WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?Preferably in haiku format.
Nothing is happeningSame as always.
Tariffs have hit us.Chaos unfolding today.Please, Trump save my bags.
>>60110192bing.comgoogle.comyahoo.com
>>60110192CapitulationRussia and North KoreaAt last beat the West
>>60110192Wanted to own libsElected retard againI will never learn
>>60110192Propaganda briansSpewing media bullshitShitting up the board
>>60110192trump is crashing the world economyhe and elon and other insider jews will short with x100000000 leverage and become the richest entitiest in existencethen they will buy every piece of land on the planet and become the defacto rulers of Earthyou will slave away for them 18 hours a day 7 days a week or die
>>60110364That's not a haiku you faggot, kill yourself.
>>60110360>>60110364not a haiku
>>60110379>>60110382cry about it losers
>>60110382>Is literally a Haiku in 5-7-5 format>Retard on 4chan doesn't know what it isPropaganda brain strikes again.
>>60110404pro-pa-gan-da bri-ans (6)
>>60110404American literacy in action folks
>>60110192diaper is fullorange man throws a tantrum your portfolio is gone
Art of the Deal: wordsWhispered across marble desksPower changes hands:)
>>60110382>>60110461>>60110483typosmuggy.pngYou shitskins are really something.
I made $1400, about 50, of BSV swinging that drop
>>60110192Markets dive, suits stay composed,Champagne flows while profits closed.Tariffs bloom from sheer delight,Math took off and missed its flight.“Ten for all!” — the man proclaims,Pain gets handed out like names.Stocks collapse in silent dread,Nvidia's dreams play dead.Europe shrugs, and China counts,Vietnam swears large amounts.Apples rot, and drones still sing,Amazon can’t ship a thing.Recession knocks — it’s dressed in gray,Both sides nod, “Well, fair’s fair, eh?”“Fairness,” spoken through the flame,As Dow Jones forgets its name.Flags wave in the wind,Made in China, irony.“Patriots” clap loud.Gold hats, foam fingers,Cheering as Rome burns again —NASDAQ's on fire too.
