Stay strong edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previously on /smg/ :>>60120914
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>60122289You are assuming Trump can somehow reverse this nonsense.
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
About 10 minutes to settle -960 to -1166
SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL
Watching the death of the Republican parties future in the US is something to behold
I didn't have this much fun since 2020
BUDDY LOOK AT ENTIRE STOCK MARKET COMPUTER
Hell yeah so many poos on visas aee going to be unemployed.
SOXL KEKSOXLKEKS
>>60122327everythings computer!
>>60122339LMFAO
To the Anon in previous thread people are pulling their money and buying treasuries
Jesus fucking christ that was brutal.
There's a gap on spy that needs to be filled, expect some pumping
TRUMP TOLD YOU WHEN TO BUY THE PUTS
>>60122284>no suicide hotlines included in OPGrim.
>>60122323Is there even a historical equivalent? I can't think of a single event this retarded.
>no breakers hit, just dropping a few percent per day until everyone loses everythingboring
>>60122334Trump and Musk will give every Indian free citizenship.
It's ok we'll pump Monday
>>60122366Exactly. China needs to throw another coof our way.
>>60122364The tariff wars are about 100 years apart
Mega Bullrun tomorrow, buy your bags now bobos, or get squeezed out
We need a circuit breaker
AMD puts are easy money holy shit
zzzzzz when are are hitting circuit breakers
BVLL MARKET TIME
>>60122392Breakers need a 10% swing I think
>>60122364They did the tariff shit 100 years ago, republicans never held house or congressional power for 60 years after thst
>>60122373I literally bought SOXL calls today. If people think this is going lower; the they forgot PAPA POWELL SPEAKS TODAY!
recession is cancelled, time to purchase
>>60122391market is closed tomorrow you dum dum moo
>>60122391Based. Today is the bottom of this correction.
I'm down 100k since the ath and I absolutely will not be selling. I'd sooner watch it go to zero. It hurts but I'm not gonna be one of those retards that bets against America only to get my dick slapped immediately. Somebody sell your position so we can recover.
I'm 34 years old. My ATH net worth was ~750k a few months ago. I am currently down ~100k.I just sold ~260k worth of stock in my (inherited) IRA.My current holdings are now 33% stocks (a variety of US ones in IRA, brokerage, and 401ks), 40% cash, 7% gold and silver, and 4% gold ETFs.I was an idiot to wait so long to sell. I saw this shit coming months away but didn't trust myself. I locked in my losses, but I don't stand to lose as much any more. I would rather be mid tier (e.g., drop to ~500k) than outright poor (e.g., drop to ~200k). Sigh.I just hope I don't lose my job. And I hope my wife doesn't lose hers. Thank you for reading my blog.
Now is the time to DCA.
>>60122339BAGGIE ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY BAGGY?BAGGIE ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY BAGGY?YOU’VE BEEN HIT BYYOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY A ROGUE TRADE WAR
is it recovering...?
so this is the true rugpull?
Is this the one, anons?
>>60122396Bottom is in
>>60122409Monday is tomorrow is business days
Easiest money of my life.ADAMANTIUM RESISTANCE AT 5200 SPX
DO SOMETHING JEROME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60122418I sold for you. lol. see: >>60122419
I'm normally the biggest retard bull but this was too getting too brutal for me, took a haircut on my unrealized gains and collecting GBP interest now. Trump will not back down he has NPD and complete control, this could get so much worse.
>>60122425I really doubt institutions will step in here, it's false
>>60122446Thank you bb
>mumus begging to buy their bagsYeah this shit is going down further
>>60122452like its gonna decline again? grim
>BTC is more stable nowadays than the stockmarketwhat the fuck is this shit, honestly?
>>60122391>>60122416Oh sweet mumu. Get ready for the crunch.
>>60122425Yep
WHAT DO I GET PUTS ON
Bek kaggies
>>60122470you got them on anything two days ago ya silly motherfucker
tired of winning yet MIGAsissies?
>>60122463It's really fucking simple. It's easier to trust BTC than Trump.
>>60122366The algos know about the breakers since March 2020 and avoid them on purpose since it stops their trades from executing
There could be a massive intraday pump if the bids are starting to get hit from here.
Aaaand I'm out for today.Made around 1000 burgerbucks with the shorts so I'm content.
JPOW speaking in less than 2 hoursdoes he even have an incentive to calm markets?Donnie is doing his ob for him of getting stocks down and cooling the economy, while the job market hasnt suffered bigly so far
>>60122504I bought calls so we're hitting circuit breakers today
I bought the dip yesterday, and it's still dipping. I boughted the dip too soon.
>>60122430You need 7% so no, doesn’t count if added up over 2 days is 7% or greater it needs to be all at once. Just gonna be slow bleeding of 1-3% red days until (((they))) decide to close their shorts and buy the dip while retail gets cucked on the sidelines stuck in underwater longs as is tradition
>>60122495This.
Stock market crashes are bullish anon, everyone knows this
>>60122509NO CUTS
>>60122403>tariff shit 100 years agoyea, and that led to the Weimar Republic and the moustache man.Hope you are wearing your seatbelt, there will be no stops where we're going
>>60122490Nope>>>60122360
>>60122536>there will be no stops where we're goingThird World Express
what a gay and boring market
I only have 52% invested (norwegian stock etf, + EU defense, + Euro denom. gold miners)had some tiny positions in euro banks at open I closed before big dropand still have over 2% in the red for the day. I should have just gone all cash when I decided it's a waiting game with possible profit not worth the risk, months ago. -8% YTD
WHY ISN'T THE DAMN CAT BOUNCING
>>60122536Hitler was good for the German economy. Hitler is bullish
>>60122509Hes going to raise rates, do you think he's friends with Trump?
my thinking is that we'll be down for a while. i dont know how much lower we'll go, but i don't think we're going to be higher than where we are now for a good while. i feel like america really trashed its standing/reputation/status/reliability/etc, and that shit does not recover quickly. i think people will not like us (even more) for a long time. i also dont think america can "pull itself up by its bootstraps". we aren't the country we used to be. intrestingly, I really dont think any other countries are really THAT much better. I am fairly well travelled, and I have seen the quality of the current people in many countries. in short, I think the world is going to be "poorer" for a while. I think America was pretty good, was declining, and our decline just rapidly accelerated, and there isn't anyone that great to take our spot. so, it's just a bar-lowered world. not great. oh, and yeah, i guess they can turn on the money printer. currency devaluation for bigger numbers, woo!this is my simple thesis.
it keeps trying to bounce and then just.. falls again
>>60122586Nobody will give a fuck about this when the next cucked president arrives and kisses ass with every country
>>60122586>always inverse /smg/
All you dumb trannies getting rekt. Loving it, finally the real money will be made in factories and in real trades. You remote working faggots are going to get shot
Scared of this, what do?
Thinking of the mega pump that will come when barrumpft is out
All things considered MSTY has held up well here, surprised BTC hasn’t breached 80k. Enter a long next Thursday after the ~$2 distribution comes out of the NAV.
WTFWT!?
I want it to fall 20% more
>>60122615this won't stop you from being poor
>>60122614oh i forgot to add that. this guy is right. inverse me, seriously. i'm almost always wrong.
patient is making full recover
I bought a put and then a huge green dildo appeared in front of my eyes
>>60122615Uneducated bald neets jacking it to anime such as yourself will still not get a job.
>>60122536>America having a couple tariffs created the entire Weimar RepublicWhy are we so powerful bros?
>>60122403so youre saying I should buy Lockheed stock
I'm waiting for line to go down enough but it's just crabbing.
I believe in Nvidia. At it's core it is a solid company with world class offerings. We will come back stronger than ever before.
>>60122615>the plan...you have to trust the plan...please...patriots are in control...qanon said i'll make $50 an hour working on an assembly line...
>>60122614>>60122632crab / pump confirmed. i capitulated big time (sold like 260k), so that should be enough to buy a nice solid pump from the market gods.
GME IS ON A BULL RUN BUY NOW
>>60122642Most powerful country in human history
I wanted to use this correction as an opportunity to finally start a long position in Amazon. Why is Amazon not dumping today? The China news with retaliatory tariffs should have wrecked it but it's holding steady whereis Semiconductors, which Trump literally said are exempt of the tariffs keep dumping.
>>60122642it led to the biggest finance crash in history and millions of dead in the US (white people, ofc you don't care lol)
chances of Tesla closing under 250 today?
I don't know why you would hurt the world economy like this directly after we just recovered from the COVID supply shocks
>>60122565I'm gonna need this with audio my man
>>60122603>no one is going to care in 4 yearsthat what they said 4 years ago
>>60122689there are still normal, private people that hold acres of lands, houses and other things.We're going down until every last thing you could own is held by Vanguard and Blackrock.You vill own NOZING
WOW LADS THIS PUMP
>>60122689>“Well, I mean, it’s to be expected where this is a patient that was very sick,” claimed Trump. “We really inherited a terrible economy … with a lot of problems.”It's all part of the plan, don't worry.
>Jim Cramer: This is not the time to bail from the stock marketFUCK
>>60122565ok source?
I bought sqqq and soxl at what I thought was the pre market price, but I guess when the order went through they had already pumped?So instead of make an easy $400 I broke even
>>60122680Sure it did lol
>>60122729i dont think we are recovering from this anytime soon. It still has further to fall.
>>60122729
>>60122729It’s over
The last time this happened we had a golden age of free trade, 20 years of democrat presidents and open borders.Don't worry bros, we just have to wait until 2029. Then it's ogre until 2050, nobody will be allowed to screw up the world again for 2 decades
>>60122729>SJIM
>>60122679Chinese dropshippers are gonna get absolutely cucked by de minimis getting BTFO Amazon is going to 100-120 at which point will be a value play https://www.reuters.com/markets/trump-considering-revoking-tariff-exemptions-cheap-shipments-china-source-says-2025-04-02/
>>60122689people would rather crash the economy than deal with brown people and trannies I guess
>>60122391>Tomorrow>SaturdayIt is beyond over
>>60122729I'm inverting the inverse-Cramer. Too many people on it.
so many tweets and posts where retail investors badly want a market crash. not just stocks to fall, but the entire market to crash. they want a market crash to turn into a wealth transfer and become new bourgeoise, so they endlessly pump money into the market, betting it to go down. the popularity of shorts have created a truly bizarre environment.
>>60122615based Maoist. Death to capital!
>>60122747thank you for this
I'm glad I switched to intraday trading when Trumbo came in. This shit is crazy for bad for the long only retail crowd. Still working out a few things on the algo.
>>60122660Same, but there are so many discounts that I may need to put it aside for now.
orange man just kicked off a global trade war and there are still slurpers keeping the line from falling
>>60122765because that economy only benefited browns and trannies
>>60122729they are already planning to jump ship but dont want anyone else to do it before them.
>>60122672thanks for the cheap puts
>>60122729Great now Cramer had to open his big fat mouth, multi year bear run confirmed
>>60122729>Buy my bagsLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
What fucking pump are all of you talking about? Bulls are hallucinating.
MSFT redemption arc.
Is Nvidia done for or now it's the time to buy?
>>60122750Imagine thinking (((they))) won’t cause a war with Iran to get the economy booming again and initiating ww3 before that time
>>60122745I do not see any reason to dump money into the market. The source of the volatility isn't going away for a while even if the tariffs get worked out.
>>60122586I don't think you are far off, there has been a general race to the bottom of the barrel for years now, declining education, declining communities, cultural and commercial appeal to the lowest common denominator, people no longer believe in hard work results in progress/rewards, years of economic stagnation, zombie companies, overvalued stock markets and dollar, expensive regulations, etc. There's a lot more going on here than just some retarded tariffs, this has been in the making for years.
>>60122729AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Watch and learn
Yooo /smg/ my boys wassup haven't been here since the covid crash when I slurped up a lot of goodies.What's looking good today? I saw oil prices falling but not to zero so I'm not going to be totally degenerate yet.
>>60122826I am slurping SOXL. imagine thinking that the world is going to need less microships and not more going into the future
>>60122425NOPE LOL
>tfw put 10000 on tesla going up today
>>60122851Yeah it was dead catwell rip
>>60122827You don't need republicans and tariffs to do that.The next democrat is going to be an aggressive free trade likable guy like Roosevelt instead of fags and women so far.Bull market 2029.
Lmfaooooo
>>60122682is he deadly?
So in 1h ish the economy is going to either boom or dump historically. I cannot take this bros...
Can people stop coping about this being the bottom? Thanks.
>>60122877what's going on in an hour?
>>60122864Democrats aren’t smart enough to do that. You still have people like Waltz saying they lost because they didn’t support DEI and Trannies enough
>>60122883PAPA POWELL
>>60122883Daddy is talking
>>60122782>republicans are now borderline isolationist commies and dems are the free trade partywtf happened?
>>60122883Powell speaks no?
What happens if it hits 0?Also this means I should have bought instead of sold, right?
>>60122883Trump's going to announce it was all a joke
>>60122886Right now they aren't.
>>60122877worse yet; it will crab!!!>>60122904>tarriffs cancelled because
Reminder that the tariffs won't actually hit until tomorrow and that's just gonna be the baseline 10%, it's gonna take until the 10th to implement all the truly crazy stuff.Right now, we're still in the denial period.
>>60122878ikr, i still think its going to fall further. Now is a terrible time to go in buying.waaaayy to volatile. Better to just take the hit and sell at a minor loss and be fully cash.
>>60122853These TSLA dumps are weak
Have people started roping yet?
>>60122682It's going to be very embarrassing if Elon paid for an election win and a position in the government and this ends up being the result.
>We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! You invested in countries with cheap labor, they exported cheap goods to you, they held your dollars as a reserve currency, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, consoomed and enjoyed your status as a advanced economy. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up. You and your pride and your ego. If you didn’t elect Trump we'd all be fine right now.
>>60122912This is the pricing it in period.>when tariffs hit it will pump because of the past two days pricing in the tarrifs
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES>THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>60122931This was always about pissing off his trans son.
>>60122931It would prove he didn't do it for himself. Just like he didnt buy twitter for himself. Based Elon losing his wealth for the good of America.>Elon Musk Haters are truly the consumer demographic
>>60122877Is there anything Powell can say that would give investors confidence to pump the market right now?
>>60122926not yet but i give it until monday since i expect more retaliation tariffs to roll in over the weekend.
>>60122883I am gonna take a fat shit
>>60122841Fire sale on everything leveraged right now I don’t think we’re at the bottom yet though
Holy shit, SOXL just doesn't stop going down.
>>601223732 more weeks
>>60122284Please make it stop…
I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH WORLD LEADERS AND WE MADE A LOT OF WINS SO NO MORE TARRIFS.
FREE FAll
>>60122932This is actually pretty fucking hilarious. saved!>>60122950Any news will be enough to stop the bleeding. People are just looking for an excuse
>>60122950if he literally wheels out a crank-powered money printer on stage and they start playing the space jam song while he rips it
Is it over?
>>60122841>I saw oil prices falling but not to zero so I'm not going to be totally degenerate yetRemember when oil prices went negative? Markets sometimes be crazy
>>60122981Yeah I'm thinking it's over.
>>60122945daughter*
>>60122954>this bad thing that we tell you will happen in le two weeksSo it's a fake and gay dump AGAIN?Holy shit that's dissapointing.
>>60122966WHY HAVENT YOU SOLD?!?! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO INVEST IN GLOBALISM
My portfolio held out well yesterday, but it's really hurting today. Some really steep declines on stuff that really shouldn't be falling at all.
>>60122931well nobody stopped him from doing literally anything.Like what happened to going to Fort Knox?
>>60122990No sir, that's a boy no matter how much he believes otherwise.
Put interest rates at 0% and the economy is saved
>>60122990*son*
>>60122967imagine the giga pump get those bags!!!
>>60123014**daughter*
>>60122993> holdingthe market still has further to fall, we have only heard in from china and not the other countries donald has slapped with high tariffs.
>>60123013why stop thereintroduce a -1% interest rate
>>60122877>>60122883The best thing we can hope for is something to signify a rate cut at the next meeting and as many as 5 this year but seeing as how unemployment numbers were down yesterday and hiring up today not sure how that all works out in the face of a self inflicted global financial collapse
The jobs report will pump the market and we will end in the green today
I just woke upIt's really over, huh?
WHERE IS THE BOTTOM AHHHHHHHHHHHH
What is crazy is circuit breakers ahvent even been turned on. I remember when Covid crash happened. It wasn't even 5% losses where the Market Makers turned on those breakers every hour. Not one breaker. If people do not understand how manufactured this stock market is; against trump! Imagine thinking that the TSLA fall is organic in any way
I just need a 10% dump. It's friday. I'm sure nobody wants to sleep holding things when everything could change in the weekend.
my fucking investments
>>60122993People are panic selling.
>>60123024You are the problem; it is a man and cutting off your peepee doesn't undo that. MY puts are up and I sold. Trannies get the rope
Hey why aren't we going up?Didn't people buy the dip yesterday?
i think we should switch to a fully fiat stock market. for too long stock prices have been held back and influenced by 'price earnings' or 'supply and demand'. i propose we replace all companies in stock markets with ideas. for instance, instead of mcdonalds, there will be a 'hamburger' stock, and instead of an s&p 500, there will be a 'top 500 hottest women' index, wherein those women are constantly updated throughout the years so it always goes up
You thought it was over, it hasn't even begun
>>60123049The inflation just transitioned! Remember; inflaiton is always transitory!
>>60123052Trump acted retarded and the stock market reacted accordingly.
Only up 4% now for the last 2 years after being up 60% before trump was electedThanks orange man
Damn I am down 50k, I know if I seel here I'll regret it, but I also know we are going to continue dropping for another few monthsFeels bad man, everyone is going broke, market is going to zero by year end
>>60123068But someone is boughting, so price should always be the same right?
>>60123081Yes, now that exit liquidity is getting collected
>>60123052>Since February 2013, there have been market-wide circuit breakers that respond to single-day declines in the S&P 500 index. When the index falls by 7% below its previous close, it is considered a Level 1 decline. A Level 2 decline refers to a drop of 13%. Finally, a Level 3 decline refers to a drop of 20%.2 These levels have not changed as of March 2022.3>Level 1 or 2 circuit breakers halt trading on all exchanges for 15 minutes unless they are triggered at or after 3:25 PM (in which case trading is allowed to continue). Level 3 circuit breakers halt trading for the remainder of the trading day (from 9:30 a.m to 4:00 p.m.).We are not there yet.
>>60123094OY VEY!
>>60123097>>60123103Are you tired of winning yet?
>SOXLMore like SOZZLE
>>60122689There's a huge class of people that continued to work like normal, didn't see a huge increase in wealth, while prices of everything doubled.
Have we finally bottomed out? The bleeding stopped (for now).
>>60123026I expected some damage, but not this much. BRK down 3% despite all the cash they're holding. EU defense down for the year despite that being govt stimulus spending. China stocks down double digits. Somewhat understandable, but almost certain that the govt is going to pump the market with stimulus.
>>60123112I was awake and trading in 2020 of March. I am telling you those cricuit breakers were turned on every 5% downturn on almost every other hour. People who think that this is organic and not a political retaliation against the current administration is missing the plot
>>60123104Bro wat
I have all my money in crypto and am down horrendous but I was thinking about buying $8,000 worth of TQQQ today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ykAXB3JFy4
>>60123129This month has barely started. SP500 is going to 4500 before May.
>>60123133Why is she unhappy that she has conquered him?
KEEP DOOMPING
>>60123132Circuit breakers start at 7%
>>60123097Did you vote for him?
>>60123133I need a rundown on pic related....this is giving me extreme anxiety. Do woman really?!
>>60122931goddamn I shouldn’t have sold my TSLA put yesterdaythen again with that shitstock it could have pumped to $280
>>60123129nvm, it just giga dumped again.
>tfw you can't afford the essentials...
So what's everyone buying then?
>>60123132Trust the plan QAnon sister! MIGA has never been stronger
GGGGAGEEEERRRRRROOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>60123091I don't think people understand how big a 10% tariff is. Just do the math and compare it to a sales tax or VAT. Economists are right when they say the markets are kind of underreacting to this.
i inherited 200k in januarywhat do i doi've been trying to learn at least the basics of stocks but it's not been enough time. really hoped this inevitable collapse would happen later on after i'd gotten to grips with things morenot sure whether to slurp now or continue waiting a bit
>>60123161Something like 10% of humans don’t have a inner monologue
>>60123168rope
>>60123168A McDonalds breakfast sandwich here in a little bit.
I don't like bitcorn doing better than my S n Pee stock. I don't think that's fair.
>>60123170you suffer from TDS and I don't take anything you say seriously. Nor is there any wieght to your words. Keep kvetching you pozzed imbecile.
TIME TO SLURP
>>60123168kneepads
what do you guys think? whats the lowest tsla will go today?
what do we win if it hits 0?
>>60122429rape
Anon here that put all his money into NVDL at $150.I'm officially broke and my life savings is gone, and I'm 5k in debt. I wasn't going to have kids anyway...
>it won't even reach 5% todayYep, it's a nothingburger
>>60123182dump 50k into a s&p 500 index fund right now I'm not even being ironic
>>60122888>>60122891>>60122896>>60122904>>60122955>>60123038comfy, anyone got a link to stream?
Should I sell now or wait for a dead cat bounce?
>>60123168TZA, up 20% since yesterday
>>60123104>starting price is 10.00>person A is panicking and tries to sell at 9.99>person B is panicking and seeing the order of person A tries to sell at 9.98>person C is also panicking and tries to sell at 9.97>someone buys person C order>screen price is now 9.97>person A is still panicking so he sets price at 9.96And this goes on and on. That's how it keeps going down.>>60123132Maybe there was a market -7% that made the entire market halt and whatever you were looking at had just gone -5% and that's why it felt that way to you.
>>60122750We had to get through Hoover... to get to Roosevelt...
>>60123190ok retard
>>60122983Yeah I made a lot of money and blew it investing in a shitcoin. I'm kinda hoping for that to happen again.
>>60123210i'm definitely putting about that much into voo. just don't know if doing it right now is the move. honestly i thought yesterday was the day to do it glad i didn't now
>>60123204just fucking hold. NVDA is the future.
>>60123216Ive never had a stock not sell insta tly so this is a lie
>>60123219You are losing in profits to a Retard. I am making more money than you. No matter what you say or do; you will be poor and unable to recover your losses. Appreciate your money bro; buy another call from me
>>60123182You didn't park in the money market right away?
>>60123195WINNING
>>60123151The mag 7 are too strong for that to happen. Their earnings reports will likely be great once again and there is only so much dumping that can happen on the tariff news alone.
Aren't we bow at -20% on the Nasdump, and thus, entered a bear market?
You guys winning?
why isn't everyone talking about how they're selling and opening shorts?
>>60123182Read The Richest Man in Babylon (1 day) and then spend two weeks reading The Intelligent Investor.Once you understand both books, this year looks like a great year to DCA into a diversified portfolio of stocks.
>>60123194fuck TSLA puts. they’ve burned me horribly.doubling my money with INTC $20 0dte puts
>>60123216You weren't there. you were not trading. Go take your books and your theories up to your ivory tower with your paper portfolio.
Who TQQQ puts here?
It's over. I hate Trump
>>60123242i'm assuming you mean invest with that phrasedesu i'm still not used to having the money. also i knew a big crash was coming
I'm getting ready to buyBAC, WFC, USB, HSY, KO, OXY, SOC, MSFT, GOOGL, AAPL, (and NVDA if <50)
really hoping I can sustain this level of performance
>>60123129hahahhaha HAHHAHAHAHHAwe didn't even start.just you wait when a war with Iran or Russia heats up. there is still room for another 80% downfall
>>60123204>stock does a 3x in 1 year>you invest your entire life savings into it right when it reaches the full 3xCouldn't you have just gambled it all on 0DTE OTM Puts like a normal fucking person?
>>60123254Because these people do not trade; they just whine about Trump. Not a single position or stock discussion
>>60123271War is bullish for oil though and I do own a lot of oil.
>>60123254People think we're about to bottom out. In my opinion we're not, but I do have a trailing stop loss on my TZA position just in case.
TradingView telling me to end it alllocking the windows and hiding the keys
Shorting shouldnt exist and should be illegal. Betting against humanity should be a hangable offense. You should always want humanity to succeed.
>>60123258no, but really. whats the lowest tsla could go today? what would be a good close for a put?
>>60123241That won't stop you from losing your job, if you even have one, nigger.>>60123247Half their revenue is intl and little of what they offer is unique. They won't survive with domestic market alone.
>>60123283maybe you can bounce back to net neutral then since oil crashed almost 10% in one day now
>>60123288>nonono you shouldn't be able to bet that stupid actions will have negative consequences
>>60123290realistic: $240, maybe? could dump way lower or pump on bad news. i personally just stacked TSLZ as to not get burned on TSLA put expiry
>>60123204Holy fuck, and I felt like a retard. Is there really a point in dumping it anymore? May as well hold and hope for a miracle.
>>60123266I mean that you could have put it in SGOV and had risk free gains already. There are instruments for every risk level. Corporate bonds would've been a step up. SGOV is just US treasuries.
>>60123250I sold everything at the top so yes. My friends are the biggest bagholders and I can't even post in my chat group about investments anymore without a nervous breakdown from someone.
>>60123257i'll get those read thanks anonwhen do you think would be a good time to buy voo?
>>60123317>he hasn't been longing oil since 2020 ngmi
>>60123281i literally sold 260k todaysee above
>>60123204hold for another 10 years and it'll 10x.
>>60123288Humanity succeeds by culling the chaff. Shorting is already inherently a losing game but it's mere existence means there will be people investigating companies and ensuring that they're playing by the rules.
>>60123317True, but its the best I can hope for now. I am not a stock market magician unfortunately.
>portfolio is now in the redAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60123297I own a silver and gold store you pathetic cuckhold.
>>60123168I'm buying a haircut for an interview for a SECOND JOBI'll be working from 2am to 4PMWHAT THE FUCK
>SOXL KEKS WITH ANOTHER INCOMING -30% TODAY
>>60123212>sell now holy shit hahahahaha
>>60123327Money market is basically short term treasuries. It's a specific thing.
>>60123337congrats you missed the after election pump and locked in your losses!you fucking suck!
>>60123325are you the anon who panic sold TSLZ? not too late to buy back in with a stop buyalso is robinhood shitting itself for anyone else like it did yesterday at market open?
Everyone wanted cheap stocks, well your gonna get them alright lmao, soon after the entire market drops 40%
>>60123237Lol lmao even>>60123259I was there lol. I was even biz posting at the time and made a lot of money because smg knew about the virus 3 months before anyone even started worrying about it.I underestimate how it would go though but I think nobody expected what we got.
>>60123327ooh right. well, i went from being a minimum wagie to having 200k cash sat in my bank. i've just been enjoying seeing the cash there and trying to get my head around things and i didn't want to commit any cash knowing that a big crash was due this year
>>60123269THIS IS WHAT I WANNA SEE BOBO TAKE A FAT SHIT ON THESE PERMA MUMU's
down
>>60123297>They won't survive with domestic market alone.That's obviously not what is going to happen though. Do you think Europe is going to stop using Amazon, Google, Microsoft, Apple etc because of Tariffs? Not to mention that Nvidia isn't even going to be affected by the tariffs and it was still dumping.
>>60123350EIGHT (8) FUCKING DOLLARSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60123370circuit breaker?????
damn it keeps going down. my prediction with the s&p going to 4800 in a few weeks/months might come true.
>>60123374
>>60123129Why do people think this is over, the bad times have only just begun
>>60123355i mean, i hope you are right, in a wayi still have ~200k or so in stocks, and my wife has much more than i do. i sold that just so we dont go full poor (in terms of USD, at least).i feel better having sold what i did. if it goes down more, i did okay by selling; if it goes up, then i'll make money there.
>>60123347ok jew, no wonder you love MIGA so much
The stupid jobs report pump triggered my trailing stop and now I'm too scared to short again. Fuck!
>>60122284How's the patient doing? Is it terminal?
>>60123281you trump whiners really need to kill yourselves
>>60123288>>60123374Still worth getting shorting it at this point?
/biz/ meme stocks getting killed, SOUN is nearly back to my basis, holy shit, lmao.
I WILL NEVER FINANCIALLY RECOVER FROM THIS
>>60123287>Look first / Then leap
>>60123397Are you saying it's not going to go down any further?
obviously today is a strong trend day but this is sick. it's trading 1DTEs right now, mostly camping on puts so far.
Broke even on TSLA puts today, I was too pussyI'd be up 300% had I held
Im on 14th street nw right now
BREAK THE CIRCUIT SAAR
>>60123372>Do you really think EU is going to hit America where it really hurt in a full scale global trade war>Trump on Wednesday unveiled a 10% minimum tariff on most goods imported to the United States, with a higher 20% rate for the European Union.Von der Leyen did not provide details of future EU measures.>A French government spokesperson said further measures on a broader range of goods and services would come into force at the end of April. Nothing is yet decided, she added, but services, notably digital services, are likely to be a focus.Lol lmao
SOXL CALLS! I WANT TO BUY MORE SOXL CALLS!!!! THESE LOW LEVELS ARE UNSUSTAINABLE!
>>60123407What’s the realistic bottom for it
>14 minutes ago>JPMorgan Slashes Tesla's Q1 EPS Forecast Amid Delivery SetbackAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bros i fucking hate Trump
>$8.75 SOXLSISTERS WHAT IS LUM'S STATUS? ARE THEY OKAY???
>>60123425$2
>>60123388Damn man now you are making me feel bad.>>60123439>SOXL sub $9YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>60123372NASDAQ companies enjoyed little competition because nobody had any reason to develop their own alternatives for decades now. That will change. There is nothing unique in what they offer. Losing a small fraction of revenue from international markets will hurt massively.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXBwYHQthqoHe's right you know
so many libtard trannies seething here. The common man won
>>60123331That's a really complicated question and you'll better understand how complicated it is after you finish The Intelligent Investor.The short answer is now and continue DCA'ing for the next 30 years.The more slightly complicated answer is it might fall a bit further but you don't want to miss the boat either so maybe wait but not too long consult your local fortune teller.The longish simplified answer is wait for all the stock price value of the S&P 500 stocks as an aggregate to fall below their aggregate book value and then buy as much as you can. But also don't do that because VOO isn't exactly the same as those 500 stocks and they get swapped in and out periodically so an ETF isn't the same as having a diversified portfolio and the returns aren't totally lined up.If the money is burning a hole in your pocket you can give yourself 1% (2k) to play with and fully expect to lose it while you're reading the books. In that case, you can buy 1 VOO today (try to set a good price buy order and agonize over the line all day like everyone else) and then maybe pick a couple cheaper stocks to build a tiny starter portfolio and see how it goes. But do seriously read the books.
>>60123457What did they win?
>>60123357Yes. I considered buying back in but didn't because I've eventually been burned by TSLA every time I've touched it. Before TSLZ blew up in my face and triggered my panic sell, I lost a bunch of money trying to capitalize on the Robotaxi event. I knew the event was going to a load of shit, but I figured I could exploit the hype for games by trading some TSLA. However, it starting dropping literally two seconds before I was about to hit the Sell button that afternoon.
If you aren't slurping SOXL You just aren't hip daddy-o
My account went to -20% to -7% so far. A 13% swing in my direction, what a recovery.Powell don't fuck me over pls
>>60123474We aren’t buying your bags bro
>>60123400There will be blood.mp4
>>60123403Such a graceful animal
>>60123474>Slurp SOXL>it drops to $6 the next day
>>60123463A world with less mentally ill faggots in their face
>>60123474>he still has SOXL bagsSOXL sounds like someone getting sloppythroated kek
>>60123454Some of those will be okay. Social media is fucked.
>>60123168I'm financing some Domino's
>>60123488I am thinking longer than a week out. You honestly think we staying under 10$ when November rolls around and everyone is buying the next greatest graphix card so they can stream the next biggest game?!
Its so obvious we're closing green today. HODL strong reddit
>>60123491i didnt know they reopened all the asylums
>>60123493>>60123480I am literally just now slurping SOXL you ingrates. Stay pozzed. Don't buy the literal bottom of a semiconductor ETF in a politically charged market. >no one could predict SOXL to go back up hurrrrrr
>>60123491I asked for a legitimate response
>>60123521>>60123521>>60123521new bread
>>60123476+13% today alone?
>>60123506What a treat, how many months till you pay it off?
Berkshire down 4% is insane, they have 300 billion in cash.
HYPERDIMENSIONAL RESISTANCE AT 5100 SPX
>>60123510Or it keeps falling and reverse splits kek
Damn they're not even trying to save TSLA anymore huh
I bought $5k of TQQQ just now wish me luck
STOP RESISTING
QUICK REMINDER that you literally had government officials saying on prime live TV to buy fucking TSLA stocks. For fucks sake, re-read that a second time.I fucking told you this was the redflag of insiders selling their bags to (you) the retailer, but of course I wasn't listened.
I turned 25k into 10k lmao
>>60123168I'm split between SQQQ and MSTZ. Doing well so far, though MSTR/BTC had been shockingly resilient to the dump but it's starting to slide hard now.
>>60123618how
>>60123618i turned 400k into 750k and then back to like 600k.typing that out did make me think, though. i didnt feel poor before when i had 600k on the way up. why do i feel poor now? its not like i was even using it. weird.
>>60123658Because you were getting cocky and counting your millions already.
>>60123683if by "getting cocky" you mean playing with my penis then you are probably right
>>60123532At this rate, the whole year
>>60123470understandable- lost a good chunk of my portfolio to TSLA puts last month. looks like I’m set to finally recover my losses today with various puts and bear ETFs.
>account goes up $3000 in an hour>dead cat>lose $500>sad
>>60122284will this be more brutal than covid? i think not, given the expectation for midtermsi can only imagine what would happen if midterms show rep gaining seats or some shit
>TSLA coming up>all x10s have been knocked outAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60123906Midterms are so far away
The next presidential candidates will base their campaigns on undoing Trump's decimation of the US economy. What a legacy. What a guy.
i turned £200 into £220, thank you donald trump, i will buy a burger today
I bought a put guys, will I win bigly?
Nvda bros how we holding
I lost all my profits, feels great
