Yuugi edition >Suicide Hotlines988 (US, Canada, Mexico)Type 1989 Tiananmen Square on social media (China)>Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xlmau8CLmg [Embed]>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorPrevious: >>60203649
Bulls, stop embarrassing yourselves, the coping is getting pathetic.
My wife's bull just bought the dip again
any bullish side hustles for the recession? Burning down homes for insurance seems boolish
>>60204787Still buying
euro stocks
>he bet against the jews
You know what time it is.
Today, some wallets will dry, while other wallets will drown
>My broker has decided that Tesla going to go up 8% before US pre-markets even are open, so therefore i'm deeply in red from the start.. aha.. sure.
where are you guys seeing bond yield information? everyone seems to be posting screenshots of commentary and not graphs
>>60204804>both jews are fineFUCKING JEWS AND MOUNTAIN JEWS
>>60204780News status?
>Nearly greenAre you ready to apologize to your president?
>>60204797I sincerely hope you do.
>The stock market now trades like a shitcoinAmazing.
>>60204824ITS GREEM
I personally can’t wait to get into the mccoal mine
>>60204824didn’t you learn your lesson yesterday?
5300+ by end of day
>closing green today
What time do tariffs go in effect?
he won
>>60204828Now will you thank Donald for his revolutionary new system
>>60204847they went in at midnight est
Don't care I'm shorting everything. We're seeing the same retardation as yesterday, and the day before.Turns out shorting stupidity is easy as fuck
Everything pumping for no reason out of the blue
Iran could nuke the Strait of Hormuz and China could invade Taiwan right now and the market would still be green
>>602048473.5 hours ago everyone is celebrating the money they've lost
>>60204858It's because the world TRUSTS OUR PRESIDENTMAGA
That's it. The free market has spoken. Literal nothingburger. You can proceed as usual.
the capitulation is going to hit so incredibly hard
what do you think donald is doing right now? sleeping? watching the market? jerking off to seeing everything on fire?
>>60204866I will proceed to sell my US bonds like all my friends
>green>There are negative iq slurpers even now
>>60204828I remember reading 10000 of these posts every day during early 2020
>>60204862>Market would still be greenSee I now understand why MAGA says the stock market is fake how the fuck does it keep stable when global trade just got shotguned
>>60204871golf
>>60204880it's dark time
>>60204878Retail isn't going to believe it until layoffs, extreme price hike, or bankruptcy enters the news. Then they'll suddenly become shocked that tariffs increases prices.
I've decided to put everything in Chinese equities.
>>60204888Yes that's what I'm betting
Euro stox oversold according to bloomberg
Americans will be doing factory jobs but getting paid $50 per hour for them
Euro bros are edging the market
>>60204857You will come to regret this strategy. I've seen it so many times over the years. You can make rational decisions about your trades. You are an ideological bobo wuth something approaching religious conviction. You won't take profit when the time comes. You will martingale a screaming bull rally.
>>60204894>global trade just died>The markets are overreacting They getting bribes from Donald now ?
>>60204888Isn't retail mostly irrelevant though?
>>60204894>TA during a massive repricing of the entire market
>>60204906They are entering market in record numbers trying to buy the dip
>>60204904Don’t tell him, allowing overconfident gay bears to get rekt for their liberal faggotry is one of my guilty pleasures
>>60204894bloomberg was yesterday advocating a stable portfolio of 40% US equities instead of 60%, they are fucking retarded and cannot see the forest for the trees
>>60204787the world still goes on, people will not stop consooming, the stock market will rise again
Does anyone know this website from techlead's last vid? I liked its ui, it doesn't look like tradingview. (It isn't yahoo finance!)
>>60204913It won't stop him anyway
>>60204777It's over
>>60204913weren’t you bragging about the market opening green yesterdaythen it collapsed
STINKY. FUCKING. GREEN. FUTURES. Didn't care that it went red yesterday, we're SO FUCKING BACK. Tariffs don't actually exist, time to SLURP! GET THOSE BAGS IN THE CASINO!
>>60204917the thing is without cheap labor mass producing cheap shit, the average mutt would be too poor to be able to continue to consume
>>60204914as a euro, I am 100% US equities and have been for years. I have no faith in eurozone markets long term
When we get back over 6000, how are you going to thank President Trump?
>>60204926It went back down probably some Japanese or Euros bought
>>60204930they are not green
>Shit and Piss futures above 5010Actually delusional, this must be bots as the retard retailers who would do this are still asleep
What's the news?
I'm so fucking speechless lmao.Fuck that I'm taking a short position.
>>60204942Europe is stinky
>>60204942
blumpf vs his allies
>>60204934i had them too until last wednesday, recommending people invest in them now is nothing but inertia
>OMXS30 still doing the crab raveGoddammit
>>60204942euro markets are actually alright. (for now) That's it.
>>60204906Not really. LLMs are good for checking shit like this btw.
>>60204942The markets have decided to forget reality same as how high oil prices was supposedly causing to drive less then they during covid
>>60204927No but I sold shares and wrote covered calls on the open and rebought both on dip, it is possible to have some semblance of beta neutrality, did Reddit not teach you that before you came here and ruined this board like immigrants ruining America?
>people thought it was recovering
>>60204952how?
>Futures positive
>>60204932To the extent this is true I expect brutal political pushback. Courts, Congress, business, labor, public.
My portfolio is -27% since the start of the year, and basically I will never financially recover from this.
>>60204963is that oblivion from alton towers kek, when I was in high school i pretended to read a magazine on that for the photo
>>60204964US futures are fucking +1%We should be hitting fucking circuits breakers. Everything is retarded, fake, and gay.But then again the market is the collective of the people. And the collective of the people elected a retard. makes sense the market behaves like a retard.
>futures greenbased slurpers
Europe is not delusional like the burger market
>>60204909Sauce? I've seen more posts by bookers saying they're liquidating their 401ks and stopping further deposits
>>60204964that's from the morningDAX is currently +1.4%
>>60204978we fucking are, this is just reversing 2% gains from yesterday because of the tweet that caused 2% US greem
uhhh how tf are the futes going up? Exit pump or something?
>america really thinks Europe is dependent on themThis is what your pride gets you
>>60204940As you were saying, ungrateful swine? SURGE!
>>60204978It is, it's just correcting the +3% overture the US had during its opening.
>>60204973Don't worry, we can work out a payment plan to continue your obligations to the market. Could you do 60% of your income?
>>60204989they're all over the place this is getting SILLY
>>60204986If everyone prints, the dollars have to go somewhere.
You haven't forgotten the reciprocal china tariff of 34% on the 10th right?
Explain futures surging 3% the past few hours.
>>60204810I am once again asking for your support
china can announce another set of countermeasures any moment and everything will collapse like house of cards
>>60204976Your welcome
>>60204828Truly the Crypto President
>>60205001Nobody knows bro. This is a clown market.
how the fuck are shanghai and hong kong up?
>>60205004Anywhere?
>>60205001100% tariffs on China destroying 50% of our corporations is bullish
>>60205008sadly i am coming to believe there will be no watershed moment, there is no good time to short. the fundamentals are bad and getting worse but there's too much dumb money and optimism, this will just be a painful few weeks
>>60204975Did you not learn from 2020? There were hundreds if not thousands of posts just like yours. Stocks only go up.
>>60205017Tariffs aren't real Anon can't hurt anyone
I told you we would have a gigapump on opening just to fuck with shorts. Give it two hours and it will dump harder than yesterday.
>>60205016The world is 60% retarded I'm sorry. It's terminal.
>>60204806
>doubles down on tariffs>actually implemented them now>Futures greenActual clown market
Well it was fun riding the ES whipsaw, good night gentlemen. Be very careful tomorrow. The saying in bear markets is: bears do well, bulls do well, pigs get slaughtered.
>>60205001a asteroid could hit north America, and there would still be amrimutts "buying the dip"
Fentanyl shipments to the US are mooning, what the fuck is Xi doing
Reminder trump is a cult and there are rich republicans
>>60205035W-what's a pig market.
I guess this is the reason for the pump.
>>60205029this is okay because I can load up on more MSTZ calls
Do you guys know any stock chart website where I can move the watchlist dock from right side to the left side of the webpage? I've tried Tradingview, Yahoo Finance and both don't have this feature.
>>60205017probably expecting Xi giving out more stimmy honey
>>60205042everyone is desperate for a pump, and are pumping on ANY GLIMMER of hope (eg. the 'rumor' of tariff pauses the other day). What this means is the inevitable ACTUAL drop, once the hopium supply really runs out, is going to be catastrophic.
>>60205041Getting greedy and not sticking to your guns
>>60205017They started dumping US Treasury
>>60205042I saw the white paper but it doesn't look like it's going to lead to much positive.
circuit breakers disconnected
I don't get this market at allSave me Warren Buffett aaaagh
slurperchads we are unstoppable
>>60205063doesn’t matter, the market is fully fueled by hopium
>>60205033Everyone trying to time the bottom.
>>60205067It's crab town
Predict the obvious fake tweet making a +4% intraday pump.
>>60204955Huh, interesting. What would be even more interesting is the share of each segment in trading volume. Most retail investors just buy on a set schedule and never sell until retirement.
this will be good for futures it hink
>slurpers didn't learn their lesson yesterdayDon't panic when this fake up is yet again another rugpull but institutions
>>60205082>Lesotho - 50kek
>>60205042obvious bull trap, not falling for it
>>60205082oh really? why is that?
>>60205078>chinese representatives have been spotted at the White House, apparently heading for a meeting to discuss the current trade war
>>60205042>chink gf gets cheeky>slap her>"what was that for?? Don't talk to me">"aw come on babe let's talk, call me">"what, fuck you I'm not calling">"I know you want it">"okay I'm calling"are they dating or something?
>>60205085at least they're entirely inside south africa so transhipment will cut it to thirty, so only 40% of their population will lose their jobs>>60205088no news is good news, bad news is also good news
>>60205042China is about get a lot more Chinese if you know what i mean
>>60205085Some tiny French island got a 100% tariff
>>60205085They can just get the 4x4 Ford trucks or something if they don't have roads.
>>60205098oh shit, so whats good news then?
>>60205017AI porn waifus look like THAT!?
>>60205104these guys export 100k of lobsters to America and don’t import anything back so they need to have a massive tariff slapped on them
Option chain premiums are favoring calls over puts for spy
>>60205103now they need to bring down the trade deficit kekWITH WHAT MONEY YOU ORANGE NIGGER??
>nikkei futuresyeah i'm thinking we're back
>>60205104https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t8vKWuRYoHAthat's what it's like to drive a ford
I'm going to buy wisdom tree Europe defense ETF, am I retarded
>>60205027the thing that you are forgetting is that the closing from the pandemic was obviously temporary from the start and it still required mass printing ,0% interest rate, and trillions of dollars in stimulus to save the market, and it still lead to a ballooning of debt and high inflation, if the same is done to try and prevent the collapse of stocks in this situation not only will it be counter intuitive to the goal of reindustrialization, it would also lead to hyper inflation and a default on debt, the only thing that would reverse at least some of this is for the US regime cuck on the tarifs
>>60205100What do you mean?
>>60205117NoIt will pump in value
>>60205104iirc they export gold and diamonds, so the tariff will make them uncompetitive and they won't be able to buy fuel for the electricity generators, and medicinetheir misery is almost comparable to mine, when I look at my bleeding red portfolio
>>60205117a bit late to the party but defense ETFs are probably the safest bet in this market
We're going down again, time for Trump to hit the 'red button'
>>60205108good question there will be no good news until further notice
And why exactly is gay market rallying?
>>60205124Well if they stop dumping their gold and diamonds unfairly on the US in exchange for worthless paper maybe they'll be able to afford stuff.
>>60205133mediocre cope
>>60205133it becomes slowly obvious over the last couple of days that President Trump has actually won
>>60205082>Falkland Islands 41%It's over for Britbongs, better evacuate the island and hand it to Argentsimpians.
>>60205133because I seethingly buy another $100 of a thing I know will fall in value, to cope
>>60205017Chinese don't care about the US really. Also what the fuck is that thing (i want to have sex with it)
aaaand we dump
>>60205141Ah yes, crude down another buck and change. Pricing in a recession. Bullish
>>60205103The best part is that 100% was because the year prior, an American company bought like 10x more fish than usual compared to the previous years, despite trading being usually low. This single on-shot event made it so the calculation resulted in 100%, kek. It's fucking retarded.
you really thought it was the bottom? oh anon, we are just getting started
>>60205125https://stockhouse.com/opinion/contributors/2025/04/08/winners-tariff-quake-renk-nel-asa-almonty-china-attacks-u-s-defense-industryhttps://www.politico.com/news/2025/04/03/trump-tariffs-defense-weapons-supply-chains-00006481There appears to be some domestic protection in terms manufacturing certain hardware and strong demand which we can export
>>60205133Looks to me like MM shenaningans, fishing for liquidations, stop loss triggers etc to gather some liquidity to get through the day.
>Ozempic, a medication used for diabetes and weight loss, is manufactured by the Danish pharmaceutical company Novo Nordisk, with key manufacturing hubs in Denmark and Francewhoops
Lol, apparently the fears have lessened on the fear/greed index. America is a clownshow. I can't wait for the Chinese to respond.
>>60205184Ironically enough, the average merifat can neither afford ozempic nor mounjaro.While I pay around 150€ a month for 5mg.
>>60205184Can I buy calls on $LIZZO 400lb by 1st August?
>>60205017US trade is like 3% of China's GDP. The importance of this is way overblown.
>>60205191Don't the majority live in and out of Walmart. Surely the average American should be running for the hills
>>60205191Does that shit work?
I feel like Trump has a magic bullet he just hasn't played it yet, like maybe he can put really high tariffs on certain goods and fuck China up for good
>>60205017Xi won
>>60205187the chinese foreign affair ministry have an hour ago, they said they're willing to talk if US is willing to show them respect
>>60205205He's gonna 104% tariff selling us bonds. GGWP China.
>>60205205Everyone is high on hopium there’s some sorr of plan gotcha coming, that he isn’t retarded, that it isn’t all for nothing
>pharma getting addedWell, I might be getting fired lol
just bought the dip, see you at the top8SMN
>>60205210>willing to talk>market pumps for no reason>people still havent realized that it's all about muh trade deficitThe 104% tariffs are here to stay according to The Great Satan. Bulls are so stupid and desperate, what a fucking clown market.
I sloorped too much, I'm illiquid.
>Markets right now
>>60205191lol enjoy your osteoporosis and ozrmpic face fagboy.Also. ORANGE JUICE PUMPED ALMOST 10%
When people are fearful, drink colloidal silver.
>>60205200Only thing that ever worked for me other than sheer suffering in a stress-free environment.
>>60205017That's how cheap Teemu and Wish are.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60205236Weeeeeeeeee
>>60205236JEJAS
what stage of grief are US markets in right now and how long until we see the massive dumpening?
>>60205236>futuresit is actually the present in yurop right now sir
>>60205230I‘m a man and eat my quark, my bones will be fine ;)Stay fat, merilard
>>60205210Navarro will fuck up any possible talk between China and Trump, idk maybe Xi will instruct Elon to assassinate Retarrdo if there's any way for this tariff shitshow to end
>made a post that perfectly predicted that the market will crab due to big money not selling for no apparent reason>does not exist on the archiveI SHOULD'VE SCREENCAPPED IT THENHOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GLOATFUCK
>>60205250denial
>>60204920>>60205052I have found it! Webull.
>>60205250Denial. It will be a slow bleed because nothing else will kill the hopium
>>60205236MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF EURO
>>60205257this, plus trump is all in on the getting rid of trade deficits thing
>>60205250denial or bargaining
>>60205250Are you some kind of panican?
>>60205228Why do they always draw trump like he's some aryan gigachad?
>>60205257Trump trusts Retarrdo more than Musk. I like neither of them but at least Musk isn‘t completely delusional and retarded.
>>60205236literally just long with half your funds and close at lunch time and short with the other half and close before the bell, it's that simple
>>60205228Biden was so based, can't believe how much I miss that sad sack of shit.
how bad is this on a major economic scale, should I expect 2020 or black tuesday
>>60205278you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone
>>60205274Because they're delusional in their belief. He is the Chosen One, therefore, we must deify him. Remember that shit about his bad portrait that made the rounds because it actually offended him?
>>60205275Well Musk is pretty retarded, autistic and drug addicted but at least he undestand how supply chain work, which instantly put him as the most intellectual moron who's been in the White House those past months.
We are only 79 days in. There's another 3 or so years of Market nonsense to occur.
>>60205275He was delusional in that he thought Trump wasn't going to do what he said he'd do.
>>60205120You see, the thing with paper dragons is they cant be defeated with swords, they can only be defeated by the pen. China is likely now entering into the greatest deflationary spiral this world has ever seen. Or I could be wrong and they'll make a deal with Trump to secure a long term positioning, like China usually does.
>>60205282this transcends economic scale, it's gonna be the fall of ussr level
>>60205282Apparently neither. Everything is fine. You see, we're just not gonna sell. Ever. We're gonna pump, the market's gonna moon. Why? Well...
>>60205285Shit's fucked, imagine if libturds started drawing pictures of Kamala and Hillary looking like attractive young women
>>60205256Enjoy taking it for the rest of your life. Don’t forget to get your booster too. (Should have read the instructions)
I´ll FOMO in
>>60205297If Kamala looked like J Lo she'd be president now
if the stock market is crashing why aren’t people pumping crypto? isn’t it supposed to be the future of currency? what am i missing here?
>>60205299I am planning to take it forever because I know my hunger mechanism has been fucked since birth.And I do take booster shots just like your retard-in-charge president.
>>60205274They're closeted homosexuals
>>60205292Would Americans even notice? They have so much shit between the ears
>>60205285lol
>>60205292We get filthy fucking rich as the US breaks down?
>>60205282trump is gorbechov
kek tariffs are bullish now. turns out trump was smarter than the complainers
>>60205274because they actually don't care who he is, they care about him being their symbol
>>60205092don't slap your gf...
>>60205291yeah i think you're wrong, and i also think they won't be making a deal
>>60205323MIGATARDS are high on hopium that china will give up on the trade war
who invited all these newfags to the thread
Reminder that gorby was a last ditch attempt to save a collapsing Soviet Union after decades of stagnation and rot. This is something else, completely self inflicted destruction born out of social media fueled mental retardation
>>60205326...why not?
>all bots set to Crabcheckmate china
why was the crash cancelled?
>he's fat and nearly 80 years oldso this is the latest cope?
>>60205278The thing about the US is that the country is set up so well that the best thing for it is to have a government that does literally nothing but fix some roads and maintain security. They have everything: energy, natural resources, endless lands suitable for agriculture, tons of navigable rivers, a reserve currency that's practically a free money glitch and more, yet they found a way to fuck it up, somehow.
>>60205336my fault gang i’m just high and worried
>>60205348>cancelledyou are in for a surprise
>>60205339
>>60205322Bullish
it's another day of free puts like yesterday
What's Trump's next plan, a pizza hut in the garage?
>>60205304kamala would've landslided him if she had fat chocolate O cups
... this your guy?
>>60205348
>>60205367i hope he brings the Pizza Hut Express back to Targets
>>60205382kek, he's such a boomer
>>60205380#TheGreatWaddleForward
copium supply running out we’re dumping again
When should we expect to hit bottom?
>>60205394in 2 years right as trump is blown out in the midterms
>>60205380So this is the genius who is making me lose money for the greater good.Boomers never stop fucking us dry.
lay off are bullish because people will have to get money somewhere meaning they will go into stocks as a means of gambling We seen this before in 2020 if you aren't slurping this week you wont be positioned for the golden bull run
I have a feeling that trump is going to delay tarrifs for those that are being "friendly" to the USA in terms of negotiations. Yes I know the tarrifs have started but that doesn't matter, shits all over the place right now. He just wants to stick it to China.He'd probably delay tarrifs and the double down again on China lel. No this isn't bull cope I'm not invested so I don't care, other than for wider economic consequences
>>60205398Guess which states turn blue in 2028. Here is my prediction: GA (permablue), NC, PA, MI, WI, NV
>>60205408Texas
>min min lowhttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/2025-04-09/china-hit-with-us-tariffs-of-104-video
is this shit gonna crash or notif so how hard
>>60205407no, tariffs will be retroactively applied since 2020 pay up retards
>>60205407China is a terrible trading partner. They hate America and they hate Americans.
Europe is just holding out for next week when Meloni has the talk
>>60205422what does a good trade partner look like
>>60205428a vassal
>>60205422no they actually don't, russians do, though.
>>60205339you wouldn't want your to slap you
>>60205415A crash doesn't happen in 24 hours, not even in weeks. It'll a slow descent with a lot of bulltraps until something major happen to switch into bull market again. Maybe tariffs being lifted.
>>60205394Never, we'll be fluctuating between 4700 and 5000 daily for the next few years
>>60205434>A crash doesn't happen in 24 hoursdream big
>>60205414I cant fucking understand a word this bitch said
>>60205407>There are people who STILL believe in tariffs going awayFor fucks sake. How many times do you people need to be punched in the face before you realize the reality of it?
>>60205407It is a cope. Guy would rather comit suicide in national television than admiting traiff implementation was bad.He already say there will be pain, he is getting those coal mines and run his propaganda about panica or whatever. Guy is in the casion and slots machines are Rolling. He will see this until the end.
>>60205449don't worry about it
Short SBUXPeople aren't going to be spending $5 for a latte in a recession. $80 right now and I expect it to be $40 eoy
>>60205431I dunno man. I've watched some travel videos where American dudes go to China. They usually go "Are you Russian?" and when the dude says no, he's American, they say "Oh..." and look uncomfortable.
>>60205426Meloni is so cute bros.
Getting yields lower was an explicit goal stated by Bessent. 10yr is now at 4.5%. Jesus fucking christ this is going to be brutal. Great work Republitards.
these swinging futures are so retarded
>>60205460oh ok that settles it
>>60205406>lay off are bullish>We seen this before in 2020 2020 bullrun was because of money printing
>Stoxx 50 holding strong at -2.9, even risingHave they realized?
>>60205282>how bad is this on a major economic scaleit can become an economic Carrington Event retold for centuries
>>60205428submissive and breedable
BTW, all of the /smg/ veterans moved to >>>/bant/ like a year ago with the /biz/ email verification fiasco, and most of the people still posting on the /biz/ thread are seething TDS redditors who are too afraid to show their flag.
>>60205462She's a lil retard but cute indeed
>>60205414>>60205449Imagine how she sounds begging for BWC to go all the way in
>>60205407thanks dude, people like you are the ones that stopping a circuit breaking mega crash
>>60205439
>>60205475truth nuke
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (@RepLuna)I fully back our President! The globalist economic order is in total meltdown mode.
>>60205470euros really are betting on the positive outcome of the negotiations, but it's not gonna happenorang is too dumb
>>60205451I don't think they'll go away, just negotiated in his favour. He's larping about bringing all the industry back but it will probably end up with some back and better trade deals with those countries where he has to import. I don't think he's retarded enough to think the US can produce everything themselves.Or maybe he is, we'll see. Like I said I'm here for the ride I'm not getting ridden
>>60205466the whole US is his hedge fund now
>>60205469sex
>>60205462would eat her pussy till completion
>>60205475any real /smg/ vet can afford a pass
>>60205477Least retarded of the current European clown show methinks. Except Macron, Macron is insane, but he's smart.
>>60205469this>>60205406>people will have to get money somewhere meaning they will go into stocks as a means of gambling i'm bullish, but even i think your thesis (assuming its not bait) is off-the-wall retarded
>>60205488if he wasn’t retarded he wouldn’t have started this fiasco in the first place
>>60205489US market is just a one big shitcoin at this point
>>60205475go back to your namefag central sis
>>60205485Wtf does this mean, are Americans consuming leaded products again?
>>60205488>I don't think he's retarded enoughstopped reading there
>>60205486So you're saying they don't realize this (even if negotiations fall through) is good for Europe?
>>60205505just retarded trump ballwashers
>>60205407it is a cope at this point, trump is GOING to implement the tarrifs even if he's alone in his own party. there is no "reasonable businessman trump" anymore>>60205475i'd be there if that canadian baker stopped ruining the threads and lobotomized /bant/smg/
>>60205519i wish that was me
>>60205282gorby is a saint compared to trump
>>60205348Everything is oversold as hell. It needs a couple days of consolidation. Daily RSI is near 20, Fear index is at 4, all other indicators are screaming "oversold." Further crash can wait until next week.
>>60205549>TA on a shitcoindo /biz/niggers really?
>>60205282nothing burger, just buy the dip go-i mean bro
and wallah, only up from here
>>60205443
>TA on a politically induced market crash that is making hedgies dump treasuries like fire so they don't get margin called
>YINN 17% up in premarket
>>60205613MIGA bros... that was not the plan!
>>60205428someone that trades 1:11:10 is unsustainableChina could have taken Trumps deal, they would have only had to pay ~$100Billion. Bright, prosperous future. Now they lose over half a Trillion. Lets see how this plays out.
>+0.28%so this is free puts right
>>60205475its a hard choice. i hate the triptrannies people simp there but i also hate fast threads
How green are we ending the day? +5%?
>>60205639threads will slow down once the happening unhappens and polniggers go back
>>60205639At least people here talk about stocks instead of spamming their shitty fucking fetish porn
>>60205643>green
>>60205647yeah we should fix this
>>60205475it’s a small general with like the same five peeps it’s allright but this is the thread
debt refinance bros...>>60205655not that sex
>>60205655you think you can fix it with just a single image?
>>60205643
>>60205670What place is that?
I fucking swear they're trying to shake me out of my shortsI WON'T, FAGGOT MARKETSstupid ass fake futures
Should i do a nvidia straddle?
todays designated pump and dump event
>>60205692I'm really tempted to short but this nigger market will pump into the stratosphere on even the hint of a deal by some rando on twatter. Risk/reward balance is too lopsided desu.
>>60205711but there's no dealsit took like 2 years for the us canada mexico agreement, and now they have to make deals for 70 countries at the same time
>>60205718Of course there aren't and there probably won't be, but the faggot dip buyers just go on vibes and twitter posts.
My play yesterday :Wait till nvidia pumped to 100%Place a put150% returnIf this works today I will piss and shit myself
>>60205744it works until it doesn't
Dax is barely 2% down, I'm really not feeling this dump...
>>60205755puts are cheap on the delusion pumpsyou could have made 10k yesterday buying 525 puts
>>60205683NYSE
>>60205763There is 0 chance this isn't a rugpull. Either it happens today or tommorow.
Reminder that collapses, especially of larger scale like what's about to happen, takes time. It took 2 months for the flash capitulation to stop and 2 years for it to bottom out back in the great depression. Perestroika (DOGE) took 6 years to dissolve the USSR. I expect the timeframe for these to be the same.We're poisoned by tech making us want to see results now, but real life still doesn't move at that speed. Do your best to think a step ahead, or you're no better than a redditor.
>>60205814this mess will be resolved before midtermsany money to be made is before house representatives need to actually try and get re-elected because if democrats get a majority then tariffs are cancelled by resolution next day
>>60205824>democrats>doing anything
>>60205848you faggots are so delusional you are basically the marketrepublicans have already put motions forth on the senate but nobody is breaking in the house and the speaker wont let them vote on it even if they didyou only need a majority on both to vote to end the emergency and all tariffs are automatically cancelled, and it can't be vetoedthe moment this jeopardizes seats and the winning BIGLY doesn't manifest tariffs will be cancelledthey may come back in smaller numbers but these big ones are gone
>>60205869>they may come back in smaller numbers but these big ones are gonethis seems inevitable.
>>60205881they can't be serious
>>60205884exactly, the market is both too irrational thinking this is the end, and not irrational enough in thinking this is a nothingburgerdespite retards thinking this is the end by december next year these big tariffs will no longer be in place and plenty of companies are betting on thatit's why nobody will actually move factories here
>>60205869they'll win seats on the promise that they'll get rid of tariffs and once they actually do they'll just waffle around for 4 years not actually doing it or undoing anything else trump has done
>>60205920again, this isn't a bill or something else that needs to passit's a binding resolution ending the "emergency" that takes effect immediatelyif reps don't cancel it themselves then democrats will win just by saying they'll do it
bye bye dollar
>>60205824A reduction in tariffs won't bring the trust in the US back. That'd need a signed law and possibly a sweetened deal from the US itself, which is far less likely.What's important is that this isn't happening tomorrow, whatever may happen. It's gonna move in months, maybe years. People watching the line like hawks and moving or judging based on micro-adjustments are losing the forest for the trees.
>>60205934it won't bring trust back but if it passes then the bill that brings tariffs back to congress has high odds of also passingthat will stabilize the markets, I don't care about the US as a country becoming a pariah
>>60205929not gonna happen
>>60205945I have less faith that congress itself will get past the bickering, nor that the president on either side will want to reduce their powers, but you are right that if it does, that'd be the major step to restabilizing the markets and getting, more importantly, purchasing power flowing.
>>60205881btw anyone know if going in hard with coal would affect oil prices a lot?
>>60205881Atleast we can burn that big black beautiful coal
>>60205961delusional>>60205973the bill is questionable because it can be vetoed, but if he vetoes it then it can be used for the next elections by the demsthe resolution ending the emergency can't be vetoed, and is guaranteed to pass as midterms get closer and more and more reps break rank
>>60205881I love BBC (Big Black Coal)
>>60205988official bbc president
>a nation of coal burners
>>60205982>delusionaldon't get me wrong, i'd love if the democrats actually manage to get their shit together and undo at least some of the damage trump has donebut i have been assuming absolute incompetence from them and i have yet to be wrong
>>60206001you don't need them to be competent, you need them to vote yes while 3 reps join them after the speaker is removed
>>60206011i stress, "absolute" incompetence
When is the EU vote for retaliatory tariffs today?
West coast fag here pulling an all nighter doing code wagie work while I wait for the 6:30 AM market openprobably gonna be an underwhelming crab 2bh
>“These countries are calling us up. Kissing my ass. They are dying to make a deal,” Trump told a group of Republicans on Tuesday evening, hours before the tariffs were set to take hold. He described foreign leaders essentially groveling to avoid the new tariffs: “Please, please sir, make a deal. I’ll do anything sir.”What in the fucking fuck
>>60206100He grabbed em right in the tariffussy
>>60206100he's jerking off every day with all this attention he's getting
>>60205982I didn't refute the resolution because that would do what is likely most important for now - stopping the tariffs and the emergency powers that is provided to the president. From THERE, you can then discuss how to prevent another Liquidation Day from happening again.Like you said, midterms is the most likely time, which means 2 years. I wouldn't be betting on growth during that period as a general vibe, so I wouldn't be buying stock right now. Any funny moves is effectively gambling, and I am a man of safe options.
>>60206112I think it's time to buy desu, every month buy a bit more than you would usually buy like 1.25xthis is an opportunity to lower your cost basis and get in cheap, just like covid and any other manufactured sell-off that isn't connected to market fundamentals
>>60206100>trump is doing it for the (You)s
>>60206130I still think we got a long way to drop, but especially after a month or so, that'd be a solid play. There are some fundamentals in play here - less supply due to lack of trust will make the US economy much weaker - but like with the great depression, there are people who bought in those times and found great reward later in their lives.
>>60206100Short everything american
wait apparently the resolution can still be vetoed, wtf who wrote these shitty lawsthis is never ending, the market is crashing forever
>>60206100maybe he was just pretending
>>60206100Trump is the ultimate narcissist so he probably gets off at world leaders and ceos groveling to him
>>60206100Do these countries have no self respect or national pride? Is money all they care about?
>>60206093Why are you simping for a west coast tech company? They're all gonna be fine if it takes another day >t.10 years in tech
will yuros nuke US tech?pls respond
everyone is here>>60205578
>>60206311It's about preservation. Imagine you're vietnamese and get rugpulled out of your low wage job You might revolt
haha
>>60206311They aren't acting impulsively because they are measuring how far they can or should go without this biting everyone in the ass so hard 1930s looks like child's play. I mean look at the what happened with treasuries overnight, everyone (outiside the US as well) saves in T-bills they are supposed to be "zero risk" safety blanket... the whole economy could really just burn to the ground.
>>60206364They are saying yes if no deal
