EMERGANCY: 87 crash is about to happen again. Monday will be a blood bath. People will get rekt. No survivors. IT. IS. SO. FUCKING. OVER.
>>60139038Nothing ever happens.
>>60139038>CramerThe market's gonna moon on Monday isn't it?
>>60139038He said yesterday would be bad, and it was, lets see if this broken clock of a man is right a second time
>>60139038Cramer is always right. He has a degree in economics and is an expert. I trust him
>>60139154He is being paid to herd the cattle.
>>60139038Good thing I sold Thursday when I was only down 3% YTD, have fun everybody!
>>60139038This happens every time. Some diphead says "Crash incoming!", it does or doesn't happen, but they get touted as a guru with a crystal ball if it does. And if it doesn't? Well, can't get them all right. Tune in next time.
He is actually right and you will all see. Super red Fridays lead to Black Mondays. On Friday it closed on the lows, just a hair away from 6% down. My puts are already up 400% and I image they'll be up over 1000%
>>60139461Seery bobo it's going to be green tomorrow and you'll shit your pants>>60139461>>60139461
>>60139038No the 87 crash came out of nowhere if were going to crash that hard in one day it would happened already. I'm not saying we probably won't have another -6% on Monday but I highly doubt an 87 flash crash will happen.
>>60139465I could see that happening, but it'll crash in the afternoon.
>>60139140Monday morning everything will climb +10% and then crab for the rest of the week. Then Trump will adjust the tariffs late Friday and everything will crash -20% well into AH.
/biz/ and cramer soldmonday trump announces that every country on earth has decided to drop tariffs and embrace free trade.
>Crameryeah its going to be green
>>60139536>Slowly easing the boat into the waterHoly shit I think I just regained the last shred of hope I thought I'd lost
>>60139038We are near the bottom, we might go down another 20% or so but we will recover to new highs and everyone that capitulates from the fud coming from the main stream financial press will get rekted
wooooooooo!>crash the system with no survivors except the usual (((suspects)))
>>60139038I expect another dip next week because information is still coming out on the impact of these tariffs. It took a lot of willpower to not slurp at -6% on Friday.
>>60139734>near the bottom, we might go down another 20%we're only down 14%, if it goes down another 20% then that's nowhere near the bottom. maybe you meant "we might go down to 20%" in which case I agree with you. Countries are already bending the knee, there may be a few more days of panic selling before everybody gets their soiled panties changed and realizes they sold the bottom again.
>>60139038mumusisters...
>>60139844The countries "bending the knee" have only a very small trade relationship with the US.The big players, China and the EU, are not budging.
>>60139038DJI to 33333 S&P to 3033 incoming
>>60139038Oh no, not the 87 crash! Why, that was so catastrophic that… that… well, IT JUST WAS, OKAY!
>>60140417Also this. I'm old enough to have been in the market in '87, that was my first market crash and that was legitimately and unironically a crash, they had to unplug the trading computers from the network to stop the market from hitting 0. The stock market is fucking bipolar, man, it's either irrational exuberance or irrational depression. Just sit tight and keep an eye out for fundamentals and watch the emotional incontinents run around selling low and buying high and commiserate with them later about their self-inflicted "misfortune".
