how do i research coins and stocks and make money easily like everyone else? i feel like im actually retarded
>>59666873non-ironically Twitter and YouTube
Me too... where is the best place to buy crypto? Coinbase?
>>59666889i use twitter but there so much content out there im not sure who to trust. this is becoming very depressing for me. im at the end of my rope figuratively (and literally)>>59666898i have no idea anon. i remember using poloniex and that eth swap site. havent been in the game sincce
>>59666873Everyone starts somewhere OP. I was a newfag once too long ago asking myself the same questions wondering if I was too late during the bear of 17. Now I have 140k waiting for this bull market.The only real advice I can offer right now as I'm taking a shit still waging is to do your own research and make your own decisions, don't listen to other people's advice unless they are successful long term. And it's never too late, until btc is 1m each you will always be early. And most importantly, as long as greed exists there will always be opportunities
>>59666931>waiting for this bull market.You meant next, right? We're already near the end.
>>59666873No one is really making easy money, they're using their big balls and getting lucky. The reality is most people lose money by actively trading. >>59666898Coinbase is fine for beginners. Just DCA into Bitcoin and hodl, please. Use money you can afford to lose for gambling on shitcoins if you must.
>>59666889I search stocks on twitter and all I see is bots
>>59666939Fuck off bear nigger newfag. This is a primary example of what I was talking about OP. There are many people that have a vested interest in you not succeeding for various reasons. You can only trust your own decisions.
>>59666969i cant think for myself. im very low iq. i was a doomer for the longest time but im realizing how much time and missed opportunity i lost. >>59666943>No one is really making easy moneywhy is everyone so euphoric then?
Crypto is honestly a terrible market to learn trading and investing. It's just a speculative bubble with zero foundation and highly manipulated, plus opaque fees and deadly network issues. Learning how to identify value in the stock market is more beginner friendly. >watch martin shkreli's 101 video>hang around places like /smg/ and r/wsb >pay attention to how people talk about certain stocks/markets>come up with your own ideas based on your knowledge>robinhood account>get rekt>cry>learn your lesson>try againBest way
>>59667011>why is everyone so euphoric then?Because bitcoin and gold are ATH and Trump is president. Anyone who DCA bitcoin after the last few years is up bigly. You just got here and want a taste of the action that some of these people gave YEARS of stress to achieve.
>>59667115so if the market does crash what can i expect in terms of loss? if i buy spy for example? because i seem to have a very particular skill in buying the top. not exaggerating either
>>59666873I just shitpost on /biz/ and use my meme sense to detect what projects have the most soulful energy put into their memes and which only have aislop and pajeet tier shit. I am almost out of six figure hell now.
>>59666873Everyone has their own strategy for making money in the stock market, some spend hours doing research and calculations, others just follow gut feelings, but it mostly comes down to using your head and thinking 'What is going to be worth a lot in the future?' combined with a bit of luck and spotting crashes. For instance, everyone was drooling over AI, so I invested in AI related infrastructure (like Nvidia) and made over a 300% return in a very short period of time. RFK Jr. just got put in a position of power and he is going to tell food companies no more cancer causing colorings and tell big pharma to stop with their malicious practices, so I bailed on my Pharma and Food companies because I predict a loss in profits and numerous lawsuits in the very near future. Every CEO who bent the knee and kissed the ring of Trump (Bezos, Zuck, Musk, etc.) is probably going to have very smooth sailing for the company for the next 4-8 years. Avoid meme and alt-coins, you will have better luck playing the lottery, and yes, some people do end up winning the lottery but statistically it's not going to be you.
>>59666873Nobody makes money easily. The people posting here about huge wins either got lucky or they had to suffer 200 loses before winning anything
>>59667211how do you keep up with new exchanges and swapping and all that technical stuff? >>59667231honestly some of you are good people. this is common sense that i need>>59667256im not even on here that much anymore mostly twitter >>59667256
>>59666943What is DCA
>>59667339Nevermind I googled it. I’ve been putting 50 every week into bitcoin and just upped it to 65. So I guess I’ve been doing that for awhile.
>>59666873For Crypto buy Bitcoin for the long term and specific narratives for the short term (AI, L1, made in USA, RWA, etc). Warning(!): Know that everything but Bitcoin will end up like pic related. This is a SPECULATIVE market.
>>59666873OP, also you MUST study charts and indicators. First earn MACD, RSI, STOCH on weekly and 1 Day timeframes. Once you do this, you can follow stocks easier and understand more when to buy and when to sell.
>>59666873Learn the basics of TA, the basics of blockchains, ethereum and solana specifically. Learn about liquidity pools and different tools like meteora.
>>59667316None of that is difficult.
>>59667356>50 to 65 every weeknever gonna make it with that allocation unfortunately unless youre okay with waiting 30 years. You are incredibly late to bitcoin.
>>59667182Well stop doing that. Pic related. >in terms of lossThat's why you will watch Martin Shkreli's 101 video about valuation. You will read about the various ways to analyze stock value. You will learn all those little acronyms like P/E, P/S, P/FCF, EPS, etc. Black swan events do happen, 2008 happened and will happen again, covid happened and could happen again, wars happen, tariffs, etc. But when you understand valuation you will understand the majority of the risks. >>59667316>how do you keep up with new exchanges and swapping and all that technical stuff?The reality is most people don't keep up with all of it. They find a niche or two they can target based on their knowledge, skills, preferences. How does anyone learn about anything? You can get info from anywhere. You read and learn. You experiment and see what happens.
>>59666873“Playing the market” is a midwit trap. Everything is priced in. It’s just gambling.Dump your money into an index fund and forget about it for 20 years
>>59667748>>59667859>>59667916>>59668328>>59668357Thank you for the pragmatic advice. This really warms my heart
>>59666873Use the app on token dot com. It gives new projects to invest in
>>59668357Five years ago AMD was $12 and talked about widely on WSB. It's 10x now. TSLA same story. NFLX crashing in 2022 rebounded for 4x in three years. All of these are basically household names that anyone with a little bit of knowledge and a hunch could have allocated and beat VOO. I don't disagree that playing the market can be a midwit trap, but things are not priced in. Short attacks and leverage make the market volatile, and that presents value opportunities for anyone with two eyes to see.
Everyone telling you TA is retarded. Making money is as easy as DCAing the bear market. If you had waited for Bitcoin to bottom out in september 2022 and then DCA'd for the next year you'd be up 5.5x right now. It's that easy. Just buy a singular bitcoin for 18,000 and you'd be up, that easy.For other assets, for example TSLA, it was predictable because it had been going straight for a long time and he hitched his ride to Trump. There is always a big pump after elections.There are other things, but gambling is bad.>>59668388Don't make this gay.
>>59668421What's actually funny is he's wrong even by his own idea. Coulda bought TQQQ in September 2022 and be up 4x now just riding the market's pump, instead of giving up to wage**there are no jobs right now lmao
>>59666898Get a free fidelity brokerage account and DCA into FBTC or IBIT. More trustworthy and secure than Coinbase and the fees are far less too unless you’re a pro and comfortable using cold storage or a weirdo ideologue that believes in the mission of crypto to topple judge dredd or whatever
>>59666873/biz/ unironically just lurk and watch for trends. dumb scams get called out and you learn a lot from the handful of people with tech knowledge. autistic tech bros yelling at each other about the pros and cons of a particular coin will give you a ton of information.4chan is also the fastest way to get info and not an echo chamber. it's literally capitalism of ideas because there's no up and downvotes/algorithm and and the best posts stay near the top. basically just lurk more. also don't be a retard find a good project and hold. Pick a exit point or make a plan and don't do anything based on emotion. understand what marketcap is as well as circulating and total supply so you don't fall for retarded shit like xrp going to 10k or pepe going to 1 dollar. most important is that every new asshole thinks they are a daytrader. do not do this. you will lose all your money and learn the hardware way anyways. know the difference between investing and gambling.
>>59668475>what is decayYou could have bought on margin. You could have done this, you could have done that. Awful counterexample.
>>59668506hard way*
>>59668506This is bait right? I come here for the memes but you will unironically get better advice from just googling your questions and adding -Reddit at the end. I don’t believe anyone here has any money at all
>>59666873Stop thinking everyone’s making money, most are just good at pretending. Go to YouTube for some beginner guides, also check Token .com for research, it’s like TikTok but with coins and tokens that actually have potential.Buy coins with a future, like Near, Sui or Eth, not the ones with cartoon frogs.
>>59668388Newfag. Do you realize you are being led to the slaughter by destitute retards on a forum who buy memecoins? Instead of taking an almost certain bet, they'll gamble their life savings on the worst things you can buy. They think you can "learn TA". You can't. TA is a meme. Every time they face another -60% they feel blindsided and cry that the move "broke the TA". It's a system designed for coping. You're being given advice by coping morons. Think about it critically. If TA worked, everyone would be rich. If TA worked, nobody would be selling TA courses because why would they share a method that gives them an edge in the markets. If I knew how to make $1M every day do you think I would tell you about it?Read this thread when you wake up:>>59629478Keep in mind that there is no amount of research that you can do that will give you an edge when the things you're trying to educate yourself about are outright scams.
>>59670060Cartoon frogs paid my rent last month, but let’s pretend SUI and Near are grown-up choices.>also check Token .com for researchIts a good call tho, can’t argue with that, even my lazy ass learned a thing or two.
>>59667231Better luck playing the lottery is bullshit. Your odds of succeeding in crypto with 10k gains is extremely high odds. If you are paying attention to current things and ready to act. Just browsing biz at random times could get you massive gains. Not as common lately
>>59670999I've gotten two great calls from that app, and I wonder why many people are not using it yet
>>59666873there are lots of apps and software for this. you just need to know how to use em
>>59671045Buying shitcoins because you saw them on /biz/ is probably the fastest way to lose money
>>59670999>also check Token .com for researchi remember buying Hype and making good returns. great platform overall
>>59671460who the fuck buys coins without researching
>>59671434The platform looks like Tiktok, so how are you getting crypto alpha from it?
>>59667748Is MACD that helpful? I feel it's redundant compared to RSI and Fib retracement
>>59671888the videos on the app are usually about crypto projects and available opportunities. you just have to find the right one
>>59670081You should look at TA as a risk management tool. People lose money because of their emotions and greed, not because TA "doesn't work".
>try to make an effort post>hurr spam filterThis website is not the place it was pre-2014, where you would find sincere posts by longtime hobbyists or passionate dorks. A combination of normalfag, jeet and chink infestation has made it as much of an unreliable soup as every other corner of the internet. The only reliable thing you'll find on /biz/ is mockery. This is the endgoal of every poster. The moderators are also (as demonstrated) fucking garbage.
>>59666873Kek on Solana is your ticket. It's back and pumping fat fucking loads as we speak. Anyone who ever doubted Kek is the son of a woman who does DP. Don't be poor forever
>>59666873The only thing I need in order not to feel so useless for buying something with my UBC, is just to have at least a minimal profit with it
>>59671434Picked up Sui after seeing the buzz there, NGL, haven’t been disappointed a single day since. Wasn't sure at first, but looks like I made the right call.
>>59671480researching and trying to place safe with everything is the reason why I missed buying trump at $2, my lower IQ frens all made money >>59671970wen airdrop for the creators who have been using the app?
>>59672418The VC token, the only reason why it's holding up
>>59672514Should be coming soon, price is looking good and I'm in the top 5% of point holders, can't wait
>>59666873Don't research, be retarded with a low IQ, that's how you make you money
>>59672000Checked but I prefer to tap into the ether and take cues from schizoid dreams, visions and the demiurge's archons
>>59671045altcoins are better than gambling, memes are worse than blackjack or roulette
