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Pump it
>>60213267early bake kill yourself
the market STILL thinks he's bluffing
the noon pump is always funnybulls really think they can outclown panic
HEIGH HOHEIGH HOTO THE COAL MINE WE GO
is this bullish
>>60213291Stop coping nothing ever happens.
>>60213291Next time he opens his mouth, it tumbles again
https://strawpoll.com/3RnYXdMmWye
>>60213300
>>60213283Last thread is on page 3, bump limit reached. Sorry fag.
NO EARLY BAKING
Trump will blink first, it will be a rip you've never seen.
new world order: established
>>60213267Their faces look very mature, uncanny.
when and how does this end?this shit show can't keep going on much longer
>>60213333it's perfectly between bot parameters
The dumping has stopped even though there are no good news at all, that’s bullish
>>60213312Crime does not pay.
>>60213291The markets have no fucking idea whats about to enter its asshole
APOLOGIZE
>>60213267>The EU has placed 25% tariffs on a variety of US products, including steel and aluminum, basedbeans, yachts, tobacco, poultry, almonds, and orange juice.
>countries will start making deals>congress will stop him>he'll back out for sure>all the big companies will get exemptionswhat's the next layer of cope the market is on now?
>took a bath for an hour>come back>nothing has changedWhat the hell?
>>60213344Have you seen the stock market?It clearly does
>>60213333We've been pretty stable between 4800 and 5200 over the past few days, I think it's settling
lollmao
>>60213291No, I actually think we priced the tariffs in finally.
>>60213357retail will just keep buying and keep the market permanently at 500
This PUMP is FAKE and GAYIT WAS HER TURN!!!!
NOT PAYINGNOT SELLING STOCKSYOU WONT DO SHIT
>>60213333Quads of truth=we continue with uncertainty and volatility for weeks or monthsWhat is basically not guaranteed to happen is a bull run. Not this presidency, anyway. It’s just a question of whether we return to “normal” which will be relative stagnation, or outright depression.
>>60213357Someone won't miss the next time
>>60213349Im sorry!
Apparently when I spilled chia seeds last week some got in my kettle. Now there are seeds in my tea. This too is priced in
>>60213333Either trump backs down and reverses the worldwide tariff in favor of targeted ones, and we rip. Or he stays the course waits for jerome to blink and we settle at spx 3800 in september.
lot of anti-american capitalist roaders in here.Chairman Trump will crush you all for hurting the feelings of the American people
>>60213368That's cope but I hope you're right.
So where do we even go from here ?? Utilities?
>>60213368Based on what? I don't think we are even close to grasping the full reach of these.
>>60213366>September 10thI said market has 6 months
>>60213366King Trump's word is ultimate.
>>60213358we were waiting for you to clean your bussy. now its that its ready...
>>60213333soon
>>60213375I wish I could just declare I'm not paying taxes
>>60213375Delta should totally stop paying taxes too!
Is trumps order signing this afternoon priced in?
>>60213375this would be the most hilarious way for companies to protest tariffsjust bog down customs by saying "nah, I'm not paying" and let them sort it out
>>60213366Well fuck i guess we're on for the ride now.
>>60213383This graph proves that clintenomics works.
>>60213405nyoooooo
>>60213368China has essentially ceased to be a trading partner, there's no way any of this is priced in.
>>60213366What does this mean
>>60213384decadent
>>60213423Maybe he's right and we don't need China as much as people think
>>60213423USA companies that need rare earth minerals are still buying China stuff. They are just paying the tariff because there is literally no alternative.
>>60213366link or this is fake
>>60213426Congess cucking out again, and giving trump tariff power forever.
why we are pumping again? we are in the middle of a trade war??? can someone explain. this feels fake and gay.
Glad I already bought a nice chuan a few months ago.
>>60213366Nothing Congress loves more than divesting themselves of powers, frankly I’m surprised they’re haven’t already given away their budget making and debt ceiling raising duty to the imperial presidency already
…line go down now?
>>60213418Fucking kek!
>>60213434If it was only China I could maybe believe we've priced them in at this point but it's the entire world now.
Tell me why I shouldn't go all in on puts on DJT
>People are beginning to accept tariffsSure I can buy that argument but it still doesn't explain how anyone can believe these companies are going to be as valuable as they are today when increasing prices are going to make them all LESS valuable. Hence it is still completely moronic to buy during times like these.
we soft landed the in pricing of the tariffs
>>60213434Small businesses literally rely on Chinese goods panic shopping already happening at target
>>60213426even if shit goes nuclear, congress doesn't get to say shit (until September)
>>60213375Kinda based ngl
>>60213384What mug is that?
>>60213423Long-dated puts are essentially free money at this point.
Reminder>T-the market will go down when they hear about Trump's Tariffs>The market are go down when see Trump's tariff figures>The market will go down when Trump's tariffs going into action!YOU ARE HERE>Countries will never captiulating to Trump's tariffs>China will never capitulate to Trump's tariffs>Trump's tariffs will never bring jobs back to the USA!>Just because Trump's tariffs were successful doesn't mean there are being no Republican victory at midterms!
Where's that anon that post the weeks ex-dividend/earnings release?
>>60213333>when and how does this end?When? Whenever trump gets out of office, could be 8 months or 8 years from now.How?Us turns into a UK. Our economy stagnates, Americans get poorer. Trump handed China global trade dominance on a silver platter. The US can't realistically recover to where we were pre-trump in this generation.
>>60213468Because the money moved already happened. Time for that was last december.
>>60213468you absolutely should. I bought nine
>>60213450pumping where? we've been flat since the open
>>60213384sexy mug
>>60213468A fake tweet could surface and spike market by 5%, unironically.
>>60213486The market has gone down literally every day are you paying attention?
>>60213468What did you think about GME back in the day?
Wheres the best place to find a qt asian girl to date. Tinder has too many other races to filter through.
>>60213450Lots of trading in done by bots that can't read the papers.
>>60213486Are MIGA actually goldfish level IQ?
>>60213448>>60213474So they can't do anything if the market gets the nuke? Shit
>>60213486Is this bait or a falseflag by an indian
Nasdaq is gonna SUFFER this afternoon
something's gonna happen @ 1but everyone expecting that, so the move will probably start a minute or two earlyeither way, get ready for a face-ripper
>Bring finished iPhone 16 Pro Max into the US for $500 >Tariffs make it cost $1000 now>Apple now will sell it for $1800 to pass on the costs Are the stock market schmucks asleep?
>>60213267>DEVELOPING: Sources say Oil Patch executives have stormed the Hill to warn GOP leaders the tariff regime is tanking oil prices to a point which will undermine Trump's "Drill, baby drill!" and turn the Texas boom into bust. Crude has already plunged $15 with no bottom in sight ...Bearish or Bullish
So are we sitting out of stocks for a while?What's the plan man
>>60213506No sorry I was asleep and just woke up, what's happening right now anon?
>>60213518priced in
>>60213486>will never capitulating
>>60213518has not happend yet to investors = not real
>>60213375Corporations should start stonewalling tariffs and just pretend they dont exist
>>60213509crypto meetups
>>60213512Maybe?
>>60213519Low energy prices are a tonic to the economy. Bullish.
>>60213518That doesnt hurt a stockholder.
how the fuck is it pumping lmao
The EU has placed 25% tariffs on US almonds, orange juice, poultry, basedabeans, steel and aluminium, tobacco and yachts.
>>60213509I think /int/ knows. Interpals or something.
>>60213549somebody call trump and tell him thisonly counter tariffs can save bobos
>>60213450I remember those bull traps during Covid. They were mostly there because of Fed doing panic control tho, current one doesn't look organic at all.Big players need to sell their bags and they need some time, that's why bull traps can last for days, weeks. Just don't slurp now and you will be okay.
>>60213519Unless they stormed the hill with M1 Abrams I don't give a fuck
>>60213547it must pump to crab
>>60213486The markets have gone down already, did you miss the steep five day line downwards?
Wall street: I wonder if this is good or bad for us
The stock market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to the patient
>>60213549>steel and aluminum Trump steel plan is in shambles even more
>>60213519bullish for tankers.... we're back tankerbros!
>>60213544>Just don't sell, the loss isn't real if you don't sell
Meh we might see two days of green unironically until Friday where no one wants to hold
>>60213549UH OH LOOKS LIKE US TARIFFS ON THE EU JUST WENT UP ANOTHER 25%
>>60213519I was always told 60 was the magic number in fracking in 2010. Anything lower and West Texas just freezes as all business, even those outside of oil, halt all purchases.
>>60213564We're only back where we were in early 2024, not a big deal
>>60213549Since when did eu import chicken ?
>>60213519C O A L
>>60213549Oooo, that almond tariff should hit nice.
>>60213549they should have went ballistic but EU is boring and safe
>>60213571woahhhh......deep..........
>>60213423My buddy who works basically only with Chinese manufacturers said he's just now starting to see prices skyrocket
>>60213578so I should keep hodling my puts? they expire on friday ya know
>>60213568>he doesn't knowTariffs will kill all small Business supply chains because they import from China
THIS IS NO LONGER A BULL MARKETTHIS IS NO LONGER A BEAR MARKETTHIS IS NOT EVEN A CRAB MARKETWE ARE NOW IN CLOWN MARKET
>>60213450the markets are irrational and are not based in reality, there's been a billion examples of this and this scenario is no different
>>60213549EU is committing suicide!
This retard folded like a little bitch when fucking CANADA and MEXICO called out his bluff, what makes you think he'll actually take on China?He's trying to make the least humiliating deal behind closed doors to appear strong and genius to the Cult. After that, the markets will pump harder than my grandpa on Viagra.Sell at your own discretion.
>>60213585any chicken that's produced to EU standard can be imported to the EU
>>60213571Look at the thread. Patience has gone out of style.
>>60213529Did people forget Nintendo pulled their pre-release date of the most anticipated console in history? People have no idea how priced in we have to be yet
>Bond auctions in less than 10 minWhat will happen?
>>60213547pomp eet
>>60213582only complete idiots would retaliate at this point. but knowing european "leaders" im not surprised
>>60213366Based
>>60213568Media keeps paining Bessent as a lying piece of shit which is concerning as him and Musk are the markets only hope.
Why does the S&P graph feel scared
>>60213594If they're in the green then I wouldn't risk it, but there should be at least one more reversal today but It seems like it's going to crab towards at least slightly green today. Of course that's only my analysis
>>60213445
Prediction: Will NAFTA survive this in some form?I'm not sure how they plan to build an economy without Canadian resources.
>>60213324
>>60213622>and Muskhave you been living under a rock for the past month?
>>60213333I think it will be a series of trade deals Trump will begrudgingly take due to internal pressure. Peter Navarro will be quietly removed from influence if not his actual position. The China situation will persist for at least a year as that cannot be buttoned down and squared away with a few phone calls now. This is best case scenario. I choose to be optimistic.
Should I hold my puts that expire next week? I was in the green yesterday by about 700 bucks and now I’m at a solid 0 gain
bros my puts are about to fill. should i cancel the order or is it safe to let them buy
>>60213583Well I gathered that shale is expensive
>>60213518Apples down like 40% from December, what else do you think is going to happen?
>>60213618They think DRUMPF is bluffing, but obviously after seeing what he did to China he clearly is not.
>>60213627see>>60213612
"WTF"Fucking boomer lmao
>>60213630they're greenish, but I wanted it to fall to at least 485no reason to be above that AFTER tariffs are confirmed
>>60213549BUY SIGNAL
>>60213605The canada mexico shit makes more sense now if they were trying to set expectations in the market
>AJ Bell sending out emails to retail investors asking them not to panic
>>60213349No. Globalists destroyed my country. Politicians all belong at the bottom of the ocean I don't care which side they're on.
>>60213620Speaking of /pol/ films. Any /smg/ podcasts anyone recommends?FICC focus, Goldman sachs, and even Peter Schmidt have been pretty quite throughout all of this.
>>60213354No wonder we're pumping!!
>>60213396Based on the fact that there's no sign of it letting up. It was clear what 'deals' look like Israel came said they eliminated all trade barriers and would buy more goods and got no tariff relief. He's not removing them. Anyone thinking he will would have to be insane.
>>60213622I don't know if he is a piece of shit but he is definitely lying.
>>60213549bullish as fuck
should I put all my spare cash in VOO or be more patient for the ramifications of the tariffs to kick in
>spiking like crazythis feels disastrous.
>>60213666Trump is destroying your country 1000x more than the "globalists" ever did vlad.
>baba is pumpingDamn. You think this was the bottom? I was hoping for the 50-70 range.
>Nearly 24 hour peakLET'S GOOOOOOOOO
>>60213598It's more like AI generated Coal marketJokes aside real life consequences move slower than information, so it can take some time before people and institutions at large start reacting en masse
>>60213644Now what is the cope for fixing the Canada and Mexico situation?
>>60213653I don't think it's that they don't care America os demanding they buy 350 billion worth of shale or gas which is now stupid considering the state of oil meaning KSA or RU (if sanctions enforcement dies down) why would in their right mind buy American
>>60213640I was. What am I missing?>>60213644I think so too, but fucking crash just a bit more before it becomes apparent!
oooooOOOOoooOOOOoooOOOOoOo
>>60213678The only reason why stocks aren't tanking is because the market thinks trump is going to blink and he's not going to go through with it.
>>60213661But signal is a non-profit
RED GOD CANDLE IN ONE MINUTE
>>60213333
>>60213489taken out back and shot no more earning calls in glorious USA
>>60213597>Tariffs will kill all small Business supply chains because they import from ChinaIt's not just small business, every business that's not massive megacorp is relying on China/EU/Asis related parts, products, equipment and tooling. A lot of those things simply DON'T HAVE ALTERNATIVES to be found on inner US market. Once that hit they will start to die out, failing to produce their products. It's like self induced Covid all over again.
>>60213678sex
Dems are so fucking retarded they're pumping the market
>>60213699GREECE BROS WE ARE SO BACK
Trump will never cave to China, he would lose all credibility. Xi would never cave to Trump, for exactly the same reason.This scenario alone causes massive trade and supply chain disruptions. Then we can add all the other countries that have been tariffed and the resolution there is not clear. Negotiating with 50+ nations would take months and it's unclear Trump is even willing to do so in good faith, his idea seems to extract political and economic concessions on top of 0% tariffs.tl;dr - Mumus are retarded and the market is on hopium
>>60213693and just like that, we are never going back
>>60213666Could you learn what the word means instead of idiotically parroting bitchute podcasters.
>>60213632>according to Clowngress it’ll simultaneously be both March 11th and April 2nd for fucking months
>>60213699>US bonds undervalued Good time to buy US bonds then.
really need trump to make a stupid tweet right about now
>>60213701I can't wait
>>60213708Buy signal for feta
>>60213585The subpar shit inside nuggets passes for chicken that’s what we import for it
>>60213640Musk is the only one near trump who has said anything critical of tariffs.
>>60213720TOTALBOBODEATH
I’m worried about by 4/11 NVDA puts guys
Just bought 10 more puts
>>60213699Flight to treasuries bros, our response?
>>60213713Trump will get a tiny win on something, proclaim victory and his supporters will delude themselves into thinking this was all justified.
>The White House has reversed course on curbs on Nvidia's (NVDA.NaE) H20 chips after CEO Jensen Huang attended a Mar-a-Lago dinner last week, NPR reported on Wednesday, citing two sources with knowledge of the plan.What do you think this conversation was like?
>>60213699they showed that they can take the pain if necessary
>>60213549Fucking retaliate, none of these even matter
>>60213699Makes sense since america is showing it can get hijacked by a mad man and nobody can stops him
>>60213678How much lower can it go? I'm slowly buying into SOXL VOO and SVIX. At the very least we'll get some green dildos in early May when the Fed announces ti's going to lower rates more than it was planning. Just DCA over the next month
PUMPING510 EOD
does trump know that he can go over 100% with tariffs?
>>60213720he needs to double EU tariffs
Clown president, clown market, circus country. Time to pick up juggling.
>>60213756China is currently sitting at 104-105% tariffs buddy.
>>60213713They will start a new big plan and then people will forget. Like about DOGE. Like about taking over Greenland and Canada. Like the illegal deportions. When Trump is losing, he just pivots to a new situation.
Why is everything green
>>60213755
You have to win an auction to buy t bills?
All I know is if tesla goes above 250 I'm instantly buying puts I swear on my mum
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
PUMPING
>>60213691He's frozen out. He fucked up in Wisconsin and told Trump to stop doing tariffs to his face in the oval office. Guess what Trump didn't stop doing.
>>60213720Market doesn't even care anymore. He declare himself eternal dictator and abolish the senate and we'd just keep pumping
WHY IS IT NUTTING
I wont fall for it. This is so fucking fake
>>60213678You are guaranteed to be pissed off as you will always partly lose, but dollar cost averaging is definitely the way to go. If your not sure just add 10% of your pile to voo every time it comes off X percent.That said you can do better than voo grandpa. I know it’s mathematically the best but your young, dumb, and full of cum. Come join me in SOXL. I’m betting my 2m net worth.
MASSIVE GREEN CANDLE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60213770so it is writtenso it shall be
I LITERALLY JUST BOUGHT PUTS 5 MINUTES AGO AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY ARE DOWN 25%
>>60213767yeah, but that was like 50% plus another 40% on different days. i want him to slap on 1776%
I'm going to be financially ruined
>>60213754But with the price of everything on Amazon doubling can the fed lower rates?
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKIM DOWN 80% ON MY PUTS FUCK FUCK FUCK
What's causing the stock to rise like this now? Is there some sort of news I'm missing?
>>60213768>American air traffic to the ME is continuing >Houhtis are barley effected >It's going to be Iran isn't it >He's going to do what he planned to do in his first term
>>60213795BUY MORE RETARD
WHY IS IT PUMPING?
bobos trying really hard at 505 kek good luck
MASSIVE GREEN CANDLESHOVED RIGHT UP BOBOS ANUS
>Checking my BEAR etfs that I sold before pre-marketHoly YIKES. I'm extremely relieved I didn't succumb to greed and try to ride this day too I would have been cooked.
It's pumping because they know the automatization is coming.Enjoy your new robot managing job and your politiciens following A.I.s advices and directives
You should have seen this coming.
>>60213777Uggg
FUCK NIGGERS
why are we pumping
buy puts
latets news???
>>60213804Bond auctions started 5 minutes ago. That's all I know
That other Anon is right, we my have to wait for reports of business closures and mass layoffs for the market to roll over and die because too many retail investors have a negative iq
>>60213804This is why https://www.npr.org/2025/04/09/nx-s1-5356480/nvidia-china-ai-h20-chips-trump
>>60213267why do a bunch of them have coal dust around their mouth and lips? Like trump I've never worked in a coal mine so I don't understand, I hope they grab the magas first when they need bodies for the mines.
holy shit american politics are so fucking retarded. every single one of these guys is like "oh i know this guy from the working class real independent small business owner yap yap yap". for fucks sake these ghouls badly imitating human compassion is such a clown show.i get why you people feel so fucked now. just glass congress wtf.
>>60213821>"We are going to bring back jobs!">Replaces every 10 worker with 1 robot engineer.Blue collar getting rugpulled in the future.
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
So this is the economic apocalypse that tarries were supposed to cause? What is happening?
>>60213826Because the stock market is rigged in favor of people that buy low and sell high and not rigged in favor of recently graduated leftypol tourists that just discovered options.
>>60213821So borrowing prices are going up, companies now have to invest significant capital in new supply chains and technology only to make the same things with higher land & electricity costs and that's good?
Dude I'm glad I sold a month ago so I just get to be an outsider but... What the fuck is this? Is wall street insane?
>>60213848zoom out
>>60213848Retards think they can profit from this
>>602138342-3 months then. Warehouses are still full for most goods.
>>60213267So about those negotiations >The negotiations in Oman on Saturday will be in a 'two room setting', with Iranian officials in one room and American officials in another – mediators from the Sultanate of Oman will exchange messages between the two sides
>goes up 4 dollars in 15 secondsTotally real price action guys. The people doing this should be locked up.
>>60213860Now what?
>>60213841are politicians in other countries not also soulless automatons spouting the same canned phrases as each other to appeal to a given demographic?
FOMC minutes will deflate this fake pump like a balloon
>>60213773please tell me that was the 1pm bot pump
>>60213852They think it's good at the very least.
>>60213844you mean niggers are
>>60213883zoom. out.
JUST IN: China issues risk alert for Chinese tourists travelling to US
>>60213852Energy prices are collapsing
>>60213888literally yes
bought more puts at the top of that spike fuck you mumu
>>60213858Always has been. That's why they jump off buildings.
>>60213872very talmudic
>>60213872is this normal?
>>60213885
>>60213894Most Americans think that is a joke anyhow, they don't care
>>60213894They told them that we aren't too fond of cooking dogs and cats here.
>fetish for tariffFetish bros we won
>need $1000 reserve to buy oil futuresthis is bullshit.
>>60213883zoom out
>>60213897basedalways double down
>>60213651Infinite dead cat bounces for the rest of the year and then mass firings
So should I buy more tesla stock?
>>60213897We still ending on red youre gonna make a lot of money today anon
>>60213905elaboratei've generally been under the impression that most of the problems in the us also exist in other countries, just usually not as bad
when does this farce end, they seem to be sticking to time
>>60213894The real 48D chess move would be to lower the travel warnings about going to the US, with an announcement saying "Americans are good people and can be trusted, no matter WHO is ruling them"
>>60213895Not sure that will translate to power costs to factories being cheaper than China's. I guess if they're increasing generation capacity as all the new factories come online, sure.
black wednesday has been delayed to black thursday, unironically
Im down 20% of my portfolio since march, I bought several index etfs at all time highs...How do I cope knowing I basically have to wait 2 years to break even at best? I have no money left for anything, what should I do. I'm sad.This is awful, im not doing too well mentally
>>60213930>when does this farce endif everyone just smiles and tells themselves shits good why would it ever go down exactly
>>60213930Companies may delay their doom until their warehouses empty
Paul Graham has said: Trade wars often turn into real wars. I wonder if this is the point where China blockades Taiwan.
>>60213940>Investing money you can't afford to lose
>>60213821The robots are all made in EU/Japan/Korea/China you fucking retard
/biz/: GIGA CRASH ON WEDNESDAY, EPIC BLACK SWAN EVENT, IT'S HAPPENING*Wednesday comes*S&P: *farts and goes sideways*
>>60213940You buy more. I'm poor as shit but I'm throwing all my couch change into the market this week.
>>60213938soon.
>>60213678not a bad spot
>sell my inverse etfs>markets IMMEDIATELY start dropI THOUGHT THOSE BOG FUCKS WERE DEAD
>>60213885i'm from germany. we definitely have those too, but they at least respect our intelligence enough not to yap on about the worries of their invented friends like this. the same argument here would most likely be made like "we've seen these companies go bankrupt, these indicators, so this is why..."sure, these things they argue for can be still just as retarded, but at least they're talking policy not putting on a whiny clown show for the most retarded subsector of humanity. but shit these yanks are completely arguing almost completely based on emotional bullshit. reps as much as dems.
>>60213771Banks get to have a competitive auction and everybody else takes the price
Buy?
>>60213948I could see it, the US alliance network is gone at this point and they have nothing to lose besides selling goods to ... Canada
>>60213961they never died...
>>60213940my father put 35k into the sp500 at the all time high. I told him SEVERAL times to dca. put like 10% every month into it no he bought the top. I even told him I dont want to be responsible for anything retarded but he went and did it anyway.
>>60213955I LOVE THIS GENERAL AND YOU CRAZY DELUSIONAL FAGGOTS! MY CALLS ARE ITM AND I AM GIDDY WITH AN ERECTION! I VOTED FOR THIS AND TRUMP IS MY PRESIDENT
>>60213928Nobody in the house of commons, aussie or french parliament, or the bundestag will mention in every single speech how they live in the greatest and most important country in the world with a straight face, and go on about their historic destiny to lead the human race, and how much they've been raped and abused by faceless enemies across the world, never mind the multimillionaires talking about growin up in a lil corn huskin town and what to say to their grandpappy who just wanted to make a living of steel. it's absolutely russian
>>60213895A plus is costs could come down, if the prices stay low long enough for the spreadsheets to be updated. Downside is US oil production can't compete with OPEC dumping.
>>60213975Canada's about to elect China's guy, they can still trade with them.
>>60213955just one more day, trust the plan
>>60213955The day is far from over friend
Kek the retail investors will NOT make this fall they CAN'T. It's like tug of war, if the objective was to ignore reality.
>>60213948>I wonder if this is the point where China blockades Taiwan.Bullish news in this market.
>>60213941>>60213944I meant the testimonial, I know this crabbing is forever
>>60213991The US would sink any chinese ship coming near north america if they blockaded china.
>>60213980>he thinks less than 300 points positive is amazing Dementia
>>60213962i do have plans to move to germanywould you recommend or should i consider somewhere else
Did the cat die on a trampoline? Why does it keep bouncing?
>>60213991>Canada's about to elect China's guyI'm Canadian and I don't know who you mean by this. Carney or Pierre? Or both?
>Brooke Rollins: "We went from a frontier republic of the late 1700s to the world's greatest economic power, until about 100 years ago at the dawn of the progressive era when that ended."
>>60214003You will have Chinese bases in Cuba and you will like it.
Yeah I'm pretty sure this market is going to crab to green (but less green than now), open up green tomorrow, dump sometime in midday tomorrow, and then be red on Friday
Threads moving so fast no one will see that I eat psoriasis scabs off my penis
>>60213946Gold still going strong despite this.Got scared but it was barely a blip.Nice way to sit out this storm until it's time to go full Bobomode.
>>60214029I think we are going back to ATH by easter sunday
>>60214017there are plans to increase the capital gains tax to 30%. just plans, it probably wont come to it. be warned. our politicians hate people making money.
>>60214031no you dont
>dollar is down>bonds are down>euro and yen are up>us stocks are upWhat is this fucking retarded clownery
>>60214031post uncensored sore-ridden cock
>>60214023????
>>60214036I think you should slurp on my nutsack
>>60213918Their PE is already down below 30 which is low for a tech stock. People will keep buying apple slop because of the brand, I think you're dreaming if you think it's going much lower than it is with no rebound.>>60213935Didn't trump just sign some nuclear energy directive?
>>60214031screenshotted
>>60214044stock market is vibes
>>60214044no trumptrvkeSOMEBODY TELL HIM TO TARIFF THE EU MORE
you vill wear ze suityou vill eat ze chlorine chickenyou vill say thank youand you vill be happy
>>60214021Pierre was backed by India.
>>60214021Carney, his whole party has massive influence issues with China, and his inability to denounce that guy that suggested kidnapping someone on behalf of China tells me all I need to know.
>>60214048You can only do that on /bant/ smg
>>60213955Can't contain the Crab.
>>60213948>China blockades TaiwanNah, we're in the best timeline where Taiwan will willingly join back with China simply because the US has gone batshit crazy and will tariff the fuck out of all their chips and semiconductors that the US where previously buying. Also formal alliance between Japan, China, both Koreas may actually happen now.
3 days of lame crab wtf
wtf was taht just now
>>60214044RECESSION HAS BEEN OVER; HARD LANDING ACHIEVED; PRICED IN BABY>ONLY UP FROM HERE
WTFWTF
BOBOS
>>60213948Doubt it, everyone hates the us now for causing this, if they blockade taiwan and inflict even more economic pain on the world they would get all the hate turned on them instead. I would think this is a golden opportunity for them to build new and mend old bridges.
HERE IT COMES
DDDDDD DROP THE BASSS
OSHIT
>>60214065I'm not going, oldfags are as bad as post election people
WTF news did I miss
>>60214090>>60214090>>60214090
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
ok guess I was wrong about the crashstill feel like there's some michael burry motherfucker connecting the dots on some tragedy that's about to happen
>>60214082>if they blockade taiwanI think they'll wait for evidence of supply chain issues in US military production first.
>gold is beating the market
>>60214098>>60214098>>60214098new bread
What did orange goiter say this time?
The fuck is going on with that gigactic bounce?
he cucked out
OUCH
>nasdaq up 4%explain how this is possible
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOO
JESUS WHAT THE FUDGE IS HAPPENING?
MORE TARIFFSBULLISH
TARIFFS SUSPENDED
sp500 behaves like a shitcoin... its retarded
>>60214017Well, economically be prepared to be taxed pretty heavily. In return it's a really safe country (despite what /pol/tards want to make you believe). Infrastructure is also good in terms of healthcare, local public transport, so on. In general I'd say unless you move to a big city it'll be pretty boring but in a comfy way. The other big downside really is bureaucracy which is *not* digitalized at all and can be hair-pulling.My advice would be to move to Germany to get into the Union. If you're into the Union you can always pretty easily move to another country if you end up disliking it.
who posted what
>>60214150i-is it real?
125 tariff on chinarest of them suspendedhttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114309144289505174
>>60213747>Those AI advances you're counting on to beat China are screwed if we can't get our chips>Wat?>Shows proof>Oh. Fair enough.
Oh I get itThe market is hoping for the 5 trillion tax break package for the rich that Trump is working on, also Trump announced 125% on China now
>>60214183hoooly fuck
>>60214183>rest of them suspendedCountries that did not retaliate, so not suspended for Europe or Canada.
>btc more stable than s&p
>>60214183Oh boy no tariffs on Kenya and Zimbabwe, winning
THATS WHY HE SAID TODAY IS A GOOD TIME TO BUY
>>60214183WE'RE GOING
Trump blinked what a fucking retardDidn't even last a fucking day lmao
>>60214150>>60214183well, RIP to all my april puts i guess
>>60214183CUUUUCKK
HOLY FUCK POSITIVE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
Now that the US has eased the tariffs on other countries and paused them, there is literally no reason for China to keep up their tariffs on the US anymore, since China exports to countries that export to the US anyway. China will lower their tariffs, having won this round, and Trump also gets to claim victory when China eventually does this.
>>60213872>You met with Iran you antisemite!>No, I met with Oman who met with Iran, checkmate libtardGayyyyyyy
>>60214302>positive circuit breakersno such animal
>one tweet moves $1 trillion dollars in capital in 10 minutes
>>60214457Narcissist's dream
HE FUCKING CHICKENED OUT PATHETIC
GET FUCKED BOBOS
I'm worried about the 10% still being in place, it's still negative overall. Or is there now hope of a free trade zone excluding China?
>>60214183HE ACTUALLY PUSSIED OUT HAHAHAHAH
WE LIKE TO PUMP IT PUMPYEAH WE LIKE TO PUMP IT PUMP IT
holy fucking shit i can't even anymore, you win clowns, im out
Thread got real quiet
grrrrr china.... 400500000% tariffs!!!!
>the 90 day pause wasn't fake news this time
bought back into my regular portfolio. time to ride this out.
>>602141834 TRILLION USD WEALTH CREATED IN 15 MINUTEShonk honk
Lol jesus christ
TAKE PROFITS ALREADY YOU NORMIE FUCKS!!!!
>>60214941now watch it disappear in 2 days
>>60214623Sounds like you made no money faggot tourist
>>60215062Panican
i go feed my fucking dog and it spikes in 15min, fuck my goddamned life and that pooch
>>60213267Bearbros, what happened here?
>>60215423Kms
>>60215423>hedgefund sqeezed to smitherensBeautiful.
Big business wins again!
>was a couple clicks away from buying in the morningFor fuck sake
>>60215423>>60213267FUCK trump announced 90 day delay. i'm fucked
>>60214916btw i more or less called this last week when i said the reciprocal tariffs were a smokescreen and the real move was to get everyone to shift their supply and manufacturing out of china
THAT WAS FUCKING WILD
