literal dictator edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60169402
first for buy the dip
It’s so over.
STOP THE CRAB
were so back
>>60170466I want whoever at CNBC posted that rumour to get life in prison.
>>60170466feeling good right now, may I say.. KINO
Wtf happened, its freefalling
Why did he do it?
holy shit spy dumped $10 in three frames
FREE FALLING >FREE FALLING
WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCES STRATEGIC RESERVE OF HAWK TUAH CRYPTOCURRENCY
>>60170466THESE FUCKING VOLUMES ARE INSANE
WTF WAS THAT??
What's the winning strategy when country is controlled by bunch of menially disabled senile retards?
>the market isn't gay>meanwhile the market
WTF WAS THAT!!??
LMAO
My gut feeling tells me were tanking another 30% before the bottom is in
THANKS FOR PLAYING SHORTIES GOYIMS!!!NO REFUNDS!!!
TRUMP JUST LITERALLY THREATENED WAR ON CHINA
FEMALE ASS BRAPS
>>60170515BUY BUY BUY
>he bought
HE GOT CAUGHT IN THE DOUBLE DEAD CAT BOUNCE
Wee! Its down the red slide again!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60170477SAY THANK YOU
HAHAHAHAH
jpow will fix the literal pump and dump scam economy
TRUMP THREATENS 50% ON CHINASELL SELL SELL
>>60170506Insider trading? It might just be that simple.
>>60170493Fake pump is over, only tears now
>buying an obvious exit pump manufactured by Trump's entourage because they KNOW how bad it's about to get, that they sent to BloombergYou can't but THAT fucking stupid, anon?
Clown market general
>the nasdaq is still rising>>60170521embrace the insanity, anon. and back up shit you like
I like to imagine the guys over at Charles Schwab have my chart up in a conference room and get excited whenever I make a new play
Lul
SELL SELL SELL
How hard does the market crash when they start actually charging the reciprocal tariffs?
time to buy some rope. got my first ever knockout from this fake pump shit
this market is schizophrenic
FUCKING HOLDWE HAVENT HIT BOTTOM YET
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
ru rohkekKing Mongo III of MIGAstan turned the US stock market into his latest shitcoin
it's over
unbelievably fakeunbelievably gay just a massive joke
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED
what are those swings
WTF IS GOING ON>WTF IS GOING ONWTF IS GOING ON>WTF IS GOING ONWTF IS GOING ON>WTF IS GOING ONWTF IS GOING ON>WTF IS GOING ON
>>60170466https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5OeVSiisLUWhy is this actually playing out like the video today /biz/?
WHO THE FUCK TWEETED????
INCOMING TRIPLE CAT BOUNCE!!!!
https://youtu.be/J9gKyRmic20?si=sww8OhCq_uMqN5XT
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114297331052690348SELL SELL SELL
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
>>60170550>it's real
>>60170557i bought nolkia and some uranium stuff, should be ok.
NO MORE CRAB, I WANT A PROPER BEAR MARKET
Trump just shit his pants live on TV, its over market is selling off
>market opens on drop>litterally lie pops up from nowhere>market crabs despite Trump saying it was a lie>market then drops again
>>60170493There was fake news that orange retard had halted the tariffs then the white house debunked the news. Seems like orange retard isnt backing down and wants total economic collapse
>TRUMP: 104% TARIFF ON CHINA ON APRIL 9TH IF THEY DO NOT REMOVE RETALIATORY TARIFF>TRUMP: 104% TARIFF ON CHINA ON APRIL 9TH IF THEY DO NOT REMOVE RETALIATORY TARIFF>TRUMP: 104% TARIFF ON CHINA ON APRIL 9TH IF THEY DO NOT REMOVE RETALIATORY TARIFF
>>60170577Hahahaha
DAMN BOTTOMING FAGGOTS NEED TO GET OFF MY GRAPH
>>60170597Thanks for the cheapies.
>MORE THREATS ON CHINASELL SELL SELL SELL SELL >TRUMP WELCOMES TALKS WITH OTHER COUNTRIES HOWEVERBUY BUY BUY.. BUY?
I made 11 CFD trades today, all of them shorts, 10 of which were profitable. I made $1000 overall. What did you do today?
How is that even possible?
>Yesterday, China issued Retaliatory Tariffs of 34%, on top of their already record setting Tariffs, Non-Monetary Tariffs, Illegal Subsidization of companies, and massive long term Currency Manipulation, despite my warning that any country that Retaliates against the U.S. by issuing additional Tariffs, above and beyond their already existing long term Tariff abuse of our Nation, will be immediately met with new and substantially higher Tariffs, over and above those initially set. Therefore, if China does not withdraw its 34% increase above their already long term trading abuses by tomorrow, April 8th, 2025, the United States will impose ADDITIONAL Tariffs on China of 50%, effective April 9th. Additionally, all talks with China concerning their requested meetings with us will be terminated! Negotiations with other countries, which have also requested meetings, will begin taking place immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter!https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114297331052690348
Has anyone ever seen something like this
WHY DID YOU TWEET YOU ORANGE MOTHER FUCKER AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>will impose ADDITIONAL Tariffs on China of 50%
>>60170548someone reposted the fake tweet on facebook
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIS IT HAPPENING OR DOES NOTHING EVER HAPPEN?!WHICHONEISIT
>>60170597BAHAHAHAHAHAH
50% GTFO NOWFIDELITY TRADING IS HALTEDI CANT SELL WTF IS THIS SHIT
I'm not touching shit if it goes it goes
>>60170597>if China does not withdraw its 34% increase above their already long term trading abuses by tomorrow, April 8th, 2025, the United States will impose ADDITIONAL Tariffs on China of 50%, effective April 9th.TRADE WAR BABY
>>60170574whats the point if they will randomly blast so much green that its over anyway. its not an organic selloff we are seeing here
Crypto is more fucking stable than this clown ass market atm.WTF IS GOING ON.
>>60170550WTF MAKE HIM FUCKIN STOP THIS!!!!!!!!!!
>>60170597NEW SUBSTANTIALLY HIGHERTARRIFS
>>60170547Thank you>>60170613for playing
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
Default when
>>60170616INFINITY TARIFFS
>>60170616https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114297331052690348it's fucking real
extend ze crab
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>60170645the chosen ones are playing games again
>>60170641tim cook and jeff bezos are going to commit suicide
>>60170466CRABCRABCRAB
>>60170616IMPEACH THIS ORANGE MONKEY NOWWWW!
>>60170616>"don't do thing or else" >*someone does thing*>"okay, or else then"Chinese markets tonight will be a legendary bloodbath
ALL ABOARDWE'RE GOING DOWN AGAIN
>>60170597
>>60170650kys weirdo.
fake pomp down down down again xD
We'll close at -4%Just sayin'
>>60170616WE ARE SO BACK
>>60170652>I hate china with a burning passion-Trump
>>60170597AAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAA
BEAR MARKET RISING
What was up with that flash dump? vix rose by 6 points in seconds.
>tfw you're free to make fun of people losing money today because you lost all your money last week
New TRVKE dropped
>>60170616> TRADE WAR WITH CHINADUMP ALL YOUR STOCK WITH ANY CHINESE INFLUENCE
>>60170597AAQQAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Stand back guys, I've got this
>>60170645THEGREATTAKING
don't act like this wasn't inevitable
>>60170616Holy fuck
When will China back down?
>because of that fake pump VIX is stuck at 50FUCK i just wanted to cash in on UVIX
>>60170616Based as fuck. Daddy trump always delivering.
>>60170466What does this mean for the value of Funko Pops?
>>60170616holy based Cheeto man sorry for doubting you
gotta say I'm not disappointed in the entertainment value of the market
>>60170616TAKE HIS FUCKING PHONE AWAY FROM HIM
We're up again!GET YOUR DICKS READY
this is so fucking funny
BOBO TOOK MY MONEY
>SQQQ>just heard '83% tariffs' on bloomberg tv
Rape meRape me my friend,Rape me,Rape me again.
>>60170616Why not just embargo.
>>60170616Show me your war face /smg/!
>>60170689yaoicore
>>60170505You go to holiday resorts in turkey to harrass russians?
market spiked harder from fake news than it's falling from real news
>>60170682as soon as orange retard opened his mouth
>>60170708Noho, it's more.
>>60170597SAVE ME JOE BIDENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Bruh do I sell my Apple stock or what
>threatens 104% tariffs on China>Market pumpsfake and gay
>BREAKING: Trump rebuffs news of 100% tariff on China, says it was "just a joke"
WE'RE STILL GENERALLY TRENDING UPWARDSMAGA IS WINNING
>>60170725SELL NOW
ACTIVATE CRAB-25
Most countries will surrender to Trump out of fear and he'll get whatever he wants. Evil always prevails.
IT'S MOONING AGAIN IT'S FUCKING MOONING AGAIN
Just saying, you guys could've learned to code or learned a trade but you chose this.
>>60170716ngl fake and gay
>>60170597good gooood
IF CHINA DOESNT FOLD WE’RE AT WAR BEFORE 2026 ENDS
>>60170668>Smack someone>"do not smack me back">get smacked>"how dare"
>>60170616
>>60170674Based Tarhiel poster
>Fake news>Market pumps>Real news of more tariffs>Market barely movesNo human is involved in this. That's for certain.
THERE'S NO WAY XI WILL KNEEL BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE HIM SEEM WEAK. THIS IS OFFICIAL WAR WITH CHINA
>>60170725>Apple stock
HOW IS THE MARKET STILL PUMPING?! HOW?!!!
>>60170727market doesnt believe hes seriousneither do it90%+ tariffs on china is suicide for the us consumer
>>60170550ITS OVER SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>60170650> More cheap escortsnot going to complain desu
>>60170731Imagine he'd go on TV, announce this, and do a little dance.I'd fucking vote to make him Dear Leader of the world for life.
>>60170697They won't. Trump is free to add additional tariffs as he pleases.
>>60170743>104% TARRIFS ON CHINA?>TIME TO BUY BUY BUY BUY
>Red again Wtf did Trump just tweeted?
>>60170713
>>60170736This It's a clear hockey stick
snibby pls go home
>>60170763Oh my fucking god, he's gonna do it and we're all gonna die
>>60170616You'd think the market would dump on this but no reaction as of yet.
Do you feel in control round eye?
THANK YOU MR PRESIDENTPLEASE MAKE IT STOP
>>60170597ogre (unironically)They have to take this shit down 15% today and hit all the circuit breakers. Only way it ends.
>>60170725apple's not going anywhere. it's small cap that's going to get spaghettified. if you stay in tech at all it's probably best to gravitate towards the giants.
>>60170731>BREAKING Trump changes mind, decides 100% tariff is happening
>>60170616either Fallout line or Chinese Millenium
>>60170550>was 54 percent according to Lutnick >is 50 percent nowLOL
shit's dumping end of day when the last bit of hope evaporates
imagine being at the NYSE rn
china should retaliate with 100%
>>60170616Plot twist: Chinese ships approach Taiwan. Previously they didn't move against Taiwan because of the economic repercussions. Now that all is going to shit courtesy of Trump, it doesn't matter anymore, so they might as well advance their goal of unifying China.
>>60170781yup
im catching the knife on amazon stock right now.
>>60170799Additional 50%, retard
This shit in going me heartburn
Daily reminder to buy SOXL
News of trumps truth social faggot posting just hit the market!
>>60170597HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT's HEREIT'S FINALLY HERE
>HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHwipepodindunuffinAAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!
This is itTrump is taking on China directly and he's going to winWATERSHED moment in Geopolitics, China's 30 year ascent is about to be reversed
!!!!
once the market finally prices Trump in, America will be invincible
someone call xi and tell him to embargo the united states.
>>60170803They'll move on Apple or Tesla.
if you buy a stock now and hold it for 1-2 years you will double your money.
>>60170792>t. bullied
>>60170725It'll pump back up when the China situation cools off. Hold if you're willing to sit on it for a while.
>>60170709well at least we achieved true equality at the markets as both bulls and bears got sweeped in this blast
>>60170803>>60170616How this will end:"Fine. Total import/export ban. Enjoy your imploded economy. We'll come back in five years and buy out your hollowed corpse." -China
TRUMP JUST PUT A 78% TARIFF ON LOLI HENTAI!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60170825BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>60170824By crashing the plane with no survivors.Trump bets the US can dig itself out of the rubble faster.
THE SUN IN THE SKY IS RED
>>60170825HASSET CONFIRMEDIT'S OVERS&P TO 0
MAKE IT FUCKING STOP THIS MARKET IS SO RETARDED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wonder what Elon is thinking watching all this
>>60170824Just like Hong Kong, huh?
>>60170597so that really was an exit pump huh
at least gooning is free
>>60170842 i'm tired of trump grabbing us by the pussy
>>60170812Oh yeah the Chinese are going to nationalize American industry
>>60170802
>>60170797>the market starting to price in WW3 with ChinaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOPEND THE MADNESS NOW
guys robinhood isn't giving me any instant depositI'm gonna miss the dip
>>60170757What do you think the last several days of selling were about? Why do you and the other tourists assume the market must continue to sell off straight down without a shred of volatility along the way? The speed of this drop is in the top 5 fastest in US market history.
>>60170787I believe in the Trumptardation and the consequential destruction of the US economy.Captcha - 4AA4H
Did the bouncing cat have another life? Do I start buying? What do I buy?
>100% china tariffs>line goes up
>>60170788holy based comic
maybe im fucking retarded, but doesnt this hurt China more?america is their biggest consumer, the gooks are just spiting themselves here in the long run?
BREAKING TRUMP JUST CALLED OBAMA A NIGGER, MULTIPLE WHITE HOUSE STAFFERS SEEN CRYING AS POTUS GOES ON RACIST RANT BEFORE ORDERING A DIET COKE
>>60170697CCP is not beholden to anyone, they know that even Trump has his limit to what he can do before he has to blink
>>60170859Elon has massive private companies worth billions. He doesn't give a shit except for people burning Tesla's
>>60170796>BREAKING he decided to alternate between 0% and 100% tariffs every month
>the dow jones has dropped 1000 points and then recovered>3 times already today
TRIPLE DEAD CAT BOUNCE???
>>60170859>ketamine is so much fun
>>60170859He can't do anything but he wants it to stop >>60170878The market has heard
> twitter rando starts a rumor that causes everything to spike upwards, adding 3 trillion to the market> white house has to respond that it's fake news, wiping those gains in minuteslol. just lmao.
>>60170796trump should call out these morons that slide around the market on anything he says. maybe even do a little shitposting and watch the hedgeniggers rope themselves as even algos couldn't keep up :)
what's his endgame?
>>60170847Is obvious that Trump want to corner China like they did Russia
>>60170849>additional tariffs of 50%Does that mean china's about to be hit by 100% tariffs? That's an armageddon event for the world economy.
>china is going to kick apple and tesla out>china is going to dump us bonds>china is going to introduce rmb as new international standardchinaGODs will destroy us and you're laughing
>>60170882Yes
I don't think that trust in the US market can recover before 2030
so its clear trump explicitly wants to crash the market right? even a hint of pausing tariffs caused a massive spike, and this was combined with possible sentiment of some degree of european capitulation, and the market was ready to absolutely rip, and instead he doubled down and reinforced that he wants to tariff the fuck out of everyone.the only reason to do that is to crash the market, right?
BREAKING NEWS DONALD TRUMP JUST TOOK A SHIT ON THE BRITISH UNION JACK, NO ONE KNOWS IF THIS IS BULL OR BEAR
>>60170868>check Orange Juice commodities>-3.74AAAA MORTIMER DO SOMETHING
>>60170882China also imports a shitton of stuff from the US.
>>60170883based if true.
insane how much resistance the market is showing, are they expecting trump to fold on everyone but China?
TELL ME WHYYYYY ARE WEEEEESO BLIIIIIIIND TO SEEEEEEETHAT THE OOOOOOOONES WE HUUUUUUUURTARE YOOOOU AND MEEEEEEE
>>60170878Line goes up because China has no real way of retaliating. They are not a true consumer market and NEED to export to stay aflot. Since America is the number 2 market with number three being an entire league away. China is fucked
>>60170809Another plot twist: Taiwan welcomes the Chinese soldiers and decides to abandon western democracy, which has been a disappointment. Together, the unified China will now be manufacturing capital of the world.
>>60170877EVERYTHING
>>60170847China's going to pressure Vietnam and all the other places US companies ran to avoid tariffs to force an export tax or some shit if it keeps escalating.
>>60170506King of Saudi according to schizo Anon, kek.
LEARN MANDARIN ASAP>LEARN MANDARIN ASAPLEARN MANDARIN ASAP>LEARN MANDARIN ASAP
>>60170616Will April 9th become Bobo Day?
gun to your head who would you rather fight for in ww3: america (israel) or communist bugs?
>>60170882China can just tell its people to endure hardship.
>>60170911>Does that mean china's about to be hit by 100% tariffs?yes, he's slamming his dick on the table and going all in
You niggers really think trumps ego will allow him to crash the market over his term? He will try to pump it after he is done with his tariff shenanigans
>>60170849It's real
>>60170883bullish if true
>>60170924There will be pauses coming, he's done it before with Canada and Mexico
>>60170943i hate chinks but the chinks. fuck america
>>6017092850% of Tesla sales are in China
>manufactured exit pump by Trump's entourage just before the China tweetLMAO
>>60170908Trump has no plan on how to deal with Russia. Biden was weak on them but Trump genuinely is clueless.
This is your reality now
:DDDDDDDDDDDDTrump doesn't like cats, does he?
>>60170929You jest, but this is unironically not impossible. Modern day China is closer to Chiang Kai Sheks vision than you'd might expect.
>>60170906Low interest rates and mortgage rates while also getting easy wins because no other country, even combined, can withstand the US in trade.
CHINA IS COOKED LOST DECADE SOON AMERICA NUMBER ONE
>>60170908Problem: He's an idiot.
>>60170874I'm not even complaining about the giga pump from the fake news. Everyone is waiting for something like that. The irrationality comes from the market not dumping back to where we were when the fake news were revealed and then not dumping further when Trump literally announces even more trade warring with China.Where is the confidence in the market supposed to come from in this situation?
>>60170868TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON
>>60170924yes, market is expecting trump & the EU reaching an agreement or at the very least, for trump to pause tariffs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>either China folds or USA foldsthis is a big deal actually for global hegemony
>>60170917>Crash the marketYes him and Navvarro want to turn America into a factory again forgetting what happened to America when it was factory wa because the rets of the world was bombed
>>60170924yupand they wont give out on that support until we're far too deep
>>60170949You think Trump is going to admit he was wrong?
>>60170928The Chinese government could lock everyone in their houses and put them on one pound rice rations for five years, Trump is going to get fucking shot
>>60170882>america is their biggest consumerNot even closeBy economic blocs export to US is below export to EU and export to ASEAN
>>60170824I genuinely think someone in the executive finally started listening to all the Pentagon briefings about China and taking them seriously, so they decided to go full autarky within the next couple of years anticipating wars in the Pacific and the Arctic, even if it means crashing the market with no survivors. They no longer give a fuck about such trifling things as "employment" or "inflation", all the seemingly insane actions taken recently all point to a shift to war economy. Concerns over the balance of trade seem insane from a normal standpoint, but if you're about to declare war on half the planet then shoring up your currency reserves would actually make sense.that's the only explanation I can come up with for all this, really. The US is anticipating a massive fucking war and are the only ones seriously preparing for it, which means they're probably going to start it.
Don't worry bros, Musk personally put all his wealth into the market to save America from europoverty! American stocks will NEVER crash again
>>60170882it does hurt them but unlike the united states, the chink government would easily let millions of its people die in order to look tough on the world stage.
>>60170824>Trump is taking on China directly and he's going to winBut he somehow forgot to win against Russia? China will wait and see.Trump has convinced nobody yet that he can win anything else but votes of fat lazy Americans.
I AM TIRED OF ALL THIS SNIBBING AND SNABBING, GIVE ME BEAR
>>60170955>but tesla!Irrelevant compared to everything else. China had the time to develop its consumer market and it got only 1/3rd of the way there
>>60170949He's not trying to get re-elected anymore, especially since it's clear to many that Trump 2 is going to be far different than Trump 1. He will gladly pull a Jim Jones just to prove a point than ever back down and admit he was in the wrong.
EU MARKET CLOSING WITH -5%US MARKET WILL FOLLOW SUIT
i'm new to this is now a good time for me to start margin trading
>>60170985I dont, I just know the orange ape loves his ego and it will make him pump the markets
What happens if he just refuses to back down on the reciprocal tariffs? Will Orange Man really go through with 104% on China?
won't chinese goods just go through a non-tariffed cunt? Or do they check the origin
>>60170949Plan is most likely to get fed to cut rates, turn money printers up to max and cut back on the tariffs after that. Everything would be nearly back to normal by midterms. (assuming there's any plan at all)
>>60171000Denied. :ddddddd
>>60171018Yes Anon but China will increase
market is afraid
>>60170825kek
ITS HAPPENING
Ok I'm tired of this shit.
THEY'VE GOT 'EM ALL IN THE RED
OOOOOOOONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH METWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO......IT WAS PUMPING.....NO FUCKIGN WAY A FAKE FUCKING TWEET PUMPED TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS I DON'T BELIEVE THAT TELL ME IT'S GONNA GO GREEN AGAIN
>>60170616I hate Trump, but I also hate China. Hhhmmmm.
Whole lot of crying in the casino
>>60171018He might as well ban trade with China at that point. It would be catastrophic for both countries, but more so for the US.
>>60171034Stop pls
>>60170992If this were true then why the fuck would he move to piss off every single ally we would have in such a war?
>>60170982China has the advantage that every other country on that list is also pissed at the US.
>>60170960Fug xDDD
>US stocks about to go below openMR. BONES, GET ME OFF OF THIS WILD RIDE
>>60171019they will go through 3rd party countries for 100%, but still more expensive than before the tarrifs
>>60171023>>60171029REMOVE CRAB
CAT STATUS?
>>60170982China can't withstand and they will either fold or will fold but pretend like they didn't. China doesn't have the economy to withstand this as they specialized into manufacturing. If the US gets tariffed then a US citizen pays more, if China gets tariffed then Chinese go homeless
>>60171034fake, but i want to believe
>>60171019Veight owes me sex
>>60170992>already diagnosed with mental problems>literally undraftableIT'S A BULL MARKET FOR FREE PUSSY BABYTHANK YOU ORANGE HITLER!!!
>>60171050>more so for the USlol ok wang lo
>>60170992I came to a similar conclusion last week.
>>60171034please be real
chugachugachugachugachugachuga clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick............whoooooooooooooooooosssssssssAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60171062Cute kot
>>60171034Kek
how many retards closed their puts during that fake pump? Be honest
>>60171043:(I'm so sorry
>>60171034It's too coherent to be a real tweet. :^)
>>60171034basado
QUESTRADE IS DOWN
>>60171084:DDDDDDD
>>60171018>if he just refusesThen China gets left behind as everyone else lies down and takes America. China is in a lose-lose situation all because they chose to be the world's factory instead of being the world's piggybank
>>60171089I closed a few that were near expiry yastill have longer ones open though
IT'S GOING TO BULL AGAIN IT'S GOING TO HAPPENBUY AT THE DIP
>>60170809>Oil embargo Japan, get Pearl Harbour>Tariff China, Tapei falls
>>60170992trvke, they're still probably going to fail tho, taking away bread and circuses to die for israel doesn't work anymore.
>>60170627Sold everything but my SOXL when the market bottomed out, than purchased 100k of SQQQ at top.I probably lost 80k today, though after losing 700k in 3 days the trend is my friend!I got a big buy order at $7 SOXL, until than I’ll be stressed to say the least.
>>60171053Because he wants America to become the British Empire, with himself installed as king. Best guess.
I didn't know a Reddit stock exists, but it's blowing up
>>60171105i dont think shit can crab for much longer. either shit is way worse than people think, or way better than people think.
>>60171075China imports mostly commodities from the US, which are easily replaced. The US imports manufactured goods from China, which are not so easily replaced. As an added bonus, if US producers fail to find replacements, their production rates go down.
>>60171109MIGAtardation
>>60171117Literally just optimism over the closed doors fed meeting lol
>>60170949Incorrect. the markets will keep crashing until Trump suffers a narcissist ego collapse, and may continue crashing depending on what his ego collapse looks like , i.e. turns into a hollow nothing or goes totally ballistic
Trump reminds me of Jack Sparrow when he had the people run back and forth on his ship to flip it
>>60171105WHY IS IT GOING UPFUCK THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET
What is this pattern called
>>60170957He's going to force countries to decide between USA and CHINA/BRICS. Putin said some weeks ago that they are sticking with BRICS. Russia have no hope for sanctions to come off.It will be interesting what countries like Brazil and India do.Canada and EU will fold to America.
>>60171129Assume the worst, of course.
https://x.com/CNN/status/4895687384AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOP
>>60170995And you’re so sure Trump and his MOGA yesmen and aren’t willing to do the same?
>>60171146corruption
>>60171146I belive
>>60171142Because Elon is the richest man on earth and is happy to throw millions of dollars at this to make Trump and his tariffs not look apocalyptic. Also because ketamine.
>>60171146social media bounces
>>60171135>N-NO HERE IS HOW THEY CAN STILL WIN!China has nothing but their pride left, and even that is not enough. The US played the right card at the last time to play the card. This all should have been done in 2022 but Biden was a coward. You don't shut down the economy for a virus and expect no consequence on trade
>>60171146Pattern forming and we plunge further in the afternoon
>>60171122>after losing 700k in 3 days the trend is my friendI refuse to believe there are people with $700,000+ casually lurking /biz/.
>>60171122>losing 700k in 3 daysjesus christ
>>60171156they might be but the american people are huge fucking crybabies, they wont let their lives become equal to chink bugmen for any period of time.
>>60171154LMAO that takes me back, I remember fucking watching this
>>60171146The rocky mountains
>>60171146the southwestern
>>60171148Canada and Mexico can certainly fold to America due to how reliant their markets are on it. The EU though...who knows.
WE'RE BACK WE'RE BACK
>>60171170It’s not the right time. Nobody is angry about Covid anymore. It’s just us vs the world right now and china is shoring up trade with the rest of the world we just pissed off.
>>60171043It's over........i'm fucked......
>>60171173These would be 2M+ under non-degenerate investments.
>>60171146The Shitcoin Special
In case you were wondering what Trump is doing right now
>>60171154Why did they want us to watch a kid die live on tv?
at some point the market just gets tired of dumping, it's all imaginary money anyway
>>60171148Russia is fucked into BRICS, India and Brazil will cause the first rays because both play China/US against each other and will be forced to reveal that publicly
>>60171146double top?
>>60171129People seem to be in disbelief, it's too bad so they assume it won't come to be.
>>60171212you just had to be thereit was incredible to watch every major news outlet spent the day watching itit was exhilarating
>>60170992no, people have fundamentally known the stock market and US economy has been fake and gay since the bank bailouts in 08. It's been free money and printed money ever since. Covid was another bank bailout without calling it a bank bailout. It's all fucked and has been ever since we offshored our middle class jobs. It turns out you can't make an economy work on trading commodities and securities as your #1 source of wealth creation.burn baby burn
>>60170616grim to think that this will be, at some point in the future, printed in a history textbook as the post that ended the roaring twenties
>>60171210Then who is truthing?
>>60171043>UnityWhat the fuck were you thinking here?
>>60171075The global tariffs will make americans too poor to buy chinese stuff anyway
THE FIRE RISES
TRUMP LIVE
>>60171142shhhhh go to sleep little bobo tonight we crab
>>60171252link?
>>60171146"just fuck my shit up"
>>60171230yeah even i watched cnn that day, and i never do
>>60171239Social media team
>>60171199>UHH NOBODY IS ANGRY AT GLOBAL TRADE BEING REVEALED TO BE FAKE AND GAY>CHINA NUMBA 1Cope and seethe. The US is pissed that the Chinese tried that game and are now using the one card of a trade war right now before it is too late to use it. China has no way out and at best will have Russia and Iran on it's side. Everyone else will kneel to the US or deal with the US
I'm tempted to short the hang seng. China seems fucked for years to come.
Who da fuck is buying? This shit going to crater so hard in the afternoon
>>60171210Well, did you look at his social media that's been plastered here and there? He's been doing what he said he would.
>>60171148>Canada and EU will fold to AmericaTrump is threatening them with war and annexation.
>>60171146blade's edge mountains
>>60171243I wasn't......I bought in at like 135 dollars a share years ago and I only had like 1600 dollars invested in it maybe 2k and I kept trying to average down to exit but it kept fucking crashing everytime I did.....and the worst part is it pumped hard as fuck not even 2 months ago and I could have exited in the green with 800 USD profit but I thought it was going to pump more.
>He didn't buy the dip>He didn't sell the rip>He didn't short the rip>He bought puts with VIX at 54>He didn't buy SVIX when it hit $11
They need to give us lunch breaks like the chink markets, can't even go piss without losing my mind.
>>60171053Two reasons I see for that1. Pissing them off doesn't matter because they have no power, as they're dependent on the US for defense. The Europeans can't simply eject the US overnight for example, they still need the US to protect them from Russia. (who the administration is eager to prop up as a boogeyman, which is why they don't support Ukraine) Similar story in Japan and Korea, their defense and economies depend on the US so they simply have to take whatever the US dishes out.2. Allied contributions in an actual war would amount to a fraction of the benefit from these measures. Most of the world is effectively disarmed, if the US jumps even further ahead of the curve on rearmament it doesn't matter if they step on some toes, because every other military besides China's is insignificant by comparison.3. Time constraints. This all has to be done within this presidential term, or else there's the possibility some democrat gets in office and undoes everything. Ideally everything is in motions by the midterms so a blue congress can't affect anything, and we're at war by 2028 so the president can run as VP-in-name-only, effectively a third term but legally not, on a wartime ticket.
Please shut up xin chao. Chinese stocks are down 12% today compared to americas 1%.YOU ARE DOOOMED, NOT US.
>>60171105I’ve been here forever. Never got where this meme was originally from or what it was referencing. I like the crab evolution though.
Reminder: bitcoin, a completely useless speculative asset, still has a market cap of over a trillion dollars. We literally have not even begun to burn off exuberance.
>>60171281If only wow wasn't gay and faggy now. Might come back to that dogshit when we get a TBC server
>>60171260https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GrZfxzt2Jg
is it so much to ask for a small 480 dump for 5 minutes
Are...are we recooooovering?
very normal stock activity today, nothing to worry about here
Bitch better not raise prices
BEARS LOOSE!
Volatility index just hit around the same that COVID was at
its pumping again lol
>>60171296They're only down so little because of denial, wait until wednesday.
Why isn't Trump doing anything, something's clearly wrong
>already mentioned eggsyea nigga is gonna derail the shit out of whatever his team wrote for him
>>60171252why are they all smiling and happy when the market is dying
>>60171327MUH 2 DAYS
>slurpers at it again
>>60171314>report them to the governmentyeah lot of good that'll do
>>60171299How many stocks are dividendless and completely speculative these days. Those are not different than average shitcoins
KILL THE FUCKIGN CAT ALREADY
>>60171326PUMP BABY PUMP
>>60171307> he just said he wont talk about senators because he doesn't give a shit about themi 100% believe that leak about him not giving a fuck anymore is real.
>>60171333>if only you knew how bad things really are
>increase tariffs even more>market pumps
>>60171327Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.
>>60170466>TRUMP: ALL TALKS WITH CHINA CONCERNING REQUESTED MEETINGS WITH U.S. WILL BE TERMINATEDUh good news I guess Trump isn't looking for better deals
>>60171313Just do this, god are your reactions times slow or something granpa?
>>60171339
>>60171314price controls wen?
>>60171314imagine thinking they should just tank the tariffs
>>60171301nah it's cooked, none of the old company is left at this pointi'll enjoy my memories though
>>60171314this nigga has the dumbest takes.
natural and regulated markets look like this
>pumping as Trump sticks to talking sportsFML
>>60171358shorts are still squeezing i guess? maybe its disbelief?
>>60171358People don't believe him.I'm telling you. Today and tuesday are gonna be a wash, maybe slightly red but nothing crazy. But then Wednesday, when it comes out that all the tariffs are launching exactly as advertised, it's gonna be an apocalypse.Prepare your anus.
>>60171312Yeah, VIX is dying
>ohtani shakes hand with trump>us stock pumpswhat a legend
Why the fuck won't my questrade update
How do I invested in sardines
>>60171299>bitcoin is worthless. Buy crap controlled by whipped cuz trust us bro
>>60171366it's so over if this happens
>>60171371the price of living in that degenerate shithole known as California.i already see that a lot of those faggots have moved to Texas now, as if it wasn't bad enough with all the spics there.
new bread?
Honestly can someone explain why is the market so ready to pump?
>>60171378the dancing cat pattern
I'M SORRY KAMALA I FELL FOR IT
>>60171075The US economy would cease to exist without basic shit like Chinese electronics. China has the entire rest of the world to sell their shit to.
>>60171387I'm telling you, it's elon.Source: I thought of what the most ego-driven thing elon could be doing right now was.
>>60171408sheer denial
>>60171408tired of doomermaxxing.
You didn't fall for the 3rd dead cat, right anon?
>>60171408LET'S GO MARKET
I'm almost down to 0... I'm never touching cfd's again...
>people surprised at marketDid you retards not see last night? People have nowhere to go BUT the US, everywhere else drops even faster and harder
>>60171408delusions and hopium because trump seems to be willing to severely tariff china only... which is still not good
>>60171408hodl cult
"TRADES" MENTIONED
Is all the fun over now? Vol is way too high to make money trading.
>>60171434HOLD, ITS GOING TO PVMP
should I hold my put until fridayliterally gay market, I was just about to sell it in the first 5 minutes before it pumped
>>60171436why is it crabing?
NEW TRVMP NVKE
>>60171459Litterally just buy broad market ETFs and hold
>>60171388How do you trade this bullshit? Better of exiting and waiting.
>>60171350They've been done giving a fuck about other branches of government for a while. The president just unilaterally levied a massive tax on everyone and congress didn't do shit. All the court orders about employee firings from a few weeks ago, those are out of the news cycle already and thrown in the shredder. This is the imperial executive taken to its logical conclusion, the all-in-one branch of government that forms policy, raises the funds to implement it, executes the policy on its own, declares itself immune to legal challenges, and only polices itself. It's been like this for a while but only now is the business world understanding what that means, that the president or one of his aides can simply flip a switch on the world economy and the rest of the federal government can only impotently whine in the corner.
>>60171458But anon... I'm shorting...
It'll stabilise now Still money to be made on smaller blips
Im chaos maxxing now, i dont give a fuck. Im buying amazon and games workshop stock.
>>60171477I'm talking about selling my put and this nigger is talking about index funds
>>60170466Wuxi seems to have taken a major blow, and I may be influenced by the get ready to learn chinese buddy memes. Is buying advisable?
>>60171476Bro literally does not give a shit lel
So presumably the market hasn’t completely shit the bed because of optimism over the fed meeting right
Japan will present Trump with a “package” of measures to win relief from US tariffs, Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba has said
And back up we go.
>>60171459Glad we diverged >>60171122
>>60171476Nero is really playing with his fiddle
>>60171408everyone was expecting a catastrophic crash, therefore market must end greenit's really simple
>>60171510The fed meeting is also fake news, it was scheduled months ago. It's not some emergency meeting, it's just a regular old fed meeting.
IS HE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING SPORTS WHILE FUCKING LIVEWHY ARE PEOPLE LAUGHING
>>60171408You know all the fucks that get into crypto and similar? They're buying into regular stocks now.
>>60171173Huh?
>>60171491I wish trump was the hitler that people claim he is.>>60171492well i hope its a kike owned business your shorting them. fuck those beak nosed bastards.
>>60171510The fed won't do anything dovish>they're waiting for jack shit
>>60171531Ever had chocolate chip ice cream?
>>60171511>hey shigeru, why is the "package" coming in on a Mitsubishi plane headed towards Hawaii?
>>60171536You actually lost 282k...
>>60171551give me back sleep joe ;(
>>60171531Billions must smile.
>>60171531don't panicjust talk about the sportsball
makes sense yeah?
>>60171514I should have at least sold my shortsWill holding SQQQ decay a lot until the end of the week?
Insanity.
>>60171511It needs to be enough of 70 billion
>>60171536It'll be like 2 years before we go to that magical $70 zone again
>>60171536
>>60171491nothing gets done without dictator power in a political environment were sides REFUSE to negotiate with each other. people are still blind to seeing this for what it is. that said, this needed to happen.
NEXT BULL RUN TO THE MOON
>>60171498why games workshop? they're gonna be hit hard by any sort of tariffs since US is one of their main markets
We need Gura to stream to distract Trump from making more stupid tweets.
>>60171531Bread and circus goy
>>60171577> sportsballGet lost on your way to Reddit?
>>60171577what is this from again
>>60171531> anon doesn't like America's pasttimecringe. go touch grass sometime. i promise it'll be good for you.
How the FUCK is America this powerful?
>>60171585Everyone knows China can't win so putting more tariffs on it just makes people rotate whatever they have in the Asian markets to the American ones. That fake new pump was fucking crazy
>Eu markets still close from -4% to -6%
>>60171608More like crab run.
>>60171638we are the world. It's why we call everything "world" like the baseball "world series"
FUCKING SPORTS?
>>60171620ehh it's less of a financial decision and that i just like 40k and want to support its existence.also its obvious UK wants to pursue a free trade agreement with the US so im not overly worried about the GW stocks, its trend is always going up.
>>6017163870 years straight of a consumer market means that the world relies on us buying their shit to survive. China tried desperatly hard to become that as well, but they couldn't get rid of their manufacturing due to every other Asian country not being developed enough
>>60171655yeah because literally no one plays your shitty games
>>60171146Tycoon Roller Coaster
What's the @ that will announce the Chinese response to the 100% tariffs????
>>60171638central pillar of the world order for the last centurywe keep shipping lanes open and are the world's bank
>>60171677It’s roller coaster tycoon you retard
>>60171638id say the yanks culturally influence is the most powerful tool they have.You are already seeing more EU countries turn towards nationalism after the states first started going towards it.
>>60170597How the fuck is it not down more
phewww at least a woman isnt president
>>60171504Fuck this, Europe and China better end making up sloppily
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA>markets really expected Mr funny cheeto man to calm them down
>>60171607yup, pretty much. This is what happens when congress does basically nothing for more than a generation and is perpetually split 51/49, policy has to be implemented somehow and the executive takes on more and more power. Until we reach the point we're at now where they just do everything and ignore everyone else.
This is the last /smg/
Bring back woke
>>60171708Better yet, making out sloppily... Heh...bleached! bleached! bleached!
>>60171698yea we really dodge a bullet there
>>60171694>missing the obvious joke that the market is the roller coaster with a tycoon themeSmh fr from no cap ong
man, the SPY resistance at 500 is strong
>>60171567On April 4th, on one trade, in usd Funds. I’m down 700k CDN this morning, probably 800 by the end of the day. That is only about 3.50 usd though.>>60171604Fuck I hope so, I took a dumb risk but I figured this is my chance to turn 2m into 10m so I had to take it.>>60171588Nah, decay is so overhyped. It’s the compounding that fucks you, not decay.>>60171606Uggggg
>>60171631Baghdad Bob, minister of information during the Iraq Wsr
Is this the right thread milkbreath sars or is it one of the other ten /smg/'s up rn
>>60171698kamala would have been shitty in a different way, and I say this as someone who voted for her
guys when is the actual dump starting>>60171764compounding then, will that do much until friday?
>>60171722Also the legislative handing unparalleled power to the courts, which are literally appointed by the executive. The house and senate should have 2 year term limits at this point to enforce things getting changed
>>60171780>>60171780>>60171780>>60171780>>60171780
>>60171771> voted for a womenplease announce which denomination of shitskin you are.actually who care's your all going back Abdul when the next hitler rises.
>>60171779Who knows. If we may a bad call than we made a bad call. Who saw QQQ spiking today? That shit continues and yes we will lose lots and lots of money.
>>60171741Proof I'm a shameless ESLmonkey because I actually meant that but I chose the wrong phrasal verb. Lord xi save me....
>>60171828meh, it's not that much but I'm definitively predicting at least one big dump this week
>>60171698imagine how mad hilary would have been if a black woman was president before her tho
>>60171855I was aiming for a 35% fall from ATH. Still holding! This China news bodes well.
>>60171631>what is this from again>>60171631baghdad bob minister of Iraqi info out in the city saying how the americans were defeated while US tanks and APCs were driving around in the city.
