Futures are bloody green yet again on bad news edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous: >>60267808
Could Ubel cut the trade deficit?
>Tomorrow will be a big day for _______^ Finish this sentence.
Trump won America wom
>>60269773MIGA
>>60269772margin calls
>>60269767There are actually people getting excited about index futures going up <1% lol
>>60269767How green do I need to be to get green hair psycho gf?
>>60269779Kek fuck off redditor. He didn't even carve out exemptions for Israel. He is the most anti-Israeli president in history.
>>60269767she's so much less hot in the anime compared to the manga
TDS trannies need to go back.You do not blend in at all. YWNBARW.
>>60269791Don't need to be green. Just have to bring her some green. Know what I mean?
SOXL will hit $20 by June
>>60269792oh ok. i believe you
I like how the reddit tourists are bitching about stock generals when they just started posting in smg 2 weeks ago to cry about markets
>>60269792He is literally about to start shit with Iran.
>>60269813>>60269794>>60269792miggers lol
>>60269792he literally just formed a gestapo to crack down on anti-Israel speech
drumpf is ruining trust in america forever and america needs the entire world and the entire world has all the cards and kamala would have fixed all of our problems and made me a milloinaire i hate druuuumfp
>>60269767tech tariffs status >>60269597>tech products appear to still be subject to 20% tariffs https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2025/04/12/apple-iphone-trump-tariff-exemption/83059143007/
>>60269825this but unironically
I'm putting together a team
>>60269833
Digits, trump passes away, markets green-dildo at 50%+
So between Bessent, Lutnick, and Navarro who is forced to resign first?
>>60269839trumptards are niggers
>>60269839your favourite president is the most Zionist president ever
>>60269844lutnick is by far the dumbest far retard of the triobut navarro seems the most sidelinedso one of them for sure. if bessent has yet to bail after daily humiliation rituals he's in it for a while yet
>>60269839Yeah sure I'll denounce some gay text no one outside of rabbis gives a shit about, dumb nigger.
>>60269843digits and /smg/ plays bagholder bingo.
>>60269844None. And they will be around for the third term too.
>>60269839You are a fucking nigger.
Reddit troon thread
Chinese gonna make bank on that exemption. Money will flow now into chinese pockets instead into the ER(efund)S.
>>60269837>Tuesday before open>BofA deez nutz
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1911625710147452959looks like i'm holding cash again this week
>>60269844I believe its going to be Navarro. He's the easiest to remove as he's just the "senior counselor for trade and manufacturing", whereas someone like Bessent is the treasury secretary. Also Musk and Navarro have been feuding already. Navarro definitely seems less front and center compared to the others.
>>60269879Oh, I thought it was going to be Monday, that sucks if we have to wait even longer to find out what the semiconductor and pharmaceutical tariffs will be.
Navarro was in jail for years for being loyal to trump! let Navarro lead!
>>60269839I denounce the Talmud and you are the blackest retard gorilla nigger I have ever seen.
>>60269870this isn't your search bar
>>60269879sourcehttps://www.axios.com/2025/04/14/trump-chip-tariffs-china
>>60269767Bearish or Bullish for America?
>>60269870>>60269891BTFO!
>>60269831Is it still 145% for china? Makes a huge difference.
>>60269767>open /smg/ >its all trump and migger spamwhere did all these tourists come from
>>60269901I don’t know I’ve never had a job and don’t know anything
>>60269901THE TRADE DEFICIT IS HEALING
>>60269901I want to see a yearly chart. Is this drop seasonally adjusted?
>>60269901Wasn't there an increase in March for people anticipating tariffs? So there might be a natural drop.
If you haven't been looking around for ithttps://nitter.poast.org/ryanl_hass/status/1910995029524467748Tldr chinafags say china's not looking to cuck
>>60269914dont ask questions, ask for data, or examine sources. just look at numbers and panic
>>60269915why would china cuck when trump has been doing it all on his lonesome over and over
With the way the futures are looking for tomorrow, my calls are going to be red like the sriracha I put in my tuna sandwiches.
>>60269917Right before the tariffs hit they were talking about China's potential response on NPR, and they had some audio of a guy who runs a political podcast in China. It was doing the documentary thing where they play the original audio for 3 seconds before the dub over translation starts, so it was just a guy talking in mandarin at light speed very intensely before a voice over goes "As Napoleon said, never interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake."
Insider hereTrump is flying to China to beg Xi for a deal
>>60269879>over the next week>not even mondaywhat a fucking clown show
>>60269933he'll reveal one number of the tariff percentage each day and we'll have to figure out where the number sits in the total figureit'll be a game
>>60269903It's only 20% for China right now as far as I know. Also China has stopped exporting rare earth metals. This applies to all countries.https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/chinas-rare-earth-exports-grind-halt-trade-war-controls-bite-2025-04-11/
>>60269917Because they're damaged by tariffs. But they perceive that America's trade policy is entirely about hurting China and that backing down won't help, according to this guy.
>>60269740>Israel to denuclearize if they did this then pissarel wouldn't exist after trump leaves office which would be amazing.>as MENA becomes the next ASEANone can dream, but the levant will be a shithole until the end of this century>t. arab born in the US
>>60269927>>60269933kek enjoy your volatility nvdaiggers
>>60269914>Wasn't there an increase in March for people anticipating tariffs?Yes
>>60269933>There was no exemption >okay there were exemptions>okay there were no exemptions because they were always exempted>check out these new tariffsFFS
>>60269950NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60269937https://youtu.be/13tnjh3dZw4?si=WBb8gfpetxGW6rbT
>>60269915checks out
>>60269954Maybe he should try banning them
>>60269933>>60269892
>>60269954I could say the same about him
this SOXL dip might be a generational lowI could get a 5x from thisconvince me not to full port SOXL at 9:30am tomorrow
>First he said monday>now over the next week>President Trump said Sunday he'll announce tariffs on semiconductor chips "over the next week," though he indicated he could offer flexibility to some companies.>further exemptions
>>60269933he's doing his damnedest to make pic related reality god bless bobotrump
>>60269974its gonna dip harder if trump migger does more tariffs
tariffs are priced in already
>>60269976>he indicated he could offer flexibility to some companies.Source?
>>60269991Tariffs are not priced in. The vibes of a possible round of tariffs being enforced loosely for about two weeks and then quickly repealed is priced in.If they continue longer for that expect shit to hit the fan.
>>60269933bezos should let him know he can get these next day shipping with Prime
>>60269994>>60269892https://www.axios.com/2025/04/14/trump-chip-tariffs-china
>VIX slowly winding down>overnight market isn't going very crazy>some shit about a treasury liquidity crunch or some autistic bullshitWouldnt be surprised if we pump for a day or two desu
It's frustrating to know that most people I talk to are focused on the immediate "now, now, now!" of returning manufacturing to the United States and trying to strongarm world trade. But my question is, who the fuck are we going to sell our products to if that does come to pass? What the fuck are we going to make that's going to make people buy what we have? How are we going to win against the sweatshops in SE Asia? I highly doubt the average American is going to settle for those conditions.
>>60269997they are priced in desu, why do you think the market and crypto pumps on the slightest good news? hell even with the tariff flip flops bitcoin never dropped below 75k
>>60270006a lot of people think america is mostly self-sufficient and only really needs canada/mexico for trade, so the answer is the manufacturers in america would sell to the biggest 1st world consumer market, america, and they would have preferential advantage over imports due to trade policies
>>60270006It's up there with "Trump deliberately started a global trade war to trick china into escalating so he could cut deals with other nations and make it world vs china."
>futures
>>60270001>he indicated he could offer flexibility to some companies.>Tariffs for thee, not for me.Large corporations will do fine.Small business will be facing tough times.
>>60270006Nobody is going to buy it, it will be way too expensive. Only the US themselves. Even if other countries lower their tariffs, especially "third world countries".
>>60270026Americans barely buy products we already make in America. Are we just going to close our borders to all import except raw materials?
>>60269997>>60270024its actually crazy that btc didnt just dissolve after liberation day. even on quiet days last week, while tariffs were in place, we saw +3% on SPY. and on pause announcement (everyone knows tariffs still happening, raised on china) it pumped insane. Maybe im just crazy but i feel the upward pressure here.
>>60270026Ask those people why Trump is antagonising mexico and Canada then.
>>60270039So we can control them. are you retarded?
>>60270035its so crazy it might work
>>60270038thats why I think the worst has passed (hopefully). anytime there's any neutral to slightly good news you see crazy candles. people are ready to dump their money back in
i have a feeling tsmc's numbers will be low+ no one wants to hold over a long weekend
>>60270042How's that working for you?
>>60270039Because they transship from China, import fentanyl, and let illegals in.
>>60270047why do you think tscm earnings will be low? not saying ur wrong just wondering what youve read.
>>60270054Earnings is not important. Forecast is.
>>60270045i saw the reversal right at -20% which was the exact same % drop from the 2018 china trade war. could perhaps be a 'dead cat bounce' but damn this cat is bouncy as fuck.
>>60270058Their predicted profit earnings this year? or what do you mean? sorry, im retarded.
>>60269767>fell for it again
>>60270077at least we get to crack down on anti semitism that was what trump was primarily campaigning on and what most people voted him into office to do
>>60270054i suspect that in a reaction to the deep seek efficiency many investors got antsy and the checks came in slowerits already in a precarious position because of its ties to Taiwan and our aggression towards european parts of that supply chainnot to mention 2T market cap for the pick and shovel company relies on at least *some* gold miners to make a profit which is hard to find right now
>>60270005>treasury liquidity crunchThis is no small matter.
>>60270075Yes. During ER, they will give forecast for the next year.
>>60270024>pumps on the slightest good news?Bot traders front running breaking news.
>>60270045Countries are negotiating (you can read about it in foreign newspapers). Most will reach some kind of agreement. Not sure about the China situation.
>>60270101>read about it in foreign newspapersPost three sources.
>>60270077>$150 billionisn't this like 1 week of spending by the federal government
Evens and we are bear. Odds and we soar with Taurus.
>>60270077rug pulled
>>60270077Still far more than what Biden and Kamala would have saved us.
>>60270107checked
>>60270054>>60270047they reported something last week and they were high
>>60269933uhh SOXLsisters...? i don't feel so good
>>60270088Yet nobody wants to explain it in depth and its short, medium, and long term effects on the market
>>60270112>he thinks we'll save anything after the tax cuts and shit in the republican budget
>>60270005i'm betting on a surprise black swanbuying puts on open
>>60270112200 billion is being added to the military budget. So those savings are wiped out, if they even exist to begin with.
>>60270140Short Term - A lot of market volatilityMed Term - Reduced market confidence, feds might have to step inLong Term - Depending on what the fix was, might be a economy death spiral or back to business as usual
>Trump slapped himself in the face and is desperate to find a way out>The US economy cannot withstand Trump's high tariffs.>Trump must compromise with reality, but he must also take into account his face and prestige, so there will be a lot of pretentious behavior.top kekhttps://udn.com/news/story/124438/8673178?from=udn-catebreaknews_ch2https://translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=en&text=https%3A%2F%2Fudn.com%2Fnews%2Fcate%2F2%2F6638&op=translate
>>60270038BTC (in theory) is more global market than USA.
>>60270140It depends if hedge funds start to fold. If that happens look out below.
>>60270175thats true,but other markets dumped hard as well..
>>60270140Okay so you’re saying it’s a big nothing huh? Guess you should go long huh?If you ask me, institutional investors are down BAD. They’re trying to trick some dumb money into the market for some exit liquidity.
>>60270189No I just dont know what the fuck a treasury liquidity crunch implies for the broader market you fucking mong, take your meds
>>60270162Long term is more QE, massive inflation, stock buybacks, functionally zero rates, and crazy valuations as people seek out growth stocks that’ll outpace the 4-5% inflation rate.
>>60270189Here is the thing, we had a healthy economy. JPow against all odds was going to manage his soft landing. All it would take to go back to that was for the orange monke to stop.
>>60270077If he really cared he could just write checks to the US Treasury.
>>60270195>Printing more money when there is a liquidity crunchI have seen this before
>>60270193Like that other anon says, it’s short-term really really bad. Medium term too. Long-term the Fed steps in and we have a repeat of every other recession where there’s meteoric recovery that’s totally unsustainable till our next “correction”.
>>60270024The ramifications aren’t even noticeable yet. The vibes are priced in, not the actual policies.
>>60270134it keeps pumping...
>>60270199JPow was the fucking idiot who got us into this mess to begin with. The fact that you are praising him means anything else you say should be immediately disregarded.
>>60270151This you may get a immigration bill or maybe a voting bill
>>60270204Yeah some anons here aren’t old enough to remember how infuriating with was for Goldman Sachs to be kvetching about “deflation” and running non-stop money printing, meanwhile everything somehow is more expensive across the board.They can’t wait to do that to us again it seems. We’re all their slaves, after all.
>>60270213Okay. Explain why it is his fault.
>>60270213you must be a very unpleasant person
>>60270193Looks like people just not buying american debnts and it causing a feedback loop with markets>whats it do FOR MMEEEEEEEthink critically or accept faulty information:securities and investments in general have shit fitsthe eternal bear finally gets to make profit on the remaining 200$ in their brokerage accountbusiness gets like harder to do or something?a lot of buy the dippers get mad when inflation exists in addition to great dip-pressions and wealth destruction
>>60270193It means assests could get dumped if hedge funds margin calls get of hand while investors money out of the funds.Hedge funds are leveraged heavy. If the market dumps they lose big. If they lose big enough they are forced to liquidate at a loss. If this were to happen in a large event hedge funds could collapse bring the market down with them.Look into basis trades. These are the hedge funds ticking time bombs.
So from 2022 to 2025, the market decided that facebook, the dead social media site that's mainly used by nearly dead geriatrics, was actually worth 7 times as much as they thought. Whoda thunk.
>>60270279Instagram + WhatsAppdo you even do basic research
>>60270289They already owned those when they started dropping in 2022 retard. What's next, you'll pretend that Occulus products are actually making money?
>>60269839I denounce the talmud and all forms of judaism, it is a sickness. But the fact that you're such a coping nigger than you can't see Trump is cucked to shitrael is very telling. He's sent billions to isreal already. He's going to do more.
>>60270158>i'm betting on a surprise black swan
>>60270306or, an orange swan, if you will
I have a hard time seeing how this won't bite the US markets in the ass in 2 months.
So are tariffs on electronics now back on?
>>60270320This needs to portray insider trading better. You don't know any more than anyone else by researching what the market makers say on social media.
>>60270295
>>60270320>people basing their investments on real world news and data instead of the financial equivalent of astrologyNature is healing
>>60270279Feb 2023 was lama 3. They got outflanked by deepmeme and now lama 4 is shit. Doesn't help that doomer lecun is out there throwing a wet blanket on llm hype every chance he gets.
>>60270279they have 80% gross margins and make a ton of $
>>60270361Yeah I'm sure they did
>>60270387It's not a big thing in the US because the US already has other systems in place. Whatsapp is like third world SMS.
Well goodnight anons see you at market open
>>60270387
>>60270420Which is funny because it is better than whatever ass system US is using. SMS in 2025?!
>>60270450>SMS in 2025Want to keep something private best choice is SMS
Bear genocide, bear extermination camps.
>>60270464Except SMS is easily intercepted by MitM attacks.
>>60270450Iphone users can do it all through Imessage, and stuff like Facebook Messenger and whatever Google's pushing prevented Whatsapp from reaching critical mass in the US.
>5 months since law changed (old law has been abolished by parliament itself)>german IRS online form still uses old system with old law ES IST EINFACH NUR VORBEI
>>60270466What did we ever do to you :(
>>60270489Plenty of other good alternatives, I mean even the WH was using Signal. It is just the masses are too much of a sheep (Apple users) or retarded (Android users) to use something good.
>>60270495the bear cries out in pain as he shorts you
>>60269792Imagine believing this
>>60270520I just wanna make money like you :(There's nothing stopping you from buying a put or shorting some shares, too! It's fun! :D
I feel like futures always reverse Sunday night into Monday. Whatever happens tomorrow, my conviction is we end the week near SPX 5000 and the decline continues next week.
>>60269837are these companies taking tariffs into account for guidance/forecast or do they just pretend its a nothingburger
euro futures are going vertical
>>60270199>JPow against all odds was going to manage his soft landingnah it was never going to work, inflation never went under 2%
>"Blowing out others' lamp will not bring light to oneself."Trumpsisters, our response? Is this just a desperate way for us to stave off decline?
>>60270609>Is this just a desperate way for us to stave off decline?Always was
>>60270609He doesn't have a clue of the levels of based retard we're operating on
>>60270599But it was trending downwards till someone blew the plane up
>>60270566But I do know one thing thoughPumps, they come, they goSaturday through Sunday, MondayMonday through Friday — yoMaybe we rally one dayMaybe we still might grow'Til then just fade that rip and blow that fuckin’ VIX ho
How can futes be green lol
>>60270633delusiondenialdread
going down a bit
>>60270609buddy comedy movie where xi talks in chinky riddles the whole time while trump grunts and shits himself
>>60270609>Trumpsisters, our response?>good afternoon friends of the press, YES, YES even the fake news, even you>YOU might hate ME but I still lave ya, yeah, yes I'm like that, you all know that. >I'm a very kind, very generous man. You writing that up fake news? >they never make me look good it's always this or that, never TRUMP GOOD, you know? Very bad. Yeah, pretty bad. >you know who the FAKE NEWS does put in a good light? No? Yeah, you do, the President of CHAYNA, Xi, my good friend, good, good friend, we have spoken each other on a number of occasions, great conversations, yeah, he's a good friend>do you know what he said though? >He said we are BULLYING developing countries with tariffs, absolutely unbelievable, very disrespectful from president Xi. >We're creating OPPORTUNITIES for these people, these people that are STEALING OUR JOBS, isn't that generous folks? You writing that down CNN? They're very fake, very very fake, but you all know that. >one time I got on CNN and they were so disrespectful, so unfair. They're fair to Clinton though, yeah, yes exactly. You know who else they're nice to? Hunter BIDEN. Very corrupt, very bad. >he caused this Ukraine thing you know, with his dad, very incompetent, very bad man, very evil man. WORST ECONOMY EVER, under Biden. Let that sink in, America, worst ever, folks.>that's why we're making AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, yes folks and my good friend Scott Bessent here, your secretary of commerce ladies and gentleman, he does it all for you! Give the man some praise.>it's not an easy job, no, no. I love making deals, but all these world leaders, they're so annoying. They want this, they want that, when they're STEALING from the AMERICAN people. Very bad, yes.
>>60270668It's not going down until dollar stops dying I guess
>>60269991No they aren't, the sentiment is the fed will bail out the markets no matter what happens
>>60270668>>60270673this likelyit's not stocks going up, it's dollar going downsame for gold, it looks like it's going up for you but it's just crabbing vs JPY
>>60269997Wall st doesn't care about what actually happens just what they think is going to happen.Most of the money in the system is fake anyway.
>>60270609Its kinda true but kinda not.Everybody was benefitting from the status quo for a long time. America got cheap dogshit plastic and chinks could pretend to be clueless rice farmers while growing their influence. But that specifically made it a threat to america. What Trump is doing shouldve happened ages ago in a less extreme way. But americans were too greedy.Notice how he says obsessed with hegemony? Almost like he wants America to give it up. I doubt he would be willing to do that if sides were reversed.
Bund yields almost at the same level as before the government spending increase
>>60270609>pussies out and doesn't even say 'america' he just doesn't understand yet. there can be no cooperation. one must dominate the other. there can be only one.
>mfw I realize all the pro miggers are literal jews, indian shill farms and russian bots that want the US to self destruct
Good morning /smg/How are we doing today
>>60270710Not a cult btw
>>60270710Well they are getting their wish.
>>60270710You are mixed up a bit.Jews want him to make Israel stronger (and make antisemitism illegal)Indians want him to let more of them inRussians want USA to ally with themThen there are 4channers (doomers) that want the USA to self destruct because they hate what it has become.
>>60270733Lmao ask any russian about america and they'll begin a hour long butthurt rant about how America robbed them in the 90s and how it should be destroyed. They'll also not think about all the oligarchs that stole their country during privatization and who still rule today and send them to die in Ukraine for peanuts. America's allies are not China, North Korea and Russia
>trump suggestsEr why is Bobo getting so excited. He's still cucked out. He'll probably ring xi himself during the week. Nothing but crabs and greens ahead boys
>>60270609migapedesisters, i dont feel so good
>8 min 'til T time
>>60270739I didn't say "why" they want the USA to ally with them, but all the same, they do.
Ah, finally, the market is open.
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
omxs30 up 1,8%
>>60270710People like you have become so politically radicalized that your own conspiracy theories don't even have any internal logic and consistency anymore. You think Israel wants the US to self destruct? Are you retarded?
>>60270774Sweden does semiconductors?
>>60270774>AEX up 2,20%Good times
>>60270782nice reading comprehension, retard
>>60270786No, we just go with the flow, if US futures are green we pump
I am just a humble investor (retail) from India. Tell me if US equities will go up now. The news is all so confusing to parse meaning from, doesn't help that it's my third language.
>>60270800>equities up nowImagine being a jeet and not being Damadoran-pilled
>>60270800Europoor S&P indexes like CSPX are up BIGLY. The people in the White House talk like babies, you shouldn´t have a problem understanding them.
>>60270793What did I misunderstand about your post? You literally said that jewish people want the US to self destruct.
>>60270710source on webm?
>>60270804That guy is a certified moron. His emphasis on fundamentals is just iteratively deboonked and he gets mogged by anyone who knows about factor investing / quantamentals.Quantamentals >>> Damodaran boomer investing
>>60270810Only russians want america to become weaker, the jews dont care since we already do their bidding. Russians on the other hand feel that we're destroying their plans of becoming a regional power since we're sending a few rusted bradleys to stop their peasant zerg rushes
>>60270809> The people in the White House talk like babies, you shouldn´t have a problem understanding them.Do you understand how incredibly difficult it is to make sense of the USA tariff headlines as a non-native English speaker. I imagine it's terrible even as a native English speaker - but the level of confusing nuance surely means the news isn't like baby talk. It's more like schizophrenic amphetamine addict who lives by a hill station
>>60270809That was the after hours EU pump from friday. The S&P is currently going down and it opened at -4%.
it's a crab day
>>60270820Literally everyone on earth hates america except americans
>>60270077lmaowho the fuck cares about 150 billion when we are spending trillionswasn't worth his cuts
>>60270759whoever drew that pussied out big time by not giving him a massive cock
>>60270833Here in India right after the Ukraine - Russia full scale war started in 2022, we had a bunch of anti-American pro-zigger sentiment. You literally had Indian guys on social media with the "Z" logo watermarked on their pfp. It was some insanely cringe stuff and thats even by Indian standards knowing we're the phull sapport country. Ball lifting is in our blood.Anyways that was back in 2022 but then anti-American sentiment died down by 23/24. Now in 2025 with Trump in office we were supposed to like him because our incumbents like Trump but the market volatility is making Indian media rag on Trump.
Watching euros slowly drag the Kodachi of carbon neutrality across their collective abdomens and spill their internal spaghetti all over the international stage is extremely cathartic as a burger.Especially when their 10 largest corps are auto/oil.High IQ moves yurope!
>Here in IndiaIt's so fucking over, /smg/bros
>>60270858>he trusts BRICS Newsnot abolish, replace -- potentially.
Waiting for banks to report earnings.I didn't pick up was PNC. I originally sold at $189 back in February. It's at $151 now.
>>60269767Nothing happened. Apple upped and I missed it but since I missed it, it has not happened so yeah, nothing really happened this weekend.
>>60270814>Damadoran boomer investing>portfolio is up >40% in 3 yearsYour loss Rajeet
>>60270786Sweden only has ikea and a bunch of green industry scam shit
>>60270006>How are we going to win against the sweatshops in SE Asia? I highly doubt the average American is going to settle for those conditions.Loads of things are done in America under nine sweatshop conditions and sold to Americans at reasonable prices, and it's not like the sweatshops in SE Asia are keeping the price of Nikes down.How much of the money being saved on labor is actually gettingg passed onto the consumer rather than the shareholder?
Why are we pumping when he shat on the rumours?
cash bros what is the play from here? we buying or holding out until agent orange is done with his chimp out?
What a big beautiful green day, what could possibly ruin this
>>60270904Burgers genuinely believe this because of Family Guy or some shit
>>60270672make him shut up definitely alreadywere is the fucking deep state when you need themfucking wankers
>>60269792Y-you are trolling, right? RIGHT?
>>60270710Totally not a cult.
>>60270950>wall street opens>american meth dealers dump their stock for burger money>SP crashes 3%>Trump wakes up at 2 pm and makes an incoherent tweet>market pumps 2%>FOX runs a story about how Xi almost called>3% pump>before close Trump gives a speech about how beautiful tariffs are>2% dump
>>60270800why not buy NIFTY saar? it was poomping today
>>60270812https://www.instagram.com/p/DGA_x1Bzv9g/https://www.youtube.com/@VanessaHorabuenaOfficial/videos
>>60270858EVs are the future anyways. It's retarded to blame EU's directives when it's the automakers' fault for sleeping during the last decade
>>60270944buying a 0DTE put spread every single day drumpf is in officerest in gold and cashsimple as
>>60269792You miggers lie so much it's not even funny anymore.
>>60270944I’m waiting, bears are too euphoric about imminent financial collapse and are gonna get burned in the next few months.Anyway Sterling has gained enough value that it’s the best performing leg of my portfolio since lib day >Sterling held to most of its 1.7% gain from last week and stood at $1.3099, while the New Zealand dollar rose to a four-month high of $0.5860
amazing that the golden bullrun started already
>>60270088yeah but it has no effect on the stock market thats just a casino. might even record pump if us defaults :D
>>60270944Hold cash turn off social media and news for 3 months and then consider
Why? Why is it fucking green?
>>60271015The line always always always goes up
>>60271015Bull facts don't care about your bear feelings
>>60270195how would that even work when growth stock doesn't go up unless someone buys it? the company gives nothing to the investor of these stocks so it relies fully on someone having extra money after you to buy it higher
>>60270367nice company you got there sir
>>60270279Isn't Facebook currently in trouble now because a whistleblower came out saying that they were secretly working with the CCP?
i habe no fucking idea what to do on the market open, will it crab, drop or pump. FUCK THIS CLOWN MARKET
I've lived to see the American stock market behave like its platonic ideal, a shitcoin. No reason, just vibes. Depending entirely on tweets by a couple retards to pump and to dump.I'm not sure I would call this "unexpected."
>>60270279Terminal clown market.
Fakeconomy
>>60271071its been green nonstop for like a week by now so i have a feeling we wont see and dumps in a long time. the market is extremely desperate to climb up and beyond ath. people literally have trillions of dollars they can't find any better use for than to park them in stocks
>tsla put expiring in two daysfuck man
The price of Playstation 5 is raised by 25% in Europe
>>60271116They do know that'll just make the Switch 2 look a better purchase right?
Is this a bull trap?
>>60271129i hope, but I don't believe...
>>60271077It's not unexpected at all and the only reason the market is still alive is because there still is trust in the American economy and Donald showing restraint.The market is entirely forward sentiment based on expectations of growth in valueSince the 7 companies that account for a third of SP500's market cap are overexposed to the tariff shit and risk a massive increase in costs relative to turnover, which will in turn have a diminishing effect on their earnings-per-share and thus decrease their expected value.So if 33% - and that is excluding the other 90% of the SP500 somewhat to very impacted by tariffs - goes down, then that automatically weighs down the index.
>>60271116People still buy the PS5?
>>60271130What are you shorting, anon?I lost 50% of my clown portfolio shorting tesla and apple last week.
>>60271144>lost money shorting TSLAliterally how?
>>60271147I boughted/buyed the bottom.
>>60271129its the perpetual bear trap. you know "its gone up so much, surely it has to come down soon"
I think i will just buy NVDA and go long, fuck this volatile day-trading
>>60269844Bessent is doing the best he can in a bad situation.
>>60270609>Chinaman once said ancient proverb>Snuffing another's lamp won't light your ownWhy is it always proverbs anons? Why are they like this? Is it to dab on how old their country is or something?
>>60270609What the fuck ever open up another fortune cookie
>>60271170This, bessent seems very logical and he worked with soros, he knows his stuff. I theory is that he will try to pump money into indexes one way or the other so boomere arent unhappy with their retirements
>>60271144>he shortsi'm too kowai to
>>60271168What do you like about NVDA?
DEEPSTATE BOBOS OUR PORTFOLIOS
we are back
side-lined ass niggas, our response?
>>60271186I have the rest of my portfolio in boomer rocks, oil and construction companies of emerging markets so I'm not too worried.Make a cowboy porfolio and be prepared to lose it all. Also remember to set a stop loss to be prepared for the stock going +20% on a tweet.
>VIX down biglyall this means is puts just got much cheaper
>>60271144>>60271111yeah tsla puts....
Options in this environment is pure gambling. I mean it was a bit of gambling but now it is 100% pure gambling when an orange monke can tweet out "CHYNA" and your puts/calls crater.
>>60271205>>60271219The market obviously is delusional and high on copium right now. Just wait for reality to set in.
So many seething bobos here today. Glorious
We are pumping because dollar is dropping
>>60271249We are coming for you.
>>60271129Shocking. Does Nip anime look like that nowadays? Chink anime games look better.Oh and yes, it's a bull trap.
>>60271255Euro increased 11,76% in value relative to the dollar YTD
hmm maybe the bears still have a chance
>>60271266And they said we were too poor for vacation in the US. We just don't want to, simple as.
>>60271266>1.15>Literal 4 year highOptimistic
>>60271219I've been buying small call positions. So if the market shoots up you make some money from the calls. If it dumps you buy the dip
>>60271271Not just a chance, it's guaranteed that the market will go back to depression again if trump doesn't cancel his bullshit. Otherwise no rate cuts, or an emergency cut (which is still bad), shrimple as.
China losing the team fight?
>>60271275Pretty much
>>60271316The government supporting domestic industry? I thought only tariffs did that.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60271316China is trying to transition into a service-based/consumer economy like the US. These tariffs are a very useful excuse to keep that ball rolling for Xi.
