We're Just All Having Fun, Aren't We Folks edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous thread: >>60176365
>>60178662I need vfv.to to go to 124.74 to break even this month
still holding SQQQ
>>60178665Entire market is sucking extreme cope on a delay
what's your guess for tomorrow's pump
so what's the plan?
>>60178686I going to pump my penis into a pillow
so no black mondaygreen tuesday?
What should I do with my 80k in cashCurrent portfolio:SPY (S&P 500 ETF): $4,581QQQ (Nasdaq ETF): $4,267Options:1 contract: SPY $470 Put expiring 07/18/20251 contract: SPY $517 Call expiring 04/21/2025
>>60178692Slurp tendies. Laughed at boomers losing retirement. Steal back what was stolen from us.
>>60178692Pump pump Asia mainly China will be blood red Europe will be better but still bad
>>60178697do that today, I'm talking about tomorrow's clown show as the entire market collectively decides to huff its own farts
>>60178680Bought in at $58. How fucked am I?My timing has been so fucked this entire year. Why the fuck did markets pump today? It makes zero sense.
>>60178686+1.5%, followed by a catastrophic Wednesday when the China tariffs hit full force
>>60178627The Biden Crime Family was precisely why inflation is high. The market price action and bond price action is negating the inflationary pressures, and this is healthy for the economy
>>60178714funny i bought $70 TQQQ calls today. thanks for playing.
>>60178706Indeed. Comfiest Monday I've had in recent memory. Third Trump term when?
>>60178662Good news the Americans are the most Jewish empire in human history
>>60178729hahahahahahahaha
>>60178729WH Aides are literally the most useless retardsWho cares what any of them have to say when the retard they aide is demented
>>60178726God that red line makes me hard.
anyone else feel like tariffs have been priced in? I mean, we did already drop like 20%, how much further would it go if tariffs were irrevocably confirmed?basically what i'm saying is that the big moves have happened, and now its crab season
>>60178729>Write a cheque to the US Treasury Lmao wtf, are they actually delusional?
>>60178751you don't seem to comprehend what a 47% and 104% tariff means
>>60178729Yeah I'm sure Cambodia and Bangladesh are going to boost their defense spending and invest in /install factories in the USA
>>60178734>wd-40Fuck them, man. Absolute mafia style tactics with their formula.
>>60178684Actually pretty reminiscent of the covid crash. You should see the infection numbers going parabolic while markets were hitting ATH after ATH.
>>60178729HahahahahahhahahahAAhaHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
>>60178751Yeah dude a 104% tariff from one of our biggest exporters is totally priced in
>>60178753Yes Anon these are not serious or rational people
good idea buying soxs near close today? I've never dealt with leverage or inverse ETFs before.
>>60178729they are trying to shake down the whole world kek
>>60178783no, the market is clowning like today
>>60178662Holy shit Trump is a Iranian agent
>>60178779Don’t care. Got what I voted for.
>>60178729that's.... bold.
>>60178729
>>60178785Why wouldn't they only China is telling them fuck off while the rest of the world cowers
nothing will happen
>>60178796sex with this creature
>tariffs on Israel>but not RussiaI wonder who Trump's masters are
>>60178610>>60178375With a rare earth ban, the US will need to reserve munitions for China instead of bombing Iran. How will this affect the markets?
>>60178729>5. just give us moneytop kek
>>60178806They are sanctioned to shit, retard
>>60178729>invest and install factories in the usliteral third world tactics
>>60178805remove tariffs on nippon first
>>60178808sex with becky>>60178810all of them are essentially just give us money
>>60178806Russia still cant access global payment systems and are still under 1000000 pounds of sanctionsLiteral pariah state that happens to have a lot of oil
>>60178729imagine having a monopoly on the world reserve currency and STILL having to beg for gibs to keep your economy from collapsing
>>60178824I'm not an ameriburger
>>60178783Why did you buy an inverse ETF? You know from seeing the market almost ending in green despite the barrage of bearish news that we're probably seeing a bounce back from last week's crash.
>>60178806Tbf they are sanctioned they are likely considering ytade with them prohibited them also they are getting hit with a 500 percent tairff when they inevitably font agree to US terms for a ceasefire
>>60178779>not knowoing how business worksWhen tarffs are +20% things may cost 5% more because profit margins get squeezed. But when Tariffs are 100%+ it just means you get a new supplier and the old supplier loses market access.
>>60178751I'm pretty confident the indexes won't see a new all time high for 2 or 3 years. All the big money has left market. Trump just has to tweet something stupid and we drop 10%. The bottom is not in. There's unfilled gaps to the upside which will probably get filled before rolling over again
>>60178836my sweet lady SAID you must REMOVE them
>>60178692>do nothing>value of money goes up>win
>>60178845How long till that happens you need supply chains and networks
>>60178850sex with this creature too
>>60178836you will enjoy fairly traded animu segs then.>>60178829trump wanted to reconnect them to SWIFT as part of black sea deal actually.
im so sidelined and poor it isnt even funny
>>60178842trump said three months ago that he would do that if Russia wasn't cooperating, and he's walked much closer to Russia than Ukraine despite Russia giving him literally nothing at allBut yes the "no tariffs on Russia?!" argument is a bit silly because they're sanctioned virtually to death by the west
>>60178859Russia wanted that, Europe said get fucked why would they do that when Russia has effectively lost the Black Sea
How bad is it going to be when people realize he's going to follow through with the tariffs on Wednesday
>>60178692
>>60178845doesn't work when all your potential suppliers are tariffed to shit and nobody feels like investing into new production lines because nobody knows what will happen next week
>>60178818>>60178829>>60178842Bullshit, Iran is sanctioned and got tariffs too.
>>60178877yeah, but the US agreed to it. EU then stopped it.
Okay, going to buy BYD. They're eating Tesla's lunch and they aren't selling in the US anyway so they are tariff proof.
>>60178848the playbook since mar 25th has been bull traps, the most unexpected thing tho was the tariff announcement exactly at 4pm causing meltdown, and the wicks were similar to this morningdarth maul candles lol
futurebros...
>>60178882people will have to be careful walking the streets of new york because men in suits will be raining down
>>60178903Holy shit is this real?
>>60178911yes, I just got confirmation all bobos were executed and we entered the final bull run
>>60178882all i know is avg. tariff rate is higher than smoot-hawley, so.... say your prayers extra hard, i guess?
I'm predicting that tomorrow will also be very snibby.
>>60178882Hopefully the death of the GOP
I love little girls brospump the marketpump the loli
>>60178882people will be insisting the tariffs aren't real until the first earnings adjustments come
>>60178882that is assuming he does toss up whether he does or doesn't
>>60178944good post>>60178952he literally said today he WILL
>>60178931The stock market crash is hitting Democrat wealth and institutions lol.
>>60178662OIL bris what are we buying? I was greedy waiting for oil to go under 60s and only bought 20 shares of NOG. I'm wondering if 60 is the floor.
>>60178686I live in the area so I'm going to stand outside the CNBC studio with a megaphone and tell TARIFFS CANCELLED at 10:43 am EST. Just a heads up for my /biz/ bros.
>>60178959>he [...] saidyeah but he says a lot of things
>>60178966Trumps policies are raping GOP states such as Texas, who cares about the clown market right now
>>60178729euros would have more money to buy our stuff if they dismantled their welfare state
>>60178952he would have backed down if today and tomorrow had been bright red, the crabs will encourage him to go through
>>60178931>>60178966hopefully the death of both so we can move past two parties
>>60178972yeah, but he said in front of the reporters 24 hours before tariffs go online after being asked multiple times and refused to waive tariffs for Israel
>>60178838I'm assuming that eventually realization will set in and the crash will continue. Today was just people not wanting to believe the writing on the wall.But it would be my luck that the market would the complete opposite of whatever I did.
>>60178976americans would have more money if they didn't disintegrate 80 years of atlanticism in a few weeks too, but it is what it is.
>>60178975More like Silicon Valley/California tech stocks, but ok, think what you want.
What does tomorrow look like?
just bought, wish me luck.
>>60178996idk I live in todayany tomorrow residents?
>>60178996bullish crab
>>60178996another crab or cope pump until bloody Wednesday
>>60178994Texas is one of Americas biggest foreign importers retard
I'm buying calls tomorrow. When there are record amounts of puts you know the result will go opposite to maximise profits from premium.
Futures look nice desuMaybe this pump holds
>>60178994Proof?
>>60178729The scriptwriters for this season of America really outdid themselves
>>60178966>only demorats are effected by the ecomomic downturn>republitards are getting so rich broImagine being this retarded.
>>60178882Nothing
>>60179015>massive economic event>i bought RDDT calls today Lol
>>60178996someone remake that today + futures = tomorrow production matrix for red green crab, it was wrong for today iirc
>>60178994>Source: I made it up.
>>60179011Show me which ETF is hit harder than the Tech Sector's XLK during the past month of tariff talks. Go ahead, I'll wait.
>>60178692Well, they succeeded in eliminating capital gains tax, so I'm happy.
anyone buying the tsla dip?smartest play right now.
>>60178753You laugh but I fully expect people to be writing cheques out to one Mr. President of the United States.
>>60179053>Buying TeslaThey are about to ve fucked hard
>>60179050>No rebuttal
Also, you guys don't even really like what he's doing? you know we're all going to fucking die right?
i honestly can't wait for zoomies to experience their first "working age" recession.
>>60178882He's not. He say the other nations had given him adequate compensation for the trade imbalance (without saying what) and put the tariff on hold for 90 days.
>>60179033I thought Republicans were just a bunch of poor rural trailer trash all these years? So now they are suddenly all rich tycoon billionaires with complex long-short portfolios when its convenient for your low IQ propaganda?
>>60179017how will it holdthe tariffs are literally not priced in properly
>>60178996bearish crab
Alright... I got $53k in cash to investHow do I get my money back?
>>60179066Generally speaking a crisis is always the best time to get rich, you just have to buy the crash and wait
>>60178923>smoot-hawleyreddit meme told you this caused the great depression and that the world is the same as in the past.
>>60179066we're seeing a cycle complete where the parties change targets
>>60179053tesla is fucked. musk is going to commit sudoku any second now
>>60179053Look at what moved big today.Those are your plays. RDDT shares or calls and BABA shorts are the play
>>60179041it was wrong because these are unprecedented times, I wanted to buy and dump some euro stocks tomorrow but I'm too scared to do anything, even betting against the market is scary
>>60179094it was wrong because the volume was 10x usual and every bot was instantly pumping and dumping everything
>>60179084the world is even more globalised than back then so it's going to hurt a whole fucking lot more retard
>>60178975>>60179011>>60179033>>60179047>>60179065https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=etf&st=w4Here you go retards. Let's which one of you sub-80 IQ, financially illiterate morons can be the first to figure out how to read a basic ETF heat map. Whoever has a light bulb go off in their head the fastest wins my acknowledgement of their braindead posts.
>>60179090>BABAAny Chinese stock unironcally they just became uncompetitive to the American market
>>60179053Tesla is going to be -50%+ for the year after a few daysThe meme stock is being humbled
>>60179071The market pumped on a fake tweet lmao. There's a disgusting amount of cash on the sidelines waiting to jump in for a few weeks until the effects are seen next quarter
>>60179070You are too retarded to be able to vote
>>60179105Fucking based
>>60179113yes but tariffs will literally go into effect tomorrow end of day and they'll start blocking deliveries at ports
>>60179111This it's >boycotted in EU>Going to have to deal with possible recession(probably will happen)>China going to try to increase dumping of auto in other markets It's going to brutal
>>60179080>>60179094I'm going to keep dry powder and hope I have big balls trying to buy the bottom
>>60179107BABA has the easiest chart. Maybe PDD but I have trouble with that one. RDDT is this years META. It won't be touched by any euro shit and it's basically a license to print money because they can lie about user metrics as much as they want and their free jannies are baked into the price
What the fuck? Why is the future markets going up?
>>60179117Good one, NPC. Really thought provoking knee jerk reaction you had there.
>>60179105>my reddit meme told me the world is even more globalised than back then so it's going to hurt a whole fucking lot moreRetard
>>60179106>doubles down on making shit up as a sourceThis proves nothing besides how retarded you are. You really do have to go back >>>/pol/
>>60179141tariffs aren't real, they're made up, tariffs can't hurt you if you pretend they don't exist
>>60178662>Audi and Jaguar-Land rover have halted shipments to the USHave you said thank you /biz/
>>60179084It obviously didn't cause it, but it's basically universally accepted that it slowed down the recovery badly.
>>60179133We will see. I have a ton of cash waiting to get in if it dumps down to 450 or 400
>>60178729>I'm holding myself hostage, pay me money or I will pull the triggerIs this a phase? Are you guys ok over there?
>>60179153if it dumps that low then everyone is going in because it makes perfect sense, I'm talking if it delusionally starts pumping back to 550+
>>60179141>Trump might be negotiating. There could be good news, better front run the markets just in case.
60179145>seven posts by this id>every one of them is retarded nonsenseStop giving this faggots (you)s.
>>60179149Based, I can live off mud cookies, I'm priced in
>>60179164just filter polnigs, they're basically bots
>>60179078go all in on any major bank/tech company whenever there is some actual serious indication from red don himself that the tariffs were just a prank, if not wait for the crash to plateau somewhere in the future
>>60179153if tariffs go through and it drops to 400, are you buying on the assumption that tariffs will drop later and it will come up? this might be permadeath for insane US P:Es
>>60179160If it goes over 550 I'm fucking out. My index funds can stay but my calls are cashed out anything over 540
>>60179176I want it to dump so I can buy my world index that's inconveniently 60% USif it drops that much the rebalance will make future US performance matter less
>>60179148>He can't read an ETF heat map>He doesn't know basic ETF tickers>He thinks Tech isn't the most beat up sector in the entire stock market for the Month of March and April>He is thinks he has a right to @ meLmao imagine being this dumb. Your parents should've aborted you.
Range bound sideways chop for the next few weeks incoming.
>The tariffs havent gone into effect and the market already lost 15% in a month, but they will in 24h>Then the chinese tariffs will hit>Then the EU retaliatory tariffs will hit>Then the 2nd EU retaliatiory tariffs will hitI'm tired of living in the interesting times
>>60179176I'm banking on mango getting funnied and Vance steering is back on track under his corporate overlords. no way that dude lives if it goes to 400
>>60179149Tarrifs are just as afraid of us as we are of them
>>60179197>market keeps pumping because "time in the market beats timing the market"
>>60179141Because line always go up in the long run. Money doesn’t disappear. It just gets moved around.
>>60179208thisif you see one irl just clap and yell loudly and try to make yourself as big as possible, then they'll run away
>>60179190I would reckon that 400 is still far from worst case, but maybe I'm a doomer. today suggests a lot of people who think this isn't such a bad idea, for some reason
>>60178882thats the most bullish thing you will see in these 4 years
>>60179164>Doesn't even know how to properly quote people in 4chanLmao, you losers really are beyond fucking dumb. It's actually pathetic at this point.
>>60179199vance is even tougher on tariffs, he's rustbelter personified even if he'd probably be a lot more clever with the implementation
>>60179221There is no fucking way line goes down for an extended period of time. At worst we get a little V dump to the low 400s while the adults get us back on track
>>60179220I mean it can go worse but we went from 480 to 510 today for no fucking reason and with multiple negative newsat this point I expect news that the tariffs are not getting applied would make the markets fall instead
>>60179209>Dick always gets big again in the long run. Blood doesn't just disappear. It just gets moved around.
So what are the chances we'll be getting more of these 'fake' tweets for tomorrow?
>>60178662>OP’s picHilariousSo are we back? Recession canceled!
>>60179220M8 if SPY / SPX hits 400/4000 then its probably worst case scenario without a doubt. That is a literal great depression tier price move
>>60179233Vance is a chode who can't think for himself. Put him in a room with some old school neocons and he'll flip hard into QE and low taxes
>>60179251but what if it went back to 1 so we could buy 50k shares cheaply and then it pumped back to 600
>>60179246Nothing has fundamentally changed in the situation. We're going to keep bleeding as the dollar loses strength.Trump is choking out the whole-ass American economy. Some folks are getting a boner as a result. The end-result regardless is going to be blacking out and waking up weaker some untold time later -- or the body fighting back against his parasitic behavior and trying to remove him.
>>60178708When does China and Japan start trading?
>>60179251It would be incredibly funny but I think we already hit the bottom or we are close at least for this quarter. We have a few weeks of bull wave left to ride for small caps while the big caps crawl back up. The quarter might be nasty though
>>60179199>Vance steering is back on trackThe leaked convo hint that there's little hope of thatHe's basically in-line with this whole debacle, arguing that europeans should pay the US directly for enforcing the current world orderI dont think there's any stopping this, it's happening and it will only stop when the american taxpayers hurt too much
>>60179015yeah trading is a lot more accessible than it was back then. no longer do you have to walk to the exchange to do it
>>60179268after cheeto asks japan to dissolve the state into a US military base>>60179275we need to go at least to 450 or lower to hit the bottom if you get a 45% 105% tariff on your biggest importers
Do you think we'll get a proper bear market after everyone else forgets that they were trying to get rich from a bear market?
>>60179238For this reason I'm definitely keeping my hands clean until things are in the shitter and something happens in washington, no fucking idea what sorcery is afoot>>60179251in one day it does seem insane, but realistically if these tariffs actually go off, these companies will absolutely lose more than a fifth of their revenue generation capacity, and retaliation not even factored in. I still think the sheer scale of the actual damage these would cause is too wild to be really taken seriously
>>60179257now that you mention it he has some very serious daddy and mommy issues so he's probably very easy to influence, they analysed him in depth on times radio a week or so ago
>>60179174You won’t be laughing in 2 more weeks! Putin will show you all.
>>60179278>american taxpayer hurtingYou don't NEED grocery to survive
2 hours until the Chinese markets open, what are your predictions?
>>60179278I fucking hope not. This administration is completely retarded and I'm praying he's just gonna flip back to pre Donny era if he croaks.If Iran gets bombed though then it's probably ogre. The staging is already being set up so it might be their play to distract from tariff bullshit
>>60179268japan in an hour, china in 2.5
>>60179298I predict sex with becky
>>60178931Good. I want a right wing party without all the gay family values/religious bullshit.
>The market can’t fall below post-Covid recovery rates because…it just can’t okay?!
>>60179286I mean in theory. Bloomberg expects -3.5% gdp growth with these tarrifs. All the big banks are making quarterly predictions Friday. One would think market reacts, but after seeing SOXL jump 35% in 5 min today I am broken.
>>60179334Trump won.
>>60179298Baba looks like it's going to fucking zero Tencent might do okay
>>60179304Thanks, any predictions? I’m thinking Japan +4, China down 4.
>>60179330This is really unfair to all those people who voted Trump in for the racism, not for his economic policies.
>>60179150>Gay car brands banned from AmericaHoly fucking based
>>60179330I mean abortion is a real tough topic. Of course I support dead babies but there is just something that feels wrong about a woman having control over her own body?
>>60179337Yeah I'm glad I'm being really conservative with my moves, today was weird.
>>60179349I predict that I will be tilted and bamboozled
>>60178692Plan?
how low does the market have to be for trump to cuck
>>60179380Starts strong, big crash later. Just on vibes
>>60179150>Jaguar
Is gap going bankrupt? Especially with the tariff shit, I dont see any recovery for a company that was already going down the tubes. They sit on a lot of cash via inventory, but that's just because no retailers are buying it.
>Semiconductors company Broadcom (NASDAQ:AVGO) announced on Monday an up to $10B share repurchase program through December 31, 2025.>The company said the repurchases may be made through a variety of methods, including open market or privately negotiated purchases. ya just a lil 10 billion dollar stock buyback by one of the major nasdick semiconductor companies, no biggie
>>60179397sounds about right, never putting in sell positions for market open again with futures being so awful , should have just waited for open and trusted it would at least crab at some point
>>60179417Most mall fashion is dying or going bankrupt
>>60179330we need the biz party, and their main point should be to remove the voting rights of people with a net worth below 500k USD and obviously also women
>>60179432Safe long puts then? The income statements are dismal.
>>60179296>What is a food desert and how much of America is in oneYeah, technically, you don't. You can just eat all your meals as fast food.Or y'know go beg at farms to sell direct to you despite their exclusive contracts which say they can only sell to X or Y company because all the family-owned farms are going bankrupt and/or will be bought out by Chiquita and Friends.Oh! Or you could do some bullshit like Factor and pay approximately 5 to 30 times the price of the groceries you could get at a store if you didn't live in a food desert. That presumes that USPS doesn't get blown up though, as they're massively subsidizing all sorts of shipping costs at the moment.
>>60179407>It’s time for Tranny Tubbies!>Its time for Tranny Tubbies!Investing in rope.
>>60179423it wont even be visible on the chart if thats not all on one day
Got 35K in a retirement money market account and 15K personal, when do I put it all into SOXL?
>Apple to source more Iphones from India to bypass tariffs: report SIRS!
>>60179305L-lewd
Didn't Toyota already try creating auto factories in the US but found that US workers were total dogshit so they just imported their own workers from Japan?
>>60179452>food desert is when more than 1 mile from a grocery store>What is a food desert and how much of America is in oneThe amount that only likes fast food and processed food. Food deserts exist because of a lack of demand.
>>60179472technically soxl and tqqq have reached the bottom. does not mean it will shoot up like a moon rocket but they are at bottom now
>>60178706>boomers demand we crash the economy over virus that has 99.97 percent survival rate and doesn't effect young people>boomers seething over shutting it down to bring back manufacturing, the jobs involved, and fair trade while lowering taxesTruly boomers are the worst generation
>>60178729accepting tarrifs doesn't giive the us revenue, that isn't how tarrifs work. why don't people understand this?
TARIFFS ARE OFFICIALLY PRICED INBUY BUY BUYTHE GOLDEN AGE IS HERE
>>60178996Pumps on news that Drumpf bent the knee at approximately 1pm ET, SPY 540 by EOW as he moves on to some other bullshit thing to meme about next week
>>60178662Last week, Monday - Wednesday experienced a small respite ending in the green until Tariff's kicked in Midnight of Thursday when everything plummeted.This minor relief rally should be neutralized this Thursday after the additional rounds of tariffs are imposed.Given how even major banks are using the "R" word (Recession), there is no reason that the markets should be green. I think most Americans don't know about this Wednesday's tariff and thought it was over.
>>60179533The Golden age is here
>>60179484>IPhone 15 was made in India LMAO thus is going to go great
>Stellantis willing to help suppliers with tariff payments on partswould be interesting in the short term if companies weave deals to offset payments from the tariffs if they think Trump will ultimately back out of them
>>60179520No. They exist because of Wal-mart and city planners and NIMBY.Guess what about all that fast and processed food? A huge volume of it relies on imports. A huge number of fast food locations are run by sole business owners contracted with corporate. When they go bankrupt and there's no grocery store nearby: Sure, you could get a Meijer.Or you could get people forced to consider abandoning towns because literally there's nothing to eat there anymore.A lot of the US was built presuming that nothing will fundamentally change. Lots of small towns are not resistant to this sort of broad and sweeping alteration of the economic landscape.Some people have no options except to move, which means complete economic ruination for many. And you're homeless when you get wherever you're going. And homelessness is illegal.(You) may not need groceries -- but towns, and especially remote ones, do. When they run out of food and are high in strife with nothing left to loose they're not going to just lay down and die.
>>60179233>vance is even tougher on tariffsVance is Peter Thiel and Big Tech's onahole and would do whatever GloboCorp demands of him the millisecond he was made POTUS
>>60179551watch it pump anyway. tariffs are a beautiful thing and will make stocks great again!
>>60179484>>60179565yeah i don't want an ipooill switch to Samsung
>>60179551Americans would still buy even as they're car and home are being repossessed. I don't trust anyone over there to be aware of anything.
>>60178996spastic green because of this >>60179015
>>60179572You're both wrong. They exist because of black people.
>>60179572https://news.uchicago.edu/story/food-deserts-not-blame-growing-nutrition-gap-between-rich-and-poor-study-finds
>>60179582>Samsung Already Jeeted
>>60179582>>60179599They sell alot of Vietnam though
>>60179598Yeah, nobody learned to cook because nobody had access to decent groceries. Sudden access to groceries won't change anything, but it's also the only buffer to a town going rabid if all the fast food gets run out due to bankruptcies if nobody has the money to spontaneously create a new local grocery store.People will not put up with 'guess I'll just starve.'
>>60179572Based. The Cyberpunk megacity timeline is upon us. I can hardly wait.
>>60179599>>60179610my galaxy will be made in korea, tyvm
>>60179002Present. Tomorrow looks like a mixture of ups and downs, moving in the side direction until the end of trading day. Back to you, today anon.
>>60179628this is the cryptobros plan btw and has been for a whilehttps://www.praxisnation.com/
The tarriff war is about funding the war against the underground demons coming out of china. The portal to hell is in china and the biden admin was about increasing global spending to advance technology to help us better fight the underground demon hybrids. Every other country then china is in on the plan but china keeps fighting back because they need the demon people to fight our shadow global militaries. The tech oligarch meeting was just cover for discussing various computer technologies to counter horrific underground monsters and covid19 was just the big flip to try to pivot critical hardware manufacturing outside of china to build the technologies without dependence on the underground war enemy ally.
I hope these green markets encourage trump to triple down.
>>60179628If only you knew exactly how much the oligarchy in America right now literally envisions Pondsmith's Cyberpunk as 'the future we should have and can bring into existence'.The 'Dark Renaissance' shit they're always talking about is literally oligarchic megacorporate corporate megacity bullshit.All of them have read Snow Crash. All of them think 'that sounds awesome and I want to build that'.
I sold everything between 9:44 and 9:45 AM
>>60179598Like I said. It's black people.
>>60179582Samsung is fucking worse. I have a new s24 and it is horrible. SK gooks are the same as pajeets.
>>60179634Nice then it's a better quality then their crappy palnts
Close for a small gain tomorrow, then short because Thursday is looking grim and should knock down buy the dipfags
28 times earnings is the dipbuy the dip guys!!!nothing bad has ever happened from buying into record volatility!!your stock is definitely gonna pay dividends worth the price someday!!!
>>60179689They make them Jeet land and Vietnam
>>60179671And if you haven't read Snow Crash, here's a brief summary of its plot in case you're all 'well how bad could it be'.
>Cantor Fitzgerald sticks to bearish view, citing tariff uncertainty as a major risk>Cantor Fitzgerald reiterates overweight TSLA value
>>60179663Interesting link. Thank you. Who runs this project? Looks pretty ambitious.
Trump is a racist, who treats people differently based on their race.He's not a white supremacist who wants to kill other races, he's just racist who wants races to do what they are designed to.White people are not supposed to code, they're supposed to grow food through agriculture and work in factories. Educated whites should design cars and houses. Short big tech, trump hates coders. The EU will tariff and tax Facebook, Amazon and other companies that trump doesn't care about at all. America will fall behind in coding in the future. The entire world will dump american cloud solutions because trump knows, that's not for whites, whites are supposed to build stuff and make cars.Long manufacturing, car factories, agriculture and any industry where you have to autistically use your strength. Trump wants rednecks and real whites to prosper.
yo Jamie, bring up trump's tweet about taking your meds
>>60179713>CIA>Library of congressWhy ?
>>60179701nothing wrong with vietnam, galaxy s's are made in namyou keep your ipoo
>US is a failed state with SP500 at 5000yeah it's not priced in yet
>>60179671I've read Snow Crash, it's a good book. I don't know, I've spent time in cities in Asia that could be described as "Cyberpunk" and I liked them quite a bit. Much better than the decayed and depressing rural slums we have in the US like in Appalachia, or disgusting, dirty, sprawled out slum cities like Los Angeles.
>>60179730yeah not like tariffs will literally rape agriculture like they did already with chinatrump is going to be lynched before the US sees yoy growth again
>>60179730Trump isn't racist. He's wealthist.He wants the wealthy (which is to say himself and whoever he assigns to his oligarchic money-council) to rule and for everyone else to do the slave work to keep the wealthy comfy and entertained. Has nothing to do with skintone. He will deport you to El Salvador for money if it comes down to it. The only thing you can rely on Trump for is that he is literally out for himself and nobody else.
>>60179756It is. Stay poor.
>>60179766You like the aesthetic and visiting the place. You will not like the life or living in the place. The Torment Nexus from "Do Not Invent the Torment Nexus" is a cautionary and exciting tale -- it is not a place where anyone should actually live. Yet techbros are obsessed with building the Torment Nexus because it has 'the cool aesthetics'.You think you'll be getting a lead role in Cyberpunk 2077. What you're going to get is a disposable character sheet for CY_BORG where the only guarantee is that you will die.
>>60179786>maoist migger calling anyone else poorkek
>>60179786not a chance in hell lol. people are just huffing bloomberg and fox business copium that there is some larger strategy to tariffs or that trump will listen to reason and not enforce them, despite him saying hes definitely going through with it over and over again. Regan worshipping boomers are picking up the liabilities from larger firms who are actively selling right now. Blackrock said i think today they expect a further 20% contraction. And most financial experts are expecting a long term market multiplier contraction over time because the US isnt seen as a reliable investment hub internationally anymore. Even if trump did get what he wants and gets rid of the trade deficits that literally directly cuts OUT of the market cap of the investment market GDP=CIGNX -NX = +Iprices will go down more
>>60179768>>60179769You guys are absolutely delusional.Why is america the richest country on earth since 2000? In 2000 the EU and USA were very close in economic size.What happened since was the coding industry of America which drove up GDP.Why doesn't trump count coding exports like electric health record systems, cloud solutions, storage solutions, AI as anything valuable?Why doesn't he care about Microsoft, Netflix Facebook and Salesforce having a stranglehold on europe? He doesn't treat those as exports because he only things physical goods matter.He wants physical goods like food, plastic and metal to be produced in America because he thinks that's the racial role of his race. He thinks that's in his genes. He's german after all.He only likes Tesla because it's a car not a computer.
again i ask why no one seems to believe that the worst has yet to come
>>60179811trumpism is basically maoism
>>60179828yup
>+1.2% futuresClown markets are back in style, let's fucking go.
>>60179826The worst is yet to come for fang, fagman etc.Prepare for a coder exodus. EU and china will recycle them though.
>>60179826They're true patriots who believe in their leaderHeart warming
>>60179754Trust me, don't get a new galaxy. I regret it deeply. Youtube videos stutter, apps have way more bugs, a lot of webm files either don't play or are broken and a whole lot of other bullshit. My old phone didn't have any of these issues
>>60179826I believe it anon, I believe it very much
I am going to keep losing money unless I cum inside a woman
>>60179822>Why doesn't trump count coding exports like electric health record systems, cloud solutions, storage solutions, AI as anything valuable?Because he's an idiot.>Why doesn't he care about Microsoft, Netflix Facebook and Salesforce having a stranglehold on europe?Because he's an idiot.>He wants physical goods like food, plastic and metal to be produced in America because he thinks that's the racial role of his race.He thinks you have to have to present an ID to buy cereal. He has no idea 'what's produced in America'.>He only likes Tesla because it's a car not a computer.He only likes Tesla because people see it as 'successful' and he likes to look successful and surrounds himself with 'successful' people. And then he finds out they're idiots or rubes and then throws them under the bus while saying brazen shit like 'I never knew that guy'.Watch what happens to Musk. All of his allies are disposable. All of his positions are disposable. The only thing that's indispensable to Trump is his 'brand' that he's the smartest, wealthiest, person in the room. Everything else that he even thinks may contradict that can, has, does, and will burn.
>>60179834unironically bearish, if the stock market doesn’t shit the bed on Tuesday trump will go full steam ahead on tariffs
>>60179843This is another reason why tariffs don't matter for quality of life. Nobody needs a new phone every month, the technology has plateaued The tariffs won't raise CPI, the food and energy will be dumped locally reducing prices counting in CPI.
>>60179822losses in technology does not at all imply gains in other industries. That's just wrong. Recession implies GDP contraction overall. Even if you believed losses will be most severe in tech (it won't, manufacturing relies heavily on imported goods and farming relies on international exports heavily) the other sectors will also probably be in the red long term until volatility decreases. prices just go down when the market gets bearish because people price risk in differently. if you really want to long growth, go international and diversify.
>>60179864Farmers will go out of business and food prices will skyrocket
>>60179856He's not an idiot, he's just racist and race conscious. He knows who he is. He's from Munich. They make cars.
>>60179513This wasn't tsmc? It also happened to Toyota?
Is this the bottom?Post some more bottoms.
>>60179883>Post some more bottoms.
>>60179864>Nobody needs a new phone every monthYeah they also dont need food, cars, clothes, housing or electricityI'm sure it all be alright
>>60179868you think the world index will outperform sp500 in the future?
>>60179864To be fair my old phone did break after a fall and the battery was fucked so that's why I got a new one.
>>60179864>The tariffs won't raise CPI, the food and energy will be dumped locally reducing prices counting in CPI.price reduction historically only happens because of recession. the fed will unironically probably play the demand collapse against the supply collapse to control inflation, but thats like the worst situation possible. You're literally just regressing your economy tit for tat as businesses will stop being profitable at low price points and high risk and simply drop out
100% China tariffs are priced in? What about the 100% counter tariff from China and the 150% tariff from Trump?
I deployed like 20% of my cash todayMAINABRFPFEDOW (going nuclear like rolls royce)
>>60179713That's just describing current year South Africa. >1992Woah.
sell NOW
>>60179940Tomorrow and Wednesday are nukes
>>60179871You could give him ten hours and he'd never be able to point to where Munich is on a map. Saying that he even knows 'they make cars' is making a pretty grand suggestion of his level of care for attention to the world. I'd give him 50/50 odds if he's even heard that Germany Makes Cars outside of someone whispering that fact in his ear.Groceries, anon. He *does not know how to buy groceries*. He doesn't care about his 'ancestry'. He doesn't care about anything but his own self-image; not what 'that image is'. That one thing is his whole world; he does not care about anything outside of that minus a few 'pet theories' which he's certain he's right about (e.g. this tariff plan which he probably came up with in Wharton while his professor called him 'the stupidest student I've ever had'). The dude spray tans his skin orange because he thinks it 'makes him look powerful and healthy'. He thinks that if you run a lot you will die faster because we are literally batteries with a finite amount of 'energy' in them and that's what causes heart attacks (running out of 'life energy').If you just admit to yourself he is an enormous idiot whose breadth of knowledge can be summarized with the current month cover of National Enquirer who has been pampered his entire life and only knows how to apply mob and conman tactics to life, you will understand Donald Trump.
>>60179900over 5 years yeah. just go to other markets and compare their p/e to s&p companies. the s&p has just been an international liquid pump for a long time and it's a bubble overdue correction. companies in europe and other markets have better profitability but people just hear europe and run away because taxes. America's volatility and business hostility is a long term force that will shift global markets and the p/e across the board on S&P stocks will deflate, which historically you can't outrun the price decreses with profits even if you try
>someone tweets out a fairly fake headline based off of an incorrect statement that trump was going to give 90 days pause>someone on reuters blares it out on their website and channel>cnbc detects it and posts a header the same message>inside traders begin redeploying trades for the sentiment shift>the market starts lifting no one knows what the fuck is happening>the truth comes out and deletions start happening>sentiment settles and goes negative near the closelawsuits now
>>60179940Lol yeah definitely Carmer
>>60179940CRAMER YES CRASH IT AND LET ME BUY BACK IN A WEALTHY MAN
>>60179864>nobody needs, nobody needs nobody -fuck you, shut up, I get what I want because I make money and buy it
>>60179960some people are definitely getting fucked up for this. probably also all the admin and DOGE people who have massive stacks would get audited too if they hadn't castrated the legal system
>>60179960opened -5% though, so that rumor actually brought it back even. We're overpricedin by 5%
>>60179940noooo you bald bastard
>>60179971nobody will own anything and they will be happy because trump is racist or something
Nikkei in sixty secs if u even care
>>60179989owari da...
>>60179663>praxislooks like one of the many cults rich people get themselves into
>>60179940
>>60179989wow holy shit, the US psyop is working
>>60179870nope, supply will glut, if china isnt buying our basedbeans there will be billions of unsold bushles, the USDA will just gimmick the prices though
>>60179989brutal
they should at least go after the dude that uses bloomberg as a last name
>>60179940>ONE >TIME>EVENTSo nobody has priced in the 100% China tariff, eventual counter tariff and death spiral? We can do a lot lower as we get 200% tariffs on both sides
>>60179940Holy fuck it's so over
WHAT WILL THEY DO?!
>>60180017no because they have not activated and they cannot accept a reality that it goes into effect on Wednesdaythey couldn't accept the 10% going into effect on saturday until they realized friday that he wasn't going to back down.
>>60178662
>>60180017I priced those in and I'm predicting +20% tomorrow
>>60180004When should i buy basedbeans? I bought a nutmilk maker already.
>>60179960couldn't be more obvious how manipulated the markets are. theres probably less than 100 human traders in there
>>60179927>MAINinterdasting, whats the redpill on BDCs
>>60180049100 assholes running around trading stocks like pokemon cards on the schoolyard but thousands and thousands of jobs
>Nikkei opened up 4.5classic volatile nikkei
>>60180002What the fuck? Why's it going up?
Basically lost a year and a half of my life in 3 months
>>60180083doomcels... we.. we lost.... drumpf won....
>>60180083Anime 2 announced
>>60180083Japan en route to negotiateThe spirit of Shinzo Abe was said to have been seen near the planeWe're winning bigly today
>>60180083the jewish magic that sustained the american marketu has probably imbued sugio, urushi, kawaii vibes desu, no change to turampo keikaku
she's spunky
guys i went shopping today and there were no eggs in stock at 3 stores i checkedi thought trump fixed this???
>>60180083its the nikkeischizophrenic movement is kinda their thinga better look is at Australia which is up about a percent so p good too
>>60180160the globalists are stealing the eggs to turn people against trump. qanon told me to trust the plan, synthetic eggs are currently being researched and will be ready soon\
new thread when?
>>60180173if i was a trillionair id be trying to make homologous too
so tomorrow will be green?
>>60178662>Chinese ship tariff on April 17LMAO the markets are fucked so badly
my puts...
>>60180223>>60180223>>60180223new bread
>>60179940>single-handidly sending the world into recession and destroying any chance of a quick recoveryCramer-sama... I KNEEL
>>60180083the depression recession was a big lie
>>60179342...the retard contest
>>60179940>>60178883Told you.
when does Hang Seng open?
>>60180056MAIN was like touted as a great stock this year and 50 is a great entry pointMAIN is the oldest BDC and most stable i guess
