futures edition>Suicide HotlineNo help is available>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/OLD: >>60146683
>>60148556401k is life changing amount of money
>>60148556Should I short apple?
HOW MUCH OF MY 401K SHOULD I SWAP TO BONDSWILL THE JEWS LET ME OR WILL THEY MAKE IT TAKE DAYS INSTEAD OF INSTANTLY GOING THROUGH WHEN THE MARKET OPENS
Rope or overdose?
I love bitcoin because it tells me what to do at market open on monday. Obviously gonna be a very bloody monday.
>>60148580Naw, I'd start buying.>>6014858312.5%>>60148584You'll probably want to OD...>>60148615>I love bitcoin because it tells me what to do at market open on monday.What about futures???
KEK BAGGIES
>>60148624I hope Dave and Busters has a bad day because I went there once and the food was disgusting and I did NOT have a good time
I'm praying for a nice 25% drop on openjust do it, everybody wants it
>>60148556>>Suicide Hotline>No help is availablefuck
>>60148583You know the answer, you saw markets during the Covid. Shit will drag crabbing for MONTHS, there is no certainty that tariffs will remain. Always bet on the most gay outcome possible.
>>60148668>call suicide hotline>6 hour wait
>>60148624Delta and Friday are going to be fun.
>>60148668should have put you are the only one left
This is the most unnecessary crash ever
>>60148556At some point businesses will just say "ignore what that retard in office is saying, there are no tariffs" right? Cuz who's gonna enforce them?
>>60148680i didnt follow markets during covid
>>60148690>wait 6 hours >don't want to kill yourself anymore bravo nolan
>>60148645I never actually been to one, it seems weird
Is TZA the move?
I hope all of smg can come together and gather our energy bomb to support a market crash like MAGAtards supported trumpo during the erection voting
>>60148716it's Chuck E' Cheese or some similar food&arcade variant but for mature and sophisticated Adults™
>>60148724>smg
>>60148556WE GAAN
>>60148583Everything, market is going to 0
>>60148738Are there sexy ball pits?
Canada's Prime Minister Carney: The global economy is fundamentally different today than it was yesterday. The system of global trade anchored on the United States.. is over. Our old relationship of steadily deepening integration with the United States is over. The 80 year period when the United States embraced the mantle of economic leadership… is over. While this is a tragedy, it is also the new reality
>>60148770>Capitulationdoomp it
>>60148678>the uk is run by the rightThe uk is actually run by outright commies, you ridiculous, retarded re dditor. There's not even a rightwing party over there. Nothing but dem-tier bolsheviks. >spyAlso, tomorrow will be green.
>>60148762nolots of fake bowling tho
>doesn't read 5-6h a day>thinks he can win at investing>or anything else in general
1.5 HOURS TO CAPITULATION
>>60148770The balls. There is no way Canada, EU and a few others. China probably included aren't reaching agreements behind close doors. If anything I am surprised as to how fast things are going. USA is fucked.
It’s really over this time, it’s the economical equivalent of USA launching it’s entire nuclear arsenal on the world
>>60148822I read some harry potter sexy fanfics 5-6 hours a day
>>60148621Do you recommend buying Apple?
>>60148834HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I've got my spreadsheet for 20k worth of ETFs I have scheduled on Vanguard, with the sale price column for monday. Now I just need to decide what the drop will need to be before buying back in
>>60148836hey they might do that too at some point theres plenty of timethis is only year 1 :)
https://youtu.be/VRgB1I3HNYgIt's over
when does US futures open?
>>60148833Stop larping like a tough guy, leaf. China executed 4 Canadian citizens and all you leaves could do was cry about it
>>60148896>>60148830
Feels good to be mostly cash. Just put 33% of available funds into crypto. Will buy more as it goes down. I thinkbit will recover faster and stronger than the stock market will.
CRASHING THIS MARKETWITH NO SURVIVORS
>>60148584Jumping
Do not go gentle into that good night.Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
I think there may be a face ripping rally for a few days to murder some retail bears.
is soxl ever going to hit 30 again? someone give me some copium.
>>60148933if it happens it will only last a single daythere's literally 0 good news to reverse the bear trend
>>60148907Crypto, all crypto, will crash to zero someday soon and it's going to be fucking marvelous. So many worthless subhumans will rope that average human IQ will go up by 10 points.
why isnt the S&P at zero yet, BORING
We're gonna see how big Trump's balls are at 6pm. Futures open and if they're what I expect, orange man is gonna fold
>>60148979cheeto is too busy golfing to care about your losses at the casino
>>60148987Someone will kill him otherwise lol
>>60148996higher odds he dies of a heart attack
>>60148933They will probably announce a trade agreement with Madagascar or some such shit hole. Ameritards who cannot even locate their own state on the world map will think it is like China, India or the EU. The rally will last an hour.
>>60148996I genuinely wonder if it will be good or bad for markets
>>60148996i think there's a tesla outside you need to go vandalize, ma'am.
>>60148933I hope so, I missed the chance to short and I still have bags to dump.
>>60148996Yeah at some point the real deep state (big business) is going to step in. At least I hope.
>>60149012vance acts like a political chameleon except on foreign policy so I honestly have no clue how he'd handle tariffs
>>60149012vance would get presidency and he has the zeal of the convert, he's as bad as trump
Does anyone have any good resources for learning Chinese? I'm guessing duolingo is a bit shit. I wanna get ahead of the game.
>>60149030it would neuter the maganig cult at least, although a normal 4 years would be better for that
>>60148996He's a professional bullet dodger anon.
>>60149048what a useless faggot shootera couple of centimeters and we'd be in a bull run right now
>>60148854If you're planning on holding it long term, then yeah. It's not a terrible time to start or add to a position.
>>60149022Keep living in denial trumptard. Can't threaten the supremacy of the dollar without consequences
>>60149022Thats a man
>>60149048Is weird that a tiny, tiny shift in aim by a literal nobody could have completely changed the world's trajectory.
do we know if dear leader won his Senior Golf Championship final round yet?
>>60148089>Comfy grandpa Buffett is now 94, he might very well die while we haven't reached the bottom on this shitIf this happen, this will be fucking grim
>>60149057>I'm a brokey, who hates when the stock market goes on salelol you and your ilk are so pathetic
>>60149077this is why wannabe heroes should test their aim first, or at least fire twice>>60149086the damage being done by the current administration to the US institutions and equity premium is more damaging than some piddling 20% sale
>>60149030>>60149036he's a silicon valley creep through, I think thiel will use the codeword and deactivate him. although i would have said that about musk three months ago, who now seems to just be shaking and crying a little bit
>>60148933Nigga everyone tried to slurp the falling knife, you're going to get heemed.
>>60149079I've got good news comrade, the leader won with 18 hole in ones!
hey if we hit the -20% breaker, will SPY options that stay open 15m after markets close still be happening, or are those shut down as well
>>60149116>retail retards literally paying for the bagNever fails
>>60149129I also am curious about this
>>60149129options haltso sell before 20
>>60149130But if you fill a bag with helium and tie it off, it becomes a balloon
>>60149083He's pretty much cemented his legacy with how he played this market. A shame that he might not live to see $1 million BRK-A.
>>60148822I spend 16 hours a day reading 4chan. Does that count?
My puts are locked and loaded, ready for operation free money. I've been wondering when the orange retard is going to stop paying me for weeks now and yet I just keep fucking printing.
What does he know?
good or bad
>>60149127wonderful news, i never had any doubts
>>60149205bearish
>>60149194bro is getting esoteric in this shit
>>60149194I saw a bit of his recent interview on some news channel. "If you are a retail trader you should be happy the market is crashing. Now you can buy stocks for cheap. I don't understand why people are panicking".
>>60149205bearish>>60149194he has literally nothing to lose>>60149228somewhat true
Monday is gonna be so fucking gayI want 7% drops daily
>>60149194because the line always goes up in the end
>>60149205its fake and gay (in the bad way)
>>60149205Uh oh. Why would they do that?
>>60149253it will be red so not gay
>>60148834Kek
why didn't you do thisyou were warned about the tariffs
>>60149194>Oh Shit I'm feelin' it!>I'm back on my ol' shit
Getting my memes ready to btfo Bobo
BEAR TRAP
60 MINUTES TO ANNIHILATION
>>60148556Shitcoin is getting wiped out today, does that guarantee stocks will be a bloodbath tomorrow?
>>60149367futes open at 6pm
Everybody being bearish is itself bearish, no? But it worries me because market makers might be up to shenanigans.
>>60149368probably
>>601493716pm is in 60 minutes
We are going to be so crabbish tomorrow. +-.05% at MOST. So much seething will happen.
>>601493673 minutes you dumbdumb
>>60149383Yup
It's simple.No negotiations with financial terrorists.
>>60149323BOBO the BIMBO tranny slut made for big BULL cocks
>>60149368under no circumstances have I ever, nor will I ever, use crypto movement as an indicator for traditional market movementon principle they are just entirely different enterprises with entirely different market makeups and they have historical never had a tight coupling or decoupling it's folly to assume one having a bad day would mean the other would, or vice versa
>>60149383really what happens tomorrow doesn't even matter as long as you're responsive, there is no way this is going to get better before it gets worse in the days to months term
>>60149167Depends on the board.
IT'S HAPPENING
>>60149382yeah I'm retarded
>>60149371when do futas open?
>>60149398What the fuck are these retards talking about?
>>60148580Shorting could be dangerous. I'd let stocks fall as they may and just buy at a discount.
>>60148556thanks for keeping the filename I gave this picture
55 MINUTES>>60149428of course you are>>60149462no problem bro
It's Over.
>>60149116The best part is how government officials were on prime live TV two weeks ago to tell retail to buy TSLA.That's when I sold al my leveraged ETFs.It's the best redflag there is.
>>60149484BASEDwhere do I cash in my infinity% gains?
>>60149484mfw
>>60149205>good or badconfidence inspiring xD
Im done thinking the market is trying to outsmart me, its pretty simple how futures will open. -3 to - 5%, followed by lesser drops over the next months
>>60149407during REAL crashes, Stocks, bonds, crypto, oil, gold IT ALL GOES DOWN TOGETHER
>>60149508but those numbers are boringsince it was the weekend with no positive news it should be at least -10
>>60149228>"If you are a retail trader you should be happy the market is crashing. Now you can buy stocks for cheap. I don't understand why people are panicking"Why does he casually omit the "you would've had to sell near the top in order to have funds to buy more(stock) at le bottom" part of the story?
>>60149484We can lower
Come on be real, you won't see -15% or -20% futures. I swear it's like Nintendofags getting hopes every Direct for a new F-Zero or Golden Sun.
>>60149532bro, your DCA? you are employed right?>>60149542I merely asked for a 10% drop, a tiny insignificant 10% compared to our big beautiful market
>>60149532Kek this, he only can picture his perspective of having billions in reserve calls + insider information. Taking his advice is stupid for the average person
How do I convince my dad not to do something dumb. I told him to sell last week and he told me it was the bottom now I'm getting drunk voice notes with him crying and saying sorry. I told him he was too fucking old to be heavy in single stocks when we might be about to get nuked and now I'm gonna have to make sure he doesn't an hero
>>60149542i predict -2.5% monday on GOOD news
>>60149510Well sure but that hardly means anything other than a global retraction. There's no discrete indication that the two are interwoven other than people being shell shocked on investments and tightening their wallets.
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I have like 7 dollars and 2 buttons from my old office suit, how do I become a billionaire from that?
>>60149559Reserve cash*
Sell it all, Monday
Are normies aware of how fucked they are
I don't know whats going to happen
>>60149560you actually should visit him and see if he is doing alright
>>60149205I remember short selling being banned during covid as well, but wasn't much interested in that. How is it enacted? Does that also applies to basic short ETFs? And can you still sell your short position (and obviously not buy a new short position) or are you banned from selling AND buying your short position? I assume selling is still possible, or else it would be very dumb.
I'm unironically excited for the idea of SOXL hitting ATH in 3 or 4 years and x8ing my moneyt from what it is now senpai
>>60149373Tomorrow could be a relief rallyI'm 100% tbill and chill so I'm definitely gonna try buy a bottom
>>60149594I know what's going to happen
>>60149593Only normies are talking about a crash rn
>>60149542seems like a pretty arrogant attitude to have
>>60149593Tha's not logical
>>60149594>>60149614nothing ever happens
>>60149609god I hope so
The play isn't SPY puts it's MSTR/COIN/MARA/RIOT puts or just plainly short the shares. BTC is dropping to 60k and all these crypto stocks will be -50%+ I would personally short MSTR since they are at this point a leveraged BTC holding company who is already overvalued compared to the BTC they hold. MSTR is going to sub $100 real quick.
What happens to the markets if Trump or Israel start bombing Iran on Monday or Tuesday?
>>60149488lol yeah this guy should be in jail
aww it goin downaww dem mudafukkinbootleg tariffsshit
Is there a place you can track Warren Buffet's trades? How delayed are they from being done to being reported? I just want to see when he jumps back into the S&P500.
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So uh, what’re the Jews doing? How do they profit?
>>60149612Are you planning on buying tomorrow? Explain your thinking to me.
>>60149659they are deciding how to divide up premium gaza strip real estate and not really watching the markets
>>60149625They’re not. Vast sums of retail capital flooded the markets Friday or so- it’s the only thing that’s stopped capitulation.
>>60149643Then Iran gets wiped off the mapThat “army” is beyond outdated and irrelevant. Just a convenient puppet adversary
>>60149651Yes SEC filings. Very delayed. 3 months.
>>60149581i need help ;(
>>60149659The Jews all insider trade so by the time you know what they are doing its already over.
>>60149643it would be very funny
>>60149665If he were 15 years younger, I would.
>>60149651https://buffett.online/en/portfolio/
>>60149643This is why I'm thinking about buying Petrobras stock. They're down big right now because of the fall in oil prices, but if Blumpf starts shit with Iran then oil prices are going to skyrocket, and so will Petrobras since there's an ocean between Brazil and the middle east.
>>60149593People who are close to retiring or have a lot invested in 401K/IRA yes. Everyone else doesn't care and are treating this like reality TV.
>>60149678Damn. Thank you.
>>60149398Bro America is so goddamn stupid now.We better not lose all of our freedoms just because of this stupidity. I am worried the Democrats will ban all presidential powers or something and then the gridlocked congress will stop the USA from ever getting better...sigh.Nobody really thought it was possible that a demented man could ever get control of the United States and who is possibly an agent Krasnov of Russia, Trump supporters were probably never thinking he would do this much bad stuff just hoping they wouldn't need to rely on food stamps.My hope is that if Trump stays the president is that people get used to buying used stuff so all the Temu crap finally gets used and the lower class will prosper even if the stock markets die maybe we can at least raise up the poor.
popped a zynny to get ready for futes
>>60149651Wouldn't it be better to just imitate Nancy Pelosi's portfolio?
40 minutes
>>60149732give this guy an msnbc show
its over
>>60149740whatever level of insider trading and CEO shenaniganry you think Pelosi is doing, Mr Investments himself is 5000x that
>>60149732To be fair the president has too much power because congress legislated away their power to the executive under W. If congress was smart and full of competent people it would be smart for them to wrestle back the power they surrendered to the executive.
>>60149670If we plunge I'm buying, I've got /ES levels where probability of a bounce increases at each level. Friday's close indicates we continue a plunge for a bounce at some point in the day. If it's an orderly selloff though or a rally right out of the gate, I'm staying cash. Also might change my mind depending on futures and premarket action too though desu. I do worry that I'm conditioned to always (try to) buy the dip though...
>>60149765congress should just stop being useless polarized little fucks that refuse to co-operate
>>60149715Holy shit, 20% div on petrobras? I may need to start looking at Brazil again. Eletrobras was my first big play and it pretty much set up my portfolio for a decade. I don't speak any Portuguese though, so research was a pain.
I bought UVIX at $73 on Friday.Might only double-up tomorrow but its better than nothing as everything crashes
I just cam inside a wild woman depositing my seed that may create off spring, I am fully invested now in this market.
they should make a futures for the futures
35>>60149799they should make the markets 24/7 already the useless fucks
>>60149759is there a way to bet on circuit breakers?
I hope this fucking dipshit kills himself
Whats stopping someone with a spare billion to execute a market buy order on btc right now
>>60149805nonono, i needed someone to buy my bags
>>60149651>>60149678Now I'm MORBIDLY curious about mommy's Pelosi and her husband's portfolio. When is the next filling?
Inverse leverage, here we come
>>60149808too busy fucking kids and doing coke
>>60149799Look at crypto and all shall be revealed
>>60149805that sounds somewhat like crying at the casino Billy boy, time to learn how to bale hay bitch
>>60149802soon tm
>>60149805>>60149806Ackman's "hell is coming" was the bottom in the covid crash.
>>60149805If the price of watching this jew lose it all is global financial collapse, it might just be worth it
>>60149841it took all this time just to catch up to shitcoin marketsmaybe they'll also fix their shitty settling
>>60149846ACK-man
How are China's markets handling the tariffs anyways? It looks like America is imploding from its own policy, you'd expect Chinese markets to suffer too at least
>>60149843He was right until the Fed stepped in. I still remember him being way ahead of the curve. The Fed isn't going to save us this time.
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>>60149865Short selling major indexes in china is -50 social credit score probably
>>60149865Every single global market in the world is shitting itself, save Russia and maybe less so Mexico weirdly
>>60149805>>60149806It's actually over. RIP
>>60149803yes polymarket
Whatever happens I love you guys no homo.
Surely it can't get worse than this...
>>60149891double all of these
>>60149891why not?
At long last it's the fucking end.
>>60149891Based Lululemon.
>>60149765The entire system was set up under the assumption that every branch would guard whatever power they have because people are naturally hungry for power. They never took into account a president with a cult that does literally whatever he says voting out anyone who attempts to limit his power.
do margin calls happen in 20 minutes or only when cash markets open?
>>60149868Because the Fed can't. Different circumstance (obviously) and Trump has a tighter grip on institutions vs. Biden. So any rates increase, for example, will be unnecessarily scrutinized.America is fucked. Global markets are fucked.
Loosing 15-20% of your money is uncomfortable but not inducing anxiety attacks, the real pain starts after -30%
I told you pic related was the signal of what was to come
>everything is goneits overit really is over
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>>60149865China is actually a pretty good opportunity. Govt is going to step in to pump their stocks, it's a matter of national pride. I might go in big if it drop a bit more.
Also this.
>>60149868Fair point actually. JPow seems to want the crash just as much as Trump and co.
>>60149937it's because they reformed how the electors vote for this if I remember when I read about itit wasn't meant to be a popular vote for the president directly to precisely avoid this mess
you guys ought to cheer up a little, the flipside of this being totally manmade is that it will be reversed and line will go up
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>>60149891It can and it will. It's not capitulation as long as there's even a single green rectangle
>all of the slurpfags are goneConcerned
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>>60149938Technically, brokers could issue margin calls at any time. But usually they do it during normal trading hours or shortly after the close.
>>60149978I don't buy itWe're in for the NVKE
>>60149966LA is a shithole begging to be burned. It's a shame those fires didn't rip through downtown
BTC is overnight futures. If BTC is red than futures is red. You europoors can go to bed now.
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>>60148556MY DAD IS A PSYCHIATRIC NURSEINJECT PRENOXAD INTRAMUSCULARLY>INJECT PRENOXAD INTRAMUSCULARLYINJECT PRENOXAD INTRAMUSCULARLY>INJECT PRENOXAD INTRAMUSCULARLY INJECT PRENOXAD INTRAMUSCULARLY>INJECT PRENOXAD INTRAMUSCULARLY INJECT PRENOXAD INTRAMUSCULARLY>INJECT PRENOXAD INTRAMUSCULARLY INJECT PRENOXAD INTRAMUSCULARLY>INJECT PRENOXAD INTRAMUSCULARLY
>>60149937I think it was a senator from Missouri who was complaining that Trump had more judicial decisions overturning his executive orders than any president going back to like Clinton. Even had a whole chart. He was trying to make it seem like the judiciary is full of crazy liberal judges out to get Trump when the reality is no other president has used executive orders to test the very limits of executive power like Trump. Even Justice Roberts is starting to push back against Trump because he realizes that the federal judiciary from the circuit court to the supreme court is underfire.
>>60150017MIGAbros...
Lot of bad news this weekend so far. That would suggest a black Monday scenario.
A small history lesson for anons for whats happened throughout all of history and what is about to happen again.>Gold and Silver will be the last thing to go up but will be the only thing to stay up.
>>60149891Yes it can
>>60150068Germany is pulling their gold reserve that is stored in NY lol
15 MINUTES TILL FUTURES OPEN
>>60150076Every day for all of 2025. No green. All Red. No Brakes. All Gas.
Non-USfag. Should I still build my gaming rig right now? I shouldn't be under stupid tariffs (though in a way, Nvidia, AMD, Intel, Western Digital, whatever, are still US companies), but I can't imagine the supply chain being unaffected. meaning price increase for everyone, like during covid.
>>60150048Zimbabwe and Madagascar lifted their tariffs. Were gonna have so much money we don't even know how to spend it all. Trust the plan! 2 more tariffs!
>>60150117>I shouldn't be under stupid tariffs (though in a way, Nvidia, AMD, Intel, Western Digital, whatever, are still US companies)you're an absolute fucking retard LMAO
>>60150117Yes it doesn't matter unless you are in america
>>60150097It's so over.
>>60150117tariffs are for countries not for companies retard
>>60150133Yes it does. You think these tariffs arent gonna affect the rest of the world? Get real.
>>60150068ok brokie boomer rock stacktard go cope-post on /pmg/ lmao
>>60150117>not even American>crying about video games>comparing tariffs to a worldwide flu pandemic>weird grammar and vocabularyYikes. All sorts of stupid in this post. Fuck off.
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soxl is going to 5 isn't it
My fucking forest keeps going up in value. Even gold is down, why the fuck are forests going up?
>>60150184buy le dip lmao
>>60150184By the end of this week, SOXL holders themselves will end up owing semiconductors...
>>60150153the biggest consumer of crap in the world is the US, their president just decided that americans will pay 30-50% more for everything meaning a lot of americans are going to buy less but there is a lot of products already in production or ready to be shipped thereSo what you actually have is a excess of supply and a shortage of demand.
>pre-futures
>>60150153He has until the 10th and reciprocal tariffs are not in place mostly so I still think he can go ahead.
8 MINUTES!!!!
PLACE YOUR BETS ON FUTURES OPENWINNERS GET 5 TIMES JANNY'S ANNUAL SALARYhttps://take.supersurvey.com/poll5456748x330141ea-162
>>60150188Trump tariffs hit international loggers bigtime and he's also loosening logging restrictions in the US.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>60148556True patriots are buying the dip first thing tomorrow morning. Everything is totally under control, trust me.
Say thank you
>/smg/ suddenly caring about Monday futureswhere were you fags the past 3 years its been a while
I'm betting 4% down
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I'm glad we can all be together for this very special moment.
>>60150228We were buying NFTs.
>>60150231Whenever I heard that song, I think of this videoThis is from before most of you were probably bornhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo45o69HaKI
>>60150228The same group of people from /cvg/ and /uhg/ decided to make this general their new home for the time being
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>>60150237what a special place :)
FYI you can wash sale between sp500 etfs to loss harvest.
4 MINUTES!!!!! GET READY
>>60150240>5 minutes agofutures
>>60150242no idea what those threads are but you should go back
>>60150217YOU WILL SELL EVERYTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY>YOU WILL SELL EVERYTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPYYOU WILL SELL EVERYTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
ACKMAN IS LOADING HIS TEAR DUCTS, I REPEAT, ACKMAN IS LOADING HIS TEAR DUCTS
>>60150247shut the fuck up faggot
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Happy Doomsday
>>60150247dead cat bounce
does the chart still hold water?
>>60149877Oh yes another war in the middle east
WE GAAN
>>60150217just VOOOOTED
>>60150242they were better of going to /bant/ thothis kind of spammy stuff is more their forte
remember
>>60150252Yes you do :)
T MINUS 1 MINUTEGET READY BROS
>>60150284not really
HOLD ON BOYS, HERE COMES THE DIIIIPPPPP
BRACE FOR IMPACT
This is financial holocaust
Lets be honest this is fun regardless
DING DING DING
Boom
>futures
HOLY FUCK -4%
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
It's over
>>60150314We're just getting started
holy shit copper close to -3% alreadyits over the orange idiot nuked the world
fuckkkk
>>60150314jesus christ
WE'RE GOING FOR THE 3 DAY RECORD LOL
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fucking orange nigger
owari da
>>60150325
well well wellif it isnt the consequences of our general election
i srsly hope you guys arent buyinig the dip rn
>>60150326my shorts are going to print
TAKE THAT LIBTARDS LMAO
Where do I see le futures?
Market is trying to price in a recession, it's not even ready for the depression we're getting.
REDRED EVERYWHERE
Americans should not be allowed to vote.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
>>60150350why not?
they keep dropping
>>60150385see>>60150270
>>60150385because this isn't the bottom
>>60148556>inb4 Democrats and Boomers commit suicide from losing all their wealthAbsolutely beautiful. Make Democrats Poor Again.
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where are you guys seeing futures data, looks flat to me
>>60150462https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
>>60148833Who the fuck do you think controls commercial sea routes? You deranged retards are way off your base if you think any empire is going to let some faggy two-faced bitch ass boomer from an irrelevant country shit all over it.
>>60149805>ackmancan't make this shit up
>>60148556Are we getting more bearish tomorrow? Strongly thinking of putting my entire portfolio in inverse leveraged funds.
>>60150283Cope. The squeeze already happened