Total Market Krieg edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous thread: >>60239755
banking
I love these
Weimar Republic here we come
My 401k's theme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS792qY-y7M&list=PLP1lC0FnuI0J0ry7MUbddzVBOa1SnxOAZ&index=2
>>60241144I yolod half my savings away (20k ish) a few years ago and I still feel like shit about it and have never recovered
bonds have me worried
>>60241151>LETS BUY A FUCKTONNE OF BONDS TO OFFSET SECURITY LOSSES>WHAT COULD GO WRON-ACK
Market theme. https://youtu.be/cA9AXvD09CM
>>60241147Don't get it.Assignment happens on Fridays, and as long as I let theta decay the call (always covered), and rolling it to next week I'm not getting assigned if I do it before Friday. Yes I don't collect 100% of the premium by letting it expire worthless but still.
CRAMER YOU BALD FUCK
>>60241174I'm thinking we get an announcement that Trump is delaying the China tariffs tomorrow or Monday. The admin is desperate to stop the dumpster fire.
>>60241208BULLISH
>>60241208buying far OTM 0DTE calls on open
>>60241144>>60239755First time doing 0DTE's.$1796 in a few minutes.
>>60241208THE MARKET IS SAVED. WE'RE GREEN TOMORROW
>>60241205humiliation ritual
???
Can I escape in international stocks or am I fucked?
>>60241208Oh thank god I thought there was a real crisis
>>60241208Thank you lad,saving the economy one tweet at the time
>>60241226THE ECONOMY IS EXPLODING ALRIGHT HOWIEBUT NOT IN THE WAY YOU WANTITS DEFINITELY EXPLODING
>>60241226>we will be shooting our economy twice in the back of the head Howard pls
well, well...would you look at the time
>>60241222good job anon, but you are risking too much per tradeyou will blow your account if you keep doing thisspreads are safer, especially when premiums are high
>>60241226When all of a sudden the VC-tech-bro's switched to Trumps side sometime 2024 I was already harboring the suspicion that Trump and others around him are being mind controlled by muh neuralink or some bullshit.
>>60241226>Exploding our economy
hm today i will buy US bonds because 4% year over year growth for low to no risk sounds like a nice way to beat current inflation:)
>>60241289>low to no risk>he doesn't know
>>60241289kys
How much money do you have to have to get into T Bills
don't worry we pump after next week
Future Stocks are red. Bloodbath at opening bell.It's happening. Bobo won.
>>60241162Go back >>>/facebook/
>>60241279The alternative was just that bad. Marc Andreessen was told by Biden/Harris team not to bother investing in any new startups because they wouldn't be allowed to make it.
>>60241317OOOOOOH MUMU
>>60241310the boomer strat is 100-age is what percent of your portfolio should be stocks and the rest should be in bonds
>>60241317Don't trust bobos. Bobos are panicans
>>60241321Boomers own you.
All he had to do was nothing and he would win
The real crash isn’t equities. It’s the re-rating of the Treasury complex itself
how did they know
>>60241317i expect to open red and sell pressure but closing green
>>60241345ok gregory
>futas blood red>BTC pumpingwhat do we call this
>>60241348Only way to close green is Trump toncave in again or powell to bail him out.
>>60241356clown market baby
>>60241346https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eDK_udqrzEWOOP WOOP
>>60241262buy an ad faggot
>>60241345https://www.fitchratings.com/research/sovereigns/fitch-downgrades-united-states-long-term-ratings-to-aa-from-aaa-outlook-stable-01-08-2023nothings really changed among people with brains untouched by lead and patriotism. just accelerated by about 10 years over 1 week
>>60241289>i will buy US bondsWhat specifically are you buying? I'm slurping this dip like it's a chubby goth girls asshole
Convince me not to put my life savings in 100 nvdia stocks and sell calls as a europoor... I would make 120 times more than keeping it in the bank....
These option premiums are too damn high
>>60241208Kramer memes aside, anyone with basic literacy of the situation SHOULD be shitting themselves about the bonds market right now
>>60241226When did America become North Korea?
>>60241391as european i'm a bit sketched but figure we'll be able to ride this one out comparatively well. god, i hope so.
>>60241391I'm optimistic about it, because we have levers -- specifically just make Trump stop being a gigantic fucking retard. He's already shown he's scared about the bonds market, he'll continue to back down in attempts to prevent it from becoming a crisis.I am unironically expecting a tweet delaying the China tariffs for 90 days tomorrow or more likely Monday.
>>60241289Oh, I meant to say I'm slurping the $TLT dip :)
>>60241379i was kidding i moved my bond positions to gold.it beat the damn s&p last year how can i fight with that
lol
>>60241144ive seen a couple images of this girl. Is her nickname stock-chan or somethingshe sounds bad with options
>>60241407the historical problem with europe is when you have layoffs people dont re-enter the labor market. taxies are gonna bear the brunt even heavier as always because europe is still gay and welfared up
>>60241424Reminder, every %.10 increase in bond rates is another dimension added to the chess game
>futures
>>60241424Eggs are cheaper because they finally recovered the chicken population enough for supply to increase. Also egg farmers were price gouging.
>>60241144>GM Zero plant facing layoffsFirst of many wins to come for American manufacturing
get some sleep, anons. tomorrow we lose everything.
>>60241455>>>>>no they arentthey literally skyrocketed even higher nowthey stopped testing
>>60241455>subsidize the farmers by paying out of pocket when the prices are low>let the farmers gouge the prices whenever the supply is lowi hate farmers so fucking much its unreal. i short agriculture as a personal vendetta against the aristocratic morons whenever i can
so if you stockpile gold now you'll be able to fuck schoolgirls for dirt cheap later on? neat
>>60241486nah pussy inflation will make sure that schoolgirls cost the same amount of gold then as it does now
if i wasn't a day trader fighting for the future of capitalism i'd be C-tier runway model making the rounds at the malls in the greater Des Moines area
I've been reading the 2chan threads since that anon posted a link to it. They're pretty entertaining and the IQ over there is much higher too. You also get interesting anecdotes like this.
>>60241472Cope
>>60241486you have to pace your gains against the fat old man index. a 5% increase in purchasing power per year is worth it but you get a 3% depriciation in your costs yoy due to ick
>>60241513>>>>>Wholesale copeNigger you are retarded
>>60241381Sadly because youre european you'd have to pay all of the gains in taxes. Try doing a poor mans covered call if you want more money but more risk
>>60241513https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
>>60241522Eggs were almost 12 dollars a dozen near me during the height of the egg price hike. They are down to like 5 dollars, which is still crazy, but it is technically "down".
>DXY PENETRATED SUB 100 ON OPENThe privilege is all mine.
>>60241144so are we un-inverting the yield curve yet or is this just another fakeout?
>>60241509Link to that thread
>>60241513>>60241546Why do these charts look the same???
>>60241174they're going to force trump to back down on tariffs, hell he's already blinked on the others, and he'll start sperging out daily about greenland again or some other retarded shit to compensate
>>60241547https://may.2chan.net/b/res/1310015782.htmIt was a old thread but you can search with 株スレ. Still trying learning to navigate that site.
>>60241321Take it easy polnigger it’s just a certified JDPON delite
>>60241556Stop asking questions
>>60241427her name is Kurumi-chan and she's basically a personification of the author's gambling addictionthere are dumps on /a/ sometimes
>>60241180Where is all the money going? USD is down. Securities are down. Bonds are down. Crypto is down. Real estate is expected to go down. Is everyone buying gold? I don't get it.
>>60241580VIX, gold and yen/euro/swiss franc
>>60241580Gold and euro
>>60241531>my chart ends at March so egg prices are still high mk? Did you even look at what you posted?
>>60241162i love jdpon memes but actual MTW are so insane i cant get into their politics at all
>>60241580people are moving their money overseas
I've been DCAing into SVIX and SOXL but this whole bond thing has me spooked. It's going to go back up eventually...r-right?
>>60241616:)
>>60241616Trust the lack of plan
>>60241607I wouldn't trust my money in the yen or euro any more than USD. This shit is going to reverberate across the globe. I guess gold it is.
>>60241616Look at that smile, he knows something.
>>60241616SOXL is getting delisted at this rate
Bond market is following the Tuesday overnight pattern exactly, if it continues that way, I would expect it to crab for a few more hours then moon above 5% around midnight. We shall see
>>60241427not stocks, forex
>>60241509lel
>>60241623People are going German due to the reignite of the German arms industry
>>60241427It's Kurumi-chan from the manga "FX Fighter Kurumi-chan".The entire manga is basically just about her misadventures with stock trading, largely drawn from the author's own experiences.It's generally played very comedically, with her reactions to the outcomes of her trading being exaggerated and therefore very good for /biz/ posting.
>>60241616their holdings balance is trash and the lower bound looks like actually >>60241626if they fixed their holdings to be more amd/nvidia rather than all the zombie boomer chips that would help
>>60241631Actually the manga involves all sorts of trading, forex, stocks, even Crypto.Pic related.
Do the banks still have money?
>>60241650I hear they are running out. Everyone should go and withdraw now.
the current rumor seems to be that Norinchukin bank was overleveraged at 60x and panic sold US bonds
>>60241571>Cute girls getting fucked over in the stock market mangaOkay, this series is peak.
>>60241645>>60241626wouldn't they just reverse split it rather than delist?
>>60241616You DCA into long term investments. SOXL isn't meant to be long-term with the decay. In theory, if it's trending upwards, maybe it'd work for you, but in the current uncertainty and the fact it's down from $70 highs, I wouldn't put money into it for longer than a week and from my experiences trading it this past week, longer than a day
>>60241650They are accumulating huge losses buying bonds.
I have a sinking feeling that the Orange Retard is actually going to default on the US national debt. We're going to lose reserve currency status by the end of his term.
>>60241673So what anon? No more trans athletes.
>>60241673*by the end of this monthftfy
>>60241673There's an order to these things. He's going to fire JPow first
>>60241599I’m MTW inclined and it’s not particularly insane except for the people who are such massive bookworms that they live in a completely separate reality. I used to talk with this one other Maoist from Malaysia and I had to stop arguing with him because it was clear he knew very little about life in any other country and most of his critiques were either completely off base or just straight up bizarre. One of the opening lines of settlers is “I know everything about the white man but he knows nothing about me” and Sakai lays out how this isn’t necessarily true because being a racialized lumpen doesn’t necessarily give you the full picture, but modern MTWs don’t usually live up to that.The most genuine MTW was more inclined towards Marxist nihilism and moreso just uses it as a lens of critique and shit posting than a genuine hope in the contradiction being reconciled. He’s also of the belief that the white labor class became more proletarianized since the early 2000s and a lot of people are stuck in the theory of the 70s-90s.
>>60241673nah in a few days he'll say he made a good deal with xi jinping and lower tariffs to 10% and the rest of the world to near zero
2chan stock thread has bbc in it wtf japbros
>>60241679totally worth it, i would vote for this too
>>60241697link
>>60241673Wouldn't this be Bessent's fault
>>60241691You mean he will force China into a deal where they will supply the US with goods and invest in US real estate in exchange for 0 for 0 tariffs.
>>60241697more than likely an american person is on there because they saw the link posted here. Mutt's law
>>60241673You're watching it lose reverse status in real time. Someone link that white house release where it Retardo is just boomer ranting about how everyone is exploiting the US by using its currency as the reserve and forcing the US to protect their dollar trade with the military and that one of the administrations goal is to end the dollar reserve system.https://youtu.be/B3_grr37TTw
>>60241697probably one of the glowniggers lurking here trying to spread his poison
>>60241705Do you think anyone cares whose fault this is? This isn't a minor fuck-up. The buck stops with the president on something this big.
>>60241673He's not a retard. Trust the plan.
>>60241712>>60241708It's before you posted the link.that website has alot of weird porn
>>60241627What is this, a price correction for ants?
>>60241689Forgot imageAlso MTW forums and their critics did give us some of the greatest shitposts of all time so it’s just a continuation of tradition to be better at shitposts than practical execution. “In the past I have proposed” has been glued in my head for over a decade.Also this:https://youtu.be/0hq2rOEwnIU?si=ml1vVs4VT608MfgQ
>>60241679
>>60241708You can’t post on 2ch from a non Japanese IP but I guess they could be VPN’d up
>>60241561Dude all those posts are from 2010, how the hell did they know about this back then?
kek
>>60241792
>>60241792The search sorts threads ascending by date. You can see posts from 2011 at the bottom.
>>60241798An example of a rare cute troon
do you reckon the japanese anons think about us?
>nooo bonds just went a whole hecking +0.07 upliteral nothingburger
Why is Trump orange tho?
>>60241571>not sure what to expect>look at the first pageoff to a good start
why does nikkei feel so... special
>>60241810uh oh, I was using their threads to get a different opinion, but we've infected them.
>>60241812This. /k/troons are just shitting up the thread
>>60241810Not nice desu
>>60241740reddit is that way
>EUR/USD
>>60241840That's a facebook meme zoom zoom
>>60241689Im mostly used to interacting with american MTW who in my experience have almost always boiled down to 'i frickin hate my family so i want venezuelans to come murder all white people' and it becomes hard to discern the actual positions,critiques, theory, etc from the noise of lexapro zombies
Clueless retard here, what would happen if the US defaults on its debt?
>>60241883stock market goes to 0 like a shitcoin
>>60241311Lul "2 more weeks" is now the mumu cope. All jokes aside even as a bear trader I'm very scared of what's to come, even if I make $100k by the time recovery happens.
>>60241883you'd starve to death
>>60241862I do find it annoying that those people wave the banner, because I love my family (even my psycho right wing brother), and they will always come first, but it’s hard to NOT see the on paper merits of some of the Maoist critiques if you go to the parts of the intelligentsia that actually know what they’re talking about like Finkelstein (although even he’s become rather disillusioned in old age). The issue with MTW specifically is that even more than vanilla Maoism it attracts people who want to burn everything down but want to look a little smarter and less juvenile than anarkiddies. Again, I mostly just see it as a solid lens of critique and understanding the modern world system. I don’t think anyone expected the white labor aristocracy to so readily give it all up for petty culture war victories though.
>>60241883credit rating down the shittier
>>60241883Goldman Sachs repos the US military
>>60241883>what would happen if the US defaults on its debt?we would have a lot of fun for a while
futures are recoveringwe'll crab for -2% then Trump will pause chinese tariffsNOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>60241883The dollar loses value as a worldwide currency, and the credit rating of the United States is damaged, so that future debts will carry higher interest rates. Of course it's unconstitutional for the United States to default on debt, so you would have to assume that the government and/or court systems have fallen.
>>60241883More than likely they’d get away with it in the long term but not without major geopolitical ramifications. Thirdies managed to default on a lot of debts despite organizations like the IMF breathing down their neck and forcing them to stop paying for things like pesticides control and food distribution, and it caused economic backslide but not complete destruction.America is an entirely different beast though. Defaulting on that meticulously crafted ever growing debt tailor made to permit the global economy to flow would have even greater ripples and significantly less excuses than “our dictator borrowed all that money and fled to Monaco”
>>60241862Wtf is MTW and why are you retards shitting up this board
tds
>>60241208Trump is cancelling the tariffs, it's over, bears.
>The best outcome is one in which America continues to create global peace and prosperity and remain the reserve provider, and other countries not only participate in reaping the benefits, but they also participate in bearing the costs. By improving burden sharing, we can enhance resilience, and preserve the global security and trading systems for many decades into the future.Pay up, stop taking advantage of the US being able to print money for free.
>>60241942Dont worry about it
>>60241883>what would happen if the US defaults on its debt?PM coomers have their day in the sunUSD goes to 0Stocks go to infinity, but not before going to almost zero first
>>60241883Countries try to blockade us and we invade them.
>>60241962I never was worried about it but you retards are having a conversation about something that doesn't seem relevant to this board so I was just wondering if you were bots or if you could actually explain wtf you're talking about.
>>60241937>The dollar loses value as a worldwide currency, and the credit rating of the United States is damaged, so that future debts will carry higher interest rates. Of course it's unconstitutional for the United States to default on debt, so you would have to assume that the government and/or court systems have fallen.boomers will unironically pull the trigger on this because jews made them such perfect golems the very idea of debt makes them cringe and piss their panties
>>60241562Go back faggot.
despite people saying default, realistically it won't happen, because a government can weasle out of a lot of shit or brazil for example would have died years ago.not saying that is a great example but you know what i mean.
realistically the state seizing assets would be better than defaulting.
>in just a few months we went from bobos saying the line simply cannot ever go down to serious discussions about financial collapse or restructuring
>>60241883I get to kill niggers with impunity
>>60241992One thing I learned about the Jews and their credit/usury system is that even though they no longer the concept of Jubilee, if you just constantly dispute every negative thing on your credit report eventually it will come off. And then those same Jews will lend you more money.
>>60242006before or after they sell the national parks
>>60242017mumus* whatever, caught it when i hit postits almost midngiht
>>60241883Nothing
>>60242000Yeah but brazil is living on coconuts and freshwater, they can handle thisWhat happen when the us cant pay 90% of its military, now that's another day
>Everyone here talking doomsday instead of realistic scenarios.Holy shit I need to bail on my shorts. Bottom is in! Last red day tomorrow. Trump gonna call off his tariffs and we get rare earth metals for cheap from all the African states, peacefully annex Panama and Greenland, and restore our currency as the world reserve.
>>60242000The actual plan for a "we can't pay our debts properly" scenario is for the federal reserve to buy it all with money its just created even though that would cause the dollar to lost +99% of its value in like a weeks time. That's preferable to defaulting. The only countries that default are ones like Greece that simply can't print money because the Euro printed is controlled by the EU bank. The result of that happening is still shit like 30% unemployment and a 50% reduction is GDP, etc.
>>60242047>we get rare earth metals for cheap from all the African statesChina controls most of them
>>60242040>What happen when the us cant pay 90% of its militaryWe stop being global police for the world? No one is going to invade us when US civilians own more guns than the entire world combined.
>>60242000There really isn't a modern historical example that you can use as reference. Maybe the soviet union, but that had many other problems.
>>60242047I think the blackrock call will spur more losses at least.
>>60241580Bears won 5-15 billion collectively, whereas the slurpers who sold the top yesterday made probably 5-20 times that. They're just holding onto all that sweet dosh they fleeced from the dumb money who doesn't know how to hedge.
>>60242056>muh gunsyou golems don't even have basic military training kek
>>60242065Pro-tip: neither does the rest of the world.
>>60242056Most of the US debt is owned by US citizens, so we'll probably be in a civil war when they decide to invade. Hopefully they'll see the warring states as too much of a basket case to even want to invade.
>>60242065>>60242076I wonder how long americans will be able to hold onto their delusions
>>60241962>>60241689Please tell me who the fuck to follow on twitter to get MTW posts like these, my account got nuked last year.
nah i'd lose
>>60241580none of it was ever real, it ceased to exist because people stopped believing
>>60242076plenty of countries have conscription and a large portion of the percentage have military training(why ukraine was able to hold on during the initial stages of the war, most americans on the other hand are incapable of walking(marching)>>60242061i have a feeling trump is gonna go full ceausescu and try to repay all the debt
>>60242056>No one is going to invade us when US civilians own more guns than the entire world combined.What is in the US that is worth invading over
>>60242047>>60242047>Trump gonna call of his Tariffslmao he literally wouldn't awnser the question today
>>60241883You will own nothing and you will starve.
>>60241557>they're going to force trump to back down on tariffsHe's going to hate that and try to set things up so they can't force him to back down again when the 90 day pause ends
>>60242056I dont think you're following, the economy will be in shamble, the leaders hated and the military firedNobody will invade you because they dont have to, the govt will collapse and foreign power will prop up a replacement You could say they learned from the best
>>60242100Electric scooters, McDonalds nether sauce packets
>>60242082"There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass." That quote was from WWII. The number of US civilian guns has vastly increased since then
Whats your prediction for the bottom
Trump is definitely folding on Chinese tariffs after the bond market tonight right?
I think that Ferro dude on Bloomberg put it quite nicely few days ago, "Let's break down this market... the market is breaking down." I love that bald nigga.
>>60241144>87 percent of Christmas decorations are made in ChinaWill America be swapping to Hanukka this year or Kwanzaa
ornage cheto
>>60242056The issue isn't other countries, its the now millions of unemployed former military people that you're just dumping on the society during a time when there's already a slew of other economic problems. Its the kind of shit that happened in places like Weimar Germany when they couldn't pay their debts and had to downsize their military after losing WW1.
>>60242085Try us and see. I'd love to fight off a foreign invasion. Beats dying for ZOG in some shit hole on the other side of the world.
>>60242113Whenever Americans catch on they literally live in the USSR part deux
>>60242122find another way to kill yourself that doesnt involve us please
the only way trump gets out of this is if he meets with the house and senate republicans and tell them to pass the bill returning tarriff rights to congress, so trump can say he didn't cuck, congress forced him to
>>60242113Trump is gonna fold soon, "Nothing ever happens" makes people a shitload of money. This is because theyre smart enough to know if something did happen the money would be the least of their problems.
>>60242133>he doesn't knowNew budget literally blocks anything against Trump tariffs till September
>>60242127this
>>60241162>this is the state of /smg/ who are you niggas i know your ass wasn't here for 2020 with this coal OC
I'M not fearmongeringYOU'RE fearmongering
>>60242104>Foreign government will prop up a replacement. And everyone involved will be killed. If you think were going to live under the rule of a foreign government you have no idea what America is about.
>>>/bant/22527679
>>60242114I think he has to fold somewhere or atleast show good willProbably some bullshit "were close to a deal with x" with zero details or a yuge announcement of a trade deal with Madagascar
>>60242127kek you niggers fucking wish
>And everyone involved will be killed. If you think were going to live under the rule of a foreign government you have no idea what America is about.i feel like i just stepped out of a time machine right into a pre-trump conservative convention
>>60242111If the US is in a civil war, they'll just divide and conquer. It's how europe conquered most of the world while vastly outnumbered.
>>60242131>find another way to kill yourself that doesnt involve us pleaseI'm talking about fending off foreign invaders and you're getting offended. You sound Jewish.
>>60241278There is no early assignments on index options yeah?
>>60242143>coal/qa/ lost
>>60242114>Trump is definitely folding on Chinese tariffsyou idiot, those are the only ones he absolutely must NOT fold onso yeah that cucked boomer probably will wont he. FUCK.
>>60242153Good luck with that. If I'm going to war, I plan on becoming king.
>>60242143>he doesn't know
>>60242143what happened to /smg/...when did it become so reddit?
>>60242111>"There would be a rifle behind every diabetic lardass"Updated for the 21st Century
>>60242152I never voted in my life.
>>60242143
>>60242127i just want money dude
>>60242154you're under foreign occupation right now retard
>>60242174Imagine think that diabetic lardass isn't the best sniper in history. Kek.
>>60242169went to bant. smg died for a bit until ledditors surged here looking to try out their MSM arguments on right wing finance bros about the economy. But its only them so its just reddit niggers
>>60242146why the fuck do you have to go and do something like that fucking niggersesxual
>>60242183>you're under foreign occupation right now retardYes, the Jews, but they only occupy us through blackmailing our politicians and elite. If all that goes away, they hold zero power.
>>60242184*blocks your insulin shipment*
>>60242195jews only hold zero power in a big secret I will drop for you before they nerve gas me:it takes two jews to make a jewseperate the men and womenconcentration camps didn't go far enough
>>60242188how did they even find out about an obscure /biz/ thread, seems like a weird FOB to evangelize socialism from.
>>60242200We will harvest the insulin from those we kill.
>>60242145You'll live under whatever give you the best quality>Muh freedomIs a nice thing to say from someone who never knew hunger or the constant fear or getting killed for a pack of cigsYou'll learn that people adapt quicklyAnyway this is a ridiculous scenario, congress wont ket it happen
Crystal ball predictions:>Moody's downgrades USA to AA+>Market dumps>Trump calls in his cult members to pump the markets again with their collective 10's of billions>Makes some big speech about how we don't need foreign money to MAGA>Repeat some variation of this, or tariffs, or bad Fed news till we hit 3 yr lows>S&P bottoms out at around post-covid recovery levels in 2022.
>>60242206Jews are matrilineal, if you impregnate a jewess your kids will be jewish
>>60242207>trump elected>giga seethe overdrive>cant find right wing investors to vomit rhetoric at (they banned them from everywhere) (they wont engage in any discussion just leddit orange man sound bytes)>they know 4chan is le heckin far right extremist terrorist website>see they have a business and finance "subreddit">"I will post my sneed here!">stumble upon smg to gentrify into r/politics
Why are futures up?
>>60242223that's one of the big lies they've ever toldstart there
>>60242188Yeah surely it's all an elaborate raid by george soros and not an historical economic disaster unfoldingHe paid the market to tank the US economy aswell, what a chad
>>60242210>You'll live under whatever give you the best qualityYou don't know me very well. And at that stage, Congress and the government will be irrelevant. Men like me will gain power and control and we sure as shit won't submit to foreign powers.
>>60242207/biz/ is where people go for special events, just like /sp/ for bandwagoning or /g/ when people were looking for parts usage during the covid drought or to find out more about AI in late 2022. /biz/ is also very bad for bot-posting and shilling because there are people here with loads of money, whether tightly earned or loose pockets looking to unload. Basically its in their interest to do a version of lobbying here, especially since what has been going on since last week.
>>60242231except 2chans talking about the exact same things and your reddit boogeyman is just you being insecure about your side being criticized
>>60242238you dont see this level of sneed orange cheeto on bant smg because thats where all the original smggers went after jannies sperged email verification
>>60242231hmm makes sense
>>60241289>>60241300>>60241306>>60241379>>60241412I've been in TLT since February, $88 or so. Haven't even considered selling because>yields on 20yr bonds are already high>most of the action is happening on the 10yr and 30yr>trump and the fed both see bonds as a last line of defense>stocks are down and will crash even more so we're in for a big pump>rate cut any day now
>>60242241You dont even know yourself because you probably never faced hardship 2 minutes of waterboarding and you'd give your own mother
>>60242243/biz/ in 2020-2022 still had its culture, OC was being made, people gave good advice (sometimes), politics was flavor text instead of the main focus, everything got fucked up after email verification
>>60242232Because fundamentally the economy is fine, inflation lowering and jobless reports are as expected. Quants and hedgies are toiling in forex right now until the tarrif stuff is over then we get a golden bull run, wednesday proved this. Once trump stops being a niggynog all in on tqqq. All bears are redditors/brown or yellow and its all political. Nothing ever happens.
>>60242248Some of us got sick of the namefags and fetish spammers and came back.Post on /biz/ or post on /bant/, you will regret both
>>60242246there is a distinct lack of new bobos and mumus being made, its been replaced with anime and facebook memes
>AAAAA DONT ELECT THE RAPIST FELON HE WILL CRASH THE ECONOMY WHEN HE'S PRESIDENT>WTF TRUMP CRASHED THE ECONOMY IM LOSING ALL MY MONEY IN THE STOCK MARKET AAAAA FUCK YOU ORANGE CHEETOOOOOOOOOO >THERE IS NO WAY I COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMINGthanks for playing
I've never day traded in my life and got a massive adrenaline rush doing options on the VIX. Anyways, I invested into SE and MELI today. What did everyone else invest?
>>60242265I really need to see the posters improve slightly before I commit to biz again. you need new posters for a healthy general.
>>60242258My mother is dead and I would find zen in waterboarding. I think it would be a relaxing change from all the harsh overstimulation I experience on a daily basis. Try me.
Guys I really try to keep politics out of the discussion. I might not make high-quality memes, or generate good posts, but you can't just whine about politics being discussed when the President keeps insisting on inserting politics into the markets.
>>60242277It's been particularly bad this past week because of all the new posters
>>60242238well Bessent is one of Soros' lackeys after all so you maybe actually right in a way
>>60242274Cash (gold/bonds) until things calm down. Which they might if no other major tariff news from Dahnald.
>>60241942Maoism–Third Worldism
Is the SPY line going to go up or down tomorrow.
>>60242290arguing with the same 5 faggots on bant gets kind of old and the leaf who hijacks threads is demoralizing. You would at least see new fags dilute into the general culture but now its all different and you cant shake the baby hard enough anymore
>>602422592017-2020 was peak /biz/. Redditors invaded during the GME pump and ruined the culture.
>>60242311>Is the SPY line going to go up or down tomorrow.yes
>the fake news anti trump mainstream media strikes again
>>60242295it seems like a lot of permanent damage has already been done no matter where things go from here.like multiple countries have come out and said they are not going to try cooperating with the US as a financial bloc anymore.the us is gonna be sidelined on the world stage for being erratic even if you soft land this volatility.
>>60242316Lol so funny. My kids fucking meal depends on this. My son won't eat if SPY doesn't go above 550 tomorrow
>>60242300I looked it up on Wikipedia and it said that I'm a wage slave aristocrat so I instantly decided that it was woke BS. Same shit as my own country telling me that because im a white, straight male that I'm privileged.
>>60242278>Zen in waterboarding The kind of delusion I expected
>>60242317That happens all the time even in calm routine conditions. I think they just have a bot spitting out those headlines on some schedule.
>>60242317Works on my machine.
>>60242327>DelusionIt sounds like you've just never experienced hardship anon, where you're constantly harassed every day by thousands upon thousands of various sources of overstimulation and you long for one simple waterboarding where you can focus all your energy on mentally overcoming the single task at hand.
>>60242319Who cares beyond a political view? There's opportunities from this and many anons have shown that. I'm too much of a lazy pussy to try and keep track of everything minute to minute to do it myself.If this is shit for the US, then it should be better elsewhere for you to make money. Concentrate on that or go to /pol/.
>>60242344https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y72yPv7zH4I
>>60242270He didn't completely crash the economy in his first term thanks to his tardwranglers, people just weren't taking into account that he'd exclusively fill his cabinet with yes-men who would go along with every retarded idea he has for his second term after almost everyone from his first term turned on him
>>60242315I didnt think there was an smg at the time. was it robinhood general or gme general? Like a smg pre-cursor
Americabros, how bad is this?> It's a boomer stock so who cares?Sure, but what is more American than a Harley Davidson motorcycle?
>>60242325It's for brown people, you wouldn't understand.
>>60242319Most sane countries know that this shit is only lasting four years AT MOST and then it's gonna be led by democrats for the next several decades, it doesn't make sense for them to abandon such a large consoomer base over something that will resolve itself.
>>60242349>people just weren't taking into account that he'd exclusively fill his cabinet with yes-men who would go along with every retarded idea he has for his second term after almost everyone from his first term turned on himnew baggie cope just dropped
>>60242350fucking newfag
>>60242348>I was so convinced that I was actually drowning that I shit my sweatpantsBut, you're not actually drowning. It's all fearporn. Overcome the fearporn and it's zen
>>60242315Covid still had plenty of OC throughout.People were never posting unironically about maoism. I think I'll make a reddit account and infiltrate some of these latestagecapitalist circles just to post screenshots.I'm curious what sort of thought process goes on in the operations. Like what are you accomplishing by forcing an obscure stock discussion thread of maybe 300 users out with full time posting about maosim.Very curious to see the thought process.
>>60242360I guess not. Why do brown people allow themselves to be exploited so heavily?
>>60242365>Most sane countries know that this shit is only lasting four years AT MOST and then it's gonna be led by democrats for the next several decadesdo they? whats the assurance?
I'm going to call the crab "kani"Kani day tomorrow
>>60242113I reckon the chinks will try to time their attack on Taiwan with the bottom so you can use that as a buy signal
>>60242386dont be a kanican!!something will definitely happen TOMORROW for sure!!!!
>>60242150>China literally makes all Christmas decorations >They've received zero orders>China makes 90 percent of consumer electronics >makes majority of drug precousersYour literally going to have 20 to 21 tier supply crash
What are you bagholding friends?
>>60242355>Harley DavidsonNobody's buys them anymore they also always get raped during any trade war
>>60241168I wanted to be a multi-millionaire but not like this!!!
>>60242415China stocks, I'm betting on Trump folding again.
>>60242365considering dem approval is the lowest its ever been at 26%, and that trump won the male latino vote with latino votes in general shifting right, that doesn't seem likely anon...
>>60241144Bearish or Bullish news ?
>>60242402oh no not the heckin christmas decartionsinionos!!
>>60242355they doubled down on appealing to their core boomer audience
>>60242427Irrelevant news, only whatever trump says matters right now.
>>60242427Is he referring to the housing market? Didn't a report come out showing that there are more people behind on their mortgages this year than the lead up to 2008?
>>60242365To add to what my good friend >>60242426 said, Trump won 68% of male zoomer votes. Kamala got 49% of boomers, as did Trump. The reality is that similar to canada, the liberal party is only being propped up by old people. And if the needs of 7/10 of fighting age men aren't met, then your 'democracy' will cease to exist. Watch your back.
>>60242427He's also on his 24th civil war prediction. When Howards Marks goes on TV and tells me to buy canned food then you'll have my attention.
>>60242317Premarket stats are live input fed straight to the tickers. Headlines are delayed this time of day because writers are sleeping right now. Also no sense in whipping out a new headline as most readers are sleeping right now and the those tickers changing constantly, could keep going up or go down. You'd know all tthis if you weren't a shitposting tourist.
>>60242424>Trump foldingMaybe but I unironcally think that will only happen after 1 of 4 things>Supply shock in 3 months or the end of the year one (China makes all the Christmas decorations)>Bonds get worse and dollar loses more vs the Euro >EU actually opens up to China>Bad Q1 miss
>>60242384He lost his do-nothing email job and since he is a narcissist he projects this on everyone else.>>60242319Definitely dude, people (who the US doesn't actually need) will abandon the 'erratic' US for the currency manipulating treaty breaking authoritarian debt-mongers in China- that's the smart thing to do.
>>60242184high blood sugar, high kill countno insulin, nothing to loseI see now
>>60242427>week old newsIt's all so tiring
>>60242465>9/4/25 2 days old lol
>>60242461>US doesnt need anyoneI dont think the market got the memo bro
>>60242427fucking euro niggers in my smg
>>60242463Like I said previously ITT every kill is a fresh source of insulin
>>60242089FuknslammerTheWub_Sean P McCarthyMarvin Demonnot their exact @s but enough to find them
>>60242439
>>60242365After the UK voted to leave the EU everyone basically knew a year later that the public would most likely vote to remain. The EU didn't care and just told the entire country to eat its own shit. it purposely gave the UK the worst possible deal basically out of spite to ensure no other country votes to leave by showing how poorly it goes for a fairly well respected country like the UK.You had Trump one time around, then people did what you say and just rode through it. Then four years go by you vote him in again despite countless legal issues, political scandals and so on. This time around he was in power for like three months before he decided to announce the most retarded trade policy in modern history and had a huge amount of popular support as well as party support. People give the EU a lot of shit for having naive and goofy politicians running stuff but the current republican party is on a completely other level where they seemingly operate of pure delusion and stupidity. The US is basically just viewed as a country that'll be assumed to flip flop between fairly standard center-liberal corporate policies and rabid schizophrenia where anyone can say or do anything at any moment.
what buisness does well in an economic depression? asking for a friend
>>60242477It's still old news you two digit iq shitposting retard.
>>60242521Buy kneepads
>>60242521Anything related to vices.TobaccoAlcoholSex
>>60242455I'm betting on bonds. Yields are rising even without China's intervention and they've already seen Trump cuck to them once. It's not even a secret, it was on the front page of cnbc.
>>60242521MO
>>60242505Ty, forgot about Sean
>>60242350kys tripfag
>>60242324>My son won't eathe is too fat and needs to learn to do without food once and a while
It's all gone
>>60242521Real estate always comes back around. Might take 100 years but at least the land actually exists and isn't some fake and gay abstract concept like stocks or bonds.
>>60242521All these retards are going to give the 100 iq response of cigarettes and alcohol but the truth is they eat eat too
>>60242575They eat what?
>>60242570brutalprobably the proper reaction to the BYD news in europe though
>>60242570247 from post rn
>>60242521>what buisness does well in an economic depression?you probably just want to go back to fundamentals and collect solid dividends rather than chase growth. its called a depression for a reason, its better to hold your bags than chase bag when everything sucks.
Why isn't it crashing another 5% exactly?
>>60242581Ass
>>60242424They're manipulating their stocks directly so there's a Xi put, one that they're supported by right now in fact. Not the worst idea. Not the safest idea either. Could get delisted
>>60242573>Might take 100 yearsNice, I was worried I wouldn't have any money 100 years from now.
>>60242602Exit pump propped up by hopium. A whole new horde of baggies are being created. Their wealth is exit is becoming exit liquidity.
the last time we had a recession people boosted gme to 80 dollars people will just be gambling during the next one, boomer mindset is dying
>>60242620You know your parents are also boomers do you want them to die?
>>60242619It's so tiring. Seeing these trillion dollar scam wicks not fading.
>>60242630God yes please
>>60242605>Ass
>>60242570I'll load up on TSLA at $100 in 2 months
>>60242619Cuckump will cuck. China will still ban imports. The market will still be okay but you WILL drink the soimilk.
Wtfwt on the nasdaq
>>60242630I am so worried about my damn parents right now.
>>60242521Coke, Pepsi, energy stocks, toilet paper stocks, just imagine the basic things Americans need to live regardless of the situation. Yes, apparently coke and Pepsi are among them.
>>60242653TSLA's going to like 50 man, within 2 years tops they will have lost all comparative advantage in R&D
As long as you don't do anything retarded like take a loan to play in the market you lose less money from bying a meme stock and trading options than investing it an etf. I think etfs and indexes are boomer memes. I ran even completely fuck you scenarios where the dollar and stock value depreciate 50% in a year and they still beat etfs.
>>60242653Will TSLA even still exist if it falls below 200? I know Elon is in trouble if it does.
>>60242666>I am so worried about my damn parents right now.video call them regularly
>>60242630Everyone dies. The problem is that when the boomers die it's going to throw the market into even more tormoil. That's why Trump was trying to steal their life savings to offset the bubble.
>>60242667Doesn't surprise me.
>>60242690Why is he so damn funny?
>>60242630what a dumb thing to say
>>60242690He used to be so basedOld age is a shipwreck
>>60242690This one's top 2 but I also really likethe 2015 one where he called the Saudi prince dopey and said soon he couldn't buy off the government with daddy's money
>>60242158no, they're cash settlednormally i just hold till expiration but yesterday i sold early due to orange man speaking live
OooooooooooCheck futures
>>60242703Was he based when he collapsed the economy the first time and told you to get vaccinated?
>>60242643i take it the whole "I'm a woman now Bill, and I'm moving to Seattle to play Smash Brothers professionally" conversation didn't go very well?
Should I buy gold stock or get the real thing?
>>60242717Not my economy idgafOrange man funny and thats enough
>>60242734But, now you're saying he's old a retarded. But, he's always been that way.
>>60242731should have been buying real thing last ten years or more if you could
>>60242716Crabbing I see
new>>60242757>>60242757>>60242757>>60242757
>>60242748It's pumped pretty hard are you blind
>>60242734It is my economy but I don't have anything anyway so I actually hope it crashes so I can start killing people and taking their shit. Beats investing in rigged markets
