"Up 10% in a day" edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/previous >>60224198
>>60225353day 151: 0$
>>60225353orange jew sucks cock
Trump won bigly and /biz/ is still SEETHING.
>>60225353DEATH TO ISRAEL
>niggas unironically believe Iran would bomb Saudi/UAE oil just to stick it to the great satanexact same scenario as Iraq invading Kuwait except now even China and India are dependent on millions of barrels of Saudi oil.It would be Gulf War 2, every single country in the world has a vested interest in that not happening except 10m cultists in Yemen, Iran would become was/were
>>60225379>Saudi/UAEIf they intend to do regime change in Iran why wouldn't Iran do MAD
>>60225376brother still doesnt understand volatility
>>60225379It would be the funniest way to go out as the Ayatollah
gonna be crabbing until the impacts of the 125% tariffs on China hit home
dont worry teslas gonna have 100 bajillion drillion in robots by 2026
>>60225393because Iran would lose retard.. Iran has regular domestic power grid outages, South Africa tier. China and India import millions of barrels of Saudi oil, they would not side with Iran. If you think the US, Europe, India, China would lose to Iran, Russia, and Yemen, no wonder you're a bear. shit you should get out of this broke ass joke of a country asap
Will it go up again tomorrow?
>>60225376>It's not even "USA" anymore, but just "Trump"He could beat and rape 5000 american children and they'll say "TRUMP WIN"
>>60225396Tbf King Jew is saying Iran should accept a Lybian deal tells me that war with Iram is guaranteed
>>60225406I'm buying more tslz
>>60225410It will crab downUnless donny gets a huge deal which is unlikely.
>>60225410It will definitely dump at the start, the end is hard to see.
>>60225379>niggas unironically believe Iran would bomb Saudi/UAE oil just to stick it to the great satan>It would be Gulf War 2, every single country in the world has a vested interest in that not happening except 10m cultists in Yemen, Iran would become was/wereNo one said the Ayatollah was smart lol
>>60225410volatile market who knows
>>60225408>Russia They wouldn't be arming anyone I'm saying that the Russians are the only group that really gains from the ME going hot like when the houthis hit saudi oil at the start of Russo Ukriane
>>60225410We're in the euphoria periodI think reality set in tomorrow and it dump
Let me try to understand the art of the deal here1) Want to remove income tax and implement a sales tax, but implementing a sales tax would would get congress screeching because it's a regressive tax on the poor2) Try to implement a tax through NAFTA, people batter down your door because it turns out NAFTA is actually vital to the economy back off on that with pretend tariffs only3) Make absurd tariffs for the world, back off to the 10% sales tax you wanted to begin with4) Cut the income tax and switch to a regressive taxation system, but make sure your moves are so erratic manufacturing doesn't ACTUALLY move back, so americans now have to pay the sales tax on all imports while the economy remains structurally unchangedSo he implemented a national VAT and all it cost him was the trust of all of america's allies and all the trust in all the global trade relationships?
>>60225429They wouldn't hit it first it would be after a American strike likely on their oil/nuclear sectors the issue is that the Americans can't pen houthi bunkers so Iran would be even harder
btw everything is gonna be red tomorrow>>60225376can u tards go back to /pol/ we're strickly a money board,not a "groupie"only frens
>>60225449are you bipolar?im bi winning
Bad news, good news, neutral news tomorrow morning from Xi?Think he'll stop the tit for tat and actually send an envoy finally
>>60225449The plebbitor mind can't comprehend that might makes right
>>60225449>national VAT taxWell this way he will lose less in the polls if he just implemented one
>>60225449Add some shit about Jobs in the middle and you are on point.
>>60225449Dont forget BEAUTIFULCLEANCOALSO BEAUTIFUL THAT COAL
>>60225461>Xi cuckingHe sees Trump talking about him as desperation also Xi will be torched as being weak if he comes first
>>60225477time to do nothing and win again
>>60225461He will wait for rump to approach
>>60225485Literally he will wait until Trump calls him for some reason
>>60225477Especially after Vance insulted all of China
>>60225495who hasnt vance insulted, he's a retard
So a lot of people were wrong, but I don't see anyone apologizing or admitting they wrong. "Sorry President Trump" or "I should have trusted the plan, President Trump" or even "I'm not an expert on tariffs like you are Mr. President" can hardly be found. Anyone else notice this?
>>60225414worshipping the man in charge never gets embarrassing or degrading for them, every country needs some people like that
>>60225507do you think tariffs apply overnight or something?
>>60225495Fuck I forgot about that >Chinese peasants make our phones and we buy from them
As a bear, futures could drop 5 fucking percent and I still wouldn't be excited after today. It would take a level 2 circuit breaker just to get back to where it was before that pump.
I VOTED FOR THIS AND AM JERKING OFF TO YOUR SALTY FUCKING TEARS
>>60225507>how anon thinks stocks workhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/00bhP9-YIkA
GRRRRRRRRREEEEE I HATE DRUMF
>>60225528loser>>60225534based
>>60225492I mean Trump is the on the clock right now. Those 75 countries that supposdley called wont change anything. He needs to approach first or risk another red day.
>>60225507>Market manipulation is okay because the president does it!
>>60225449art of the dealsimple as
>>60225507Nigga the market pumped because he delayed a bunch of retarded ass tariffs he's even less of an expert on tariffs than most people here
>>60225376It's not about Trump, it's about the economy. Yeah, market is happy with tariffs being reduced, but tariffs are still there, so question remains on how they will affect the real economy. Or if even those 10$ tariffs will stand.
>>60225539Now do the people who bought in ten minutes before he sent the tweet.
>>60225425It's now all up to the japanese train autist
>>60225551And how many international trade wars have you won lately?>>60225516Its liberating to admit when you are wrong.
>>60225425>the Don not getting a huge deallmfao my bff jill
>>60225563Since it was some random Japanese bond holder who caused bonds to swing so hard. Does that mean China and the EU still have all their bonds?
>>60225537mentally ill faggot
>>60225559You mean congress?
>>60225585congrats on making 600$ dude
>>60225569>trade wars wonthe average tariff is 24%he removed some and hiked one on china, the needle moved 3%we're still fucked in 2 months if him and xi stop being fags and kiss
>>60225585dang bro you're like rich man
>>60225569>Its liberating to admit when you are wrong.what the fuck is this dumb bot even trying to say?
>>60225588>I didn't sell the calls at 1:25pmI am up 4 figures my guy!
>>60225597You can route around any one country, places like vietnam won bigly today
>>60225602thats almost a month's rent!
>>60225353What should I yolo everything into (unironically)
>>60225585Look at mister bug bucks
>>60225609>>60225598and what positions did you have? do you even have skin in the game?
>>60225607drumpf is not gonna let Walmart cheat the system
>>60225619show me your gambling winnings!>>60225619you all suck, i am not showing any of you my 4pm gains
>>60225628I've been in almost full cash for 3 months. This market is just pure gambling.
>nu/smg/ cries night and day about the orange conman and his billionaire cronies stomping on the little man, the white trash fell for it again>an actual poorfag comes in making $600 >instantly shit on himthis country will only heal when we coalesce along economic strata and not identity poolitics
>>60225585Thanks for this, I was feeling bad because I only made 300k and not 500k.
>>60225646just bants mate
>>60225628i beat the market every year without taking on insane risk. thats good enough for me.
>>60225585You actually made them mad lmao. Gratz and the dough, dude.
>>60225646I made that much trading in high school. It's practically paper trading.
>>60225615>MSOX4/20 is a no brainer at this point
>>60225646total poorfag death
>>60225665>>60225656>I would never go all in during this volatility>he didn't make 6 figures going all in during this volatlitygee wiz guys thanks for the perspective
Lol, lmao
>>60225686this is old news, trump already said he wants to call Xi this afternoon after this tweet
>>60225663I enjoy this market far more than biden's fake and gay market
>>60225683Gambling addiction
Fuck this, I'm becoming an algo trader.
>>60225641Bad phrasing I didn't even mean shipping games (though he will allow that) I mean America and China could completely decouple without it being a total disaster so the "average tariff rate" is misleading
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/09/delaware-judge-rules-newsmax-defamed-dominion-voting-systems.html>Companies having historic recoveries>Same day RugpullMax gets found guilty and tanksFucking kek, delist this piece of shit
I did not win the powerballit's over
>>60225699Sentiments win sessionsSystems win seasons
>>60225686neat. hoping for crab through friday, deal announced over weekend, yuge rally monday
Buying TSLA puts for Friday, gonna be fucking grand n glorious chappies. Gonna be slaughtering the bulls
>>60225646he was being smug and calling everyone fags. what do you want??
i was thinking about getting in stocks after seeing elon and the doge shit i'm glad i didn't, if i sshorted i'd have lost like 1 000 dollars by now
>>60225717Stop gambling and start investing (buying short-term OOTM options on the banks reporting Friday morning).
a win is a winif you cash out 600 dollars its more than most people ever get for hitting a few buttons and waiting.
>>60225646>surprised by crab mentality >on /biz/Crabs are happiest when everyone is getting fucked
>>60225800What's the point in playing the lotto if the big prize is a day's wages?
>>60225752Where does Mollusk land after all this anyway, last I saw he was streaming PoE and the chat was trying to drive him to suicide
>>60225711>Newsmax stock was over 200>saw it trending didn't know why >Now down around 60 percent Lol
What's everyone feeling for tomorrow? I've been calling the market perfectly since Sunday night. Bought in Sunday during lows, sold Tuesday when everything started tanking. I decided to stay out of the market Wed because I figured it would trade sideways. It did all day long until Trump announced the tariff pause. It jumped up so fast I didn't want to buy in, even though if I had bought in when I heard the news I would have made a good profit. I still had a few plays that benefited so I'm not complaining. I bought into some inverse etfs late day, very small amounts. We expecting a retraction? My plan is to sit on the inverse etfs and see what happens. If it starts dropping maybe I buy more, if it starts going up, maybe I buy the regular ETFs to offset losses. What's your plan for tomorrow?
>>60225811I mean guy came asking for bantz and he got that.Would be really different if he say something about first time investing and actually got ahead.
so does Trump's tariff pause apply to EU or not? since they retaliated
>>60225869It does since he's a cuck and he didn't know they retaliated
>>60225869He said everyone but china
>>60225852Sit in cash and watch, money isn't worth this shit on market.
>>60225880This he even actually said Canada and Mexico have no Tariffs on everything from cars, steel and aluminum, and to auto parts so either he completely cucked out or he's getting dementia
>>60225902At this rate Sheinbaum is Mexico is going to become a literal saint
how do you guys feel about long puts on NVDA since AI doesn't seem like its gonna matter and investor money is gonna dry up in market tension thinking about picking some up tomorrow what do you think
>>60225905>Jewess becomes a saintI guess Trump does have a weakness the Choosen people
>>60225852Hoping to catch at least a small rebound to claw back some of my losses. Going to start looking for some undervalued holds and play it by ear.
>>60225909>NIVIDAPeople still need chips but AI was dead anyway moment a recession or any fears/lower growth came
>>60225894I've been sitting in cash for awhile. I was planning to start buying in. I did so Sunday, but as soon as I noticed the downturn on Tuesday I bailed with profits. Now I'm just making small plays on volatility while waiting for a trend.
Not bad day today, I think they'll be a lot of volatility coming up some I'm ridding the triple leveraged ETFs. Play SQQQ and TQQQ at the same time, cash out riding up. Buy cheapies of the other side. Just have to watch out for decay. Bought 8 contracts for .07 and now they are at 1.17..sadly couldnt sell as i bought them today and pattern trading BS. Decay will eat a lot of my profit but a come up is acome up. 400% isnt as good as 1000% but I'll take it.
>futures
>he shorted
>>60225597I don't understand how these fucking banks are dropping recession risk by 20% on 3% effective tariff differences. Numbers are almost certainly bullshit with how round they are anyways.
>he longeded
>he went cash
>>60225962>>60225977>>60225987STOP SPREADING MY SECRETS
>>60225987I hate going cash because of inflation. Treasuries spiking last night was pretty terrifying.
>he trusted
I can’t buy options and I have to get trade pre approval. What the fuck do I buy to make back my 10k realized losses.
>>60225711>Newsmax last year agreed to pay $40 million to settle defamation allegations, brought by Smartmatic, a voting machine company that brought similar defamation allegations.>Dominion is seeking $1.6 billion in damages to be determined by a Delaware jury in a trial scheduled to begin on April 28 in Wilmington, said Delaware Superior Court Judge Eric Davis.bankrupt these faggots,foxnews settled for 750mil. i wonder how bad Newsmax lied about Dominion.
>>60225526Hey id be happy with any recoup on my losses. But yeah I’d need to have this shit drop 10% by Friday to be back in the green.
>>60226008sounds a bit ethics driven buddy cut your heart out
>>60226007so based on what you said you got fucked in options and now they locked your account.that means you need to deposit funds to a certain level to unlock it or no deal.
>>60225526nice that the vix call technically profited, but goddamn i should have sold it and the rest of my bear portfolio yesterday
>>60225457>only poltards like himDelusional.73% of CALIFORNIANS support constitutional amendments requiring citizenship be proven before voting.The whole country is tired of office karens and their beta orbiters trying to littlefinger them.
>>60226007>What the fuck do I buy to make back my 10k realized lossesbuy stuff that goes up. Sounds like your broker put on safety bumpers to keep you from losing all your money. Markets are volatile now, so maybe an ETF using US treasuries its like 4% apy and you can sell like stock but it takes a day to close.
>>60225588>>60225598>>60225619 nice typo faggot>>60225654examples of bitch faggot tourists shitting on gains, slit your wrists
>>60226007you and me both, buddyunfortunately, I can still do options, and fucking with those has made my portfolio jump up and down with the quickness
>>60226007Sounds like youre crippled and any more money you put in under those conditions is only likely to lead to more losses.
>>60225909That trade doesn't appeal to me. One reason is that NVDA options, despite their high liquidity, are probably very expensive at the moment. This is because stock options in general are expensive at the moment - the VIX is high - and because NVDA has always been a volatile stock.Another reason is that, in contrast to you, I think AI is going to matter. That doesn't guarantee that AI stocks will do well - internet stocks crashed in 2000 even though the internet was important - but I still prefer to be aligned with AI advancement rather than against it.
I'VE BECOME SO NUMBI CAN'T FEEL YOU THEREBECOME SO TIREDSO MUCH MORE AWAREhttps://youtu.be/kXYiU_JCYtU
>>60226048lmao we always shit on poorfags most smggers have close to a half mil in the market, unless you're living in a cardboard box in fucking macedonia
So anyway about those stocks... ACHR sisters how we feeling today? Anyone else bought the dip?
>>60226067thanks for the input. ill probably hold the brakes on nvda then and look for more peripheral stocks then as per your first point.
>>60226078I bought the Oil dip with NOG and HP, made some nice gains but not much since I hadn't yet fully committed I was hoping to really go in under 50 on the barrel
>>60225353>American refineries refrain from investing amid uncertainty LMAO
>>60226077>wefuck off
>>60226110Worse than that, he wants cheap oil which is the opposite of what the industry wants.
>>60226078All my cash went into SKYT
>>60226112>he's not in the discord
>>60225717Same, brother...
>>60226067>>60226088nvda leaps/calls for any strike really when its under 90 are a no brainer could full port the next red day into that a few months out and cash out bigjensen met with trump this week and convinced him not to put tariffs on semis. if you bend the knee to the Don and kiss the ring you get rewarded simple asplus those close to Trump have already said the type of manufacturing they want to come back to the US involves automated factories not sweatshop labor - agentic AI and chips are needed for all of that shit
What's the downside of just chilling and trading with China like everyone else does? Is this just to protect the US's hegemon status?
>>60225477This, Xi has too much pressure to save face. If he ever gives in it won't be tomorrow or even this week.
This trade war lasted less than a week.Lmao.
>>60226167I have always hated americans but everyone else is worse
I sold some pro shares stock in 2024 and they sent me a K-1 form 1065. Is this just for my records or do I need to file it in my taxes?
According to the news, it wasn't China that forced Trump's hand. It was Japan. Japan started dumping their bonds and Trump caved. Anime unironically saved us.
>>60226161if covid happens again we'll run out of toilet paper
>>60226078$20 stock next year buy the dip midnight is comingfresh hopiumhttps://www.khaleejtimes.com/uae/uae-flying-taxis-to-become-reality-in-months-not-years-flight-tests-to-begin-this-summerDeep Pocket Abu Dhabi arab moneyhttps://x.com/ngoel/status/1909849448282497091PLTR partnershiphttps://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20250313910163/en/Archer-and-Palantir-to-Build-the-AI-Foundation-for-the-Future-of-Next-Gen-Aviation-TechnologiesUnited partnership for air taxi ubers out of SFO for HNW individualshttps://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/sfo-air-taxis-20256920.phplots of reasons to be bullish buy the cheapies and hold long, 5 year hold
Why are yields still going up? I'm scared bros.
>wake up>tariffs gone
>>60225829He's back on Twitter posting cope and simple replies, but it's clear that he's not as enthusiastic as before because of his Wisconsin shenanigans + public flagellations lately.>>60226169>he thinks the trade war is over
I'm praying that someone will accidentally add me to the secret Trump insider trading signal chat
>>60226191Ok, subsidize a toilet paper factory. Why make everything else more expensive?
>>60225972Trump is confirmed still the market's bitch now which is a big deal going forward
>>60226207Of course it is over. Trump caved the moment bond yield spiked. Every single country knows his weakness now.
>>60226212its not that simple, toilet paper is the lynchpin to the whole shebang
>>60226214That's precisely why it isn't over, plus China tariffs are still active.
>>60226167Cope and seethe ahkmud
>>60226224Then China will start dumping bonds
>>60226214didnt he tweet a fucking video about how his master plan was to specifically spike the bond yelds??
>futuresdeadcat bros we are so back
>>60225410It may depending on how the opening goes. Sometimes after a massive green day there is a waiting period of low volume where it slumps a bit. Sometimes there is fairly large retrace as well. Futures are currently in the process of low volume slumping, hanging around -1.5%. Any shitposts about trade overnight or during market hours will blow the whole thing apart of course. Any TA perspective assumes a quiet day with no MEGAPHONE BULLISH/BEARISH BLAST DIRECTLY IN TO YOUR BRAIN.
>>60226245Why would he ever want to spike the bond yields?
>>60226167Don't kid yourself. You, a euronigger, have always had envy. Sad.
>>60226077>most smggers have close to a half mil in the market*Hadftfy
>>60226297I am still worth half a mil.Mostly because I pulled 85% of my money is preparation to buy a house.
What happens if I buy BYD stock and Trump delists Chinese stocks from American exchanges? I didn't know they could do that. :0
does anyone have some kind of news / twitter post / trump truth social post aggregator feed that would've caught trumps tariff post today within a couple minutes? it's so stupid that I have to rely on these threads to get adequate up to date news while scrollling through loli slop
puts are the obvious playhow low is it going?
>>60226309Then the question is why would any company list in America if the President can just delist them at will.
>>60226297I have a bit over mil. Had more but I got sick of my job and got a little greedy
>>60226309If he keeps fucking with the market it's really going to shake confidence. That's pretty close to nationalizing businesses.
>>60226245No, the /pol/ claim was that he wanted to lower yields. That's proven to be bullshit, since the yields spiked.
Markets ocilate in a rhythmic fashion, like a wave of water hitting the shores.Take the high water mark and low watermark price of any given index that week, the middle of those two values is where next week's market average will be.In other words, were going down much further, and further after that because the fundamentals are getting worse everyday.You have no idea the type of danger equities are in right now, all this false hope is to keep the windows open just long enough to provide exit liquidity for those with market experience. Pay attention to large fund holdings, note their significant rotation to off risk positions and think about what that means for the future of equities...
>>60226312RSS Feed of Trumps truth social accounthttps://trumpstruth.org/feed
>>60226266>deadcat bros we are so backwith such a surge some will cash out realize gains, expect some pull back for consolidation, then, pause for more Trump tweet news.
>>60226327Delisting threats from both countries were a big news cycle like 5 years ago. Everybody pored over the ADR structure
>>60226309Good question. Maybe Russian stocks give us an example of what to expect.After Russia's invasion of Ukraine in 2022, Russian stocks were delisted in the US. I think that if you owned Russian stocks, you were basically screwed. You couldn't sell your shares. You couldn't convert your shares to Russian shares because of US sanctions.One thing you could do: you could formally abandon your shares in exchange for $0.
>>60226350I still have my gazprom $250 I can't ever sell or remove from my Robinhood. Like a permanent scar
Umm I'm still down 10% so...
>>60226360A ward against NEHposters' illusions
>>60225353INCOMING NUKE
>china pumping while US futures crabdump
>>60226350russian stocks weren't permenantly delisted tho, if they end the war we might be able to reclaim them
>>60226373Tbf China is likely pumping their market
>>60226266>market rises 10%>people take profits after a massive spike, futures down less than 1%>"it's a dead cat bounce!!!!"
>>60226389Plus US markets already pumped yesterday, china is just catching up to that
>>60226392>>60226266Dead cat bounce is different. This was a short squeeze. Now did we actually get past the tariff shit or not? I dont think so. I think we drop another few percent and crab until people figure out wtf is going on
>>60226389>China is likely pumping their marketand my YINN bags>>60226392>i-it's just profit taking, trust the plancome on now
>Try to turn the world against ChinaHonestly it wouldn't have been so hard, I am pretty sure the EU and other first world countries would agree with the US if the US actually tried negotiating in good faith rather than trying to fuck everyone over first before negotiating.
>>60225646Because hes a fucking retard. Anyone can gamble and win or lose. Consistent out performance over a decade is the goal not a one off screen shot.
>>60226421>if the US actually tried negotiating in good faithWill never happen, US/England only know oppression and serfdom.
>>60226214I mean, China's tariff is 125%+ and everyone else's is 10%.
>>60226421The EU is never going to negotiate with Trump in good faith.
Only up from here, they were never serious on tariffs. They were already planning the 90 day pause over the weekend. That's why the 90 day pause story leaked on Monday and after denying that they are doing it...they do it.
>>60226362NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO DISCUSS HOW MUCH WE ARE DOWN IN TOTAL. TODAY IS HAPPY DAY.
>>60226404Please stop posting slop when there is plenty of non-AI coomshit available
>>60226452They will negotiate but US knows they don't have leverage since they are still the bad guys and China can dump bonds.
>>60226421Let me explain this one, American here. If Trump does it that way then it becomes a World War. The way Trump did it was brilliant and correct, you confuse China and get them bluffed out, you tariff everyone a bunch then cut their tariffs last minute. That way its USA vs. The World and China is just one of the many targets. When in reality they were the main target.I will only admit that Trump is a retard if he takes back Chinese tariffs until then I am Full Trump Defense Force. I truly think he is seriously doing it and saving the entire Western World.
Good morning /smg/How are we doing today?
>>60226474Full retard
>>6022537610% tariffs on everything is still red worthy. See you Friday, NIGGER.
>>60226475I am looking at model ships to potentially buy.What is your favorite model of ship?
>>60225537BASED
>>60226480I know nothing about ship models, sorry
>>60226474fell for it again (again) (again) award
>>60226480
i cant afford eggs
>>60226474>you confuse ChinaGyna owns all the politicians in DC, they know everything Trump is trying to do.
>>60226478if you seriously don't think that this isn't already priced in after a 20% dip over 4 days, you're chasing highsrisk off happened already, we're going to see distributions and rebalances at least until the end of the week, but unless there's any additional wildly catastrophic news, we'll crab at the worstthe tariffs on china will be painful, but any pain they cause will be lagging because we have no data on their effects yet
>>60225414dude said it himself and he's always been 100% right about it, he could literally shoot someone on Fifth Avenue in broad daylight and on camera and people would still worship him
>>60226510>the cost of eggs is all it took for retards to vote in a retard at the cost of Americas world hegemony and a increase of all of all goods imported by 10 percent minimum
>>60225507Brother thinking "Trump is a retard" is basically a QAnon styled cult its just some peoples thing. Obviously, he is doing all the right things and outmaneuvering everyone but people have to believe its just luck or he capitulated.
>>60226532nobody in america was talking about eggs before the election went through.
>>60226533>He is trying to negotiate>He is trying to make fair trade deals>He is trying to bring jobs back>He is trying to lower interest rates>He is actually trying to isolate CHYNAYou retards can't even keep your story straight for 1 week
>>60226544That didn't happen.And if it did, it wasn't that bad.And if it was, that's not a big deal.And if it is, that's not my fault.And if it was, I didn't mean it.And if I did, you deserved it.
>>60226541yea republicans never cared about price of eggsit was just a way to bash biden, they dont have any principles, which is why they will say shit like MUH inflation and then cheer when trump starts a trade war
>>60226544Literally just trust the plan. Its that simple.>>60226549You need to go back
you guys have to give trump the benefit of the doubt. he is the best businessman and negotiator this country has ever produced. this is his wheelhouse. his specialty. relax. maybe you will learn something
Will be interesting to see how the European markets will behave today
>>60226555it is what it is
>>60226555two examples of this would be how they talked about Obama golfing vs trump golfing or hillary's emails vs trumps Signal leak
>>60226562he's driven his businesses to bankruptcy like four times at minimum
>>60226555Eggs talk is just basic political blocking and tackling shit, feels like the 90s to hear about it
Ιm expecting a FOMO driven pump today and a dump on Friday
>>60226562>he is the best businessman and negotiator this country this has to be a troll, no one could be this stupid.The man was born into mass wealth, the only reason he made more money was because of The Apprentice
>>60226560>Trust the plan>We just don't know what the plan isApparently, MAGAtards are NOT a cult.
>>60226572Reminder that Republicians threw a shitfit when Biden checked his watched during a ceremony for fallen soldiers. Meanwhile Trump was fucking golfing instead of attending the ceremony.
>>60226560i need to get bag
/smg/ talks about trump more than /ptg/ at this point. Can't wait till you faggots leave
>>60226610Sure, get faggots like >>60225376 to leave first
green day tomorrow
>Market crabs till Q2 earnings>Market dumps on earnings disappointments>Market pumps on orange man doing a funny>Market crabs till Q3 earnings
>>60226610>Why is /smg/ talking about the biggest cause of market volatility I wish Trump would just shut the fuck up and not fuck up the market.
>>60226474> I truly think he is seriously doing it and saving the entire Western World.
>>60226555The sooner you drop this instinct to take sides -come to understand that all politicians are slime- the sooner you can get around to making money in the market. I know it's not intuitive. You want to believe that somebody you voted for and support is actually decent.
>>60226628>volatility is badWhat?
What happened in the last 10 hours. How did aussie and Asian markets do?
>>60226643Did I say it was bad?
>>60225376>getting cucked by japan is a victorybait>>60226610pro and anti trump shills have flooded this general sadly
>>60226650Yeah seemed like you implied it
>>60226649ASX +4.5NIKKEI +9Hang Seng +3.1
>>60226655I miss the autist anime posters that would seethe at me jak posting. At least that was organic
>>60226659Where?
>>60226643>volatility is bad >what?Combined with uncertainty
>>60226642>You want to believe that somebody you voted for and support is actually decent.nobody thinks that. stupid midwit.
>>60226660>Hang Seng +3.1What the fuck?
Why shouldn't I buy when the graph looks like this?
>>60226667I WAS PROMISED A NEW DAY
>>60226677China will probably just keep doing what it did last time they got into a tariff war with Trump in 2018: reroute everything through south east asia.
>>60226623so it seems...
>>60226555Yeah, the price of food wasn't an issue.
>>60226666I knew trump would cuck, and I'm a retard. Was happy to get a dip and so was the actual /smg/
>>60226678The dump was not due to tariffs; their EV had a fatal crash on autopilot.
I'm a Chinese-American with a portfolio that is 100% leveraged US equities. God clearly sent Trump to punish me for my sins.
>>60226541Everyone was talking about the price of food in general. Eggs was just a way to downplay it and make everyone look ridiculous since it sounds silly (lowest price raise up to the chicken culling).
>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT TALK ABOUT ORANGE REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT
>>60226699Konnichiwa bro, can you hook me up with a shen yun dancer? They're so docile and tight
>>60226696That's the real deal here. Politics may lead to market shifts but the discussion here should be how to take advantage of it, not complain all day.
SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL
>>60226697Some idiot crashes a car and I get a 25% discount on my cute Chinese stocks? Is this what stock trading is like? I should have started earlier. Better late than never I guess.
>bears get blown the fuck out in a massive rebound rally not seen since the covid crash>check /smg/ next morning>bears already planning their next shortsI don't get it. Why do so many retail investors have this weird obsession with shorting the market? Even in the rare cases where you do get lucky and get it right, you still don't make more money than the people who just buy the dip and go long.
>>60226731I think one of the bobos committed suicide yesterday.
>>60226731I'm trans btw if that matters. ID changed because I'm on my phone.Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Z Fold6
>>60226731well its what happens on the market and they tend to be cheap. for me this shit is probably over as i did something really retarded but honestly even if i didn't do it i would still have been fucked. i miss the times when there used to be useful advice here
>>60226751Post butthole
So some Japanese hedgefund was on 60x leveraged long bonds and got liquidated. That's why yields spiked
>>60226749not me but probably moving to some abandoned place soon and making gains by collecting empty cans
>>60226731You get to feel like you beat the system
>>60226766Remember when hedge funds hedged?
I know casinos less rigged than the stock market right now. Hope the rest of you figured the same and just stayed out of it now or earlier. Trump insiders have guaranteed returns while everyone else is given literally the wrong information on the daily (and the right info ONCE this week).
>>60226779They gigalong now
>>60226780>yesterday: we totally won't negotiate, not even 0 tariff deals, Vietnam can get fucked>today: we're open to doing deals with nearly everyoneIt's too bad there's no penalty for lying, not even reputational damage.
>>60226780kek yeah i remember putting a coin in the slot machine any many more came out. i was 80% in the green yesterday only to have this rugpull wipe out the whole account. should have seen it coming but what can you do.. i should have killed myself decades ago
>>60226722They are part of an insane cult. The average Chinese girl is already pretty crazy. Imagine the ones that get caught up in cults.
>>60226771But why would you even want to beat a system that is literally designed to always go up and make you money in the long run? I mean, it's one thing to short Palantir at 600 P/E, of course sometimes shorting certain stocks that are insanely overvalued can be a worthwhile gamble, but it's an entirely different story when you short the fucking S&P500 or Nasdaq and bet against indexes that have consistently gone from ATH to new ATH over the last century.
>>60226810I want to do more than imagine.
>>60226816For quasi-political reasons, everyone distrusts almost every institution and sees collapse around every corner and all that
So did trump basically say today that if a country can manipulate out bond market enough we will cancel tariffs? Looking at the US and China's bond markets yesterday looks as if both countries had a fire sale on eachother to see who could last the longest.
>>60226816because I don't want 8% YOY growthI want to be so filthy rich my jowls reach my asshole
>>60226663>At least that was organiccould say the same with most of the site desu.>>60226731it's overvalued
>>60226766where did you hear this?
all this tarriff nonsense just to strongarm countries into buying us bonds and kick the debt problem bucket down the street sheeeshtoo bad noone gonna bite
>>60226780You just need to tune out the noise and look at the actual facts. Never in history has it been a bad time to buy stocks when the VIX was at 40+ and investor sentiment had been bearish 6 weeks straight. You also need to stop being so afraid of missing the perfect bottom and just start to DCA.
>>60226474A true patriot, trader, and fren.>>60226476>>60226496>>60226516go sit on a bad dragon dildo
>>60226731>not shorting the biggest pump in 24 yearsNGMI
Predictions today? I'm assume europe gonna pump at its catching up with the tarrif news USA? Crab maybe?
>>60226855>/smg/ shorting the bottom>againnever change
>>60225366>orange jew sucks cockthis and sucks anus.
>>60226860The bottom was 12% ago anon
>>60226860You might see a bottom in six months.
>>60226731Gambling addiction is no joke
>>60226840You would get way more than 8% if you buy dips like this though. The 8% number for the S&P is the average if you buy once and then just hold through all the crashes without ever buying again. People who bought the covid crash had like a 70% return or some shit, which is an absolutely ridiculous yield for a safe index like the S&P.
>>60226167They were taught from birth they are the best in the world and now they have a president who appeals to that.
Market volume compared to 2022 is still way low interestingly
>>60226874But that's what I don't understand. Imagine a casino where you had a special roulette table and instead of black and red, you had green and red. Green has a 90% chance to make you money, red has a 10% chance to make you money. They both pay out the same exact amount if you win. Yet there exists a group of dedicated gamblers who always bet on red and keep betting on red, loss after loss and they could change their bets to green at any time, without any extra effort on their part.
>>60226891Only retail is buyingInstitutions are on the sidelines
>>60226332Thanks for the refresher on pivot points, market wizard.
>>60226891smart money has slowly been leaving the market since 2023
>trump won
>>60226907t. Buffet
something big will happen in juneyou've been warnedscreencap this
>>60226751>Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Z Fold6Phones don't do that here or outside of default email apps. What would you being trans have anything to do with that post. You're a fucking weirdo, YWNBAW, go back to /bant/
>>60226894Greenfags are reddit
>>60226919Gura streaming?
>>60226871Are you a naughty bottomboy?
>>60226919please be more specific wise mystic
So I did get some stock when Trump told us to, is Trump also going to tell me when to sell?
>>60226925you're the one flirting with and negging a tranny
>>60226840Open a business.Win the lottery.Inherit your parents' wealth.Asshole.
>>60226939>>60226939>>60226939Baked
>>60226925fell for comically obvious bait award
>called my friend a retard for being your stereotypical "trust the plan" type and instead listened to redditors on here screaming blumpfWhat a fool I was. I'm so sorry bro.
>>60226968never listen to redditors. never again
>>60226942No I'm not, whatever brought you to that interpretation is proof of your brainrot. Or do you just like defending troons? Yawn
>>60226956All your LQ posts are troon like too. Superficial nonsense
>>60226894i mean gold beat s&p in 2024. if you're just gonna long green why even go stocks
dat pump.wen dump?
>>60226474What is it with Americans and trying to fuck over China? Just let them be and focus on your own country instead of trying to kneecap others
>>60227215China have been close to economic warfare for a while, flooding markets with government subsidised goods and destroying industries. Countries haven't cared too much because up until recently it was mostly low quality plastic tat and Solar panels but when they moved into cars and massively undercut EU and US manufacturers it spooked them.
>>60227257reincarnation is the only hope for you
>>60226908what happens if u sold here???
