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ill nver make any money on this shit

i fucking hate all of you and i wish you would fucking die off
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>>59670941
Nigger how many times do we need to tell you to just buy BTC? Buying random alts/memes and hoping they moon is like buying random pennystocks and then being surprised when you lose all your money.
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>>59670956
What is $100 of bitcoin going to be worth for me, $100.05 in 3 months? fuck off
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>>59670971
Holy zoomer, use leverage then if your playing with allowance your mom gave you.
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>>59670941
We need anons like you in this space otherwise nobody would make money. Thank you for helping us helping ourselves.
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>>59670986
Do you work for coinbase? No? Then you got fuck all off of me.
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>>59670986
Kill yourself
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>>59671000
Are you implying you got fucked over by Coinbase and not by randos selling on your dumb ass while holding your dick ?
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>>59671011
And you wonder why your children aren't safe and getting shot in the head in classrooms, because you shit on people like me and then we get our revenge on you.
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I'm tempted to lose all of my money so I don't have to deal with any of this shit anymore, I fucking hate crypto and its for genuine fucking losers
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This thread is comedy gold. Lil zoomzoom is mad and threatening to shoot up a school because he fell for rugpulls and lost all his money.
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>>59671070
I've lost $100, i'll consider it as paying $100 bail to escape the jail that is existing in this space with you autistic losers
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He's mad at losing a day's worth of work, if even that? What the hell kid. You're never going to make it.
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>>59671090
>Is too afraid to directly quote a poster

Are you fucking retarded? Do you honestly think this is a job?
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All this over 100 dollars?
You're either 14 or a third worlder
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>>59671102
Paypal me $100 then you fucking retard
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>>59671099
I'm saying if you had a job, making back 100 dollars without gambling it all away like you clearly just did would be easy. I mean holy shit dude. You can make 100 dollars in like 4 hours in entry level no skill positions.
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>>59671114
Why don't you give me a job that pays money then.

Oh wait, the world doesn't work how you want it to all of the time does it?
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>>59670941
thanks for playing
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>>59671140
Cry about it you fucking loser
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i doesn't seem i am the one crying
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Boo hoo nigga
Blame yourself for your own failures
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>>59671150
>>59671163
Just lost another $100, could've been spent towards cancer treatment but instead you'll spend it on shooting up heroin or buying gatcha mobile characters, holy fucking die already
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>>59671133
It clearly doesn't work the way YOUwant it to. You're the one crying. Man up and get your shit sorted.
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>>59670941
Kek, I dumped TRUMP on you guys, now I will buying MOVE and hold for long term
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>>59671028
No I wonder why you're so poor
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>>59671146
was that aimed at yourself?
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>>59671174
Crypto is an elaborate casino gamble, how could anybody make money off of this? What even is XRP? What IS litecoin? Why does it have fucking value? Why does the price drop or go up?
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>>59671180
I wonder why crypto even exists when it serves no purpose other than to scam me of my money.

Why does it even exist, it's just gambling.
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>>59671185
You're telling me you literally walked in here and threw 100 dollars into the void without even understanding basic crypto? Dude we literally have AIs that can explain this shit in the exact way you want it explained. I'm being baited and it's working.
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>>59671174
>Apply for a job I would be able to do
>"sorry you don't have experience"
>Apply for the training position of that job
>"sorry we are going to hire other candidates"

How the fuck is that MY fault?
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>>59671193
It's blockchain technology? A computer spends a certain amount of time dice rolling to solve a block, and then somehow that block has value, and the more blocks are solved over time, increases the value of them?

How is that making value, why would there be value in that? Is bitcoin even mined now? If it's not why is the price rising? WHAT IS IT FUCKING BASED ON WHY DOES CRYPTO FUCKING EXIST OTHER THAN TO STEAL MY FUCKING MONEY
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>>59671195
McDonald's is hiring and you literally just make fries dude. If you got that job abs the your checks into actual stable crypto you'd have gains easily. If you're not going to try, fine, but you only have yourself to blame.
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>>59671187
Well, we could argue about something like Bitcoin, which did outperform most bullshit out there, including boomer stocks.

Anything else is just gambling. You got fucked over like you would get fucked in a casino. The odds are slightly better in crypto tho.

Don't blame yourself for trying. Some guy a few days ago made more than $50k with $100 after buying TRUMP early. Who wouldn't want to try.

On the other hand, tons of retards lost their savings after buying TRUMP too late. That's the game. If you only lost $100 you're not that bad. The key is to stop gambling now unless you make money later and can afford to play again.
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from now on, every time i press the sell button, i am going to imagine that i am dumping specifically on your retarded ass OP and i am going to laugh imagining you seething
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>>59671205
I can't get a job, I've applied for basic bitch jobs for the last 4 years and nobody will hire me, they think i'm a drug addict or cursed or something, I've had people turn me down for jobs because I am "too intelligent"? What the fuck am I supposed to do, just wait until I am a retard to finally get employed?

>>59671206
How about you sit in my position then, losing $100 over and over and making NOTHING while everybody else around you makes $50k out of thin air.
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>>59671211
Fucking lol
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>>59671211
You haven't made any money in crypto, nobody has.
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>>59671223
It's the other way around, Einstein. Most cryptards lose money in this shit, sometimes their entire stack goes *poof* and they post about it online like mongoloids. Have you ever looked up loss porn ? It's a thing.

The stories like that one guy who made it out with 5 figures starting with $100 are the exceptions, not the norm. Well, again, for anything that isn't bitcoin at least.
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>>59671243
Why don't I just blow another $100 on a meme coin that will tank its value another 5 more times and call it a day?
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>>59670941
just hold bro
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>>59671259
You really can't do much with $100. Your only chance is to buy something a la TRUMP, aka being early to some giga scam launched by a nuclear-level account someday, but you need to somehow be ready seconds after the launch.

Keep your 100 bucks anon. Save some money for some time and come back later. You're basically buying scratching tickets if you keep going.
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>>59671274
I'd be so happy to see on the news that bitcoin value dropped to $0
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>>59670941
YWNBAW babafag
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>>59670941
I'm doing it very slightly with Koto, I bought a steam deck and I put this shit as my wallpaper
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>>59671211
kek
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>>59670941
how can I save myself from a ponzi I mistakenly started
long story short I created a "hedge fund" of sorts by word of mouth and having been lucky in the first bullrun, people started asking me to trade for them. at first I made money then I started doing like Madoff without knowing it
I'm down to my last 2k and need to make 48k in 2 months to pay everyone back or im as good as dead
am I fucked or should I at least try leverage again, Im fucked either way and no way any spot degen play will make it all back
>pic related
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>>59671211
kek
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top signal
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Just put another $100 on bonk, and sold it in 30 seconds just paying the coinbase fee

why fucking bother
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>>59670941
There is still time to make it especially on new upcoming projects like Kasu
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>>59671428
You're me from an alternative timeline. I turned the offer down.
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>>59671570
what offer
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>>59670971
Skip the BTC crumbs, anon. Go for Solana memes like UAFC—where $100 can actually moon.
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>>59671509
I also just came across this and looking at its partners, I'm feeling optimistic about the project.
I'll get its NFTs so as to be well positioned for its presale
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$100 is what I make in 5 hours at my shitty nursing home job. This is life changing money to zoom zooms and jeets lmfao.
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>>59670941
Kek on Solan is your chance. We weeded out the Jeets and are back to pumping. Poor pussies doubted, have a look peasant faces
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>>59671223
I feel you man, nobody wants to hire me either
I've been sending out 5 applications per day for over a year and everyone just keeps fucking turning me down or sending out shitty automated emails about finding another candidate
I can't stand this shit anymore, I'm fucking cursed
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>>59670941
>>59671057
>>59671185
>>59671496
Literally all you had to do was buy and hold Link
It's that fucking easy, yet you fucking newfags never want to understand
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>>59670941
You are NGMI with this shitty loser attitude. So what, you lost $100, fucking puss. Get better, make more money, and stfu
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>>59670941
just closed a trade on LINK netted $10k, don't have to work for the rest of the week.

you're a fag i'm afriad OP and therefore will never make it, some people are just born to take it up the ass.

Seriously though I do feel bad post your wallet i'll give you $100 just to stop your whining.

as i've got nothing else to do this week add me on discord i'll suggest some coins to stick $100 in, no bigots

juju1202_
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>>59672427
>some people are just born to take it up the ass.

Who, you? I'd rather be broke and not be thinking about men having sex with my ass than rich and obsessed with the idea, like you are.

Go donate $100 to charity and fuck off
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>>59672009
Yeah, I had a job as a care assistant, working with the elderly, exactly the same gig.

They fucked me over at that job because I am a white male or something, and I got fired.

Now I just waste money on crypto and wait to die I guess?>
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>>59671428
>>59672427
post proof
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>>59670941
thats not very nice



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