Total Market Death edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60187854
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more like non reddit edition
we end red today
holding SQQQfuck everyone
I don't understand what's happening.
Too late to bet against anything?
>>60189851nah, flatjust like yesterdayno big closing day until the tariffs are actually turned onsuch is the way of fake and gay
The hopium is all gone....
The market is taking 104% tariffs really well, time to buy?
heh... Turns out Trump is going to do what he said he will
>>60189913Where in the campaign he said he was going to tank stocks?
>>60189913A lot could happen in 11 hours.
lol
soxs just flipped positive
NASDAQ Composite is now in the red.
red day
Bro Vine coin is sitting there but I would rather be in cash. Sorry know this is a shitcoin but its soooo tempting argh. If we tariff China again or whatever trade shit, they will probably ban TikTok from here in revenge and if Elon gets fired then he might actually start Vine finally. It would be 1500 to 1.1 million if it became next DOGE. Oh well just saying. I don't think this thought deserves a thread.
Barely green.
>>60189872No anon it's just starting
We should be a yesterday's opening's low, not almost neutral. The market is STILL running on fucking delusions. It's ridiculous.
>>60189961I want it more red.
S&P 500 has now hit red.
WH press sec is talking about liberation dayhttps://www.youtube.com/live/w1t2_xZqgUg
what is this pattern called
>>60190027Pyrrhic Bobo victory
>>60190027Downfall from Hubris
it gets better tomorrow >>60190000checked
White house press briefing:>America does not need other countries as other countries need us>they must address the "crippling trade deficit">they have gotten filthy rich from exploiting America
>right back to Friday's closethere's no escape mr wall streetthe tariffs are happeningjust let goending flat will not save you for another day
BIGBEAUTIFULBILLS
>>60189925Ugh, sweaty? The president does not have mandate to keep your overvalued meme stocks up!
>>60190000Chaos;GETIt's gonna be OGRE
>>60190084>BASED JUCHE NATION Also that Pic is reality on Trump's birthday
YOU SAID I WAS RETARDED BUYING CALLS ON INVERSE TRACKER, YOU SAID I DIDN'T GIVE FINANCIAL ADVICEWELL FUCK YOU WEABOO
>>60189816There are six (6) smg threads in the catalog. Wait till the thread is almost archived before making a new one faggots
I bought AAPL puts this morning and they're at +300% right now. I already sold a bunch of them but I'm feeling comfy heading into tomorrow
Wtf i told you to buy yang and you guys didnt listen
I made $1800 on spy puts and sqqq but this market is so spookyWhy is everybody not just buying spy puts if they are so sure of a crash
Oils really dumping, are we going to see 50$ oil? would definitely be buying at that price, no possible way it stays that cheap
>>60190173there's a lot of off site posters kinda just reveling in the chaos so they made an /smg/ thread without a title and are just kinda blowing through themyou have posters like >>60190156 celebrating single contract shorts lolget used to this kind of traffic for a while
>>60189816>everything's droppingGood luck and this isn't even after the EU counter Tariffs and the American counter Tariffs
>was down 70% at market open>now up 12%god bless the market
>>60190224Because no one is actually sure of anything, the world economy is being run by a schizo who could change his mind 5 minutes from now
>>60190224because it's like being sure a schizophrenic compulsive narcissistic liar will do what he says he willsure it's free money but who knows?
>>60190156Whoever told you that is holding our bags anon
nasdaq is actually ending on red???I LONGED IT AT OPENING SOLD MID DAY AND SHORTED IM A FUCKING LUCKY GAMBLER GENIOUS
WHATS THE NEXT STEP IN HIS MASTER PLAN?
>>60189816>>60190238Or the upcoming ship fees >On April 17th the U.S. Trade Representative's office is expected to impose fees of up to $1.5M per port call for ships made in China and for $500k to $1M if the ocean carrier owns a single ship made in China or even has one on order from a Chinese shipyard. So tldr your shipping fees will increase
I solded literally at the top
>>60190224PUT premiums become higher the more people are buying them, if everyone is sure of a crash the premiums would neutralize the potential profits
>>60190274those are not guaranteed tho, they said so at the senate meeting
>>60190214i have an apple short. they're basically out of business until this is resolved. i'm scared though, any good news will caused a sharp pump like yesterday.
>>60190285that's why you buy calls on inversed funds instead, there are still cheapies during green candles
Tariffs being implemented at midnight?Shiiiet, we are about to enter a year long depression
>boys will be boysWhat did she mean by this
Tired of this clown show
>markets start at +3%>senate hearing + white house briefing>now negative
I'm an impoverished wagie with no investments, how will the impending market obliteration effect me?
press sec just said apple can make phones in the US LOL
>>60190327boys will have boysex with boys
Well, /smg/?
>>60190326Optimistic of you to think this would be over in a year
European here. Bought this goats cheese with olives in it and honestly it's only about half as good as it sounds. What a terrible day, eh?
SHORTING WHENEVER ORANGE OPENS HIS MOUTH IS THE ONLY CORRECT TRADING STRATEGY
>>60190350my 0dte put made moneyI wonned
You bought puts right?
I was seeing mumu boasting all day.This is retribution.And I'm not even sad. But he's honestly getting away for free, it's retarded the market is STILL basically neutral.
Every time this administration opens their mouth I lose money. Fuck this.
The beginning and the end is one and the same
Dow Jones is gonna end in red too, isn't it?
>>60190312yes options are better before the momentum then inverse fund are better during the momentum
So....Trump is raising tariffs on imports, making goods more expensive for Americans. BUT, he wants other countries to lower their tariffs, to make goods cheaper for foreigners.MAGA!?
>trumptards actually voted for you vill live in ze pods policiesOH NO NO NO
bullnigs...>>60190367my other put expires friday
on a scale of "The west has fallen." to "We're back", how over is it?
All indexes now red for the day. VIX green for the day.
GET FUCKED MUMUSGET FUCKING FUCKEDBURN IT ALL DOWNLOSE EVERYTHINGFAKE AND GAY ECONOMY
>>60189816>Boys will be boys editionMissed opportunity
>>60190042>BoboMOAR LEWD BOBOS PLSIM DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPING AAAAAAAA
>GPUs about to be even more expensive than they already were>Nvidia still has the gall to be green
DIIIIIIICKMEAAAAAASURRINNNGGGCOONNTTESSSTTT
just capitulate already mumuwe don't need to do this dance for another day
Funny things is US need to match Vietnam, Mexico etc. tariff to 104% otherwise they'll just be a transshipment hub for China. Sell. Sell everything.
We stay winning panicanbros
>YOU WERE WARNED
is it good to invest in real estate now?
>>60190247Feels good man
>us can make iphonesKEK
This hag is only 27???
All it takes is ONE brave American to save the United States.
YOU WILL WORK IN THE MINESYOU WILL WORK IN THE IPHONE FACTORYYOU WILL SEW THE TSHIRTSYOU WILL MOLD NIKE AID JORDANS FOR THE URBAN YOUTH
>>60189904They *still* don't think they're actually going through.
>>60190425
>>60190291So they are going to cuck but tbf they've been lying like crazy about Tariffs so I fully expect to see them implementedhttps://www.politico.com/news/2025/04/07/trump-bessent-trade-deals-tariff-endgame-messaging-00277395 Trump and his amdij have been lying about Tariffs and claims about better deals are a lien
>>60189928we need more potent copium. faith in US capital markets crumbling
>>60190418We don't even know what over isWe have not yet even begun to suffer.
>>60190447Birth control is a helluva aging drug. These roasties are getting decimated
Is it time to sell? Is it time to buy?
>>60190447Yeah it’s crazy. Me and some college buddies were laughing at the idea of one of us being the damn press secretary of the White House.You can tell she’s a B list Fox News vixen
Black Wednesday incoming
>markets worldwide bounce back>trump opens his retarded mouth>NYSE dumpsthis timeline is so idiotic it's kind of funny
>>60190447Republican makeup and botox does that to you
>>60190456
>>60190449sex with this creature
>>60190447She has had work done on her face
>>60190444Technically correct, the best kind of correct. Sure it may cost $30k a phone at 1 million phone per year, but yes, US can make iPhones.
>>60190447>ywn see this bitch skinned alive
>>60190447Warning to all fellow white people in the thread: don’t wear tons of republican makeup every day, wear sunscreen, don’t carry a lot of stress or hatred, unclench your jaw and unfurl your brow, and most importantly MOISTURIZE EVERY DAY
>>60189999I wasn't able to capitalize on the dump because I was making a sandwich, but at least I have a homemade oatmeal cookie to go with it.
there’s still time to buy VIX calls
>>60190449I got banned for 3 days when I mentioned Luigi
few understand this
>>60190494I really want some cookies now. Fuck.I should do some baking today to celebrate.
Can you imagine being the average wagie and all you have is your 401k and you see this much red over the past 6 monthsHonest to God there are probably people trying to assassinate trumphe needs to be careful
>>60190494>nothing on the sandwichDepression is already here
>>60189925You shallow greedy little worms don't even know what's good for you. You're lucky to have a leader with the ballls to do what is right. The US will prosper far more than your little pump n dump scams. Try being grateful. A thousand years golden age is upon us.
>>60190504Treasuries, service trade, intellectual property, Hollywood, US companies in China (Apple/Tesla), these are just non-military cards China can play
>>60190494>Not buying bounty to save Americangmi
Why didn't you sell last week?Did you really think things would magically get better?
>>60190439always trust that the opposite of what he says will happen>massacre on Monday = crab market>surge on Tuesday = crab market (?)
>>60190485
>>60190520I know my parents are afraid for their retirement plan, kek. boomers are absolutely fucked.
>>60190494that's right, you belong in the kitchen. now make me a sandwich too
>>60190520Most wagies are happy with tariffs. Americans are protectionists sick of being screwed over by Wallstreet hacks for fake numbers.
>>60190447Shes a Republican white woman, she has Botox face
>>60190527>A thousand years golden shower is upon us.The piss tapes were real
>>60190536
>>60190520>and you see this much red over the past 6 monthsWhat fucking market are you watching, tourist?
>>60190504FED buy the treasury, good deal
It's hilarious unusual whales and that watcher guru tried to profit off fake early tariff news. Isn't stuff like that illegal?
>>60189816EU RETALIATION INCOMING >EU's retaliation will be in two parts.>First batch of tariffs voted tomorrow (some foods, bikes, car parts etc)>Second tariff wave will be more serious (steel and industry-related US goods)
>>60190545Wait until you find out where all the beef in the entire fast food industry comes from. Hint, it's not America.
Europoor here. Is Mounjaro part of the tariffs from the EU side? If yes I might have to switch to Wegovy.
>>60190436True, I had thoughts about this today. Maybe that's why they just went full pants down retarded all globe tariffs. Cant bypass tariffs if they are global.
get out of here crabs, this is bobo turf
Time for another fake news story into delusion pump
>>60190504Just like few understand that if push comes to shove EU can wreak havoc on big tech, and has a ton of treasuries to dump as well.This whole tariff nonsense is so retarded it's unreal. That's what you get for electing a spiteful manchild who's dumb as a brick as potus, I guess. Play stupid games and all that.
>>60190504It's not been done before but US can default on every treasury china holds if they know the serial numbersNot only does it make them worthless but it also pumps the rest of the treasuries cuz now theres less supply.If the default panic doesnt get the bond market first
>>60190558
Why isn’t someone doing something, where is the deep state? Where are muh jews?
Slurped on SQQQ this morning. Smartest move since the tariffs aren’t going away.
>>60190563Does that shit even matter under this administration?
lol at the retards predicting a crash and shits just crabbing, the conclusion is simple: President Trump won, America won, the whole world just got cockslapped in the face and NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED other than cope & seethe while motherfuckers literally don't dare sell. America is rising from its knees and pulling its cock out while the world trembles I'm so fucking proud rn
>>60190563>Isn't stuff like that illegal?rugging and scamming is now a pastime
>>60190567>bikes damn it i was going to buy an electric this year.
>>60190573have you lost a lot of weight with that stuff?
>>60190545lol
>immediate jump on "talks with xi are happening"this market is DESPERATE for news, holy FUCK
>>60190529To add to that - China has huge influence on mining companies in the third worldMutual complete trade embrago will hit US supply chains much harder than Chinese ones
>>60190520I went -3 in the last week, positive before that. Went cash this week and waiting to see how the rest of this week goes. I'm not an active stock person.
>>60190504Having 800 billion of US treasury is huge liability in this new era.Xi is ahead of the curve.
>>60190568I dont eat fast food you disgusting fat fuck neckbeard.
Who is still pumping this shit? The jig is up, the tariffs are here. Capitulate already.
>>60190487No shit. She looks like a Botox monster and lip fillers are a tragic epidemic
>>60190584if the US does that, it's objectively so over, I don't even know what over would look like.
>>60190584>If the default panic doesnt get the bond market firstThats ok, the dollar (ticker USD) shitcoin has been downgraded already
i'm outcan't trust it won't randomly pump again
Who's going to be the biggest winner after this circus?
>>60190609It's just the entire fucking pig scene from the Simpsons, extended to several days' length.
>>60190598>sample is a bunch of boomers answering their landlinesWhat Trump is doing is 100% necessary
>>60190568Encourage more cattle farming in the US. I don't see the problem. I don't want disgusting foreign beef anyways.>>60190598More fake numbers KEK. Go out in the streets and ask who people support. You won't find a single demorat.
>>60190504I thought about this as well, today. But I am too much of a noob to know how this will play out.
>>60190596Minus 15kg in three months again after yo-yoing hard for years. Animalistic binges are a thing of the past thanks to it.
bought a shitload of puts this morning, feeling pretty foxxy right now
>>60190621Putin, unironically
>>60190585>>60190565> is it sexy Bobo time yet?Damn straight... is there a dump of these anywhere? I don't often get into the different chans, but boy could I get into bobochan for some reason, maybe it's partly masochistic...
>>60190633blyat
I like lolis
>>60190609pure copium. they're hoping Trump will still say: "sike nigga"
>>60190609>the tariffs are hereTrump isn't being serious, relax
>>60190598>surbeyFake and gey
>putin is a furry
>>60190586They turned out to be just as pathetic in reality as the republicans. Everyone thinks they have a plan because everyone else thinks they have a plan.
>>60189999>>60190000It indeed is over. Double quad-digits in the same thread confirm it. SELL FOR YOUR LIVES
>>60190593>drop 10%>recover 1%>"we won magapides!"
We're now quoting Pelosi from 1996? Jesus fucking Christ.
Everyone knows Trump is right about tariffs, they just don't want to admit it.
>>60190641look at the oil price mate
OOOOOOOOOO WE ARE BACK
>>60190642
>>60190641>oil crashed Maybe if Euros can't spend big as they wanted on defense they definitely
So we are in agreement that the google stock ticker is blantantly reporting false information? And also putting misinformation on page 1 of S&P 500 search query...lmao niggers it's so fucking over they put sanjeesh on manipulation duty again
This is a circus
>”china wants to make a deal!”>market goes up>”has China offered a deal?”>”china wants to make a deal they just don’t know how”>market goes back downLmfao
S&P is up
>>60190650I know I should laugh at the whole situation but it's really weighing on my nerves the way he's dragging on with this mess
>>60190662Targetted tariffs can make sense. Tariffing everyone does not.
>>60189816>clean coal initiativeplease kill me now
You fuckers better be taking the opportunity of this sudden jump to GTFO
>>60190678And you are the clown?
>>60190593People actually believe this
>>60190674
>>60190683did China even "call?"
>beautiful, clean, coal industrythis is parody
GET IN THE COAL MINE SHINJI
>>60190666destroying trust between Europe and US is well worth it
>>60190691literal doublespeak
did she just do the mic drop thing lmao
People don't seem to realise that 'deal' to the administration doesn't mean removing tariffs. It just means getting free stuff (i.e. one sided deals no one will agree to)
>>60190683>>60190700You gotta understand, China doesn't have phonesThey haven't researched phone technology
>>60190692exited my shorts. theres some kind of trump/china port deal rumor right now.
104% at midnight the economy is cooked. China knows the age old saying made famous by napoleon: never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
WE ARE BACKTRUMP VINDICATED
>>60190642janny cleaned my bikini bobo, I guess only formal attire is allowed
>>60190700it's obvious discussions are happening, but details aren't being revealed, again, for obvious reasons
>>60190697
>>60190683you cant make this shit up
>>60190701why are boomers obsessed with coal?the coal ash is a fucking pita and the amount of processing to make it not death is just too expensive.natty gas won. hell even wind turbines and solar panels mog it.
>>60190700No but they can say they did an infinite number of times because cult. They can say anything. Maybe Xi offered to blow trump. Who knows. Somebody said it so it's true. Maybe.
day will end massively green, just like how it started
>>60190709You losers have been getting free stuff from America for decades.
>tfw survived covid only to die to the black lung after getting sent to the coal mines
>>60190691Clean coal is real. Advanced ultrasupercritical (that's a real word by the way; good it) plants can drastically cut down CO2 density. All new Chinese coal plants are clean coal plants.
>>60190691>NNOOOOOO WE CANT HAVE CHEAP REALIABLE ENERGY WE NEED TO KEEP BUYING CHINESE GREEN TECH TO POWER MY KEKSHED AND GAME BOY
>>60190693I'm taking a shit outside the tent
wow who is slurping dow
>>60190700Nope. They’ve flat out said they’re still waiting. Anyway is this mini rally another dip buy or did that conference somehow inspire confidence
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!
>>60190735What, fake money they invented?
I told you all to sell at the peakbut you didn't listen...you never listen....
>>60190713But Trump is following Sun Tzu's strategy of confusing the enemy by first confusing himself.
Lmao the white house press sec is bragging about implementing pelosi's agenda from the 90s
>*literal nuke goes off in the US*>*market pumps*
>>60190739Or we could just use nuclear energy you fucking tard, something ACTUALLY clean, cheap and reliable.
The state of the market these past 7 days summed up in one image
1 ounce of gold = 1 ounce of gold
>>60189999>>60190000>>60190222>>60190444>>60190666Even machine gods are watching this thread
>>60190726>>60190720How did mine get through then? maybe they're adding to their collection right now kekWell, at least they don't ban you here
>>60190633I ALWAYS KNEW SUCH A RETARD COULD ONLY BE A FURFAG
holy shit i managed to solded my puts at the absolute bottom
I thought the world hated american but when america is collapsing itself the world is suddenly upset about it. Explain.
>>60190755>MAYBE THIS WILL GET TRUMP TO RECONSIDER THE TARIFFS THERES STILL HOPE ITS STILL GOOD ITS STILL GOOD
>polnigs are here
>>60190728Just retarded pettiness. "libs" are pro renewables, so you roll the coal to own them. Fuck everything else.
>>60190237yeah fast threads suck. just like stickies its just not a proper thread anymore
>>60190753And then the market goes up, it's insane.
>>60190702>>60190701
>>60190757>Nuclear>Cheap
why is it giga pumping
there will be a pause or an annoucement of a china deal announced after close, mark my fucking words
SMALL CAPS ARE THE KEY
>>60190739>reliable energy>literally a finite resource that will be used up by the end of the century?
wtf is that pump?
AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandWe're back
>>60190783The last copium in the tank.
>>60190677YOU WILL BELIEVE THAT THINGS ARE FINE AND NORMALTHEY ARE NOT FINE AND NORMALWHEN GOOGLE STEPS IN TO TRY AND SHILL PUMP THE MARKET, POWERFUL PEOPLE ARE SCARED
>>60190783"Hypothetical" China deal.
>>60190768we don't hate you that much <3
>TRUMP ADMINISTRATION CONSIDERS CHANGES TO CHINA PORT FEE PLAN AFTER BUSINESS PUSHBACK, ACCORDING TO SOURCES.
>>60190782Start up cost is expensive, long term, it is cost effective, your brain is rotted by pump and dump schemes.
>>60190563
>>60190783BECAUSE!
>>60190757Current DOE policy is all in on nuclear. We need coal plants reopened as a placeholder until nuclear plants are built and operational
>>60190782it's cheaper over a long period typically (decades)
>>60190783Press Sec. mentions pelosi and market pumps, she really is the best investor on earth.
Dip buyers be like
>>60190761I think that's all I had... there has to be more somewhere, I'm almost begging at this point
>>60190230Sub $50 oil means US producers are going to come begging for government handouts, they can't survive that
>>60190782It can be. LWRs are fucking awful for price economy, but tons of newer designs are dirt cheap to build and can fit inside already existing coal plants. Just remove the coal burner and put the nuke plant in the same spot and hook it up to the same turbine and you're done.
>>60190764It’s gonna go lower dude
>>60190789There will always be innovation anon! We run out of oil? Nuh-uh, we just flood the ground with water and slurp up the minideposits! We can find 'mini and deep coals', guaranteed!!
>>60190757>nuclear>cheap
>>60190799nigger
>>60190799There is no chance this port fee was even priced in yet
Whats with all these manipulated pumps lately? No news at all and blackrock suddenly does a manip pump
>>60190816Refer:>>60190800
DICKMEASURINGCONTEST WINNIE VS TRUMPWHOS THE BITCHWHOS GETTIN THE KNOCKOUT PUNCHJOIN US TONIGHT, 12:01 AM IN THE ARENAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60190760Holy fuck
>>60190813nuh-uhand it's gonna be megagreen tomorrow
>>60190813look guys we found the one human in history that knows the future
>>60190816It's expensive purely because of bureaucratic overhead
>>60190816There's a awful lot of pro-nuclear propaganda going around right now.
>>60190799I mean to be fair, that was said like an hour ago by Greer, and also the port thing is actual unironic economic suicide like there's no way we survive that going live.
>>60189904The markets a hysterical womanHandle it the same way you would one of those; ignore it while it throws a tantrum so it can get all the big emotions iut of its system
I want this fucking market, and every single dip buying subhuman to die a painful death.
LEGALIZING CRYPTO BY TURNING STOCKS IN TO CRYPTO
And we're back to dumping, that jump was 100% intended for the billionaires to GTFO, hope you retards took it as well
here, I said it >>60187177should have bought puts
BLERGHHH
>>60190824The port fee will just be yet another Russia sanction. It will reroute trade without impacting the target country. If it comes into effect, Japanese/Korean ships will just cover US trade while Chinese ships cover trade between rest of the world
>>60190837because objectively it's a no-brainer, but in practice nobody gives a shit about the planet so the societal costs don't matteri mean shit, even the french got on the nuclear train, and it has paid dividends
>he bought
>and it was just another dead cat bounceyou didn't fall for this bull trap anon, did you?
>>60190828So how long does it take to break even?
https://abcnews.go.com/US/live-updates/trump-tariffs-live-updates-us-stronger-despite-market/?id=120551033Asked if he would be open to pausing the tariffs to allow for negotiations, Trump responded, "We're not looking at that." White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt confirmed on Tuesday that Trump's threatened additional 50% tariff on China will go into effect early Wednesday, bringing the total tariff rate against Beijing to 104%."They will be going into effect at 12:01 a.m.," she said."It was a mistake for China to retaliate. The president, when America is punched, he punches back harder," Leavitt said. She added Trump believes China "wants to make a deal" but doesn't know where to start.
>>60190832>>60190834I don’t think you comprehend how much of a roadblock a 100%+ tariff will be to practically everything
>>60190760holy digits
>>60190837Ok leftist, it's not my fault your green new deal wants to gut functional homegrown industries in favor of muh wind power.OH NO THE RADIATION!IT'S SCARY!
>>60190837I wonder whyhttps://www.yahoo.com/news/endless-thorium-supply-china-help-135908082.html
>>60190843you sound mad
>>60189816Time to go in on puts on everything?
how was the presser I missed it
>>60190868dull
Wtf you said he only was threatening with tariffs???! HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT????
>>60190830>actual existential crisis due to China subverting the rules based order>dick measuringYou think like a woman
>>60190835it's expensive because it has the potential to be dangerous if an accident happens
you can't make this shit up
>>60190860i don't think you can comprehend how schizophrenic this market isit will be blood green tomorrow 100%
The next trip will decide where the market goes, mark my words
>>60190124sweaty? gross.
>>60190868it was beautiful, everyone loved it, we made tremendous progress everybody was impressed
>>60190828>what is amortizing costsLearn economics 101 before replying to me ever again. Nuclear is anything but cheap.
>>60190883*Taps the sign*
Why are we pumping?
>>60190868>EVERYTHING IS GREAT DEAR LEADER IS AWESOME NOTHING IS WRONG WE ARE MOVING FORWARD INTO POWERFUL NEW ECONOMY THANK YOU BYE>OH. BTW: NO EXCEPTIONS ON TARIFFS FOR ANYONE FOR ANY REASON.
>>60190889AHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT?
>>60190520boomers vs migatards would be kino>>60190545that will change once shartmart closes from a lack of cheap goods (which i'm for, big box stores ruin cities and towns).
I AM SO EXCITED FOR TONIGHT BROS WE TRULY LIVE IN EXCITING TIMES
don't worry, it's just money. you only need it for everything.
>>60190889>last flight out of Saigon, 2025 edition
>>60190889Reverse afghanistan
>>60190889Tim knows selling indian iphones will kill the brand in the US
>>60190901Apple has arranged an "air bridge" from India to the US to bypass Trump's tariffsIn the last three days of March, the American company urgently transported five cargo planes with iPhones and other equipment to the US, The Times of India reports, citing a high-ranking official.Apple tried to get ahead of the entry into force , which Trump introduced in April for almost all countries. According to the publication, the shipment of products from Chinese factories was also accelerated.
>>60190860not only does he know the future better than Jesus, he is also an economic genius that makes Adam Smith look like a retard
>>60190889>emergency rush in shipments of goods before tariffs go into effect>still charge consumers the tariff pricehow devilishly capitalist
>>60190889I can't fucking take it anymoreThis is a fucking TV show.
>>60190889Were you alive during COVID times? They used An-225 to fly masks from China. An-225's final flight was from Tianjin Binhai International Airport, China, through Russia and into Manas International Airport, Kyrgyzstan.
>>60190889will this cause the apple stock to go up, or up?
>>60190889kek
>>60190908These times are when fortunes are made... and lost. Always remember: (You) have to lose - so I can rise.
>>60190889US is now officially a commie banana republic.
https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/tariffs-announced-by-trump-larger-than-anticipated-says-chicago-fed-president-93CH-3974603
>>60190890>>60190921Don’t come crying to me tomorrow homos
>>60190865Yes I'm mad. The stock market has turned from an engine of growth into a fucking casino, where abominations like MSTR, GME and RDDT are allowed to exist. We need an 80% crash to remind people that fundamentals matter.
>>60190863If you think it's a leftist position to reject French levels of state involvement in your energy industry I don't know what else to say.>>60190864Pure coincidence, right? Not one of them is willing to address how long it takes to build nuclear power and how long after that before it becomes profitable. They're insane shills desperate to paint anyone pointing out the obvious problems as a leftist or environmentalist.
>>60190889MY SIDES
>>60190868
It seems the news everyone took from the press conference was 'there will be deals' and they interpret 'deals' as 'no tariffs'. Crazy delusion.
>>60190942i have no position kek i only buy 0dte options with limited risk
>>60190889OH NO NO NO
>>60190700obviously not
>>60190889
>>60190593new pasta>>60190691>trump is actually doing clean coalit's fucking over>>60190739i don't like cancer and i don't want to subsidize west virginia, simple as.
>>60190889Bearish or bullish?
>>60190942the only homos are the gay bears like you betting against america
tariffs going up, why isn't it dumping wtf
>>60189816Good news Americans are about engage in asset seizures from countries they don't like if your investing in the US >US to free Panama Canal from China. US warships heading to Panama immediately , says US Defense Secretary>"China did not build and will not use the Panama Canal as a weapon."
>>60190914Kanna!
>>60190887>He thinks the costs come from price of implementing safety measuresAhahaha. I genuinely wish you never have to work with uncooperative bureaucratic oversight ever in your life
>>60190584that will also make every other treasury worthless, nobody will trust US if it can just default whenever it wants.
>>60190971infinite reverse crab trap
>>60190976Because the press secretary said the word 'deal' and that's all people heard.
WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCES INTENTION TO REMOVE US DOLLAR AS WORLD RESERVE CURRENCY https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/2025/04/cea-chairman-steve-miran-hudson-institute-event-remarks/
Get in the fucking factory, burger.
>>60190962Platinum is dirt cheap btwBecause it's uselessLike you
>>60190889GEEEEEEEEEG >>60190996controlled demolition of the US, love to see it. fuck this economic zone
>>60190957It's Bessent's play he literally told them to lie about deals being the end goal>“Bessent’s view was, ‘The markets will keep melting unless you shift,’” one of the people said. “You’re not going to abandon the policy, but you have to talk about negotiating and what the endgame is.”Your not going to abandon the policy is a easy red flag
>>60190976we knew that yesterday. We're just crabbing back to yesterday.
>>60190996No no no, dear god please no
>>60190996Very bad... the reserve status was what ensured US could print fake paper without worrying about devaluation.
>>60190957The press has spent 5 years straight up publishing hopium telling us what Jerome Powell REALLY meant.I don’t put it past people to do the same here. And they will lose money because of it
>>60190980trump assassination when?
>>60190996over
>>60190996AMERICAN HEGEMONY DEATH IS NOW OFFICIAL
>>60190996>GET ANGRY AT BRICS FOR DOING THIS >THREATENED THEM WITH TARIFFS FOR DOING THIS>DO IT WILLINGLY FUCK THIS WORTHLESS ORANGE NIGGA
>>60190996they have gone insane, complete lunacy
>>60190584The US has never default before. This would make the great depression look like a bull market.
>>60191027>>60191027
>>60190949You can build a nuclear power plant in 6 years. The problem is "can" isn't equal to "will" and every project we have gets delayed to like 15 years or more. I think nuclear would be a safe bet for an IRA, because we're gonna get there eventually, but not for anyone over the age of 40.
>>60190996inb4 trump announces a return to a gold backed economy
>>60190889JUST IN: Congolese rebel groups drive hundreds of Toyota Hiluxes into the country to avoid impending tariffs.
>>60190996This would be a dawn of a new era, unironically.
>>60190996LMAO
>>60190799Fucking over freight is actual suicide
>>60191027Fuck off nigger
>>60190996Literally giving up hegemony lmao
>>60191048>6 years.Good luck with that.
>>60190584They actually don't. Chinese has been purchasing treasury bonds through Belgium since... 2008 I think
i have to assume half of this shit wont happen
>>60190996>yesterday statement>just commenting on current state of thingsjfc you retards are so easy to bait
>>60190996Trump said this yesterday already during his long ramble. He said other currencies were undervalued on purpose. It's clear he wants the Vietnam Dong for example to be equal to the dollar so he can have a trade surplus because they can buy tons of US goods that way.
>>60191027We tried, he has God on his side. There's nothing we can do.
>>60190996STOOOOP
>>60191055... the new era without the USA global hegemony
I like how over half of you believe every bit of fake news you see
i want to use more leverage but theres too much niggers and jews and i just know they will sweep that
>>60190996Bancor time?
>>60190996Mark Milley, coup this stupid nigger already
>>60191079Nigga it just happened
>>60190889Airdropping smart phones, literal banana republic
>>60190583>but US can default on every treasuryYeah, the "We are just not gonna pay you back bro" doesn't really work all that well.
>>60191051>back to Gold>Russia and China produce the most gold>Also the AussiesWe are so back resource niggas
>>60190996netenyahu is going to kill him holy shit
>>60191079it's happening
>>60190996>mar-a-lago accord is realwhen treasuries become worthless so does tether
>mfw boughted the picotop
>>60191110>>60191110>>60191110new bread
>>60191051There’s no putting the genie back in the bottle there. The point of removing the standard was to cause a mass influx of cash into the US to offset Vietnam war costs. Putting it back would require us to purchase significant amounts of gold.
>>60190996can someone explain this to a brainlet noob please i beg you
>>60190889No way this is real
>>60191063
>>60190996Why is everyone upset by this?
>>60191109how is kikesrael involved in this? pls explain
>>60191090Does it matter if the news are real or fake? Market doesn't seem to care. Why should I?
>>60191044Get off 4chan james
I'm going to buy the new Xiaomi phone regardless of price. It was never about saving money.
>>60191063What has dis "Hegermony" ever done for me?
>>60190991Normally yeah, but they could pass it off as anti dumping measures/trade war stuff
>>60190996ACCELERATE
>>60190944I'm going to continue to buy
>>60191040Kek
>>60190996it's over
>>60191135why would pissarel want to lose their (indirect) control over the global money supply, going back to gold/silver is the last thing they'd want.
>>60191085A fucking zoomer that can't do shit without autoaim doesn't count.
>>60190996
>>60189816Fucking Spoilers OP, I’m on episode 8.
>>60189904They STILL don't believe they're gonna happen
My puts aren't printing. It better dump in the next 30 mins.
>>60191215The golem legend doesn't end well.
still sitting on cash and waiting. we have at least another -10 to -20% to go
>mass psychosis in the republican part leads them to believe US manufacturing has been destroyed (it's the strongest in the world)>mass psychosis about "crippling trade deficit" spreads>"we want more trade parity with.... Vietnam and Losoto">mass psychosis about US dollar dominance being a horrible thing>decide to fix all these "horrible things" in a few months with some tough measures
Who fell for the bull trap?
>>60190996>working class Americans earning more than literally every working class person on planet earth are totally being scammed by Vietnamese factory workers>too many non-Americans are trading with each other (????)>we need more purchase parity between the poor US families and the thieving south east Asian factory workers, they need to buy stuff from usThis administration is so fucking insane that the market isn't dropping because they think this is all some sort of elaborate diplomatic joke and they'll announce 0% tariffs after closing the deals any day now. Nobody believes what's happening is real.
>>60191134US is about to get unironic hyperinflation.
>>60191156I don't mind fat people being put to work for their ration of feed but we CAN NOT have a world in which slim white men are wasted making smartphones.
>>60190536How did it take us this long to sexify bobo and mumu?
>>60190763Underrated kek
>>60190996Berniepilled
>>60190779Welp, there goes the planet.
104% ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>60190545Most wagies have no clue what is going on. They don't know what is coming. And certainly don't understand that when Trump talks about pain and suffering it they who he is talking about.
>>60191633uh oh
>>60190884I think /v/ is more for you. Find an indie game thread.
>>60190593>Trumpette is obsessed with penises and homosexualitySad. Many such cases.
>>60190996Wild
>>60191711>little dick eurocuck isn't even insulted by being cockslapped and is just in awe of America's comically large dong.
>>60191062LOL
>>60190628>Destroying the economy, putting millions out of work, bankrupting business has to be done bro. Trust the plan. 4D chess. Art of the deal. MAGA USA USA USA USA
>>60190889https://www.indiatoday.in/business/story/apple-flies-iphones-from-india-and-china-to-dodge-trump-tariffs-report-2705296-2025-04-07seems to be both to reduce tariffs and to avoid paying >>60180244
>>60189816We are dropping into the red. I am going to buy inverse leveraged funds right now. Wish me luck!
>>60191911too late retard, but enjoy the mild green tomorrow before you are liquidated
>>60191820Explain this meme to me
>>60191911good luck you stupid fucking panican.
>>60190939It's over.
>>60190996Holy fuck.It's so fucking over.
>>60191816OBESESSED
Hope you guys bought VIX when it was low, tomorrow is going to be a bloodbath
