Iphone edtion>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60189816
first for out of the market at a high
BOBOSWE WONNED
Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KThlYHfIVa8
>>60191971>but what if tariffs work?>they are smuggling iphones
>>60191971We joke but surely android is going to be so much more fucked, don't they make every component of all their phones in a different country? Really this is a win for Applechads
SPY below 500 at close
Welcome back to Mad Money, Cramerica. We've got Anon from /biz/ on the line. Anon?
>>60191971last heli out of saigon type shi
Who will be watching futures tonight instead of sleeping?
Okay so, uhDO I BUY GFX CARDS, SSD, HDD, RAM STICKS RIGHT FUCKING NOW?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60192018EVVVVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONGRED IS GREEN UP IS DOWN AND SHORT IS LONG
>>60192025Don't bet against the 45min bot pump anon be careful!!!!!!
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>they bought the most obvious dead cat ever
>>60192024>don't they make every component of all their phones in a different country?where do you think iPhones are produced?
>>60192026RAPE THE ORANGE FUCK
>>60192032Better: Buy stock in Ebay.
Annnddddddd we're back!
>>60192042Kek saved>and then died in a tornado
>>60192032don't worry anon it's already priced in :^)
Just crash it all so eurocucks can go to sleep at a normal time ty.
are we finally staying red now
When I'm on the streets I'll take solace in the fact that guys like Elon and Ackman were retarded enough to think they could control Trump and are now about to get nuked from orbit.
>magatard baggies keep getting burnedyou love to see it
Get fucked burgers
And wallah, we’re red
tomorrow will be such a great day
>>60192032You missed your chance, its fucking over
just bought YINN calls
>>60192026ALWAYS INVERSE CRAMER
>>60192023I would be pretty surprised if they didn't start bribing customs agents.
>>60192026CRAMER YOU FUCKING RETARD I FUCKING HATE YOU SO FUCKING MU-*click*
>>60192066NOT SO FAST
STOP HIM
power hour gonna be brutal, nobody wants to be long overnight. maybe we're getting an orange tuesday after all.
>>60191971>Meloni is coming to the US next weekWhat will happen anons
have you grasped the consequences yet? fully? i haven't. and i don't think you have either. it can go down much further, y'know.
Aaand DJIA also kisses the dirt after fake and gay pumps brought it from the brink numerous times.Thanks for playing.
>>60191971fun fact, for the American regime objective of reindustrialization to happen it would also require either the US to default on it debt (it would become poorer and not able to pay the interest any more), or there would be such a high run away inflation so that the debt burden become softer, chose your poison
>>60192075actually funny how elon believed he was part of the club
guys is this good
>Conveniently placed orders to prevent it from going redYeah. Organic market. Kiss my ass.
BUY YANG!!!! YOU HAVE AN HOUR AND A HALF LEFT TO BUY YANG!!
"yeah bro we are totally ending in green today"
Who's ready for sour hour?
>>60192110No.
tomorrow open -20%
nothing will happenit will just crab tomorrow while the world accepts the new normal in which America actually makes money for a change
>>60192098excuze por favor whatta fucca signore Trumpa?
>>60192111those lame pump attempts are looking increasingly desperate
>>60192099good
>>60192032get used to working on an optiplex 780 (which still can be used outside of gaming and really shitty websites)
>>60192086>>60192113the duality of /biz/
got hooked by soxl
>>60192026I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>60192110Only if you use energy.
>>60192134Lmao
You guys love me right?... right?
>>60191971What do we unironically do in a USSR tier collapse scenario
I sold my soxs at the bottom today, at least I didn't compound my failure by buying soxl at the peak. I don't think trading is for me. I've never made any money doing it, only lost. I think I'll just wait for the bottom and invest like a boomer.
>Leeds going to lose against Boro>Portfolio going to shitGonna be a shit evening
>>60192121it means cheap gas though, just as promised!
>>60192123It can do worse. Premarket isn't affected by circuit breakers, so it can dump well below the theoretical 20% low and pop breakers the moment the bell hits at 9:30.
>own UEC>own UUUU>own NOKwhich one should i sell
>>60192104Well the strong man fucking 'I'm a mafioso' route is default on the debt because it's spitting in the worlds' eye. So it's gonna be that.
>>60192141whore ourselves out
>>60192141Bribe and shit
>>60192110No for US shale and Canadian tar sands.
>>60192110Oil dropping without significant changes in supply is the main sign markets foresee a recession. So, no.
>>60192099it can go as down as much as -50%. I'm not sure it will but it can.
>>60192149Cheap Saudi oil, not American.
>>60192032I already bought myself a new computer. Paying 2k for a 5080 kinda sucked though.
THIS IS ITTHE V STARTS NOW
>>60192142now you know why 90% of traders make less than just DCA and holding>>60192150no way, then I wouldn't be able to sell my puts
>>60192141Buy a factory at the bottom, become oligarch
>>60192110you'll get cheap gas but north american oil companies will rope.
>>60192075Reminds me of Eren except the only thing Trump will burn to the ground is his own country.
>>60192150Imagine if they do that this entire week. Nobody but themselves able to trade at all.
>>60192142ermmm anon... this is the bottom!
Iphones from china are only going to cost 2x what they used to, anyone can pay that price.Nobody needs a new phone every month anyway. Your phone is supposed to last year's.
>>60192187sex with this thing that doesn't exist
CRABGODS STATUS??
I have bought every dip and sold every peak since last weekI am currently shorthow's it going fellas
Is this the $8 SOXL waiting room?
These threads are moving fast fuck me>>60191956Yeah I think an under-priced in social aspect is how much wage-slave Chinese goods via Amazon make life bearable for a lot of people. Remove the cheap shit and friction with other things more then doubles. >>60191959Something else that the macro economists miss - they see the America % on Chinese imports and likewise the % on Chinese exports and think that can be factored in, but the trading relationship is so deep that even 1 or 2 missing components might in time fuck an entire supply chain. >>60192019The politics of this all was 1000% not designed to deal with anything like this. 18th century voting laws and procedures can never keep up with this, by the time any of the things you mention happen we might be actually months down the road into a recession. Not even imagining the lost opportunity costs involved here fucking hellll
>>60192141If you're a regular person you get on your kneepads and start sucking, that's how a civilizational collapse works. The people that became the oligarchs basically bought out the entire populations privatized industrial shares for pennies because no one understood the implications or had anything to even eat.
>>60192099We will wait tomorrow. I think it will be fun.
>>60192141if you're in texas, california, or alaska join/invest in a secession movement, everywhere else good luck.
>>60192199in
>>60192190That number is going to double every week
>>60192179this
>>60192203Wondering if I should hold my shorts overnight. After and futures should be red all things considering.
fucckkk, I have puts and shorts but fucckkkkkkk this shit isn't good
>>60192190+20 trump credits to you, comrade
>>60192190buddy, you're forgetting the actual parts are gonna cost 2x as well
>he fell into the bull trap
>>60192222yeah I'm holding my shorts overnight fwiw
>>60192224unless they've been in the fridge for a week you'll be fine
>>60192198don't you dare do that to koishi
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60192224>he's still holding puts
>>60191971News status?
Oh no...
>>60192140>Threatens tariffs on literally everybody except russia and north korea>Entire planet panics and economies falter>All the countries in the world band together to try to negotiate a fair trade deal>Trump demands reparations in cash nowI am now all in on Russia Russia Russia. If he isn't destabilizing the western world on purpose, that's just embarrassing for all the countries who have tried before.
>>60192099you're not giving up are (you) anon?
>>60192165i hope you bough it for ai. my old 1660 is still able to run every game almost on max lol, and modern graphics are worthless
>>60192214i think so too!!
>>60192240BASED LEAFS. MORE FIRE TO THE FUEL.
>>60192235No they'll print but this doesn't look good for the state of the world I mean
>>60192222In the same boat I probably won’t but I am a pussy. I am pretty sure I can sell after hours on fidelity might do that.
>>60192215New England going to join Old England. God save the king.
Everything that made people panic in the first place is still happening right on schedule btw
>>60192242>he isn't holding puts
>>60192240BASED. ACCELERATE
thread moving so fast no one will see that im trump
>>60192260amerifats are in for a really rough ride kekwelcome to the finding out phase
how my ass feels rn
>>60192253It's going to be exciting
Tomorrow is red Wednesday We need stocks to go lower so Millennials and Zoomers can buy and finally have the chance to accumulate wealth in this Boomer skewed society
>>60192246i'm european. i'll buy rheinmetall and cheer you all on from the sideline.
>>60192260Did you not learn from last time, literally nothing happens in the end. People are falling for politicians posturing in press conferences
>>60192240Those were announced April 3rd, they're just posting the full details before they take effect tonight.
>>60192240Good. Accelerate.
>>60192246you only need to wagecuck for 10 years dumb woman>fxlol, jap obsession since they don't get stocks
>>60192261correct
>>60192148There may be smoggies in this thread.
>>60192269and I'm not so trump
LET THE BODIES HIT THEFLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
DEEPSTATE? HELLO, ARE ANY OF YOU GLOWNIGGERS THERE?? DO SOMETHING!
>>60192274inshallah
YANGSOXSTSLZBUY IT ALL
>>60192252>>60192265>>60192270>>60192280faggots got btfo ptg so hard they migrated to biz
>>60192278>literally nothing happens in the end?everything is happeningthis is the most happening of happenings in decades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nyqH1XmI30&ab_channel=RxUrienthread theme
Once all three are red, I will eat a biscuit
>>60192260If tariffs are so bad for the economy, why are foreign countries putting in their own tariffs?
>>60192290Heh this is funny, if there any drawfrens, make a game grumps x Trump drawing, Trump saying Hey I'm Trump and Elon saying I'm not so Trump
>>60192274with what money? most millennials and zoomers I know are living hand to mouth
>Testing new lows
why is this always red even when the world isnt falling apart
Panicans are doing their thing again today
>>60192099i do but my family doesn't geg. slaving away for a degree won't do shit.
WE ARE COOKED
alll this excitement has me shitting like a construction worker after 3 mango loco monsters
If Trump blocks Panama Canal and China blocks Taiwan, then world war 3 is underway.Won't happen of course haha.
Im buying a rivian r2 and living in it and getting my freedom back
EAT THE RI- ER, PROTECT THE RICH
i just bought
>>60192303you and them should go back
what the fuck is going on? everything was green in the morning and now I come back to THISqrd? did he tweet?
>>60192134It'll go up but you're in for a lot of bagholding. I'm also in it for the big 70 because why the hell not. Best of luck to us.
SUB 5k INCOMING BRACE FOR IMPACT
>>60192310because tariffs are taxes and the US once prided itself on not being a socialist hellhole that taxes its populace to death.but those days are gone now
(Crab) Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJQ-HECGZt4
>>60192321Small caps are the most closely tied to the US economy. The Russell 2000 is the closest thing the US has to an actual national index, because the S&P 500 are too international.
>>60192308Thanks for the insider information. Buying MDLZ right now.
>>60192324hey, you might make coal mine foreman with that degree! and connections in The Party, of course.
>>60192339No, there was a press conference. Everything is as expected
>>60192304This isn't 2008, this isn't 2020 - it's just political manouveuring. The institutions won't let this go on for too long. Previously they didn't have a choice
>>60192339markets realizing that maybe it isn't 7D chess and the tariffs are actually starting tomorrow
>>60192339It was something along the lines of>traps aren't gay but futanari areSet off a real shitstorm
just wanna see the 'is everyone having fun' trump pic one more time as DJI hangs on by 6 points
>>60192308EAT YOU PIG
>>60192338>go back to your echo chamberNo thanks, I'll shit in your mouth here
>>60192339HE WASN'T JOKING AIEEEEEEEEE
>>60192321Small businesses don't really have any power in an oligarchy.
>>60192335Holy fuck. the meltdown is insane. We're literally going to fucking die.
WHOOOOOOO THERE WE GO BOBOS
>>60191971So everything on Amazon is about to double in price but qqq is only down half a percent.WHAT IS HAPPENING!
Despite Trump being consistent his entire term retards are STILL coping that somehow he's not going to do it. Get it through your fucking skull, his "flip flopping" was Pence and the rest of his cabinet stopping him from being retarded which is why they got exiled. Vance, Lutnick, Navarro, all of these guys suck him hard and dry and Elon just got tossed because he dared question dear leader after basically ruining his life and company to help Trump win.He's going to do it. There is no one coming to save you. There is no light at the end of the tunnel here. Normally I don't try and time the market but this has been blindingly obvious for months
>>60192303You have to go back. And stay there.
>>60192335Citizens, the new golden age is right around the corner
Trump speech incoming, GET IN HERE BOYOShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE7w_kDtrJ8
>>60192335>muh wallstreetmeanwhile the whole country is going down the shitter
>>60192380Nvidia is still green despite cards also going to skyrocket in price.
>>60192380The market won’t fully believe the tariffs until they happen
>>60192366I'm eatin GOOD tonight boys
>>60192346Im stacking avuv (russ 2000 without shit) in my core holdings so hard right now dca
GET ME OUT OF HERE MAN
>>60192376Getting sick of this edging, Bobros. When are we cumming?
>>60192396Honestly, even AFTER they happen.
>>60192376IT'S IN THE FREEFALL
>>60192383Is this you?>>60192077>magatardtourist faggot
>>60192026Mrs. Krabappel and principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
>>60192402no cummingonly crabbing :)
>>60192389ah yescoalthe energy of the futurejesus christ
>>60192141Go work in actually productive countries.That's literally want people did post USSR - high value skillset is always in demand.
>>60192366
>>60192353What is happening in this vid
>>60192358ok man
I haven't learned my lesson and about to go in on sqqq, is there a better inverse leveraged option? I'm assuming massive bleedoff tomorrow but with clown ass market who the fuck knows?
>>60192389>bolster US coalyeah I think you're gonna need tons of that in the near future lmaoooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcSA3TyiTjc
Is Tencent going out of business? I listened to you retards and thought China was going to take over but now they're taking a steaming dump too?!? You FUCKERS lied to me. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. I shouldve just pulled my money out and bought real estate. FUCKING SHITS.
>>60192422looks like a black man putting his penis into an ant pile
>>60192381bro, this is OBVIOUSLY a set-up for something more. I don't know what, a war of some sorts but I don't think even Iran would justify this. As retarded as he is, he's not THAT retarded. There must be a reason behind this.
>>60192423I hope you make lots of money on the crash though!
>>60192402I already am
>>60192390This shitshow is so fucking retarded it's funny. I don't even mind if the whole world is going to burn at this point, I'll enjoy every second of it.
>>60192381I was blind but now I see, brother. I will never make the mistake of underestimating Trump's insanity again.
>market still delusionally above 500
>>60192260God i wanna see Tesla fucking plummet
nvidia almost red lmao
>>60191971Hahahahaha tomorrow we're buying 100 a share my friends
>>60192431>Tencent >going out of business They literally own Ubishits IPs now
>>60192099This, so fucking this. I feel like we are all domestic abuse survivors just shocked and in denial.
The US markets continuing to fall whilst every other market was up by multiple percentage points. Am I dreaming?
what are the odds VIX stays above 50 when the options expire?
>>60192438Sounds like you voted for Trump retard
>>60192148Sheepshagging faggot
>>60192431I told you to buy yang 30 times today faggot i tried to save you
>>60192395yea, AI means institutions are still gonna stack GPUs, in the US or not. computing is also pretty geographics-independent. if you have a box of A2000's connected to the 'net, it doesn't matter much where in the world it is, you can still rent it out.
>>60192431Tencent is literally an arm of the chinese government
>>60192425Look into TZA (inverse Russel 2000) and MSTZ. MSTZ in particular is quite good because MSTR is in a dangerous spot -- BTC could conceivably fall under MSTR's average buy price, and that would cause MSTR itself to be on a fire sale.Ironically BTC being below MSTR's buy price doesn't actually impact MSTR that much, but a lot of people think it will, so I'll happily short it on the way down.
>>60192435>There must be a reason behind this.google Thiel
Total stock market death
>>60192470to be fair, technically everything in China is.
>>60192453every other market will still have access to 200+ other countries to trade with
Harping on about cars is actually insane. American cars are piles of shit and don't even fit on EU roads. I whale my entire salary on US tech and so does every zoomer in eu but this retard only cares about boomer shit like cars and clothes. You guys had a good thing going
>>60192435HE THINKSYOU NEED AN IDTO BUY CEREAL.
>>60192274most zoomers and millenials are living off of their parents, those that didn't had to slave away for decades (and still needed fucktons of parental support).>t. zoomer>>60192354what is she eating i don't like it>hey, you might make coal mine foreman with that degree! and connections in The Party, of course.unironically it's frustrating, i wanted to get into IT/compsci since high school but got blackpilled on it and watched the industry collapse. now the best route imo would be getting into (bio)fuels/algae/biochar because that's what people are going to need, not debugging bloated javascript web apps.>>60192389>coalclown world
The slow decline of today's stock market was amazing. You can feel all the optimism from the morning just slowly whither away into despair.
AND IM FREEEEEFREEEE FALLIN
>>60192431Im kinda retarded so I speak out of ignorance, but why would they go under? Aren't most of their products digital? How do tariffs work around that?
BOBOSDID YOU SAY THANK YOU?
just aped 10 3 day soxl puts
>>60192476sex
SPY sub$500 waiting room
VIX GETTING CLOSE TO ATH IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>60192500SPY 420 by 4/20
>>60192414It's an apt description for baggies who keep buying, no need to get upset.You sound like someone who fell for the gayhorse scam
You may only mock retailfags buying the dip if you have a short position, otherwise you're the same: you really still don't believe do you, even now. you are afraid
bruh
When the market opens tomorrow, how long should I wait to buy the dip? Tomorrow? Next week? Next month?
>>60192496is he actually retarded or does he just want to trick retail baggies
oh man its really drilling now
>>60192500short wait!
Well, /smg/?
>>60192431god I hope so. mobile games are a plague on society.
I would like to thank MSTZ anon for the financial advice, when do you think MSTR will reach sub 100?
>>60192500ok that was fast, kek nvm
>>60192023Businesses Going to such extreme measures to avoid tariffs is evidence that tariffs are an effective way to strongarm businesses, no?
>>60192504Whatever you say faggot tourist
Wall Street voted for this, dont feel bad :)
If Republicans in congress weren't the most spineless beings on the planet they would just remove tariff powers from Trump and override any veto. I honestly don't get why Dems don't force the issue but they're naturally 10x less effective than Republicans so go figure.
S&P sub-5 imminent!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE'RE GOING ON A BULL HUNT
>>60192508I don't even want to think what's going to happen tomorrow if Trump doesn't announce any sort of deal before the start.
>>60192508All I can say is what I am doingI moved 25K out of my savings account. Every day it's below 500, I plan to buy 500$ of it. Then ride my puts out.
Another day, another 1000 Dow drop.>>60192502VIX ATH is nearly 80 from 2008. Another 30 points to go. Zoom zoom lil zoomie.
SUB 5000 INCOMING
>>60192341If it’s hits 7.50 I’ll have 2m in, which is 80% my net worth. I just wanted that 10m shot. I’ll need it to hit 60 for that to happen.I probably played this horribly but fuck, 10m!
>>60192511Drill Baby Drill!
Did the bulls finally capitulate?
>>60192525did you buy AMRS too?
>Good Afternoon Anon,>For your safety mandatory HODL MODE has been activated on your brokerage account.
>ABANDON YOUR STOCKS!>SELL! SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!
Wait has reality kicked in?
>>60192547Yes because it's only 1 hour left and their is no chance in hell Tariffs aren't happening and one the geine is out no way to put it back in
THATS GOTTA HURT
>SPXS Calls pass their break even
SPY 420 by 4/20. I should buy it.
>>60192364basedMY PRESIDENT!
>>60192516yesthank you donwhat's the next step on his master plan?
>>60192563>>60192547lol no
OHHHHHHHHH BABY
OH HOLY JEEBUS
>>60192560kek wtf shit is this?
CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>>60192535What specifically are you planning to buy?
>>60192543OFFICIALLY SUB-5000AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60192560lol wtf
Who else here sold the bounce? Feeling euphoric rn even though I still got farmed
It has been a pleasure gents
>>60192172it sure is
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!
>>60192563Yes as I expected everyone would sell now
>stocks down>bonds down>dollar down>commodities down>crypto down>gold up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLGBq4orSZk
>>60192528Any Republican in congress who opposes the agenda Trump was mandated by the people to implement will be primaried by someone who aligns further along Ultra MAGA lines.
Ready to SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPP?
>>60192583Boring old SPY.
So it's finally happening?
>>60192587I did, very thankful for the last chance to dump my remaining bags before going short.
Last chance to sell with minor loss get ready to hold for decades
its over, america is done
>>60192580Look at everything computer, buddy!
>>60192527I voted for this so I don't feel bad. Wall street voted for kamala though.
this is going to be the next hour isn't it
>>60192485>i wanted to get into IT/compsci since high school but got blackpilled on it and watched the industry collapse. now the best route imo would be getting into (bio)fuels/algae/biochar because that's what people are going to need, not debugging bloated javascript web apps.you can basically combine compsci with anything you want to enter. bioinformatics in your case would be sensible. but really, *anything* works. you'll have a huge competitive advantage over other hires because working with simulation/tooling is where research is going and where the big bucks are. and it's much, much more fulfilling than JS web apps.
Wait, people really waited to last minute to abandon their delusions that he was serious about ruining the US?
>>60192528sunk cost fallacy, now its too late for them. >>60192590should have sold january but got greedy
>>60192599>AMERICA IS GREAT AGAIN GOY
everyone reply "bye bye >5000!", we're not going to see her again for a while so you have to say BYE BYE!
>>60192520I dunno about sub 100, but I can say I'm currently planning on longing them after this is all done. It really comes down to how bad tomorrow and thursday are -- if those days are bad enough to trigger a liquidity crisis you'll see BTC tank as hedgies take funds out. And if BTC tanks, MSTR is gonna tank too.It'll all come up later, I have no doubt of that, and it's not possible for MSTR to go under until 2028 because it doesn't owe any debt until then, but in the short term the powderkeg is lit.
Bobo won.Tomorrow will be interesting.
>>60192603> muh slurperinoonly reason to slurp is if you think we'll reach these heights againunless something drastic happens in the next 9 hours that seems unlikely.
>>60192555>did you buyI'm not one of you faggots that thought trump was going to come in pushing the fake and gay market Biden was driving. I'm a cash chad. I will be buying your -90% bags at a discount and selling for a profit.
>>60192617This is going to be this way until tomorrow morning.
>>60192626bye bye >5000 rip in peebst :(
>>60192607yes>>60192599as it should be
>>60192471I went half and half. Knowing my luck everything will be straight green dildos tomorrow.
>>60192585
DOWN IT GOOOOOOOESSSSPANIC SELLING OVERDRIVE
I'M RUINED
they're gonna try to hold 5k now
Reminder that Vix hit 80 during 2008 and almost 70 in 2020. Buy NOW.
Arguing with my MAGA father about this, he says nobody's going to lose money til DJI hits 32k. I can't wait, personally.
>>60192626bye bye >5000! :DDDDDD
>>60192602They should see the tide shifting. They have 2 years to distance themselves from Trump unless they actually think this shitshow is going to make the base happy in 2 years, in which case who knows they might even forget they overrode him. Every Dem is going to be onboard for the bill/veto anyways.
>>60191971>The White House announced that they are going to bring iPhone manufacturing back to the USWhen did they make iphones in the US ?
I AM GONNA FUCKING SLURP DON'T TRY AND STOP ME
Shoulda have brought gold...Metalfags looking good
>>60192599Well, /pmg/ will be happy.
>>60192626BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE
>>60192381>>60192435Just quickly read about the Trevor Milton Nikola pardon. We are past shit making sence. That was a unique black and white no excuse pure retard moment.There is no bigger picture or 6D chess. You don’t pardon a con like that under any circumstance. It’s not even corruption as Trump made 1.8 million, Pennys. Just pure cabinet members abusing a 78 year old man and his cult.
>>60192622Look at the chart. People were going through the different stages of denial. Here comes acceptance.
>>60192648Does your mother happen to also be your aunt, per chance?
>>60192626bye bye >5000!
>>60192358the tariffs are happening, as in put into place, enforced and collected in cash
>>60192652Never
>>60192626BYE BYE!
>PULL UP *WHOOP WHOOP* PULL UP *WHOOP WHOOP*
>>60192673See you again next decade.
>>60192654sex
How the fuck did we start out up 4% today?
>>60192046Fuck me I thought that was Sargoy of Akkad in the background for a second
>>60192671No but I never knew my paternal grandparents so I'm not going to rule it out completely.
>>60192648So the entirety of Biden's term?
taking bets, when does VIX hit 55?
>>60192679OH SHIT
bye bye >5000!
>>60192678Yes I think this admin is a bit retarded I don't know why any country is bothering with negotiations easier chance of solving Israel Palestine then hoping to get retards understand economics 101
>>60192633>he thinks AMRS is a current thingNo John, you are the newfags.Go back to your containment board.
>>60192626byebye miss 5000
https://youtu.be/uffHb6JgoiQ?si=4ZfHS5i6cmTP1otX&t=24
>>60192664>DROVE THE CHEVY TO THE LEVEY BUT THE TARIFF WAS HIGH>THEM GOOD OLD GOYS DRINKING TENDIES AND PIE>SINGING>"THIS IS THE DAY THAT I SELL!" "THIS IS THE DAY THAT I SELL"
>>60192695When investors hear 'deal' they think tariffs cancel, but Trump's 'deal' is just other countries giving him money which they won't actually agree to.
SOXL sisters…?
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF ALONEEEEEEEE
The markets are still +50% compared to pre-Covid.Why is this? Inflation?
The Dot.
>>60192666spooky image also checked
ABANDON THE SHIP!
>>60192695still riding the high from this kek
its over
>>60192696>sargoy of akkadHe's a 40k orc warboss now officially cannon by a black library author
SUB 200 LETS GOOO
55% swing in uvix today. wish i wasn't a pussy
>>60192245>I am now all in on Russia Russia RussiaGood luck with that
OOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GAAN
will buy back uranium stocks on friday
Just to confirm, is there a circuit breaker when it's this late?
>>60192712It was a pleasure trading with you, anon.
>>60192339>-1.3%No. It's not enough.We can go lower.
What is this pattern called?
NVDIA PUT AT 145%SUCK MY DICK MUMUS
>>60192410That’s my biggest fear. It’s crazy to me how brainwashed people are that most can’t even understand this graph, but it’s one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen in my life.SOCIAL MEDIA HAS RUINED US.Seriously though, I’ll post it on /v/ and it’s hilarious seeing brown people try to understand it’s meaning.
>>60192745so much winning
>>60192734
>>60192740No
>>60192710>reeling in agony among the presence of cash gangunfortunate
>>60192734Just extrapolate this line the same way AI researchers extrapolate progress. All you gotta do is believe in straight lines!
>>60192745the GOLDEN AGE
>>60192745The “copium”
>>60192745the cleveland steamer
>>60192745Lost hope
>>60192745THE ORANGE FOOL
>>60192745that is called down
>>60192740past 3:25pm it's only level 3
I don't get it... We were 6000 in February... 6000...
>>60192740Yes, the small circuit breakers can happen until 3:25. (The big circuit breaker can happen at any time.)
>>60192358So the tariffs won't happen? I actually also think they won't, because Trump will pussy out as always.
>>60192745One-way ticket to Palookaville
>>60192654already didSOXL and YINN
>>60192745A NEW GOLDEN AGEFOR RUSSIA
>>60192669Dear god, it's starting.
WHEN WE COME UP WE GETTIN' DOWN DOWN DOWNSTEP IN THE CLUB THEY GIVE US POUND POUND POUNDLOOKIN' FOR SOMETHIN' THAT BE NICE BROWN & ROUNDDJ QUIK & AMG WITH A BRAND NEW SOUND
>>60192745The Hooverville.
>>60192626Bet you that milf waving has a rockin bod.
HANK TOUGH
So when's retard features going to announce a pause on some tariffs
I'M GOIGN TO FUCKING CUM
>>60192740only the -20% past 3:30 iirc
>>60192695extreme copium and denialbut we'll be oversold tomorrow so expect a gigapump
>>60192752over/under on civil war the coming years?
>>60192804HAWK TUAH
I’m so fucking pissed I didn’t get more SOXL puts when it was at $10
My dad just burst into my room screaming that he is tired of me "playing at being a stock trader". he told me to sell my shit and pick up an application form for mcdonald tomorrow. I'm literally shaking and crying. why can't he see the bottom is coming.
SOXL went from +17 to -12 in 4 hoursthis is not normal.
It's time to cry in the casino
PULL UP PULL UPTERRAIN TERRAINRETARD RETARD
Say something nice about the 48th President of the United States, who will take office in 2026.
OOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60192820I should've bought more TZA and SQQQ this morning, alas
COME ON BEARS DROP>DROP DROP >DROP DROP >DROP
Goddamn Nigvideo is just collapsing
>>60192809He's repeated every time tariffs are permanent, deals aren't about their removal, why won't people listen to what he says?
>>60192822how much did you lose?
>>60192745The Gelding Age
Just applied for McDonalds... Here we go lads...
>>60192823It is for soxl LMAO
>>60192832Thank you
>>60192822>the bottom is comingtalking about yourself?
>>60192822if you haven't sold everything your dad is right you retard get me a QPC
>VIX 51 and climbing
>>60192844If people listened to what he said they wouldn't vote for him.
>>60192832if that happens america will truly die
Shame I couldn't get that MIGAtard to buy in this morning, they're always all talk.
>The indexes are still all above -2%This shit is going to bleed during aftermarket isn't it?
Current trajectory points towards a -3% close
>>60192832>changed his name twicecringe
its so over bros
>>60192745the copium finally ran out
>>60192832Thank you sir now it's time to maybe fix America instead of blowing of its face
>>6019286151? It's knocking on 55.
IT MIGHT GO DOWN TO 4.9K TODAY
>>60192861Impressive.
>>60192759I'm 95% cash because the market is bound to be retarded in the next few days and I'm conservative by /smg/ standards, and 5% TSLA puts which seem like a safe enough bet, no bags because I'm not retarded.You clearly proved you weren't here a few years ago. Just go back and stop pretending.
>>60192844People invent trump in their head of what they want him to sayNobody in his cult actually listens to himThis is why people say all his cultists have father issues
>>60192832THANK YOU SIR
>there were unironic /biz/ users spending thousands of dollars buying stocks today
>Celadon department store raising prices>Fuschia Safari Zone announcing immediate closure>Lavender Town store announcing huge price cuts on ropeIt's fucking over isn't it
>>60192884Sorry, filthy casual here, have to deal with info lag :)
>>60192832PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO IT NOW
>>60192832his eunuch in chief
>>60192832THANK YOU
DOGE needs to lock down and investigate the stock market. THIS IS FAKETrump got a win yesterday and they are trying to rig the stock market against him. fucking BULLSHIT
>>60192818best case we get a USSR breakup with minimal bloodshed, worst case the entire north american continent turns into the lebanese civil war for the rest of the century.
>>60191971Thread theme https://youtu.be/6kguaGI7aZg?si=sGTGG4IiqzXs1NDk
>>60192919i don't get it
This market is fucking schizophrenic
>>60192866Nah, he's a pretty level-headed guy if you listen to his interviews. He's just pretending to be a nutbag to avoid getting the Pence treatment from the orange chimp.
hourly looking like it's going to be a brutal last 30min
>>60192932Bangs every time
>>60192832I thought Thiel put him in charge for tardwranglin'. He needs to wrangle his tard.
let me tell you what I think the next stage might be, IMO:they will cherrypick examples of products whose prices didn't go up even with tariffs on. how? because some currencies devalued as soon as they announced the new set of tariffs.why do I think this? because this literally what they expected to happen (see https://www.hudsonbaycapital.com/documents/FG/hudsonbay/research/638199_A_Users_Guide_to_Restructuring_the_Global_Trading_System.pdf). I guess they didn't expect the Euro to go up, though...
Fox News just took the stock ticker off.
>>60192861sex
>>60192935Don't worry anon you will soon
>>60192818America literally collapses if new york, California or texas seceeded because theyre all bigger economies than most of the worlds countries
>>60192896>broooo trump is so gayyyy>he's only creating the very opportunity I'm preying forsay thank you tourist
You guys think this is funny? Wait until tomorrow. Then I will get the last laugh.
>>60192962>>60192962>>60192962>>60192962new 2hu bake
BOBO RUNS THIS THREAD AND THIS BOARD
also new bake please>>60192945bulls are resisting arrest
>>60192956Sell signal
I'm down well over 100k fml
>>60192482they take two parking spots also, kekPeople thinking burger cars have any chance in EU or Japan are delusional. Japanese car exports werk for a reason. on top of being good quality made with love by Hiro.
>>60192931holy shit that's a grim prediction.>>60192960well yeah, but i doubt it would survive any secession. these things have a habit of spiraling when they do start.
>>60192843still hasnt hit yesterdays bottomi shall sleep
>>60192745The TOO MUCH WINNING age
>>60192734There's literally no bottom for tesla. Seriously if it hits $100 it's still fucking expensive.
>>60192832>v*tican II Catholic Burned.
who the fucks buy now lmao
>all time low >buying more to lower the value ave.Idk im having good time
>>60192745Ran out of coke trend
>>60193081Tariffs hitting all industries quite hard.
>>60192965you called yourself out when you replied to AMRS with "fake and gay market Biden was driving", just stop embarassing yourself and go back.
Holding my SQQQ into after ours and probably selling after hours like a pussy should hold overnight though.
>>60192832He's even fucking worse. Literally fucking grim, even nuking DC wouldn't solve anything.
https://youtu.be/_nhxm5QEbYI?si=t-WiuxrJcObRJLHt&t=156PULL UPPULL UPTERRAIN TERRAINPULL UP PULL UP
>>60192793
>>60193162Rubio would be the best I guess. Hope it never gets to Lutnick.
>>60193162Who is the funniest option? Bondi?
>>60191971Jeanna on Yahoo Finance just after the opening bellhttps://youtu.be/vtS6cgfsQB8?t=2208
this is it. this is the big one
>>60192861oh boy
>>60193414
>*cough* fine, -2%NO LOWER WE CAN GO LOWER
Why are Chinese stocks green, but American stocks are dropping fast? I'm a newbie. I assume Chinese stocks will drop when they open tomorrow?
>>60193542>chinese stockswho cares lmao
>>60192818I used to laugh in those 2 more week retards races but seriously shits gotten wild. 2015 the right lost its mind in 2025 I’m seeing the left join them. I know very smart people who think Trump both stole the election and this will be the last election.I’m overplaying my 2m into SOXL as I just want to get my 10M and get the fuck out of anything to do with the Social Media driven West. For the first time I’m not super optimistic about the future. I’m about to turn 40 though so this feeling is right on schedule. I could just be getting old.
NEW HISTORIC LOW FOR S&P BEING UNLOCKEDIt's currently lower than the lowest point in the past 1 year.
>>60193286I want to hatefuck that dry vagina so bad
EVERY RED TICK IS A NEW 1 YEAR LOWEST POINT
>>60193657Disinterested sex is based
Okay now that oil is at the level where it's not profitable for Texans to pump NOW gas prices go down, amirite, fellow orangegutangs?
>>60192024Didn't Trump recently glaze the president of SK to hell and back?
Ah, so I was correct about it being a dead cat bounce. Now I continue to wait for the opportune time to buy the dip.
