Don't smile you are losing money, edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsLast time on /smg/: >>60883509
Keep slurping you sluts
>NVDAHe sold?
OOOOO my little Rheinie. Its a V isn't it haha. 1800 EOW honey
for free anon?
yeah i am a fuckin joke
New thread, new me
I buyeded the dip
>didn't slurp fast enough>everything already recoveringGuess I'll continue to wait
We are recoovering buy the fucking dip green by eod
Kek baggies
I SOLD YOU MORONIC NIGGERS TOLD ME IT WAS GOING TO END TODAY AND THE REST OF SEPTEMBER
>>60885049Just ask your brokerage for a refund
This recovery is fake Poopoo is still on top of peepee, cum line pointing downI repeat Poopoo is still on top of peepee, cum line pointing down
>all the wall street traders get off from their august vacation>immediately panic sell on the first day of september>then start buying their own dipwhat did they mean by this?
>>60885048Thats not what schd chan looks like faggot
>>60885057I just bot trading.
>>60885015HGRAFbros, how are we holding up? Is the CEO okay?
25 soonlord of the rings will be over 200
>>60885029The 4th thread I made...lol.I'm basically a janitor now without the title.
remember the days of NVDA in the 180s?
>>60885064>Is the CEO okay?She's pretty hot.
we're not about to look for new all time highs herewe're just finding the lower high
>>60885062Not my problem
SLURP
Hi guys. I’m a millennial and my mom just died from cancer do you guys have any fresh dips? Haha
wowtastytrade absolutely shit the bedthey need to be criminally investigated
Slurpers gonna slurp, I love how retail was cattled to buy every dip. God the reckoning will be even better.
>panic sell>buy own dip>sell againI hate this market
>>60885087Have you tried not being retarded?
>>60885074condolences anon. lost mine to colon cancer. no tips here, i'm currently losing money.
Will I make it with these being my roth IRA. I just slurped
And just like that I'm back in the green
>>60885087Always slurp when the market goes down a lot for no reason. They are shaking the tree hoping you panic. And you did!
sold my $637c for $20 profit way the fuck too early
>>60885072your tits are gonna pop with the market, unlike schd. that's your problem. that and being a dickhead.
>>60885107Kek he mad
>>60885107lmao mad
Aaamd we falling again. Excellent
>NVDA $170.50what in the name of holy jesus
>>60885099And just like that you back in red
YOOOOOOGonna smoke me some Doom Weed for the occasion!
damn my stock is doing numberswhy are you niggas not getting in on thiswhat's wrong with you
Ondaschads…we’re eating good
>>60885107Kek baggie
>>60885128Is it doing a lil sum?
I joined the stock market less than 2 months ago, where is the dip?
Bobo please....
>buy SPY puts at open>30% up>close position>SPY starts recovering>jerk off to a JAV>check SPY again>I made the right decisionI’m going on a bike ride
>>60885136This is the dip, newfriend, September is always like this.
New contracts rolling in. Shorts getting squeezed.Go big on GRRR now or forever regret it. I'm going to become a Gorillionaire.
!!!BBC TUESDAY BOIS!!!
>>60885072I can understand the argument of SCHD being a slow grinder, slow yield boomer play, but what makes your product supior to the other indexed products? I am genuinely curious.
>>60885128How much further can this run? Can't find much financial info on my broker.
>>60885145BASED
>>60885142gratz lolenjoy your bike ride
>>60885119I know, right? Way overpriced. A correction is long overdue.
If they announced Trump died, would the market go up or down?
what buy
>>60885142JAV code?
>>60885171Buy stocks
>>60885171QQQ unironically
>still no response from tastytrade customer supportwooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww
>>60885168down today, up next week
>>60885178Did you get rugpulled by a licensed broker?
slurped some qqqi
>>60885171GRRR unironically breaking out and is squeezing shorts after announcing a new multi year multi 10's of millions deal.https://x.com/GorillaTechGrp/status/1962869920552886558?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5EtweetWe are going to $25 smiggers, strap in or fuck off
>>60885067What are you on bro? Do you just drink too much coffee or is there a glass pipe by the keyboard?
>go long>entire market tanks>Sell losing position to go short>Everything pumps>Get stopped out of puts>Market crabs>Panic buy>line goes straight down>FOMO short>Market pumps
FUCKI knew this would happenBut I'm too much of a puss
>>60885156Its literally VOO with a slightly lower expense ratio
>>60885189Nobody listen to this fucking shill. Hes either an industry plant or he is actually retarded and believes his own bullshit. Either way, ignore him. GRRR is a shit ticker. Just look at the chart. Or should I say, shart. Because thats what youll do when you get rugpulled by this garbage stock.
>>60885164nah, line go up, tehe
>>60885197no you're thinking of SPLG, SCHD is the defensive divvy growth thingy.
>>60885194Then trade with smaller quantities.
I've never seen a bullrun in my waking life.Wonder what's it like
>DJIA down>NASDAQ down>NYSE Composite down>FTSE down>Frankfurt Stock Exchange down>Toronto Stock Exchange down>Australia Stock Exchange down>Shanghai Stock Exchange down
>>60885197if this is true then why do people recommend VOO for long-term holding
>>60885204I am going to be absolutely insufferable once this hits $30.When it hits $60 you won't hear from me again, I'll have ascended from this cesspit. This is the next Palantir and you're all too chicken shit to see it.
>>60885216Tronno
>>60885221No. ASTS, and NBIS are the next PLTR, fool.
Graphmemes real quiet today huh kek
>>60885190I don't do drugs. Drugs are bad! M-kay.
When the euro bond market implodes it's gonna be sooooooo funny
>>60885220it isn't true... >>60885209
>>60885220SPMO mogs VOO
>>60885178>trading on a platform called "tastytrade"You get what you fucking deserve.
someone tell me why smci is dying now?
>>60885237i was referring to SPLG
>>60885197Interdasting. Any alternative to VOO and the price for admission will always be considered. Thanks man.I like QQQI, CLM, CRF…
>>60885245Was always a shit stock
>>60885236French sovereign debt crisis will be fucking kino
>>60885245Trump pulled their China chips waiver.
UUU is going crazyPotential daytrade if you can get a good entry.
>>60885221You are fucking delusional. Seek professional help.
alright, the market had its little dumpy-dump, lets get back on schedule
>>60885221this but about graphmeme instead
>>60885256Kicking myself because I hesitated at 6.10 and then it rocketed up. But I bought at 6.75 and it's still climbing.
Can you even call it a red day if it’s not down at least 1%?
>>60885227Agree on ASTS. Still waiting for a better entry, but worried that my patience will not be rewarded.
>>60885246>SPLGsome people don't like it because it sounds like spooge, and also because it has switched indexes several times. Originally it was the Russell 1000, then some Large Cap Growth Index, and only recently switched to the S&P 500. Some people don't like the risk of their product just completely changing identity just to save 0.01$ ER vs VOO. VOO will always be S&P, it's literally in its name. (roman numeral 5 followed by two zeroes = 500)
>>60885222troono
Is Trump's anticipated announcement of a housing emergency bullish or bearish for FNMA?
>>60885266And of course it turns red as soon as I make this post.
>>60885245Accounting fraud yet again. No moat, shitty chink CEO. Short it to hell and long GRRR.
>>60885280Bull
>>60885229no im here but sworn to silence
>>60885272same, looks promising
Me like graphite. Me like pencils. Me like HGRAF
>HGRAFshould i cut my losses already? I'v been bagholding for 2 weeks
>>60885303Well it is a scam. But who knows maybe an anon will buy your heavy bags.
>XYZone wordwhy?
>>60885303>selling the bottom
>>60885303It’s not a scam so I would just hold it
you guys ever get that 'gut feeling' sometimes? like you just KNOW.. you know what comes next? But it still scares you?
>>60885272>>60885292If you're longing, just buy it now. I can see this doing a 10x in 5 or so years if everything goes to plan.
>>60885320>It’s not a scam
>>60885324Correct.
>>60885303Hold indefinitely. Sell before delisting
>>60885303it’s highly speculative, probably trending into unintentional scam territory, how big is your loss? You should always have a stop loss strategy so you can focus on the next move or preserve some capital
>>60885321>trading based on gut feelingthats why you are pppppPOOR
HGRAF is the easiest hold of my lifenot my fault you dont wanna get filthy rich next year
god damn it i was thinking about buying $639p but came back to SPY already dumping again
Kek HGRAFaggotshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HJDB147nWoc
>>60885327>>60885324>>60885303Its a pre-revenue scam. You've been HGRAFTED!>>60885303What is your average anon?
notice the shorts can't attack the technology or the inventor so they go after the CEO
>>60885303I'm still holding mine and will until the listing.
>>60885340I would matepress her
brehs... it's our time now
Minors doing just fine, glad wagmi
Which will moon first: HGRAF or the Polish space program?
>>60885332lost $600 anon. I beehemed myself
>>60885342$2.34 ( cad )
>Nvidia hits its lowest level since July 22nd
beheemed myself on UUUa trailing stop loss would have made me a comfy profitnow I'm stuck watching it like a hawk to see if it will go back up or if I have to cut my losses
I’m not feeling so good lads…Still holding tho
>>60885303"listen kid. this is not a ride for the feint of heart. this is a ride or die scenario which will cut to the core and test your metal as a man. are you strong enough to face the evil within, and win?if you are someone who is easily frightened, discouraged, or lacking in courage, this adventure is not for you and you should absolutely market sell your bags immediately and consider this a lesson learned in risk management.but. if you have a modicum of faith in the beauty of scientific progress and young inexperienced blonde CEOs, you need to look inward and kindle that nascent flame. cup your hands around the ember of hope and blow slowly, using your hands to shield her from the whipping winds that seek to snuff out her existence. you may be left out in the cold, you may freeze to death, but there is a chance, a small chance, that the flame can grow into a fire that will keep you warm and comfy for the rest of your life. the leering eyes sizing you up from the dark now are the same jealous eyes that would watch in envy as you lean back and enjoy the spoils of your perseverance." -Michael Strategy
>>60885358Poland is sending a person to the moon on Artemis 6.
>every bond market nuking>gold soaring>ships deployed to venezuela>china banned from chips againbig war coming up
WE ARE INVADING VENEZUELA RIGHT NOW
>>60885386But... but Poland cannot into space...
Ok, I slurped just a lil SCHG
>>60885393>tfw didn't have funds to invest in LMT when it was on sale
>everything was red on friday>everything's red todaywhen will red FUCK OFF
>>60885395Not with that attitude kurwa!
>>60885386In 2031. You also have to lower the bar because here's also no guarantee that the Polish guy will get to walk on the moon.
and just like that grafefe is green again for the 5th daynothing ever happensim going back to sleep
>>60885322https://youtu.be/HFgeustBpFk?feature=shared
>>60885250>2014>Spain debt crisis is gonna be kino>2017>Deutsche Bank's debt will make it collapse alongside germany and the de t crisis is gonna be kino>2019>Italy debt crisis is gonna be kino>2025>France debt crisis is gonna be kinoAre those debts crisis in the room with us, zerohedgies fucktards?
>>60885414Don't forget Credit Suisse
>>60885405Better chance than a pink sheet graphene company has of becoming tech dominant.
>SOXL going down like 13% in 2 days is somehow ok
>>60885303What's your avg? Tell me its not over $2...I tried my best to warn you
>>60885414This time is different.
>>608854230.9717
>>60885411based
I think I should just buy gold at this point
>>60885054See, told ya
>>60885432why buy gold when you can buy ALKEF?
Burgers won't be able to afford burgers. Time to try soiburgers
>>60885432the second you do it will plummet those are the rules sweaty xx
vgh
>>60885393>Bong bonds now a 5.75% on the 30 year despite multiple rate cuts while pound is down 1.5% to usdHow would war impact the bongs so much? No one is touching the Falklands. Seems like just typical mismanagement to me.
>>60885438Based. Metals and minors fulfilling the prophecy fiat doom.
crypto is fake and gaythe whole economy is fake and gaywe're all just in the casino playing with chips
>>60885414That's my wife you're posting there...
>>60885422I be watching… I have a $15 buy alert set for the foreseeable future.
>>60885362I broke my MacBooks screen today and I want to behead myself as well
France government already taxing their subjects to the breaking point and they think they can survive a debt crisis.lol. lmao.
>>60885477If the French government collapses maybe they'll finally bring back the monarchy like they should have done after the war.
>>60885352
>>60885483Would be kino.
>>60885414>>2014>>Spain debt crisis is gonna be kinoeconomy dead>>2017>>Deutsche Bank's debt will make it collapse alongside germany and the de t crisis is gonna be kinoeconomy dead>>2019>>Italy debt crisis is gonna be kinoeconomy dead?>>2025>>France debt crisis is gonna be kinoeconomy deadit's serial killer kino, not everyone's favorite style
>>60885366where are her pants?!
Mornin' Precious Metalbros.
UUU prepping for another run.But the volatility is insane so buy at your own risk.
>>60885454
>>60885393It was always going to be this way. It’s not all economic, but a huge chunk of it was.>west completely guts manufacturing >gives it away to countries with great power ambitions (don’t worry, goy it’s called “comparative advantage”)>surprised when countries with great power ambitions start doing great power things with their increased PPP>west now realizes it needs manufacturing capabilities to compete against aspiring great powers>can’t convince a populace to work a CNC Lathe because we’ve financialized our economy and all workers want to do is get email jobsI’ve been saying we need a world war for about 10 years now. We’re in a huge mess and the only way to get out of it is to create an economy where our GDP is based on producing tangible goods, not services.
the melt up starts NOW
Thats it, im out, all cash - made 14% ytd, I will take that any day in a correction year. See you guys in the new year when a bottom has formed, good luck to you anons.
bad vibestime to buckle inwoop woop
>>60885518NOOOGET BACK IN HEREYJU CABT LEAVENOOOOOOO
https://youtu.be/3mbBbFH9fAg?si=nLRQggzAeZGRxXXv
nigvidiaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>sell NVDA before earnings report>buy gold/silver ETFs>number continue to go upis it really this easy?
STATUS REPORT!?
I'm slurping
And still those voices are calling from far awayWake you up in the middle of the nightJust to hear them say:
gold went on a 10 year bullrun from the dotcom bust to 2011. it's not unprecedented
They are shaking out weak hands
wagmi
are two red days in a row even legal?surely tomorrow has to be green, right?
>>60885549>gold>dollarsSorry, sweaty. But 1oz gold = 1oz goldDon’t taint my shiny rocks with fiat, okay?
>>60885048SNSXX?
silvers price action today os perplexing
>>60885553Weakhands create bad times
>>60885547slurping what? all time high prices in a shrinking economy?
>>60885561
>Check portfolio and feel pretty good because my MSFT is still hovering close to my cost basis>Nosedives five minutes later
>>60885582we are in a melt up. crypto and stocks are going to new ATH.
>>60885564>silver up 5%>silver DOWN 2%>bottom falls out of every silver miner>options obliteratedlol, good one jews
what the fuck is KHC doing
>>60885599Un-merging
>>60885602im sure there is a proper word for this anon
Trump has a press conference this afternoon. Do the big boys know something?
>>60885583Line go down new paradigm
But I thought you were supposed to buy the dip? Fellow slurpers? What do we do now?
>>60885612Sorry de-merging
>>60885546I'm up bigly, gold stocks are killing it in 2025, and especially this past month
After the nightmare kaleidoscope of an experience that was waking up to liberation day, I can't feel anything from a 1% red day anymore... yawn...
WE JUST ENTERED A NEW BULL CYCLE
>he bought the "dip"
>>60885612I'm.... breaking...up
when do I puss out?
>>60885623*divorcing the mayo takes at least half
>>60885616It’s nothing. Space force HQ is moving to Alabama.
>>60885095RKLB has potential if its Neutron rocket works this year, but they are also developing as a space services business not just rocket launching service, and space weaponization and commercial development is big for the next decade at least.
>>60885632
>>60885095>0% minersngmi
>>60885632there are people who consider -1% a worthwhile slurp
i really should’ve committed to puts instead of pussying out. at least my UVIX is going up
>>60885632It was me. I slurped. Sorry everyone
>>60885635
>>60885654Sell it so we can go back up
>>60885624MCD and MO are the only 2 stocks even trying to get my account into the green.
>>60885564that's a man (but for real this time)
Don't worry. We'll get new numbers later today.
>>60885171>what buyvgtgevcvx
https://youtu.be/4pBo-GL9SRg?si=q-LaYkayzwkINQjb
Warren is wining again, to the surprise of no one, other than /smg/ fucktards, obviously
>>60885510tfw miggers and their pencil necked hapa sons being turned into red goo in a foreign hellhole will be a reality before the next president is in office
>>60885691/smg/'s record is still better than reddit's at least, right?
>>60885689she is fat and ugly bitch now
>that failed VGiga bearish. Is the clown show finally over?
>>60885272>Still waiting for a better entryjust buy small amounts on the pause or way down. No telling when it ramps up again. Waiting for news on scheduled sat launches.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60885694>miggersSorry spic Fuentes, Kamala LOST
>>60885303>should i cut my losses already?first time on the big stage?
>>60885713it's over
>>60885715Cope
>>60885701yesI don't even think we'll get a significant rate cut pump
>>60885501We did it
>>60885680Dude trying so hard to be edgy. As the ladies say. A real guy doesn't need to try.
How do I short Klarna's IPO
>>60885723I don’t need to copeTrump WON
>>60885719The market is wrestling.
i might be retarded, but i just slurped
>>60885737Short Sezzle given they will move as a sector.
>NVDA 167.50how much fucking lower can it gojesus christ. its ATH is 183
>>60885739Did he? It's been 8 months. History is a long time.I hope for your sake he lives forever.
So why is the us admin not daying anything while watching the bonds fucking skyrocketing?Last time they said simething literally hours after.
>panicsell SPY calls>SPY rises againgod damn it
>>60885751Its going to $90 again lil broThis is 2008 2: Euro debt booglaooOnly it isn't irrelevant lazy spics Spain, Greece & PoortugalIt is France & UK and eventually Germany.The big one :)
Too early for slurp. Next week.
>>60885680do people still not realize that sunglasses come in different fucking sizes for your head
NVO approaching -7% for me. I really don’t want to sell though, I want to buy more.
>>60885770Meant NVIDIA dammit
>>60885422First time newfriend?
WHY ISNT TRUMP DOING SOMETHING POWELL WHERE ARE THE RATE CUTS????AAAAAGGHHHGGGG
>>60885780It's bizarre that Trump is doing literally nothing for this longThe man can't shut the fuck up and now that the bond market is collapsing he's radio silent?
Hate grrr anon all you want. His shit is the only thing green for me today.
>>60885780
>>60885780>cutting rates into an asset hyperbubblebased?
>>60885787>he's doing literally nothing!>put the butt cancer corpse back in!
are we selling or holding UVIX
>>60885787He's dead.
>>60885806well I thought about svix vertical spread but then I realized we can potentially dump further so I wont do that. So UVIX holding seems like the plan
>>60885787it's all jerome powells fault for being "too late"
I’m going to slurp Nvidia, I believe in our AI overlords
>>60885812>>60885787Trump just told me and I got authority to tell you guys. Bonds are gay. That is all.
>>60885787Trump is fucking dead mate.
>>60885435Soiburgers cost more than real burgers though.
>>60885820BASED DIP BUYER
silver/gold market is so bullishwould it be insande of me to throw 10k into one of these mining corps for a quick win?I need to recoup my losses from all this tech poison
Buy GRRRSell SBSW
>>60885816i sold a chunk of mine on friday and more this morning :/
I tried to transfer my treasuries from TD to schwab. I havent heard back. Stocks for this feel?
>>60885837No, the time for buying silver miners was 6 months ago. You are the trend chasing dumb money
>>60885848My mining stock went up 14% today though
GRRR will make gorillionaires of us all.https://www.marketscreener.com/news/gorilla-technology-wins-multi-million-dollar-contract-for-5g-lawful-interception-platform-ce7c50d3d18af123
OOOOH IM CONTRACTINGGGG
>>60885860oofgot the ick ngl
IS THE SUMMER PUMP OVER!?
>>60885015Why's the S&P So red today?
>>60885876tech poopie
>sold my nvidia puts last week thinking the dump was overcrawling in my skin
>US manufacturing contracted for a sixth month in a row according to data from the ISNAh.
>>60885876I hate fake tits
>>60885856Same
>>60885876>>60885878I lied. It's just the market being rational for 1 (one) trading day and then our infinity pump will continue.
how long is this tech bear market going to last
>>60885893ten to fifteen, probably.
>>60885889Institutional sovereign wealth fund buyers took Friday and Today off to secure a 5 day weekend. They'll turn the stock buying machine back on tomorrow when they clock in for work.
>>60885876trump ded
>>60885903>>60885903>>60885903New thread New thread Yes it was me again.
>>60885888you buy that because of me lad?
ai dashcams wtf
BUY GAMB
>>60885912Not unless you're a Swede who shilled it on twitterOriginally bought it back in 2022
>>60885885I mean, it's not like we fucking told you over and over that the numbers that will come in september, october, and basically Q4 will be terrible. Anybody with an IQ above room temperature could read the room. Heck, the recession started in the previous quarter, the numbers don't lie Mason, you just chose to ignore them because ??? (greed)
>>60885787Troonp is dead. Its over.
>>60885197>Its literally VOO with a slightly lower expense ratioWait, so holding both is redundant?
3rd interview with an executive… only 26 weeks left of my NEETBUX…Uhhhh should I fuck it up. $115k with bonus. Idk if i’m ready to wage i’ve felt sad all day after the interview.
