In a crowded press hall, Trump made his first statement about crypto today alleviating the markets and sending the price of bitcoin on a steady march."Ladies and gentlemen, we're banning the color red. From now on, only green, only green, absolutely green across the board. The color red makes the baggies pee pee poo poo themselves, it's disgusting, very disgusting. You shoul see these guys, pee pee poo pooing on themselves. Very gross. You know these guys they pee pee poo poo themselves and it gets all over the rug, my very fine and .. actually the very best rug. I make the best rugs. Believe me. The finest rugs. But these guys they pee pee poo poo on my rug, can you believe it. Disgusting. We are banning the color red."
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