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You could have stopped this.
Why the fuck is it pumping?
Have we capitulated yet?
YOU SEE THIS EUROKEKS, FROM HELLS HEART GET STABBED NIGGA
sigh
Maybe if trump destroys the global economy we can bring the sweat shops back to America
>>60155157But I voted for this to happen.
>>60155162retail investorsliterally every time its retail investorsthey're too fucking buckteeth retarded for their own good
>>60155162dead cat revengeance
>>60155125Where is the bottom!?
Reminder saving 8% yearly on federal taxes doesn't offset paying 30-65% more for everything you buy
It's literally over tomorrow isn't it broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VScSEXRwUqQ&ab_channel=215Days
>>60155168that ended up really well. a regular happy ending
Monday I'm going to make IT !
say it with me20 TRILLIONDOLLARS
he could have saved us…
>mfw waiting for /pol/ to show up with the latest maga cope
kek baggies
>>60155172>companies will have to pay people a fair wage oh no!
>>60155198Jesus Christ
>>60155185depends how much you buya hippie in a corporate job might benefit
>>60155189Tomorrow, we are raped.
I eagerly await the "Retail bought 70$ billion in slurps to keep the line from falling in Monday" news
>>60155198Money isn't real
>>60155181when DJIA=7000
>be smartass>invest in multiple markets>they're all collapsingim ruined bros i should have put that shit in gold
>>60155203thats not whats going to happenwhats going to happen is either large scale inflation that means that the higher wages are worth relatively a lot less.. or minimum wage is slashed and the average wage halves.
>>60155185But did you consider all the sweatshop jobs making shoes for minimal wage?
Im getting a little worried
>>60155175>retail investors>on a Sunday
>>60155185jokes on you, I don't buy shit.
LIBERATE ME DONALD TRUMPLIBERATE ME DONALD TRUMP
>>60155157>unrealized gains taxSchizo theory, but I think the elites were planning to crash the economy with no survivors irregardless of who won. They wouldn't actually let Trump do this if they weren't on board with it
>>60155200>that one retard in the last thread>>60155203Oh look he's here again
>tfw you were buying $TLT, before tariffs>tfw 10000IQ>>60155157I'd breed tf out of white Kamala, desu
>>60155198You can build a new country with all that red.
>>60155209I mean. 60% of our produce and 92% of seafood is imported so I guess I won't eat either?
>>60155162Judging by the volumes, it's definitely retail investors thinking that this is the bottom and are being delusional and bullish with their positions, even though there is no indication that things will improve from here for a long, long time.
>>60155236Anon.. Japan is 9 hours ahead. It's daytime Monday there.
>>60155219So puts or gold, guns, and gasoline?
>>60155200
>>60155200 see >>60155214
>>60155203No one is building factories in the USA for menial shit, no one would even take those jobs, Trump is just a chaos agent and i plan to profit from this
>>60155251will they get raped on open or just keep buying -4% every day
>>60155249eat the 40% and 8%
>>60155203>companies will import more 3rd worlders to make iphones in an american factoryThanks for the economics lesson professor anon
>>60155164makes no sense. everyone can drop their tariffs to 0 and we will still be in deficit since we buy more than producing any meaningful, attractive goods.
all hail sheinbaum
It'll all be fine.
I've seen enough. I'm selling everything except gold. Good luck bros.
WHY IS SILVER MOONINGWHY IS NIKKEI FIGHTING BACK I WANTED CHEAP ROCKS AND CHEAP STOCKS
>>60155223Even gold is going down right now. Silver's doing alright though, but that market is mostly propped up by retarded poors who think they beat the system.
>>60155202bobo... I kneel
>>60155227why do you think they're selling? they're pricing in their lost profit from cheap foreign labor. >>60155243>>60155264>>60155268you're going to pay for my income tax removal :)
>>60155244I got you beat, I lost 400k holding TMF for 2 years. Just sold last month…
>>60155283I'm not so sure about that.
I hope my MAGAtard friend gets laid off in the coming months. His companies stock is down 30%.
>>60155263they get more unhinged every new thread
>>60155243he's a maoist migger with 25% nigger dna
>>60155200>we hurting them more!!!!11
>>60155287I'd eat her ass too
reminder that retail gets ruined in these types of drops, house always wins
>countries on the tariff list>joining BRICS+If the E.U. wasn't so retarded the whole global crisis could be ended in a day for markets outside the U.S. by the E.U. implementing FTAs and technology transfers with China and Russia, and ending the fucking war in Ukraine. The reason this whole retardation is happening in the first place is because the E.U. doesn't want to step up, take responsibility for the West, and end America's economic reign of terror.
>>60155200probably the new astrotrufed screencap, but that will fade out in a week.
>TAIWAN CIRCUIT BREAKER TRIGGER
Trust the plan.
>>60155265Almost all of them are going to get flushed out by the end of the week, especially with earning reports.
>>60155259Its amazing how they spent all of 2024 screaming about how Dems are going to make people eat ze bugs and live in ze pods with inflation, and then they almost immediately turn around and say its actually based and redpilled to live in ze pods and eat ze bugs.
>>60155302kek does that canadamutt not realise the US is gonna gigadump on open
>>60155275thiswhich means that what the US wants is the Ukraine mineral deal (a worse, more punitive deal than what Germany got as war reparations at Versailles), but from the whole world.Germany went to war (again) because of that. Join the dots
>>60155297Make sure to remind him how good this is for him and how he'll be doing a lot better in 2 years.If you asks you how he's going to pay his bills just call him a liberal.
>>60155292Yes anon if labour costs are high and productivity is comparatively lower then that leads to increased costs and therefore pricesWhat, are you a communist?
If SPY hits circuit breaker, its all fuckedIf it doesn't I think we've seen most of the downward movement for the day already and even if the day ends red, it won't be that much of a change
I’m holding a lot of NVDA, bros.
>>60155157Why didn’t he save us bros?
Wen 2 buy
>>60155338kinda lameishforeign markets dumped more
>>60155254all of the above plus land
>>60155310EU isn't sovereign. Your whole idea is based on the agency of the organization that is now designed specifically to strip its members of agency.
>>60155341you're fucked for awhile m8
>>60155341lol enjoy your 2 years bag holding
>>60155336I really don't care about globalist corporations. I hope they all suffer.
WHEN I SAY BIDEN YOU SAY SORRYBIDEN
I didn't think we'd invert on the YoY for major US indexes until at least a couple months after the tariffs went in place.It took 3 days.
>>60155323>dollar store sign tap
>>60155341I'm holding a lot of a anxiety
GME TO THE MOONCHRIST IS KINGWAGMI
Daily reminder that Mad Max is not physically possible because gasoline/petrol expires after 2 years.
>>60155350Wi Tu Low
>>60155349It's not too late
>>60155364do you know what an "economy" is
>>60155341pray that AI scam companies survive (they won't)
>>60155323>slashing interest rates to refinance debtlol. lmao.
>>60155361>only two yearsmaybe if orange man gets impeached within the next few days
Time to watch porn to know there is proof I'm not the only one getting fucked at the moment.
Will you be buying the blue chips tomorrow, boys? A man can't go wrong with Polaroid and Burroughs.
>spy futures recovering
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE AAAAHAAAAAAAI'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
>>60155310Sounds good till you actually crunch the numbers. Kleptocrat nations are poor as fuck. For every poor Russnagger and Chinaman you see, those are the wealthy ones in a big city. The real citizens are literal peasants on a farm.
>>60155387so let me get this straightyou believe that companies will take huge decreases in their profits and this will not affect their decision making whatsoever.
Purr up
>>60155185Not much needed to buy after groceries and maybe a car every 10 years and home maintenanceChinese chinkium productsVideogames are fake and gaySports are shitConcerts are gay
the bottom is intime to buy
>>60155297>mfw mine is up 2%
>>60155162one must always keep in mind that at least 1 in 3 people are clinically retardedplenty of people still in denial thinking this is some legendary buying opportunity lmao
I don't understand how people can be buying. Trump is doubling down on his intentions to tariff and the worst doesn't even happen till the 10th when the start actually collecting the tariffs
is it true bros...
>>60155244TMF Chads have been vindicated, I kneel
>>60155408>>60155374
>>60155407I unironically don't care what they do. I don't buy their slop anyway.
>>60155415This
>>60155323Ah, that most desirable of economic outcomes: the deflationary spiral. Everyone loved living through the Great Depression.
How long until Nvidia opens? I live in a shithole and I don't handle timezones well, wanna see if it's worth waiting or if I should go to sleep lol.
>>60155419>when the start actually collecting the tariffsno one is going to pay up that is why it's so fucking over
>>60155419retail miggers who have been memed into buying the dip. basically giving hedge funds an exit
>>60155341Do tell. My plans to double down tomorrow if it hits 7. Put the rest of my life savings in SQQQ, and put 20% of the pile into TQQQ every time QQQ drops 5% from all time highs.
Why does the President think the country is being "ripped off" by every nation the US has a trade deficit with? That's like saying the grocery store is ripping me off because I buy food there but they never buy food from me.
>>6015543912 hours for US open, roughly
>>60155364>you vill eat the bugs>you vill like it anonHow soon before I have to start my backyard steel smelter Commisar?
>>60155410So no economy whatsoever and everybody unemployed. Nice. Should be great for our military budget
slurpers are winning big right now
>>60155450deficit = bad word = is bad
>>60155433If a number of the leading companies suddenly have massive profit losses they cut investments, hold off on hiring, potentially make redundancies. This then has knockon effects for the rest of the economy: less sales for other companies and so on. Less money circulating.You don't have to "buy their slop" to be negatively impacted by the largest companies in america taking massive losses retard
>>60155157Her laugh was very annoying though so on balance this is better.
will this help or hurt the used GPU market i gotta sell my 3080ti
>>60155323You can't refinance debt without a lender. Nobody has $36 trillion on hand to give the US.
>>60155450Years of proof he's mentally challenged wasn't enough for you?
>>60155407You're arguing with a MAGA shill anon. Might even be an AI shill. Look at their posts. Every one of them is low effort generic shipost.
>>60155367SORRY
Is taiwan going out of business?
>>60155451Oh, plenty of time left, good night kings, and best of luck with the incoming pink wave
>>60155406Keep coping. An average westoid is about as poor as an average Chinaman or Russkie. You're just too brainwashed and braindead to realise that.That's on you though. Had plenty of time to travel and educate yourselves.
>>60155465you have to kill the birds first
>>60155367Don't blame me, I wrote his name in on the ballot
>>60155466Women, manchildren and brownoids prop up the economy just fine
>>60155480hurt
>>60155338They aren’t gonna let it hit -7% all at once just daily chunks of 2-3 downward movements with no Green Days sprinkled, it’s over. The algos, short only funds have completely fucked us here
>>60155486It feels like talking to a brick wall, or talking to a literal communist
Turns out Trump was the one gonna make us eat the bugs and own nothing after all. Who knew
>>60155480it'll drive prices up
>>60155359Yes, it's wishful thinking. But a man could wish. I want to like Europe and Europeans, but their geopolitics is so violently dogmatic, isolationist, and militantly irrational it would put Hoxhaist Albania or North Korea to shame. They take pride in acting out stupidities on the world stage and creating problems for humanity that they smugly, proudly refuse to resolve. I guess a position of weakness breeds aggressive dogmatism, as you fear the slightest permission given to your client states to "break free" from the dogmatic mold or question authority of the oligarchy will lead to them breaking free from your grip altogether. It is like the U.S.S.R., a bunch of unrelated peoples held together by lies, unconditional subservience, censorship, and oppression.Truly a shame as a united Europe could have been a force for good on the world stage.
Bros shut the fuck up we hit bottom, futures already up 1.7% and I just read this news:BEIJING (Reuters) - Goldman Sachs said it expects further fiscal easing from China to offset growth drag from higher tariffs announced by the United States late last week, it said in a report. The reserve requirement ratio for financial institutions and the central bank’s policy rates can be cut anytime going forward, People’s Daily, the flagship newspaper of the Communist Party, said in a front-page commentary published on Monday. “There is still room for further expansion of the fiscal deficit, special treasury bonds and special debts.”We are already forcing them to go into massive debt to keep their stock markets afloat and now they need massive further debt to keep economy from collapsing. Last time Trump tariffed it took China from undisputed will for sure be #1 economy to sputtering.Let this orange motherfucking nigger cook. He has the right stuff, we are taking everyone down and people will be forced to invest here. Trump knows about all the cutthroat dark arts and has the reasoning to make us win.
>>60155450Great analogy. Glad you chose something you're an expert in fatass.
>>6015549640% of China is subsistence farmers you ignorant fuck.
>>60155268>companies will import more 3rd worldershow come Trump does not hire them for his cabinet members and to run DOE nuclear weapons security - it would save a lot of tax payer money
>>60155424It could be worse as the world is more connected through trade today compared to 1929.We really didn't learn anything about supply chains after the 2020 shutdowns.
>>60155515>you support insane shit and no one takes you people seriouslyyour guy in office is starting a global depression as we speak
> BREAKING: Circuit breaker triggered on Taiwan stock exchange.good luck to the slurpers i guess. may allah be with you.
>>60155477Monday will be a crash, than again Wednesday when counter tarrifs are announced and become official, than Friday will be a crash as the big investment banks make there predictions. Bet you either Tuesday or Thursday is green though.
>>60155511that's because they are commies, of the maoist variety
>>60155294You must come from a weak bloodline.>>60155428It is not too late to join us, lad. You *WILL* be tired of winning so hard, if you just buy $TMF or $TLT
>>60155521Pretty sure the Chinese were already planning for fiscal easing prior to all this.
>>60155521>futures already up 1.7%which futuresname which stock index futures you are looking at
>>60155200I just checked a few threads over there. How fucking dense are they?>i dont own stocks the stock market crashing only affects the jews and CEOs :) >I have low rent and a vegetable garden, I'm prepared for the worst :)do they genuinely think the the markets and the entire american financial system is just some insular concept that only affects traders and literally nothing else?
>>60155534We're protecting the US like other countries do :)You support other nations dropping their tariffs too I assume then
>>60155537>>60155539all these circuit breakers firing will depress sentiment even moreim gonna guess -10% on opening
>>60155521Can't wait till the US has to go into even more debt to print itself outta this too. Maybe 50T what you think we get up to
We gonna crash!!!!!!
>mfw I own no stock and get to feel cozy and calm while watching the carnage.
>>60155554they were, but tourists don't read economic news
>>60155373They were refining oil themselves though...Also, in The Walking Dead, they converted the cars to run on corn ethanol
>>60155496Funny how you have to insult me in English, LOL. Enjoy being a joke poverty Simp that can’t even stand talking to his own online.
>>60155125This image confuses me
>>60155485I'm not even American but I don't get why he's going this far when he didn't in his first term. Does the Republican establishment actually want this? Why didn't he just cut tax rates and brutalize protesters and immigrants while bombing people in the middle east? That's the tried and true right wing playbook.
>>60155439It’s about 87-88 right now on 24hour market HH Buy the dip and sit on it for 5 years
Um China bros? I thought we would be fine…
And its over
>>60155469slurp nation rise up. Tomorrow I'm buying gold and S&P (but only after they dump teehee :3)
going from a -5 to -2 is very badsomebody tell them to dump again
BREAKING: Circuit breaker triggered on Taiwan stock exchange.
KING JEW ARRIVED>>60155565they still think walmart will be around geg
>>60155592Could have even balanced the budget and paid a lil to the deficit and been the best president in history
>>60155592The GOP establishment subverted him as much as the liberals did in his first term. After 8 years the neocons are all pretty much gone because people voted them out of office.
>>60155592His first term, he was muzzled pretty well and didn't exactly have an established cult like he does now.
>>60155573me too and I'm cozy wearing my diaper
>>60155573Same here, I hardly know what is even going on
>>60155522It's the ben shapiro analogy
>>60155592trump was winging it his first term and playing safe, hes has 4 years to prepare this time
>Hang Seng and Shanghaimother of god
60155515>YOU LIVE IN MY HEAD RENT FREEno (you) for you shill
>>60155592He doesn't need to get re-elected is part of it I suspect. The rest of the republicans are afraid to step out of line, but they have to realize if this goes on for too long they are fucked in the mid-terms.Which is why I think there will be a stop to this, but could be weeks or months.
>>60155520Lol, don't even compare the USSR to the globohomo shithole that is the present-day EU. For all its failings, USSR actually built infrastructure so resilient it holds together most of the Central Asian shitholes to this day. The majority of people there speak Russian well enough and consume Russian media product.EU is going to devour itself once shit hits the fan. They don't have a common identity, even their lingua franca actually comes from their overlords across the sea.
>>60155612why does he visit so frequently, zoom meeting not good enough?
>>60155341how much are we talking? Also, I'd get rid of it asap.
im gonna lose so much fucking money and have so much fucking fun
>>60155125What is going on in that image?
>>60155573> I own no stockyour employer does thoughbeit, even if you're a neet living off gibs or your parents incomes. if you have any form of retirement (pension, 401k, ira, etc), that's in the market. the stores where you buy your groceries, vidya, or anime figures are in the market.unless you abandon society to live in a cabin in the woods and subsist off potatoes and bear cock, there is no avoiding pain in your life if this continues.
>>60155656iran war soon
>>60155573Cash is wasted money anon and I'm not joking with you. You need to get into t-bills at the very least. (no risk - low reward).
>>60155641We're healing
>>60155125So what do we buy fellahs? I'm sitting on cash
>>60155563not to buy into his bullcuck delusion but every major american index future is up at least 1% from their worst lows, mostly more than that
>-8%Are ya winnin' son?
>>60155353The current panic is the market pricing in "Trump is a fucking retard and no action was taken this weekend, the tariffs stand" during the weekend. If nothing changes from that situation during intraday, why would the price action move substantially besides retail selling? but a lot of the selloff already happened Friday anyways.Basically, nothing ever happens
>>60155527Care to show any relevant data, westoid.Go on, I'll even try not to call you a braindead retard when you shit yourself again.
>>60155661dump is cancelled anon, we're going up for no reason now
>>60155592he developed dementia and thinks he lives in 1880
>>60155573same, I'm waiting for some retard here to tell me when to buy
What if tariffs are the friends we made along the way
>>60155612they are setting the date for the attack on Iran - it will happen, that is why the jews allowed Trump to get elected again.
Chinese stocks down 10%
>>60155649>even their lingua franca actually comes from their overlords across the sea.Interesting idea to call the English channel a sea.
Don't doubt Trump. He will come out in top
6015560860155322fake and gayno (you) for you
>HSI -9%>Shanghai -3.8%its never been more joever
>>60155582Unfortunately you mutts only understand a single language. Makes sense. The serfs do not need education.
this is just going to turn into a shill thread isnt it
>>60155579yeah right, humans aren't converting shit when total society collapse. Maybe a few genius self-sufficient men but not the whole of humanity. Niggers will literally start killing and eating raw anything that moves.
the got the stock market all blocked off - I can't sell shit...its all blocked off..ahhhhhhhhh
>>60155678imagine the selling on the 10th when the draconian tariffs activate
>>60155691dunno if they expected the sell off to be this bad tho.
>>60155688y-you too
>>60155678>besides retail sellingI'm precisely hoping retail starts selling instead of buying like retards
Mandate of heaven sisters....
>>60155666stfu satan im a NEET and have been prepping for years
>>60155592>brutalize protesters??? That's what dems and other leftists do.
>>60155721Is this real? Did they really lose the guy who wrote an article about how Lindsay Graham is DC's most eligible bachelor?
>>60155726>dunno if they expected the sell off to be this bad tho.Deep state can see in real time all electronic traffic (email, text, phone calls, buy/orders) and tell how the messages are being received and if its going to plan.
>every single major index in the entire world is going to be blood red over the course of the dayyeah this seems not so swell
>>60155714Shills are in full force and are attempting to do one last copium field push before the end
dead cat bounce over, now we dump for real
>>60155754good
NEVERMIND IT'S DUMPING AGAINTHANK YOU DUMPERS
>>60155764you must be 18 years or older to post on this website
>>60155721Oh this shit still hasn't bottomed of course, I think that's precisely why it needs to slow down today and maybe bounce some tomorrow so that it has space to dump more later in the week without the indicators being in deep oversold.
>>60155754>every single major index in the entire world is going to be blood redFUCK YEAH - I missed the 2020 bomb n bouce I am not gonna miss this one.
>>60155679Cope, seethe, dilate.
VT fags seething
>>60155625>muh cultReddit comrade, you're objectively, clearly wrong about 90% of your politics. The average trump supporter is infinitely more rational and sensible.
Why is Bill Ackman suddenly acting like all this is a bad idea he was all giddy before.
>>60155713Doesn’t really address why you are here instead of talking to your fellow brain dead countrymen… but ok.
>>60155157Yeah, but this is what I wanted. The collapse of the fantasy market.
>>60155776It won't bounce for a while
Guys i have a serious question, unlike you crossboarding shitpostersGiven recent events, should I change my thread filter borders from green to red?
>>60155775it needs to megadump today and then recover until tariffday
>>60155546My IRA and 401k are stuck in longs so gonna keep buying the dip there and I’ve been margin called 3x on my other NVDA leveraged port, its over for me bro I have to save up for the next cycle now
>>60155766is it? Still seems a little higher than the abyss it was at
>>60155450The US has exploited third worlders with 50 years of neoliberalism and globalization, in places like Cambodia where kids are making clothes for less than $1 an hour, and then Trump is dumb enough to wonder why these countries export so much to the US
>-9.56RIP hong kong
Hang Seng over 10%Shanghai now down over 5China getting obliterated in the early hours
Chances of a US military coup?
Wild that tqqq is at $35. It was at $62 a week ago. I'm tempted to max out my credit cards and and buy. But it will probably drop down to $10 soon
>>60155836I thought this was a Chinese century…
the grim reaper is going door to door as markets open holy shit it really is black Monday
>>60155816Shitty, but you sound young and owning NVDA will eventually pay off. Unless the Chinese crack super conductors, that keeps me up.
>>60155830>and here's why this is a good thing
>>60155810>>60155774
>>60155842Trump replaced the "DEI" top brass with his cronies, doubt it.
sirs i am bankrupt
>>60155836Alibaba down over 12%
>>60155842american soldiers to too pussywhipped to violently rise up against anything.so, 0.00%.
>>60155836Is this the plan? He's hoping China will die before the US?
>>60155861So capitalism is bad. So fuckin based. Literally turning even the Republicans into commies
>>60155856US markets will be fine tomorrow
>>60155880SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN>>60155868not my fault some of you idiots held during this.
>>60155880playstation 6 at $799.95
>>60155814yes
>>60155814Yes
>>60155861Is it not a good thing to pay less for products? Do you care if bug people made your shirt? Or will you pay 15x more for a shirt that was made by illegals domestically?
>>60155850>'m tempted to max out my credit cardscrash has not started yet, be ready for the buy signal
>>60155880at least no more woke dei games amirite
>>60155902you've been saying this for a week but it dumps every day
>>60155900crony capitalism that destroys the US domestic production and jobs is bad, yes.>>60155914I don't base my entire life on consooming.
/smg/ is moving so fast Fug
>>60155125Ok fags lets all stop crying and feeling bad for ourselves and talk about buy in price points. For me I think if we get to 50$ a barrel of oil is definitely over sold and should be a strong buy. I'm not touching spy till the p/e get below 15
>>60155927This time it will be different
>>60155914he's a teenager probably still living with his parents, pay him no mind
How low can it go?! Limbo!
>>60155910>>60155913Done
Should I be selling my index funds? I was supposed to hold forever.
>>60155885After losing 300k in 2022 on Chinese stocks I swore I’d never go back. Than bought some BABA in March, uuuuggggg why didn’t I listen!
>>60155367lmao no. He wasn't even aware he was president half the time
>>60155692Buying BYD is gonna be so cheap. Gonna DCA into that one.
>>60155942The SPR legally needs to be refilled, there will be a pump whenever that's announced.
I wonder how this will affect international air travel?
>>60155949>yuppie liberal mad mega corporations he simps for won't be able to spend on DEI and ESGoh no! :(
>>60155942saudi arabia blitzing their output earlier yesterday means I ain't fucking going anywhere near oil anytime soon, who knows what bin salmon will do
>>60155962Sounds like the perfect form of government. One that doesn't do shit
>>60155982i would buy thismake it happen
NEW STOCK MARKET GENERAL>>60155996>>60155996>>60155996
>>60155919>crash has not started yet,It clearly has
>>60155942I like this attitude! I personally see a short crash. QQQ down 30%.
>>60155981ah yes, the tropical jungles of North Dakota, just like Madagascar.
>>60155961I'm waiting for Xi to announce stimulus, there's no way he's going to cave to Trump, and that means he needs to pump the markets.
Can I go gold? Was planning on waiting a week and see what happens. IRA and hit 8% down so far and look at news once in awhile during work. I'm not trying to get bag just mitigating until things go back to normal.
>>60155981does the us have any vanilla production outside of hawaii or greenhouses
>>60155996BEFORE THE JANNIES COME
>>60155989There is no way Oil can stay at 50$ long term, the cheap energy will start creating demand, people will find ways to use more of it and make money.
Just imagine the seethe when the coffee tariffs go into place on the 10th and buying a cup of coffee nation wide will be like 19.95 a cup.
>>60156001you're about 20 posts too early newfriend
>>60155157Stopped living in a shithole? Glad I did. First time I went to my local McDonald's today and guess what? Didn't see ONE black with a shitty attitude behind the counter. All workers were minors, white and were so kind and polite. My food was hot and freshly made to order. Felt like I was transported back to 1953. The Trump Effect is really starting to take off in my city! Love it!
>>60155981>North Dakota Vanilla farmersI can't tell if this is bait or actual stupidity
>>60155573based money market broanyone who didn't sell 2 weeks ago is an idiot when all the signs were there
>>60156001>>60156026the fuck are you doing
>>60155920That’s really all I care about lmfao
>>60155981>vanilla>north dakotaI wish I could be that shameless
>>60155996>>60155996B4 THE JANNIES RUIN IT
>>60155981i dont like vanilla
>>60155860I’ll bounce back I’m 33 had some shit luck in the past and had to declare chapter 7 8 or 9 years ago and doing it again this year or next to write off more personal, medical and student loan debt if my plan goes accordingly. Also have the IRS coming after me kek so was gonna have to hide some money in non taxable accounts anyways. I cheer on the manufactured global financial collapse in real time and hope it ushers in a Fight Club esque reset or some Mr Robot shit where everything goes to 0 this shit is extremely amusing to watch despite losing so much capital I know there are hedgies etc that didn’t catch this in time and they are more fucked than myself
>>60156040it's a migger so what do you think
>>60155775>without the indicators being in deep oversoldlogic and patterns only work a lot of the time - once strong emotions take hold the facts don't really matter too mucheven if you logically believe "stocks only go up" i've seen people posting -33% YTD unrealized losses over the weekend and a lot of casual and 'boring' investors simply can't tolerate those kinds of quick losses
>>60155981Something like 95% of vanilla flavor on the market is synthetic.
>>60155902This was shortly after opening and Nikkei had a circuit breaker already kek its over. Recovered a bit from here but retail isn’t gonna be able to do anything meaningful to buy the plunge protection team some time whilst global equities sold off 20 trillion since mid Feb
>>60155880>he went after gamers GAMERSit's so over for cheeto
>>60155302this is rusnig-tier spite. when the fuck did we become a bunch of subhumans?
How do I profit from this?
>>60155200eventually you realize that this is no problem for the people that voted for him. these aren't californian tech millionaires sipping lattes at starbucks
>>60155981Pistachio bros, are we safe?
>>60156081>33 years old on their second bankruptcy with the IRS after them too>"I’ll bounce back"You won't. You're born loser. You will always be poor. There will be societal collapse. You will always be a slave. You will own nothing and you will be miserable.
>>60156260buy puts
>>60156260Buy bikes.
>>60155942I'll buy back in at SPY 350.
>>60156363I would beat the fuck out you cuck come at me they are literally just numbers. And I WILL write off 40k+ in debt while you pay your loans back like a good goy go eat bugs faggot
>>60156005i almost spilled my water kek
>>60156274MAGAt layoffs have already begun. 900 autobworkers were laid off last week because of the tarrifs. These union workers had reps at Trump's tarrif announcement on Wednesday even. https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/stellantis-says-will-temporarily-lay-off-900-us-workers-following-tariff-2025-04-03/Also 650 layoffs at Amana's appliance manufacturing plants in Iowa happened last week related to tariffs.https://cbs2iowa.com/news/local/in-tiny-amana-651-layoffs-test-iowas-unemployment-law>inb4 MAGAt cope posting intensifiesSeethe MAGAts. Seeeeeeeethe.
>>60155323>Let drumpf make the private sector and individuals poorer than vietnam factory workers so the government can take debt a few percents cheaper to spend it in their own pockets.
