Peaceful and calm edition :)>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60157107
>>60159870Ezy money, bitches
I CAN'T SLEEP. I'M DOWN 26% AND THE FUTURES ARE FUCKED
>Hang Seng -12%OOF
All in on SOXL: yes or no
green by the end of monday
Sorry small-cap bros but I'm going all in on TZA. Small-caps are going to get wiped out
The suffering of others is the only thing that brings any joy to my life. So I am feeling great tonight and hoping for the maximum amount of damages and loss possible.
Not sure if it's better to buy the dip on the index or to look for individual stocks.
Trump has fucking won.
buy
>>60159907WHY DO YOU HATE ME
>>60159919do a little of both and gain experience without too much exposure to either
This is the real thread
I didn't sellI am financially devastated
Good morningWhat are my Avanzabros buying/selling?
>>60159924>zimbabweIt's nothing.
>>60159924reel em in, boyswe got em
https://strawpoll.com/6QnMQDLN7nean hour until european markets open
>>60159943Relax it will recover somewhat. Give it time.
>>60159907Everyone else has to lose so i can make it.
>FDAX already crateringGoing to be a long day eurobros
>>60159870>>60159870alright, gonna repeat my posts here cause it generated interesting discussion in the last thread and still no one has replied to my standalone thread here - >>60159131Doordash is the only stock I still own. I cashed out my 401k a couple months ago after getting fired from my previous job (I was a low level corporate employee at Doordash).Because I was a low level corporate employee who was paid hourly instead of salary, I was NOT eligible for stock benefits as part of my compensation. Nevertheless, when I got hired in early 2023, I spent about 2k purchasing stock and bought some more over the year. My average buy price was $80 per share. The all time high was $240 per share, shortly after it went public at the end of the pandemic in 2021.Recently, Doordash finally achieved profitability status since launching in 2013. They were profitable in both Q3 and Q4 of 2024. As a result of this, the stock went up to over $210 after the most recent earnings report was released in February of this year. I almost sold but I was waiting for it to touch or surpass all time high.Since then, there has really only been good news for the company. They've announced more partnerships with Domino's, Dollar General, and of course the Klarna buy now/pay later deal that got significant media attention. They still have well over 50% of the entire delivery market in the US for food/grocery, and they've been expanding into new verticals for the past few years now with their own Dashmart convenience stores, partnering with brick and mortal retail shops for delivery, offering package delivery service, and more.Yet, despite that good news, the stock has taken a tumble with the wider market sentiments. It was dipped from $210 in February to $163 as of Friday April 4th. I understand the market works this way, but it is frustrating.
>3 years of gains gonethanks drumpf
>>60159943I didn't sell either, but I just buy and hold anyway. Sticking to the same strategy. Either it recovers or it doesn't and the economy is ruined anyway and I have bigger problems (like my business going under).
>>60159907Imagine a pension fund gets wiped out this week... countless teachers' and firefighters' retirements are ruined...
What are the financial implications of a 60% chance of a global recession?
>>60159968Regardless, I am here to ask for financial advice. I am not inclined to sell tomorrow, but I am considering setting a stop loss of sorts. What annoys me is that the business fundamentals are good, and Doordash should not be affected much by tariffs. Restaurants and grocery stores are not going to increase their prices due to tariffs on manufactured goods from China or wherever. To me, it seems like Doordash should be insulated heavily from the tariff policies, in contrast to say Amazon or Apple, who utterly depend on foreign manufacturing for their business model.Nevertheless, I'm up 100%, and I really don't want to hold this stock til I'm back to break even or at a loss. What does /biz/ think about stocks like Doordash/Uber/Lyft and other gig app stocks are service sector stocks and thus not directly affected by tariffs?
>democrats are pro wallstreeet nowWe won.
>>60159986A chance at starting over fresh
Someone rate my AI assistant's prediction of what would happen if ~40% tariffs were shit out by executive order:The U.S. imposing 40% tariffs globally—even on allies—would trigger immediate retaliation (e.g., EU/Canada/Japan targeting agriculture, tech), cutting exports and spiking inflation via import costs (electronics, autos +3–5% CPI). Multinationals (Apple, Ford) and retailers (Walmart) face earnings drops; S&P 500 could plunge ~15%. Short-term "winners" like steel/aluminum sectors gain little due to input-cost inflation. Medium-term, trade deficits persist (2018–2020 tariffs increased China deficit by $20B) as exports fall faster than imports. Supply chains fracture (auto/tech relocations to Vietnam/India lag, raising costs), while USD weakens 10–15% if allies diversify from dollar reserves. Long-term risks: stagflation (1970s-style inflation + stagnation), slowed innovation from deglobalization (WTO: -7% global GDP), and NATO erosion. Historically, Smoot-Hawley (1930) deepened the Depression via 66% trade collapse.You are here:>S&P 500 could plunge ~15%.>USD weakens 10–15% if allies diversify from dollar reserves.
>>60159986A recession would be if GDP drops for 2 quarters in a row.
when do we hit absolute fear?
>>60159986If you read the fine print, that 60% is with the assumption that tariffs get cancelled. It's predicted to be near-100% if they go through with them.
>>60160004Two more weeks.
>>60159998>A recession would be if GDP drops for 2 quarters in a row.Didn't that happen under the Biden administration in 2023-2024 but they just decided not to call it a recession for some reason? Can someone explain this more to me?
>>60159968>I understand the market works this waythen do not worry about it, and buy more if you think the company is solid. Even a great company can be driven out of business and shitty companies moon.
circuit breakers are gaylet it fall
>>60159988Sell if you think it's overvalued and hold it if you think it's undervalued.
BTC 60k waiting room
>>60160003NO!!
>>60160013Will not happen. See >>60159991
>>60159988>I really don't want to hold this stockwell? what are you asking for?
>>60159891$7, 80% in. Save 20% for TQQQ floor in case the Chinese figure out semi conductors.
>>60160011don't worry this time they will call it that
what do I do with this tsla put... I still didn't sell my put, like what needs to happen so I finally cash out? my indecision from friday didn't fuck me over, it doubled my money, but this can't be continuing right?
>>60160028democrats and republicans are both pro-wallstreeti dont see what that has to do with my statement either
so what meds are we all taking tonight?
yuro premarket is in, lads. its a blood bath
>>60160040>it's going to 0
>>60160011oh and that recession was transitoryjust like inflation was to jerome "I'm not retarded" powell that waited for a war to break out before he could be bothered to hike rates
>>60159968The revenue growth looks good, the PE does not. It’s actually atrocious. You are either early in the next big thing or in a dud. Nobody here has the power to tell you which.
>>60160047Cyanide
>>60160046Your statement: "The market will fail."The market will be bailed out as always.Just buy the dip.
i'm kinda scared bros. i've been interviewing for this corpo job and i have a feeling i'm about to get horribly crushed. i think i'll just quit my job and move back with my parents.
>>60160024wtf i thought satoshi nakomoto designed btc to be a store of value like digital gold??
https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/1909115526192025711Brutal
>>60160047Kratom and melatonin. I think I’ve made a huge mistake.
>>60160035If chinks figure out semi's, wont direxion just change the portfolio to include more chink shit?
>>60160067whatever you do dont call the hr lady a nigger
>>60160067>move back with my parentsrespect that you can, they will be dead soon enough and you will be on your own. Spend time with them.
>>60159924Wow, Zimbabwe, whatever that is
>goyz vietnam and zimbabwe are lifting up their tariffs on US imports!!>both countries barely import anything from the US, the latter of which doesn't even export anything to the US either?
I´m so fucking salty that only Amerifats can access this site and bet there. You can read the policies, the tax cuts are literally going to increase the deficit, it´s literally that simple! Only way the deficit actually gets smaller is if inflation gets so bad that all the debt gets paid off with USD worth less than toilet paper, but then my 2000 euro bet isn´t going to be a big deal in the bigger picture.https://kalshi.com/markets/kxdebtshrink/us-debt-shrink
>>60160064After all that inflation this one’s not as sure as it normally is. Especially as Chinese goods just got 50% more expensive.
>>60160012>then do not worry about it, and buy more if you think the company is solid. Even a great company can be driven out of business and shitty companies moon.>>60160018>Sell if you think it's overvalued and hold it if you think it's undervalued.This is what's hard. I definitely do not think Doordash is overvalued, at all, but I'm not sure I would say it is undervalued either, especially depending on how the wider economy goes. Whatever happens though, as a former internal employee, I know they are doing everything possible as a company to maximize profits. Outside the software engineers and high level execs, no one else working there even in corporate makes very much money, at all. I worked there for 3 years as a supply chain specialist and only made $22 per hour, and that was with 2 raises. The company finally turned a profit last year and I know they are absolutely determined to keep that going. They are still focused on growth of course but they're not spending wildly to grow like they were in 2020-2022. They're pretty methodical and conservative in their projections now, or at least they were when I left at the end of 2024. My only really confident assumption is that I think they will perform similarly to Alcohol and other "vice" based stocks. If things get bad, people will turn to fast food and food delivery just like they turn to alcohol and sex and drugs to cope with declining wages or economic instability.
>>60160093the corpo job i'm interviewing for is actually way closer to them which is why i really want/need it. i don't care about my gay ass faggot career, i just want to be with family in these last years
Trump advisor Peter Navarro:Vietnam is essentially a colony of Communist China. Vietnam, don't dump shrimp into our markets and put the good people of Louisiana out of work.
>>60160075>India >-3.8They actually think Trump will lift sanctions on them ?
lol
>BREAKING: President Trump says, "We have to solve our trade deficit ... Unless we solve that problem, I'm not going to make a deal."HAHAHAHAHHAAH
>>60160080Possible, but currently the US blocks all citizens (and allies) from buying Chinese chip manufactures. It’s the same as Russian stocks.
>>60160130oh it’s like over over
>>60160124source?
>>60160145https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-tariffs-market-crash-take-medicine-america-1235311613/
>>60160079not sure what kratom is but melatonin will make you tired
tempted to rope me desu my dudes
wallahi i'm finished
>>60160107i would vote no and win
>>60160154then search what kratom is, it's that simple
>>60160119Night gents, happy hunting tomorrow.
>EU in talks about a web tax targeting US tech giants, with AAPL and AMZN in the crosshairs.we just can't stop winning bobobros
>>60159924>Zimbabwe Bros we are winning so fucking much
>>60160124lmao L M F A O how long until trump's inner circle turns on him?
>>60160165that doesn't look safe
401k down 15k
>>60160111As long as TSLA stays over $100 everything is fine, chud.
>>60160057>The revenue growth looks good, the PE does not. It’s actually atrocious. You are either early in the next big thing or in a dud. Nobody here has the power to tell you which.DD has been around since 2013. I don't think it's the next big thing, but I do think that it is here to stay as a company. To be honest, if I had this in my 401k, or I was just planning to accumulate long term stocks and never sell until my retirement, I wouldn't be worried about this at all. Internally, as a former corporate employee I can say this (well, not legally since I signed an NDA when I took severance but fuck it), Doordash basically is gunning to be one the next big tech companies. Managerially, the model themselves after Amazon and their poach a lot of analysts and employees from Amazon corporate. Both are in delivery and logistics but in different ways. Obviously, Amazon isn't delivering food from restaurants or retail stores, but Doordash is. I think the long term bullish case for Doordash is autonomous delivery. If they can crack delivery by drone or self-driving car, then the stock will explode in value. This is because by far the greatest expense for Doordash is paying the Dashers who actually use their cars to deliver the food. If they can cut them out, even just partially, and utilize autonomous delivery vehicles, then I can easily see the stock going to over $1000 a share assuming a stable economy. But realistically that wouldn't happen for another 5-10 years
>>60160173never, he is surrounded by a bunch of brownnosing sycophants. the real question would be on congressional republicans' survival instincts kicking in given they actually will face voters again while trump won't. I guess Vance in theory could defect but hard to see the dude whose lips have been firmly on trumps cock for years flip flopping now
>>60160107ibkr has something like this now, and you can get ibkr in lots of countries
>>60160107I read the fine print, he only needs to reduce it once in 4 years or something like that. Sounds like he can pull off a stunt for 1 quarter and that would still count.
>>60160179it's the goto drug for people that don't want to do illegal drugs, kratom is not illegal in many countries
>>60160160dude, seriously? you want to become a meme?
>>60160075>>60160123Tariffs
>>60159996>AI assistant's predictionDidn't read. AI is only good for porn.
>>60160217>can use AI to create anything>creates this abomination
>>60160169>web taxYes please the most overvalued companies in the world
Other than NVDA, what's everyone slurping?
is $5000 into SQQQ at open a good call?
>>60160124It's funny how people still believe "insiders" despite it always just being made up dogshit for clicks lol. Like last week when there were "confirmed insiders" saying Trump was firing Elon and then the next day Trump basically said "Yeah nah that is retarded, we have him until the work is done."
How is europe stock doing?
>>60160124No refunds
>>60160217ai is not good for porn, ai is only good for ai voice shitposting
>>60160227Sell near closing on Friday, that's when the biggest earning calls go down.
>>60160234Milan opening in half an hour
>>60160234market open in half an hourhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEpJwprxDdk
>>60160234badly
Today I shall be rape
>>60160090
>>60160107>>60160207On second thought, that still sounds like a pretty good bet. Sucks that you have to wait 4 years though.
>>60160217>>60160251AI isn't good
>>60160173Critical mass after the tariffs go in to effect. You'll see some statements the day of. I think a lot of people are waiting until then to see if there are last minute delays or deferrals or talks. If Trump lets all this go in to effect unchanged the backlash will be quick.
>>60160207Its during the course of one quarter. There´s like 3 since 1966 where the debt went down. I guess they could go full Soviet and just pretend like DOGE cut 3 trillion or whatever.https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/GFDEBTN
>>60160199>face voters againas it stands i wouldnt be shocked if republicans win the midtermscult of personality and all that>>60160231things can sometimes be fake thank you for this revelationnever crossed my mind
>>60160234Bad on futures better then China and Japan but it's not like they are heavily reliant on export unlike China or Japan
>>60160258>defense stocksRecession will fuck with any Euro rearming plans especially since they are all so debt heavy
>>60160282>he says this while posting it believing it to be realKWARB.
>>60159870>European commissioner for Industrial Strategy Stephane Sejourne said the European Union's response to U.S. tarrifs should be "proportionate" and hoped bourbon will be dropped from a list of U.S. imports that could be slapped with additional tarrifs. >Sejourne also told France Inter radio on Monday that the EU had several cards up it's sleeve to put pressure on America, including "withdrawing U.S. companies from our European public markets."The Americans may get the Russian treatment
>>60160293Nah they will just accelerate the printer.
>>60160293>Euro rearming plansnigga pleez, they aint doin shit, its all talk.
>>60160306>"withdrawing U.S. companies from our European public markets."that's too far
>>60160306The French have been salivating for a US decoupling from the market for years. With the UK cucked and broken, Germany essentially has to broker with French industry to keep the EU afloat.
>>60160295you have managed to extrapolate my "lol" into a 100% undying faith in the veracity of a portion from a news articletruly you are a gifted mind reader
>>60160312They will throw money at the companies I agree it's mainly talk but they will not nearly order enough to justify the about capital about to be burned by the defense industry to upscale production >>60160309>Money printer They can but EU is not the most stable countries to do it outside of Germany, Nordic, and Poland
>>60160306This is bullshit but I hope it's real
>>60160306>EUs card is to commit suicideChina already rejected Euroshit.its why the German automotive industry is fucking dying as we speak
>>60160256>entire argument right now is "trump is going to negotiate better deals"holy bluepilled
>>60160264>Critical mass after the tariffs go in to effect. You'll see some statements the day of. I think a lot of people are waiting until then to see if there are last minute delays or deferrals or talks. If Trump lets all this go in to effect unchanged the backlash will be quick.The thing is that Trump really believes in tariffs and so does Vance apparently. But Trump has been talking about tariffs ever since the 1980s when we truly embraced "free trade" and started outsourcing the fuck out of our economy and importing shit from Japan and other countries. He was calling it out way back then, and he was right. Plus, Trump is serving his second term. He doesn't have to worry about being re-elected anymore. Remember all the baneposting from 2014, and how it led to Trump's election in 2016? He's crashing this plane with no survivors
>>60160322>thats too farYour dealing with girl boss extremists you would be wise to remember that I generally blame the EU decline on the fact women run it now
wow what an amazing day to wake up to
>>60160280The comments on the site seem to indicate that it's happened a lot more frequently than that. I'd have to examine it more closely before betting on that.
>>60160352Elon is a dude, dude.
>>60160206Not even going to look, you only get good value bets when a lot of emotional tards are involved. This is why Carnney-Poilievre odds on Polymarket were 50-50 while polls showed 99% that LPC, shit was free money.
>>60159924let us know when it's another one of these guysvietnam is number 6 btw and they are ready to dealhttps://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/10-countries-we-import-from-the-most-china-is-only-no-2/ss-AA1ANgC9?cvid=657eb061e91647d0dba9c85141602be4&ei=23#image=7>>60160003great! they are number 5 on the list>>60159988im not amarketing geniusthose are luxury services and will suffer under these conditionseither short the stock or remain in cash until these storms are over
>>60160372>ElonDidn't mention him I hate the EU for being stupid
>>60160306>Euros would rather commit suicide than pay their fair shareyou love to see it
>>60160330>go to /x/ alien thread>post cartoonishly fake image of an alien>fuck off retard we are talking about aliens>lol you really thought i was posting it implying it was fake?Kys.
I started buying SOXL for the first time in my life. Few years ago, I used to come here and joke that it's going down to $3.50 and now here I am with few dozen shiny SOXLs. I can't wait until it goes down to $3.50 so that I can go all in. wagmi.
>>60160382drumpf has already said no deals
>>60160415It's Americans that are doing that
STOP IT'S ALREADY DEAD
>>60160359Hmm, true, shit its more like 90% I guess.
>>60160382>vietnam is number 6 btw and they are ready to dealnope
>>60160349I think this characterization of the president as being untouchable just because he's in his second term is all wrong. POTUS is not all powerful, he is beholden to his party and to the government. There will be an internal counter to this. The lack of statements to that effect indicate to me they are trying to keep it as quiet as possible before it's put in to effect.
S&P is like 23% down since I bought it.based.
>>60160445>>60160453perhaps japan will be more sincere in their negotiations
>>60160415>pay their fare share Yes Anon I wonder what Germany and France need so badly from America
>>60160464win some lose some my lad
>>60160429i didnt imply it being real or fakeits funny if realthats allcalm down.
>>60160453>Just kill your economy for usLmao
>>60160463They would have done something sooner if that were the case
>>60160500bullshit
>>60160471nope to everyone >>60160025
i know it's late in the americas, but anyone keeping an eye on market opens in europe? any germans around?
>>60160453Is this Navarro guy profoundly retarded or just evil?
>>60160471how can you be sincere in negotiating with a lunatic that wants something with no basis in reality?
>>60160525trump said it toohttps://x.com/i/status/1909038394421981447
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60160453>trade strategy sounds like the ravings of a schizophrenicbullish
>>60160471>more sincere FUCK YOU NIGGER this is like dealing with jews huh >"I spoke to a lot of leaders -- European, Asian, from all over the world. They are dying to make a deal, but I said 'we're not gonna have deficits with your country' ... to me a deficit is a loss. We're gonna have surpluses or at worst we're gonna be breaking even."
>>60160512So he wants a protection racket?>You've got a nice economy here, see? Would be a real shame if someone crashed it with tariffs, capiche?
>>60160464It's just numbers on a screen. Change the color scheme if you can.
>>60160340so classic eu. idk why they hate europeans so much and why theres so much unelected old women deciding things
>tfw VWRL
>>60160525He's retarded just read his Wikipedia page and his shit on trade absolutely schizo shit on >China>Trade in general I assume he's a fucking Jucheist
>>60160586China sucks, dude. Sorry you're just finding out about it.
>>60160025wtf is the US gonna import from Zimbabwe? this moron is a real moron
I have a BEAR cert on Apple, Nvidia, and Amazon. Also have a short on Tesla and META.Give it to me straight doc.
Bill Ackman completely panicking and striking out....he's also literally begging Trump to delay the tariffs. hilarious!
>>60160616He's scared... After all these months of Trump ass-kissing, he realised the orange man isn't playing 4D traits and was just retarded the whole time
>nvidia down 11% in some euro exchangesfucking lol
What's this on the happening scale?
>>60160616Kek
>>60160651easily 2008 levels of happening at this point
Jim Cramer: don't panic https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/06/jim-cramer-on-sundays-stock-futures-sell-off-im-not-going-to-panic-.html
>>60160616bill ackman (zionist jew) wants war with iran. the manufacturing of consent required of that entails a bad economy. how else will amerilards want to die?>think dot com bubble 2001 into 2003
>>60160666so we should panicgot it
>>60160666bearish
>>60160666>666>jim cramer says don't panicoh fuck
>>60160463>POTUS is not all powerful, he is beholden to his party and to the government. There will be an internal counter to this. The lack of statements to that effect indicate to me they are trying to keep it as quiet as possible before it's put in to effect.We have a lame duck Congress. Has Trump even asked them to pass any meaningful legislation so far? No, not really. Representatives and Senators have largely abdicated their constitutional responsibilities over the years. They're happy to show up, get a fatty paycheck, get insider trading info, get on some committees, and then rant and rave for media attention while they take more money from lobbyists and foreign actors. They don't fucking care and they haven't cared in decades. Trump understands this, that's why he's doing everything by executive order and not listening to judges. There aren't enough Democrats in Congress to stop him from doing anything. And Trump himself is far more popular with the Republican base than any Senator or Congressman. Any Republican who stands up against Trump will be primaried by a more Trumpian candidate. Americans literally stormed the Capitol and risked insurrection and civil war cause they thought the election was rigged against Trump. Is there any other political figure in the past 50 years that you think anyone on either side would do that for besides Trump? That's the power he hasIf Trump's successful, and Republicans do nothing to oppose him, then those Republicans will be rewarded by constituents for helping Trump, and they'll get re-elected. If they attempt to oppose Trump, they'll likely lose no matter what. Either Trump will still be successful, and they'll look like beta faggots, or Trump will fail in his efforts, but then those who stood against him will be blamed for slowing things down and contributing to the failure, and they'll still probably be primaried by an America First style candidate. The only winning move for Congressmen right now is not to play
At what time do the NY exchange opens?
2 minutes
>>60160666ah fuck
>>60160694Until vvhat? It's 3 AM Northeast time.
BREAKING: Chinese government has started conducting “stock market stabilizing operations”
>>601606904 18 am
>>60160666We're so fucked
its time
Did y´all know that in Japan red means line up and green means line down? Weird af, in the Occident red being bad as the colour of blood and aggression is so obvious, while green symbolizes the grass and trees - growth.
>>60160688>Americans literally stormed the Capitol and risked insurrection and civil warThat'll do, bud. I'm going to bed.
It's ogre
Bro crashed the world economy for fun.
it's openhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEpJwprxDdk&ab_channel=BloombergTelevision
finna
>>60160718https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEpJwprxDdk
>>60160688He is literally out of his mind. I seriously think he is mentally unwell.
The market opens at 9:30am
>>60160728>7
YUROS OPENDUMP EVERYTHING
>>60160737>Europe stocks>nothingburgerwagmi
DAX down 8%
So many people are actually probably unironically going to kill themselves/spiral into depression because of thisdamn
>>60160604The issue 9s he aledges they a currency manipulator
>>60160770it's fucking 7 percent
>>60160770eeeh i wanted to hear more about the margin calls which they were talking about
RHEINMETALLL PLUNGED 25% AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY MONEY
WTF RHEINMETALL IS DOWN
>>60160779Only the weak will fail
I'm dropping my entire cash stack on VIX puts and SVXY at about 3:30PM
>>60160779hopefully magaloids>my captcha
Sweden down more than 8%
>>60160799based
>>60160728holy fuck
i bought a medium satori koimeji fumo (roughtly $150) how fucked am i.
france hit the circuit breaker
>>60160817god save the french
STOP SELLING
>>60160815It's even worse now
At what point does the entire world declare war on the USA? This is economic warfare, it's terrorism
>>60160835>8%HOLY FUCK
>>60160835another 1.5% down in 6 minutes, at this rate we are AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>60160835I mean think about it logically, in what company would you invest right now? The same will happen to the us indexes btw
>>60160666>Jim Cramer: don't panicthe market is cursed now
>>60160835>>60160847What's the Europe equivalent of SOXL? ASML+ARM options?
Total stock market death
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We need to put /pol/niggers in camps
>>60160835
My dad has a pension that die to mature next year and it's mostly in stocks. FurrrkOn the plus side, he said if it went to zero, it wouldn't make any difference to his life as my parents retired 9 years ago, have a house, no mortgage, no debt and about 100k in the bank and between them 40k pension income. Just sucks a bit I guess. Boomers though init
>>60160887>1PBTID
>>60160872you don'tits a fucking falling knife right now bro
slurpers are trying to slurp but the load is too big
>>60160905Yeah that's my point
It's going to be an actual bloodbath tomorrow isn't it. I can't fucking sleep and I need to be up in 6 hours.
>>60160916->/mlp/
>>60160904We'll put your children in them too
>>60159943For now
>>60160916They're all pozzed up
>>60160835This is great why be upset you can buy things you want cheaper
Wanne buy indra sistemas
BOBOGODS KEEP WINNINGBLACKEST NIGGEREST MONDAY POSSIBLE
>>60160887True
Can't decide if I should hold and short or sell and short even more.
Brehs, we made it to wikipediahttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_stock_market_crash
One of my eu stocks just hit a breakerGreat start
I slurped friday before closing because I thought it was the bottom...
would you a kriti gupta?isnt she confusing? she looks black but has an indian name. maybe shes like kamala harris
>>60160722US political colours are reversed to what the U.K. ones are tooHere red is for commie everything should be free types, and blue is the conservative side
>>60161006Why does she look like monke?
RHM hit a breaker now
>>60160997Just keep slurping the dip anon, you'll get there eventually
Feeling nice and comfy
this shit is fucked
>>60161013idunno but i would totally smooch i think shes cute
>>60161015GIVE WAR A CHANCE
>>60160816PLEASE RESPOND
he warned you, but you didn't listen
lower, drive it lower
i will never forgive these stupid MIGAniggers and their orange jew
GERMAN STOCKS DOWN 10%FRENCH STOCKS DOWN 6.5%UK STOCKS DOWN 6%
>forgot to turn off autoinvest for today
This may be worse than 2008 already
>Euro holders comfyA good day.
Take your medicine like a man
I see the S&P reached jan 2024 levels. Makes me wonder how much I've grown as a person since then.
Somebody knew
>>60161048holy shit Bear Stearns just flew over my house!
>>60161061I've regressed significantly
>>60161050Yes it's massively bullish. It was oversold earlier when I was trading it.
>>60161071>my house!not for much longer
>>60161071its my house now
>>60161043Good opportunity to buy, is amazing really such a little bitch or are yall just pretending?
The VIX is at 60 lmao
>>60161080>>60161085I will raise my children as Maoists.
>>60161094I love my puts so much
>VIX at 60
maybe time to post some porn and jerk off to calm down
All in on SOXL puts
>>60161094VIXchads eating good today.
can you buy vix
>>60160293>Euro rearming plansyou were saying.....
>>60161131gapejak would never do this>>60160816SOMEONE PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS POST I NEED TO KNOW
>>60161156my wife remilia is so cute
>>60161126
my anus is prolapsing
>>60161156sexo
>>60160816nigger
BREAKING: German stocks down 10%French stocks down 6.5%UK stocks down 6%
I need doom and gloom angry music for my Trump crash playlist, gibs recommendations /biz/https://youtube.com/watch?v=0zYqo9GNjTU&t 105s
>>60161181>Germany down 10REST IN PEACE EU
>>60161181>BREAKINGfuck off with this, please
>>60161181>germanyIt's actually fucking over
>>60161161>>60161173please answer my questiln i accidentally bought a 150 dollar satori koimeji fumo how screwed am i
I CAN'T PUT DOWN THE CUPI CAN'T PUT DOWN THE CUPI CAN'T PUT DOWN THE CUPI CAN'T PUT DOWN THE CUP
>>60161185https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=orHQJBVH9gk
>>60161209jailimmediately
I think I'm done here. I'm moving to /pmg/. Enjoy losing, cunts.
Why is no one stopping this? People will start dying of starvation in under 30 days. Why are we doing this to ourselves?
>>60161181all money fleeing into US treasuries kek
>>60160183I'm only down 200k since january, max it out anon
>>60161219>Not longing NEMNGMI
>Leonardo -23%>Friday was -12%Jesus Christ. I wouldn't want to be a EU defense holder right now.
>>60161221>US treasuresaiesTrump is going to get his rate cut isn't he
>>60161220>people eat digital stocks
>>60161181Dax is down only 7% now,
>>60161221The eurodollar begs to differ
>>60161197Do you prefer?>[SAD NEWS]
indra opening -20%
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60161238>as early as MayNot until we’re deep at the bottom
>>60161209it's over
Why do the euro defense stocks get hit so hard? I'm not up on that sector. Doesn't the prospect of increased non-US defense spending help?
>>60161238Don't tell them.
two more weeks and it'll recover! two more weeks!
>>60161216it's over
Over it is.
>>60161258We are in the middle of a market crash driven by complete fear. Everything is going to tank regardless of rationality.
>>60161258Crazy growth recently
>>60161258The honest answer is that after all the announcements they just pumped too much.
>Crash the global economy to get what he wantsHonestly, Trump is probably the most ruthless dealmaker to ever existThis is completely psychotic levels of soullessness to get the deal done
>>60161258maybe people selling their bags getting cheapies elsewhere
>>60161298he just wants to golf bro
>I didn’t pull out my portfolio in time>potential high 6 figure lossHow much does a shotgun and 1 round of buckshot cost
>>60161258Pumped too hard over focus on military spending, new money tends to get flushed out first.
>>60161234>He bought EU defense stocks with a chance of a recession If you buy Euro Defense stocks with even a chance of a recession mind EU growth has been sluggish you were stupid the last recession at least had a non debt burden Europe vs now and that still ended with the infamous defense cuts like the French white paper which killed their second aircraft carrier
>>60161298The thing he wants is why the marketing is crashing
everyone here will buy my bags right?
>>60161298there is no deal retard
If congress doesn't intervene now america is never gonna truly recover from this and no one will take americans seriously ever again
>>60161298I mean I would say the Israeli's and Russians are up there since if they can they will bomb you
Who will blink first China or USA?
how much on SP500 open bros, will we hit the first breaker?
>>60161342>again
nah i dont think someone like Trump is clueless about what he's doingbut this requires no soul
>>60161345Neither. Stare-down until they both die.
>>60161258People getting margin called and needing liquidity
>>60161349First?Lol
Pre-market should be blood red right?
>>60161345USA, but Congress is really dragging its feet on revoking the Emergency Powers Act for Trump
>>60161345Probably China but will see how US Markets do first. Loss of money does stuff to people especially if its the head guy who does it.
>>60161376BASED
>>60161342>Expecting congress to actCurrently some women are holding up the shithole also Rs rather let this play out because their R constituents will vote them out so either they let this play out and actually maybe hold their seat or be removed to be replaced by another yes man
At least United Statians can't be dumb enough to keep voting for MAGA, this must be the end of that political movement, right?
who /cashgang/ here
>>60161387The house will never agree. You think they'll even allow a vote?
>>60161398never underestimate a rural fentanoid's retardation
>>60161407>putting all egs into only one basketNGMI, srsly
>>60161345China but that's only if you negotiate they will fuck off as soon as you remove the 34 percent but they won't cuck on their standard tariff rate since some of it is responses to US sanctions or trade policy
>>60161398MAGA was done for various reasons, more than just the market. Now concentrate on the market instead of trying to get off topic.
I better get some sleep. Good luck bros, see you tomorrow
Can you hear the music?
>>60161298There isn't going to be any deal, Trump is a retard, he wants America to become and export and manufacturing economy basically over night.
>>60161298there is no endgamehes crashing it with no survivors
>>60161454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg
>MAGA was done for various reasons, more than just the market. Now concentrate on the market instead of trying to get off topic.
They say 'Freak'When you're singled outThe redWell, it filters throughSo lay down, the threat is realWhen his sight goes red again[Chorus]So lay down, the threat is realWhen his sight goes red againSo lay down, the threat is realWhen his sight goes red again[Post-Chorus]Seeing red again, seeing red againSeeing red again, seeing red againSeeing red again, seeing red againSeeing red again, seeing red!
Gonna be a pleasure working with you guys in the sweatshop
>>60161342>no one will take americans seriously ever againthey voted in a literal retard a second time because they trusted the word of joe rogan and tiktokker #17285 why should americans be taken seriously?
it really is going to 0
>>60161478>he's american
wow justetf is lagging bigly, and so is my broker
>>60161447yea bro those 10 transgender bathrooms really fucked us up frfr
>>60161478Sorry we are not hiring currently.
When do we stop winning?
>>60161398>MAGA gets what they voted for>Surely this will end them!fuck you libtards sure are stupid
>>60161345China is going to be reduced to civil war and cannibalism.
>>60161538I doubt MAGAtards even knew what they voted for
>>60161398Not going to vote D until they denounce DEI and sanctuary cities. Brown retards like you all over the internet make me want to canvas in support of Republicans.
subhumans on cope control about their e-daddy
>>60161551ya bro trump never once talked about tariffs before this
>>60161556no one cares who you vote for rural magaloid pillbilly
>>60161556>>60161538republicans won’t win again for another 30 years after all this is finished
>>60161398Dont you get it? Sleepy Joe gave Trump a pile of shit before he left the oval office
>>60161566Sure he did but do they know what tariffs even are?
>>60161478Working? No thanks. I’m gonna live in the woods and eat squirrels and the corpses of people who freeze to death
>>60161398this will probably dissolve it as a hole, or at least drastically reduce sentiment>>60161447this, go to /pol/ if you want to talk about shit that really doesn't matter rn>>60161407based and on-the-sidelines-but-ready-to-pounce-pilled
>>60161583Everything is always somebody else's fault lol
>>60161569>>60161573Brown cope
>>60160776fake and gay pump attempt in progress
>just buy the dip, bro
>>60161608whole*i'll probably get shit for that one, but dgaf
8 minutes till pre market opens. Buy your shorts at open and close them at market open.
How long before Drumpf taps out and cancels the tariffs?
>>60161628even if he does, it's too late
How do people just shameless lie everyday.All the trump folks on TV straight up lying without being fact checked and pretending everything is okay. How do I become this shameless?
>>60161628
>>60161628he'll wait for me to buy the dip first
>>60161633This damage is done I think the world enters a recession
>>60161628there is no recovering
>>60161587Do you?
>>60161628Day late and a dollar short nigga. Asia and Europe already nuked. We’re nuking too.
>>60161619anyone buying the dip at open is a fucking mouth breatherdirection will change eventually, but the us market open will be hit the hardest after all of this dogshit opensit's suicide and you're buying into a 2-5 year time horizon to make your money back, and that's assuming there's some level of interventionwe're not even close to bottom yet, -5% is an extremely conservative estimate
>>60161165this creature will slaughter your gains harder than trump
>>60161660imagine if it drops 15%I'll fucking cum
>>60161664gains are made to be spent on such creatures
Eurofag here. Can I still buy a short on the US? Unironically it's priced with your futures, meaning nowhere as bad as what your opening will be
>>60161678>-15Unironcally don't see it happening unless stocks open at -10 I see -10 being the maximum also have to keep in mind Trump or one his goons may make cause a dead cat bounce moment
>>60161619>Just buy my bags bro
>>60161678my stuff was in unleveraged crypto, i got out before btc completely shit the bed over the weekendi'm looking for something to enter on, but didn't have any puts anywheregodspeed if you did, the movement regardless is going to be vaporizing
lmao it's been like 4 year since I've posted here, but looking at the markets right now is just too funny
>>60161692Pre-market opens literally now. If you think it will be bad then you can buy now.
>>60161703yes, but I was a pussy and only got a single 515 put>>60161695I feel like the breaker tripping will be psychological
why are they pumping dax so hard
>>60161695largely agreedi have a clean pair of pants on standby if there's an immediate -10 open though, just in case
>>60161731Start of the bullrun
kek I see why market was crashing overnight, he is doubling down on tariffs
>>60161707thanks for reminding me to get some spxs
>>60161707aha ahahaa
>>60161739>Start of the bullrunoooooooooh yeah
>>60161650It's not that bad, European markets are just back where they were when he was elected. The spike over the last couple of months was the anomaly
>>60161746>tens of billions of dollars into the us
>Fox can no longer ignore the nuclear grade fallout and actually has the market as the headlineHoly GRIM
>>60161746these can't ALL be movements off of tweetssomething deeper is breakingyeah, the tariffs were a catalyst, but there's something else bucklingi'm too much of an unconnected retard to know though>>60161758avert your eyes, lest they melt out of your sockets
>>60161746he’s actually so retarded it’s incredible he thinks a trade deficit is bad because of the word deficit
They laughed at us when we told them the CAPE ratio was too high, bobros. They said fundamentals don't matter anymore and PE ratios are meaningless. Today they will learn.
Surely this was the bottom
>>60161782Well duh this is just getting retarded Trump donor literally said he would rather have Berine instead of this socialism
>>60161782Now MAGAboomers will finally know they were getting liquidated. Second leg coming, they didn't even know yet what was happening.
Bros the VIX is literally higher than the peak of covid selloffs LMFAO
>>60159870>Taznia +0.06 at openingAlso>Paris halts trading
tell me honestly, is it worth shorting anything right now? I was gonna do n100, but it seems to be recovering? fuck, am i late for the bear party?
>>60161824no sign of slowing down either
Why is the Serbian stock market green??
>>60161785But I enjoy watching whales prepare to feed..
>>60161791>CAPElol>>60161770>6 months of gains evaporated literally overnight>>60161824wait until the svix fags come out of the woodwork and enter too early and get their asses charred
>>60161845Serbia is the "totally not russia but actually is russia" and trump is a russian shill
>>60161835Short MSTR. They BTC holding is worth less than their marketcap and BTC is going to 60k correlating with a decline in MSTR valuation
>>60161791>buying valuestocks because the will go upHoly kek bobos never learn.
>>60161824trump literally wants to deglobalise the entire economy this is literally a bigger crash than Covid
>SOXL KEKS
>>60161785nah tariffs alone will tank the economy, him invading iran would have less of an effectthis is genuine and I mean GENUINE insanity
>that pump on RHM
Elmo has a plan https://abc7chicago.com/post/doge-news-today-elon-musks-agency-expected-implement-dhs-cuts-us-secret-service-layoffs-possible/16134585/
>>60161833>>Paris halts tradingus burgers are just in a waiting room at this point
>>60161767surely tomorrow has to be green!
>Tfw your limit order got ignored:(
>>60161885>it's going to zeroGrim.
>>60161888this is the perfect cover to attack iran, the market is already fucked
>>60161888fair enough
>>60161899>Including secret service Congress will finally do something now never touch their guards >ICE may get cutSo those deportations I gather aren't happening so MIGApeds literally have nothing anymore
>>60161884Unironically the play is to buy commodities such as lumber, wheat and cotton
>>60161899>need customs to enforce tariffs>current customs are already incapable of doing this>cut customs further
The entertainment value from this is worth the loss. I'm eagerly awaiting the complete and total meltdown of MAGAfags as their cost of living increases and they look for someone to blame. Genuinely can't wait to see how it unfolds. It's like being in a zoo and looking at the animals.
>>60161927/cmmg/ is kill.And rightly so.
worst 3 day run in market history?yes, i'll be buying
Serbia and Russia unaffected because they reduced dependence on the U.S. shit hole long in advance both for exports or imports. Make deals with the devil and, no surprise, you get burnt.
what is up with futures crabbing
>>60161948Chirst, I thought it's been months since the tariffs.
>>60161955russia has already lost like 60% of their market and has 20% inflation so they're kinda already cucked
>>60161957bankers desperately trying to pump
>>60161955Russia is totally FUBAR if oil continues to crater
>opening to -3%shit.
>>60161966Uh kind of seems they like they've found buyers in Asia but that seems like of fucked now but so is everyone
I should buy some popcorn at the store before it becomes ridiculously unaffordable.
If the russian pedoration collapses and Putin is strung up in a lamp post all this was worth it
at this rate we will close green
>>60162012Not a chance, going to plummet again on US opening.
Happy to see smg this active again. Thank you mr. president
>>60162038If trump makes any sort of signal tariffs are going away or even being lessened we will moon
BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER
>>60162012because of what good news?
>>60162012get your head out of your assus open will be the second leg literally everywhere
>VIX
does orange man have an orange plan
>>60161955Russia is completely FUCKED economically and now oil is crashing. If there's a silver lining its that Russians won't capitalize on US fucking itself over because they have it worse rn.
>>60161880are you the same anon that said it was going sub 100 fast? are you doing puts?
>>60162062because the mms just wont allow there to be too many red days
JUST IN: Hong Kong's stock market closes down 13.2%, the biggest one-day drop since 1997.America's proxies collapsing in real time.
>tesla down 8% in premarket
>>60160835>>60160951kek
BUDDY!We told you not to get involved with that
>>60162073It's like a reverse cat dick.
>>60162050good chance he cucks up when people are on the streets and his jew buddies are seething
So, why are they propping up the futures that way? Can't they see it's fucking obvious?
>>60162084>the market is backstopped by cryptids, aliens, and free masons
>>60161986No, not really. Russia has a full spectrum of natural resources from diamonds to lumber and titanium. Oil is just one of them. I think I did the calculations once and low oil prices would at most put a 15% to 20% hole in their budget which could be closed by other means. Painful but not FUBAR. Plus we will see China reduce Russia's economic isolation and shift to higher import dependence from Russia as a result of these tariffs.
>>60162103slurpers trying to rugpull shorters
>>60162062because fuck yeah america
>>60162093cat dick barbs are tiny and not sharpthey feel like sandpaper, like their tongues but not as rough
>>60161746hows nintendo stock doing right now????
>>60162118you ever have your cat lick your dick? it def dont feel good
>>60162111They need every penny they can get to keep their war machine going
Bloomberg reported traders now expect 5 rate cuts this year. Maybe this caused the pumo?
>>60162103>what is intradayunless there's a massive swing back up, you can't just attribute it to noise until the east coast wakes up
>>60162083I short shares but you will need a margin account. The problem with puts is there could be a relief rally anytime and puts could expire worthless, also IV will be high making options expensive to buy
>>60162136i've licked his
>>60162087Musk going absolutely radio silent after several months of running his mouth is fucking hilarious, his ass is going to get margin called.
>>60162050Every time it looks like he's doing 4D chess, he does something that completely fucks it up.10% tariffs on the UK (who was acting as the good cop) and insane tariffs on tiny nations that have a very specific, important export industry show he doesn't know what he's doing.
>>60162150can*ffs
>>60162111>Germany -10If they get desperate enough Europe will join in as well
>>60162087you know its over when even their biggest shill starts agreeing that things aren't looking so good
>>60162151To expand on it more.Short sharesBuy calls as hedge for the shorted shares
>>60162145Lmao, any link? They're delusional
>>60162137Well, they'll find pennies elsewhere if they have to. China is going to cut the U.S. out from its economic calculus and Russia will be the first candidate for import substitution and expanding economic ties. We will begin to see a direct trade in semiconductors between the two, building of foundries in Russia, and what would be best for Russia would be direct Chinese military sales and supply to it which would win Ukraine very quickly. If China took up production of Geran drones, we would see swarms of 20,000 launched on Ukraine every night.
>>60162108yeah thats why we will be back to ath very soon
>>60162161What I dont understand is how nobody is screaming in his ear. He is truly accountable to nobody right now. This is terrifying. Shorts laughing about their huge amount of money they made are going to be pissed when they see 30% of it go up in smoke with the ensuing inflation and dollar devaluation. This is not good for anyone in the entire world. It's insane.
>>60162155tesla needs to drop to like $130 for him to get margin called, its not gonna happen
>>60162085>china is america's proxy?
haha tsla started 4am at 218
>>60162184China doesn’t want to bail out retard Putin just like how Putin didn’t want to bail out retard Assad oil cratering will force Putin to stop the war, once the war stops their economy implodes
>>60162184Bro russia is a fucking gas station china cannot rely on them for anything. I think their entire stock market is worth less than a trillion
>>60162145Surely they should be raising rates to try and head off a huge inflation spike?
>>60162176https://www.bloomberg.com/news/live-blog/2025-04-06/markets-react-to-us-tariffs-china-retaliation?srnd=homepage-europe
>>60162175or just buy a 3x bear etf and don't worry about margin callsmuch safer
>>60162184Russia's interest rate is 21% right now, they are just barely holding their shit together
>Look, folks, I’m telling you — we’re gonna eat the bugs, and we’re gonna love it. We have the best bugs. Tremendous bugs. Some people are saying they might be the bestest bugs in the world — nobody’s ever seen bugs like this before, believe me. Crunchy, protein-packed, very classy bugs. Other countries? They wish they had bugs like ours. But we’ve got ’em. We’ve got all the bugs. And guess what? You’re gonna be happy. So happy. Maybe the happiest you’ve ever been. People are gonna say, ‘Sir, thank you for these beautiful bugs.’ It’s true.
>>60162228>delusional bulls predicting lowered rates>they will actually get 25% rates
>>60162210rates will go up, yes
>>60162145RATE CUTS? Don't talk about, RATE CUTS? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>60162235>billions of millions of bugs, best bugs in the world, maybe ever
>>60162187Maybe he just genuinely wants to kill globalisation (seems unlikely), universal tariffs, especially the way they're calculated are just insane. EU, China and drug countries at least had logic (which is why the market showed signs of recovery before the current insanity).
if nasdACK doesn't dump 10% today this is a fucking nothing burger
HELLO MOSSAD I HEARD TRUMP IS GOING TO PUT AN AMERICAN BASE IN GAZA AND HELP PALESTINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3AS6gbgCs8
>>60162251the only problem is the admin calming things downif they keep shitting the bed like this it's guaranteed
>>60162197whoa tsla is bouncing back hard though...
>>60162237>about to buy a house>savings take a hit>mortgage prices will almost certainly rocketI guess the housing market taking a hit could work out in my favour given the house I'm selling will be one of the cheapest family homes in my town as it is so it'll be squeezed less.
>>60162250One country can't kill globalization. Even with tariffs the world will continue to globalize, just with US excluded.
>>60162251Nasdaq is going to get the nuke compared to the other markets
>>60162268elon needs to be margin called it will be hilarious
>>60162210obviously, but again, buying into open when there's been zero new info is stupidfed minutes will be watched by millions on wedeveryone knows rates will be cut and are starting to price that in, how much and when is what everyone actually gives a shit about rn
>>60162253>Mr. Trump your pager is beeping>Pager? I dont have a pa
>>60162285>rates will be cut LOL
NO CUTSCUTS BANNED
>>60162278Nah, protectionism will have to kick in.Look at china flooding the EV market, it's killing the EU motor manufacturers. With the US out of the picture, it'll be even more important to avoid that happening in other industries.
Where's the new bread
mumu is about to become ground beef
>>60162268Wonder how Tesla will survive the nuke when the gates open
>SOXL at $7 (seven) US Dollars
>>60162184>what would be best for Russia would be direct Chinese military sales and supply to it which would win Ukraine very quickly.I'm not sure why you would think that, the Russia has held a theoretically decisive materiel advantage over Ukraine since the start of the war and it hasn't helped them any, more materiel will extend the duration of the war, but it wont change the outcome
3 hours 45 minutes until markets commit suicide
>>60162298Sorry, can't afford one
>>60162213Thanks anon
Im so desensitized to seeing - 7% daily on major stocks kekI got serious about investing since trump inauguration, only seen red since that point
>>60162315Equipment stockpiles are genuinely near critical levels. If the war continues at the current rate they will be out of almost everything by the years end, leaving just what they have in their army and the little they can build
>>60162291what, exactly, are their options?you'll see derisking and asset dumps onto the fed within 3 months, or you'll see further escalation of an already bad situation and nuclear austerity, and you're seriously betting the latter?
>>60162369don't worry, if you keep DCA then you will come out fine in a couple of yearsa dump at the start of investing is actually the best possible outcome, it means your first and oldest shares will have the lower cost basis possible
>>60162374Tariffs will cause inflation to skyrocket, you can cut rates if you want hyperinflation lol
>>60162383>>60162383>>60162383Baker's here
>>60162374You option is literally Turkey. Let's enjoy 90% yearly inflation, I guess.
>>60162235unironically this would work
>>60161407Me for once…just wondering where to put it.