Americans yearn for the mines edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Charts/Screeners/Data:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://finviz.com/https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Live Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business>Gambling:https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Calendars:https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/jewish/holidays.htmhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Responsible Investing:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.portfoliovisualizer.comhttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returnsprev>>60217145
Good afternoon /smg/ I hate being alive
>>60218275So will Xi begin liquidating Bonds tonight or no ?
>>60218275Are you still sick in the hospital or what
TRUMP LITERALLY LOST TO JAPS DUMPING T BILLS
Someone tell me if I should hold my spy calls
REMINDER:It's your own fault if you didn't predict this!
Everything is fine, just keep buying hehe
rolling for a flat closing
why did the 2y selloff accelerate when they announced that the tariffs are being delayed
Trump was looking at the bond market and shat his pants
>>60218303>Good afternoon /smg/ I hate being aliveDid you fall for the European bear thesis?
So is Liberation cancelled or are we back to being enslaved and abused
>>60218313Xi is defeated.
>>60218313probably. if the nips story is real, Xi has some power here.my guess is they'll hodl til it's perfect timing to maximize pain though.
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO!(Sidenote: having fun is allowed in the casino.)
Inverse sisters are you ok out there?KEK
>>60218324I didn't predict Japan would be the ones betraying the US first. Honestly thought Trump would put up a strong face until friday instead of cucking out in less than a full day
>>60218335erm, you were retroactively liberated because you live in the US and the US is a free country
>Japan buckbroke Trump by fucking with yieldsFunniest fucking outcome lmao
>>60218333CheckedAnd I fell for fucking everything
feels like I'm in a shitcoin thread the way people are talking but it's fucking stocks kek
Trump proved that the only person in the world who knows what he's going to do is himself.
I CAN SEE IT BROS.....THE LIGHT AT THE END......JUST NEED ANOTHER TWEET TO GO GREEN
>>60218313That would be funny
can we just fucking nuke iran and get over it?? the future was meant to be defense
>>60218335yup, the market jew won again. status quo was maintained. it was all a ruse.
I don't know what the fuck to do anymore. The fuck do I buy
>>60218362>inverse tards lostno shit. anyone who deals with leveraged inverse funds deserve death.
Japan san, I kneel
>>60218324I'm only up 8%. I should just quit investing
>>60218351>So many countries wanted deals>So we decided to give all of them what they wanted in exchange for nothingThat's only a deal for them lmao. For us we basically folded.
I've been paying into a 401k since I got my job 8 or 9 years ago and I haven't checked it once.Should I be worried?
Do we sell or wait for tomorrow
Market will lower tomorrow because all the fuckers will try to lock in profit during such a volatile market. Large market selloff, calling it now.
so was this whole thing a motte and bailey, to have the market swallow a ludicrously high tariff on CHYNA? are the tariffs on china even still on? im confused
>>60218351>why does anything happen? let's just move past it
I find this Jap bond things not really credible, honestly.
>>60218332To be fair, a midnight flight of bonds over 5% is literally historic
what do i do with my sqqq?
>>60218384nothing.CDs
>>60218392Yeahh im down 25% get on my level
I need to remember that when I'm agreeing with all your faggots on here, I should do the opposite
i'm crying in the casino
Finally, a new golden bullrun right guys? How long until we are back to all time highs? 2 weeks?R.I.P to everyone who shorted this week, SPY going to 9000 soon, BUY BUY BUY
>only down 1% YTD after buying the dip(S)I'm retiring early bros.
>>60218397no you will be fine when you retire.you should probably be diversifying your dca into stuff tho
Imagine if Trump starts to do some actual good things for the economy instead of just dialing down the crazy stuff, the market will literally go to the moon
>>60218354It's just a matter of time Trump gets dragged to another war in the Middle East.
>>60218404The tariffs on China are on and even higher. Shit is still looking bad for trade but the market is so vibes based rn
the jew fears the samurai
>>60218351It's true LOOOL
>>60218362wtf, that's almost as bad as my options positions
>>60218394>For us we basically foldedit's still harrowing 10% + others.it's still very bad. it's just some minor breathing room at best.
You think my puts will work out tomorrow? All $96 and under on NVDA 4/11I thought things were supposed to work out the first time you gambled, to trick you into coming back
>>60218351>Impose tariffs you promised and campaigned for>Give up on them a day after they go into effect>"Trump took the win"
>>60218384Gold and cash (high yield savings also work).
>>60218362no
>>60218448China about to dump millions tonight
>>60218461stop short selling for a while, trump is capitulating more by the minute
Just a few more stabs bros
>>60218440the meme is real. kek.
>>60218448MY FUCKING SIDESJAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
TSLA is up 20% today because why not?
Panicans and redditors btfo
>>60218314
Buying a put right now seems like the easiest money making tactic everConvince me otherwise
I cannot believe people still think the 10% tariffs are going to be somethingburgers. They will evaporate, one by one, as everyone kisses the ring and pledges allegiance to the flag.
EU fag here. I missed the dip because I was trying to time the market like a retard. What do I do tomorrow to profit? My broker doesn't do options.
I never bought, literally didnt think he would do an 180 like that. Guess im sitting on this cash for at least 90 days.
>>60218448So Japan slapped him around and he shit himself. but the US economy is fucked anyway because China.
>additional pumpwtf
>>60218478What do I do instead
>>60218448thank bondbrosthey saved you
Sell more bonds to repeal the 10% tariff too
>>60218417Based
>>60218374Then it comes to be that the soothing lightAt the end of your tunnelWas just a freight train coming your way, yeah>>60218426I'm still down 20%, solely because of AMD. Fuck that market segment in particular.
I’m just gonna hold my puts lol time decay isn’t gonna outpace potential recovery once the run wears off
DO I JUST PUT MY LAST 20K IN THE S&P BROS.....I WANT TO LOCK IN I ALWAYS MISS EVERY DIP.....MY OTHER 83K IS LOCKED INTO IT BUT I DON'T WANT IT TO DUMP AGAIN AND HAVING NO CASH AT ALL TO BUY ANYTHING BUT I ALSO DON'T WANT THIS 20K TO JUST NOT DO ANYTHING AND ROT
WHAT SHOULD I BUY AIYEEEEEE MISSED 20% PROFITWHAT SHOULD I BUY AIYEEEEEE MISSED 20% PROFITWHAT SHOULD I BUY AIYEEEEEE MISSED 20% PROFIT
>>60218410>finally get out of nearly 30 years of recession>orange man threatens your sound economy>slap him with years of knowledge from economic turmoil folded 10000 timesPretty believable imho
Were the Japanese selling their UST to push bond yields up?
>>60218422Trump isn't actually capable of pumping the market naturally, only reversing dumps that he created.
>>60218482Kek and accurate.
We are so fucking back
>>60218523No, idiot. >>60218524Nothing, idiot.
>watch this nibba talk about how Trump is totally not going to back down for an hourhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzWrA6jRbTM>close the video, check the news>he backed downHow are ANALysts still getting paid, they are wrong always
>>60218511idk, hold your hand for a bit and see what the orange retard focuses on next. but maybe I'm more safety headed
>>60218448> directly acknowledging that shit in the bond market was getting fuckyIt really was Japan.
>>60218493what is this from? might set as my duolicious profile pic looks like me
>>60218491Despite it being one of the most exposed company wrt. China lolShit's cray
>>60218524Nothing. This clown show is way too volatile to jump into right now.
>>60218505You should've listened to top strategists, not leftypol tourists, redditors, and cash poor Europeans.
>>60218523You should send me 1k of it because you’re a nice guy who wants to help a buddy out (:
>>60218544All running interference to “sell” the shoot
So are the jobs coming back now?
>>60218491TSLA's fundamentals are shit, if people are still holding, now would be a good time to exit on Musk's shitheap cars. They're getting trounced by BYD in every metric
>>60218521Advanced Money Destroyers
>>60218524Never forget.
>>60218528those sandal wearing goldfish tenders don't even know what interest is, they just want to not lose money
Trump is the best thing ever for day traders. Crazy market manipulation
fuck it im slurping more sqqqi will win
>>60218528I think China was selling its US bonds for gold but who knows.
The burger fears the Samurai
>these retarded mega tariffs are good because we need to bring back manufacturing who cares if it causes a depression!>tariffs are delayed we won! China is isolated (their relationship to other countries is exactly the same as before)I hate miggers so much. At least we're only going into a recession and not an isolationist depression. Thank god Japan saved us. Truly they are our greatest ally.
>>60218544bro greer was LITERALLY testifying in the house committee that trump wasn't going to back down when he backed down lol
its 4d chess trvst the plan>>60218569
>>60218587dude
>>60218570(Mods don’t ban this is a joke about how anon is basically giving money away)
>>60218573They're coming back with your dad after they both go out for cigarettes.
>>60218578>trump still waiting for Xi to call himLMAO
>>60218541why retard? that was the bottom
Is this shit still on?
>Fell for fud, >demoralized by the slow bleed out over the last month, got psyched out by that premarket drop to $87 and put all but 10 of my NVDA shares into $100 contracts that expire this Friday.T-there's still hope.It can still dump, right?There's still time, anything can happen haha!and...Even if it doesn't, even if the contracts do get executed, it can still dump again in the future right? I can still get back in under $100 like I did before! I just have to be patient! Play the long game like I was going to do originally! Yeah!I AM NOT COPING YOU'RE COPING COPECOPECOOOPE
>Trump scares the shit out of people with extreme asks then "settles" for something less>Did this repeatedly 1st term>Loads of anons learned this and earned big bucks>Literally just ran a small scale tariff demo of this on Canada and Mexico before using it to bully the entire fucking planet>Anons have yet to learn this for his second termI hate reruns...
ok only half my savings went in at 10.5 soxl FUCKshould i go all in rn or is there a chance for a small dip back to 11 or 10?WHAT DO I DO BIZ TARDS
Will this bullshit also be bullish for US?
>>60218586Until you're on the wrong side of a Trump tweet and you get wiped out in an hour like the bobos in here
>>60218448>This is the President of the United StatesI hate this simulation. Can we return back to the real world now?
>>60218550y-you look like a cute girl throwing up blood :x ?
any sane person would back away from this bullshit and put their money in something guaranteed returna 4%-5% in high yield savings is better than a swing of -15% at any moment.
>>6021850210% is much easier to negotiate down than 30-50%+ and its much closer to the REAL tariffs other countries are charging. Will hurt, but the scope of this is much smaller outside of China
>>60218569>t. Virgin with 6k net worth
>do nothing>win
buy powerball
>>60218608I honestly kneel to Xi for not even acknowledging it.
>>60218611If that was the bottom, why dont you know what to buy?
>>60218448>Donarudo-san, kuma o koroshite.
>>60218599please don't post my oshi on biz
This whole fiasco made me more confident in my intuition desu. I went short before blumpf's speech and closed for a tidy $6000 profit two days later. Made an additional $2000 shorting a bit afterwards and closed all positions yesterday because I always felt blumpf would back down at some point (he's dumb as fuck but not suicidal), so short positions were too risky.
>>60218573You can work on the mines right now.
how come it's so hard to time the market? i just want to time it. not asking for anything crazy here.
>>60218587at least wait until tomorrow
Smells like we have too many panican lebbitors over here
>>60218578Watch him cucks on 125% tariffs this week then call it a win
>>60218629yes i bleach my bobcut and im not very well
>>60218451The US had the advantage and even before a deal has been reached with any nation, Trump paused the tariff for 90 days. He folded once, he'll fold again. He's a coward through and through.
>>60218332why were bonds over 4.5% so dangerous?
thank you Japan
>>60218653yeah you're right
>>60218362OwieDunno whether to bail or double down while it's discounted
>>60218448Isn't Japan doing that a form of retaliation though? So shouldn't they get punished?
>>60218612Yes, it's still on
>>60218448KWABOTY
AH FUCK WE'RE 30 MINS FROM CLOSING AND I STILL HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYTHING WITH MY 20K......FUCK DO I JUST WAIT.....I DON'T WANNA MISS THE DIP......MY OTHER 83K IS LOCKED IN AND CAN STILL MAKE ME MONEY BUT THAT'S AT PRE-CRASH PRICES......
>>60218663>Trump paused the tariffhe hasn't "paused" anything. I don't know why retards say this. read his fucking tweet. it's just less bad.
>>60218625Don't bet against America next time you dumb bears.
>>60218362not really but i just got an alert TSLA breached $270bought more TSLZ
>>60218664Tied to US lending costs
>>60218655anon... why tf didn't he call them "Panicrats"? I'm genuinely baffled.
>>60218682what game?
>>60218664Stocks were tanking and bonds were tankingThat means people don't trust the US to buy its debt anymoreThis has extreme consequences for banks and credit, literal bank runs can occur
>didn't buy>didn't sell>made like 500$ with a putnothing ever happens
>>60218650Because insiders will get information before you do and move the market itself with the capital they have, it's a rigged game anon you can only go with the tide
>>60218630And people are going to do that and everything is going to be crushed in real terms for real people while the casino numbers go crazy.This shit is evil
>+9.4%guys i don't think its closing flat
>>60218682Do you have the footrub one? I lost it
>>60218634Keep seething. Just the sinks in my fully paid off house are worth more than $20k total.You can get there too if you stop being a pussy.
>>60218684The fundamentals are still bad anon, don't get euphoric
Slurpers, how we doing?
I was looking to manufacture phones in America, but now that trump was exposed to be lying about tariffs, he ruins everything.Imagine people who actually bought commercial real estate for factories during the past 2 weeks to move manufacturing to the states.Looks like the retards who were buying stocks yesterday are winning.
>>60218708would only take 1 tweet
>NASDAQ UP 12% NOWITS PUMPING MORE
>>60218664im guessing you are asking "why are"inverse economics are on bondshigher bond rates means no one is buying so they up the interest rate, a sign of no one wanting to buy in to normally safe returns. A lack of interest is very bad as bonds are a way to fund everything in the government and in companies.
>>60218705>insiders will get information before you doBut he literally told you to buy on xitter
>>60218684yeah I'm sure we'll get another 8% day tomorrow better lock it in right nowtop jej
>>60218680He's a cuck we already established that fact
>>60218612That screenshot is old, it's $75 and $150 now if you look at the latest executive order. There's been no subsequent executive order so yes it's still on.
NASDAQ+10% todayTomorrow -20%Don't screenshot this im literally just coping
WHAT DO YOU MEAN GOYS? IT WAS NEVER ABOUT HAVING A GLOBAL TRADE WAR! THIS IS ABOUT TAKING ON CHINA! SO DISRESPECTFUL!
>>60218725>>60218704
Spy calls are pringing, someone tell me if I should hold them? 590 strike price for 3 months
>>60218726This is exactly why we are still heading to a recession.
>>60218689You are reply to a neverDRUMPF faggot who will be a little contrarian bitch and complain about anything DRUMPF does anon. Learn to ignore and filter them.
>>60218448what happened with bonds & where can I see it?
>>60218684just take the 4% from high yield savings and forget the nonsense herethank me later
>>60218684I'll sell you my self-made NFTs anon. All it needs is one tweet from Donnie and they're going to the moon.
>>60218682what gam
Goldman Sachs reverts to non-recession forecast after Trump’s tariff pause.It's over
>>60218623>Ukraine flaglol
>>60218698The democrats spend millions on their one liner branding and sending it through their mouth pieces in the media. Trump makes up a word and it catches fire
never has a meme more accurately depicted life
>>60218742Fuck me, you're right, I was looking at the old EO
>>60218744checked anything helps right now
>>60218660will you marry me?
>>60218771oh really
>>60218746>It's about reindustrialization>It's about trade fairness>It's about global trade war>It's about chinaSoon:>It's about family
>>60218725wish i slurped risker assetspic unrelated
>>60218780It did lol
what are we buying?
>>60218771Bobofags BTFO
>saves your country from the great trumpressionsay thank you
>>60218684we don't know how xi will respond overnightthis is the only reason i'm considering selling rn
>>60218650Literally how were you suppose to know you were going to experience market manipulation under the guise of a fabricated narrative about moving manufacturing back to the mainland? You trust the word of your president?
>>60218746goyim is the plural of goy
>>60218726Don't give up; it's only a pause on tariffs.
>>60218775It's truly astonishing to consider just how much that man does off the cuff. Lol. Lmao.
>>60218631Yea but 10% is half what caused the Great Depression, who knows what will happen in 90 days, and no most countries that actually matter did not have 20% tarrifs on.
>>60218644Or what? You gonna raise the tariffs again?
>>60218771NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
slurpers, I fucking kneel
Eurofutas pumping hard
>>60218524We're only back to the numbers we had before the April 2nd shit. You only missed the bottom, we're still down from even a month ago.
>>60218725My only regret is not slurping more.
>>60218578calls big calls how do I leverage my net worth on this?anyone want a reverse mortgage on my house?
>>60218804He will hit bonds Trump revealed he shit his pants over Japan selling
>>60218803Thank you Naruto-kun
>>60218659He is absolutely going to cuck on the 125%, but he will instead "suggest" other countries impose measures against China while they all negotiate down their 10% tariffs. I don't know if it was 5D chess the entire time (note the fake headline from before) or if the Bonds hypothesis is true (thank you Abe-sama), but that is clearly the plan going forward.>>60218631Yeah, he is not going to let anyone dodge all 10% so he can maintain his psychological position as The Guy in Charge, but this is fundamentally very different from what everyone thought it would be.
>>60218664The US is literally going bankrupt.The US is paying over 1 trillion in debt every year.Debt is growing faster than the economy.Rising yields means the US is paying more interest per debt, during a time at which the US is already incapable of controlling the debt.Everybody knows that the US is bankrupt, but just like a crypto scam, everyone is hoping they'll be able jump out before shit hits the fan.
>>60218804He's gonna dump chinas bonds and make trump shit himself again
>>60218792>It's about the friends we made on the way>It's about the journey >It's the thought that counts
>>60218854>Debt is growing faster than the economy.That's why he was supposed to reduce interest rates and increase GDP, not reduce GDP and raise interest rates.
Worst thing about this whole ordeal is that it will further fuel the nothing ever happens tards.
>>60218804if you made more than 10% profit you should fucking sellits a staple and is considered daily work of a traderpeople who try to hold in trades always regret it laterhere are some scenarios>up 13%>declines to sell>drops 20%>have nothing to show for it>up 13% >sells for 13% profit>drops 20% >buy in again or wait for more info>still has 13% profit
>>60218713Imagine larping on a Mongolian basketweaving forum, LOL! This is why you are a genetic deadend loser who does nothing but simps all day. Absolute kek! Tell me more!
>>60218812He said they were permanent yesterday.PERMANENT.
>>60218803You're gonna regret dumping all those bonds, pal.
>>60218815I wish this was real and we weren't all committing suicide by mass immigration
>>60218880he says a lot of shit
>>60218867nigger I am down 40% what do you mean nothing ever happens
>>60218880He says a lot of things he never means
i fucking hate this shit cant make any well informed traders under trump
>>60218335>>60218351>Japanese Century confirmedSay "Thank You Japan" right now, the strongest and sanest nation on earth. Liberation Day will be renamed Japan Day! Coal mines and sweatshops will be eventually cancelled because this will cause a butterfly effect of all nations coming to their senses.>>60218803Thank You Japan>>60218817Thank You Japan for making anime>>60218828THANK YOU JAPAN :D
>>60218867THERE IS STILL MONEY MISSING MY 401K, BRO.
Been busy running some tests at work, are we still sending the children to the mines and crashing the third world?
Say it smg :)
>>60218714>>60218737Okay bros....I'll keep that 20k in my cash account and just....accept the L if I don't make any money with it but have the peace of mind of having it to buy a dip or just have it to weather out an insane recession we still don't know what king retard is going to do.....>>60218767I live in Canada, this is in CAD 4% won't even beat inflation in my shithole.>>60218804This is true......I guess I will hold for now but I feel like i'm going to regret it....but 20k CAD won't go very far in the s&p or xeg.to realistically so....guess I will hold like a cuck
>>60218713> Just the sinks in my fully paid off house are worth more than $20k total.I own my home too but I've never had to buy a sink before, $20k seems wild? Do you have 20 bathrooms?
>>60218767>>60218867>Worst thing about this whole ordeal is that it will further fuel the nothing ever happens tards.Have you considered that maybe we're right and you're the retard?>>60218870I was going to invite you over to stay in one of my guest rooms, but it's clear to me you have a bad attitude.
>>60218901how do I find a cute chink to breed?
isnt this first red line the only sensible one and the others are stupid>>60218788no
>>602189084% > losing 30% on risky bets
>>60218888DAS RITE
admitting this was over bonds is honestly the most cucked part of this walkback kekhe made it blatantly obvious where countries could fuck with to force him to back down
>>60218880cry more bitch nigger>>60218906THANK YOU
>>60218918Where did you get this picture of me?
>>60218828We’re so fucking back
>>60218867behind every "nothing ever happens" there is someone somehow putting the effort in to get things in order, this time it was Japan
Might be able to sell my puts at 4 for 10 cents mark and MAYBE recoup some losses. Or I can just hold another week and see what happens. Can’t really get much worse than total wipeout which I already made my bed with.
Nothing ever happens.>B-but!No. Nothing. Ever. Happens.
>>60218895That number makes me suspect that you made some bad decisions.
>>60218906I am not playing cards.
>>60218930not only that, but made navarro and the speaker look like idiots
should I sell at EOD and slurp some more tomorrow mornig?
>no 4pm dumpsurprising
>set an order to buy 1 SQQQ at 36 dollars>forget about it>YOUR ORDER HAS BEEN PLACED>34.89 now
>>60218922You tell me brother, I want them too... Can't just invest into them on the stock market now can you?
>>60218924I see a pattern...
I'm kinda scared bros, China tariffs are still happening. The 70 countries listed got exemptions but we don't know if EU is included or not
>>60218880Navarro said they were permanent
>>60218930>admitting this was over bonds is honestly the most cucked part of this walkback kek>walkback He didn't walked back almost anything tho. Just ChatGPT tariff rates, 10% is still minimum.
>>60218979I fucking hope
Im from an EU country and it was pretty fucking odd to see all these delusional european federalists talk about how the us was gonna collapse and become europes vassal and in 6 hours trump forced the entire fucking union on its knees and everyone is seething what a shitty fucking timeline
SOXL IS A GO OR TOO LATE?
>>60218979HYPERTASKYPERTASK
>>60218991>on its kneeswhat?
What's the market looking like if we assume that it becomes acclimatized to anything trump says?Clearly the government will do nothing except revoke green cards and deport people to the wrong countries.
All jokes aside, I've been fairly neutral the past month, did not buy or sell. You cannot make informed decisions since everything hinges on a single tweet.In all honesty I still think we're going to dump further, this was just a temporary measure to provide exit liquidity for the big boys.Did we all forget that the world is entering a recession this year? Or are we going to pretend that's not happening?
>insider trading is bad because............. IT JUST IS OKAY!?!??!Dilate
>>60218579Fucking hell, I locked in -13% loss because I thought the orange retard would truly cause another depression. I would be up half that today if I hadn't done it.I'm going all in tomorrow morning and never selling again.
>>60218991Same I'm in the EU too and I wish I was American or Russian I love Trump and Putin wtf
>>60218980They aren't exempted from anything, they are still getting 10% tariffs
>>60218522How far dated?
>>60218991don't get sad anon there's like three and three-quarters more years of this rollercoaster, nothing even happened to euros except some whiplash
why is everything green wtf
>>60218979The generational dip is unironically happening.
>>60219024wait with me for the next dump before you buy
>>60218991the eu should federalizet. american
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60219019Sachs just said recession is over so recession is over
>>60218918Nobody who saves these pics even has a guest bathroom you absolute fucking loser. You clearly live with your Mom, a constant disappointment to the family. Just embarrassing your Dad, pretending you matter by fighting a low IQ culture war with fellow genetic dead ends. Axewounds vs virgins, LOL.Least harping on you has improved my day. I owe you that much, thank you.
>>60218986>>60218880vola will stay elevated for the whole yearcant trust anything big Mango is saying WHATSOEVER
>>60219044the markets are very green today because we expected some small tariff on china, but instead, we got a massive fucking tariff on china, which threatens to destabilize the entire world.no, i typed that correctly.
>>60219019The recession will be helpfully averted by war with Iran on behalf of Israel.
>>60219024If It goes down enough for me to sell puts with less than 50% loss I'm doing the sameThat's the only thing that will have me turn mumu
>>602190354/17
>>60218930He made that guy in the senate also look like a fucking moron
>>60218991> in 6 hours trump forced the entire fucking union on its kneesokay i'll bite. exactly how did evropa bend the knee? what concessions did they give?
>>60219058>6 hours ago: recession imminent>1 hour ago: recession cancelled
>>60219044is this disbelief? you know, on that chart that's always meme'd?
>>60219047How the fuck can you predict the next dump in conditions like this? For all you know it's going to pump all week, none of this makes sense. I can't afford to miss another +10%.
I went long on TSLA with a x12 leverage. Should i sell before close mumusisters ?
Anybody else feeling wicked unburdened by what has been?
>>60219081i doubt the ride's over yet bro
>>60218448APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
>>60218448Thanks Japan, now we know how to contain the orange menace.
>>60219090I don't think I feel anymore
>>60219031>I wish I was RussianJust wait a decade or two then.
>>60219088I'd take any gains you can. Maybe sell half? Who knows what the fuck trump will do tomorrow.
>>60219090momala lost. move on.
Just gotta keep holding.....it's going to go green....I...I can feel it
>>60218991You love to see, a lot of these cocky contrarian fucks (a lot of them IN THIS VERY THREAD) got humbled. Fucking love it.
>>60219086buying and holding is a sound strategy but you'll be kicking yourself when it dumps regardless>predictthis market is a fucking yoyo
>>60218365>betraying the US firstnigga how it's them betraying the US firstOrange retard literally tanked their stocks to oblivion
>>60219090I’m still feeling burdened by what will be
I should’ve known most tariffs are just part of negotiations and a set one was coming to try and shift the trade deficit. Their real target in the trade war was China, which the entire administration clearly hates.I mean, during the EU trade council meeting they were literally laughing and making jokesfucking obvious in hindsight
>>60219104Based, Two More Decades
This is just the cat bounce right bobos?YOU TOLD ME IT'S JUST A CAT BOUNCEIT'S JUST A BOUNCE RIGHT
>>60219090I want to see more loss porn before I can stop seething about losing 4k selling on monday
lost 4.8k this week... thats 3 months of savings
Who's gonna go next
>>60219152Anon… bobo he.. he…
fucking hell i guess i'm just going to buy a lot of 500p/600c contracts at close and then watch it crab for a week
>>60219152Yes.Watch the next week.
So how much money did you guys make
>>60219152Yes bc 10% tariffs on every country and 125% on china is still a big deal
>>60219086One thing that I learned from this dump is that I should hoard cash when the prices seem too high. But the problem is that when they're going up it feels like they'll keep going up forever.
OUR PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY AND IS JUST A NEGOTIATING TACTIC BUT IT IS ALSO GOING TO BE PERMANENT AND WE WILL BE THE WORLD LEADER IN TEXTILES AND NOW THERE IS A PAUSE AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO CHILL BUT ALSO WE WILL NEVER BACK DOWN
>>60219134By the US I mean the current US administration not what is best for the country
>>60219167Japan and China have US debt by the balls
>>60219165Thats one year of savings in yurop
>>60218991Bro he folded and got 0 concessions to show for itWhat knees
What are you buying to hold the next 3 months?What about rate cuts? I was predicting they were coming in the next two weeks but now they won't
I am goingTo shortTesla tomorrowYou can't stop me
>>60219167>trump folds over japan threatening securities>doubles down on China despite them owning almost the same amountincredible
xi you'd better not cuck i swear to fucking god
>>60219142Stop rationalizing crazy
>>60219192alright, where's /int/ bro?what is 2ch saying about us now?
>>60219142Yep.
my $600 is still in my bank accountrobinhood hasn't taken it yetwhat happens if I withdraw it
i hate this plastic, soulless, lying bug whore so much it's unreal
>>60219230They already matched tariffs twice even when others are cucking. I see no reason for them to back down
>>60219167if as the rumor mill suggests this current spike was primarily by the japanese then china could plenty of room for fuckeryif this was china's doing than in theory things could calm down though there's enough uncertainty over the tariff for "retaliating" countries that weren't china and the fact it's yet again only a fucking pause that make me shrug my shoulders
>>60219194Problem is that we now know that Trump will cuck in two days, I have no faith in the 125% tariffs on China holding anymore. The market might agree and the line would just keep going up to where it was in February.
>>60218922go to any large city on the west coasttalk about your portfolio and pretend to be interested in what she has to say
>>60219228Short it now, it's cheap to short.TSLA is going to crash hard soon.
>>60219086you can always afford not to gain but you might not be able to afford to lose. remember losing 50% takes 200% gains to make up the losses.
>>60219142>I mean, during the EU trade council meeting they were literally laughing and making jokes>fucking obvious in hindsightI really did think about this as well, fuck
>>60219251do you think they'll kick your door down for it? just withdraw it, cancel your bank account, buy crack, go off-grid, and booby-trap your house. simple.
>>60219270Nah there's a good chance this shit is gonna pump tomorrow. Around 10:30 is when Ill make my move perhaps
+10% on the S&P
>>60219266>The market might agreeIt's already frontrunning Trump. BABA is up 6%. AMZN up 12% when we have 125% tariffs on China.
What happened to the poor suckers that paid the massive tariffs from between the time they were active until he 'paused' them?
>>60219242stg these are just rage comics now, but with the cia backing them as really cheap forms of hideous propaganda
>>60219199
>>60219142Everysingle photo of trump + euro politicians they’re all shitgrinning kek
>>60219254And she turned even more of a millionaire overnight while you'll continue to wagecuck for her
>>60219298>AMZN up 12% when we have 125% tariffs on China
>>60219233well its crazy but there must be a methods to the madness were talking about people running a country
NEW @_@ !!!>>60219313>>60219313>>60219313>>60219313
>>60218828Hell yeah. Thanks Japan. Fuck you miggers. I can now go back at not caring about your retarded orange ape and his shithole and just enjoy my yuro divvies.
Very healthy market for a company which has tried several times to get out of China without succeeding at all, and is now tariffed >100% both ways
A -20% dump on Nasdaq tomorrow and I'm done. Quitting forever just occasional purchases on intentional index and gold
>>60219167>otherTether is holding up the treasury market. What a timeline
>>60219242Private Jackson from MacDill Air Force Base posted this, didn't he?
>>60219346Gold and cash.
>>60218448I'm not understanding, what happened?
>>60219409trump will be nice to japan, verbally, for one (1) hour in response to them saying they wouldn't want our bonds all that much if we tariff them into oblivion
tmrw inflation data go up or down?
>>60218999It's going back over $30 by EOY.
>>60219233shut the fuck up, cuck
>>60218362yeah went from +80% to zero. amazing rugpull
>>60218351No! I wanted the destruction of anime.Will Japan no longer be under economic pressure or will there still be some?
>>60218706doesn't matter because retail is a drop in the ocean
>>60219913That isn’t what I mean.I mean the stock market is going to continue to irrationally rocket on random bullshit while the real economy tanks and the lives of normal people in real life (most people don’t own stocks) are ruined
>>60218392surely
>>60220386idk it could well still climb back to ath. like he said this is a casino that sweeps around on rumors and not something connected to the actual economy. the astronomically high pe valuations should already tell that
