Serious question: how is the average american going to recover from this?
>>60160490Looks like Timmy is going to need some roommates
a person named mike karl doesn't deserve good things to happen to them anyway
>>60160490Kinda makes me glad my nw is only 50k. I’m gonna take this experience as a lesson tho and be more conservative in my Roth IRA and brokerage in the future though
>>60160490Recover?
>>60160534LOL
>>60160490gotta wait it out. he seems relatively young. boomers gonna get rekt tho
>>60160534Karl in general. I heard Jobst lost his defamation lawsuit kek and is about to paying that cheater fat stacks.
>>60160490Those are rookie numbers. If you think that's bad you might as well bust out the rope now because we're all in for a world of pain and it's not stopping any time soon.
>>60160490He should sell everything now before it gets worse!
The markets haven't dropped by that much (yet), so I'm wondering what this retard was even investing in. Probably some high risk stocks from India or whatever lol.
>>60160490We are gonna GET RAPED so much you may even get tired of GETTING RAPED. And you'll say "Please! Please! It's too much RAPE we can't take it any more! Mr President, it's too much!" And I'll say "No it isn't! We have to keep GETTING RAPED! We have to GET RAPED more! We're gonna GET RAPED so much more!"
>>60160807You're joking right? Japan hit the circuit breaker today. Taiwan hit the circuit breaker today. China hit the circuit breaker today. They're dropping exponentially more. None the less this is history happening in real time.
>>60160807Oh and Europe stock market is dropping exponentially. Their circuit breaker is about to go off as well. The entire global economy is fucked.
>>60160843That screenshot is from Friday and his balance was down by 40% already lol. Definitely some high risk shitcoin-tier jeetscam he fell for.
>>60160898Still rookie numbers. It's the entire global economy falling into a tariff related great depression just like what happened in 1929.
>>60160490I'm not retiring for 40-50 years, so it just means I get more shares and coins every pay period for the same money invested.If I was already retired and had to sell off shares weekly instead of living off the revenue it would suck though. those guys have SS though which I won't when I am old, so they will be fine.
Goldbugs won
All the moneys of average americans are flowing into hedge funds, the only managed product allowed to short the market, $1M minimum investment deposit.
They will sleep comfortably in their pod after their 16 hour shift at the Nike sweatshop knowing they have owned:The libs.The europoors.The Canadians.The Mexicans.The Chinese.
>>60160490Imagine worrying over a 401K when you're going to be hit with extra fees unless you wait 30 years anyways
>>60160490The average American doesn't own stocks or anything close to 122,000 in the bank. Most don't even have 2000
>>60160490-40% in 3 months what did he buy TSLA kek
>>60164717>Currently, 62% of Americans own stocks, reaching a 20-year high. Breaking it down further, 87% of upper-income Americans own stocks, followed by 65% of middle-income Americans,
>>60160534>Karl Marx>Karl MikeVery subtle
>>60160490Its not. This is the end.>t. /his/
>>60160490I don't know, maybe stop being total faggots? It's not that bad.
recover.... after the next 8 years Trump
>>60164717like 50% of americans hold stocks in their 401k. americans who are taking steps toward a tolerable retirement all have a 401k.
Normies should go ahead and liquidate. They are not built for this game. Don't worry, I'll buy your bags.
>I put money into the slot machine and it didn't come back! It's gut-wrenching
>>60160843Kurumi's 2025 arc is gonna be fire
>>60160490https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohy_3_E4KRM
>>60160490As a citizen he can tax the IRS for unrealized losses and simply decide to stop paying taxes
>>60165961It's either some sort of coordinated shilling or maybe people just have no memory and/or are susceptible to propaganda.
>>60160490bump
>>60160843Oh those fuckers that decided to allign their trade with China instead of USA recently are down? Seems like it's working.
>>60160490>be me>millennial>made $130k/yr>support my wife and 3 kids>pay off house and land>put all savings (like $300k) into physical PMs>job gets destroyed by niggernomics translesbianism DEI faggotry and sub 80 iq inbred jeets>stock market crashes shortly afterI’m actually doing alright dealing in cash doing handy man day labor (actually pays better than you’d think), selling produce, eggs, and milk for cash, and getting that sweet benefits money. They give me like $1500/mo in ebt!I hope the bankers are all jumping out windows right now lmao
>>60165961Your chart's fine if this is the bottom or at least near bottom. Remember there's "circuit breakers" that kick in to limit the daily losses. Each day it can drop even further. I'm still in so I hope it doesn't, but it's not like I know it's not going to drop.
>>60172222nice larp, anon. fries in the bag, please.
>>60160490That’s not the average normie, the average normie isn’t in the market, if they are in they are literally playing with less than 5 figs
>>60160490wtf was his portfolio
>>60160490Even if he removed all tariffs immediately irreparable damage has been done, it will takes years, maybe decadesThere's actually a real possibility of shit getting dark, like WW3 dark
>>60173174Finally do you have any idea how long I’ve been waiting for shit to kick off? I’m going to hide like a jew in the attic to avoid the draft and only come out at night to hunt vaguely liberal looking individuals for sport
>>60160819kek this is the post
>>60173104>you're larping about being unemployed on benefitsLmao cope, put the taxes on my ebt card wagie, shoe's on the other foot for once
>>60160490That's not even that bad
>>60160534Only stupid yanks have first names as a last name. If you see someone with two first names pretending that is a full name, its a yank.>john johnson
>>60168292>could be a raid>half the catalog is low tier /lgbt/ bait threadsHow could you tell?
I can almost feel what it's like owning ze nothingz
>>60160490That guy's an idiot he should have been stock piling cash knowing Trump's going to wreck this shit
>>60160807It's down like 20% I was majority money market funds and rest stocks. I sold a third of my money markets and bought stocks today and will buy more as it falls moreIt might be early but who knows what will happen next and I already saved 20%Also you got to worry about inflation driving prices up
i only started working and contributing last year so i only lost 450 so fari wish i could add 450 from my own money to make up for it
>>60160490Who do you think cares?
You open shorts. No really, it's that easy
>>60160490the biggest sloppy dump of our times and ironically no salt thread because there is nobody still living to gather the spoils
>>6017746320% is fucking nothing though. SPY was down 30% not too long ago, and even then it wasn't down NEARLY enough as it should have been.Call me when 50%.
>>60172222You should use food cupboards as well.>t. make 160K per year and bike over to get free milk and eggs
