schizo edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/prev >>60171780
When does faith die?
Is it really so shocking to see relief days/pumps after 2 and a half days of bloody red?
What the fuck does she mean?
First for CLF
Bargains incoming!
I should've sold my UVIX at 90
>>60173406My retirement portfolio is globalist
>>60173406this is some fucking clown shit
>>60173408we only but US STEEL here
I was bear since januaryNow I'm bullAm I.... Crab?Are we all crab?
>>60173406The best (dump) is yet to come!
>>60173397Not really. The flash pump was pretty nuts, but this is normal.
When is the rugpull scheduled for?
>>60173406biggest sell signal of them all
>>60173406she means she's clinically retarded
can SPY fucking DUMP ALREADYGO BACK TO $485
So it's pretty much confirmed that not only are people divided politically, they are also living in different realities in regards to the GLOBAL AND REAL effects the tariffs Trump and China have threatened to commit into.
now tell me this isn't bullish pennant
>>60173423kek
You will work in a factory and you will love it
Crab marketpost crab
>VIX at 53 this morningthis crash was some major shit
>>60173397Zero reaction to additional 50% tariffs on China is very strange, yes
>>60173414I'm so conflicted on BRK. I know Buffett is taking advantage of this dump, but the stock itself is probably going to dump in the short term and I want to make big gains.
>>60173373Why is thread moving so fast?Aren't y'all working right now?
>>60173406shes baneposting
>>60173406Stupid bitch
Ameribros.. Is there a set time we could expect some announcement from FED?
Shill me something in the food sector. Meat or fish maybe.
>>601734221.The USA pushes globalism in the 90's.2.China is about to pass the USA3.Globalism is bad.
>>60172829does that mean libtards are going to vote trump since they wanted the system to collapse?
>>60173455actually, the h1b visa jeets that are replacing you will
>>60173406How stupid do you have to be to fall for this?
>>60173476Working?
>>60173478
>>60173473everyone hopes he will cuck out of it
>>60173406No clue but it's insane, I thought we wanted Chicago economics, not 18th century mercantilism.
I work at a family office (IT janny) and it seems like a regular day at work. then again i could just be autistic and am simply not picking up on the vibes
>>60173406>muh globalismWho fucking cares if they still wont ban racemixing and keep importing foreigners.
this market is so fucking rigged dood, nobody gives a fuck
>>60173357Lol I had to come back as a tourist in a board/thread I once was a regular in. I mean cmon I had to see what my old smigger friends are up to>>60173471Zoom out on VIX to all time / Max and it's evidently a big deal
>>60173485You're on your own, fuckosJPow out
>>60173394> He does not look at realtime data
>>60173463Clearly this is a doll marketAs in someone is pulling the fucking strings
>>60173394>>60173450It's literally bouncing
>>60173476I'm on annual leave at a bar on airstrip one
>>60173502Who? Trump or Xi
>>60173476working?you dont just trade stocks all day?
>>60173475"Bad news is an investor's best friend"
>TRUMP WOULD VETO SENATE TARIFF BILL — OMBit's over
>Peter Navarro Education >Tufts University (BA)>Harvard University (MPA, PhD)
>>60173406right...
>>60173488lean hogs my boy
>>60173476
it's pumping AGAIN
>>60173444money isn't real posters are about to find out in (literally) two weeks that actions have consequences
>fake pump againclown market
>>60173540>"Haha he is still just joking about all this">Buys moreSome people really are this delusional.
>WHY IS THIS HAPPENINGPeter Navarro simply thinks trade deficits are evil and is using tariffs as a weaponhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Navarro#Trade_deficitsStephen Miran has a master plan with a "Mar-A-Lago Accord" at the endhttps://www.hudsonbaycapital.com/documents/FG/hudsonbay/research/638199_A_Users_Guide_to_Restructuring_the_Global_Trading_System.pdfthe rest of the trump admin are scared of china making everything and want america to make everything insteada few are just there for the ride and think tariffs are useful negotiating tacticsand picrel just likes the word; its such a beautiful word
>>60173444People living in fake realities was a given. What IS surprising, is that markets are apparently too.I swear to god, I will laugh so hard when those retards then have the gall to complain about SUDDEN collapse.
>>60173519huh?
>>60173394>DEAD CAT BOUNCEDEAD CAT BOUNCE>DEAD CAT BOUNCE
CRASH ALREADY
>>60173518It won't be the same once he is gone...
>>60173540Doesn't the house have to pass it too? I thought that was the first hurdle.
>>60173473it's so over the top it's gotta be a joke (the whole thing could be)
Assume I'm a retard with no knowledge and <10k USD investedHow bad is it looking I've just been trusting wealthfront to invest for me because I'm busy with my job
>>60173495fox news viewer level
>>60173406EVERYTHINGS FINE
>>60173502people are betting money that Trump will stop being a retard and do the sane thing even though he displays a consistent behavior of being retarded?
bullish
Schrödingers dead cat bounce.
So is de minimis a viable loophole to get around the tariff rape? Import shipments directly from the manufacturer to your door $799 at a time to get them duty free?
>>60173571this fucking zombie cat what the actual fug
>>60173583Isn't $10k a week's salary for you americans?
>>60173463
What will they talk about?
??? why pumpthis guy from last thread looking for an exit pump, now’s your chance
EXIT NOW THIS IS MY LAST WARNING
>>60173583><10k USDif you have so little invested why would you care? just sell
ffs just chose a direction to go clown market. >sold ndva for a 16% loss on the first pump. Still think I did good here, only regret not selling before>bought soxs to try and make some money>down and crabbing but not even teasing me with profit.
Bibi & Trump press conference just got cancelled. Lmao oh man KWABOTY
>>60173596He already got rid of the de minimis loophole. You gotta pay min $25 through the post so you can't even cheat with the sender declaring a low value.
>>60173583No risk 10k does nothing for a few years
extremely bullish
What do I buy. Is it time to start buying. The cat still looks alive
>>601735945-10% maybe. 10% across the board and 20%+ on major trade partners is retarded anon
>>60173546Ah a fellow food enjoyer. Consider the following:AQB (AquaBounty Technologies) has a straight forward business model and a very scalable business that has a lot of competitive advantages in a growing industry.The company is focused on developing farms on land for producing the fish and plans on scaling up quickly with very little carbon footprint.AQB has a lot of patents on genetically modified salmon, which grow quicker and cost less to produce. They are also disease-free, antibiotic-free salmon.The North American market for salmon has reached over 500,000 Tons annually and has consistently been growing over the years.Institutions and insiders have been buying heavily over the last few weeks. The stock has performed extremely well so far and has a lot more room to move up.
bogleGAWDs, are we still chilling? i haven't touched my 2-etf portfolio at all. i wish a nigga would cut my savings in half just to know what real pain feels like
>>60173628Lol what?
>>60173624>>60173628>the jew has abanonded america to its fate
Holy fuck, what is with these Bulls?
>>60173594>chinks citing ronald reaganwhat a fucking shitshow
What would TastyTraders do in a market like this. What would Tom Sosnoff do in such a market
>>60173625>de minimis loopholeWasn't it just for China or was this expanded?>pay min $25 through the post Is this a new thing?
>>60173628>bullishwhy tho
>>60173628uh oh
>>60173628They want it behind closed doors. Trump actually wants to fight Bibi on it. Hot damn, we might see Israel actually get tariffed.
so basically this is all a giant heat check between major world powers on who looks like a bitch firstand thats why honest wage earning 401ks are getting assrapednice
>bulls unironically believe 100% tariffs on china are a good thing
>>60173634The sheer idiocy of what's going on is amazing.Not sure if this is peak clown world but we're definitely close.
>>60173645line m-must go up....
>>60173628Unironically over. Guess he didn't say "thank you"
Too many chinka here
QB salmon is the first and only bioengineered animal protein approved by the FDA and Health Canada for human consumption. This is huge. Normally, a new food ingredient can petition the FDA to get it generally recognized as safe (GRAS) by showing significant background data. This way, they can easily get their product to market. The more difficult route for a new food ingredient is going through the food additive route for pre-market approval. The use of a food additive must undergo premarket review and approval by the FDA before being used in food. In contrast, the use of a GRAS substance does not require premarket approval. Pre-market approval means that the FDA must review and approve the food additive and set restrictions before a company can use it. This rarely happens because it can take 5-10 years to get approval, sometimes even longer. New ingredients that are so novel (usually first movers in the market) usually go through this route for FDA approval (Saccharin aka Sweet'n Low had to go through this route). This is exactly the path AQB had to go through to get FDA approval. Yes, AQB salmon is not a food ingredient; it falls under the original new animal drug application. The point is that they had to go through the same pre-market approval by the FDA because of its novelty. AQB genetically-engineered salmon being approved in the food industry is comparable to a pharmaceutical company being approved and releasing a new drug to the public. Think about how high-intensity sweeteners like saccharin, aspartame, and sucralose changed the food industry.
>>60173406this is a sign to sell
>>60173373
>the market is dumping and you are napping????Why are they like this?
>>60173652The executive order for it (you'd have to look into the details) hasn't taken effect yet, and yeah it's just China & HK so far.
>>60173650It's funny, but kind of not, since CCP is not what it claims to be.
>>60173620>pumping againwtf
>all these green dildos going straight up bobo's ass
>>60173690the market is doing literally nothingit's perfectly 0 despite multiple bad newsthey are praying for powell to come out and say 300 rate cuts tomorrow
>>60173645if this shit ends today positive my only solace will be guaranteed 20% circuit break this week
>>60173373Felluhs I'm sitting on a pile of cash since I saw Buffett do the same. But I still have no idea what to buy. What is discounted and what's never coming back?
Trump would veto the legislation that would limit the president's authority to unilaterally impose tariffs, per Axios
>scrape together modest savings by making daily sacrifices putting away some crumbs from your shitty waging job>invest it in a safe S&p etf to gain just a fraction more>government crashes the market you have your savings in>don't worry anon, you can now start from scratch and save up from your new shitty waging job we've brought back to america assembling fucking sneakers and iphonesit was all for nothing
>>60173645Some hedge funds are literally fighting for their life right now. A black monday would result in mot of majority of their assets being liquidated
>>60173628heh. hehhe.. hehehehehe...
Buy HIMS and be a millionaire in 2 years
>>60173684>AQBposting is backBlast from the past
Consider the Food safety aspect - this aspect is being undervalued for this company. Trust me, seafood, especially wild-caught salmon, are notorious for containing heavy metal and an array of parasites. Evidence shows lower mercury levels in farmed fish than in wild fish ( 10.1016/j.foodchem.2008.04.041). Secondly, farmed salmons are safe from most parasites (parasitic sea lice is a problem, but the numbers are low) and completely safe from fecal E. coli contamination ( aka poop, more common than you think, happens when sewage water is properly treated). Wild-caught salmon (most fish) has to freeze to an internal temperature of -4°F for at least 7 days to kill any parasites present. Companies selling wild fish incur a heavy loss when the animal fails to meet the EPA's minimal levels for heavy metal or when the fish is heavily contaminated. So, this is where AQB shines the most. AQB's land-based aquaculture helps control what the fish eat and what minerals and pollutants they are exposed to.
>>60173607I fucking wish dude, it takes like 3 months for me to earn 10k post taxAt least I work from home in my parent's house lel >>60173617No reason to keep it there to wait for a recovery or anything?>>60173626OgeyAny point in dumping like 500 a month into the account or just straight to regular savings for the time being?
>>60173697Good, because my supplier is in Korea.
>>60173669The cope is that tariffs will probably not be a thing.Probably.Maybe.
>>60173645Too much money in their pockets weighing them down.
>>60173628uhhh
>>60173726you only have 2 days until the US collapses
>>60173717Just keep DCAing in and don't worry. Surely you're not approaching retirement, right?
>>60173607It’s a NEET’s life savings.
something surely has to be going on someone at wall street knows something
>>60173717>too dumb and lazy to do stocks>just park it in my savings account, not even high yieldI won by doing nothiing
Lmfao the AQB tard is STILL here
>>60173748they are betting on you being retarded (100% success rate)
>>60173730would you keep it down please
TRUMP: ALL TALKS WITH CHINA TERMINATED UNLESS TARIFFS PULLED
Low carbon footprint. The company uses a unique recirculating aquaculture system that reduces the amount of water and space required to produce seafood products intensively.There is a huge potential for this to go beyond the US and enter the Asian markets (As an Asian, we love seafood).ARK actually owns 10% of the company, which shows how much Cathy Wood and her analysts believe in the company.One negative aspect for this company is the consumer acceptance of GMO food. People are ignorant of the potentials for GMO technology. As someone who loves food so much (So much to gone to graduate school for food science), it infuriates me when people shoot anything GMO-related.
>>60173737will they think this literally until the last second of wednesday?
>>60173736Then you're fine (for now). Just remember to declare values properly, the importer of record is responsible and they might step up enforcement. You don't want legal trouble.
>>60173765based retard
>>60173639Sanguine af right now. Considering my tax options on an inherited IRA.
If Knights Pasture/Roy Choi is trying to hostile takeover a company, is that a good sign?
>>60173628>!!!
praying that he says that israel will still be tariffed and the market pumps again
>>60173748it's literal, actual copium overdosejust look at this shit:>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/one-wall-street-bull-still-sees-a-stock-market-rally-these-levies-will-eventually-be-negotiated-lower-160859105.html
>>60173788you're a dreamer eh
>>60173766>pic howling
>>60173406She's retarded, but she also knows her followers are retarded and will literally scream and cry and shit their pants at the mention of the big scary buzzword "globalism". Neither she nor her followers actually know what the fuck that means or why it should apparently die and when it's considered dead or anything else. But it sounds big and scary and cool. Tldr: MAGA retards
>>60173406If this retarded whore is saying it, then the opposite is true.
>>60173799I am in tune with the marketat this rate even after tariffs are in place we'll still pump because they'll totally get lowered two more weeks
>>60173765holy shid
what are the jews up to now?
>>60173794They won't be lowered until 2026 when they get a veto proof majority.
https://youtu.be/Pi3_Zs-oRUo?si=yHJSN8MYn6moj2UK>you bought the bottom right? You didn't fall for chinksects right? You noticed bulls cutting their balls off right?
>>60173759I am tired of pretending this isn't the future of fish.
>>60173628
>>60173628We're moving right past recession and depression all the way into despair
>nasdaq positiveit's over
>>60173756All we need is the Crown Jewels poster shilling pennies and we’re back to Covid-era /smg/
165 mensa tested IQ, here is my prediction for the future
>>60173765Based. China on suicide watch.
>>60173814>what are the jews up to now?war with iran pump
>>60173639I started investing very recently, only a couple years ago, and today was the first time I saw my main ETF going red. I didn't do anything, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't think for a moment of exiting when the fake tweet pump happenedI need to remember myself that I don't need that money I've invested before 5-10 years from now
>>60173840Post test result.
>>60173834refresh
The KING has arrived!
>S&P might actually end today above 5000Wednesday is gonna be a slaughterAnyway Nadeko wants to know how big you losses are /smg/
What do I buy. I want to fuck some whores.
>>60173628all I can find is a times of israel blogpost saying an unnamed official has said it's canceled and that the israelis are unaware of any changes
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>60173851losses arent real until I click the sell button
>>60173861textbook bullish pennant
>>60173473Because it doesn't matter. The tariffs are already so high that people wouldn't be buying Chinese goods regardless. An extra 50% isn't suddenly going to change things. If anything, it shows Trump is just bluffing at this point because those tariff numbers are just silly.
>>60173844>war with iran pumpcopy, going all in
APOLOGIZE
>>60173839don't forget gayhorse
wow its green. bear market canceled
>>60173851>2 more days trust the plan!fucking libtards lmao
>>60173880WAGMI!
>>60173854And right as I post this the confirmation comes in that it IS canceled and the israelis don't know whyIsraelbros aren't looking so good
Someone with brains please explain to me what’s going on with Ford? It’s like THE American auto manufacturer, so how are they doing the worst out of every major car stock? I figured people would flock to it after the tariffs hit, even more so with the rest of the market falling. Do other countries buy a ton of Fords?
>>60173861>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONYellow chinksect tried to shill against Merica and got very loud on the bottom, Raid was sprayed to them
>>601738514% down, realised
>>60173875>going all indont listen to mei dont want to be responsible for your financial hardships anon
>>60173406MTG is the most retarded congresscritter currently serving,and possibly the biggest one in congressional history, which considering how fucking stupid the house is that's fucking saying something.
>>60173868YOU CAN'T JUST DISMANTLE 50 YEARS OF GLOBALISM IN AN INSTANT THIS IS ABSURD
The green market is proof of american exceptionalism.Warren was right, buy american
>Lean Hogs +0.29%
1. did you slurp2. do you think it will last
>>60173880>>60173886>>60173894>falling for another bull trapngmi
Why did they halt vix trading?I'm trying to find out for my friend.
>>60173880drop
>>60173906
>>60173910It just went red again
Is that good?
I'm giving up. I'm going to sleep and ignoring the stock market for today. Nothing makes sense and these numbers are swinging from one direction to the next way too fast to be taken seriously.
>>601738510% loss Nadeko-chan. I've been on cash for a while. I'm waiting for my watched stock to drop more so I can buy in.
>Bid is a literal CLIFF FACE after 500>Ask has plenty all the way up the scale
>he bet against america
>>60173932>not betting on the coinflipweak
>>60173924this is all quite suspicious
>a fake tweet pumped the entire stock market>effects lasted even after it turned out to be fakeHow the fuck?
>>60173913A bitNo that's why I bought some SPXS calls
its just monday btw
Limit Buy Orders, slow and steady as it drops go for 10% intervals, and fuggedabouit
>>60173924Chotto wait a second.Why are yields going UP in a super uncertain market? The fuck?
>>60173951Fake market
>>60173932It makes sense if you think of billionaires. They're either slupring shit up as fast as people are selling because they know they'll come out on top, or they're algorithmically staunching the bloodflow with their limitless wealth to avoid a complete collapse.
>>60173851I lost a bunch Wednesday because I thought the announcement would just be reciprocal tariffs, not the absolute bullshit it was. Recovered that thursday after switching to bear ETFs, and now I'm up 10% and waiting for the final blow.
>>60173951Showing there was such optimism if tariffs were paused baited in tons of people.
>>60173951This is the true power of retail investors being involved. absolute idiocy
>>60173951memetic magic
>>60173901where do you think the parts that make up ford automobiles are actually manufactured? not where they are assembled, manufactured.
>>60173951Was Gadhafi Mexican?
>100% tariffs on 5 cent sweatersWhite women are gonna go broke
>>60173885I still have my 4k shares of that I bought at .20 to remind me that I did the needful and was a retard for falling for such an obvious jeet shilljob.
>>60173966>>60173971sorry but both of these groups can't be doing this, and why? how does propping this up and denying reality change things?also green S&P WHAT THE FUCK
>>60173951People are extremely desperate for any positive news
>>60173718>hedge funds are literally fighting for their life right now
>>60173963So, the Chinese are dumping treasury bonds coz of low confidence?
Hasset probably unintentionally leaked stuff they've talked about on the inside with the 90 day pause and fucked up trump's intention to let things get as bad as possible for leverage. No wonder the market is maintaining so much hope
>bitfuck decouples>stock market becomes just another volatile shitcoinO I’m laffin
>>60173900Same reason they got him golfing
>My portfolio is tanking and he couldn't be bothered.Why are they so cruel?
get ready
>>60173970>>60174001But the news turned out to be fake. Why didn't they immediately flip?
you DO have a well-diversified portfolio that includes stocks and shares, bonds, foreign investments, property, crypto and minerals in order to protect you from market fluctuations, right anon?
>>60174009He definitely fucking "leaked" it on purpose to keep markets on life support, gambling that China will fold
>>60174020are the jews on speed dial every time the market moves a bit or what
>>60173999They just have to hold out long enough that Trump changes his mind and everything goes back to normal.
Is a cat, a bear, a bull, or a crab? When to start buying? What to buy?
>>60173772You think I'd fuck with Trump? Good thing is the components are small and it's for a small business, so ~$700 at a time is feasible.
>>60174005Maybe. I was honestly expecting bonds to retain their position in this shitshow as a default safe asset. At least until Powell gets fired.If both stocks and bonds are being dumped, fun times are ahead.
Good night, crabs.
>>60174019If he had to buy his own cat food he'd be fuming.
>>60174019SOFT TUMMY
>>60174025Anon I don’t think you properly estimate how much covid fucked people’s brains, they’re all left with totally unhealthy ways of coping with reality even after the fact
>>60174020Ah, explains why we're pumping.
It was NEVER about manufacturing jobs. Trump lied again. It was about new trade deals....that will bring more cash to the US....so Trump can give more tax cuts to rich kikes and bombs for Israel.
>>60174026I have a well diversified portfolio of 100% AQB.
>>60174026Why yes, I do rent a warehouse to keep 20 metric tons of salt as a hedge.
>>60174070literally me as I sell some SQQQ on a loss
>>60174071Everything orange turd is doing to fund his tax cuts yes
>>60173992we're all retarded at times anon, the important thing is learning from it
>>60173901Europeans buy a metric ton of Ford cars.
>>60174034Trump about to get bent over and spanked kek
>all markets dump>Mutts pump their market through cheating I'm mad, won't lie
>>60174071that would be bullish too bad trump wants crash this market with no survivors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk0Y6V7ulK4&ab_channel=FoxNews
I think I'm about to into SOXL
>>60173901Anon, what do you think autos are made of?
>>60173999fed is printing for the pumpers. they never use real hard earned money for this
>>60174095(some) Americans are just fucking stupid at this point and wasting money or they're trying to go with the crab
>we are now crabbing around even, gradually increasing upwards since 104% tariffs announced on ChinaThis week is going to be fucking sick, what is the tariff timetable again
Bros I just got a phone call... They're calling the option on the shares of my bike that I issued klarna to doordash ihop last week...
So did the orange retard and MAGA see that tariffs are bad for the market when it jumped 400 points on the rumor of the pause?
>>60174071You can bring back manufacturing with a 5 year plan of nonstop tariffs.People have to believe that they won't be removed.If you turn tariffs on and off every day, billionaires won't bother making a factory
>>60174119wednesday is when they go into force
>>60174019cat life looks so comfy
OOOOOOOOOO
>>60174026>do all of that shit so you can have a portfolio where literally nothing happensnah man I'm good I am holding my single all in position on a green energy stock.
How in the fuck is it even green. Complete clown markets.
>>60174128what time exactly?
>>60174071makes sense now
>>60174136Midnight est
>>60174135thats called bullish pennant anon
ya the bear is over
>>60174135options tradersretail slurpetcreally take your pick. it will go down, but maybe not today.
>>60174120give them the front wheel instead of the back it's easier to take off>>60174128my dick is a little bit hard>>60174131triangle ears ...........
>>60174071You lost.>>60174025>>60174135Tons of newfags and anons who didn't learn a damn thing from the covid market. Optimism always prevails over pessimism.
>>60174116its just jpm using non gold backed fed dollars to pump it
Lmao
oh fuck off>>60174146so after wednesday closes?
>>60174123>You can bring back manufacturing with a 5 year plan of nonstop tariffs.Uh, the deals are already looking like "0% on both sides"
What the FUCK is happening, these are some scary movements
Man anyone who can time the moment reality sets in for this delusional market will make a fucking fortune from shorts. >>60174163>Optimism always prevails over pessimismFunny how that only ever applies to US markets.
>>60173951"It good news did not exist, it would be necessary to create it"
>>60174135you expected black mondayyou got https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtc4_aAqcl0
I hope the jews can fix this, no way they will let a dumb goy ruin everything
>>60174096He wants to fund the permanent billionare tax cuts he dreams of so his family can stay wealthy foreverHe wants to do this without nuking the GOPs standing as a political party because if he touches Medicare and Social Security the most vocal voting block in america (old people with time) will revolt at the pollsSo selfishly, he declared trade war on the world
fuck off SPY you aren’t meant to be at $509
There is abundance lost in the abyss /biz/raelis
>>60174163>You lost.No, we all lost. Rich kikes, globalists and Israel won.
Honestly, I just tossed in a few k from my cash account to make my portfolio larger so it doesn't feel like I've lost much.
>>60174180Lord Bibi is visiting. We truly are blessed.
dead cat bounce??????dead????
>it keeps fucking climbing
>>60174180People gonna get another chance at 2020. Always go balls deep into tech not touched by enshittification.
>>60174183American optimism is a very real thing, for better and for worse, it sucks that you can't weld optimism plates together with liquid optimism
imagine being a europoor who panic sold when the market opened at -9% keeek
>>60174207>techkek nah thanks
>>60174191This. It was never about manufacturing jobs. He could have done that with tax incentives. This was all a grift for tax cuts for rich kikes and Israel funding.
>>60173373So anyone shorting have a plan? I have some target but if they don’t hit by Tuesday I’m not sure what to do after going 75% cash, 25% SQQQ?
>>60174163>Optimism always prevails over pessimism.What fucking optimism? The only thing we've had today is more tariffs.
>>60174212>American optimismSome might call it delusion.
>>60173766
>>60174213Imagine selling unsecured calls on any tech this morning. Holy fuck lmao. Whoever sold SMCI and RDDT calls is losing their shirt
>>60174195I already made it during the covid bullrun, retard. Keep seething about billionaires for reddit upvotes.
it broke the consolidation and pivoted upwardsit's 100% closing green todaybobos on suicide watch
>>60174217Tariff = VAT + tax incentive
>he sold
>>60174235>I already made it during the covid bullrun, retard.Sure thing, faggot.> Keep seething about billionaires for reddit upvotes.Trump fans are now ok with globalist billionaires being the only benefactor from Trump policies. kys retard
only trump can save us from this bull run
>>60174223see >>60173947
nice breakout lel
>sell: it pumps>buy: it dumpsever feel like the market just has it out for you in particular?
fuck it, we're going green now
>>60174231>he is paying attentionNot your regular /pol/tard, eh?
the perma bull always wins
so the recession is over now? people actually have jobs and prices are coming down and inflation is just a scam?
SAY IT WITH MELIB CAPITALISM ALWAYS WINS.
>>60174256You lost.
>>60174269That's why I never sell. Just buy more.
whoever made the strawpoll last night was a commie.I kept insisting we were gonna close green but there was no option to vote for it.
HERE WE GO BOYS IF YOU HANG ON TO THE SAFETY RAILS YOU'RE A BITCH
WTF I LOVE RECESSIONS NOW???
>>60174256What are you doing in /smg/?
I've never seen this amount of market manipulation by a president. It will all fall soon enough this is not sustainable.
>>60174194Yang was a solid fucking play. Why didn’t I think of that?!
NVDA going for $100 lets goooooo
>>60174223it's easy to forget that a lot of people actually respond to the narrative enough to defy all economics and think this will be good, even though no company with two braincells to rub together thinks this will last long enough to build a factory to staff with overpaid retards in 10 years to make socks >seething because shit and pee and actially at fucking 508
The trading bots broke from the twitter headline and caused that spike
WEAREBACK
>>60174286Too many DEMs chinklovers ITT
If market was to completely collapse on Wednesday or tomorrow what do I buy to make a profit of it?
wait until they try to collect the tariffs fridaythis shit will be -40%the tariffs don't matter, it's that noone will trade with a country that speaks about a dead financial idea that only third world shitholes try to get 10% out of
>>60173406i think there's a liquidity crisis.
>>60174310anything
>>60174299it absolutely raped shortsa lot of bears buying ropes atm
bump limit hit, migrate >>60173410>>60173410>>60173410
Pump until Tuesday then we go back to the generational doomp?
>>60174317Correct.
new>>60174319
Just bought 100k worth of SQQQ, didn't think I would get the chance today.
Asia is gonna crash tomorrow more
Hodl GME bros
>>60173463best i can do is asiana airlines
>>60174313The trick is to wait for next quarter data. Until then just buy shit that overbled. Unironically thinking of grabbing some PLTR
>>60174316Hello sir, who gave you permission to save the picture of my kot?
>>60174295Nnnnnoooooo! Fuck!>>60174313I hear ya, but if things haven’t dropped by Tuesday next week I have no idea what I will do.
>>60174336Hah, now there will be an announcement of global free trade without government intervention.
>>60173511he does now, doesn't he?
>>60174337Literally everything that isn't the US is going to crash more and when wednesday comes then the US tanks
>>60174285>sell x to buy y>they both go in opposite directions
>he fell for democrat chinkloving redditor propaganda>he bet against americaChinks and Yuros will fold tomorrow, check em. Gay boys really do Le Orange Man le BAAAD
>>60174316Wtf looks just like my cat
>>60174317I wasn't clear. I think it will not recover very soon. I was asking about short positions something like sqqq but my broker doesn't carry those in particular?
>>60174308I don't care if you're a chink or a libcuck or a trumpcuckThis morning was the third easiest long of my life.Gotta know when sentiment is too far gone and inverse.
>>60173406I’ll hold because it’s too late to seek, not for these maniacs
>>60173919tell your friend he still has time.he just needs to cough up a bit more.perhaps everything he's got.
>>60174291>What are you doing in /smg/?What do you mean? I want the market to go up.
> everyone thinks it's gonna dump on WednesdayThat means it's gonna pump, right?
>>60174041definitely a seafood kind of the kind the juice abstain from.
>EU proposes 25% tariffs on US good>Line keeps going up
>>60174370my apologies for stalking your cat, it seemed delectable.
>>60174286the poll that started at -5%?
yeet
>>60174414I am a young person so don't know much. If too many people short the market does that make the stocks go up? Did that happen here? I wanted to try shorting but don't really know enough about the mechanism to do it
>we might actually close greenkekw, I kneel Trump-sama.
BVLL FVCKING SVRGE!
>>60174628If you dont know how an investment will lose you money, thats a good sign to not mess with it
>>60174628depends but sortof
i hate fast threads. it just doesn't work on imageboards and they all are reduced to reactionary spamming
>>60174334No.
Why is everything green, I wanted to buy some cheapies
>>60173373I bought this at opening bell FML
>>60174662Market manipulation from a single tweet
>>60175320Could be worse, one of my friends bought SQQQ at premarket open for $58.
>>60177172is your friend me
