American Juche edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/previous: >>60187854
MARK IT ZERO
>no subject
>>60189485No title bake
fake and gay bounce fizzling out
Green dayTrump won
>>60189512we are self sufficient and don't need catalogist dogs here
Is this the master plan really?https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/2025/04/cea-chairman-steve-miran-hudson-institute-event-remarks/
FLUSH IT
DON'T GETHOOKED
BREAKING: White House says 104% tariffs on China went into effect today, per FOX
>>60189527This is absurd.
Where's the title OP?You basterd ser!!
>>60189523STOP THE COUNT
It's an actual dick measuring contest Xi and Trump are both willing to shit on their own countries for a while to save faceNeither will cave, they're both made out of the same egoThis is the best opportunity to buy the bottom probably since the Great Depression, maybe even better than thatNeither one is gonna cave
TOTALMARKETDEATH
>>60189515It's over.
>>60189527Basically total capitulation, no wonder SK jumps this dick in a nanosecond
>dead cat is bouncing
>>60189526>THREAD JUCHETHREAD JUCHE>THREAD JUCHETHREAD JUCHE>THREAD JUCHETHREAD JUCHE
Amazing how following the opposite of what Cramer says still holds true
>>60189525People always said civil war was gonna break out sometime between these twoI dont think anyone had it over global trade thoughI see Musk going full aggro to get Lutnick and Navarro fired
The world as we know it may have just ended 49 minutes ago(for the fifth time in our lifetime)How do you feel about this?
>>60189523Why are they like this?
>>60189527The world is simply going to split. New cold war.
104% on China IN EFFECTDOWN WE GO
>>60189527What global public goods are they talking about?
>>60189527>Basically a bunch of warlords expecting tributesIf this was a movie plot everyone would call bullshit
are we actually doing 104%? surely not right
>>60189550TOTAL CHINK DEATH
SCREAM IF YOU WANNA GO FASTER
>>60189581You know, "stuff"
>>60189583He only told you he would 10+ times.
This isn't fair, I want a refund.
>>60189583Apparently it's happening tomorrow, now...
>>60189581dollars
>>60189581You vill eat ze bugs.
I like how biz went from nobody posting because of the email/15 minute wait shit and now threads are flying, fuck off crying fed faggots
I know this isn't what's happening, but I could believe that this whole thing is just Trump testing if the market is real.Like>let me make these decisions that are the worst possible for the global economy, so obvious and clear that it should guarantee an immediate market collapse>market crabs
Fire up the fake tweetsWe gotta keep this day green
so are we gonna pump now that everyone thinks it will go down?since the market seems to do the fakest and gayest thingshould i sell my puts?
>>60189550Xi and Trump are gonna be great foils for each other when they make the Tencent Video original series about this time in history
>tariffs for China go into effect>Stocks pump wtf
>>60189600
>>60189594AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60189485Love it OP, well done. KEK
>>60189583Yes. It's two leaders made out of the same shitNeither one is gonna caveMy brothers, this is the greatest opportunity I've ever seen
SOONER OR LATERIT ALL COMES CRASHING DOWN (CRASHING DOWN)CRASHING DOOOOWNWHEN EVERYONE'S AROUND
>>60189571What happened 49 minutes ago?
Juchebois in the building.
Right now, there is some maga moron not checking the news or his portfolio because he believes everything is going to work in trumps favor and the markets will surge. He invested hundreds of thousands of dollars. He will not check anything until tomorrow evening.Realistically there is at least one or two people like this right now.
I'd be in favor of milking rich people any way possible. Billionaires shouldn't exist
GET WALTER OUT HERE NOW!
A TOTAL MARKET DEATH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE GUYS AAAAAAAAA
>>60189523>>60189544>>60189574>female non-denominational (((multicultural))) church leader is running Trump's "White House Faith Office"Absolutely fitting for modern day America lmfao
>>60189571its over
trading in my SPXS for SOXL yesterday was a big mistake
>thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot6mrjyFMaI
>>60189625104% China tariffs went into effect
>>60189618Trump is thr kind of person that managed to bankrupt his casino.Poetry.
>>60189570Everyone was saying it would just be because Musk is autistic and Trump is cool
boing
>>60189618EU RULES ENTITLE ME TO A 14 DAY REFUND PERIOD
I think the tariffs go into effect tomorrow thoughbeit
>>60189550Trade wars are a contest between which country's populace can suffer more before political change occurs to end the trade war policies.Why do Americans think they can win this? They're decadent and weak, as well as politically divided. The Chinese population is used to suffering and the Chinese government is a one party system better positioned to suppress any dissent.
So many businesses are going to shutter because they can't afford on a 104% tariff on their supply chainMost business literally dont have a rainy day fund for this kind of extreme shit
ITS OGRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>60189637me when i lie
>>60189653it's not like the market is gonna just wait for something it already knows to make a moveeverything's that's to be known is known now
WHY WONT YOU JUST GO RED
>>60189627Fox is talking about irrelevant bullshit, he will not see this
>>60189631Her husband tried to run for office as a democrat so the satanism is inside the house
>>60189653That word alone deserves you death
>>60189604Go to bant you uneducated lonely schizo, real men with real money and families are back you Mango Simp.
>>60189663https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1909647173450342771
>>60189663Try to keep uphttps://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1909647173450342771
>104%>suddenly a surge of confidence
>>60189655Pretty much this. We have the whiniest population by far
Any SQQQ chads here?
>>60189631>megachurchholy kek
>>60189653Mmm... no.
>>60189682I will believe it when I see an actual news report of customs charging someone.
I smell money
>>60189697104 is such an ugly number couldn't they have rounded it
>>60189655The chinese can both suffer and rebel harder than the United States. Even the Umbrella Revolution is something that I'm not even sure we can achieve here as literally Trump is burning the entire thing down to the foundations.
>>60189701>Stacy 18; "And my new iPhone suddenly doubled in price, what the heck?"
>>60189655>Why do Americans think they can win this?>implying the government represents the will of vast swaths of generalized people
Who the actual fuck is pumping this shit?
Bros I’m sitting in my tent eating mcdonalds under an overpass in Brooklyn and like 5 men in suits just jumped to their death, wtf is happening?I have a masters in computer science btw
I am so morbidly fascinated by this entire scenario. How low can we go?If you're sitting in cash you're probably cumming at the moment
Why aren't you on the trade floor?
>>60189714Who cares anon look at the chart, we're going lower
>>60189689hereyou're a retard if you hold overnight though
What the fuck is even the point of announcing tariffs past 50%? No one is making money paying a 50% trade tax, let alone a 104% trade tax.
>>60189714Retail buying le dip
>>60189714No one. Open your eyes
HOLY FUCK WHAT WAS THAT
>>60189697h-he is going to back out r-right?
>>60189708It's actually symbolic because 108 is the holy Buddhist number and 4 means death or something
>>60189683We have people in this very thread not believing in it even after it has been implemented.Until blood is flowing, they will have their head stuck in the ground
>>60189687There's high chance for another war in the middle east too.Morale will be at rock bottom by the midterms.
>>60189708you just don't appreciate the sophistication that goes in to computing shit like this
>>60189666Magamachines, satan. They delude when faced with reality.
>>60189733Probably still cheaper than producing in the US.
>>60189723can confirm I am currently filling my pants
>>60189737I continue to believe it's literally Elon Musk spending stupid amounts of money to pump the market.
I made 700 buckaroos on my soxl today and i'm itching to jump back in. someone talk me out of it
5100 broken again, wew
>>60189689Yes, I bought, but also I am the ultimate top/bottom signal for everything. Prepare to lose money immedaitely.
>>60189550but unlike drumpf Xi is smartChina will win
>>60189760NO DONT DO IT THE MARKET IS LITERALLY COLLAPSING AS I TYPE
Honestly, it should've been at yesterday's opening lows already. I CAN'T BELIEVE the market is STILL this delusional.
The question is. Do you dare hold overnight? If for some reason Trump cucks then you'll get raped but if it all goes as planned tomorrow should be one crazy bloodbath.
Hmmm but le line was going up this morning??
>>60189723The crash 2015 peter schiff warned us about
>>60189623As in to buy right now? Or to buy later after further dumping? I'm very tempted to sell today.
>>60189714Desperate hedge fund managers who didn't already transfer their positions and are praying for a last minute reversal, and also retail morons who keep believing Eric Trump whenever he tells them to buy the dip
>>60189769THAT IS WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BUY MY GOOD FRIEND!
Guess they couldn't kill that crab...
What are the chances that instead of a crash tomorrow we see another huge scamwick to wipe out shorts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP0JbwaXJeYTrump to speak any moment now
ONE ONE NINEONE ONE NINEONE ONE NINE
G-guys, why is slowly going down?
>>60189782NOOOO THE MADMAN IS ABOUT TO NUKE CHINA YOU CANT BUY NOW NOOOOOOO
Alright, I'm out. Closed my puts and called it a day.Trump's shitty market almost erased all my gains from the past week, fuck him. Not playing with leveraged ETFs until end of week or start of next week. This daily trader will be sitting on cash for now, this market spooks me.On a happier note, my options record remains very consistent.+175% YTD, back on track from the brink of collapse.
>>60189768I don't know if he's necessarily "smart" in a vacuum (savvy, more, I'd argue, like Putin), but it's hard not to be smart by comparison given Trump is just completely oblivious of the world beyond the person standing next to him who spoke to him last, besides visions of 'this is what wealth and power looks like' in his head (which is also all cliched shit like 'well you have gold and you look and move and act like a mobster').
>>60189723I’m sitting on 1.2m cash and freaking out this is bottom. I do feel the bottoms soonish. Everyone thinks 55% crash 2007 but vast majority of bear markets are 22%.I was hoping for 2023 prices or better yet 2020, and yesterday stalled all that.I just want my fucking 7.50 SOXL and than I’ll relax.
SELL FOR YOUR LIVEShttps://x.com/unusual_whales
>>60189785You will need Delta P tariffs to kill that crab.
I will laugh my ass off if dow closes 38k once again. All this bluster, just to crab.
>>60189795Don't worry, it's going to go up now.
>>60189802And here's the obligatory hot white girl.Fuck this market so much man, I don't care if we're going to see historic swings that would be extremely profitable, I'm back to stability
Ok its time to panic AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60189792I'M SO EXCITED, ORANGE MAAANNNNNNN
is this the current thread? jannies need to whip the early bakers
Can someone kill the cat already?
>>60189829
>>60189697The briefing hasn't started yet.
>>60189792Prediction:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd_zs8AwoTQPrepare your anuses
could be total panic power hour at this rate
Yeah i am having fun.
>>60189776Haha so true. I do listen to him though. He’s smart, one econ major to another, and a weirdly good sherpa in down market.I just don’t get why monetary policy breaks Schiffs brain and it’s physically impossible for him to be a stock or crypto bull.
What will the Orange retard say this time?
turns out they put a tariff on our hopes and dreams
>>60189681No one's buying the fake tweets this time.
As someone who actually follows the AI/Robotics news I have no idea why anyone thinks these things will be ready in time. Even if we weren't fucking tariffing the parts to make datacenters and humanoid robots these things are years away from being more than a glorified tech demo when you look past the hype
my leveraged vix thing already doubled in price and idk if it has even been a hour
>>60189866Sure buddy >>60189697
Should I buy 2000 shares of SCHD this week or next? Need that under 20 price and its hard to tell when it will get there. Soon certainly
>>60189862It's 4D chess though!!!!It's akshually Sleepy Joe's fault!Send more money to Israel ASAP!
>>60189873It's a lot of capital outlay also just to produce the dollar store inventory. Also don't forget electricity prices are higher as is land for factories.
>>60189803I also wonder when that age will finally catch up to him. Like he’s way past the average old folks home age, he’s even older than the average American lifespan. Plus his Dad had dementia.
>>60189895Just set a buy order at -5% and go to the golf course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWppUGRRHl4
>>60189758kek
>buying now
>>60189860
>>60189873The market is wise.
>>60189873AI, sure, but Robotics for factories are not really new tech. Car production is like 90% automated at this point.Unfortunately the biggest industrial robotics companies are from Europe or Japan, which are being hit with tariffs.
>>60189907meant for >>60189889
>>60189900Already has anon.already has.
>>60189681>>60189682Isn't this the same exact account that caused an 8% swing yesterday by lying
>>60189895>>60189907Do a trailing stop buy order at -2 to 3%. That should do it.
what if it pumps
>>60189873Isn’t Amazon drastically upping its robot usage? Also I’d say 20% of white collar workers use AI now in some capacity.
ITS GOING RED
Before open, I thought I should buy some leveraged short CFDs>chickened out
AND IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
>>60189790tomorrow will unironically be 8% greenbut i think we have retail to slaughter today
my dow bears are mooning
>>60189873The price is driven mostly by hypothetical "fast takeoff scenario" - very short to-practical-market cycle once the required breakthroughs have been made
>>60189932Only way it pumps now is if Trump cucks out. If not, don't come to the stock market tomorrow.
And we are green.
>>60189929No that was Walter Bloomberg.
WEAREBACK
>Nasdaq red
>>60189932>whole thought process of all retail investors right now
>>60189943cute cat
>>60189941Why the fuck would it be 8% green?
>>60189935If I was younger, I'd go all in. Only put a third of my net worth and holding a lot of cash.
STOP THE COUNT!
>>60189962Market expects red. Bobo must die.
>>60189809If there is permanent global trade protectionism you have got to reprice for lower growth. But "permanent" and "global" are far from guaranteed
>>60189940I was really surprised he never got copycats.
>>60189962because fuck your shorts that's why
>nothing about tariffsKek
>>60189957shit and piss is close to red
>104% tariffs on ChinaTime to go back to the sock factory my Excel wielding comrades
>redWE ARE SO BACK BROS
it will be obvious in 24 hours what you should have done right now. DO IT. it is obvious
Nobody cares about criminals lady.
>>60189974He probably did but they weren't allowed in the media. Media only gets to report on crimes if the powers that be want copycats, like with school shooters.
>>60189971You will kneel. You’ve had your fun for too long.
>>60189970Don't worry, Goldman Sachs predicts 6,200 for the S&P by end of year. Not great, but not 0 either.
>>60189957I have up 0.18%, not there yet!
>>60189985https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJvPyH8WnMw
>>60189978>The era of American economic surrender is over>Press Sec Karoline Leavitt, now
>Doubling downLMAO
and its going red
>>60189990Actual kleptocracy. Last 2 months have felt like I'm watching fucking Russia
>>60189996Did they take the tariffs into account?
There it is. The last hope. It's gone.
>SPY red>nasdaq red>russell red>oil redlol, lmao even
>>60189990>RUGPULLING IS LITERALLY LEGAL
>>60189985>>60189986don't bet against america jack.
>>60189995Don't hate the player. Hate the game.
And it's red
>>60190021>>60189990Well at least /biz/ will be happy.
Are you all having a nice time?
>countries are falling over themselves to reform their unfair practicesSee you at the bottom, bros
>BLACK WEDNESDAY
>"ALL THESE COUNTIRES HAVE REALIZED THEY ARE GAY AND STEAL FROM US"What is this script lol
>White house microphone turn on>Market die instantly
>>60190019
>>60190004basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI3HdCPWhJc
>and just like that, USA decided to kill itself just because
>>60190035YES SIR UP 3% SIR
what is this pattern called?
-4% FROM HIGHS-4% FROM HIGHS-4% FROM HIGHS
Josh at Trading Fraternity is on his lunch break, what YouTubers do (You) enjoy having on in the background?
please come back joe
>>60189990I'm putting together a professional rugpulling business. Sociopaths hit me up.
>Trump has a spine of steel and will not breakLol, just lol.
>>60189634IM GONNA ROPE
>>60190050crashing wall street with no survivors
>>60190050living dog slump
>>60190050winning that we are tired of
Dump it.
>>60190062Don't worry, MIGAturds will be claiming 4D chess when Trump ultimately folds
>>60190052asmongold
>the 1pibs are just now learning about the China situation
>>60189990i wish eu was this based
OHHHHH WAGIE
>>60190050the donald
So how many times did Trump say he would do this?
>>60190050trumps steel spine or whatever
>>60189990Kek, isnt this what crypto nigs want? Isnt that the spirit of crypto? Welcome back to the wild west, look out for any rugs
>>60190080kkkkkkkkkkkk
>>60190080KEEEK
>>60190050Make America Great Again means bringing stocks back to their 80s prices
>>60190046Bro, what is the point of living as an American is the every living being in the world won't buy a Ford F150? I would kill myself too.
>>60190085but line... g-go up maybe
EFFECTIVE TOTAL TARIFFS ON CHINA 117% AFTER TODAY
THE V IS INTHE V STARTS HERE
>>60189973100% agree and have been thinking along the same lines.How bad could it really impact growth though. I think this is an overreaction and I wrote a shit ton of pro free trade papers to finish college.Free trade compounds and over generations is the difference between America and Argentina wealth.Short term though… do you really care if every raise going forward will only be 66% as much. I mean your life would be near the same. It’s your grandkids that are drastically fucked.
I'm ready for the Chinese Century.Where can I learn Mandarin online?
>>60190052He's live, nerd.t. daily watcher for 3 years
>>60190050Red piste
>>60190080heh
>>60190080>I'm lovin' it
>>60190050The Trumpanzee spiral
not so green now, is it?oh no no no
>>60190098>owning 100% in a company is LE bad
>One Big Beatiful BillIs it actually called that???
>>60190080kek
>>60190052Twitch gives you a free, daily 5:00 minute preview, if you wanna tune in for 5 minutes.TLT dumping, $SPY trying to stop dumping.
>V forming at the absolute zenith of the crashwhat does the home life of someone buying right now have to be like to do something like this
>I don't want to talk to Chynah>Chynah wants to make a deal badly>please call>oh and you'll be at the end of the line>China: *dead silence*ya, it's over. it was nice knowing you fucks.
>>60190132Bulls are complete retards. Let them be fooled for the 10th time in a row
>trade deal is not negotiableITS SO OVER HAHAHAHAHAHAA
Biden would never do this
The markets are managed by professionals and yet they seem to be caught cold every time Trump does what he has said he will do. These retards price in every shitty metric. How are they this dense?
>>60190132its probably just fed blocking the dump
What's the tipping point? Like 50-55?
>>60190120I hate stock market driven corporate management as much as you, but that ain't the way of fixing it
>>60190080LOL
>>60190132Probably just bots. Nobody that believes this will recover actually has any money.
The real question is, who the fuck has the balls to be buying right now?
>>60190127>I can’t be racist, I have a Chang.
>>60190080
Kill the buyers
>>60190132>>60190104>vyou niggers really need to learn what is a dead cat pattern
>>60190165I wonder if that one anon is still lurking that owned 15% in MCD.
anal sex with karoline leavitt, live in the briefing room, it will pump the market. trust.
>>60190169A certain south african entrepreneur
>>60190178they are dead men walking, i will not be gaslit
>>60190132its simple. line go up little bit and maybe more after??
>>60190154no one expected it to actually happen. Trump usually talks big game, but it seems like the 2nd term really is different.people have too much respect for "The President" and sadly, it's misplaced. Objectively the worst president in US History, by a lot, it's not even close.
>>60190169MeThese are peak crisis timesThese are the times where millionaires are made I'm buying every day of this dump
>>60190108The standardized test for Mandarin in mainland China is called the HSK, which has 6 levels and you will learn simplified characters. Search libgen for the study guides of the first 2-3 levels, those should give you more of a sketch of the language, there should be 400-500 vocab words for the first two levels. Download Anki so you make flashcards, Anki's repository also has a lot of great decks for studying Chinese
>>60190132The mega tariffs will get canceled, delayed, and/or massively reduced at the last second. Trump will fold. Several reps in congress are in open rebellion.
>>60190154I used to pre-cum at the thought of seeing her tits. Now I can see Eskayuwu, whenever I want. So, sometimes it's better to be patient :)
>>60190154These professionals are used to have govts respond swiftly to crisis, they assumed logically that they were at the bottom and Trump would lift the entire tariffsBut they're not dealing with a logical person
>>60190154Time machine pic, whoa. What ever happened to her and her tits.I want to go back.
Egg prices are down you guys!
.
>b-but the eggs! THINK ABOUT THE EGGS! FUCKT THE MARKETHOLY SHIT ITS OVER ANONSABSOLUTE CIRCUS
Futures will be greenChina capitulating tonight
>>60190202As an actual millionaire, no, these are the days where bulls get rugpulled.
-60% on openI expect 30 trillion dollars for my put
>>60190154Stonk markets is fuccking genius in comparison to the bond markets who didnt see inflation coming after 2020
>>60189631>non-denominational (((multicultural)))>prottie and cathoid pretending their denoms aren't brown as shit as well
she asked about Bangladesh! based green Japan!!!!!!!!
Trump could literally go live and say hes killing the entire FED, shutting down all global trade and someone would buy
>haha everyone is calling us>we're winning guys
>>60190205No
>regulations stopping America exporting to MadagascarThose retards live inside a delusion
>>60189655>Why do Americans think they can win this? They're decadent and weak, as well as politically divided. The Chinese population is used to sufferingAre they though?Are they really?It's not the Mao years anymore, all the Cultural revolutionary boomers are dead or irrelevant, meanwhile Chinese zoomers pioneered "lying flat" and all Chinese women are spoiled princesses who literally will not marry China men unless they own a house.People act like China is North Korea and Chinese people are used to starving. China isn't North Korea.Chinese people have come to expect a certain standard of living, and the legitimacy of the Chinese government rests entirely upon that standard of living.I'm not saying China will fold.I am staying things are not as cut and dried as wumao want you to believe.>China is so advanced! China is living in the future! Standard of living so high! America third world compared to China!>Chinese people are used to suffering! Americans are soft and decadent! American standard of living is too high!It can't be both.Either we're the broke and hungry country or they are, or neither of us are and it's anybody's game.
>completely dodged the "how long will it take?" part of the questionlmao
You can't have dollar hegemony and not have a trade deficitTrump is too retard to realize that
Increase jobs>Advance technologies>AISo robots will take all the jobs he was promising?
Oh boy
>>60190259you don't understand. the jew fears the Madagascar because they're immune to pandemics (and globohomo) by closing their ports.
>>60190211not for long lmaoBuy a few chicken.Unironically.
>We can build iPhones in the USHold on, lemme laugh myself into a coma.
>>60190154The liberation day tariffs genuinely are revolutionary in their size and people have spent about a week just working through the grief for the American economy.
MADAGASCARDOES NOT HAVE MONEYTO BUY AMERICAN PRODUCTS
>VIX climbingCRAB IS BACK ON THE MENU
I COULD HAVE MADE HUNDREDS OFF BEAR ETFS BUT DECIDED TO MAKE A SANDWICH FIRST
>>60190259>madagascar regulators
>>60190280they are on a straight line to kill the dollar, good job orang retard
>>60190279my wife...
So far no mention that the China tariffs went in early. It was just people lying on twitter, big surprise.
>>60190284US robot density is lower than that of China
BOYS WILL BE BOYSOYSWILBEBOYS
MADAGASCAR IS SCAMMING US BIGLYNO MOREAMERICA FIRST
boys will be boys...
>boys will be boysWhat kind of kindergarden admin is this!
>>60190300shut up with your woke gay facts
>Boys will be boys....you should be great full
>>60190225What fucking sucks is the market is not driving like in the past. We are at the wims of a vague oarnge cabinet and news.
>>60190318HOME GROWN NORTH DAKOTAN VANILLA BEANS, THE FINEST IN THE WORLD
just a couple of madlads crashing the world market, boys will be boys.
>>60190316these panicans...america is so back....
>>60190303that's right, you belong in the kitchen. now make me a sandwich too
>>60189782No, you're supposed to buy AFTER the market has collapsed. If you buy during you just lose half as much as the other suckers.
You guys are so fucked lmfao
>>60190203It's such a bizarre cosmic coincidence that English and Mandarin grammar is almost identical. Outside of tones and learning the hanzi it's not difficult at all.Compared to Japanese where there's zero relation between languages.
>>60190303there’s still time! TECS is still at +0%, and you can throw a few dollars into TSLZ for luck :)
>>60190333Yup, I'm usually a lot more confident on my trades, but it literally all hinges on one man. I'm 100% confident these policies will destroy the economy but only 90% confident that he will go through with them.
>VIX green
high impact financial violence
I'm still up 19% over the past year. So hope it just crabs through this.
Why wont the lemurs buy our chlorine chicken?
Next>>60189816>>60189816>>60189816
>>60190297oops it seemed like it would keep going up
>>60190382THERE’S STILL TIME(I wish I had bought more VIX calls instead of SPY puts)
>>60190314Holy fuck Korea. Do they even need people anymmore?
who keeps slurping the dip..
>>60189582I can see it being the plot of a russian RTS from the 2000s
how do I short with vanguard, I wanna heeeeeeeeeedge
>>60192309you buy le putstoo late though, shouldve done that a week ago
