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Anonymous (ID: uhcfItFo) Archived

BTC will crash to zero guarant(...) 04/08/25(Tue)16:41:05 No.60195130

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BTC will crash to zero guaranteed Anonymous (ID: uhcfItFo) 04/08/25(Tue)16:41:05 No.60195130 Archived

My superpower is, any time I buy any crypto, that coin crashes immediately. It is cosmically impossible for me to gain or profit. Therefore I bought $100 CAD yesterday when the price was $115K CAD. As predicted, the price is now lower. I will continue doing this for your benefit since I am already a walking husk wagie with Norwood 5 and crooked teeth. It's over for me. I'm even buying it with some normie wallet app

Anonymous (ID: J7m2EEKb)
04/08/25(Tue)16:43:35 No.60195185

Anonymous (ID: J7m2EEKb) 04/08/25(Tue)16:43:35 No.60195185

Wow! Something you buy goes down in value as soon as you buy it. I've only seen that joke 50 million times. Have you considered being a comedian? Did you come up with that yourself?

Anonymous (ID: JLoch4a2)
04/08/25(Tue)16:45:58 No.60195233

Anonymous (ID: JLoch4a2) 04/08/25(Tue)16:45:58 No.60195233

>>60195130
If a whale like you say so, I guess you're probably right. Make sure to give the market a warning before you unload your position

Anonymous (ID: 4EeXRcAy)
04/08/25(Tue)16:46:08 No.60195236

Anonymous (ID: 4EeXRcAy) 04/08/25(Tue)16:46:08 No.60195236

>>60195185
no as usual OP is a faggot