Market smells edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60226939
>>60229026sniff sniff
This exact pattern just happened at the same exact time in 3 completely unrelated stocks. What is this?
And then YOU buy a portion of this company.And then it's YOU we blame for pizzagate.
No portfolio tourists get the fuck out
buy and hold forever- jack buffet
BRING SLEEP JOE BACK!!! I CANT TAKE THIS MARKET! ITS FULL OF COKE ADDICTS WHO KNOWS THERES WONT BE NO PERSECUTION FOR MARKET MANIPULATION! IMPEACH CROOKED DONNIE NOW!!!!
Is this bullish or bearish? I know it's gonna benefit only his cronies while hurting miggers (as always), but what does it mean for the market?
>you didn't really think you could get rid of me that easily, huh mumu?
>shorted the bottom>longed the topShould I kms
get out before the euphoria wears offthe world is still pissed
>>60229036hedgies offloading gainz
>>60229063yea lets do it together fren
Hes gonna roll back tariffs on china in market hours sometime this month isnt he? Watch out for insider call sweeps
Imagine how much fucking money bocchi could make if she playing guitar in a bikini on youtube
fuck i thought this bear market was supposed to be over...>>60229036cpi probably?
Futures trading back to pre pump and pre tariff panic levels, not going down further = fear
>>60229063Learn to save, diversify and DCA you stupid nigger
>>60229021
>>60229036premarket is low volume, so spreads can be pretty unwieldy, especially when you have the crazy amount of open interest in options going both directions on a lot of big names
Ayyy bobos, whats da big ideaa
>>60229080Euphoria over nothing, most of the tariffs are still on, the rest postponed
>>60229026How's the CPI?
>>60229026wuts with the obsession of depicting children in potentially compromised positions?
>>60229106pedophilia
>>60229097Bullish, inflation is a bit down, but who cares when you have tariffs.
>inherited a hot but decent economy>immediately pumps it full with inflationary factors and massive uncertaintySo cool
>Didn't sell into the dip>Didn't buy into the dipAny buy and hold long term investors in? Only thing I've dumped recently is GE Aerospace.
>>60229097dropped by 0.1%
how does one navigate this art of the deal market? feels like things could spiral out of control to the downside or even retard pump
>>60229118>CPI increased with 0,71 points stupid nigger
>>60229120At this point it's slots-tier gambling; the market is being pumped by lunatics and a single tweet can completely change its course. Better to sit it out unless you're truly comfortable losing everything.
>>60229120You literally have to think like a desperate retard.
>>60229120I fucked up the timing, but my play was short-dated OTM calls, and looooong dated near the money puts.Conventional wisdom is saying hold cash, look for entry points on stocks you’ve always wanted to own that you got priced out of. For me that’s Nvidia, Apple, Texas Instruments, and possibly Netflix or Costco. Also I’m gonna invest in some other non-consumer tech that’s not as heavily impacted by trade.
>>60229127shit, am i reading the wrong thing? It says -0.1% here:https://www.bls.gov/cpi/>>60229120after yesterday's mega-pump and the fuckery going-on with T-bills and bonds, i am thoroughly spooked too.
>>60229116Sold my apple to buy Microsoft, bigger dividends and more likely to survive these retarded times
Casino is opened in 22 minutes.Who will win, bobos or mumus
>>60229153Premarket not looking good
>>60229059bullish if it includes corporate tax cuts, since that means better earnings reports
>>60229120https://magic-8ball.com/
>>60229153Feels like it is gonna crab for half the day until some retard tweet tosses it one way or another.
>>60229120Buy things that are on sale, I'm looking for good deals but IMO most of the market is STILL overvalued even at the sale price we got.>>60229150I think apple is weird, they basically have a monopoly on high end phones, I know I certainly won't be switching from the iPhone any time soon and will give my $1500 for the next one when mine dies, BUT I think they really only have one product, and are really at risk of a chinese alternative developing. It isn't THAT hard to make a phone OS, and china could eat the third and second world markets overnight if tim apple isn't careful.
>>60229142I'm really interested in NVDA too, but i'm not sure how many i should get and when
>>60229153Probsbly a crab/slightly red day. If bobo has puts that are reporting today or tomorrow, they’ll get fucked (I’m that bobo, it’s over).Ironically if Trump wasn’t a moron, we would be pumping to new ATH on the CPI news. Right now every analyst agrees that earnings, inflation, hell even rates aren’t as important as these tariffs. Also dollar is weak af which is bearish.
Does trump realize he's basically created a market where instead of looking for opportunities for growth people are just gonna be prepping for whatever retarded decision he decides to make that day? He's made the market more risky for investment
Yeah hes gonna lift china tariffs mid-day this week
is there any stock that's really safe and guaranteed to always go up even when there's an economic crisis? a state owned company maybe?
>>60229153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW17jtkjvvg
>insider trading is bad because...................................... IT JUST IS OKAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!You are only mad because you didn't listen
>>60229179VIX
>>60229112it's disgusting gents
>>60229179Coca-cola was the only green stock on my entire watchlist of 50+ companies when the reciprocal tariffs were hitting. Not saying it’s a good buy, just pointing this out
>>60229188kek
>>60229153red is only beginning
>>60229160But then it also means higher inflation, doesn't it? And so there will be less of a chance to start up the money printer.
>>60229161Bear market confirmed.
>>60229165You should get some last Tuesday afternoon
>>60229175You are most likely right, we will probably have to endure the crab for a bit. I'm a bit bearish myself, but i think there is long term money to be made from that whole situation.
>>60229190what are your bearish market issues?Dollar stores/dollar gen were great counter current stonks that do alright in normal markets and great in panic periods
>NEW DELHI, April 10 (Reuters) - Tech giant Apple chartered cargo flights to ferry 600 tons of iPhones, or as many as 1.5 million, to the United States from India, after it stepped up production there in an effort to beat President Donald Trump's tariffs, sources told Reuters.Is this bullish?
>>60229153Thinking a small drop followed by a steady day so long as the orange man keeps his mouth shut.
>>60229120
>>60229149>seasonally adjustedBoring
>>60229120 The only thing Trump craves above everything else is attention. Just keep that in mind.
>>60229210Even if it is cheaper than the tariffs it is still a net negative so if this is bullish then people are retarded.
>>60229210Bearish for iPhone 17
>>60229116i wanted to buy the dip but i had no cash so i only bought like $750 of the shit and piss 500
>>60229026I'm all in on EU defence stocks. How screwed am I?
>>60229190What was the rationale you think? A diversified supply chain with local bottling plants everywhere? I notice even my coke in canada is bottled in Canada which is rare for pop.>>60229195I think inflation is only really a risk if tariffs stick, tax cuts aren't as inflationary as cash handouts because the rich spend less proportionally. Which ironically is why it isn't very good for stimulus but everything the current admin does is just a handout to the rich.>>60229189Anime website>>60229210They have a summer launch cadence right? Probably means they will have the buffer to not raise prices too much. I wonder if this means they will decouple US pricing from global pricing which they have hesitated to do in the past.
>>60229056>tourists discovering the market is manipulatedAlways has been
It has to fall today, can't be any other way
>>602291201. Keep an eye on Trump's twitter 2. Buy when economy crashes3. Sell when he executes the forbidden "Arts of the Deal"
>>60229238>>60229153
Crustecans are the superior lifeform
>>60229240Truth social
>>60229115>inflation expectations going up>no recessionary data yet>stock market didn't collapseBros I'm actually starting to think Jpow will not cut.
>>60229246The market is still down 7-8% YTD
These threads are noticeably slower than the threads from yesterday.. I wonder how many bears we lost in that gigapump yesterday
>>60229259IT'S NOT ENOUGHMOOOORE
>>60229026I'd stuff my face deep in there and *SNNNNIIIFFFFFFF*
nothing changed other than 90 days extension which we'll then circle back to where we are nowuncertainty and disrupted supply chain is still in place, consumer costs will go upthe so called "70 countries" on their knees are all full of poorfag countries, they can't offer anything substantialchina/england/australia/canada/eu isn't even included in the list, any list without them is a joke talking pointthis is just a desperate shakedown before everything goes tits upeuphoria won't last, longterm outlook remains grim
>>60229231All in is dumb, but Euros would still invest in defence even if Trump flip flopped on his Ukraine - Russia dealings.
>>60229256there's a reason trump is trying to get the supreme court to let him fire him
>>60229266Basically anyone with Friday puts(I’m still holding mine for next Thursday)
>>60229266Only the Crabs will survive.
what would happen if every employee in a company owned a stock and had the rights to vote for decisions?
>>60229271I'm 90% trump will blink on NAFTA and sign basically the same deal again with Canada and Mexico, the supply chains are too integrated. I could see him also signing an EU free trade deal and calling it a big win.Depends if he can spin it as a coalition against china.
>>60229266i'm a bear watching from the side lines when it happened. I could only imagine the rage.
>>60229281Huawei is like that
Who's ready for the crab?
>>60229281They'd probably only own 1 share each while the CEO and Blackrock still own 80% of the company
I can't take it, I just went all in. Wish me luck
>>60229295bro felt the call of the void and decided to jump, godspeed anon
>>60229271>china/england/australia/canada/eu isn't even included in the list, any list without them is a joke talking pointwait, they aren't on the postponement list? why are they postponing their own response then? the fuck?
>>60229295>"He bought?"
>>60229295on what friend
didn't know redditors were this based
>>60229294what if you make it illegal for them to sell the stocks? instead of wages they get dividends>>60229288theyre not very democratic are they
>>60229153Green 100% today, yesterday was the start of Trump doing a 'good news' blitz, I don't know what it'll be today but I expect it in the afternoonI expect we'll get China folding and Ukraine/Russia ceasefire within a week
>>60229281Itd be socialism.
>>60229180Great music taste crab-kun
>>60229195Inflation would come from tariffs like the other anon said, corps and the rich are also notoriously stingy with consumption and won't affect inflation much in that regard (and the cuts on the middle+lower class might as well not exist for how little it saves them)
>>60229281I’ve been a part of ESOPs before and they’re a massive fucking scam. Generally the company has them in lieu of a 401k and there’s 0 transparency about basically anything. Also the company I worked for wouldn’t even let me use it because I was “temp” (almost 80% of the company was “temp” people who had worked there for over a year)
>>60229233is /biz/ not CP
>>60229281That's just called a cooperative anon.There are a couple of successful examples but most of them aren't, because guess what you really need the managerial knowhow at the helm.
>>60229316>China foldingJust today the almighty Xi announced that they won't break under this pressure, and that it's in fact trump who doesn't know how to approach this negotiation as equals. Which is plausible given the team of retards he has and his ego.>Ukraine/Russia ceasefire within a weekLol, lmao even.
>>60229233That’s my guess, yeah. It’s like 90% corn syrup (sugar in some countries) and water that’s produced nearby, or imported from and into countries that aren’t USA.
>>60229325picrealted.watch tariffs stay and CPI trending down anyhow.
is there not a fucking definitive list on what the current tariffs are? It's all just he said she said? jesus
>>60229295https://youtu.be/8ggqu9cqZOo?si=wrh1PhO0450rwGkf
I AM FAALLINNNN
uh oh stinky
>>60229313CEOs vote to dilute the stock then pay themselves a bonus in more stock
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>60229343is perlexity the "best" "AI" for live searches?
Lutnick was on Fast Money yesterday. I couldn't watch him talk for more than a minute, dude is a complete clown and full of shit. They're so cooked if these are the guys spearheading this thing
>>60229316China has been spending the last week finding new buyers for everything the US isn't gonna buy. They're fine. All this is doing is strengthening their position as the manufacturer of the world since they're about to flood all markets with discounted goods and materials.
>>60229351>>60229351kekfuckin WALTERALTERagain
>>60229351Kyle Bass is right for once
>>60229361I find it is.
>>60229343>is there not a fucking definitive list on what the current tariffs are?Everyone but China is set at 10% and postponed 90 days.Canada and Mexico tariffs still 25% but postponed.China, auto and steel tariffs are in place as of right now. Which is kind of a big deal? Market still on hopium imho.
>>60229351>and this is why recessions are a good thing>losing is winningART OF THE DEAL
RED
>>60229036Misprint or dark pools. Latter is more likely, based on volume there.
>JPM 60% recession>ackshully it's 40%>no wait wait it's 80% nowlol
Oh fugg
>>60229378...or in other words:>they don't know shit
>IT'S PUMPING>IT'S DUMPING>IT'S PUMPING AGAINhere is to your win, MIGAs
SELLLLLLLLL SELL REDDIT SELLLLLL
>>60229376not enough red
WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT DUMPING
>GLD opens at athgoldbros winning
>everybody woke up and realized 100% China tariffs are still awful
>>60229361Dunno man but it's good and it's free. Being autistic about "best" for what probably amounts to a <1% difference in performance is not for me >>60229370the only official source I can find is the Truth Social post which specifies "countries that didn't retaliate" is that just China then? Mex and Can aside
>>60229378Market watchers will be schizophrenic when the market is controlled by a schizophrenic
>All my gains from yesterday are already erasedWhy?
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
>>60229351>preemptive damage controlSo recession confirmed? Gotcha.
>>60229281Boomers did in the 80s watch the movie Wall Street to see what happened
>>60229370But the EU retaliated
>>60229351but this flip-flopping doesn't do anything, you are getting all the drawbacks of tariffs without achieving any of the benefits
>>60229401>Dunno man but it's good and it's free. Being autistic about "best" for what probably amounts to a <1% difference in performance is not for meWell. You'd think that Google would be far ahead of everybody else given that they have the monopoly on search...
mumu FINALLY clued in that the tariffs are still happening, I see
>>60229419nah it's delayed too
>>60229407Because you're retarded and didn't take gains yesterday
underlying circumstances hasn't changedthe only thing that changed is euphoria wearing offdiaper don is still in charge, world doesn't like himred red red
>>60229401>the only official source I can find is the Truth Social post which specifies "countries that didn't retaliate" is that just China then?One of the Donnie handlers said that during the press briefing they gave yesterday (the one where he finds out the EU had imposed retaliatory tariffs).But there's no official list published, afaik, it's a clownshow.
>>60229419he just really hates China m8
>>60229407Why did you not sell at the top of that euphoria pump
>>60229424If there's one search engine you can discount these days it is Google
So when does trump open his mouth and pump the market
>>60229422>LE ART OF LE DEAL!
>It is another crab day
what's this sissy volume
>>60229429But that’s why that anon is confused by the messaging.Also their tariffs on us aren’t delayed are they?
>Drumpf turned the stock market into memestock statusIncredible.
Are we back?
>>60229443And imagine it being like this for months...
>>60229318i've been thinking about this for a while. such institutions will be more like a feudal clan than socialism since they are exclusive and people would want to work for themselves, not the common good. so a trade union for one company only serves its workers and not the whole society. therefore a yugoslav-esque economy(workers self government) would be capitalism not socialism-on the other hand, if a government owns all enterprises then workers wouldn't be able to say much say on policies, because otherwise decision making would be impossible. if only the head of state dictate policies that would mean the whole country is a giant corporation-capitalismso therefore my conclusion is socialism is logically impossible. thank you for reading to my ted talk
>>60229422The flip-flopping still does quite a bit of damage because this whole shitshow makes America look schizo and the last thing that markets like is an unreliable partner who says one thing in one hour and something completely different in the next hour.
>>60229439That was 2016 don, These days it's like 60/40 if it dumps or pumps based on his tweets
>>60229443Nigga we literally barting
>>60229398And then they realized it's actually 125% and they went back to pumping.
So the US market is just like the china market now, completely on the whim of one man and barely based on fundamentals at all?Won't this result in a long term slide and distrust similar to china where people constantly take any gains they can and put them in safer assets because of political uncertainty?I'm not very smart but isn't this cult of personality uncertainty bad for the markets?
>>60229454oh I see, Trump apparently didn't know, possibly just didn't actually want a suicidal two front war
yessssss go downnnn
>I am superior
The bulls are back where they belong.
My puts are up to 8 cents from nothing but there’s 0 volume because it’s just 100 people trying to get cheapies at 3 cents and 200 guys not budging on 13 lol
>>60229454No, EU gets the 10% universal tariff while they discuss a new deal.
>>60229309go back then you dumb nigger
>>60229468Yes but the maga cultist are just gonna say you lost tranny and to cope and seethe
>>60229460Syndicalism is a thing in socialism.
What is this pattern called?
>>60229468Pretty much. I honestly think part of this entire thing is Trump just flexing how much power he has over the markets and he likely won't stop. People are just going to get sick of the game and punch out until the markets are more stable which it won't be for his presidency.
nooo the line is going down... MAKE IT GO BACK UP
>>60229492you sound mad
>>60229507a W
>>60229507The Shitcoin Shuffle
>>60229507this will create jobs-art of the deal
>>60229507upside down mcdonalds
>>60229460>what is syndicalism>what is democratic centralismAnon you should probably read up more on the concept of trade unions and democratic workforces
>>60229507>>60229521>hold these bags as I catch a W
>>60229318is socialism that bad?
>people remembering the tariffs are still on (just not as cataclysmic)wow, who could have seen this coming? so when is Trump going to fully cuck and make this a massively fat green dildo?
>>60229468Yes but long term it's still decades away. There's nothing anyone can do to reduce their dependence on the US market and whoever gets elected president.
>>60229295Oof its over for you, pal
I got greedy and didn't sell yesterday.
>>60229468Yup, at least chink stocks are cheaper. Selling US and buying Chinese instead. I would put more into europe and japan, but I'm still greedy for bigger gains.
>>60229514>>60229495Where do you think ultimate stability in the markets is? Europe seems a bit weak because of russian threats.Is anywhere even that stable right now? England?
>>60229443check again, we're forming a bear trap
>almost -3.5% from yesterday's closewhat do we make of this? I think it's a correction to yesterday's over-correction before we start a slow, drawn-out downwards crab.
kek baggies
>>60229534No one here is intelligent or patient enough to have a serious conversation about that anon.
>>60229521>Biden set the market to M for Mini, when it should have been set to W for Wumbo
what compels someone to save an image like that
someone help him
You guys sold yesterday, right?
>>60229507Reversed MAGA.
>>60229468The pump yesterday was based on fundamentals. We've had a huge sell-off due to the retaliatory tariffs and investors have been waiting all week for literally any excuse to buy at these prices
One of my friends fell for the femboy psyop, and started sexing femboys..what ticker should i buy for this?
>>60229507a REALLY bouncy dead cat
Trust the plan, universal tariffs will be lowered to 9% before the day is over.
>>60229407because mine were erased yesterday. your turn now.
>>60229562>I JUST SLURPED UP MORE SOXL
>>60229507The judaism special
a good start but we need to go deeper
>>60229534>>60229553neolib/socdem board, faggot. get out
>>60229567Your friend is a fag
>>60229545We just had the most obvious manipulated dead cat bounce of all time yesterday and you’re gonna call this a bear trap? Lmfao maybe if they’re getting Friday puts, but it’s all down from here
>>60229506>>60229532Look up demutualization
>>60229571>universal tariffs will be lowered to 9%kek. that will make this close positive. that's the fucked up thing.
>>60229534theres nothing that bars you from you taking a rock as payment, people are allowed to not accept it but youre still allowed to pay with rocks
>>60229507fuck-your-puts-and-fuck-your-calls market
>>60229546Its euphoria wearing off. Also this pattern starting.
>>60229536
>>60229266So many people (me included) cashed out yesterday from slurping. I'm kicking back rubbing my belly from my delicious slurp>>60229507Retards who didn't sell yesterday
Only down 900 points. Might as well go back to sleep. What a pathetic dump.
>>60229567YIN, as it is the embodiment of feminine and passive energy.
>>60229579Kind of proving my point >>60229582I know what demutualization is but what does that have to do with not knowing about syndicalism? I’m not even a syndicalist
>>60229074he won't because he owned the libs (aka commies) and china bad anywaybeing serious and realistic: yes, they will, or at least they will reduce tariffs on china drastically once reality hits
>>60229560>Devs are there any updates? Why are my bags not pumping? pls respond
>>60229507
TRUMP, SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE PLEASE. TELL PEOPLE TO BUY AGAIN THEY'LL BELIEVE YOU THIS TIME
Watch trump go "YOU KNOW CHYNA DIDN'T RETALIATE AGAIN, YES THIS MEANS THEY FEAR AND RESPECT ME VERY MUCH AND TO SHOW GOODWILL I WILL LOWER THE CHYNA TARIFFS TO MATCH THEIR LEVEL AT 84%. ART OF THE DEAL!"
>>60229507the maga shake
>he didn't realize yesterday was overbought as hell and high on hopium
>>60229537Are you one of the recent tourists who don't actually invest at all and are just here to bitch about Trump? What kind of investor doesn't want volatile markets? The more volatile the market, the more money is to be made. Volatility = opportunity. Nobody but crusty ass boomers who are a year away from retirement want a predictable, steady and uneventful market.
>>60229507The buy-sell-buy-sell-buy pattern.
>>60229607WH is cooking bros, trust the plan fr fr.
>>60229608cute
Buy or sell signal lads?
>>60229517i am mad, that there are redditors in my /smg/. go back
>open with extremely bad news>panic ensues>pull back and make the extremely bad news just very bad news>retards go all inthis won't end well
>12 MINUTES UNTIL V SHAPED RECOVERY
why do people get aroused by poop?
>mfw I sold yesterday just before close
>>60229579socialism can be lib?>socdemarent those socialist-democrats?real questions
>>60229611I'VE GOTTEN SO MANY PHONE CALLS!!!!
>>60229281You know that employees are fucking retarded right? Why would you want them in charge of making any important decision?
>>60229631why do you get aroused by boobs/ass/pits/feet?
>DJT is still pumping
>>60229630Why?
>>60229631BECAUSE THEY ARE MENTALLY ILL FAGGOTS
*taps the sign*
>>60229635height of euphoria was like 2-3 hours before close people were already leaving
How long will it take for trade deals to start getting announced?
>>60229647Because they're all based
>>60229636mfw I slurped on Monday AND cashed out yesterday
just bought NVDA calls and SPX putswhat am i in for?
>>60229645especially minorities!
>>60229636The only people confused as to what a social democrat is are are americans
>>60229636Socialists are anti-free market so they're not libSoc-dem is social democrats
>>60229647>boobsSoft and life giving and change shape and size in tune with a woman’s hormonal cycle>assNot a hole guy but the cheeks are soft and sultry>pitsNot into pits>feetNot into feet
>>60229657next week
>entire market hinges on what one retard tweets outOf course it's fucking volatile right now. I wouldn't want to hold on for shit.
do you guys have a bloomberg waifu> rawr :3
>>60229657It's not going to be quick. I think some negotiations are slotted for next week, but we have already seen Trump's stance. He wants everything and then some so no nation is going to agree to that.
trump could just say "GOOD TIME TO BUY" with zero news and it would gigapump because of yesterday
>>60229636You mean the market correction. S&P never went below 20%, so it was not a crash.
>>60229674bet she sucks mean dick
Before all this volatility, HOW much did you used to make daily on average?
>>60229657probably never at this rate. Trump will have to fully cuck or you're going to see inflation. I think it's that simple sadly.I consider status quo fake deals as cucking as well.
>>60229682Kek Based
>>60229647>BoobsNice bouncy soft>AssNice bouncy soft>PitsNever got the appeal>FeetThey wave around in my face when I fuck in missionary.
>>60229682he should say good time to sell
>>60229609>>60229611I'm waiting for the new Truth Social drop lmao
>>60229665real>>60229667might be a good move to read books some day
>>60229687"close to close" it was -18.90% precisely according to tradingview
>>60229697Someone needs to convince him he’s now god of the market and to prove it by saying this
>>60229682Surely this amount of corruption and blatant manipulation must topple over eventually. Right? RIGHT?
trump will cuck in june
Refreshing Truth Social to see the new Trump TRUTH™
>>60227266Greek government bonds
>>60229661You gonna get clowned on.
>>60229694>pitsin what situatios do you usually have women exposing their armpits to you? I can only think of sexually charged scenarios
>>60229700>quoteWe are talking about the real world here anon, I like Star Trek but it isn't real.Socdem capitalism with gibs kinda works? Any type of heavily command economy doesn't.
Come on S&P 500Go down
>>60229731>STAR TREK ISN'T REALWHAT IS IT LIKE LIVING IN BUMBLE FUCK KENTUCKY?
>>60229731if you say so
I boughted... Now I guess the real crash will commence
USS enterprise just flew over my barn
>>60229351They're prepping to raise the rates, aren't they
>>60229727let's see
>>60229729I was stuck with a girl I wasn’t really that into sexually but cared about a lot emotionally for about 3 years. Had a rough breakup and started dating a chick I’m more into and it’s night and day. Women truly are beautiful.
>>60229742T MINUS 4 MINUTES
>>60229742So that was what that red candle was about.
He won't do anything with NAFTA until after the Canadian electionThe EU will take aeons to come to an agreement because they have to tard wrangle a thousand microstates China will never agree to a deal because the US wants to crush them economicallyI'm not seeing a strong short-term bull case here. I *think* the US will eventually get a deal with Canada and the EU for sure, probably mexico by next winter because they will want winter vegetables, but I think a lot of these tariffs will stay, there is NOTHING madagascar can give trump to make him think trade is "balanced"
>>60229579Can you do the world a favor and kys, redditard?
>>60229636leftists love calling themselves liberal, even though they hate freedom in all forms.
>>60229624>USA and China divorceSo Trump tariffs are like crazy ex suing for child support to fund her drug habit?
>>60229758i hate westcuck spec ops tacticool larper aesthetic with a bazillion gadgets so much it's unreal
>>60229758can't get two scoops without that vanilla
americans will really cheer for this and then wonder why their country is going to actual shit
>>60229771if you say so
>>60229773YUP! AND DADDY DON IS THE ONE STUCK PAYING ALIMONY
>>60229742it literally started a downtrend the moment you posted this kek
I truly understand the correlation of market economies and religiosity/superstition now because after my massive losses yesterday it really does feel like God punishing me for my hubris. Just got to wait and see if I’m Noah or Lot in this situation
>>60229791Truly blessed
>>60229777>Bazillion gadgets>Laser, sight, foregripThat's basic kit nowadawys
>>60229781BIGGEST TAX CUTS IN HISTORY BABY! LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!! SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP
>>60229781>cutting taxes before cutting spendingAre we looking at another Liz Truss scenario?
>>60229781Are ordinary people getting any of these tax cuts or is it just millionaires and billionaires?
Today is going to be a boring day isn't it? I really want to make a big play but I guess I should probably just sit it out.
>>60229781Wasn't this supposed to pass last night?
>>60229803DOGE already cut spending
>>60229281They do.Or I'd be running a B-corp/mutual/partnership
>>60229803spending has only increased under trumplike he said, he wants to go to a no income tax tariff only situation like McKinley
>>60229805you naive, so naive, poor little thing
>>60229805Yes
Trump has said: INFLATION IS DOWN
>>60229674This is my Swedish finance waifu
>>60229811Not really, DOGE just fucked up a lot of gov agencies but didn't cut any spending substantially. I suggest reading the Economist article about it they did a deep dive on it.
>>60229811
>>60229805your taxes are going up LOL
>>60229829old news
>>60229811USAUSAUSAUSA
>>60229590why is that bad?if you don't know how to profit from stock movement in either direction you should just stop investing and go unclog a toilet for money. just shows how retarded /biz/ is. the dow could slowly crab to 0 over the next 4 years and if that happend I'd be a billionare lol
tax cuts ain't happening lol, what kinda fantasy shit is thatmeager tariffs $$$ ain't gonna pay for all that & servicing national debt
>>60229829You can just say anything.
>>60229751We will I have a 20x leveraged short on the nasdaq myself from opening.
>>60229771whoa thats true i never thought about it like that
>>60229799nobody needs that shit, instead of wasting money on such toys they should manufacture more tanks and shells imo
>>60229829he wants to get rid of powell so badly, I can sense it in every post
>>60229815Does he ever consider that the economy would slow down to match the tariffs instead.
>>60229829>pwease pwease mister powell cut the rates I and my friends can't go on much longer without muh stimmies :(((Pathetic.
digits and trump farts out the word "sell" and it giga dumps -50%
>>60229781>the big beautiful bill
>>60229846The tax cuts are already there leftypol retard, they're just voting to extend them again.
>>60229811you can see the dent when they cancelled those 200 unused microsoft office licenses :^)
>>60229850I had that yesterday... I need ndx to drop 30% today to recover
>>60229831USAID cuts are so funny to me because left wingers hated it for being a soft power tool of imperialism and right wingers hated it for LE TROON AND FAGGOT MONEY but libs loved it. Then conservatives were saying “now we can use all that money to exert our soft power!” as if that’s not what USAID was already doing lol
>>60229742>>60229791lel
>>60229829So is this him trying to save the tech industry from all the debt it's accumulated?
>>60229805Where America is going, a man will be able able pick up an empty can of Pepsi and become a millionaire.
>>60229811>DOGE already cut spendingThose were mostly political cuts, and not actually substantiative. Unless you unironically believe that DEI was why the government was spending too much.
How bad are things going to get when powell's term is over and he replaces him with a lackey
>>60229811leftist republicans in the senate already reversed all of that with their spending bill.
>>60229861
>>60229844Where did I say it was bad?
>>60229853if he manage to do that I'll actually enter back this shitshow to short it
>>60229874Honestly I’m kind of shocked they didn’t bother touching the peace corps but those kids get poverty wages so maybe it wasn’t worth it even to them
>trump: INFLATION IS OUT!!!!!>dump beginstake this orange niggers phone away from him PLEASE
>>60229852>TanksYou meant fiberoptic drones right?
>>60229875kek
SO WHEN YOU'RE NEAR ME DARLING CAN YOU HEAR ME SOS
>>60229829Serious question, are markets gonna revolt against tax cuts at some point because the US is running $3T deficits and destabilizing its own financial system, so basically what happened to Liz Truss? Or is the USD too powerful for that?
buy some gold lol
The best part about these pump and dumps is that it's maga that immediately gets dumped on, keep buying that dip
>>60229869this reminds me when people talk about debloating windows 10/11 by removing a couple preinstalled programs lmao
>>60229846rich capital owners will still get tax cuts>ain't gonna pay for all that & servicing national debtwell, that's not the objective. capital accumulation is
>>60229892What is his endgame?
>>60229914THANK YOU, I WILL
Just a reminder that the only way to "win" in this market is to refuse to buy into it at allThis clown show is too unpredictable for anyone without insider information to reliably profit from
>>60229914i wonder how many patriots bought in after the pump only to get dumped on today
>>60229911I did on Monday. This week is a rollercoaster but I don't keep track all day long to buy and sell. This includes bonds.
The market erasing all of yesterday's gains would be seriously funny and based as fuck. I beg kek and the chaos gods of the universe to make it so. PRAISE KEK. There can be no making of money, only chaos and the reeeeing of the people
>>60229460bro just learn accounting. Socialism is a single line item refutation.Marx- lul imagine dividing equity by 0 goyimdumb white chicks wow so that makes infinity right?
>>60229914Are you retarded? Every single person who is invested in the stock market "gets dumped on" when the market goes down. Not that this is a big deal anyway, just buy the dip, don't sell and don't short the market and you have nothing to worry about.
>>60229914>>60229942Get lost on your way to Reddit, kids?
Can you imagine how many maga retards are gonna buy in the next time trump says now is a good time to buy, only for there to be a massive sell off?
>>60229933shit on his own legs probably
>>60229905drones won't do jack shit in a manoeuvre warfare and pure strength of numbers, both side are stuck in ukraine because they're too pussy to conscript everyone and force women to pump tanks and missiles infactories like the good ol' days
>>60229956socialism is different than communism?
>>60229964Yeah and I ended up the same place where you left your money, thanks
>>60229917I think the most absurd cuts were to NPS. Our parks provide a shit ton of tourism money and are basically the only thing keeping rural towns in Arizona, Wyoming, etc alive, and the rangers don’t even make that much. Also even though a lot of the offers were extended again most people didn’t want to take them because of the first wave of rescinded offers since working for a park involves moving there and nobody wanted to get caught in that again.
>>60229892These fuckers are nasty
>>60229963>EVERY SINGLE PESON GETS DUMPED ONUHM SWEETY, I BELIEVE BOBOS ARE FEASTING RIGHT NOW
-While #China remains open to #talks, any talks must be based on mutual respect and conducted on equal footing.-If the #US is bent on waging a trade war, China will #fight to the end.-Pressure, threats and blackmail are not the right way to deal with China. We hope that the two countries will meet each other halfway and work towards resolving differences through dialogue and consultation, guided by the principles of mutual respect, peaceful coexistence and win-win cooperation--Chinese Ministry of CommerceWho holds the cards?
>>60229956you know who else had accounting? hitler
>>60229964Please save us boomer-sama we need a new Truth right now! It's all computer I'm losing it right now!Tue Truthers unite!
>>60229965We don't have to imagine. Just look at TRUMP coin. It's down 90% from it's peak.
>>60229942Are we seriously at the point now where you retards have politicized fucking investing to where leftoids have taken the side of the bears and being a bull is now associated with being a Trump supporter?
'ere we go buckle up buckaroo
>>60229980think about the trannies tho
>>60229945it would be funny but you gotta clean up your language pal
>>60229976Socialism is the transition phase between capitalism and communism, according to marxist theory
seems like I was right yesterday and everyone just kind of forgot that embargoing china and tariffing everyone else 10% is still very bad for the economy.
>>60229956Don't bring back my PTSD from college accounting and business. So many of the tree huggers tried to find fudge the numbers not understanding money doesn't just disappear or appear.
>>60230000yes :( what a sad day!
>>60229991The US.
>>60229991China literally tanked covid and didn't give a shit.
>>60230001Hmm, perhaps Mr Snibs got off his from his wild ride.
Bear trap before golden bull run
>>60230000checked
>>60229990You mean the handful of Bobos who weren't liquidated yesterday?
>>60229991it's not about who has the cardsit's about who will blink firsti think china can stomach more pain than the american public and the administration
>>60230000Yeah maybe I was a bit rash, desu i'm mostly focused on Tesla so that's why I said that
>>60229976Socialism is much older than communism and was the preferred term of utopian projects, governments “working towards communism,” and social democracy movements attempting to make electoral gains. The uniting goal is anti-capitalism or at the very least the desire for an alternative system within the capitalist superstructure.Communism is generally a dream of a classless society to be achieved at a later date, something to strive toward but not brag about too soon. Importantly, ideological communists may work within a socialist system but many socialists are not communists.
>>60229976how would you reflect that clearly very important difference on the balance sheet and incomestatement?
>>60229991Obviously based Xi. He's been an autocrat for far longer than Trump and knows how to navigate such chimpouts gracefully. I think Trump is just gonna destroy himself without Xi actually doing anything.
>>60229914this place really is infested with reddit poorfags now
>>60230027trump already blinked once
>>60230009or maybe we can just not listen to an old, dead communist and just stay in socialist mode because it's just better for anyone that isn't extravagantly rich (trillionaires and oligarchs)
>>60230016Lol. At the end of the day China can murder suicide the US at any moment
>>60230000you must be new
>>60230026YOU MEAN ME? BOBO'S SOLD MAJOR PROFITS ON MONDAY, AND BOUGHT CALLS TO HEDGE THEIR POSITIONS. MAKE BOKOO BUCKS OCKING IN PROFITS FROM CALLS; HOLDING PUTS THAT ARE NOW BACK TO TUESDAY LEVELS.
>>60229964Why all the non-white reddit zoomies have to come here I don't get.
>>60229880Buddy look at debt-to-gdp computer
>>60230039>Pls like daddy trump.... OR YOU ARE REDDIT!!!!
>Dow -2.3% alreadyalright, you had your turn. now the fun begins
>>60230039Red it? SELL SELL SELL
>>60230027You don't consider what Trump did yesterday a blink?
>>60230047>>60230038See >>60230056leave. You are not American. You are not white.Just GTFO
>GLOBAL>RECESSIONARY>DEFLATE
>>60230063PAPA POWELL, DADDY DON,>FUCK JANET YELLEN AND THAT MISERABLE CUNT BIDEN
>>60230003There are actually a decent amount of fags in NPS but mostly because it attracts hippie types. I’ve actually wanted to be a ranger for a long time but the application process is a nightmare and you gotta be prepared to hear nothing for 3 months then get an auto reject email. One of my friends was a ranger but in Yellowstone where there’s massive demand for seasonal work.Oh yeah, that was the other funny thing about the NPS cuts. Almost all these guys are seasonal and won’t be a “drain” for the rest of their careers lol.
>>60230063youre reddit for being partisan at all and clearly seething at the cheeto no matter what the line does. i guarantee you are at or below 5 figures and came to this general after 2023
>>60230074Art of the Deal
What app do you use to trade?
>>60230043More than once IIRC. He kicked the tariff can down the road 30 days once, and he just did it again yesterday. He'd never want to be known as the president that fucked up the economy, especially in the lead up to midterms.
KEK SOXL BAGGIES
>>60230045I live in a social democracy and it's absolutely terrible for anyone who is upper middle class. Most western european nations don't tax the rich all that much, it's everyone with an income of 60-100k€ annually who gets taxed to hell and back and that's not really that much money.
>>60230076Migger, that's exactly why we should stay. Your kind is harmful not only to the US, but to the entire world, so there has to be someone to pull you off that copium inhaler.
>>60230076Nah, I’m good cuh.
>>60230107Spain?
>>60230102>I BOUGHT CALLS ON THE DIP>HE DIDN'TWATCH AS WE RECOVER 24% AND THEN RIP EVEN MORE WHEN DADDY DON SIGNS THAT GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL
>>60230100nigga its a couple months after the elections. if now is the lead up to the midterms when is not the lead up to the midterms
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>>60230078Snider was right the entire time
>>60229991Both need each other
>>60230129america has been in perpetual campaign mode since at least 2016
>>60230081Forest Service, BLM, and F&W are almost the same thing as NPS, they just not as prestigious as NPS is. Keep in mind the more "fun" a job position is with the environment and animals, the more fighting and outright volunteers there is for it.I have much more information on this but gonna stop here because of topic.
>>60230027the chinks will stomach the pain or get taimanin squared
>>60230107But are you living really bad or you don't have an idea at what a bad life is but just bitch because you want more and more and more? Because I'm living in the most taxed country there's and honestly it's comfy. Sure, they take a lot of money, but I don't really care because my quality of life is good. My dad is always saying the same shit that you do but he have a Porsche, a house with a pool and a shit ton of investments that make money while doing nothing. Greed is bad, anon. Making money is good but you have to know when it's enough.
>>60230129It's literally always campaign season in the US, weird af.
>>60230084cheeto is the one directly moving the line now retard, he's completely destroyed Americas free market system so criticizing him on the way the line moves is 100% justified.
>>60229917they should just move to linux already. Mint would probably be best.
>>60229750>raise the rateshahaha no
>>60230074No. What happened was him revealing which part of the first assault was a diversion and what was the real speartip.
>>60230229>he's completely destroyed Americas free market system so criticizing him on the way the line moves is 100% justified.helloooooo reddit!
>>60230375I can't think of anything more reddit then avoiding justified criticism by posting stupide memes.
>>60229750Raising the rates will only happen if they feel inflation is going to get really bad.At the moment they probably consider market liquidity more important which means low interest.
>>60229567Based but honestly cute shy college twink boys are better
>>60230420you are engaging in histrionic hyperbole, mirroring the biased propaganda you relentlessly watch!
>>60230472>hyperboleSay Trump controls the market is not hyperbole, he can literally destroy or enrich any company in America at a pen stroke right now
>>60230581hyperbolic! again! try posting something not hyperbolic
>>60230601>it hyperbolic becaase...it just is ok!You post with zero substance just to deflect criticism from your cheeto jesus, it's really pathetic how hard you simp for him
>>60230636because you exaggerate in your posts! to a comical degree! because it reflects your mind has been warped by propaganda! you can't help yourself!
>>60229318sounds more like syndicalism to me
>>60230656and you have no argument as to why my post is an exaggeration, anyone can see the evidence, Trump has been completely able to move the markets with what ever he says, he has unlimited power to tax who and however he wants.
>>60230799and he is completely evil! and all his supporters have IQs below 50!
>>60230833Now you can only move on to a strawman argument, really pathetic, if Trumps going to insert himself into global trade with his taxation plans, he's going to get criticized for it, deal with it faggot,
>>60230863youre the faggot and fuck you! fag!!!
>>60230863FIX YOUR LIBTARD RIDDLED BRAIN MORAN!
