we are financially doomed edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Options:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previously on /smg/ :>>60123521
we are moving fast today
lol, lmao even
WHO HANK TOUGH BALLS DEEP ??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANpgqEqZCjk
>>60124911IM WINNING SO FUCKING MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I cast my voteFor Jerome PowellFor PRESIDENT!!
post ur're loses
KEK SOXL BAGGIESTHROATINGEVERYSOXLBAGGIEITT
rip stockbros. it was a good run.
>TFW MISSED THE GENERATIONAL DIPIt's closing green today
>all this dooming>not even a single circuit breakernothingburger
Tariffs are now infinity bajillion percent.Actually, all imports are now illegal.Actually, all spending is now illegal.This will create jobs.Make America Great Again.
a story in 2 parts:1/2
>tfw you lived long enough to see the balkanization of the united states of america
>Is there a group chat?ITS OVER FOR POWELL HE CANT BE JOKING LIKE TAHT HES HUMILIATING DONALD
how low can this baby go, buying the dip is going to be a massive payoff>>60124963not happening, this baby still has a way too fall.
tariffs won’t happen and this is the generational dip
>>60124958post your average bub
KEK THEY'RE MOCKING THEM
> You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy.wasn't orange man supposed to be a direct response to this and prevent it from happening
Watch it dump once Jpow shuts up
SOUN is 30 or higher by end of the year buy nowHIMS 100 OR higher by end of year buy now CAVA back to 100+ soon buy now
>>60124968NASDAQ has hit circute breaker levels two days in a row now. It's weird its not triggering
It’s going to crab (it’s lunch time) and then dump hard later in the afternoon. Nobody wants to be holding bags over the weekend..
>>60124963no one wants to hold this shit into the weekend
>>601249742/2
>>60124968The algos avoid circuit breakers after getting data from March 2020 because it prevents their trades from executing
>>60125006RIP
Anybody else catch that subtle dig at the Trump administration by Powell? >the policy makers are reaching a judgement about what's in the best interest of the country in the long run>that's what they are doing.... I guesskek
Ain't me Ain't me Im no bearfaggot son
>>60124975>Texas,California and Arizona join Mexicowe have come full circle,huh
>>60125019DAS RITE
>>60125006LMAOOOOO
TENDIES NOOO
>your term ends about a year from nowdon't remind me he's going to appoint such a fucking baboon when Jerome goes
IS THERE A GROUP CHAT Hahahahahahahaahaahahahahaa
So what have you been buying so far?
>>60125001Especially if Trump starts fucking with Powell.Fed might be the last barrier holding back Trump retardation.
>>60125045im so hyped to pay brazil prices for consoles hell yeah
THEY ASKED HIM ABOUT HIS TIE. ITS FUCKING JOEVER
THE PURPLE TIE!
Fuck it, I shorted. I'm not playing this stupid game until he's outta office holy shit
Now is the time to ask about the tie :)
>>60125001correction nobody wants to be short going into the weekendrisk is to the upside
Buy NVDA.
> WAKE ME UP INSIDE> ( CANT WAKE UP )> WAKE ME UP INSIDE> SAVE ME > CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK
>>60124999nasdaq has no circuit breakers, only S&P
>>60125079AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLDAROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLDAROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLDAROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLDAROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLDAROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
>>60125050> buying while it's still falling
You faggots should have voted for Biden again. This would have never have happened under Biden.
>>60125034As a new englander, I am ready to become a leaf.
Can soxl dump already
>>60125050I'm not buying until stocks are green. I'll happily lose the first 5% gains to guarantee then next 10%.
>>60125101better to buy early than late
>>60124987And then people remembered the oligarchs own both parties.
>as the months go by...its hard to say exactly when we will know>months
>>60125106Would love some $8.30
I blame Kamala for being so shit that it lead to this happening
>>60125114id rather buy on the way up than on the way down.
This is a boring snoozefest. I want armageddon.
>>60125066Do you know how gay you sound? Whining and bitching because the stock market is going up everyday forever?
>Dell 11 P/EDay 2 of tariffs and we have value stocks in tech for the first time in 5 years
>America, the world's largest economy, about to experience huge inflationary pressures after a huge inflationary period, causing consumers to clamp down on spending and encouraging higher interest rates when everyone was hoping they'd be getting cut>China, the world's second largest economy after struggling to avoid deflation for the last 5 years and pumping hundreds of billions into their consumer market to try and prevent it, about to experience huge deflationary pressures, making their insanely high debt basically impossible to manage>The European Union, the world's third largest economy, was struggling to even get off of the ground for the last 15 years, and now is about to face a blow to its manufacturing sector, the only thing propping its largest component economy - Germany - out of recession>Japan, the world's fourth largest economy and the only other industrial economy really relevant to the conversation, being hit by basically the deflationary issues China's about to face while also having had the stagnation issues Europe has had>India, the world's fifth largest economy, is too irrelevant on the global stage to really prop anything up and is even more vulnerable to tariffs given how relatively undeveloped it isSomething like 75% of the planet's GDP is under direct threat of massive contraction. We're fucked famalamadingdong. I mean so fucking fucked. Everyone's throwing stones at each other but we're all passengers on the fucking Titanic here.
>>60125123This but Biden
>>60125123> I blame my wife for being so shit at making hot pockets that she needs to be beaten. It's all her fault really.
Am I the only one who voted for Kamala here?
>>60125127Anon, now is not the time to larp as a retard
>Love me like you do, la-la-love me like you do (like you do)>Love me like you do, la-la-love me like you do>Touch me like you do, ta-ta-touch me like you do>What are you waiting for?
>>60125136trvth nvke
>>60125131real. if biden didn't run at all some other dem would've swept.
>>60125130long brazil
>>60124911>no suicide hotline in OP
Why do we put so much stock in this powell faggots words. Hes done nothing important. Hes done nothing to help this country. You know what would help this country? Lower interest rates. There are no negatives to being able to buy a home and not pay 1000 a month in interest. Praise trump.
>>60125156Not if it was a white guy
> I'm Hanking it> I'm Hanking it> I'm Hanking it> Ohhh, so tough
>go get a job as a whorethank you mister powell
Crashing this market... With no survivors!
>>60125140I live in NC and was unsure who to vote for but I went with Trump in the end. Now I'm deeply ashamed for that decision and will vote Democrat in 2026 and 2028.
Gut wrenching (had to double down at like $9 on the 5130s to get out w profit) but all in all the morning was good for me.This is the second free money event of my life. I hope when the third comes I can ascend.
>>60125130THEY WILL INTO ART OF THE DEALTHEY HAVE TO
>>60125178follow in your mothers footsteps
don't blame me guys I voted for Kamala
This is dragging out now. Wrap it up and lets resume the rollercoaster
>>60125149
>>60125140i would never vote for a woman or a brownnot a chud, just dont like em, simple as
>>60125178plenty of unsucked dicks out there that need some soft lips placed around them anon
Currently drinking alcohol to ease the pain
So does anyone on this useless board actually have anything real to say about the situation or is it all just memes?
>we're getting grateful dead questions nowyeah the writings on the wall, trump's gonna find a way to get rid of him
>>60125193Back to /k/ you fucking NAFOtroonUkraine LOST
>>60125207why would anyone have something real to say about a completely fake and gay market movement
>>60125207Stocks will continue declining until they go up again
>>60125207FUBAR
DICK PICS? WTF ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?
>>60125207It looks like stocks are going down.
>>60125207
>>60125207the real opinion right now is>i dont know lets see
is there anything wrong in just doing nothing and waiting until stuff stabilizes going back into the market?I don't want to try to catch le knife but I also don't feel like selling stuff that I know I'm going to keep long anyway.
In the market straight up hankin it and with "it" I mean, haha lets just say. My stocks
>>60125223Ukraine WONRussniggers LOST
>>60125223OOH THE ROSSYIAN IS SEETHING
>>60125207Red = bad. Green = good. Get the picture?
>>60125207What is there to say exactly, Market is extremely unstable right now and i think it will drop further over the coming weeks. just pray you buy in at the right time
>>60125231refer to this for guidance>>60125178
>>60125207all will continue as today but will get even more brutal this monday when trump fires powell this weekend and the EU has a tariff response ready mondaythats where the real fun begins
>>60125241There is no need to catch the falling knife, nor is there any need to sell stock in a company that has no bankruptcy risk.
>>60125207>Alea iacta estWhat the fuck else we can do thats not memeing about it?
>>60125207what do you meanthis place has been bobo central for the entire last monthplenty have been saying jerome would not be dovishthe tariffs were retarded in their implementation and have hurt the marketsrates will likely be unchanged in Maywhat more do you want, the overall outlook is bearish
>>60125207Would you prefer to see some irrelevant lust-provoking images?
>>60125254i completely forgot that EU hasnt even issued their Tariff response yet, KEKYeh this shit is SINKING next week.
>>60124963We're not even close to the bottom.
>>60125207My view is that we are going >Red today another 5 percent >Next week crab>Week after start to rise because more people make agreements with trump and also trump will get desperate But I'm probably gonna get abuse for this and be called a faggot and that it's bull cope or something. You have to accept that though
>>60125271kys pedo
>>60124974Is there such a thing as Negative Interest Rates?
>>60125273Once the EU does targetted tariffs on the US, shit will really go down.
>>60125286yeah while covid
>>60125273Eu doesnt provide anything, so no it wont hurt anybody. China only hurt because they actually provide. Sit down while the 2 adult producers talk.
>>60125273China alredy did their 34%,so yikes
>>60125271that would be appreciated in this time of need
>>60125279id wager you are probably right, trump likes using mafia tactics. This tariff shit is just a negotiating tool to get countries to come to the table and give him shit.Its an extremely risky gambit but i dont think cheeto man gives a shit desu
>>60125008Wouldn't this mean we are never reaching -7% on a single day again?
>>60125254Kino.
Put it on
Are value investors buying yet or just waiting?
>>60125299The EU has a huge manufacturing sector that largely provides the US with precision tools and machinery.
When should I waste my money investing in the SP500?
>>60125279Nah,this is most likely what will happen,even if he is retarded he will have to fold eventually to some countrys.
>>60125318retired
>>60125318/vig/ is closed sar.
>>60125279>>Red today another 5 percentno changewe're about as deep red as we'll go today, ending somewhere around 3-4 seems likely there can be a late 3pm dump but that night just be retail getting jittery
>>60125310I think he'll get desperate because my understanding is that people voted for him mostly because they wanted people to go back, but also the economy. They trusted him more with inflation. This is obviously not ideal whatsoever for inflation so when people have less money in thier pocket he's going to have to compromise
>SPY right now
>>60125316> mfw got rejected from mcdonalds and KFC> now just gamble my savings and live off government bennies.
I have a tidy profit in sqqq. Should I sell today or wait til Tuesday?
>>60125207stocks have gotten increasingly unpopular by the day for weeks now
Chances of Trump trying to get rid of Powell?
>>60125316I am. I have an interview for a second job on Tuesday.
I've lost $300,000 since the start of the year, almost 2 years of growth in 4 months.Nothing is safe except hoarding cash, and even if you had cash the market is ass with no buying opportunities for years.
>>60125187Why? Selling shit to America is how the rest of the world afford the bills, what are they going to do if they can't do that?
>>60125363>tryingalready happening>succeeding0%
Hot air WILL rise
Dont worry losers, amazon doesnt require an interview to be hired. You can all come unload my trucks for me.
>>60125207i really enjoy this beautiful market
>>60125377The bills are toilet paper
>>60125207Starting a global trade war for no reason is going to hurt the economy for a long time. What do you want me to say?
>>60125367> second jobabsolute madlad, idk how people can do 2 fucking jobs. even working just one for 30hrs drained me to a husk
/smg/ next week
>>60125377By selling shit to each other to America's disadvantage.
>>60125299ummm sweaty...
>>60125307You sick pervert. This is a stock market thread.
>>60125363even if he doesnt manage it, Jerome's term is up next year anywayswhich means trump will guarantee a crony into the spot
guys I have a 515 spy put for the 11thwill this make me a billionaire
Good sirs, do not redeem MSFT and GOOG shares, I need mr. CEO to hire me.
>>60125394500 billion, thats cute. Elon musk alone is worth more than your exports.
>>60125136A woman who can't even make hot pockets does deserve that tho
I can't wait to see the "based and trad" maga retards suffer in the coming months and years. All these smug faggots saying shit like "oh it's just a slight stock market pullback....gonna cry?" are gonna shit their pants when things get real. You faggots deserve what is coming to you.
>>60125393The system can't work without americans consooming but also those countries can't afford to lose their manufacturing sectors by doing nothing. In the end everyone will get poorer
I have 300k in dry powder but paralyzed with indecision right now. So much shit moving at once.
>>60125050sturdy ropesleeping pills
>>60125286EU had them for years after GFC. Powell isn't convinced negative rates do anything
>>60125307
>>60125136they get better the more you beat them
>>60125421It is a shit situation for everyone involved.>>60125420They will only notice once they starting losing elections again.
>>60125207Buy TZA, set a trailing stop loss when you're +10% or so, and then enjoy everyone else freaking out while you make money.
/bant/ lost biggestedly
>>60125286Yeah. Japan had them for a long time, they changed it to a positive interest rate a few months ago.
I post cute, anime girls because if I don't distract myself from the market reality I might kill myself.
>>60125461Completely forgot about them. /smg/ is taking up all my attention with how fast it is moving.
>>60125477LIVE
>>60125207Blood in the streets is good, I always was bummed that I wasn't around for the dotcom bubble crash.We still have a long ways down though.
>>60125130>America and China stop trading due to jingoistic autism>prices spike in America>prices plummet in China>everyone involved: "wooooow how was I supposed to knoooooow?"This is all so fucking stupid.
propping up AMZN
>>60125207The real situation is memes, I already prepared for warlordism and have two escape plans.
>>60125424same boat. not sure what i would even buy. maybe sso if i can stomach it
>>60125500that ceiling fan looks kind of flimsy
>>60125500don't understand this
>>60125271Not him, but very much so.
>>60125413That's substantially more than the US trade with China you fucking moronNever mind the fact that the share of US exports is far higher with Europe, i.e. more vulnerable to retaliationWay to show off just how little you understand any of this
JPOW said he would prioritize fighting rising unemployment if he had to chose between that and rising inflationso all Donnie gotta do is put more people out on the streets to get what he wants
>>6012551195% of amazon is chinkshit, flimsy is implied.
>>60125500my soul rn:
doubling my money with SOXL $9 0DTE puts
>>60125511doesn't need to last long
Aw cute, EU fags are in this thread pretending they matter on the global scale! Your countries are the sizes of our states, you barely cover our southern portion. You are pitiful and irrelevant
>>60125413Elon's networth is tied to morons believing Tesla is worth more than the entire car industry
Are we going to break the 500 barrier today?
I don't really get why Chinese stocks are getting hammered this much, the Chinese sell very little to the US, only makes sense if you assume US will crash global market so hard other trade haltscan't see that happening, I'm buying more Chinese
ANY FELLOW CHINA-SHORTING NIGGERS HERE??
EVERYONE SELL IM ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW AND ALL THE BIG SHOTS ARE PRYING AT THE WINDOWS
>>60125554we have these cool bottle caps now also culture and shit. stfu
>>60125557if we do then it was have officially inverted on the Yearlynot great!
>>60125563Yeah, China is probably oversold or at least will be soon. Xi is almost certainly going to push through some stimulus, his pride depends on it.
HAHAHAHAHHAHHA
>>60125563If you need a good reference, check out what happened to Russian stocks in 2022
>>60125580>it was havesheeeeiit I mean it will have*
>>60125557we could drill to the close easily
>>60125548pray it doesn't land you in the hospital instead
>>60125564very wellhoweverthere might be a $3 trillion chinese stimulus coming through the pipes very soon
>>60125590It's not the same as Russia. China is free to trade with the rest of the world. In fact, they will be encouraged to because everyone is looking for new trade partners to offset the loss in the US.
>Nividia at 93$dayum
I've lost half of my life savings over the past year. I put it all in an etf this morning and will not look at its price or the market for the next 6 months at least. I can't bring myself to see it go down more.
>>60125588If you still won't go balls deep knowing this, you're hopeless
>>60125616doesn't matter im winning todaythey won't release even a million usd stimulus for ~20% drop from right now in hang seng
>>60125625Good. Hope Jensen burns one his jackets too.
I ended the day green solely due to GME calls.
>>60125207When real life is reduced to memes, there is nothing to say but memes.
>>60125641Balls deep in what? Puts?
>>60125587yes, plus the absurdly strong fundamentals, with all that expertise and industry there is literally no niche they can't break into over the coming 5-10 years>>60125590I don't think this is a good comparison at all, but you are welcome to make a case for it
>nasd-ack down 5%
>>60125619No other consumer market in the world can make up for the US consumer market. Yeah things might get cheaper everywhere else but the Chinese companies are about to have a massive oversupply problem, and they will have a much harder time slowing down production and laying people off since government policy there is growth at all costs.
>>60124934HEALING
>>60125663Stop trading
when do you think EU will announce their response to the tariffs? over the weekend?
>>60125619>China is free to trade with the rest of the worldWhy would Europe trade with China though?
>>60124911babby's first day trading was stressful.I thought I was buying @ 131.15 on my second transaction lmaoStill made $234 todayIs playing with $40k insane when my total portfolio is $230k?
The SPY 1Y chart is now in the red.Orange man has been in office for only 3 months.
>>601251860dte 5100 P looking tasty at $15 please stop me from harming myself
The real plan is to unironically go ALL IN on Russia as soon as they win in hohol-land and their markets open again in a few months>No tariffs>About to gain control over the biggest natural resource deposits in europe>US admin is planing to lift sanctions>Almost entirely self sufficient economy insulated against any global depression turbulence>Absolutely massive industrial apparatus built up over the course of the past couple of years.>Thousands if not millions of vigorous young men about to return from the war to re-enter and supercharge the economy even further>A population boom likely to follow>The US diplomat meeting last week suggests both parties are keen to drop the sanctions charade and re-establish strong trade ties and spitroast the eurocucks into submission Russia is literally about to experience the same massive economic turbo boost as the US did after WW2 for similar reasonsCan anyone suggest even a single reason to NOT go into MOEX as soon as it opens?
>>60125688Really more like 2 months and change, but you get the idea.
Are they gonna trigger the circuit breakers today?
Bought AMD calls expiring next week.
>>60125674>eulol we have an ongoing war right in front of our door and we couldnt decide on what to do for the last 3 years. it will take them months to respond
>>60125694just go to a fucking casino man
>>60125705There are no brakes on this train
>>60125684because they already do?
>>60125687>Is playing with $40k insane when my total portfolio is $230k?Depends on your age, goals, income, and income source.
FOMC meetings should have a live audience with LAUGH signs in the studio. This interview has applied a certain feel to the presentation.
>>60125684Because trade is good for the economy and trade with the US collapsed. It's not their first choice but they don't have too many other options.
>>60125674EU will not do anything, they are too weak and member states fight each other
>>60125667how does EU + JP + SK sound?that should make up for more than enough consumers to replace retarded fatburgersJEW S A will be completely isolated in the world, sorry not sorry for u burgers
>>60125665>I don't think this is a good comparison at all, but you are welcome to make a case for itIf your stocks get sanctioned they're worth zero for a long time. If you hold an ETF when this happens they might liquidate the holdings at firesale prices out from underneath you.I'm not saying this will happen, but stocks trade on probabilities. The probability rose today.
look what you guys did againeveryone started talking about circuit breakers and now we get a big green dildo to ruin my putsi hope you're happy with yourselves
>>60125665I would be slurping chinese stocks, but the ones I've been watching already had quite a run up this year. I really want some BYD, but I don't want to pay US prices for it.
>>60125711EU has no tools to deal with military and war stuff but it's made for economy stuff and Germany can't afford to lose their manufacturing sector to America
Why won’t it just dump already
>>60125698I mean I'm down but what companies would you even invest in? My knowledge of Russian businesses is pretty much zero.
>>60125708bless your heart. your wallet will be light
> nvidia and amazon still fallingi am extremely glad i sold first thing this morning and only took a 10% loss.
>>60125713I think the odds that the broader market is still coping and that delta won't eat me before the realization sets in are better than anything I'd get at a casino. I think more casinoheads should do stupid options plays (with only the sort of fun money one is prepared to lose at the casino).Comped drinks might make the casino the better option though. Not sure.
>>60125674Probably Tuesday
>>60125777Copium reserves haven’t run out
>>60125768so long as retail keeps trying the slurpy durpy the dipperino, institutions are more than happy to bleed their bags without moving the market to fast to hit the level 1blame the slurpers
>>60125751Why would China be sanctioned? Unless they do something stupid like invading Taiwan, no other countries would comply with the sanctions anyways.
Cramer now saying its over (after saying he was buying earlier this morning)
>>60125728But the UK is facing many of the same problems as the US with loss of jobs outside of the cities. Meanwhile China is a political threat because it's an authoritarian regime bent on world domination. Outside of the sinosphere you don't have to trade with China.IDK about Europe itself but I assume similar issues
Uhhh...
>>60125687Is this called slurping?
>>60125793you also forgot to mention the lovely conversations you get to have with the 83 year old grandmother gambling her social security checks away for the last 30 years at the same slot machine spot since she first got therenothing quite like the wisdom departed from such a sage
>>60125830He never campaigned on any tariffs or destroying everyone's 401ks. I hate this fucking Zionist retard nigger
>>60125777>Why won’t it just dump alreadyAre you serious? Sometimes I wonder about the kind of people I share this board with.
>>60125830now this is funny
>>60125820Cramer is a fucking moron
>>60125824Those factors make China a poor trade partner, but it's still a net positive for the UK to trade with them. The alternative is worse.
>>60125849it needs to dump another 10% minimum
>>60125830They literally tried to kill him a few months ago why would he give a fuck about anything
>>60125830>politician doesn't care about shit just want to keep his promisesThat's kinda based for a politician
>>60125865Don't worry, we're dumping 20% monday
>>60125830
I'm literally Warren Buffet
>>60125820I actually think Trump's tariffs and forcing domestic industry is going to be beneficial because AI is going to remove a fuck ton of white collar jobs, jobs that white collar cucks used to naysay manufacturing jobs that got outsourced to east asia or mexicoAI would certainly make the US richer, at the cost of massive unemployment with no new job creation to replace it. It's not like in the 90s where you could say go to college and get a recession or outsourcing proof job. AI will replace workers in every new technology related industry.
>>60125870this makes Trump even more based
>>60125882if this happens I'll buy some extra tendies with my put money
>>60125870to be honest that's kinda fair, you're in your 80s and you could get got by father time or a random schizo literally any day now so it's best to just let go of any social restraint and jus b urself
you guys actually think monday will dump even more?
>>60125751right, that is a fair concern, and not news to me, just dumb and did not consider this is what you meantI am banking on Europe being smart enough to not go along with US when it gets more aggressive towards Choyna
>>60125935If he tries to nuke Jpow and EU responds with tariffs yeah. Otherwise I don't think it will.
>>60125844> He never campaigned on any tariffshttps://archive.org/search?query=trump+tariffs&and%5B%5D=year%3A%222024%22faggots like you are why we're in this situation to begin with.
>>60125909???????
>>60125935name one reason for the market not to dump
>>60125844>He never campaigned on any tariffsYes he did.
>>60125777a lot of retards still hope/think that this is just a negotiating tactics and not something planed by the US regime to desperately try to reindustrialize the US, and will continue for years if not and more probably for decades, this is why i think trump might unironically continue for a third term and rely on territorial expansion (canada, Greenland) to boost popularity/legitimacy
>>60125958because I would make money then
boring ass yee yee market right now
How are SOXL slurpers feeling right now?
>>60125698I bought gazprom and lukoyl ADR shares during the first week of war. They are locked. What will happen to them?
>>60125935We'll continue to trend down but will have to have some bounces, who knows whether Monday will be one of those temp bounces or not.
>>60125900What are your positions?
>>60125961>Territoral expansionSeeing Russians die was funny.Seeing Americans die? That is going to be a fucking riot.
>>60125280She doesn’t even look that young.
>>60125900Actually, you would look like this if you were Warren Buffett. Most of my portfolio was sitting in BRK.A
>>60125969the market should dump because I would make money then though
>VIX1D ATH
>>60125975It's an intermission so that you can go pee or make more popcorn
>>60125979pretty good. 20k deep, average in mid 9s
>>60125958Sunday, 11:59 PM ESTDonald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump"On second thought, tariffs are GAY as hell. Liberals like them. I think I will REMOVE all tariffs effective IMMEDIATELY! We are Making American Great Again folks, believe me! Fight Fight Fight!"
I understand why /pol/ is celebrating this.
it's over bros
>>60126015the odds are higher he announces reciprocal reciprocal tariffs and tariffs choina another 30%
>>60125830Based, he's locked in.
>SOXLLOLELAWL even
SVIX tiem?
>>60125961Greenland isn't really going to be a thing unless China or Russia try to take it over. The US wants to deny access to Greenland more than it wants access to its resources.
>>60125998>BRK.A
I'm about to just sell everything to simply lock some gains in until the retardation quiets down. How smart or dumb am i?
>>60126020Your average /pol/ poster is an underage incel speeding towards suicide at 30. They just want everyone else to suffer before they go.
>>60125992INTC, TSM, PLTR, Played both bearish and bullish
>>60125961America does not have the political will to continue this because they're full of soft faggots. Democrats will win in 2028 and walk all of this back except for a few sectors and perhaps targeted tariffs on China.
>>60126054so you're saying puts are free money until 2028
>>60126044Smarter than those who bagholded past parity and into several tens of minus.
>>601260642026 depending on how the midterms go. We might see a full on civil war if we are lucky
>>60125961>>60126038Are you people aware that the USA has military bases there and that it is sovereign NATO territory?
THIS IS A NEGOTIATION OPENING SALVONOTHING MOREBUY EVERYTHING
>>60125698might work but sounds a bit too optimistic. its a poor country that can't utilize its resources alone and most likely vodka will be the main thing selling to those men
>>60126044Im sitting FULL cash right now
WHERE'S THE FUCKING BOTTOM
>>60126069yeah that's what I unironically think too, free money until 2026 and then free money going up
>>60126064I don't mess with puts because I find exact timing tricky and it'll bottom before that. I am riding inverse ETFs with a trailing stop loss and have everything else in cash though.
>>60126044if you're that worried and paralyzed by indecision just throw it all into some medium level Bond spread ETF like VCIT or BSV or BOXX
>>60126079No you’re not unless you have it with you right now
>>60126091but OTM puts are free money, just sell before they expire if you think its the bottom
Chinese stock suggestions?
>>60126083it's literally at the bottom now stop slurping you faggots my puts are ruined
>>60125045>Hey, come here anon, want some Switch 2? *Show one from under my coat*Eurochad here, can't wait to set up my grey market Switch 2 business to smuggle EU units to the US (former empire) so kids can still play. I'm doing my part to make the world a bit happier. It's better for kids to battle for a leaf of bread over Mario Kart, rather than slicing each other's throats.
>>60126120no it will keep dropping below 500
>>60126044considering this shit is still going to drop more the best time to cash out was yesterday. the second best time is now.Eventually any losses you will be able to recoup if you buy the dip when it eventually stops falling.
Ticker: SPYU Prognosis: below its inception price point 4x SPY presents an interested upside if/when we bottom out, keep an eye on SPYU frens
>>60126072TROOMPis about to lrnthat you cantkeep JERKINGeveryone aroundwith bluffshes about to getCALLEDand WE THE PEOPLEare the oneswho will getDEEP FUCKING FUCKED>DEEP FUCKING FUCKEDDEEPFUCKINGFUCKEDand FRENLESS
>>60126120This is not financial advice but you haven't even seen retail hit that weekend panic yet
>>60126038>>60126071i said he would do it for bosting legitimacy and popularity purposes, also nothing is equal to having direct and complete control over it, since you can do, build, arm up what ever you want with it and engage and attack anyone from it , and take any resources without needing permission from a foreign country
I've missed all of the few ways I could have made money today due to indecision.
>>60125935Don't bet on it. That's two full days of news to fuck you over if you try.
>>60126128That's unironically what countries near Russia do since sanctions dropped. Some of them even tripled their GDP purely by reselling shit.
fuck it i sold everything US related
what an insane discount. I would not be sitting on cash right now, this is a great entry for long term fellas.>>60126079
>>60126117IQ as a darkhorse. BABA and JD as more traditional China bets.
>>60126155WE CAN AND WILL JERK EVERYONE UNTIL THEY GET IN LINETHE ENTIRE WORLD NEEDS NO DEPENDS ON USA
All this doom and gloom and we didn't even hit one circuit breaker.
1 year of gains wiped from the S&P and nasdaq. Only the Dow remains.
>>60125935Inconceivable!
>>60125254I think EU said mid-April, seems a bit early for their announcement, but who knows
I am going to be funding the maximum limit into my roth IRA on april 15. Can we all please hope this trough continues until then?
>>60126195It's not a quick and merciful end.It's a slow bleedout.
>>60126172trump is golfing, nothing will change
NEW @_@ !!>>60126206>>60126206>>60126206>>60126206
>>60126195THERE'S NO PANICBIG MONEY IS PLAYING THIS TO THE T
>>60125745>EUCritically underdeveloped credit markets, high taxes, and low salaries for low discretionary income>JPEconomic malaise for the last three decades, people are already maxed out on consumption, and no kids means no families spending lots of money>SKUnstable, nearly just had a military coupAnd for all of them: AGING POPULATION NO KIDSNot a good recipe for consumer market expansion.Read Zeihan.
>>60126184That knife you just tried to catch is going to slit your wrist
>>60126193PRIDECOMESBEFORETHEFALLDAVID HOGGWILL BE THE NEXT PRES
This is fine.
>>60126120>stop slurping you faggotsshant
>>60125379Powell's mandate is over in 12 months. That's basically tomorrow. He'll appoint one of his dumb cronies and then all hell will break. See Turkey. Better get used to 90% inflation.
>>60126054even if you might be right, if that happens it would arguably be a bigger disaster, since not only would it make all of this useless (reindustrialization would take years and more probably decades), and no one would trust the US policy's ever again, and no one will fall for it ever again so they can kiss good bye for any hopes of reindustrializationbut i think all of this is not just trump will, but it is the American regime will, so even if democrat's take power i doubt it would change, unless some majeur shit happen like massive interior instability/revolution/continued mass protests
>>60126247oops I should have waited 2 mins
>>60126274>Powell's mandate is over in 12 months. That's basically tomorrow.I fucking love /biz/, that should be on on our rotating banner
>>60126117BILI just turned a profit for the first time last quarter
>>60126168haha I also did nothing because I couldn't decided to do something
>>60125408You son of basterd bich I have 517 4/17 bought today to try and offset losses from FUCKING REDDIT DOWN 60% IN A MONTH
uh, /smg/, is everything okay?
>>60126369>517 4/17 bought todaytoo expensive
>>60126279>even if you might be right, if that happens it would arguably be a bigger disaster, since not only would it make all of this useless (reindustrialization would take years and more probably decades), and no one would trust the US policy's ever again, and no one will fall for it ever again so they can kiss good bye for any hopes of reindustrializationYes.
>>60126391Yeah it's all fine.>>60126284
trumps begging for this to come back and good odds he gets a "no" from jerome
this has to be the dumbest stock market crash ever
>>60126398Just gonna be more expensive next week
>>60126577just buy the dipit's THAT easy
>>60126706meh, if my put makes 4k that will be enough
>>60124677>muh drumpf has filled the doj with loyalistsThe doj's staff, under biden, was 99% democrat and spent most of their time persecuting trump and other republicans in obviously corrupt ways, you hypocritical faggot. Nothing but naked, corrupt partisans. Any republican there would be a big boon to its impartiality. >spyTempted to slurp.
