slurped again edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous thread: >>60173410
So what's the plan for tomorrow? Go all in on YANG and profit off of the China tariff news?
>market doesn’t moveTrump won. /biztrannies/ lost.
How do I invest in canned fish
>>60175230I think you can buy it at the supermarket
it's overnothing ever happensIV to 100 but ending in 0.00%
Just checking in here on my SOXL throat sisters, how we doing?
>0.8% gain is a victory for bulls
fake and gay market causing my puts to lose value. god dammit I paid too much for 4/10 puts to be cucked like this. is this seriously from the 90 day tariff fake news
Fag doesnt pause a single tariff tomorrow the market is going to 0 on Wednesday
>>60175230Invest in Deenz nuts
>>60175201pic sauce?
The IV is fucking disgusting right now. 4 percent drops are fucking priced in now what the fuck
the market is definitely manipulated by dark powers to end up with basically no change after all of today
is this over? we're pumping again?
>>60175249bro we sufferif I sold at the opening did I'd have 2.5kI was getting ready to press the button
Both my longs and shorts got fucked
>>60175266How? Everyone's banking on a deal.
>>60175278Yes why not?
Today went from really exciting to really boring very quickly. *yawn*
>>60175266all for nothing, orange man has spoken and has finally said something that is equally bad for US investment whether he is truthing or lying. stop fighting
DIE CRABS!
>one last bull trap before merchants call it a day
>>60175278No, we're dumping until we hit exactly 0% change.
>>60175281fucking same. Now I would have made more if I sold my puts on Friday. This sucks.
Are you tired of winning yet?
>>60175266so much uncertainty, people just want to push making a decision off and hope it goes away
Now that Trump won what will you do now?
>>60175298> for the umpteenth time, people think Trump won't do something retarded just because he feels like itI've got my Fell For It Again Award memes locked and loaded for Thursday.
>>60175298would be interesting to see how talks between Trump and Netanyahu go
>>60175201Source please, I want that girl to scold my pp
>>60175249>is this seriously from the 90 day tariff fake newsprobably as that's the only big public news for the markets thats bullish, and it coming from one of trump's advisers has deluded Wall Street into thinking he leaked something that was talked about internally otherwise the only thing that could cause something like this would be rampant insider info that trump's backing down on tariff stuff in the coming days
>>60175261google exists
Fuck it I'm not selling my shit at a loss. I'm holding it over the night because this gay as pump is fake. After-market better dump.
I have no fucking idea what to do now. Only started investing last year and did so poorly, so I've only got one green position at +12%. And that's a company that I considered to have limited shelf life because it started making the same mistakes the previous leaders in the market did. Really not sure if that stock will ever outgrow my buy-in when accounting for inflation.Meanwhile I've still got most of my assets in cash because I set my investment rate way too low, but I wouldn't be surprised if there's gonna be rate cut that kicks off even more inflation. This month food prices rose ~7% at all the small stores and ~15% for fast food, because, I guess that's just what we do each quarter now?
>>60175249I think there's a liquidity crisis.
Market is still down bigly but 10 year yield is now back to 4.15% - this doesnt seem bullish to me
>>60175332Find business opportunities in the real economy as a nimble capitalist as large corporations struggle to adjust to the new economic order. That was the assignment and anybody who hasn't pulled out by the end of the today failed it.
>>60175332What has he obtained to "won"?
>Kramer told people to not panic and to hold but also said that there will be a Black Monday>the inverse Kramer logic from his opposing stances caused a crab dayAt least, I truly see...
what do we think about the paused tariffs rumor? where did it come from? did some insider leak it as part of a court power struggle? trial balloon?
So when does the black monday thing start?
>>60175361Show your work anon. Why do you think that there is a liquidity crisis.
bears are coping and crying that they have missed the bottom HEAVILY
>move 401k into bonds>market crabs>site not loadingfucking jews
>johnson just confirmed that the house is not gonna touch tariffs at alllel
>>60175362Big 2002 vibes desu
>>60175302This.
>>60175298A deal, with who? The world? He just raised tariffs on China another 50% this morning.
>>60175384source? oh right there is none jejfaggot
>>60175344they shut it down way too fast if they wanted a pump
>>60175396I have no idea, someone must know something. Why else would they wait until Wednesday to sell instead in a panic?
The S&P really really wants to end flat.
>>60175330
>>60175384It takes one person to call together a roll to vote him out
>>60175384One could interpret this as Johnson knowing that the tariffs aren't permanent so he sees no need to worry. One could also interpret this as Johnson having just come out of Donny's room wiping a napkin across his mouth.
>>60175298I slurped today and I'm not banking on any deals. I just slurped because line went down bigly.
>>60175384Good. There are a lot of business opportunities for independent entrepreneurs now as large corporations and retailers will take years to adjust their supply chains. Take advantage of de minimis exemptions and you can rape Walmart and big box retailers on a lot of things. This is a big deal.
Slurp it upMAGA
>VIX not budging
>>60175278I think there's a liquidity crisis. >>60175278>>doesn't know his ABCs
>>60175372I think it was intentional, they wanted to liquidate shorts and revive the market even if a bit
>>60175403https://apnews.com/live/donald-trump-news-updates-4-7-2025#00000196-118f-d658-a3d6-33ffc2800000
IM NOT OP BUT I WILL BE THE HERO YOU DESIRE OP SAUCE PIC IS- Shikatte Kudasai | Please Scold Menow pump the market for me bros
This is a fucking joke right? We really gonna end flat?
>>60175413Because there's always Tuesday
Just tell me if it's going to end up red or green at the end of the day.
>>60175427>de minimis exemptionlarp, these are going away
I made a loss with my shorts todayI'm not shorting tomorrow
>>60175413Because the NYSE already lost 10% in two days and people still don't fully understand how retarded Trump actually is.Today is not going to end green anyway, sour hour incoming.
>>60175426based
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/live-blog/2025-04-06/markets-react-to-us-tariffs-china-retaliation>EU considering 25% counter tariffs>Navarro says tariffs will NOT be negotiatedDoomp already I wanna see blood
>>60175448Flat? META is up 3%+ - based Zuckerberg keeps winning somehow (jew magic)
>>60175455We're going to end gray.
>>60175376if i show u mine, will u show me yours?didn't think so.i'm not here to disclose my sauces.
>>60175458>people still don't fully understand how retarded Trump actually isI guess you're probably right.
>>60175444space != "not touch at all" faggot bearfaggotyou are FUCKED lmfao your shorting isn't getting what you need ahahahahahahahahah
> $504 SPYdon’t get my hopes up for a dump again. either crash or don’t. jesus fucking christ
April 9th-10th is the day we actually crash, that’s when import prices shoot up like a rocket
>>60175427De minimis is dying in May, anime figures are about to double in price
What the fuck is happening? Why is the stock market doing this?
im successfully spooked. sold at small profit no idea whats a good next move when it bounces around like this
>>60175298Didn't he say that there is no negotiation and he is just doing tariffs until industry goes back to America or something like that? Right now the most likely explanations are either that he really believes that, or that he really is a Russian agent trying to destroy the economy. Neither explanation makes a deal likely. I'd like to know where this hope is coming from
Just woke up. Where are the circuit breakers I was promised?
>>60175462Im talking about indexes. My meme rddt calls up huge but my actual money is down bad because VEQT is down bigly on the YTD
>>60175435>13 more points baby to give me that all time highthe spice must flow
>>60175377We're still destroying our global trade position for the explicit purpose of liberating Americans from their cushy white collar jobs so that they can return to the fields and factories.Unless all of this gets rolled back on Wednesday there's no scenario where daylight is on the horizon.
>>60175350Buy literally anything because cash is going to crater.
>>60175461yurocucks bent the knee
>>60175461They could announce 500% tariffs and it wouldn't matter, the market is manipulated and people want to believe in it.
>>60175479Markets sucking fat cope Reuters quoted one of his advisors that he COULD THERETICALLY PAUSE FOR 90 DAYS TO STRIKE DEALS
>>60175481sorry we actually pumped 2%
>>60175456They're going to stay for small business. Trust the plan. Patriots are in control. Those who obey Trump and quickly adjust to the new economic order will become millionaires overnight.
>>60175491you don't understand. The US doesn't want to negotiate. The current administration does not do diplomacy.
>>60175461>EU considering 25% counter tariffsThose are only the tariffs in response to the aluminium tariffs from a few weeks ago. Trump is moving so fast with this stuff that the EU and their bureaucracy are playing catch-up and haven't even come up with a plan for the global tariffs yet.
>perfectly returns to closeyou guys really think this shit is real? Lmao
>>60175497u mast bi niou hear
>>60175372>trial balloonLikely, admin was panicking over the weekend, leak that nonsense and combine it with Vietnam cutting a tariff on 100cc motorbikes.Drumpf really did fool me, I should've known better, he's the godfather of nothing happening. I remember in 2019 there was a government shutdown that all the miggers were saying would help build the wall. Trump cucked on it and nothing came of it, miggers spun it as a victory ofc.
And DOWN we go
>>60175491lol no
MIGAbros we got too cocky...
sour hour?
>>60175491>Negotiating means that Trump what he wants. >US won!Retard
>>60175241Not good. I had a 550k USD buy order at $7, missed it by 41 cents today.All in all down around 800k CDN in 3 days. Worse, I liquidated my ETFs this morning before the bump so now I’m stuck in cash with a small 100k SQQQ position that’s already red.
sell
>>60175523I'm unsure if I should call this bullish or bearish.
>>60175523Its funny but Congress could easily stop all of this. Why aren't they? Because they're busy short-selling positions.
What do you guys think of Altria group for dividends? Buy?Any other dividends stocks anyone would suggest?
>>60175375wednesday
>>60175478HODL
WTF WHY??????????
If (You) had $5k to gamble with (no options pl0x), would you do so tomorrow on some kind of leveraged SPY ETF hoping China cucks or spread it evenly among consumer staples cheapies?
>>60175475For China and Hong Kong only. There's so much fake news out there concerning tariffs it's going to be so easy to succeed if you actually have reading comprehension.
it’s about to mega dump right before close isn’t it
>>60175553>5k>gamblelol
>>60175553All in on Nintendo. Trust the switch 2.
>crashed stocks>crashed cryptoDog bless donald trump
>>60175332Has Trump adopted the Trudeaun way of winning by losing?
>>60175523For those who dont know, its the lobbying group that represents the biggest corporations in the US
>>60175553Invest in the real economy. Start a small business by taking advantage of de minimis exemptions to beat big box retailers at their own game. De minimis is open for Japan, Korea, and Taiwan. Rape Walmart.
>>60175476you seem to be earnest so I'll give u a clue: the bottom feeders (crabs) like you haven't been clued in as to never play when the vampires panic. just because you ate their crumbs when they were rising, doesn't mean that they will share anything on their way down. except ofcourse for their corpses.
>>60175346nta but I've already tried all reverse image engines I have saved. Do me a solid, please?
Why's everything dying
Yes, they really are just delusional. They think the worst is over.
>>60175491a glimpse into the hive mind driving the dow jones
>>60175446Based
>>60175346>googling a loli mangaThat's how you get sent to el salvador.
>>60175543I'd say it's gonna be really interesting to see the disclosed trades in a few months, but by this time I doubt they're even gonna bother with disclosing them. Trump talked about tariffs once and that prevents any evidence from used in a trial.
>>60175586you don't need it
>He still hasn't withdrawn yet
>>60175487No, you don't understand, the fact that the market will not collapse at -20% is a victory for Trump. America is now bigger and richer, tariffs are beautiful. Fuck China, we won!!!!
erm, it's not funny anymore
>>60175586ask an AI to find it for you
>>60175607it's gonna end on a high
sold my last sqqq, locked in losses
>>60175603lel>anon thinks trials matter when it's his moneytry a different approach. what matters to you the most?
>>60175599trump is cool with it
We're really going to end slightly red by 0.10%? lmao
absolute schizo market
>>60175615See you next Tuesday, wish me better luck!
>>60175609I don't know if I prefer this or the "It's good people are poor now, fuck old people or any one with a 401k" MIGA cope
Chinese stocks are mispriced, and further 50% means cheapies it may take a while, but there will be a point where boomeroids and similar retards realize Chinese fundamentals are very strong, and their trajectory unaffected by US thrashing
THIS LAST HOUR IS ITTHE DUMP IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN SELL WHILE YOU CAN
>>60175597priced in
>>60175523The Conservative Supreme Court will just side with trump even if he commits murder every day, lawyers have their hands tied. They cannot go against trump.
>>60175635nobody will need their 401ks because boomers will soon be dead from the vax.trust the plan.
>>60175609>Fuck China, we won!!!!Nigga this is just the financial war before the shooting war.
This rollercoaster is not funny at all. It means investors are actually serious about all of this, and it can utterly collapse at any given notice. They are actually scared af.
fuck this gay ass market I'm going back to /d/
Why is BTC doing exact same movements as the stock market? I thought it is independent
>closing flat from Friday after the world markets exploded >because of a lie from the morning
>>60175636>and their trajectory unaffected by US thrashingStill seems like Trump can do a lot of damage to them short term, and China might go more M-L to cope
Final hour themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo
>>60175657when this recession ends i’m going back to /dbs/
>>60175650God I love Faye Valentine
>>60175660i want to short but idk
Even normies are calling this a clown show
>>60175636their trajectory is totally affected by all the american companies having opened shops there for the necessary ccp industrial espionage at the price of their stocks.
Genuine clown world
>>60175599only if you're texan
What is this trend called /biz/?
It wants to go down, i can feel it
>Totally not manipulated btw
>>60175658in this case it's not. INSIDER HEREAMA
it's going to be another flash pump into dump into reversal isn't it
>>60175689if I was bullish, a trend reversal if I was bearish, a dead cat bounceif I was crabbish, a snib snab
>he wont remove the tari-
european and asian markets are going to recover their losses from today tomorrow, r-right?
>>60175699Futa with balls or without balls?
>>60175699Is there a nuke coming Wednesday?
So how many bought more VTI shares? sounds like a good discount to DCA even more than usual. (assuming you're a 10-20 year horizon guy and not a wanna be day trader)>>60175694
It will never crash, slurp it upTrump is too powerful MAGA
>>60175656
>>60175699I need about tree fitty.
uh-oh, stinky
>>60175681He's really going to give in before Wednesday?
I hate flats.
>>60175731>>60175707
>>60175712TO THE WINDOWS, TO THE WALL
>>60175717trump wants it to crash thoughthe fake pause thing fucked up everythinghe immediately had to deny it so the markets didnt shoot up 30% for the day
>>60175662short term, certainlyI plan to slurp and weather it>>60175684I don't follow, are you giving me 'they steal!' amerimuttoid cope? they copied and stole when they were behind, this is a good thing, it raised billions out of povertynow they are no longer behind, on balance
>breakers disabled in the last hour of trading
>>60175740I guess the nothing ever happens people will be right again and it'll be back to normal soon.
>>60175722>picrel>>60175715Old English: Wōdnesdæg Literally means "Woden’s day"Woden is the Anglo-Saxon version of the Norse god Odin, the chief god in Norse mythology.The name follows a pattern in Germanic languages of naming days after planetary gods (linked to Roman gods), replacing Roman deities with their Germanic counterparts.
>>60175707>Bessent says it's about tariff negotiations>Navarro says it's about deficits>Trump says it's about jobsThis just shows that they aren't coordinating in the slightest.
>>60175707no
>>60175658>>60175699When is the last time BTC actually moved independent from the stock market?
>>60175715Old English: WōdnesdægLiterally means "Woden’s day"Woden is the Anglo-Saxon version of the Norse god Odin, the chief god in Norse mythology.The name follows a pattern in Germanic languages of naming days after planetary gods (linked to Roman gods), replacing Roman deities with their Germanic counterparts.>>60175751anyone can AMA. except for you. back to the latrines you go.
BEHOLD! BLACK MONDAY!!
>>60175766or they just revel in the chaosmixed messaging could be seen as a strategy here and I'm not kidding
this faggot better not waste my put by walking back the tariffs
>>60175779it's been about 10 years or so, maybe more
SELL! SELL! SELL!
anyone got calls on X? trump pumped it hard today
what does slurping mean?Buying the dip?
>retail magatards getting burneda sight to behold
>>60175779the last time your mom move independently from her bull.
>>60175784the market literally got fake news'd and started living in a fantasy reality
>>60175781is this a yes, or a no?
>>60175784People think it's over.
10y at 4.15%. On a bad track to go to 3%.Are the Chinese unloading?You should not watch the clown stocks market acting like a crypto. You should look at the bonds market.
who are the retards who pump it up a bit just to get rugpulled every single day?
>>60175797Read the OP my nigga.
did /biz/ invent the concept of the crab market?
>>60175807https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nuz6iNjTkjo
why aren't YOU manipulating global markets on xitter?
>>60175810magas aren't among the sharpest knives in the drawer
>>60175803How do computers do that?
>>60175604You're right. I didn't need it.Cheeky fuck, that was difficult.
Let's say I want to dump $5k into the market. When should I do that? When should I go long? When will Trump's retard roller coaster end?
>>60175834they have tiny pajeets running all over the circuits and rearranging the pixels.
>>60175241Sold for an 8x. It's a swing trading ETF so those units probably got redeemed unless there was more demand. How about you?
>>60175826>8 like post saved people billions of dollars
>bessent to start negotiating with japanyeah, the bond market called it. the "bringing back factories" nonsense is done, they're pivoting hard towards "making free trade fair". navarro is probably getting the axe.
>>60175821No, see https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/crab_market
>>60175845About 930 this morning would be your best bet but honestly wait till China reacts tomorrow
>>60175821https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxNOLIAtEI4
>>60175858Any country bending the knee are actual cucks
>>60175805We've know for ages that was fake so why hasn't it resumes tanking then?
>>60175845you go long immediately but you're not allowed to regret it
>>60175786maybe, but what would the purpose be? The only one i can think of is to keep the markets from crashing for as long as possible because they really don't have any intention of negotiating
>for the past two years, -1% on the S&P would have been a real bad day >today it feels like a borderline miracle fuck me this is a wild ride
https://x.com/NewsWire_US/status/1909324169650528546AHAHAHAHAHA
>>60175845it's like the lolocoaster of death, only this time the steaks have never been higher.
>>60175874It's financially beneficial to live in this alternate reality
>>60175884>immediately pumps afterwards
It'll turn out fine.
>>60175864kek
>was 3x on chinkstock>sold at 2xCan't fight the fucking gravity I guess, the last Trump tweet was my capitulation
Are we pumping to 0 again? How do I learn to embrace perfectly flat markets? Can you even make money off that?
ISRAEL KEKEDHOLY SHIT
>>60175306this, today provided a great opportunity to load up on puts again. Trump does not have much of an ideology except for tariffs and with Navarro he has a rambling lunatic as an advisor. China won't back down, the EU won't back down, this will be resolved the hard way.
>>60175872there's gonna be token concessions just like last time (remember the foxconn factory?) and the orange retard will be able to claim som wins for his drooling base. it's the best outcome for everyone except maybe china if they end up isolated and squeezed. navarro's crackpot american juche ideology would have been a total disaster for the globe.
>major american indexes moving like shitcoins right now
>>60175884apologize
>>60175889can you hear the music? if you don't, don't play.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwGPb0Hvw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3uOBiv7R8QTrump look weak and tired
>>60175884did he bring any dirty laundry?
>>60175917Iv is unbelievably high on puts right now. Calls on low caps are the play
>>60175898i think i've met you before anon.are you out already?
This is not good. Holy shit.
>>60175944no shit, he's being forced to cuck. the navarro/lutnick faction appears to be losing to the bessent/hassett faction. trump's retarded dream of zero trade deficits is dead, cooler heads prevailed.
I can't believe Israel backed down. The tariffs stay on Israel. If fucking ISRAEL can't get the tariffs off, nobody else stands a chance.Buckle up folks. It's all red from here on out.
>>60175944TALK ABOUT THE TARIFF YOU MONKEY NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE MIDDLE EAST
>>60175944he's 78 years old. average lifespan of american men is 77.
Trump looking very orange and low energy today, no smiles
Do I buy. Is the bouncing cat alive? What do I buy?
>>60175970lol I forgot about that thing
>>60175977Can you explain to me like im your retarded stepchild with minimal experience in finance
>>60175989one of his dumbass advisers ruined his grand plan, I don't blame him
oh shit its coming down
>>60176001Bibi flew into Washington to convince Trump to drop the 17% tariffs announced on Israel. Bibi opens his speech with "You do the things you say you do" and "We will eliminate the trade deficit between Israel and the US." In other words, the tariffs stay until Trump's demands are met.It's all ogre now.
>>60175985>average lifespan of american men is 77.Way too much
>>60175859>cite usenet who stole it from here
>>60175919
>>60176001Well see there's niggers and there's jews. And don't get me started about the fake market. Ultimately it goes either up or down or sideways.
NO PAUSE
hmm so the news say that there is plenty more to crash. this must only mean that this is the bottom but they want retail to still sell a bit
>>60175877mixed messaging causing uncertainty means the various adversarial markets wouldnt know what direction move inchina, eu, et. al. would be forced to make decisions for themselves rather than as a congregating force against a singular certain doomthats the best cope I can come up with
>>60175985"I was on a treadmill for the first time actually in quite a while, and it was at a very steep angle, and I was there for a very long time," he said. "They were surprised. And they said, 'Well you can stop now, that's amazing.' And I said, 'I can go much longer than this if you want me to.'"
TRUMP SAYS NO PAUSE ON THE TARIFFS HOLY FUCK
>>60176001the market cope is that countries can negotiate down tariffs to reasonable levelsIsrael is best positioned to negotiate given its heavy influence in congress (AIPAC) and having something trump wants (Gaza riviera)If they can't stop the tariffs then there's close to no chance that anyone else can
>>60175989Bibi scolded his dog for the tariffs
>>60175989He used ancient Jew magic to steal his soul. That is now nothing more than a puppet.
CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>>60175985for the kings average life span is 95.you owe me 15 years a head each.
>>60176034Yeah, I heard that. He said "we're not looking at that" when asked if there would be a pause for negotiation. No pause until the deficit in trade is gone.
>>60176035Oh shit is the news saying that? So we'll finally go full green tomorrow.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FREE FALLING
>>60176022Okay another thing to explain to me like im your retarded stepchild: why is Israel / Bibi indicating the tariffs are to stay indicative that things are ogre? why is this bad?again, like im your retarded stepchild
>>60176044one last dumpa before close, thank you so much mr drumpf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxDsBro_CQsTrump answering press questions right now btw
100% TARIFFS ON CHINA BY 12AM ON TUESDAY
>even the jews who directly made a threat on trump's life with the pager trophy dont get offit's over for the market
omg he's going to put more tariffs on china
>>60175523I have been saying there's going to be resistance from some part of the government since April 2 and every time I post about it I get a flood of 1pib replying that 1) president is all powerful and nothing can be done, and 2) his party is too frightened to offer any meaningful objection
So it really was people just BELIEVING in a pause? Seriously?
>Trump talks>markets go downGod I'm so dumb, all I had to was buy puts before any time Trump talks, FUCK
BOTH ARE TRUEHUGELY
>Trump starts speaking>Just keeps saying tariffs over and overBULLS
>America firstKneels for Israel
>there could be permanent tariffs or negotiationsTHE ORANGE MENACE STRIKES AGAINRAAAAAA
>phew, it was just a bad dream>luckily I always land on my feetCircuit breakers 1 and 2 are off the table, the kiddie gloves are off. Let it come
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60175644posts like this shit right here. every time.
>>60175877>>60175766>>60175786 trump wants to refinance the national debt and he needs the fed to cut rates so he's crashing the market to force their handhe cannot come out and say this so they're just throwing shit out to keep people confused and afraid, this is why the messages are mixed
IT COULD BE LITERALLY ANYTHINGHE COULD FUCKING KILL HIMSELF RIGHT NOW
>>60176083https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifLqzLEB3E0
lowerlows
AAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK SHUT UP YOU FUCKING MORON WE ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH A CRAB DAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH
>>60176083It is seriously unbelievable. And there is still fucking bulls slurping.
Trump goes liveMarket finds new 52 week lowsIts that simple
>>60175970the dot and this book is all you really need
>>60176103All his decisions will just lead to Powell raising rates, the Fed does not answer to the president being a faggot, it answers to employment numbers and inflation
THIS GUY IS MORE FUCKING SENILE THEN BIDEN EVERY WAS
like I said -1% is something of a miracle today given all the bad news1 (one) singular fake piece of news is what's keeping this upunreal how much effort bobo needs to put in to move an inch, while mumu farts to move a mile
NOW WE'RE JUST NOT GOING TO TRADE AT ALL HAHAHAHAHA
Can he really put a 100% tariffs on china?
>>60176110BURN IT ALL DOWN TO THE GROUND TRUMPOFFER TRIPLE TARIFFS ON CHINA AND THE EU IF THEY DONT BACK DOWN
Nobody gives a fuck about gaza
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>60176120If only
>>60176122his neurons have been tariff'd
>White House video feed down!
>>60176103did you even check the 10 year today? It's up to 4.15% even when the market is crashing. It means there will a recession with high inflation
>>60176120cope, everyone is predicting a rate cut
>>60176134asmongold's stream is still up
>>60176123HODL FOR LIFE
>a billion trillion percent tariffs guaranteed>-0.5%
>>60176142The voices in your head are not everyone
>>60176143>>60176134I miss world of warcraft.... why is everything so fucking stupid now......
God today was crazy>free falling to -4%>tweet about tariff 90 day pause>skyrockets to +4%>tweet revealed as fake>plummets>rallies>trump tweets again>back to fallingkino
>>60176146It's ok we got the HOOTIS
>>60176146maybe pump
>>60176142July rate cut predictions have been entirely on a year's worth of steady inflation reduction back to 2%The tariff effects causing unpredictable inflation aren't even in yet, let along measurable in a reasonable forward sense. If they cut rates this year it's be another miracle.
>>60176147https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/stock-market-trump-tariffs-trade-war-04-07-25/card/investors-now-expect-five-fed-rate-cuts-this-year-VhK6Ppwy5qYTJed9V4bN>10 hours agoInvestors Ramp Up Bets on Fed Rate Cutsjust google it, everyone knows it's comingyou're seething because you're a subhuman poorfag who wants le epic crash
>>60176122That's no small feat but I have to agree.At least Biden embodied the catatonic kind of senility
Taken from /pol/ The cultist aren't happy until we are all in sweatshops weaving t-shirts. Don't get too cocky gooing all in long now.
>he shorted?
>>60176125Legally speaking he probably shouldn't be able to do most of what he's doing right now but nobody is going to stop him.
>>60176146The cat should've bounced but sunk into the sand instead
is it possible that Trump as a whole can be priced in?
PUMP IT
>>60176066>why is Israel / Bibi indicating the tariffs are to stay indicative that things are ogre? why is this bad?The market is pricing in the idea that Trump is going to negotiate these tariffs away for many countries. But the thing is, Israel is basically the only country in the world that could possibly do this -- and they just failed. Israel's assigned tariff was only 17%, one of the lowest on the list, and Trump guzzles Israeli cum on the regular, and they 100% have actual dirt on him that could sink him if they wanted to... but Trump stood his ground.If Israel can't get a break then nobody is getting a break before the tariffs go live. And if nobody is getting a break, the market is going to be blood red the rest of the week.
THE LINE.DOESN'T.GO DOWN.How many times does it need to be said? Even with the worst news possible for global markets, IT WILL NOT GO DOWN.
Fuck the bubus. Fuck worms begging for a tariff pause so their chart lines can make a shape they like more. Tough fucking luck, we don't care, you lost, a new American order is being birthed.
>>60176163Investors also expect trump to pause his tariffs Turns out investors are fucking stupid and are depending on a guy with dementia
>>60176125the question if he can put 500% tariffs on chyna.delayed for about 5 years, 100% a piece. it is known.
TRUMP TEAM CONSIDERS EXPORTER TAX CREDIT TO OFFSET TARIFF RISKS
>1% swing up in 5 minuteswe really are ending green lmfao
>>60176150Never played it.Friend shilled it to me so hard he came to my house and downloaded it to my computer almost 15 years ago.Deleted that shit when he left
>>60176134> Get off. Get off. Get off. Get off. Get off. Get off. Get off it! GET OFF IT!
and now it is pumping....
POOOOOMP IT
>>60176167 "libcrusher" is a chapo-adjucent lefty troll. Take that tweet with a grain of salt.
Holy fuck, stop asking about the middle east, nobody fucking cares.
reminder that republicans will defect sooner rather than later
>>60176181How bad do you think this summer will be for California
>>60176125The way he is doing tariffs is unconstitutional by making them so big trying to offset the income tax. Not that the supreme court would rule against him.
>>60176066>ogreIt's bad for the global economy will cause a recession at best depression at worst >Why are Tariffs staying thenTrump is a fucking commie he currently is making a movement like Pol Pot's or Mao's better hope death toll is less
>>60176173Trump's priceless mate
>>60176163>cutting rates during a self-inflicted inflationary spiralgood luck, have fun
>the market moves with every word Trump sayswe are SO back
>>60176183rip deficits lmaowe're sooooooooo cooked
>>60176187clown worldthis doesnt make any fucking sense
>>60176173It would be a three Donald's problem
Why is this disaster class presser causing a pump? Fucking how?
Why is it pumping???
HOLY PUMP WE'RE SO BACK
>>60176125Not really, hes abusing a retarded loophole by blaming it on fetanyl during a fake national emergency because laws are vague
reminds me of when you're a kid and you're arguing over who's power is stronger"nuh uh, my power level is 500!""oh yeah? my power level is yours times two! taken to infinity!"
>>60176225Sometimes you gotta pump
Found this old banger think it's fitting.
>>60176173If this was done honestly then the markets would be crashing, straight up no crabbing no cat bounces just straight free fall.Everyone is hoping that the tariffs are just a joke
Lost money today. It was supposed to dump. Why the fuck didn't it? And even during the day Trump kept tweeting the dumbest shit which crashed everything last week. This is the fakest and gayest pump imaginable. Where do we go from now?
market will pump tomorrow tooit's over
>>60176237i pump to gura feet
What is the point of having Netanyahu here? KEK
>>60176001>>60176022>>60176066>>60176212>daaa jooos run americacope you've been proven wrongFACT : ISRAEL is GOOD for WAR and MILITARYFACT : ISRAEL is A TRADE ENEMY
>then it was... something elselol he's going senile
>turns out everything you learned about economics in high school and college was wrong apparentlyits enough to simply gaslight the market into thinking nothing is wrong
>>60176242People have chosen to live in delusion instead.
>>60176237I'm so glad I don't live in Texas so I can enjoy images like that.
>>60176234until it goes to far and one of you physically gets your ass beat only now there aren't any grown ups to go crying to
>>60176232>abusing a retarded loophole>loophole
>>60176125>>60176208congress has ceded the power of the purse to the executiveif the founding fathers knew, they would reanimate and shoot themselves in the head
>>60176245All he does is invite people to the white house to tell them im tanking your economy
>>60176245Our only ally
how ......... how is greem ......
>>60176240How many times must the American populace be told that the tariffs are real before they believe it? There is a limit to how much cope one can smoke.
>>60176240Are they retarded? He's done everything he possibly could to make it clear that it's not a joke and it's still pumping.
Seems like burgers are gonna have to send their sons to die in Iran, no wonder we're pumping! nothing rallies mutts like the thought of dying for Israel!
NO IT'S NOT*pumps*
>>60176245he legit ran ASAP to the white house after Israel got tariffed LOL
>>60176245Came to America to get them to help him bomb Iran so they can die and send oil back to the stratosphere
>they don't take our cropsChinese LOVE American ginseng for some reason
Im pretty sure if trump says something now that will cause sp500 to go down 2% instantly it will be the last straw for people and he will get either removed from office or someone will pull an uncle ted
How is Israel supposed to import 17% more? With the money that the US gives Israel? This is all so stupid
>>60176262you will pay upyou will lose your gibsyou will die for slavsyou will be replaced by muslims
C'MON BABY ONLY A HALF HOUR MORE PLEASE GREEN PLEASE GREEN LET'S FUCKING GO PUMP THIS SHIT
Is it time to slurp? I got black powder
>>60176249The economy has just been rich people gaslighting each other for the past few decades
He's so fucking retarded omg
>clean coal
So, Black Tuesday?
>>60176272>include the bombs the US gives them as imports>???>trade balance reached
>/smg/ cried like women all night just for markets to turn greenyou are all such homos
>spews verbal diarrhea>markets pumpI can't even pretend to be mad
black tuesdayORANGE WEDNESDAY
Even TSLA is recovering, HOW? They need China.
lol imagine what netanyahu says about this fucking guy behind close doors
>>60176269You can actually get rich off of growing it (takes like 15 years to grow, though.Chinks shell out millions every year for it and their aren’t many growers.
Eggs!
>>60176249Works for crypto which is backed by literally nothing.
300 TRILLION BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF COAL
https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/2025/04/cea-chairman-steve-miran-hudson-institute-event-remarks/what does this mean im tard
>>60176269It takes a long as fuck time to grow
>>60176285Black Wednesday/Thursday. Tomorrow will be another crabby day, probably a little more red than today, but when it dawns on people that these tariffs are actually happening it's going to be an apocalypse.Especially that 104% China tariff. Jesus christ, 104%.
>>60175664https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hY6DAr7w38
>>60176290the markets were going to be pretty fucked today up until >le pause facethen all hell let loose
e g g s
>>60176291Imagine how much would it pump if he said something good. The fact that hes not saying anything retarded is enough for a small pump
If walls street acts shocked when he does exactly what he said he would do I'm going to laugh my ass off.
>>60176290As a europoor I woke up to like -7%, watched in awe as it almost repumped to US open, and well I probably don't have to tell you the rest.
>>60176269>they don't take our cropsIs he aware it's because China has cheaper alternatives like Brazil while America bitch fucks them with crap like >semiconductors >Tariffs >sanctionsWhat they expect them to kneel to them when you literally call them the closet adversary
>>60176313You want to breed my eggs?
I got wiggle room to hold my 4/17 puts right?
>>60176306So when should I place my puts? Wednesday? I got absolutely fucked by this gay pump today
>magatard bulls getting fleeced againlmao
>>60176294Bibi Genocide seems sane when compare to Trump.
>>60176312>>60176319this will all be over by summer, position accordingly. I probably should've bought SPY today but I wanted to wait and see if it doomps more
>>60176324I'm worried about my 4/11what if it just keeps pumping because people are delusional?
>>60176302>The tariff revenue, paid for by Chinait means this guy trump hired is also retarded
Here comes the dump!
I am really really curious what happens after hours
Why is SOXL green
>>60176317wallstreet is so delusional, when the hard data comes in they gonna shit their pants and act suprised
>>60176325You've got 19 minutes. But IV's so high I doubt puts are a good bet right now.
>>60176334if your 4/11p are fucked it means youre the delusional one bub
>>60176325Never, like the other anon said the IV is so high you would need a mega crash to make money. You might actually lose money if volatility decreases
How many people bought?
RED LIGHTGREEN LIGHT
lol what the fuck is he talking about?
>>60175201>Trump on EU's response to tariffs: This is not enough. The EU "has us" in trade.EU has a great ally in America
>>60176350no I'm still in profitbut I worry if it fucking pumps to 550 or something, they're 515s
>>60176341It's so funny>He's been saying he'd do this for years but clearly he'll stop at the last minute!What a retard moment this will be.
>>60174319>>60174319>>60174319
>he bought?pumpit
Tunnels are bad but pipes are worse
>>60176247Bombing niggers in caves isn't a war. Americans should try the marshes of Ukraine.
>>60176365>>60176365>>60176365End of day trading bread
>>60176325be a man and sell vix calls.
>>60176364super mario bros i thinksomething about jumping out of pipes
>wants to refinance the national debtwhat does this even fucking mean?is he going to buy back treasury bonds in some harebrained, alexander hamilton-esque scheme?
>>60176379>>60176373>splitting
>>60175615mine sold itself when the fake news tweet triggered my stop loss :^) down 16% on the day
>>60176082US Chamber of Commerce is a private organization that pretends to be part of the US government. It is a NGO and not a US agency.
>>60176302>Normally trade deficits get wiped by a weakening currency, but this isn't the case for a reserve currency. He's saying tariffs will make us profit from this, as it's supposedly easier to go and produce stuff yourself or find other "fair" suppliers then for them to find a new consumer market.Betting that the chinks will collapse first.
>>60176397probably he wants to tank the interest rate so the debt will be cheaper to maintain
>>60176207you haven't moved out already?
>>60176254Just like the founders finding out we gave women the right to vote
> 444 replies>page 4what happened here lmao
closing pump?
What Black Monday?
>>60176421Same thing happened to me anon
>>60175844>difficult>doesn't recognize at a glance the artstyle of one the most prolific lolicon artist on comic loreally?
>>60177427>why don't you know this boring slop artist
>>60177490>buzzwordReddit is two blocks down the street, zoom zoom.
>>60177658saying someone is profilic on comic lo doesn't mean anythingI regularly skip some volumes because I don't like the artists and almost anything that makes it in the collection is very vanilla
