Gayed market edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returnsprev>>60214098
ready for the next tweet?
PUMP UP THE JAM
The market is a fucking lie
CHYNA BTFOLEDDIT TROONS BTFOTHE GOLDEN BULLRUN IS UPON US
>could've turned $200 to $8k if I bought calls instead of putsFUCK
>>60215815MAGAtards just fucking stole millions from you doomposting bobosHow does that make you feel?/Smg/ what will Cletus spend his newfound windfall on? Digits decide.
kek, I should've waited a day.
See you next week when we dump another 10%. You've been warned.
If you aren't buying massive puts on this gay ass fake pump, you're a pussy retard
glow niggers pumped the market for exitwatch the dump
>Letting a businessman who only has his best interest in mind run your countryAmerica.
>>60215863ROLLING YOUR OPTIONS IS BETTER THAN RELOADING
Bears on suicide watch LMAO
>>60215860Holy shit, he looks old.
Zoom out (6 months)
>>60215873>>60215882HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOBO COPE
>>60215863how are you laughing?
Trump shat his pants LMAO.
>>60215873IV is sky high. What puts are you buying? Don't say 0DTE for tomorrow.
so...based elon saved us? navarro getting fired any time soon?
STOP PUMPING IMMEDIATELY. YOU ARE NOT AFFECTING MY FINANCES, BUT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL STUPID
the market is schizophrenic
Tried telling everyone that this was their plan, they want to reward the middle class/conservatives and make the liberals suffer. Liberals with TDS panic sold and triggered cap gains. Most Trump supporters trusted their glorious leader with an almost bizarre faith. And now we pump like crazy. Brutal but it is what it is, expect the President to wield the tds he creates like a weapon to beat down half the country. Wild times we’re living in
>>60215906Post your gains for the day with timestamp
evergreen
first for BOG
>>60215871>>60215873>>60215882HEDGE WITH A TQQQ PUT THEN FAGGOTS
Holy shit bros.....It's happening.....maybe I can still make it
Bears be like>Z-ZOOM OUT 3 DAYS
>>60215873this, going all in
PANICANS B T F O
how is a 90 day pause bullish?they are still there
Okay when are we lowering the china tariffs now
>>60215940Still down since inauguration.
>>60215894Yes i am amd you the first one getting arrested if i do kill myself faggot. There is no bear or bull in this market. It's a casino to benefit trumps inner circle now.
>>60215952Never.
>>60215915UH OH STINKY
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO!
>tariffs on China go up another 20%>market pumps 7% somehow?????
>>60215871Agreed. Downtrend is still intact. We may fill that last gap on spy at 555 at least. I will be selling 1/2-2/3 of picrel at that point
Isn't a functional trade embargo between china and the US still really bad?
>>60215952Not happening
>>60215954>>60215891Cry more leddit faggot, you could have made money if you put profit in front of your faggot politics.
>>60215974WE HATE CHINA, DUH
>>60215952Two paths forward1. Trump walks back China tariffs and call it a win. I don't think Navarro will allow it though.2. Trump claims negotiation failure then match tariffs on third countries.
So why the fuck is Trump allowed to manipulate the market like this
>>60215987Yes. But the market is finding any reason to pump atm. If there are no more news, expect a slow bleedout or more crab.
All this does is make Xi look stronger and more serious than Trump
>>60215987nah the vibes are immaculate, thats all that counts
How do I achieve this 0 INT 18 CHA 18 LCK build the president has? It seems to work wonders.
>>60216011You can figure it out I’m sure
>DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE drump is c crashing le economybahahahha
>>60215927Youre a total retard, fewer than two weeks of downwards movement is not any substantial amount of reallocation of wealth in this country
>>60215987Not "as bad" when you have Vietnam and others as rerouting hub.
>>60215952everything will just get shipped to Vietnam and then to USA now
my puts are down 70% but im still up over 4% on the day
I didn't get to participate in this pump but I at least resisted the urge to short
>>60216011Cause Congress, House and Americans let him. It is that simple.
>>60215982GOOD ENOUGH TO POST...
There's no way this pump holds right?Talk me out of buying Puts exping tomorrow
>>60215860I was entertained yeah
lol line go up
>>60215987Yeah, but the market is an emotional actor rather than a rational one. All decisions have an extreme tint of recency bias.
HERE IS THE REAL QUESTIONHow long before things crash again. Because 90 days is a long ass time to make huge gains before cashing out
>>60215987Yes but Trump and friends need a dip to happen later so it's timed for 2-3 weeks from now. Markets need to be encouraged to buy so they can sell at a peak. This is blatant market manipulation and the public will love him for it.
>spike prices on poor people by chink tariffs>also cause the market to recover so we don't even get to be amused by a crash bros..
>>60216011Because you touch yourself at night. Faggot.
>>60215857Basically this.Put screws to places that were going to sell out to china>get them to swear fealty to the US in exchange for giving up china>when China locks itself into a trade war, dump the other tariffs and go all in on china
>>60215995The only ones catching those knifes are insiders and lottery winning retards.
>>60216011>republican controlled congress>republican controlled judiciary>SEC gutted by DOGEyou tell me, bud
>>60216043All in baby
>WOOOOOOOO WE ARE UP 10%Yeah retards, and you are still down 30% since the start of the year. Good job pumping back a tiny amount of what this loser has cost you while still having to face the repercussions of no more cheap chinese products
>last monday>I should buy VXX...nah I don't want to risk losing some moneygoes up 50%>this monday>I should buy SOXL..nah I don't want to risk it losing more moneygoes up 50%I can't with this bs
>>60216028It’s not even close to being over, bobo.
>>60215952two weeks.
>>60215910>how are you laughing?
I guess the tariffs are like that scene in die hard where he shoots through his own shoulder to kill the guy behind him
The amount of insider trading that just took place is filthy, what do you expect from the first crypto rugpull administration. I always knew tariffs were bs because Trump always lies but I never expected the cuck to come so fast. Very likely a lot of the bizarre price action the previous days was caused by people that already knew what the play was going to be.
WHY IS SPX GOING UP THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE, IT WILL DUMP MORE DONT BE FOOLED! IF PUMP IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE THEN THAT MEANS IT IS.
>>60216019The truth is he actually has 18 INT. That's the scariest part.
>>60215987Absolutely, but the market needed minimally good news like an alcoholic needs a shot of vodka
>>60216011He gave you the heads up you dumb bobonigger you just chose to ignore it.
>>60216061Yes. The SEC were nothing but perfectly honest Boy Scouts prior to DRUMPHHHHH!!!!
>>60215815Treasury secretary said the 10% tariff remains>https://www.youtube.com/live/4sQG7kjbgxM?si=uTKLehYws4h8nA7B&t=261How is this not still a whole colossal fuck you to the market?Why is it rallying when only India, EU, Madagascar and Lesotho got their ballooned tariffs removed?All the other tariffs announced remain as well btw.
>>60216078His own shoulder? It is the scene where he shoots the hostage to kill the bad guy if anything.
>>60216061Did you know Bernie Madeoff ran the SEC once
>>60215945Because it isn't a pause. This entire drama was basically sending a message worldwide that Trump's aim is to isolate China. During the 90 day pause, everyone except BRICS will be "invited" to renegotiate their trade deals with the USA, with the 10% tariffs held over their heads as a threat. Exemptions will be given for select goods exactly in proportion to how much those trading partners isolate China. If they play ball, trade will largely be unchanged despite this past week, or perhaps even improved. If they don't agree to isolate China, the tariffs go through.I cannot believe it was all genuinely 5D chess.
Thank god I bought when Trump told me to. Up 500k.
>>60215954You realize that's exactly like it was under obama right? the market was always fake and gay buddy
>>60216011first comes euphoria, in euphoria selling is always good idea
>>60216092inhale the copium, exhale the seethe; good. dont forget to dilate often!
>>60216066>no more cheap chinese productsNo one cares
How people still play this rigged casino baffle me
>>60216101clown market bro
>>60216042I know…i might sell a chunk today. I was okay with letting these go to zero as a failed hedge and just buy with my mountain of cash. Theoretically that hasnt changed. 90 days seems long enough of a pause to prolong this movement for another day or two which could double this. Idk. Still thinking. Any thoughts?
>>60216092Trump lied, buy now or be sidelined.
>>60216101People are desperate for good news. Reality will set in soon.
BOBOS MAD, BOBOS MAD, BOBOS MAD, BOBOS MAD BOBOS MAD, BOBOS MAD, BOBOS MAD, BOBOS MAD BOBOS MAD, BOBOS MAD, BOBOS MAD, BOBOS MAD BOBOS MAD, BOBOS MAD, BOBOS MAD, BOBOS MAD
>>60216101Let it play out. If you interpret reality correctly, time is always on your side.
I lost 40% of my total money in my brokerage account going all in on 3x inverse yesterday.I should have know trump would cuck at the last moment. I think I'm done with stocks for a while.
>>60216101The crab is raising its claw to catch the bull
>>60216101It is a retreat from escalation and that means the adminstration as much as they will refuse to admit it, knows it fucked up and is trying to walk shit back. Given egos, you can't expect them to walk everything back at once. But a retreat is a good sign and thus the market likes it.
fell for it again award
>>60216118no wayyy bro!! hell ya
>>60216152Yes, SPX new lows by next week ive seen this happen far too often, been trading since im in moms womb
>>60216125I do care though, USA is shit at making solar and batteries, I've slowly been accumulating to go off grid
>Navarro: This Has Unfolded Exactly the Way It ShouldAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOLY COPE BATMAN
Come the fuck on
>>60216101The entire market was basically huffing cope about Trump doing something with the tariffs. And now he went and done it, so the market just giga pumps regardless of future implications of higher China tariff or the fact that there is still 10% baseline.
>>60215815it kinda all makes sense in hindsightthe ridiculously high tariffstariff chart made with gpt chatbotno report of any country coming to a final agreement with the US9th as deadline for retiatory tariffs stratingsame day as house tax cut vote
>>60216101tariffs aren't real anyway
>>60216149How can you have diamond hands when your hands are empty
>>60216117Look how fast the talking point has shifted from bringing jobs back to America to CHYNA. So fake and gay.
>>60215927Your clown president has virtually destroyed all financial and political trust in the U.S. No one, even if sane people are put back in charge, will be stupid enough to view America as a reliable partner in a geopolitical context or make long term investments, knowing that Americans can elect a nutbag at any time and all promises and investments can disappear overnight because the president wanted a quick pump and dump scheme for his buddies. This shit will have consequences for decades at the very least if not forever
>>60216165>Given egos, you can't expect them to walk everything back at onceThat's just it; they're even expecting the China tariffs to be walked back (in a few weeks) at this point, otherwise there's no reason to pump this much.
>>60216179lol
>>60215815Fuck this, bros
If im a supply chain manager or a customs and duties broker id literally consider killing myselfImagine trying to do your job right now
>>60216179>HE DIDNT BUY CALLS WHEN ELON ANNOUNCED HE IS LEAVING WHITEHOUSEPFFFFFTFTFTFTFTFTTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60216178Navarro was chastising Vietnam for being a transshipment hub for China days ago.
>>60216196Where do you think the jobs went, dummy?
>>60216178Yeah we all just made billions of dollars. All according to plan. Thiefs. Throw them all in prison or its abraham lincoln time
>>60216212lmao retard
>>60216195Been slurping for the past week bitch nigger, stay salty
in hindsight I feel stupid, not selling my put for 30k. but alas, it is what it is.
>>60216011Because he's the GOD EMPEROR he can do what he pleases
>>60215987Yeah, but who knows how that one will play out either.Feel free to gamble on it.
>>60216179It's only 127 p/e bro, that's cheap bro trust me this is good time to buy
can you imagine the insider trading? fuck man, there's so much money to be made with this volatility
>>60216233Sure sure
>>60216226Has any company that has factories in CHYNA announced they are moving/building factories in USA, sweety?
>>60216200>there's no reason to pump this much.China's just not relevant anymore, the world can go on without them.
This is your opportunity to cash out of the market
Couldn't we have just, you know, NOT tanked the global economy for a week just to end up right back where we were?> muh negotiating tacticsWe have gained no leverage that we didn't have previously, if anything our government just looks more unreliable than ever before. Threatening to suicide bomb yourself and everyone around you doesn't make you a negotiator, it makes you a lunatic.
>>60216178
>set up short>go to take a shit>come back>probably going to go bankruptwhat do i do
Why is alibaba pumping on the news? China is still screwed. Hell, it's more screwed than before even. The country is still head for a recession.
Every other day we get a headline of new tariffs, tariffs being paused, tariffs being increased, etc. We're getting four years of this flip-floppy bullshit.
>>60216257Tesla which just pumped 20% today, has 50% of its sales in China.
>>60216199Sounds like a you probably bobo lmao
>>60216275Go finish your shit
>>60216271artofthedeal
>>60216118you bought with 3 millions? who are you kidding
>>60216255No, they're just building logistics hubs in Vietnam and India.
>>60216212what program is that? it tickles my terminal autism
>>60216268And do what, buy stuff? Have experiences? The only thing that matters is the market.
>>60216268I'm not selling.
>>60216181The chatgpt wasn't to calculate tariffs, it was to ask at which tariff would countries decide to drop China just to save themselves. It worked and now China is isolated and getting tariffed to hell while the rest of the world negotiates deals where they shin China to get an in into the US market
>>60216199There is still not a better alternative to america even given this uncertainty. Businessmen would still rather end up in an american court than a chinese court at this point, and thats really all that matters. If you think what america just did is uniquely bad across the globe, and not just bad with respect to how america has conducted itself, youre delusional
>>60216178This calls for a hanging. Only in Minecraft. Because they're gonna get away with it (IRL) too! Those meddling Trump kids!
>>60216296He is downloading his new talking points still so he has no idea how to respond.
>rest of the world>"hm. we can just wait less than 24 hours on any announced tariff and trump will back off"
That plastic island in the Pacific is not gonna get any smaller
>>60216177we're good at engineering them, just not producing thembut we're getting better quickly
>>60215987Unbelievably bad but this gives hope that it's maybe getting rolled back
All Trump had to do was following biden's plan.
>>60216099>>60216113the efficacy (or lack thereof) of the SEC isn't the point, moreso that anyone who could stop this either can't or won't>>60216247it's a great time to be a republican congressman, that's for sure
should I buy now? or too late?
I own some NVDA that I bought under $90 premarket.I will never sell it. We are still a ways from the top. Especially tech.
>>60216344Buy puts
BRICS and EU should band together to do a trade embargo on the US
I am not coping, I am however, seething
>>60216344You should short now. Tariff on China will devastate the US economy.
>>60216178Those factories are never coming
I went all in on tqqq at $38. Not sure if I should sell. Up 30% right now
LOVING ALL THE LEDDIT TROON SALTALL YOU FAGGOTS HAD TO DO WAS BUY THE FUCKING DIP BUT YOU WANTED TO PLAY POLITICIS INSTEAD GET FUCKED RETARDS GO THE FUCK BACK
I'm just tired
>>60216284The news is trumps still a cuck. I would have thought it would take a court case or two to recuck him which is why I'm not rich
>>60216367everything is so fake and gay now
please explain to me why the china tariffs still won't fuck the economy
>>60216340>>60216284That's because the market thinks the 125% tariffs will be walked back. Think with your head.
what was his plan if eu australia and japan retaliated with 25% tariffs on their own? besides 100% tariffs on china is enough to cause inflation in burgerland
>>60216178What a retarded little weasel he is...
>>60216378BASEDMAGA
I have 100 dollars what do I buy?
>>60216375any sane trader would take profit on 30%
>>60216212quant trading bot?
>>60216375Why would you not sell and take profit?At least sell 1/2
>>60216397hamburger
>>60216385Trump blinked and the market expect him to blink AGAIN by walking back China tariffs. The market is unironically frontrunning Trump behaviour.
>>60216375Sell it or sell half retard, holding 3x leverage in a market this uncertain could be devastating. Unless you have other cash you can deploy if we go lower
>>60216385They are still going to rape the economy Especially places like Walmart
>>60216375Always take profits
>>60216378he knows how to make an entrance
>>60216375take profit retard
a-a-anons, why is the 2y treasury selloff still accelerating and the 10y not budging?
ok, now awaiting the next movewhat comes later today to plunge the markets into the abyss again? that seems to be the usual pattern
Hopefully some of you niggers kill yourself today stop crying and get a gun and pull the trigger.
>>60216284Everything pumped the past few days but there was enough doubt to keep things level. It pumped because insiders knew. This is a wigger administration, just follow the price action.
>>60216397Big Mac
>>60216388He has no plans but what he does have is a need for constant approval. This presidency is the closest thing America has ever had to direct democracy
>>60216437Don't kill yourself.There is someone better to try kill.
>>60216397Hot dog
Anyone not shorting this delusional pump is insane. We've just embargoed China and the market has taken a crumb of good news elsewhere and is running with it despite the obvious elephant in the room.
How realistic is it that post-pause tariffs will rise again? Looks like he's doing this to fuck with China no?Realistically, will market recover in a few months or are we being edged again
>>60216397pidzer
Imagine 4 more years of this shit
>>60216298https://pastebin.com/gkpCe6Nf
Almost lost my fucking house but ahah it's fine now ;) Anyway i sold, i'm walking away from this cesspool
>Just to recap following Bessent's briefing to reporters here at the White House:>Tariffs on China increased to 125%>90 day pause on reciprocal tariffs amid negotiations>Tariff level brought down to a universal 10%>Canada and Mexico are part of the 10%>Pause won't impact sectoral tariffs, which are coming soon (pharma, lumber, etc)
A guy in BloombergTV was saying, with the most clown world face ever, in a defeated voice, "this is the world that we're living in now".LMAO
OK BUT THE RATES ARE STILL TOO HIGH YOU NEED TO ROLL OVER THE DEBT
>>60216461If he doesn't go loco, slow recovery.If he goes loco, we dump.
BOOM
>>60216299I unironically like trading more than any hobby, even when losing money
>>60216484Saw it too. KWAB LMAO
>>60216455Shorting for big profit seems stupid no?
>>60216066I dare you to double down on your puts
>>60216378No portfolio tourists are still crying on biz like fucking retards saying dumb shit like America needs China, it's so fucking stupid
>"it was all a ruse to piss off china!">china decides launch misslestrump would be labeled the worst fucker in history if this happens
>>60216435Basically China will retaliate tomorrow and this scam pump will vanish like a fart in the wind.
UH OH STINKY!
>>60216397an ounce of cannabis
>>60216461NO ONE FUCKING KNOOOOOWWWWSSSS
>>60216490>China is being isolated
>>60216401no, just me tracking my 2025 stupidity
>>60216484
>>60216428>>60216420I'm holding we still have another 5% up to go. Retail is at work and hasn't even had time to buy yet
>>60216455the entire basis for the selloff was that Trump would keep these tariffs up and wasn't fucking around.He is obviously not going to be using tariffs beyond 10% on anyone but China and maybe Europe. And not even them if they get real ass kissy soon.It's over.
>>60216490Just a few days ago their talking point was Trump was causing a recession so the feds will cut interest rates so US can refinance their debt. Look how fast their talking point changes, bet they don't even remember that shit about refinancing their debt now huh?
>>60216483Yep, it's coming back down
>>60216101Because one cuck equals another cuck
>>60216397Whopper
>>60216520Internally, how fucking pissed is Bessent that he constantly has to answer to the president sitting on twitter
>>60216461>125% tariff on china>90% tariff on the rest of the world >90 days pausePrice will jump like crazy in the next 2 months.
>>60216461You tell me
I'm still -15% but i sold because right now its great moment to scalp.
>>60216543If the media would report instead of make shit up; you would understand what is happening and how to trade it
>was hoping for one final dip to go all in on SOXL sub $8>had to blow my load once I saw the candle starting to emerge at $10Cost me some gains but at least I was quick on the trigger here. Everything is still incredibly low so there's still time to get onboard this rocket or hell any rocket for that matter. Just throw whatever money you have at something and watch the green flow.
>>60216472>Imagine 4 more years of this shitsurely you're not tired of winning anon?>>>/wsg/5852535
>mfw retards who shorted Monday
ok now that this nothingburger is over, how will the market react when trump bombs iran this weekend?
>>60216178Oh yes definitely manufacturing is coming back guys I can feel it
But EU announced tariffs on US
>>60216455https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/imports-by-countryWe are still way down from the peak, and I don't know where it goes from here, but China is not the whole world
>>60216490what these people seem to be not getting is that rugpulling other countries as a policy will completely erode trust, and that has connotations for future deals...
>>60216499Yeah it gives you a rush. And it's particularly dangerous for me because I like gambling but I hate losing. But to me unrealized losses aren't losing. So I get the same highs from just watching the line go up an down.
>>60216545BUT WHEN, that is the big question
>>60215815>insider leaks info>info was accurate, just wrong timing>still follows through with plan>all the insiders make huge profits off huge swings in the marketwe're fucked. Everything else is a distraction.
>>60216484I can only imagine what people who have spent decades in the market thinks about the White House doing insider trading lol. Has something as blatant as this happened before?
>There are people in this thread who shorted this morning>There are people in this thread who are going to short this multi-day run starting now
>>60216567I just want to be added to the signal chat where Trump's inner circle discuss their insider trades.
trust the plan
>>60216536take half
>>60216490Does China fuck over other countries trade deals like they've been doing with the US? If so, they might jump on board with us, no?
Literally my only hope is that we get enough drops in the next week to bring this up to 1 cent lol
>>60216597CopeSeethe dilateTrump WON
>>60216561Doubt ittoo much shit went on only for a 90 day pauseafter shit settles i'm assuming everything drops by a bit again
>>60216605No one knows
>>60216488If they wanted a rate cut, they would have never implemented tariffs in the first place. Both are inflationary.
>>60216490These retards spent the last five days boasting about how we need to crash the worldwide markets to bring manufacturing back to America and now they're pretending that the true goal was to simply isolate China and bring the world to the negotiating table. I fucking hate MIGAniggers so much it's unreal.
>>60216520The Monday 'leak' about the 90 day pause was real. This pause was already known before Liberation Day among insiders. The reason markets didn't plummet was because people KNEW that the tariffs were bs.
What the fuck is this pattern called
>>60216607or>trump sees post a few days later>hmmm that is a good idea lets go with that
>I'm really not looking at the stockmarket, yguys >*turns TV on*>I'm really not>*changes it to Fox Business*>"DOW DOWN 1600 POINTS DUE TO TARIFF ROUT">What do you mean I'm looking? >Fake news, everyone, look at the SHAMELESS fake news>*turns up volume*>"TRUMP TARIFFS CAUSE PANIC IN THE BOND MARKET">Pfft, Panicans.>What did you mean, "what'd you say mister president?">you think I'm looking, huh?>I'm not looking, here see this.>*trvth nvkes: we care about Main Street!*>*sits back*>*laid back position*>*turns up the volume*>"JUST IN FROM THE PRESIDENT: MAIN STREET FIRST">"THE DOW IS DOWN 2500 POINTS">tsk>pfft >bring JD in here>if it's about the stockmarket? >NO, of course not. It's about the ungrateful CHAYNESE>*mutters*>wall street will fucking love this>JD, we're doing 104% tariffs
I never post on /biz/ but I am just writing here to say that I am selling my AAPL tomorrow and putting it all into a treasury for 6 months. Then we'll see.I bought in 2013 and never sold until now. It's now 40% of my net worth. Well over 10x in the period.I should have sold when the yield curve normalized in Sept/Oct 2024, I thought about it and then never did it because I am a procrastinator.This rally has given me a chance to exit with dignity. A recession is still happening. I am not going to miss this chance.
>>60216594We are still tariffing the rest of the world at 10% for no reason. That is massively damaging even without the China stuff.
>>60216520isn't this what bessent wanted?
>>60216284>Trump cucked>Chinese investors and government see weakness>Transhipment into Vietnam is still open They were worried but not they know Trump will cuck if you put enough force
>>60216592Jokes on them. Tariffs only hurt the country that puts the tariffs on others
>>60216610I lost $600I'm fucking sad
>>60216641You can't fix cult members. They saw the market drop was breaking some of them out, and they had to give them some cope.
>>60216611Nigga he literally told you what to do this morning on social media
I just woke up what do I buy?
>>60216656Dead cat bounce
>>60216672He also told me to buy trump coin
>>60216629Lol, what I'm talking about is for the years, decades, that follow after. The years I'm going to live, unlike the current 80yo boomers.
>>60216677too big for that
>>60216117But what about manufacturing coming back to the US?
>>60216674Did you short? A rope.Did you long? Champagne
>>60216178Are we sure Navarro isn't Jewish?
>>60215954No crying in the casino lil bro
>>60216552Hes doing a great job at that so far, and he seems ti have drunk some of the coolaid unironically
Deadcat bounce?
>>60216662Being in treasury in a stagflation still isn't a good idea.
>>60216656>That giga pump before close yesterdayIt was an insider buying in. Now it makes sense.
>>60216686He told you to buy the stock ticker DJT
How does constantly backtracking improve your negotiating position? Is this covered in art of the deal?
EU APPROVED TARIFFS ON UShttps://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/09/world/europe/eu-tariffs-trump.html
>>60216587>trump bombs iran this weekend?BULLISH
>>60216662There's ETFs in short-term American bonds, went pretty good during H1 2022
>>60216686Why would you conflate an obvious crypto rugpull with the stock market?
>>60216715He also told me to buy trump coin
>>60216670>crying about 600 dollars
>>60216721We knew this was coming for weeks
>>60216721no takes baksies
>mfw the most powerful brokers and traders have priority alerts for when le orange man makes a post or tweetIt's like these guys hovering over the plug board girls and their ticker tape waiting for news
>>60216665Yes but this was a very late decision and now painting this as >Art of the DealInstead of cucked and panic
>>60216722For defense companies
>>60216708no, dump and pump. donors needed cheapies to use their cash piles on
>>60216721You could almost think that Trump announced the pause just before the EU retaliation hit the news to make them seem like the bad guys.
...you mouthbreathers realize that we're down like 6% over the last 6 months right?
>>60216725Because the market is a shitcoin
>>60216721these are on steel and aluminium, and not reciprocal tariffs.
>>60216709I'm not going long duration.I don't know enough bonds to go all in. I just have some bond ETFs on my account, I think it says 1-3 years.
>>60216664I'm not sure it is. I think it's a lot like a 10% VAT, but one that's only incident on American importers and exporters (Lerner symmetry) and so acts to modestly promote buying local
>>60216755not me I sold the top, now I'm up 6%
>>60216721ya this were approved about 6 hours ago
>>60216736Some of us are not very wealthy. I have 4k in cash rn
>>60216760Maybe for a retard like you I guess
>>60216755zoom out.
>>60216720The art of the deal is based on the idea you're the strongest player so you'll always have room to negotiate even if you act like a complete retard.
>>60216670I have losses on a single trade that are sometimes 10k. You'd have a mental breakdown at those levels. Plan better next time, and manage your risk properly.
I loaded up on long horizon putsYou should do the same if you want to be rich
>>60216755can make that back in 1 day apparently
Question: how is scaring potential partners to own a rival a good idea in the long run?
>sold my put 3 microseconds before it became worthlessI wonned
>>60216779A witty retort
>>60216747it's reactive improvisation, essential in arts of the deals
There's no executive order posted yet, doesn't there have to be one for it to be official?
>>60216782He only thinks he's the strongest player
>>60216386I don't think him cucking with other countries makes it more likely that he'll go easy on china. His main motive in doing all this remains to hurt them economically.
>>60216743Now imagine being a normal dude with a job. I check once at lunch and when I get home and my entire portfolio swings by 20%, while own zero leveraged assets. This fucking clown world is turning me into a communist.
>>60216490Trump whispering should be the equivalent of TDS. Anything Trump does can be explained away through magic thinking. The real reason he paused is because he saw how fucked the markets were and how stupid his decision was
>>60216288Tessler manufacture their cars in China.
>>60215815I just got back from my workout what the actual fuck
>>60216824>relying on that gay nerd shitSorry buddy, we go off tweets here
>>60216721No one fucking cares anymore faggot. Do you have any idea how fucking long 90 days is? The tariff shit is effectively over because it's going to be all negotiations from here on.
>>60216670-50% after +45% yesterday.Fuck this orange bastard with a cheesegrater
>>60216824the King's word is ultimate, FOOL!
>>60216801As long as your potential partners for some reason still come back begging for negotiations I guess. We really got cvcked by king monkey
>>60216837ah jeez this very real average joe is regretting his trump vote
>>60216694I didn't buy anything, that's why I'm asking. Mostly looking for long-term stocks, if any are still at a discount
dronal prease we come tabu now prease
>>60216824lol gtfo nerd
Every Republican administration since I was born has been total shit.
>>60216755I was hoping for an extended period of cheapies I missed the bottom
>>60216853He told you to buy, you didn't listen. Thanks for playing.
>>60216828Events unfolding today should have informed you that he can claim a win after dropping the 125% tariffs and some people would still be going "WOAH 5D CHESS"
>>60215815FUCK we almost hit make it level of cheap on oil stocks. I slurped only a little bit and it's all mooning now.
>>60216853You can win it back.
>>60216867Just buy index funds if you don't know, there's a million of them
It’s going to crash again before europoors gets a chance to sell isn’t it
>>60216853How do americans get these wild wings when my stocks are only up 10%?
>>60216889this, kinda lameit should have stayed at 500 for 6 months
The entire world has come to kiss his ass. And for good reason.
>Slurpped a bit>Also bought a bit of puts>It's all a washMaybe I'll get a good tax break at least.
>>60216897So Russia is saved?
>>60216848>tweetstruths*
BABA up 6% lol. BILI up 8%.
>>60216828I think his true motive is to have a trade surplus with everyone because to him it means you're rich and have stuff. But I think he's about equally motivated by line going up. Contradictory goals. I think the CCP believes it's all about them, and some of Trump's handlers do just want a new cold war.
>>60216853
i don't think it's over
>>60216900Yeah but like are there any particularly suited to today. I put $1,500 into my trading account Roth.
>>60216947No shit sherlock lol
>>60215815>clown TV star crashes the market and makes people suffer to manipulate everything for his own personal gainarey you people enjoying the manipulation?(((they))) must have made a ton of money in less than a month.
>>60216921How many times can trump piss on people before they admit it's not raining
So, you refused to buy the dip... Again
>>60216947it's not over but it's over
>>60216750And oil
>>60216947It's not totally over but its 80% over.
>>60216916doubling down on spy puts and having inverse leveraged ETFS
>Gold ETFs still up for the day>War with Iran looming>Tariff shit not resolved>China might still dump treasuries, in fact this will make them even more aggressive>America is still a clownshowNot selling.We can't lose goldbros.
>my retard calls hail mary actually workedI don't know anything anymore lmfao
>>60216927Russia needs 70 dollar oil to be budget neutral so they are not in collapse mode at this level but budget deficit will be hitting them pretty hard.
>>60216966NEVER bet against America jack.
>>60216867LMT, BAH (if you're willing to hold until DOGE is gone), CVX or XOM
"I'm tired"-A guy on BloombergTV
>>60216981>leverage>in time of incredible volI hope you learned your lesson
>>60216916Anon was gambling on options.
>>60216972Doesn't seem to be priced in though.. stocks recovered 50% from the tariffs dump a few days ago but oil only recovered like 25%.
>>60216351i dont have the time to research what it is and how to use it
how long can you stay in an inverse etf before compounding errors and volatility drag fuck you up?
>>60216989You're right, you can't lose your virginity
>>60216947Yes. Could be going up even more.LMAO
>>60216965That's not rain, patriot, that's freedom lemonade and it's coming to you free of charge
bought some random puts 15 mins before the green dildo...
>>60216101Because the entire world economy wasn’t collapsing over tariffs that took effect two days ago. The media just fear mongered retards into pulling out.
>>60217029If you like gambling you will like options. It worth diving into.
>>60217029Buy an inverse/bear ETF, then.
I went to eat wtf happened
Just buy SGOV
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH ITS DUMPING AGAIN
>>60216693I wonder if he will push for a few token concessions on that. Something near ceremonial, like one car factory in the rust belt that really just puts finishing touches on imported vehicles. Or maybe he'll just quietly drop the talking point, like Lock Her Up.
>>60216921What the fuck? He was just saying it's equivalent to nuclear war and if they so much as go into effect at all there's no coming back from it.
>>60216784No amount of planning could avoid orange retard doing what he did
>>60217036I'm dating a 24 yo zoomerette, cry about it.
>>60217050buying puts into the momentum is not a good idea imo, the premiums are always high as fuck and any reversal will completely destroy you.
If it's fixed why aren't bond yields coming down?4.8% on the 30 year is not normalI'm old enough to remember when 6% on Greek bonds was deemed unsustainable enough to ask for a Euro bailout.Another reason why I just want out. I don't like where any of this is going.
Dear Big Don. All I need you to do is say something nice about Intel and I'll be golden for a chunky sale.Thanks Big Boss.-anon
>>60217066no its not
>>60217093People dumping bonds to buy the minipumphehe
>>60216921he lurks /biz/
Asking the real questions. Heads should roll over this.
WHAT SHOULD I BUY AIYEEEEEE MISSED 20% PROFIT
Just ate my work lunch and realized no matter how much I might’ve lost I can still eat a good sandwich for like 4 bucks
>>60217066buck broken bobo
The US has reached it's final form, now even our economic strategy is pic related.
>>60217145>>60217145>>60217145new bread
>>60217121Get lost on your way to Reddit, kid?
>>60217121He was gonna announce it then but delayed it because someone leaked it to punish leakers.
>>60217130With 4 bucks of ingredients you could probably make a dozen sandwiches
>>60217130Hello, fellow sandwich eater.
>>60217066>>60217102umm...chuds?
>>60217093because the US is still fucked and no one is looking to make a quick buck with bonds, they're gonna do it in the stock market.
>>60217121kek, dont cry at the casino goy
I sold my soxl at 10.80, I could have been up 50% if I held a bit longer
>>60216662Meant to reply to >>60217064
>>60217121The Trump admin is the most overt corrupt administration in American history, nothing new.Nothing will happen unless congress or the courts can force the executive to fold, which won't happen. So basically, the US is a dictatorship.
>>60217121just impeach him
I want to short tesla so badly, but I'm also scared of doing so.
is TSLA going back to $300 /smg/?
>>60217121>what happenedTrump and his friends weren't done slurping yet.
>>60217163Mine has been completely devoured >>60217157Mainly just upfront cost of the components but yeah each sandwich is prolly closer to .75 cents
>>60217204He literally told you when to slurp lmao
>>60217121Trump can lie right to MIGA cultists face and they will eat it up as some sort of masterstroke negotiation tactic.
>>60217121someone tweeted a rumor? so what. they just borrowed the idea later
Asking the obvious but this doesn't cancel the upcoming surge in inflation doesn't it?
>>60217063new paradigm
So we thinking after this massive hope surge expectations get tempered by the more long term ramifications of the China trade war and 10% universal tariff and things start slumping slowly?
This was another con to make Trump and his inner circle rich.Masterful gambit, sir.But go ahead and complain about Pelosi on Twitter
>>60216656>be a miser NEET in past 2 years>nothingburger, still up a decent % while cruising, check things out maybe twice a year out of curiosityBut I ought to get a job eventually, I don't have proper retirement money in case my parents accidentally croak, though I can probably be fine for a few years.
>>60217306my prediction for what it worth (nothing) we crab after this reversal that doesn't return to previous levels until inflation and consumer sentiment reports ultimatly steer the market to bear or bull
>>60217121nothing will happen
>>60216134me, as i sit in all cash
>>60217121>get elected by wealthy donors>they want a return>don't feel like paying them myself>plan a stock market dip for them instead since I can do that easily>want to avoid legal troubles and leaks, so don't spell out exactly how the pump & dump will happen>just imply that there will be signals>announce gigantic tariffs in a big showcase, publicly state things like "sometimes you have to take medicine", imply that the market is going to crash>let the market crash>announce a specific date for "tariffs" to go into effect, focusing public selling activity around a single day>on that date, wake up and tweet "THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO BUY!">massive insider buying activity that day as they see the signal>later that day, announce tariffs are paused>insiders time the market perfectly and exit with stratospheric gainz
>>60217345Mofo really just enriching his circle.https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1909632577343803630Kek
>>60216152market can stay irrational a lot longer than you can stay liquid
>>60217121>>60217175>>60217177>>60217257>>60217446no portfolio tourist faggots
>>60216101Chickening out means they will chicken out again.
>>60216101the optimist line of thinking is that "90 day pause" = letting it fade from the news cycle, sidelining navarro, and quietly sweeping all this under the rug
>>60217487so, buying the dip is unusual?
>>60217188They don't have the cards. But the TSLA investors hallucinate cards so probably.
>>60216178>trump crashing the market is all part of the keikaku>trump walking back on his tariffs and pumping the market is actually all part of the keikakuI lost my chance at easy money by pandering to retards huh
>>60216695>Trade CounselorWhat do you think
>>60216344>buying a 10% pump>when 3T of us imports are FUBARAnon....
Wait that wasn't the actual bottom was it?
I bought long dated spy calls, should I hold overnight?
>>60215891>Trumps best interest.Show your work.
