DEATH RALLY edition>Suicide HotlineNo help is available>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/
It's over
>>60150325BUDDY LOOK AT FUTURES COMPUTER!
oh no no on
Bobo i'm sorry
its so over
BLACK MONDAYWE GAAN
LETS ALL PRAY FUTURES GO DOWN FURTHERGATHER YOUR ENERGY SMG
>Futures
BIGLYIGLY
BUDDY LOOK AT ANYTHING COMPUTER
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
>>60150325Orange nigger ruins everything again when are we sending all maggots to re-education camps
at what time do futures open?
Previous: >>60148556
-5%
BLACK MONDAY
5 pct
SOMEONE DO SOMETHING. PLEASE
>>601503702 minutes agohkdnr
MERELY 5% down premarket!
-10% INCOMING
>>60150368when this shithead is impeached after the midterms I'm going to laugh so hard at MIGAmutts
Does this mean no more slurping for a while?
now watch this slurp
LINK ME TO FUTURES PLZ
uh oh
ANOTHER SLURP REJECTED
We end green on monday. I can feel it
>>60150395No way this is real. Stop trolling faggots
What bank(s) will go insolvent in 2025? I'm going to guess Citigrouphttps://x.com/FinanceLancelot/status/1908999939549700475
It's not fair, I was bearish, but not bearish enough.
IT'S FUCKING OVER!!!
CRUDE HAS BROKEN 60 I REPEAT CRUDE HAS BROKEN 60
everyone trying to liquidate a fake economy bubble at the same time, surely it'll go well
>>60150325It was always going to end like this, wasn't it?
THIS IS AN OVER LIKE NOBODY HAS SEEN BEFORE
I miss Joe Biden
this is very not good
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futureswe're here counting our puts btw
>>60150387Don't worry netanyahoo meets with trump this monday. Another war will fix the economy.
>>60150436me too anon, me too.
sweeet kamala save us
>>60150436
>>60150422it's realhttps://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/06/stock-market-today-live-updates.html
feeling a -15% day
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60150428Royshia sisters...
My honest reaction
>>60150452PLEASE COME BACKCOME BAAAAAAAACK
>>60150374thanks, the fear of an impending economic disaster has really spiked my libido, so i could really use this.
>equity markets in free fall>oil in total collapse>yen is beginning to pick up speed>copper collapsingevery single red flag is waving furiously lol, we might see an actual GFC type event. the orange retard did it.
>>60150470something something black swan
>>60150474orange swan
Oh wow. This is actually happening.
everywhere I can find just gives Fridays close
CNN is going to need to start using negative numbers in their fear/greed index
I will cope by worshiping this she-devil.
>mom is holding almost a million in cashWhen do I tell her to buy the dip /biz/?
>>60150483>>60150446RETARD
>>60150458holy fugg
>>60150436Look at this way, at least history will vindicate him as "huh, maybe we should have listened to this guy"
>>60150485>fear in excess of 100What would this be called
imagine not loading up on puts on friday, you didn't forget to, right anon?
>EU seeks unity in first strike back at Trump tariffs
>>60150474>>60150480
I'll be ok because I'm in my 20s but as someone who actually loves their parents and doesn't want them to be sad I feel so bad and talking to my mom on the phone and having to calm her down breaks me.I wish to never be like the people talking about "fuck boomers"
>>60150494>Delayed Data 04/04thats Fridays close
>>60150470The only people getting hurt by this crash are Democrats like you. Dumbfuck.
HEY LIL DONNIE
>>60150502I went all in on UVIX, i'll double up but I'm not into options
>>60150444even in these trying times i checked
>>60150461It's alright Trump is planning to restart the Yemen campaign and bomb Iran so all things considered good things are coming lol
>DOW FUTURES DROP 1,500 POINTS AT THE OPEN>NASDAQ FUTURES LAST DOWN -6.2%
>>60150513https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures?cid=1175153
>>60150493look up how much of that is covered in case her bank fails
FUCK THIS ORANGE NIGGER FUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>60150526Thank you, I'm retarded
>>60150514>he thinks a global depression won't hurt him Ohnononononononono>>60150523Russia is totally fucked if oil collapses
SOXL sisters... it's over...
>not even 5%Absolutely pathetic bobo
>>60150428>The Saudis are also being pressured to invade Yemen Yes the oil will crash then rebound
yea, i'm thinking we're back
>>60150547TRUST THE PLAN
Give me ALL your crash pics folder for tomorrow. All the Evangelions all the Bobos all the Pink Wojak, give me all of them.
NOT SO FAST! SLURP SLURP SLURP!!!!!!!!!
You didn't vote for Trump, right anon?You saw all the red flags ahead of time, right?
>>60150547was at -5.25% briefly
Also I would just like to take this moment to point out that I'm one letter away from my ID reading "oww crash"That is all.
>>60150546I'm going to kill myself
>HE SLURPED>DUMP IT
YOU MOCKED. CALLED ME A WANNABE BROKEN CLOCK. SAID IM JUST GUESSING SO ID EVENTUALLY BE RIGHT. YOU SAID IT HAD NO REASON TO GO DOWN. YOU IGNORED EVERYTHING I SAID. BUT I TOLD YOU IT WOULD COME. I TOLD YOU THE PEAK WAS UNNATURAL, THAT IT WOULD COME TUMBLING DOWN. BUT JUST LIKE THE MEN OF A HUNDRED YEARS AGO YOU WOULDNT LET GO OF YOUR HUBRIS, NOW YOUR MAMMON WILL CHOKE YOU GIVE ME IT ALL
>>60150547NASDAQ is now -5.5%
>4%womp womp niggas
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It won't drop below 30k. Or at least not below 20k.
oh brother
my next career move is sucking dicks behind wendys
don't hurt yourself, it's just money
We're gonna lose 3 years Biden growth.
my spxs
GUYS CALL YOUR SENATOR AND TELL THEM TO DUMP IT SO IT GOES LOWER
Jesus CHRIST
>>60150325>-4% futuresIts so beyond over.
You guys hedged right? haha
Is this already liquidation or a market tantrum to get Trump to stop?
>>60150523But what if I don't want to totalen krieg?
monday will end up green, book it.
>>60150537>Russia will be totally fucked I literally just told you Trump is about make sure that isn't going to happen since invading Yemen will result in attacks on Saudi oil infrastructure the last time that happened oil then immediately got sent to the moon
DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMPLETS GET TO 20% BY MARKET CLOSE TOMMOROW BOYSAT THE VERY LEAST A CIRCUIT BREAKER PLEASE GOD
Well at least it's all priced into crypto now. That was a humble little dump, hopefully btc can move past that on Monday
>>60150537>dumbass is still gloating about optics and "how bad this makes Republicans look", while still not realizing he's on the losing side of a modern day Bolsevik revolution offensive where all bourgeois Liberal wealth is being evaporated on purpose in less than a week.You fags are so fucking stupid lol, winning really shouldn't be this easy.
SLURPERS BTFO>>60150617BASED
>>60150606Get him to stop what? Nobody has a fucking clue what Trump even wants out of all of this lmao
>>60150592It was FAKE GROWTH from a FAKE PRESIDENT.
I'm going to quadruple down on SQQQ when 24 hour trading opens up
All those retards who picked up the bag for hedge funds are gonna be hanging themselves soon
-1400 futures
Will any big bank or company need a bailout soon under these conditions? is a lehman on the horizon?
IN THIS MARKET FALL, WE’RE LOSING GROUND,PROMISES MADE, BUT THE DAMAGE IS PROFOUND,ONE MAN’S DECISION, IT BRINGS US TO OUR KNEES,THE ECONOMY’S CHOKING, LIKE A HAUNTING BREEZE. YEAH-EAH
>>60150616Yemen is hard to invade and the Arabs can't fight
USA economy is jover just because some men that wanted to become woman,truly clown timeline
Ohhh boy my nvidia put is gonna priiiiiint
I can't do this anymore, setting my sell order and going to sleep. I don't know why I was so retarded but it's finally sunk in that Trump is 80 and actually doesn't give a fuck anymore and no-one is going to stop him. I thought it was gonna be like Trump 1 but they're just fucking doubling down. Unless he dies there's no going back.
>>60150627i might actually go full port. feels like christmas
>>60150626>FAKE GROWTHyou're in a cult
>>60150626Good thing we're getting REAL DUMPS from a REAL RETARD.
I wonder if I can still short tomorrow morning at the EU open. Sure I'm chasing for breadcrumbs but if the future stay at -4, I can easily imagine an actual US opening at -6, and going deeper in the trading session. Like Friday. Like Thursday.
HOLY SHITBITCOIN>MUH STORE OF VALUELOLLMAO EVEN
gme calls
>>60150458>2k>futuresMIGASISSIES?????>>60150470been waving furiosly since 2022
this was it.this is why we're here.never forget.
I'm putting everything into chainlink bros
>>60150630We were in Lehman levels on friday. Welcome to the bloodbath.
>>60150563nice and appropriate
Settle down lads.
>>60150623>on purpose when you realise little Donnie is just a bumbling doofus
>>60150547Futures usually make up 10% of trade, and it's usually banks dumping to escape
>RUSELL 2000 FUTURES HALTED
>>60150623didn't read a single word, stay seething trumpcuck
>>60150644Good thing it's only liberals, coastal elites, tech sector employed troons and Boomers losing money in this crash. This effects literally no one else.
>>60150637>MAGAts are coming out to blame the crash on Biden and trannies nowIt's so fucking over.
>>60150675It's so fucking over...
>>60150591It's my ability to have a family in this lifetime, but yes nothing changesBesides not having a family in future
>>60150623>all bourgeois Liberal wealth is being evaporated on purpose???wealth is not evaporated, it changes handsI can lose 25% more and I'll still be a millionaire, but god help the poorfags in this scenario
STOP THE COUNT
>>60150683when they're killing wild rabbits for food they'll be blaming trannies
RECESSION
>ever trusting a man who bankrupted several casinos to run your country
>>60150647I think it might be better to short a company than an index fund. Might have to get lucky with a company not dropping as much as it should on open.
>>60150677I'm loving watching all your wealth get evaporated. Only one seething here is you.
>“The tariffs are coming,” Lutnick said on CBS’s “Face the Nation” Sunday. “He announced it, and he wasn’t kidding.">“There is no postponing. They are definitely going to stay in place for days and weeks,”
>DOW HALTEDits jover.
Bitcoin doomping again. It's kinda futures Lite
>>60150707Worse, they trusted a landlord.
>>60150707"NO CRYING IN THE CASINO" HAHAHAHAHA
Fuck drumpf
Do trumptards just have brain damage? They really voted this guy in.
PUT AN AGE CAP ON THE GODDAMN PRESIDENCY, THE MAN IS 78 FUCKING YEARS OLD HIS BRAIN IS MUSH
DOW HALTED!jesssussss
If he has any fucking person in that Cabinet with an IQ above room temperature, they do everything to get him to rescind the tariffs before Market open. Just 1 fucking person with enough wits about them
Trust the plan
>2022 highsI boughted.
These are levels not seen since late 2023, right?
don't worry, it's just money. you only need it for everything.
We gonna get a bounce tomorrow?
>MAGA crashed the stock marketYes>MAGA ruined my retirementYes>MAGA means I can't retireYes>MAGA made things more expensiveYes>MAGA made my life worseYes
>>60150731Its too late for that.
>Dow HaltedMaybe it really is the new black Monday
>>60150715still not reading a single word, keep replying trumpuck
>>60150742ill be bouncing my dick to my short positions, yes
>>60150681>dumb white niggers stay poor We know>th-this is why trump won And he’s why they’ll stay poor white niggers LMAO
>>60150735Friday was around dot com bubble levels, so far today we are roughly at 9/11 levels
>>60150742
It's too late to sell now, it's over...
https://fxtwitter.com/danghentschel/status/1898207467651449168Thread theme
>>60150742we're at -4,5% right now do you really think it will pump +5%?
>>60150742bouncing from the cart into the mass grave
>destroying your entire life because of some lie about Haitians eating dogsNo one in the world more retarded than a Trump supporter.
how much will it dump tomorrow bros?
I'm missing something, is it really halted?
>>60150743>MAGAtards are going to be the actual "own nothing and be happy" guys
Does exactly what I hired him to do.
Tesla is ultra-fucked, the brand is now associated with people's retirement accounts evaporating.
That Vulcan guy is the only one who is not completely insane/retarded but he's in it too deep now
>>60150758Your tears are delicious. Post your loss porn.
As someone who doesn't understand shit about this stuff, could Trump getting Luigi Mangione'd slowly fix things up?
>>60150770no it will get so much worse
>>60150793Yes, Trump has signed an EO declaring the trading of stock to be paused until DOGE can audit it for irregularity.
>>60150770>It's too late to sell now, it's over...Anon, trust the plan.
>>60150788WHERE MARKETS ARE GOING THERE IS NO BOTTOM
>>60150801If he blew his brains out with a shotgun the market would immediately spike 4%
>>60150778only if Trump caves on tariffsif all the nations he's tariffed tell him to fuck off, it's over
HAVE YOU EVEN SAID THANK YOU,> O N C E?
>>60150793yesh
>>60150801Nah it'd go straight to Vance, a Peter Theil stooge and they'll turn America into the technocrat feudalist hellhole they've always dreamed of
>>60150788How much damage will retail panic selling do? Most people can't access Sunday futures and this is already a complete bloodbath.
>still no counter tariffs from Japan, SK, UK and Eu It's gonna be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo crazy
>>60150833I NEED A NUMBER FOR MY PROFIT BRO>>60150843So you're saying it will start to dump at yuro hours and really pick up at open?
>>60150795You lost
>>60150836he's not going to cave he'd look like a complete douchebag if he did
>>60150836>if all the nations he's tariffed tell him to fuck off, it's overChina already did. EU announced that they will.It's over even if the entire rest of the world doesn't
>>60150428>Trump now launches a war with Iran because ChatGPT tells him it will raise the oil price
>>60150798>sacrifice what little credibility you have to get a seat at the table>sit by helplessly as the president runs the government into the ground>even your own community in your own state hates you because he is now deporting cubans who voted for Trump in droves
Shitty piss approaching 2021 levels, unbreakable diamond support right there
>>60150798Every photo I've seen of him since February has been pure>If only you knew how bad things really are
>>60150798Rubio? he might not be insane but he certainly lacks a spine
>>60150801Doubtful. A US president being assassinated would crater markets. This is especially true of Trump's administration because the power vacumn left by him being taken out likely would topple the government into chaos.
Who knew Trump was the one gonna do the great reset all along
>>60150856>still no counter tariffs from Japan, SK, UK and Eu...and they won't do any because they now fear to cause even more market turmoil.4d chess.
>>60150876to be fair what little trade there is with Russia that the US hasn't already sanctioned a gorillion percent means tariffs would be kinda useless here
>>60150793The first circuit breaker has already been triggered
>>60150799I’m all cash waiting to buy cheapies lmao, I’m ecstatic waiting for this week and laughing at poor white nigger blurmphtards who think this is a win for them lmao
>>60150856>EuEU Readies €26 Billion Retaliation as U.S. Tariff War Escalates
I sold the top, shit and piss 500 at 3600 im going long
This is great. If I had money, I'd be buying at these levels.
>>60150801lebbit is thick in these bobo threads now
>>60150855>-20% reached in a dayI would be so happy. Fake and gay market will propbably end up green somehow, but a man can dream.
Driving over to my dad's right now so I can sit and chill with him and reduce the odds of him blowing his brains out. Call your parents
RUH ROH
>>60150860>You lostyeah the american people basically lost everythingt-thanks
>sunday futures drop 4%yes guys, new world order has begun.
>>60150898how come dow has dropped 7% but S&P500 only 4%
PINK WOJACK LEVELS ARE RISINGTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>60150876oil is tanking too and this fucks the russians. Normally he'd be very good for them but they fucked themselves over with the Ukraine thing. Again, based Joe did that. They won't be able to capitalize on this at least.
>>60150914BASED BOBOS
I JUST WANTED A LITTLE SECURITY TRUMP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>60150914induatrial amounts of cocaine and amphetamine will be served by catering
The pink wojak indicator.....
>>60150914>Sellingto whom?
>>60150759Damn, COVID was 12?
>MAKE>AMERICA>GONE>ALWAYS
>>60150937He did what he said he was gonna do.
>>60150937this is what happen when you made a deal with the devil anon...
>>60150951bots and retards 'buying the dip'
What excuse do you think Trump will use when he delays this for another month or so?
>>60150951me personally
>>60150856I don't know about the other three but Japan is definitely not going to counter tariff, they're going to capitulate soon in whatever form, Ishiba pretty much has to because if he gets into a trade war with the USA then his party is going to be fucked even more than it already is in this summer's elections. Will it work, who knows, but there's major political pressure for him to go meet Trump directly to negotiate a deal.
>>60150963no delays chuddy
when do I buy SPY?
$10k in cash$5k in cryptoWhat to do to never work another day again?
JesusThink of all the people who bought Friday just before market close
>>60150898>no sauceWhat percent curcuit breaker?
>>60150960You are right. Global depression will lower prices. But not enough to compensate tariffs
>>60150901>LARPs as smart and rich>it's short any companies, indexes or etfs. isn't at least long bonds.the only dip you're buying is the overdraft fee's on your bank account, fucking loser lol.
>>60150976Why would anyone do that
>>60150514>The only people getting hurt by this crash are Democrats like you. Dumbfuck.no more cheap shit from walmart btw>>60150606>Is this already liquidation liquidation. >>60150642it literately was, fake growh has been happening since 2008. market was supposed to crash in 2022 but biden's propaganda machine prevented mass sell-offs, now trump is going to face the brunt of it. >>60150648crypto faggots and getting heemed will be beautiful. >>60150675LMAO>>60150801this shit has been prophesied for fucking decades, it wouldn't do anything
>>60150960Post link to source on Trump saying he intended to destroy the global economy if elected.
>>60150979he's shitting you, nothing is down 7% yet
>>60150903That's just for the steel tariffs stuff from last month. I wouldn't expect "Liberation Day" retaliation until late April.
>>60150996He campaigned on tariffs. You didn't know?
>>60150963the reemergence of subsistence agriculture in the US
Retailsisters...
>>60150996Not before he was elected but he posted a tiktok saying he's intentionally crashing the stock markets on friday
>>60150914oh shit
https://kalshi.com/markets/kxdebtshrink/us-debt-shrinkDollars are literally 95pc off on the betting markets btw
>>60150963I've had over 50 countries come to me and say they want to make a deal. 50. That's a whole lotta countries. I couldn't have done it without Vance, where is he? There he is!
>>60150999
>>60150996his campaign was all about the tariffs he implemented the tariffsthe tariffs being a retarded idea does not mean he didn't do exactly what he promised
>no wall>no mass deportations>more H1B visas>rich illegals get to buy green, I'm mean, gold cards>stock market crashPlease tattoo "I Fell For It Again" on my forehead
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>60150989According to an article something like 48 billion in funds bought friday. It wasn't banks
>>60151027
It's fucking over
>buttcorn still at 78k This is ridiculous
>>60151040>he votedgood goy
>globalists throwing a tantrum bceause they're going to be punished for using cheap foreign slave labornice
Once the Monday dust settles it will be safe to slurp. We're NOT going any lower
JAPAN BROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK HOLY SHIT
>>60151039>the tariffs being a retarded idea does not mean he didn't do exactly what he promisedSee >>60151039Who knew he would keep his promise. And who knew that he would handle it in such a retarded way?
Man I thought the DOW hitting 20K by December was a stretch, but it might hit 20K by May lol
>>60151052Ya should be $20k
>>60151040i shilled harris for free unprompted on this board for weeks prior to the election, its your fault for ignoring me. EVERYTHING i predicted has come true.
Italian and Spanish futures are down 7% already
>>60150976>Do not worry the markets will definitely recover on Monday, trust me I know about this stuff
>>60151058>heh the dump is fake dont worry itll go back upholy fucking cope
But you guys said Monday was going to be a green day
When does pre-market open? I need to wake up in the middle of the night and sell whatever I have left
>>60151058>we will be using cheap domestic slave labor insteadbased
>>60151077>he thinks the line doesn't go uplol, the line always goes up
>>60151058Trump gave them a massive tax cut and will soon be giving them another massive tax cut.
>>60151058>we are going to do away with cheap foreign labor>we will replace it by building factories in america and importing cheap foreign labor
>>60151058God I wish I was as dumb as you are pretending to be
Think of all the retarded boomers losing everything kek
>>60150996Wtf do you think was going to happen once he implemented his tariff plan.
>>60151081nobody said this
>>60151084moron its OPEN NOW
>>60151027you realize that's like a 15 minute market close then?
>>60151084overnight trading opens in 85 minutes, premarket 11h after that
>>60151105No, that's futures. Stock pre-market is later
>>60150996Literally right here, you fucking retard, from October 2024...https://www.marketwatch.com/story/kaboom-elon-musk-predicts-hardship-economic-turmoil-and-a-stock-market-crash-if-trump-wins-20483008>With just a week until the presidential election, Donald Trump’s close ally and major economic adviser Elon Musk is warning supporters to expect economic chaos, a crashing stock market and financial “hardship” — albeit “temporary” — if Trump wins.>still doesn't understand this was part of the plan the whole time>still doesn't understand he's currently on the losing side of a modern day Bolsevik revolution
It's actually over. You're still coping. It's not a negotiation tactic. There is no fucking secret plan. It's not getting reversed. He actually believes this will work. "Zoom out" retards are about to rope
>>60150325>Suicide Hotlinehttps://youtu.be/g1HHaJ-ILXo
>>60151023That's tempting but:>in any quarter from Q1 2025 to Q4 2028is really risky bet.
Gentlemen. It's been a long road, but we are back. All futures should be at limit down shortly. Good work, everyone. And God Bless America.
I-I'm afraid to look at oil
>>60151085>>60151091>nike will only be able to 5x instead of 6x each shoe :(
Dedollarization underway
>>60151013>>60151039Campaigning on tarrifs does not equate to creating a global economic clusterfuck through terrible tariff policies.>>60151019>OMG YOU GUYS I MEANT TO DO THATNah. He fucked up and thinks he can double down his way out. It won't work.Still waiting for proof of Trump claiming he intended to destroy the global economy if elected.
How do we remove Trump anons? I fucked we fucked up. He must have dementia.
Looks like France made an attempt to pull out of the US but some companies balked
>>60151052BTC will be a safe exit play. Digits confirm
>>60151075Where do you even see them?
I'm angry I didn't keep my short positions, but I guess pulling out isn't that bad either because holy shit.
>>60151119>losing side of a modern day Bolsevik revolutionwho is the winning side?
We're in this situation because half the country became a personality cult for a fucking retard
What’s everyone shorting tomorrow
>>60151138
All democrats had to do was choose a white male candidate. Why didn't they?
>>60151153we're just selling puts
>>60150976What did they see we didn't?
>>60151160you mean buying
>>60151158they were trying to write HERstory
>>60151140https://www.marketwatch.com/story/kaboom-elon-musk-predicts-hardship-economic-turmoil-and-a-stock-market-crash-if-trump-wins-20483008
>>60151150eh really only about 30% are genuine cultists10-15% are "but da libruls" anti-anti-trump conservatives, another 10ish% are normie retards
>>60151159Oh god It's human garbage all the way down.
>>60151128they fell for it again bobrother. time to watch them feel the pain.
>>60151160>selling putswhy would you do that
SOXL will be fine though.
>>60151159Just need to nuke DC.
>>60151143How about those amendment weapons?
>>60151158Yeah but it's going to be trump vs obama
>>60151158They wanted to lose
>>60151166no, I already have putsthere will be a small rally after the monday dump definitively>>60151175I meant selling my puts
>>60151177Are you that retard who was slurping it on Friday? Rip
>>60151159Imagine a world run by lutnick lol
what do we think
>>60151158Biden couldn't formulate a coherent sentence and Kamala could inherit his campaign money so they went with her.
can i slurp
>>60151103Trump never claimed he intended to implement a plan so devastating that it would destroy the economy. You retards claiming this is what he meant are saying it's like a politician running on tough on crime gets elected and sends the military out to gun down every criminal that commits a crime including shop lifting and jay walkjng.
Kek
>>60151143Demand that the republican party stop capitulating to MIGA cultists and actually use their power to stop him from fucking everything up.
VIX coming down alreadyIts over bobos
>>60151194there won't be a world by that point
>>60151177what makes you say that lmao, we going down another 50% from here
>>60151172grassley and to a MUCH lesser extent rubio and burgum are the only remotely normal people there
>>60151158How are you blaming democrats for this? Trump is doing exactly as he campaigned on and retards are just now freaking out. It's so over
>>60151159Grassley is the only one here who has any principles whatsoever, even if he is a fucking asshole.
>>60151144Macron always, and I say it again, was right ahead of everyone. On Defense, on this. Now they get fucked, that's what happens when you don't listen to JVPITER.
>>60151144The opposite if anything, he way trying to stop them selling risky US assets.
Orange retard literally came out on TV after the Zelenski thing as if it was the private interview room in Big Brother
>trump says he's going to do this for years>no one believes him>does it>everyone over reacts and throws a tantrum you'll get over it
>>60151205he claimed he intended to implement a totally tariff based economy so... yeah.. he did exactly say he intended to implement an economy destroying plan.looks like youre retarded.
>>60151148There are no big winners in these types of movements and revolts. Just vengeance and anger by people who have nothing left to lose and want to watch the world burn. All you guys had to do was just not act like such pompous assholes for the past 15 years and things probably would've been fine, oh well. I am up 70% shorting the markets though, so there is that.
>>60151153CLOZ
>>60151119>Elon musk saidThat isn't Trump.Post discarded.Still waiting for source on Trump claiming he'd destroy the global economy if elected.
>>60151226And do you know who was always right before Macron? De Gaule. We should have listened before it was too late.
>>60151205He literally never specified how he would implement them because he never specifies how he would implement anything. He's mister concepts of a planBut he said he would implement tariffs and he did. Why are you shocked by that?
New bake?
https://x.com/DarkOddCon/status/1908761592290004994https://x.com/DarkOddCon/status/1908761592290004994https://x.com/DarkOddCon/status/1908761592290004994https://x.com/DarkOddCon/status/1908761592290004994
is Michael Burry still have that massive $1bn put on the s&p500 and nsdq crashing?
>>60151235>by people who have nothing left to lose and want to watch the world burnBut everybody in the US has a fuckton to lose.
>>60151245We've already burned through so many today
>>60151205Keep ignoring my link, you sub 80 low IQ retard. I'll just keep spamming it.https://www.marketwatch.com/story/kaboom-elon-musk-predicts-hardship-economic-turmoil-and-a-stock-market-crash-if-trump-wins-20483008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI
>>60151235So you wanted Democrats to swallow their pride but you can't swallow your own and vote for someone a lot more stable? that sounds like a you problem more than anything.
>>60151236What do you call this pattern?
>>60150436same :(
>>60151159>its braindead retards and dementia patients all the way downAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>60151268Rugged
>>60151245only on page 2
>>60151169Nope. That's not a Trump quote. >>60151233Nope. Implementing a tarrif policy doesn't equate to irrational global economic destruction.
>>60151218Rubio's behaviour of late is enough evidence that he should never be let into a position of real power
>>60151210Nope. We will Make Democrats Poor Again, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it LOL.
>>60151268the trump
>>60151196I am doing the exact same thing but plan on selling before noon tomorrow before relief rally. Same amount of money too.
>>60151268the trump and dump
>>60151252lmao
I'm gonna guess 35,000 end of Monday. Someone come back and check archives later
>>60150436same
>>60151268The Trumptardation
>>60151223>Grassley is the only one here who has any principlescompletely delusional - is as spineless and corrupt as they come, that is why he has been there so long
>>60151280I feel like you're coping because this shit is genuinely unsettling, so I don't blame you. But don't be oblivious to actual words people say next time. You won't be so caught off guard and might have actually hedged your positions properly.
Here comes the rape.
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>>60151232You're getting ignored for a reason anon, and it's because you're retarded.
>>60151268The Suicide
>>60151283>actually i want to be poorerthis is cope btw
>>60151134it DROOPEDand so didNATGASall i holdis BOILand UCObut i knew thismight happen
new thread>>60151309>>60151309>>60151309
>>60150436>And my eternal thanks to you, the American people. After 50 years of public service, I give you my word, I still believe in the idea for which this nation stands, a nation where the strengths of our institutions and the character of our people matter and must endure.>Now it’s your turn to stand guard. May you all be the keeper of the flame. May you keep the faith.>I love America. You love it too.>God bless you all. And may God protect our troops. Thank you for this great honor.Biden-sama... forgive us, for we have failed you...
>>60151159At this point I'd settle for Rubio.
>>60151243>zero reading comprehensionThis thread of conversation is about posting source of Trump claiming he would enact global economy destroying tariff policies. None of you retards have been able to do that.Prove Trump claimed if elected he'd destroy the economy through tarrifs.Pro Tip: You can't
>>60151362nevermind what I said, blow it out your ass retardyou're annoying
>>60151254nah he closed those a time ago i think
>>60151258Musk is not Trump you ape brained retard.
>>60151138soon to be replaced by the Yuan
>>60151323Where did I say I was going to get poorer? I can afford to pay (the alleged) $3500 new cost for an iphone... can you, braindead consoomercuck?
>>60151308>I f-feel like you're c-copingPost source to Trump saying he intended to destroy the global economy thorough irrational tariff policy or stfu.
>>60150493Tell her to take it out of the bank NOW.
>>60151388Cope and seethe, you fucking troon.
I have no mouth, yet I must scream
>>60151385YOU LOSTTRUMP NEVER CAMPAIGNED ON DESTROYING THE ECONOMYCOPESEETHEDILATEYWNBARW
>>60151138Holy shit, the orange retard is literally destroying america. This is glorious.
>>60151460>I was wrong so I'm just gonna call you a tranny.I accept your concede defeat. Better luck next time.
>>60151209ok gotta give it to him
>>60150681This is literally the opposite of reality. Boomers already exited the market a long time ago and are coasting off of bonds and social security payments. You got played and are too retarded to realize it
>>60150556Seconding, more eva please.
Why aren't Congressmen and America's trading partners just screaming at Trump 24/7 to fucking back off on this retardation?
>>60151280>Nope. Implementing a tarrif policy doesn't equate to irrational global economic destruction.ahh... yeah... it does. lol. look at the chart. youre genuinely coping hard and its not healthy. im saying this from a place of compassion
>>60150436Turn out senile boomers are better being puppets than actually taking decisions
>>60151281rubio is an absolute spineless cuckhowever if he got the top job he'd presumably be a generic 2015ish era neocon
>>60151710They're all either scared of being challenged by some braindead trump retard or a true believer themselves on the conservative side Liberals have just always been spineless
>>60151143The Republican party has bowed down to Trump. The only way you are getting rid of him is if he dies. Heck they are trying to find a loophole to get him in for a third term.
>>60150556No. I'm harboring my obscure memes.
hey guys, i don't browse this board, but is it a good time to get into this shit since everything is cheap? lol
>>60153383Eventually yeah. You'll probably be safe if you start buying after the next quarter earnings reports because that'll be when the full effect will be visible. Problem is that you probably won't have any money left because you're unemployed and homeless.
