Circuit breaker editioinEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/>>60231711
WEAREBACK
ITS PUMPINGGGG
>>60232456https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoKluzn07eQ
slurp status?
ITSSOOVER
First for my nigga CIRCUIT BREAKER
10 YEAR YIELD STATUS?
I AM FINANCIALLYINDEPENDENTLY FINANCIALLY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TOTALMARKETDEATH
Trumps just burning down the global economy and he thinks it’s funny
I honestly expect news that China and the US agreed to pause their new tariffs for 90 days either today or tomorrow.
THERE IT IS
i can't believe it's actually happening
>>60232456https://youtu.be/6kguaGI7aZg?si=sGTGG4IiqzXs1NDk
How do we kill ourselves now guys?
WORST PRESIDENT EVER!!!
reminder that anyone who didn't see this coming is a retard
>>60231760I told you allYou could have listened
>SOXL
Kek baggiiiieeeeeeeeeeees
>>60232456Gonna go masturbate to Seiba real quick. Be right back guys.
We're so back, the deal worked out. Bet you feel dumb now don't you bobo?
Someone knows what this trump cabinet meeting is going to be about!
TERRAIN TERRAIN PULL UP RETARDPULL UP RETARD
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIITTT
>>60232485
>>60232456Stop edging me market wtf
STOP EDGING ME YOU BASTARDS
HOLY FUCK
UnbelivableJust unbelivable
>>60232521based
Nice
Now that's more like it
HERE IT COMESHOOOOLD OOOOOOOON
WHY ISN'T HE STEPPING IN
DONG ZHUO IS SPEAKING IN 3 MINUTESTRUST THE PLAN ANOTHER 200 YEARS OF HAN DOMINATION
WE HAVE HIT -7% NASDAQ
Ding
MY TSLA PUTS ARE THE GREEN WOOHOO
-7%!!!!
MINUS SEVEN PERCENT
YOU GUYS GOT PUMP AND DUMPED LIKE 5 TIMES BY TRUMP THIS MONTH AND YOU HAVENT LEARNED YETYou put a businessman whos all about the monwy monnwy monwy in office
>>60232511Nothing ever happens.
C'est finni
I'm literally basedjaking in front of my monitor
OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO WE'RE GOING DOWNNNNNNNNNNN
WE HIT IT
HERE COMES THE BULL TRAP
DINGDINGDINGDING
>finally dip toes into options>sell put on HOOD>already -10%All I can do laugh at my own stupidity.
BEST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME!!
IT'S IN FUCKING FREE FALLBRACE FOR IMPACTBRACE FOR IMPACT
PULL UPPULL UPPULL UPRETARDRETARDRETARD
C'MON I'M ABOUT TO BUSS!
>>60232515Post your trade history showing your sell in December you larping double retard
Buying
I don't have any money in the stock market and I still wanna cry in the casino.
The END of america
THESE BATTLE SCAAAAAAAARSDON'T LOOK LIKE THEY'RE FADINGDON'T LOOK LIKE THEY'RE EVER GOING AWAYTHEY AIN'T EVER GONNA CHANGE
HALT THE TRADING NOW!!!
Suffering untold
>>60232456>picme trying to earn money for stale bread and margarine (butter is gonna be too expensive) in ten months the dogshit way this economy is going
IS THAT MY DAUGHTER IN THERE
CLOSE THE MARKET PLEASE
This is a part of the plan.
You bought SPY puts yesterday, right?Right?
>>60232456Breaker incoming
-2167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A
>HOOOOOLD!
I'll admit, I had some doubts. But Bobo was right. The whole rally is going to evaporate.
>>60232546Because their isn't a tariff pause Trump thinks he's got China on the ropes but he's about to crash the retail sector hard which will decrease faith in the government
IT WAS CHEAP BEFORE AND YOU DIDNT BUY NOW ITS CHEAP AGAIN AND YOU STILL WONT BUY
DONT WORRY ANOTHER 10% ON CHINA WILL FIX THIS FUCKING KEK
THROW THE DAMN TOWEL
TOTAL MARKET DEATH
The End of Wallengelion Street
>>60232602yeah but I sold on open god dammit
IT'S EDGING
HOLY SHIT TURN ON FOX BUSINESS THEY ARE COPING HARD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HIS CALLS GOT REKTSAYONARA MUMU SAN
>>60232456HELP ME
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
U.S. EGG PRICES REACH ALL-TIME HIGH, UP 5.6% FROM LAST MONTH
PISS DRINKERSSSSSSSS
>>60232622Paper hands brother
FUCKING SLURPERS, STOP!
Gold is mooning
>>60232632kek
I'm buying
CANCEL ALL ORDERS
MANIPULATED AS FUCK
please give me my money back, I don't care about trannies and libtards anymore ;__;
KEEP THE MARKETS OPENBLEED EM DRY
>>60232625How long till Trump cucks on China Xi is a humble man he will cuck ocne the Americans admit they are retarded
NEW TRUTH SOCIAL POSTMILLIONS OF MAGA FANS RUSHING TO PAWN SHOPS AND PAYDAY LENDERS TO BUY THE DIP AT THE REQUEST OF THE GOD EMPEROR
HOPE THE WOUND HEALS BUT IT NEVER DOESTHAT'S COS YOU AT WAR WITH LOVE
Holding for dear life
Have fun!
they are trying to avoid the circuit breaker lmao
>>60232640USD is also crashing
RUN
>>60232611because its the beginning of a recession, fucking retard
only SPY hit -7% due to margin call. SPX itself didn't so no circuit breaker.LMAO
Nasdaq properly hit 7% wtf, do you need a candle
>>60232610not trump i'm talking about walter, we need a hero over here
heeming the american economy without even leaving my room
>>60232632Are egg futures a thing? Good time to buy?
HERE IT COMES BABY. HOLD ONTO SOMETHING!!!!!!
>-5.50%OH MUMUCOME OUT TO PLAY MUMU
>buying calls after a 10% upwards moveFucking idiot
can't buy SOXL with vanguard? what a fucking scam
WE'RE BACK
Donald told them to buy?Domp eet
OK WHO IS SLURPING? I WAS PROMISED A CIRCUIT BREAKER
Should I sell my inverse in case of circuit breaker?
>>60232670Apologise right now
WE HAVE LIFT OFF
TRUMP DEMANDS YOU BUY
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BUYING FOR
>>60232611uncertainty does that to you
>>60232625>prices falling despite the left's doomsday predictions>right above a -5% DOW ticker
>-5.77MUUUUUUMUUUUUUUUUUUUU?
Trump doesn’t even dare show his face, very disrespectful
>>60232652Genuinely used ebay goods or thrift shops and shit will be gold for awhile, no tariffs on used stuff. Might be the way to survive for some of us.
BEAR TRAP CLOSINGBEAR TRAP CLOSING
euroLORD status?
>Supreme Court grants Trump temporary power to fire top agency officials, Possibly allowing for power to fire Jerome PowellSELL, FUCKING SELL FOR YOUR LIVESHE'S GOING TO DO A FUCKING ERDOGAN90% FUCKING INFLATION SOON
Is there a circuit breaker if the market goes up too fast?
Slurpers are so retarded LMAOOOOOn the verge of a circuit breaker and your instinct is too fucking BUY???
i sold my puts, made $2600you just know it will end green today
Remember to say "Thank you Mr President"
>>60232702No
>>60232701>Supreme Court grants Trump temporary power to fire top agency officials, Possibly allowing for power to fire Jerome PowellSOURCE?!
SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP
spx still dumping
Here comes the bounce.
>>60232701SOURCE NOW
>>60232701jesus, time to buy guns and ammo
faron gong up china prease nihao no trianaman square
>-6.12MUMU! CMON MAN! TALK TO ME MUMU!
TRUMP LATE TO SPEAK>TRUMP LATE TO SPEAKTRUMP LATE TO SPEAK>TRUMP LATE TO SPEAK
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-04-09/us-chief-justice-lets-trump-remove-two-agency-leaders-for-now?leadSource=reddit_wall
>>60232703Buy when red
Is this shit insider trading? Why is it pumping?Has Trump said a thing?
>>60232701Lmao, really? That nigger is speedrunning his way to turning the US into Russia 2.0.
>>60232701>>Supreme Court grants Trump temporary power to fire top agency officials, Possibly allowing for power to fire Jerome PowellHoly fuck, it was granted? I thought he just asked for it.>it's realHOLY FUCK HE'S GOING FULL ERDOGANGET THE FUCK OUT
that's what you get for not wearing a suit mother trucker
>>60232702There is no ceiling, but there is a floor
I bet MIGAtards are flipfloping again and celebrating this too
>>60232718>>60232717>>60232710he asked they didn't grant ityet
Retail are attempting to slurp
Nothing like clicking a button, waiting 5 minutes, clicking another button and being 500 dollars richer
>>60232701bonds about to moon if this is true
for the love of god what the fuck is up now? what has he done this time?been waging, just got back to see the markets blood red - I thought things were okay for a bit after yesterday?
>>60232723It's a nothing burger
>>60232717>>60232718https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-04-09/us-chief-justice-lets-trump-remove-two-agency-leaders-for-now>US Chief Justice John Roberts let President Donald Trump temporarily oust top officials at two independent agencies while the Supreme Court decides how to handle a new showdown over presidential power.>Roberts’ order puts on hold a federal appeals court decision favoring National Labor Relations Board member Gwynne Wilcox and Merit Systems Protection Board member Cathy Harris.>The case is testing a 1935 Supreme Court ruling that let Congress shield high-ranking officials from being fired, paving the way for the independent agencies that now proliferate across the US government. The legal wrangling ultimately could test whether Trump has the power to fire Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell.>Trump on Wednesday asked the Supreme Court to let him immediately fire the two officials and also to take the unusual step of granting full review without waiting for a final ruling from the appeals court. Roberts asked the two officials to respond to Trump’s request by April 15.
Fuck your slurping we're going -35% at least on SPY for this bear market
>>60232718>he wasn't already prepared ngmi
>>60232689dead cat bounce
Remember this before you get too excited
NASD-ACK
a bit of pain is worth American grown vanilla farmed in North Dakota
STOP THE COUNT
>>60232701Oh wow actually forget the tariffs this might be enough to drop the market 7%, Powell is extremely popular. Then again I see why Trump wants this power, because he was to cut rates, if he could get some stooge from Trump University to promise him a .50 he will do it. This is to refinance our national debt which is what Trump is trying to do IMHO.
Feeling a little bullish
>>60232746SCOTUS will side with Powell
>The US stock market was a social experiment conducted by the University of Stanford. The experiment is now concluded and we thank you for your participation
>>60232746jesus christ
good luck bobrosbe careful of slurpers and truths™
>>60232748decent prediction desu
I was so excited to circuit breaker
>>60232701HOLY FUCK SOURCE?????? BUY GOLD/SILVER/ANYTHING ELSE IF TRUE IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>60232744It's testing the waters
>>60232456So how much billions did the fed just spend on this (completetely organic) pump?
Slurpers are pushing hard, we recovered 400 points
>>60232768is this bullish or bearish???
>>60232767Will they? Roberts has basically made the court another arm of the executive branch, he crowned Trump a king and doesn't fight back meaningfully
>>60232771Tbf it makes sense but they won't allow him to touch Powell Robert's wants to keep his power
My puts expire tomorrow and I will probably get fucked because of that scam pump yesterday
>mfw 20x bear position on NDQ from the -2.5% open
Nothing ever happens. It will be green tomorrow, you will see.
>>60232763Who's gonna invest in the US market after that though? You can't predict anything with that retard in charge. The money will flow somewhere else.
Just got back from jerking it to Seibah. What did I miss?
>jerome Powell gonna get firedGood. Fuck him.
>>60232746Roberts wont turn on the central bank
I hate maga so much bros
I love the Euro.
>>60232708Thank you Mr President
>>60232791>Made Trump a kingIf Trump fucks with the courts Robert's will respond but he won't them if he's smart
>>60232805SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Damage is doneMoney is going to China
Gentlemen; a few posts from earlier today for your consideration. Enjoy.>>60227183>>60227333>>60228159>>60228551
At this point there's no reason at all for europeans to buy US stocks. Not only are the values tanking but USD is soon worth fuck-all so the value for you is getting raped from both ends.
>>60232802Trump say anime will be made real, markets ecstatic
Now the EUR/USD move makes total sense.
>>60232802JEROME POWELL IS GETTING FIREDTOTAL TURKEY MODE
FUCK YOU SLURPER
>>60232806It doesn't matter, the Trump administration ignores court orders.Just have him arrested and removed by federal forces, who will stop him?
it will unironically end green kek
why would anyone be slurping right now lmao, even the slight chance he announces he's going after powell and its beyond over
>>60232456What's everyone's economic collapse Business going to be? I'll be selling cigarettes and ripped DVDs
Circuit breaker actually happened I think... I see stuff going up but for some reason my sell order book is not moving so I think it happened.
So i just buy whenever vix hits 50? Winning is that easy?
>>60232815lmao thx for saving those bud
4 years of the dark winter
>>60232815
>Trump fires Powell >installs yes man and reduces interest rates to zero immediately
>>60232834The fix is in, bud.
>>60232831Don't get too excited. Did you forget what happened last time?
>>60232816Cheapness is in fact a good reason to buy
>>60232841>Fires Powell>Yes manI fully expect the world to dump it
I'm ready for the alien invasion.
why the fuck are we pumping
Nobody I hate more in this world than SlurpersLET ME SEE MY FUCKING CIRCUIT BREAKER
>>60232841How do you cut rates when they're at zero? Negative interest? Pay people to borrow money?
>>60232815Miga sissies what's our response?! I WILL BE SELLING MY ASS at this rate that's what...fuck!!!
>>60232841Love that pic lol.
>>60232863terminal slurping, no other reason
>>60232831I plan to rob autistic silver stackers at gunpoint in downtown Tulsa OK
>>60232863Everyone wants Powell to be fired
TRUMP NOW 10 MINUTES LATE>TRUMP NOW 10 MINUTES LATETRUMP NOW 10 MINUTES LATE>TRUMP NOW 10 MINUTES LATE
>>60232863fundamentals are out we're in clown market now
>>60232863They are buying the dip also maybe the fed
>>60232834Sorry maybe not I don't knowbut call premium is batshit crazy no way am I buying this crap before Trump fires Powell in a few minutes.
>Trump was about to announce the firing Powell>Powell comited suicide on the federal reserve main chamber>they don't know how to break this>cabinet meeting is being delayed
>>60232870The EU had that some years ago, it's to get people to actually buy goods instead of letting it rot in banks.
>>60232746holy fuck zimbabwe soon>>60232815/pol/tourists forever btfo>>60232880oh shit
>>60232880Let him cook
>>60232863We're watching inflation in real time.
>>60232872
>>60232894kek
>>60232880>PLEASE SAVE THE STOCK MARKET Also probably going to annocue a fre trade deal with Israel
>>60232877Except banks
>>60232880he's always late lmao this means nothing unfortunately
where are all the MIGGERS??remember, you got TDS if you dont agree with the wholesale raping and pillaging of america
GUYS DO I BUY CALLS OR PUTS RIGHT NOW ON PNCN?
>>60232874This you?
I used to sell burps on onlyfans.
>EU AND CHINA START NEGOTIATIONS TO ABOLISH EU TARIFFS ON CHINESE ELECTRIC VEHICLES - HANDELSBLATT
>>60232880The last rationale minds in the WH are grovelling on the floor right now begging Trump not to fire Powell, and it's taking him some time to step over them
?
>>60232919No, this is
NON STOP ASS RAPE
>>60232919No arrow so you look like that
>he boughtkeking right now
https://www.ft.com/content/28d01c79-7d49-46ff-b666-9b6e0bdaa716Worth keeping this article in mind.
>>60232924>TSLA -1000
>>60232917Buy calls , (((they))) started SLURPING dont short the bottom like a retard
4 years of this circus
aaaand down the line goes>>60232917you go out of the circus, watch from the sidelines and buy euros or gold before you need to burn USD to heat your home
DOES TRUMP KNOW ABOUT THIS??!?!?!?
unironically buying SOXL calls now
>>60232917Get your money out of the US entirely.
>>60232944classic
>>60232912>if you dont agree with the wholesale raping and pillaging of americaI agree with it as a eurotard, am I a based plan trusting maga patriot too?
>>60232912MAGA:>hey we just want fair trade and manufacturing to come hometrannies:>YOU’RE RAPING AND PILLAGING ME AHHHHH
>>60232924Wait why was it ok for EU to have tariffs? I thought they supported free trade…
>>60232924MIGAIGA
>>60232912they're busy praying for a manly sweatshop job to their grumpfy portrait hanging up in their living room
EU AND CHINA START NEGOTIATIONS TO ABOLISH EU TARIFFS ON CHINESE ELECTRIC VEHICLES - HANDELSBLATT
bought after the "dump" earlier, im quaking
where is the press conference
>>60232923I have shares in onlyfans farts sorry
HE SAID IT'S GONNA BE PAIN IN THE STOCK MARKET. WHICH PART OF THIS ISN'T CLEAR?
Lmao get fucked reddit niggers
Drop the tariffs, and there will be an end to the horror
>>60232930Trump ordered the buying or American traders are throwing their money into bonds >>60232944>/f1/ poster
>>60232946Trump doesn't look at the market, his own words
>>60232946No, he's playing golf.
HANDLESBLATT!!!!!!!!
emergency over , to the moon
>S&P 500 VIX +47.26%
I am financially ruined!!I'm not (yet) but I just love saying that on times like these
>>60232944>we are checking
>>60232958wouldn't this completely wreck EU car industry
>conference starts>make up some bullshit>everything moonsslurpers winning soon
>>60232973clueless
All in on Chinese market, what do I buy? BYD?
>>60232880late for what?
Holy shit, I just remembered this character...
>>60232902God bless you anon lol, thank you.
>>60232953MIGA my friend>>60232954Trust the plan MIGApede!Q
>>60232992why would it wreck something that doesn't exist anymore?
God I love BND. Let’s drop another 10% so I can rebalance. Thanks Trump
Is Trump trying to flush the toilet or what's going on
>historic crash>historic rally>historic crash>historic rallyIs this the greatest crabbing in history?
>>60232998BYD is gonna balloon the fuck out if the EU tariffs are removed.
>Set my stop loss a bit wider than normal to try and ride more>Spike still caught itAh well. I recovered my early EU losses and a hefty more with this Tesla/Apple short. All smiles.
>>60232944I was there!
>>60232999https://www.youtube.com/live/Mqe0Y1gw8yU
>>60232954>you must be a trannie!
>>60233006That seems really low, we have 4 fucking years to go.
I don't know guys at least if China wins we will maybe just become European in spirit 25th Amendment Trump and then get a kind leader installed maybe Pete Buttigeig. He's a faggot but he seems like a dweeb in that European style nerdcore thing. We will put all resources into making everyones lives easier and then try to get some cottage industry products China likes to buy and they build and invent everything and we might help them get Faster Than Light travel and move towards a de facto One World Government lead by a Mass Politburo with AI Assist. Could be comfy. Still never learning Mandarin out of spite though.
can someone pls give me a qrd on whats caused this today?
Uh oh line is going down again...
>>60233006kek you in that market too?
>>60232992they make ICE cars
>>60233022It specifies 2025
>>60233018oooh thnx
>>60233022>in 2025
>>60232831I'll be a tinker, mayhaps a brasier
touching -6% nasdaq again
>>60232467>>60232467>>60232467>>60232467RECYCLE
>>60233026tariffs are still onworld is still madorange man still in chargenothing changed
>>60233000>Mr BlackRock Little on the nose
>>60233008He’s right though, you can’t flush anything down the low flow toilets
down down down to goblin town
>>60232992It's part of larger trade talks, so it's likely with some tradeoffs/considerations.
>>60232456>Trump says he will cut the EU's throat if they get closer with XiThey do it anyway what a cuck Trump really is a coward
>>60233026People sold their bags and recognize the emperor has no clothes
>>60232670Joe-sama......
>>60233009historic crab
Useful trading tool for this month's situation:https://magic-8ball.com/
THE CHAMP IS HERE
>>60233024objectively a better future for the vast majority of americans
>THE EU HAVE BETRAYED US, TARIFFS WILL RESUME IMMEDIATELYchances of this?
>>60232992Without their own mines and battery fabs the EU can't build an EV industry.
>>60233026dead cat bounce from yesterday ended and trump might inflate the shit out of the dollar
>>60232992China is cutting EV production to compensation according to reports
>>60233039but this made the market pump and was the same situation at close yesterday
Trump is old as fuck, he might just die before this term is over.
>>60233026most of the tariffs are still active.sharts tariffed natural resources so can't manufacture anything.sharts tariffed china 125% so can't buy anything.grumpy can manipulate the market with tweets, so no more confidence in us markets or USD
>we need to get the world to treat us more fairly!>t. president of the wealthiest most abusive country on earthTrump and his movement are literally delusional and they're going to destroy the US with their completely imaginary version of America as an underdog being beaten down needing tariffs to save the day.
>>60232994>this was unsustainable
>>60232467>>60232467>>60232467>>60232467
>>60233026Me, I caused this.
>>60233083stocks would be mooning
>>60232456What i will never understand is how people buy into the obvious scam in the first place. Like it was obvious that nothing had changed and the market was doomed to crash again after his market manipulation, why buy?
>there's going to be a transition>but in the end it's going to be okay
shit you're right nothing ever happens
>>60233131He told them to buy
>>60232846buy high sell low
>>60233026Yesterday's pump was pure fucking cope.
>>60233155total hon victory
>>60232830>why would anyone be slurping right now lmao, even the slight chance he announces he's going after powell and its beyond overI slurped 11,000 SOXL yesterday. sold at closeslurped 11,000 again today. 1% stoploss, but we laucnhing yet again boyz
>>60233155I kekked
>>60232992They're building IFV and tanks now, did you miss the shift or what.
>>60233010BYD is building a factory in Europe. They have no tariffs.
