Smile, the market will open today, edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsLast time on /smg/: >>60879745
>>60883509I am once again shilling copper, silver, uranium for AI infrastructure over 5-10 years and domestic oil for within 5
>futures
>>60883514there's no reason to long that instead of ai
>>60883517Do women actually do this? Do they have no self respect?
>>60883519You're about to get crashed on so hard lmao
I'm gonna liquidate my 401k, roth, and go 100% in GOOG.
>>60883523im not long ai you moron
>>60883521You're understanding the hoeconomy, if that vid went to an only fans it probably made hundreds of dollars. Also women are skanks in general.
>>60883524>Buying a dying, possibly to be broken up company at the top.Ok keep us posted.
>>60883525I dont want to be long AI and try to gamble on the winner. I want to be long infrastructure that the AI buildout (incl datacenters) will need
>>60883533>dying companylol>possibly to be broken upa nothing burger. Already priced in regardless>at the topevery worthwhile large stock is "at the top" the majority of the time
>>60883528Underestimating*
>>60883523>Rate cuts in SeptemberIt's going to be a cock blasting rally before it crashes.
>>60883541You dont have to gamble on the winner. Buy a basket. I mean, NVDA? PLTR? investing on the "build-out" of ai is a soft secondary play. If AI is so good it justifies buildout then just long AI. It's much easier. There's so many more variables to doing tangentially related infrastructure plays than *just* AI.>not as much build-out>not significant demand to move revenues up meaningfully>macro-economic factors hurt infrastructure>AI eats shitit's too odd to do it this way. It's like me buying berkshire because they own some caterpillar stock and caterpillar will get more business from the rebuilding of ukraine.
>>60883524>I'm gonna liquidate my 401k, roth, and go 100% in GOOG.hey retard just open an account in your retirement plans and buy goog through the brokerage account.
>>60883562There are other factors, too. They are still pushing for EVs, which need lithium for batteries and electronics need REEs in general, with some countries starting to opt for resource protectionism. Even during the covid days, the 5-10 demand/supply outlook for copper and silver and uranium wont keep pace with projected growth.So really, its more of a materials and PM play based on inevitability, but it overlaps strongly with the AI/tech boom
>>60883514what about electricity generation, transmission, switching, land leases, that are needed for all data centers even if they are not AI focused.
>>60883596Why?
Buy GOOGSell SBSW
>>60883605>electricityThats where the uranium comes in. MSFT didnt help fund the restart of Three Mile Island for fun. SMRs as a tech have also become viable. No longer do you have 70s style cooling towers, you have molten salts and reactors that fit in a 60 foot shipping container and can be assembled in parallel like giant batteries, picture disaster relief and portable power.My point is nuclear is the future of energy generation in the US; oil is still very important for eg diesel and industrial use, that isnt going away either, even if full EVs catch on.If youre talking utilities proper, yes, power companies and also water is a good place to be. If we head in a recession, its a good defensive cornerstone for your portfolio
The NXDR pump begins this week.
>>60883621>nuclear is the future of energy generation in the USIf a nuke plant is operating, or recently shut down and can be reactivated in a reasonable amount of time, but gas generation is the bridge to supply the immediate demand for all the data centers being built now and planned to be build the next few years. Its going to take 10 years or more to build and start a new nuke plant, the NRC just is not going to cooperate and there are always massive delays and cost overruns. And, dont forget all the DEI engineers and plant operators who are going for fuck everything up
Huh, just noticed Whataburger is the only fast food joint whose names begins with a W
Trip fags never fail to entertain.
>>60883643
>>60883635India and Pakistan have nuclear reactors, you retarded faggot crying about DEI while being unskilled in all imaginable regards.
Global financial crisis in 2026, everyone gets fucked by bailouts, immigration and debt kek
>>60883680
>red friday>three days without market>red mondayI'm literally not even opening my brokerage apps tomorrow
>Futures
>>60883703Friday was pretty green if you're into minors
Sorry smiggers ive been cheating on you guys with stocktwits I dont think they realized what my username is kekI wish biz had that price change since post thing, very amusing
Eurodef is pumping because people are pulling out of gay AI shit into high quality dividend paying eurodef stocks.
why are people shilling sausage roll company?
Do i long SLV or is it too late?
>>60883514Buy high, sell low.
>>60883800That is a cool feature.
>>60883800bitch basterd
>>60883828Yuo put this comments to me while your mother is the prostitute?!?
>>60883802Eurodef is such a midwit retail play. Like buying Lockheed Martin stocks any time something happens in the middle east. Rheinmetall, a historically sub 20 P/E company has been pumped up to a P/E of 90, exceeding that of most high growth tech stocks and you actually want to buy the top here?
For these who think it's time to embrace miners>>>/bant/cmmg
>>60883850eurodef is going to shit anyways when eurozone inevitably crashed because of germany.
>>60883871crashes*
>>60883852I'm not clicking that shit
It's ov.er
>>60883521It's AI dawg
I don't know if they're picking up trash tomorrow due to the holiday
>>60883850Eurodef has at least 5 extra years of pumping because of the new NATO budget. Plus with the way having shown that drones are le future, every country and their mother is going to spend the next years developing that.>inb4m-muhtheywontactuallyspend5%!Burger cope need not apply.
>>60883905>Build endless amount of drones>uuuuuuh, who's gonna fly them?>I guess we just have to use AI for warfare haha
>Unemployement rate>FridayShould we go long mumusisters?
>>60883931This is our month. Patriots back in control.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A
>>60883900>the entire us economy depends on webms of jiggly ass cheeks
>Vix spikingLmao entire market collapses because I bought Nvidia on wednesday
I looked away and futures went from flat to -0.6%, who shat the bed now
KEEP THE MARKET CLOSED WTF
>>60883968It's been 3 days they can't keep it closed forever
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH POWELL YOU HAVE TO CUT WE ARE MORE THAN 1% BELOW THE ATH
>>60883980Stocks are greatly overvalued but judging that based on the ratio to GDP is stupid. P/E ratio is a better metric
my posts arent showing, i got banned for speaking too many truths
Stocks only go down
Open the markets.
FNGU bros why line not go up?
So if I make an investment and lose money, the fault is entirely mine and the government doesn't give a fuck, but if I make a profit then suddenly the government is entitled to a part of it. How is that fair?
>>60884035No no, you got it wrong. The government cares for you. It allows you to offset those losses with new profits. But for that you have to keep on gam- I mean investing, otherwise your previous losses are in vain.
>>60884035thank the jews that run your government
the 11th of november will be the start of the eurozones' downfall
as always, just buy the fucking dip
>>60883980We need a severe stock market crash already, everything went full retard pumping nonstop
all I had to do was buy GDXJ and SILJ but I let Fridays NVDA dip lure me in. I'm fuckin stupid
>>60884087Only a 60%+ crash, sustained over at least five years, can break the cycle of retardation we're in now. Crypto needs to die and so do trash stocks like PLTR and RDDT for the market to heal.
>>60883850Cope, Linemetall only goes up.
>>60884094I never undestood why Crypto is even a thing. It doesn't do anything. Sure, you might be able to buy a tesla with le funny dog coin, but there is literally 0 value to the world in crypto. It is going to die, maybe being replaced with digital currencies controlled by central banks.
>>60884111checked. Crypto is obviously a scam. You can make money on a scam
Slurp juice ready
>>60884125True, you can make a lot of money on a scam, if you're smart with it. But Bitcoin has the same real world value as some pajeet rugpull coin. The inevitable fallout is going to be hilarious.
>>60884094Yes, the global elites will all agree to lose money simultaneously.
>futes
>>60884111Crypto is a hedge for inflation. Like gold but superior.>noooo my shiny rock has actual value because... it just does okCool. Then btc has value for the exact same reason.
>>60883514>silverWhat role does silver play in AI? Isn't usually copper used for wiring and if they want to protect it against oxidation (and other reasons) they use gold?
>>60884140Its shiny
>>60884140>lmaoGold is a tangible and finite thing, a "coin" with a riddle behind it, that some retard made up, therein has no valueget out or pack your bags bucko
>>60884134>The inevitable fallout is going to be hilarious.I'll throw a party when it does. You anons are all invited.
>>60884151when it goes to zero*
>>60884141Nowadays its FOC not copper.
>>60883528>hundreds of dollarsYeah... most women on OF don't earn more than $1000.
I'm going to invest in a breakfast sandwich this morning maybe with bacon for good luck
>>60884187bismillah
>>60884145Crypto is more finite than gold. Eventually no more btc will be mineable, whereas we can always find more gold/ synthesize itThe reason we have so many bobos in this board is because they invest in dogshit like metals and 'value stocks' while everyone around them gets richer with blue chips and crypto.
I'm looking at a 30Y mortgage. The bank is offering a payment plan where I only pay interest for 20 years and after that the principal at a far greater rate than if I took the regular payment plan. However I ran the numbers and if I split the difference between the smaller payment for 20 years and the regular payment plan and put that in a broad market index I'd come out on top with say 7% annualized gains. What's the catch here? After 20 years I could lump sum even the larger principal, given inflation and career advancement the larger principal wouldn't matter as much too.
>>60884195>be jewish>create bitcoin, and thus cryptocurrency out of thin airit may be finite, but it holds no intrinsic value because it has no use. what does bitcoin do? what can you do with bitcoin? you will never be able to give a fulfilling answer. gold? you can use it in medical procedures, in food, jewelry, electronicscryptobros are at the peak of mt. stupidity, caught in a bubble ought to destroy its inhabitants. you were caught in a lie.
>>60884195My shit is also more finite than gold since eventually I'll die and stop producing it. A thing being finite doesn't magically give it value if that thing is essentially worthless.
Why are we crashing today?>>60883517>Ear sex
>>60884201I wouldn’t touch that offer unless you can afford to pay down principal early. When I had a mortgage I made sure to pay more than the payment due so my interest paid was not greater than my principal.
>>60884201>30 year mortgage
>>60884206>>60884207If you honestly believe that golds price is because of its industrial uses you are unbelievably retarded. The only reason gold has value is because humanity has agreed it has value. Same with diamonds, only fans whores and athletes. Things have the value society gives to them alongside supply and demand.Crypto is an inflation hedge you can take anywhere with you and not need vaults to store it. It does golds job 1000 times better.
>>60884223the reason you may find crypto to be a better suit for hedging "inflation" (lol), is because it specifically caters to gullible idiots like yourself.
uuraf ?
>>60884236Priced out seethe is my favorite
>>60884236Gold : is an inflation hedge, takes tons of space to store, needs security, cannot be used in transactions, cannot be transported , illiquidCrypto: is an inflation hedge, can be transported in your pocket, usable in transactions, extremely liquidCrypto is superior to gold any time of the day.
>>60884207you just suck at marketing, i bet delphine couldve sold it for more than gold
>my read-only spreadsheet is more valuable than precious metals
>>60884222I've even heard of 50Y mortgages lol.
Lockheed Martin or Raytheon, if you had to invest in one, which one would be?
also where is the negotiable instruments thread ?where is the uniform commercial code thread ?where is the lawful money vs legal tender thread ?where is the denominate your bank account in united states notes thread ?where is the exempt from levy thread ?where is the private banker and forms f56 and f56f threads ?etc etc etcit's almost as if /biz/tards aren't actually very serious about their cess
>>60884255i would be shorting rheinmetall instead
>>60884255anduril
>>60884256Sir this is a crypto image board
>>60884255LMT
>>60884265privately owned
>>60884255>>60884271They pay divvy on 9/15 though I think, is wait to buy til that day
>>60884275Hadrian is another company to buy when the jews let us in on the IPO
>>60884059Why?
>>60884275yup, also liquid and easy to buy
What's the plan if Vance shortly becomes president?
>>60884111Crypto allows you to avoid banks, that way the government can't freeze your accounts if you're a trucker in Canada and you're against the mandatory 5G COVID vaccines. So there is a reason for them to exist, but the question is just which ones will withstand the test of time.
>>60884134>inevitable falloutI think that since the BTC SPOTs have been introduced the probability of a fallout, is getting lower and lower.
HEELP
>>60884160>FOCWhat's FOC? I can't seem to find the answer using Google or Bing.
>>60884245>uurafThe fuck is with that graph? (speaking of graph, haven't seen hgraf anon recently)
>>60884308don't worry about it he's wrong optical interchanges are slow as fuck
>stocks only go up!!!!>100 P/E means that it's undervalued and you should buy!!!>our economy is going to be 100% based on AI!!!
>>60884258Why? They're for sure PUMPING because of the war still going on.
>>60884333germany will be a failed state by EoY
>TRUMP ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY AT 2PMBullish or Bearish? What's He gonna say? Anything about Russia-China?
>>60884333Can't argue with those digits>>60884339Remember what happened last time everyone thought Germany was a failed state?
>>60884342Different Germany. Today's Germany is filled with gays and browns
>>60884342the state failed and the new leader was bullied to death
>>608841871 (one) bacon egg and cheese bagel went for $7.49 and took 5 minutes to complete. Either their phones don't work or the employees don't know how to work them which is bearish for bagels
>>60884287Porsche earnings call will bring the vibration that starts an avalanche>>60884300>>60884304Crypto is interchangable with monopoly money, but you aren't ready for that conversation>>60884333a war that will end in tragedy, just not for the side you would think
it's time to pay what you owe
>>60884359>Crypto is interchangable with monopoly money, but you aren't ready for that conversationyes being able to trade it for USD is one of its selling points
>>60884364you can still trade monopoly money for USD :)
>>60884293It'll be funny if he immediately flips back to his old self when he seemed a moderate-left Republican. Would be a nice moonshot.
>>60884222My 30y mortgage is the best investment I've made so far. My shiny rock collection and shares in shiny rock acquisition companies are giving it a run for its money right now though.
>>60884359Im not siding with EuroNato if that's what you thinking. Well I just don't tale sides, just want to make profit.
>>60884362We'll be back to neutral by open bobo.
AhHhhhhh NooOoOoooo
>>60884359>Crypto is interchangable with monopoly money, but you aren't ready for that conversationIsn't that true for basically any (every) fiat currency that isn't backed by gold? (not that you can eat gold when you're hungry though)
Pleas show benis sar.
>>60884404can you do your weekly shopping with pajeetcoin?
>>60884249Bitcoin alone has more E-waste than the Netherlands and costs more energy to maintain than Poland.Your jaw must be hurting from the amount of crypto cock you're sucking right now.
>>60884412Technically you can, because you've got platforms like Binance, Nexo and others, that give you a physical card with which you can make purchases using your crypto.
>>60884346Weimar Germany was filled with gays as well, anon.A lot can change over the course of 10 years.
>>60884249>Gold is a natural element, Bitcoin and all of crypto is money with nation state removed, or globohomo money if you like
Why do morning farts hit different?
I tried to warn you all, bad economic data is coming in thick and fast.The 10th & 11th of September will go down in infamy. You have 8 days to get your affairs in order.
Fiat currency is backed by guns,fighter jets and nukes, what are you going to to about it dork
Fuck my eurostocks, every metric says they're undervalued by 20-30%, low PE, double digit profit margins, performing better than projected, low debt, etc... and they're 12-15% down since march.
I am financially ruined
WtfTarrifs are canceledWhy is line not up????
>>60884461Name stocks
>>60884457Why those days specifically?
Hope we start going up on open
BRK still green in pre-market
>>60884475CPI & PPI which will come in stupidly hot. Then jobs on Friday :)
I need someone to tell me NVDA is gonna recover this week. I dont want to sell at a 3k loss but I need to if its not gonna recover this week.
>>60884463>"Historical precedent for presidential tariffs includes the 1890 Tariff Act, which granted the president authority to retaliate against countries with unfair tariffs, and the 1930 Smoot-Hawley Act, enacted by President Hoover to protect American industries, though it led to retaliatory tariffs and a decline in international trade. More recent laws, such as the Trade Act of 1974 and the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA), have also given presidents broad authority to impose tariffs, which has been invoked by President Trump"The market is pricing in the fact that the supreme court will strike it down. And the courts can no longer block something until it's proven. So they aren't actually blocked until the supreme court rules against it
>>60884515its gonna recover eoy but who the fuck knows what happens in a week trump could tweet anything from an ai chips act to xi having a small dick
>>60884515> below $170 in premarketit's overle bubble... has popped
>>60884514>US politicsmy european mind is too ignorant to understand this, good luck john america
W-whys it all red?
>>60884522Couldn’t imagine being a eurocuck Sad shit, man
>>60884551Shakeout before big green dildo.At least thats what im coping for.
>>60884552you will never experience freedom of life as you will in the eastern european countryside, you should try it sometime amerifat
>>60884552I cant believe we havent had a flood of white europeans migrate to america yet. Do they really not believe that its over? Whats it gonna take?
Remember the last dip from nvidia earnings? Remember how we closed green?Buy every dip
Botan wants you to buy SBSW.
>>60884569>canada so full of jeets they are shitting on the beaches without repercussion>usa being ruled by donald drumpf (a jew) and psychotic niggers with gunsthere are plenty european migrants in SA.Many of us migrate east, from poland to especially thailand
so the dollar is gaining value but the stock market loses value?isnt that a contradiction
>>60884578Trump may be owned by jews but hes not jewish. And Canindia is a lost cause but I also dont get why their white population isnt fleeing to here in droves like the western eurocucks should be. What the fuck is even the point of canada, why would anyone want to live there, even before the jeets?Eastern europe is fine, for now. Definitely nowhere near as cucked as the west.
>Premarket red>After a three day weekendUh...
>>60884569>>60884578>>60884594I heard USA food is of shit quality.
>>60884594I specifically remember the story that leaked, that donalds trumps birth name was legally "Drumpf", a jewish surname. He changed it at some point. But that story got memoryholed so hard, i will never forget it.
>>60884573The difference is every country's long duration bonds are getting ass fucked at the same time. Look at TLT... that movement is hella yucky
>>60884593If USD is sold less relative to forex, then the value of the dollar still rises.
>>60884573>Buy every dipsomeone's about to get rekt
>>60884607u
>>60884551Insider knowledge among the elites that Trump had a stroke and going to be standing down soon, so they are selling first before the news comes out and there is a huge dump, then they will buy the dip before Vance steps up and cuts the H1B visa and even more regulations for Peter Thiel and Palantir explodes
>>60884565Russia will probably invade you>>60884598I’m on an all-natural high fiber diet (no supplements or high-fiber processed food products)I eat nothing but the best food all day.
the bulls are freebleeding
>>60884601Drumpf is not a jewish surname. Its a german surname that originated in the 16th century. Has nothing to do with jews at all. It wasnt "memoryholed", it was probably dismissed as disinformation and everybody stopped talking about it, because its retarded.
Oh no. Not Dell.
>>60884601>"Drumpf", a jewish surnameAmerimutts say the stupidest things
>>60884619>live donald drumpf reaction
>>60884598We have the best beef in the world,(Wagyu is overhyped trash) and access to pretty much any food from anywhere in the world. To say american food is shit quality is baseless. Obviously, if you go to shit places youll get shit food. Obviously if you only buy highly processed shit, the quality is shit. But regular food in america is of perfectly fine quality. Much better than any eurocuck shithole.
why do you hate jews so much, are you brown or a nazi?
>>60884632You know every single president has done that same thing? They dont do it because theyre jewish. Its just for appearances.
Everything in the red pre-market
>>60884613>libtard version on Qanon brainrot2 more weeks until Vance is crowned king
>>60884642I’m actually a chud who went all in on kikes after October 7. Seeing Israel defend themselves in a 7 front war, destroying Hezbollah, bringing Iran to near collapse. This is all based beyond belief.
>>60884632>They dont do it because theyre jewish. Its just for appearances.>t.
>>60884201i'd wait before getting a mortgage if I was you. Either a recession starts in a year, and everyone is selling their houses for cheap to keep their clothes on their backs, or the economy does well enough that the building spree Trump been trying to line up takes off, and housing becomes cheaper anyways. Getting a mortgage now would be buying at the top.
where in the fuck is the labor day rally?
>>60884613I could buy Trump suffering from a stroke, but there’s no way Don is leaving the White House save in a coffin
>>60884612I'm not hard enough to short but also not as stupid as to trying to catch the knife which will keep sliding or outright falling for at least the next two weeks.
>>60884665Kys retard
WTFWT
> everything dumps in unison as soon as american markets openIt's fucking hilarious
Is this an actual dump or is it a tech dump?
>>60884701>You do realize we are dumping on European bond news, right?why would anyone know that
>>60884706Because it’s all over the news, retardEurope is fucking collapsing
>>60884706because except for you smg is just pretending to be retarded
>>60884701>>60884706>" Long-dated bond yields in Europe hit multi-year highs on Tuesday as investors grow increasingly worried about the state of finances in countries around the world, while stocks slid, the dollar gained, and gold touched a fresh record high.">"Licensing Rights, opens new tab Summary 30-year British gilt yield at highest since 1998 French 30-year OAT yield highest since 2011 Pound and yen both under pressure European stocks, U.S. futures both slide Gold hits record high before retreatingLONDON/SINGAPORE, Sept 2 (Reuters) - Long-dated bond yields in Europe hit multi-year highs on Tuesday as investors grow increasingly worried about the state of finances in countries around the world, while stocks slid, the dollar gained, and gold touched a fresh record high.As markets suffered a sharp September back-to-school shock, the Japanese yen also tumbled after a close aide to Prime Minister Shigeru Ishiba said on Tuesday he would resign from his post.The Reuters Daily Briefing newsletter provides all the news you need to start your day. Sign up here.Later in the day, U.S. business activity data will be the first in a raft of important economic figures to come this week.Britain's 30-year bond yield rose nearly 6 basis points to 5.697%, its highest since 1998, France's rose a similar amount to 4.513%, its highest since 2009, and Germany's was at its highest since 2011 at 3.41%. ">"A €2 Trillion Dutch Pension Headache Is Coming for European Bonds">"The storm is centered on a long-planned reform of the Dutch pension system, the European Union’s biggest. It’s already pushing up yields on longer-dated bonds and traders are positioning for volatility in the euro swaps market, which the funds use for hedging. Things could become more extreme at the turn of the year, when a large tranche of funds are set to transition, due to lower liquidity at that time."Americans rarely look at what's happening in Europe
My all in stock rugged so hard that i went from well into the green to Red today.Bitch Basterd benchods
>>60884328based
>>60884717fake news if you were a real indian you would have all ined an option not a stock
>come get financial advice from a woman with peacock hair and a nose ring
>>60884723I am curious what she says. It has to be stupid
>>60884717Did you all in GOOGL despite everyone telling you this would happen in September?
>>60884723>come get financial advice from a woman
>>60884722>looks at my $30,000 worth of 645 monthliesGuess I'm an indian today.
No one told me September is going to be this brutal...
>>60884723That’s lighting. Her hair isn’t dyed.Still not listening to a woman, though.
>>60884731true I could've just stopped there
I stopped drinking coffee a week ago and after some headaches, I've never felt better Kick out the caffeine jew, fellas
Should I slurp today or give it a week
I'm gonna say the n word
>"Japanese entities have achieved a historic milestone by surpassing the 1000 billion USD mark in the issuance of dollar and euro-denominated bonds. This significant development underscores the growing confidence of international investors in Japan's financial stability and economic prospects. The surge in bond issuance reflects a strategic move by Japanese entities to diversify their funding sources and tap into the global capital markets. This shift is likely driven by the favorable interest rate environment and the strong demand for high-quality assets, which Japan's bonds represent."Okay this is kinda funny. Japanese investors are just buying a ton of euro assets
>>60884694Markets aren't open yet retard fuck off.
>>60884734
>>60884738SEPTEMBEAR
>>60884749This is going to be the Japanese century, isn't it?
>>60884743Give it a month at least lol. October earnings.
>>60884761If Japan can pull another Meiji restoration or post war miracle and suddenly grow again they'd be a monster
Trading bots have made the markets so gay. When there are hype narratives everyone piles into these hype stocks and they shoot up while others flounder. But when these narratives are under attack everything goes down. Even companies selling lumber go down on bad AI news lol.
>>60884738>>60884756Wake me up when septembear ends
>>60884615Kinda sucks that humans can't digest fibre, don't it?
>>60884716bonds don't nuke like that because of "finance", there's something else going on
>>60884782>futures
>>60884638>To say american food is shit quality is baselessIt's somewhat based on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfehGfSTu70
>>60884786israels gonna 9/11 yurop to get support in the middle east
SLURPtembearHope you boys have been stockpiling your spare shekels for slurping
>>60883509
It's over.
>>60884638Shut the fuck up. You've never left Ohio and it fucking shows.
>>60884804would buying a straddle on Figma be a good play?
RIP
>>60884808Sorry, I have a headache or things are missing my mind.
any chance nvidia recovers this week?
>>60884820good lord no
>>60884804Figma balls
>Weird shit going on in Europe fucking with my stocksCan those faggots behave for five minutes?
>>60884786The real issue is that Europe had their bonds at 0% for so long that raising them now means all the pensions that were invested in those bonds are selling at MASSIVE losses look at this absolute clown festis anyone surprised the pensions heavily invested into bonds are suddenly shitting themselves?
i swear i have only lost money on SOXL
>>60884820Next earnings lil bro. Maybe take a vacation, you seem stressed and its going to get a whole lot worse before it gets better.
>he bought the obvious top
>>60884809Ive been all over the western hemisphere, you angry little pissbaby. I vacation in Aruba every year. Ive neen to Japan twice, the UK and ireland, as well as Greece. America has the best beef of any place I've been to, and our food standards are much higher than most of the world. You literally cant argue with me, so all you can do is impotently run your mouth to try and hurt my feelings. Which you cant do, because I dont give a shit about the opinions of some poor, probably inbred thirdworlder. Eat shit, peasant.
>it's another debt warning week>>60884723Did you miss that the name is a reference to hitting a bong?
>>60884832This is what happens when you let retarded low-t bureaucrats run a region.
>>60884833Imagine having the world's strongest currency and look like this. GBP parity with EUR NOW
why are bond yields rising and why is that a big deal? The federal debt was never going to get paid off anyway so whats the big deal
>>60884854women as wellbut thats included in the low t I guess
>>60884847Look, faggot. If you don't buy the top then you are a liberal.
Anyone who doesn't buy the top is gay.
>>60884752damn you sound emotionally bitch made LMAO
>>60884860Europe decided to make a massive welfare state based on it. Like you know how Americans are using 401k's invested into the stock market?Europe decided to buy bonds that gave 1-3% returns for 15 years and now their welfare state is collapsing lol lmao even
>>60884838i dont even have anything in nvidia just things that partially depend on it which is almost equally as bad but its fine ill just wait it out
>>60884860It's a big deal because the entire market is basically a duration trade right now. The binary options are:>inflation is transitory>inflation is not transitoryIf inflation comes back/long end yields blow out to the upside, it's 2023 again, which is why >>60884780's lumber investments feel it when duration gets sold.>TLDR duration trade and long rates are everything in this market
>>60884860You have to keep up the illusion that the debt could be paid off. Pulling back the curtain to reveal that it was never going to happen (which everyone knew but would never admit) is a very bad thing.
>>60884786Especially as Japan had it way worse during the entire summer. And the market didn't give a shit. On top of shitload of bad news in the same timeframe. But the market is the collective retardation of the people, so yeah.
>>60884881It's also September 1st and like clockwork the market will shit the bed until October.
>>60884876Why can’t yuros just be normal?
>>60884876rentfreeYou are coming with us.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOKIN GAINS
>>60884892based~
>>60884892Basado
good morning
>buy stocks in different countries in compelety uncorrelated sectors to diversify>entire portfolio dumps at onceWhat the fuck is this bullshit?
V shape please
hope you guys didnt miss out on the $24 SOXL cause its gonna be $29 by the end of the week.
>tariffs ondumps>tariffs offdumps
>NVDASo the bubble is actually popping?
>US markets open>big fuckoff SWBI candlesthe wild west aint dead yet
>>60884907PLEASE
>lay me 5 feet under the ground
>>60884915holy shit NVDA redder than TSLA. Insane, lmao
In the office today. Taking a shit as the market opens. Seems like poetry.
Fuck im so tempted to buy WYHG, numbers look great
Given I made three threads in a row. Does anyone else want to make the next one?
>>60884931For free? In this economy?
>>60884833>He thinks euro pensions are tied to stonks and bond marketLmao the ignorance. At best you have Switzerland that has a 401k equivalent amounting to less than a third of the retirement contributions. And it's not an EU country anyway. Pensions systems between the US vs EU and Japan are vastly different.There's a reason the EU doesn't see a wave of suicides and olf farts offing themselves whenever there's a recession.Their pensions systems are not better in the long term, but they absorb systemic shocks better as they're decoupled from stocks and bonds. They're not decoupled from the labor market on the other hand, so a recession still has some effects.
>>60884931Well perhaps we're wondering why someone would make a new SMG thread... before the stock market is going to zero
>>60884931there's still a lil life left in this onestop baking earlythe limit is 310
>>60884935I guess I'm the wagie baker. Here are pretzel buns I made.
>>60884931i don't work for free. have some self respect.
>JBS seeking approval to export meat to mexicomost fucking bullish thing ive ever heard for that undervalued gem, those thick mexibeans are gonna eat all the meat-oIMAGINE THE SMELL
>>60884943Very nice. Now make the next thread. Also do a little dance for me.
danm, that was a shrap fall off, any reasons?
GO UP SLUT
BUY ALREADY YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
>>60884931yesI make one
>market blood red>againGetting tired of winning here MAGAbros
>>60884948>any reasons?no.
>>60884947No I'm not baking!
>>60884951I'm not buying that shit
boys, take a look at swbi x)secured a local government contract, its gonna outperform everything else
>>60884951I...can't. My deposit won't clear until Thursday.
>>60884937I always thought that american retirement being 100% tied to the stock market is dumbLike imagine working all your life only to not be able to retire at 65 because the jews decided to dump that year
Starting to think I should have just sold in August and held cash until late September. Only one of mine isn't red right now.
>>60884948I invested.
Buddy look at buttcoin computer
Soxl weeklies? NVDL shares?
>>60884974Americans are good goys and reject socialist nonsense like pensions because freedumb
>>60884974It shouldn't be that much of an issue when you're divvy/value-maxxing, which is what you're supposed to be doing at that age.
Yea this is bad, did something happen?
>>60884974That's exactly why the market is broken and why it is right to happen.
>>60884984>everyone who sold NVDA just now IMMEDIATELY bought BTCwhat does it mean?
>>60884974You shouldn't be that heavy in securities that close to retirement. I plan to start leaning back in my late 40s.
>>60884974Yeah but what if we put those 401k on crypto
>>60884937True, they're not attached to any investment securities but they rely on the current generation being fleeced to shore up the pension system. It's a transfer of wealth from the current working force to the retired one based on a narrative of 'pension fund contributions'.>they absorb systemic shocksLmao. No shit they absorb 'shocks' when you've got the entire working-age population propping you up to everyone else's financial detriment.
come on burgers, buy, everything will be fine
>nivodia revivering.Keep it coming.
>>60884997IBIT and ETHA have been good to me, I'd like to see a new crypto etf open up so I can get it at the ground floor.
Why? It barely went up
>>60884464>he isn't sloorpingNGMI
>>60885015>>60885015New thread 4xNew thread
>>60884974You're supposed to gradually move into bonds to avoid that
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>>60884974The best system is honestly a mix of both. I like the three pillars system of Switzerland. Very down to Earth, and still lets you grab some nice stonks returns.
>>60885055Based and strokepilled
>>60884729I am all in into a german solar company
PLEASE. RECOVER. I CAN'T HANDLE ANOTHER RED DAY I'M SICK OF IT.
>He didn't buy GRRRWe mooning. Short interest is 125% of shares outstanding and they getting squeezed like a zit.
>>60885097Lmao. Good luck champ.
>>60885113>up 1 and change percent>mooningdo you think its Ok to tell lie son the internet?
>>60884974This is why they usually rebalance into bonds later in life
