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No title because market is Ending
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>>60209061
>No title
then im not using this thread
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>>60209031
I KNOW
I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN
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>>60209149
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
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>>60209031
aaaaaaaahhhh
its just sitting there
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Gentlemen, please remember: No crying in the casino.
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>>60209031
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gm
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>Everyone already sold or made their play
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PUMP GETTING REJECTED
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PANICANS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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This trading shit is easy.
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OK WERE PUMPING. FUCK IT, WE BALL. DONALD PUMP

CHECK ID COLOR
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TARIFFS
FUCK YEAH
SANCTIONS
FUCK YEAH
REGIME CHANGE
FUCK YEAH
FREE TRADE
fuck yeah
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>>60209031
>blatantly disrespecting baking etiquette
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This is why I just sold and didn’t fucking short
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>>60209255
logic would dictate it shouldn't have pumped in the first place
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Alright market, whatever you do, do NOT crab.
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PLEASE READ MY TRUMP BOOK PLEASE DO NOT CHECK MY EARLY LIFE
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>>60209262
what the FUCK is a panican
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>implying you dont prefer mining to surviving HR
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10% of Americans own 90% of the stock market. The next 30% of Americans own 10%. 60% are in debt.

Trump is prioritizing the workers, not the fat freeloaders.
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Why is nasdaq green
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the stock market only makes sense if you view it as how people FEEL about the economy, not an actual reflection of economic reality

investors and retail boomers are simply incapable of believing that anything will ever actually happen to disrupt the economy, thus the stonks never go down
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>>60209266
we're in new fag hell buddy
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>>60209287
what's wrong with her eyes
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>>60209290
Because the market opened 7 minutes ago and no one’s had to pay $150 for a wadget yet
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TRADE WAR IS BULLISH
EU TARIFFS ARE BULLISH
CHINESE TARIFFS ARE BULLISH
BULL WORLD
BULL UNIVERSE
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
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WHY THE FUCK IS APPLE PUMPING
YOU CAN'T MAKE PROFITS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
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I'm confused why is everyone saying green? It's showing -173 for me.
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WE ARE SO BACK TSLABROS
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>>60209287
Never had an issue with HR in 10+ years of working. I don't think you have either. It's just a boogeyman
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how dare you ignore baking rules and traditions! you are literally hitler and a stupid idiot!
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>>60209306
SEX WITH THIS CAT
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>>60209312
the kids nimble hands yearn for the small screws
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>>60209292
the stocks market makes sense if you consider it's the collective of the people. The same people that elected a turbo clown retard.
Thus it makes sense the market behaves like a retarded clown.
How could it be any other way?
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>>60209303
she looks like a psychopath you'd have to shoot with a .44 magnum during a road rage encounter after she merges into your passenger mirror with no warning
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>>60209277
It's ALWAYS crab
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>tariff China
>win
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>AAPL

Please I want off this ride
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Snibbidy snip snip
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Lmao, sound organic moves btw
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>>60209312
Five planes of non tariffed phones getting sold at tariffed prices
Apple winning BIGLY
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>>60209320
no because that women in the video is alive breathing the same air as us and she works in hr, so HR has a problem
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>celebration at 10am
Did you guys already forget what happened yesterday kek
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THIS is the BIG DUMP?
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Am I being trolled? Why is everyone saying green?
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>>60209339
>erm, t-tariffs good?
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>tariffs
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Be cool, guys.
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>>60209327
even if they move it back, they can't just move it back here tomorrow. i lost so much money on this short.
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>>60209061
You Fucked up!
You Fucked up!
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>>60209305
he keeps this up and the jews are shooting him in the head in 3 months.
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>>60209350
>this is a real curates egg
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it pumped on this
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Damage report, how much are (you) down by?
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>>60209349
Not instant collapse = bullish, apparently
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>>60209349
Look at the S&P, who the fuck even uses DOW these days
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>>60209356
be coool panicans
>>60209358
YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW
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>>60209363
Literal market manipulation to preserve his head lmao
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>>60209363
Is this really how a president should speak
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what did he mean by this
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>>60209363
>he's finally trying to pump the markets
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pls pump so i can get more puts, ty
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>>60209333
Always.
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>>60209363
No it pumped because people are panic buying all foreign goods, itll go back down eventually
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>>60209339
>>60209350
>erm, t-tariffs good?
of course.
picrelated
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>>60209349
This actual madness
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>>60209363
"I'm not watching the stock market." -- Trump
"Please buy stocks so it doesn't crash." -- Also Trump
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>>60209363
this would be funny if it werent so retarded
this market is so fucking fake
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>/smg/ thinks bear market is just a straight drop
We just lost an entire year worth of gains in a week. There's going to be some greed and shorts closing. Be cool. The thesis of traiffs being shit is unchanged.
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Stop selling. Stop selling.
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Does wall street even check the news? They didn't get the memo, apparently.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIG PUMP BIG PUMP!!!
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>>60209363
So its just MAGAtard retail buying
They're always wrong about everything though, short.
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>>60209370
guys who do a google search to check how the market is doing
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>tariffs main import partner 100%
>tariffs key export partner 80%
>bullish
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>>60209360
Based moderate opinion
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4chan, this is the best entertainment I had watch in years. - Sign A Redditor
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That's it bros, I'm gonna ride my bike and forget about this gay market for today.
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new trvke
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>>60209379
Anon, that ship has sailed
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STOP PUMPING
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>>60209369
>>60209370
Nevermind it just went to positive 97. I like dow more because it has bigger numbers :)
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>>60209386
sex left
sex right
at the same time
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>>60209403
what's chingchong and pingpong gon do?
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I'm so cool, I'd never worry about the stocks. I'll start worrying if the bond market starts to go sideways, that's the signal for long-term outlook. So cool.
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>>60209363
>ohh, nooo! The market is going to dump
>I will wait
>BVY NOW
>YES. GOD EMPERVR
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Shit's fucking pornographically obscene at the moment.
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?
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>>60209363
>>60209380
>>60209410
What a pussy. China had the balls to just ban short selling, Trump should do the same.
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The bottom is falling out soon isn't it
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>>60209391
>I'm not watching the stock market
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Be cool.
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>>60209410
This stock price was validated by real MAGA patriots
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>>60209406
updooted
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>>60209393
I will accept a bearish crab.
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>>60209363
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>>60209426
hm >>60209380
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>>60209363
Trump trying his best to prevent MAGAsaki
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>>60209432
Ships aren't supposed to have their bottoms fall out
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>>60209363
>DJT up +7%
Retards took his post literally
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>>60209447
that's an index, anon.
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>>60209411
Kek I forgot about this. -90% from the highs LMAO
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it's just a fucking antenna on my screen
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>>60209432
THE LINE ONLY GOES UP BAYBEEEEE
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>>60209403
Simple. America buys more from China than China buys from America. Their 84% tariff is effectively a 25% tariff, while our 104% is a 204% tariff to them
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are people really falling for this again?
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>>60209418
>trade effectively shut down between chinks and burgers
>cant get around vietnam or thailand because 46% and 36% tariff rate
Give it three months of this and the wagies will be in the streets howling for President Jinping to restore their 401k
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I wish there was a way to understand stock movements. As in everybody who buys anything completes a survey saying why they bought whatever they did, who they are, their age, level of education... because this makes no sense.
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>>60209410
he says this shit while his family is dumping kek
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>>60209406
Oblig fuck you faggot
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>green
boring, ill back in a couple of hours
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>china announced new tariffs
>EU announces tariffs
>market pumps anyways
Huh?
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yeah this is totally a safe and stable market
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JUST THRUST THE FUCKING PLAN
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i wonder what the duration of the tariffs will be, days, weeks, months?
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>>60209469
blue teto sex
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>tariffs finally take effect
>pumps
I hate this fucking clown market
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>>60209406
post tits faggot
or shoe on head if ur a guy
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be greedy when others are fearful
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Oops! Bulls, you didn’t buy in, did you?
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>go inverse 3x
>wake up and in the hole 15% on one I was up 8% yesterday on and 4% on another.

knew it, I fucking knew it.
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It's red again already
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Bulls get the cauldron
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>>60209500
thanks. buying the top.
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Am I to believe that this pump is organic?
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SELL SELL SELL SELL
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Americans are truly retarded.
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>W-WHY IS THE MARKET GREEN
PLAN STATUS=TRUSTED
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>>60209474
Inflation is bullish for assets prices actually.
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we are in fucking clown market on the stock market now
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>>60209363
is he actually conspiring with institution's to help them off-load their bags on retail?
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Can't wait for /pol/ to celebrate a +0.5% pump lmao
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>>60209459
>mfw it's real
Clown world.
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>>60209527
The answer's always yes.
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>>60209527
Yes
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I forgot to shave the tiniest patch of my beard and there's a little spot of hair sticking out that you can't really see but it annoys the shit out of me when I rub my fingers over it
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>>60209521
LONG YUM!
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>DJI
WHAT GOES UP...
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I told you guys, Trusting in Trump is all you need.
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>>60209521
mr president! please! african-american! like elon "k-hole" musk!
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>>60209541
Tweezers
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THERE WE GO
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>>60209459
I don't understand how they still have money after all the scams he's put them through.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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The feline bounces are becoming faster.
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LINE GO DOWN
>>60209541
I can see it it’s disgusting
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Nice rally trump
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>>60209372
Mr President, please!
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>>60209363
>>60209459
OK this is a cult.
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>>60209541
that's why i always check five minutes after shaving.
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>tell people to buy on twitter while your friends are pressing sell
Im glad all my years in shady crypto telegrams has prepared me for this

Normgroids are actual exit liquidity
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consider that a lot of people invest not rationally, but emotionally

i'm reminded of when Trump lost in 2020 and all of the betting sites still had him with a 5% chance to win because a number of retards thought they were making some kind of moral statement or willpowering him to victory by holding long-worthless bags

i suspect a lot of investors will continue to slurp even despite knowing that the real economic activity their investments are based on is headed for decline, just because line go up is their entire identity
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>>60209512
He says that after raping the market since he took office and is going to rape even more
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this is happening because you antivaxxers refused to get the latest booster
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>>60209521
BULLISH! *slurps*
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Looks like its gonna crab
Fuck this gay shit
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WHY THE FUCK IS SPY MOVING LIKE A MICROCAP SHITCOIN, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MARKET?
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>oil plummeting again

Going all in on tankers bros.
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Tariff chads we won
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I'll keep my shorts and you can lick nigger ass, I DON'T CARE, FUCKING DIE
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>>60209585
This is a fucking spicy grab though, boku no pico de gallo
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>>60209593
Nigga you just saw the biggest dead cat bounce in human history.
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grim
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>>60209585
(((They))) are crushing everyone who bought puts that expire Friday. They weren't gonna let the goyim make free money that easily.
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>The U.S. tariffs are impacting 380 billion euros ($420.45 billion) worth of Europe’s exports to the United States, amounting to around 70% of total exports, Sefcovic said during a press briefing.
>“To put it in perspective, that’s over 80 billion euros in duties, an eleven-fold jump from the 7 billion [euros] the U.S. currently collects,” he added.
11x wew
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>>60209510
I am for it. Just waiting for it to be voted on
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>>60209593
We always do, baby
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GREAT BULLRUN GOOFY NIGGER RETARDS THAT ALMOST LASTED TEN MINUTES
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MOTHERFUCKERS
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Is there a good reason for this market to be this fake and gay? EXPLAIN.
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>>60209605
so far
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>>60209607
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>trade war intensifies before open
>somehow lose money on a short
was i the retard this whole time?
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>>60209586
Welcome to Trumpian Amerikkkkkkkka
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i'm trying to find the best quotes in the book
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yerp the bottom is in
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>It's already happening
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>>60209607
Zoom in
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>>60209363
I wonder how much the average MIGAfag has spent of their life savings on this man
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THE CHART FLASHING GREEN AND RED GAVE ME A SEIZURE
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>>60209642
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Everyone excited to get to work on making america great again?
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>>60209630
bear markets behave erratic over the short term.
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>>60209605
Current admin economic approach is somewhere between herding cats and necromancy.
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>>60209652
Kek
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>>60209623
That is a beautiful shit unironically, bet it floats a dream
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>>60209613
US needs to finance the coming Iran war goyim
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>turns market into crypto shit feat to prevent market crash
Well played Trump
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>>60209666
Want a bite?
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>>60209659
Wrong photo, this is the America Trump wants
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At this point is there any news that could happen that would trip a circuit breaker? This shit is so absurd that it feels like nukes could fly and the markets would still pump
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>another mcdonalds logo
you should take the hint anon
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>>60209659
Ironically when America did actually have factories, we looked like pic related. It wasn't until we gave every factory to China, that we became obese and brown
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>>60209630
There is, actually. The market has no idea how to price in tariffs these large. It knows it's bad, but the past week has been bad -- surely that's enough, right?

The market has reached a point to where it needs to see the effects of tariffs to be able to move further down. It doesn't know how to price in a 104% tariff on China, but it knows how to price in 25% earnings reductions, mass layoffs, factories shutting down, and supply chain failures. As more and more news about that rolls in, those news articles will get priced in, and we'll just bleed over the next couple months.

It's a matter of information. The market needs information it can process.
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>>60209666
Satan opinion on current market
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>>60209673
well i wish them a lot of fun!!
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>>60209626
God this war was KINO.
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>>60209511
It's domestic, localized near-entirely within the bedroom of the most divorced man in America.
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>>60209613
...collected from American companies
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>>60209688
>>60209659
What is it with Europeans and not wanting to work?
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>>60209687
I’m alright mate I’ve got a scotch egg
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>>60209630
>>60209639
if you're a hedgie theres no reason to just immediately capitulate, especially while theres degrees of uncertainity. you just deny as much as you can for as long as you can, until its impossible to avoid economic truth.

its just a matter of 2-3 weeks (just two weeks) of tariffs before economic effects of tariffs start to become unavoidable, if im a hedgie im not capitulating without giving trump chances to undo his faggot bullshit first.
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You guys DARE me to go to to Wendy's and get a breakfast baconator? Haha I'll do it I'm quite daring.
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>>60209710
drone warfare should be a war crime. this shit gonna wreck us
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Increasing my short positions, I don't want to wage again after this recession
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>>60209683
the only people that are going to take those jobs are imported indian immigrants you fucking retarded nigger
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WHY ARE WE PUMPING????
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>>60209700
I think a decently large portion of the market still thinks this will all get rolled back within like a week and everyone will forget about it.
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>trying to pump it back up at all costs
I've genuinely never seen a chart look so desperate.
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>>60209642
what book is this that anons keep posting?
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>the US president literally pump and dumping the stock market like if it was shit coin
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Where do you guys go to see the market chart live?
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How the FUCK is one man allowed to destroy the entire world economy? Where the FUCK is congress?
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I'm never going to make any fucking money because no matter what the market does the opposite. Go long? it crashes. Go inverse? it pumps. I'm sure it's my fault but I'm a brainlet who doesn't understand anything other than buy low and sell high which I have never managed to do, most often I struggle to break even.
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>>60209720
While you're there, fill out a job application. You'll be one step ahead
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>>60209731
Ill show you pumping, gimme that bussy
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>>60209650
Reddit faggot
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>>60209744
NYSE, we all carpool.
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>>60209722
So true, war was so civilized before.
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a bit more and I'll buy another 0dte put
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>>60209749
Controlled by his supporters
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>retards buying on opening
>gradual slump for the rest of the day
Same as yesterday.
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>>60209724
>markets irrational
>your solvency
Incompatible
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https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/09/treasury-secretary-bessent-says-its-main-streets-turn-after-wall-street-grew-wealthier-for-4-decades.html
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>>60209719
Trump is going to make a deal with at least Japan before that. I bet it is reset to previous with slightly less tariffs and Japan buys more beef and rice
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>>60209714
what's with correct people and not wanting to work?
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>>60209740
Yeah this genuinely crypto scam shit, it's not enough to short the top, they are going to extract as much money as humanly possible from slurpers on the way down, absolutely disgusting
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>>60209700
Everyone knows it's going to be a clusterfuck but you're right, the banks and other financial institutions can't simply dump billions of dollars without giving their shareholders a rational explanation. Good time for retail investors to get the fuck out. Nobody has an excuse to get caught in the crash when the Jews are giving them so much leeway to get out.
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>>60209734
What’s insane is that they’re preventing their own prediction by propping up the market, once the nonMAGA unloads it will fall but until then this will not stop
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>>60209744
read the fucking op newfag
thanks for your donation kek
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>the leader of the free world
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>>60209767
I still have a ton of gains this year to bet with because I exited my longs on one of the big bounces
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>i buyeded SQQQ last night
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>>60209761
Without trying to romanticize it I think there are certain moral and social elements of being forced to kill someone by hand if you want to do it. Drone operators get more PTSD than bomber planes but less guilt and grief than on the ground soldiers.
Ultimately the worst effects are on the communities who have to watch them hover over constantly wondering if they’re gonna be struck
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>>60209714
>He thinks anyone actually LIKES hard work
Say that again from the mines. People are nostalgic about big salaries that used to come with that half a century ago. Guess which half of the equation you are going to get now.
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>>60209761
Cheater, don't slow time
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>>60209784
Yup, unironically these pumps are just making everything more bearish for the future. It means a policy reversal is less likely, tariffs become entrenched.
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>Over 5000

Apologize
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>>60209719
you'd think if that's the case they'd stay neutral. they must be strongly leaning toward the dispute to be settled if they pumped it.
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>>60209714
I like hard and meaningful work
>t drug dev about to get fired
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>>60209714
isn't the number 1 most desired job by children and teens in america to be a youtuber/influencer? im sure they will all be thrilled they have to work in the coal mines. also who the fuck WANTS to wagecuck?
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>>60209714
They're lazy. That's it. There is nothing deeper other than, they just don't want to work.
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nnnnooooooOOOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN FOREVER
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>>60209642
it's just one guy(me)
book is fire and fury, you can read it here
https://archive.org/details/fire-and-fury-in-the-trump-white-house-by-michael-wolf
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This reeks of market manipulation, someone has an in.
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DESTRUCTION OF DOLLAR BASED WORLD ECONOMY PRICED IN
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I'm out
Just gonna watch this shitshow from the sidelines
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>>60209834
This is manipulation
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>>60209819
>Bulls celebrating being over 5000 now
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>>60209774
yeah but i mean the problem is the 100 percent tariff on the biggest importer by far to the us. even if that remains the single only tariff (which its unlikely), that alone is enough to cause massive damage to the economy. i mean look at apple, how much they rely on china. they're still above last years price. there's no way that factors in a month of fucking retard tariffs.
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>>60209819
HELLO MISS OVER FIVE THOUSAND
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zoom out
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>>60209819
Okay retard
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>Trump says ‘BE COOL! ... THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!’

PUMP IT
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>>60209841
Isn't that literally illegal
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>>60209826
Teh most popular game and movie right now is called Minecraft you dumb faggot. The children yearn for the mines.
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>>60209741
meant for him the book here
https://archive.org/details/fire-and-fury-in-the-trump-white-house-by-michael-wolf
>>60209833
>>60209796
this one is not me btw name on the book pls?
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Reminder to buy VIX for later today
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>>60209864
lol
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Anyone want to slap penises together until one of us cries like a little girl? The loser has to sing the Spartan national anthem with the other person's penis in their mouth. A true spartan duel.
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>>60209864
what the fuck is illegal when you're the president lol? Who's gonna stop him from doing it
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>>60209841
I bought some coffee today, he was right. Based Trump.
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>>60209864
Musk was doing this for years.
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>>60209872
why?
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>>60209864
nothing is illegal when you are the one who enforces the laws
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>>60209751
you're not the only one. i lost a ton of cash on what i thought was a sure thing apple short.
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>>60209864
https://youtu.be/dMt8qCl5fPk
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>Trump pumping the market again so he can short it
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WHO IN GODS NAME IS SLURPING
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Lmao this has gotta be the most anxious pump I have ever seen
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>>60209864
Literally all musk did
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>>60209865
>The game about building your house from fruits of your labor
I call escapism
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>60209884
Because it’s going to get extremely fucking volatile when boomers who read the tweet run out of money
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Call me when the s&p is back over 6000
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I'll be real with you guys, these market dynamics don't really fill me with confidence in the US economy
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I give up
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>>60209761
that game looks so relaxing to me right now
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>>60209901
greedy lil bois
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>>60209901
Ur mom
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Dumpster fire.
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>>60209864
Will he be indicted by Congress? No? Then it doesn't fucking matter. "OFFICIAL DUTY OF OFFICE IMMUNITY".
Dude's out there saying 'States are just Agents of the Federal Governments'. That's right. Abolish state's rights.
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>>60209906
go back tourist
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>>60209907
Shit's fucked
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>>60209901
braindead miga turds
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>>60209824
then they're retarded. i dont see how trump is possibly going to negotiate with china in the short-term, at least not within this week, and every single day of tariffs is just a death counter.
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LIQUIDITY CRISIS INCOMING
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>>60209911
It’s high you reatr what more do you want
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>all those people with short positions getting screwed over by a single tweet again

pottery, this market is not healthy at all
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>>60209906
I watched the movie in theaters and at the end jack black willingly returns to the real world. If I had a portal to a world where my labors had instant payoffs and I could own all the property I want I would never leave
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There’s going to be people waking up all day seeing the trump tweets and pumping btw
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Cramer-sama I inverted you. Please deliver my gains.
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Market shouldnt be green. You are all fucking retarded.
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WE ARE PUMPING WOOOHOOO
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If this retard ever says no more tariffs this shit is literally going to 10x. it's been non-stop negative news and people are still just buying like crazy
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This is the markets after nothing but bad news all day. Imagine if there was actual good news. It would pump 10 percent plus
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Retail investors were a mistake
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You're welcome, main street
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>>60209363
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>>60209944
And the big people are letting it pump until they want to short, if anyone is even left to do that
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>>60209925
Oh and sycophants are backing this 'glorious intelligent play' of the whole agents of the government thing by saying 'well if global tariffs are so good, why can't we do INTERSTATE TARIFFS'.
I'm calling it. We're not going to find a bottom because *there isn't* a bottom.
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>>60209936
Short sellers are the unhealthy ones. Retail slurpers will inherit the earth.
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>expecting a sane economy
>after covid
lol
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>>60209694
The bot traders don't know fear, they only react.
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>>60209909
im thinking of buying calls now
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WHY THE FUCK IS SP PUMPING
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>>60209957
market is waiting for good news so it can instantly drop 7%
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>>60209967
keke
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>>60209964
Kill yourself
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>>60209924
top kek
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>>60209947
The market is whatever investors want it to be retard. If they all decide it's green, it's green.

Your little nigger baby voodoo means nothing to our imaginary lines. Understand little nigger boy?
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>slight rally because of NA
>self reflection
>back to dumping
meanwhile the shit and piss index keeps going up
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>>60209978
Don’t be a pussy
>t not buying shit sitting on cash
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>>60209967
Ayyy :) happy
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>>60209947
But Trump said he wants to annihilate the stock markets and hang every last trader. That's a bullish as it gets in Trumps clown market
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>>60209932
i dont see it either. but i lost money today so i'm the retard. there's something i missed here.
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>>60210000
Quads dont lie
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>>60210018
>>60210018
>>60210018

new bread
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>>60209976
then we will teach them fear.
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>>60209995
Slurping in Switzerland may be a good deal desu
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>>60209916
VR has tons of hidden gems, It's a shame it never took off.
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>>60209979
It's not. NQ can't even reach the weekly Vwap. This ''''rally''' is absolutely feeble.
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>>60210011
personally im betting on tariffs fucking the economy, because i dont want it to happen. if i lose money, im not upset because i dont thousands of small businesses to go out of business.

i would prefer if trump tweeted today "haha just kidding". but its just all coping and posturing until he does, and no one, not even his butt buddy musk seems to have any idea of what he will do.
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>>60209876
sounds straight, i'm in
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We're green. Bears, as always BTFO. When will they learn
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Today's lesson: Japan day market and US pre-market don't tell us fuck all about US day market
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>>60209285
LOL, buckbroken poltard.
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>>60209320
You aren’t a salesman. It’s very different in our sphere. Office hit it perfectly with Toby. I have zero respect for HR, worst people on the planet.
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>>60209363
Isn’t the President telling people to buy his stock illegal?
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So yeah because white trash couldnt keep in the race and are going on fent benders we have to nuke the world economy so these ppl can make 40k a year working in a factory and still go on fent benders



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