Market playing you by the strings, edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsLast time on /smg/: >>60885015
KEEP BUYING YOU FUCKS
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE>WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONEWHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE>WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONEWHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
I boughted (again)
>>60885916hmph
I slurped AMD...again
>>60885916wait wtf, this is shadow. I thought he was wearing cloth
>>60885933Bobo can't afford cloth bro
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I think we all just need to take a step back and breathe for a bit, and realize that we have a lot of work to do ahead.
>buy>dumps>buy>dumps harder>buy one more time>dumps hardesti am...defeated
This is my 5th /smg/ thread in a row I made. I've become increasingly better at turd wrangling.
>>60885965ur undies are still clean tho
>>60885903Why is S&Pp so red today? Should I buy since it's red? I don't want to buy stocks if they are going down.
Something is brewing… I’m not a bobo, but something isn’t right.
slurp HGRAFit's been crabbing for days
Sell GAMBSell SBSW
>>60885967>white cheddar saved>white race decimated
>>60885989>Something is brewing…It's the shit in my tummy, after that Nespresso coffee I just had
Is trump dead? I hope so
>>60885989gold's on a tear
Im gonna wait till September 15 and slurp hood. I dont have the money to buy 100 shares, so ill buy a 70 delta itm call with 3 months expiry, and sell a 30 delta call. Should I get assigned, ill close the shape for a neat profit. I am twiddling my thumbs in anticipation.
Anybody slurping today? Or waiting a few more days?
>>60886008>white cheddar>is obviously not white>milk is whiter
>>60886015He was photographed yesterday. He's alive.
NOOO THIS IS UNFAIR. Just as I was supposed to go to six figure heaven.
Trump ded
>the political strategy is to pretend Trump is deadwhats the cope going to be when he just announces tonight that we're going to Venezuela to kick commie ass?
>>60886034Oh ok the. There've been videos of Biden and people claimed it was a clone
Trump is dead get ready for the AI double
>>60886038sucks to suck
/WHO ELSE GOT RUGGED TODAY?/
Warren won btw.Again.But don't tell /smg/ that. Still, it's in the archives. Your retardation is available for everyone to see.
Do you buy shares in 100 blocks so you can sell calls or buy less All my money is on vcwe so I cant afford to buy anything not on margin and can only dca 300 euros a month
Its actually crazy they are pretending he's alive. Literally everyone is talking about how he's dead
>>60886027I've been slurping more VOO today. I picked up some VEA a few weeks ago thinking it'd be a better hedge against red days, but it turns out that it dumps the same without the higher upside. I've got enough on the side to probably safely slurp another 50 days of red days and then my dry powder will be spent. By then things should turn around or people will start eating each other and at that point I won't care about my folio.
>>60886056Ideally. You can also buy Leaps and sell poor man's calls against.
>>60886046I don't think the US government has access to cloning technology.
>>60886054I am a perma bobo but even I know when we've overstayed our welcome. No amount of factual data and fundamentals will ever stop the retarded doom bull ascension to S&P500 9,999. It is simply retarded to stand in their way.
>>60886042What does the US taxpayer get out of invading Vuvuzela?
>>60886064israel will be safer
Imagine dying trying to assassinate Trump and he was going to die in a year anyway...lol
>>60886064I don't think it's invade theres just a lot of warships off the coast
>>60886064Why are we concerned with the US taxpayer?
>>60886064We get a raging boner at spreading freedom, that’s good enough reason
>>60886064It will be easier to send the refugees back after they're no longer communist.
>>60886064If we can take Venezuela then we've basically surrounded Brazil with US allied countries and then we can topple them too with a 3 front invasion from the north, the west, and from the Atlantic Ocean.
>>60886064Democracy
>>60886064latinas
>>60886064Monroe Doctrine is only a doctrine if enforced
>>60886074Apparently the US tax payer has been supporting the entire world given how these countries are reacting to tariffs.
>>60886086This should have been obvious during the collective freak out when they gutted USAID. The US taxpayer has been propping up the global economy for decades.
>>60886086I am actually surprised how fast europe imploded with tariffs
>>60886080We already have Latinas here though
>>60886097US is also the only country besides that has a genuine consumer economy. Europe is still heavily dependent on both imports and exports. Anyone who thought tariffs would hurt us nearly as badly as Europe is completely delusional
>>60886098>>60886097>hear for decades about how great european socialism is>it turns out the entire system is reliant on free money from foreignerswhat does this mean
Trump dead? Or is eating mcdonalds for over 60 years finally killing him with some sort of turbo heart failure or super cancer
TRIPS ANDTHEMARKETDIPS
trump had to go and die the week after i buy niggvidia huh
>>60886103whoops besides japanI need more coffee>>60886106No one outside euro's should be surprised. This was called decades out. Their welfare state and general bureaucracy and high taxation was never sustainable Europe collapsing barely 74 years after the Marshall plan ended is really funny though. New world order couldn't even make it a century
>>60886098>it's the tariffsCompletely uninformed burger
>>60886113>>60886107why is everyone saying trump is dead againwasn't this just deboonked yesterday
>all these random 1 post by these ID's just saying Trump is deadthe fuck do you guys think posting that in this general will dothis is almost more annoying than the random taco spamat least you engaged in conversation then
>>60886111Teehee :)Trump will abdicate today due to health issues but will remain an advisor to the white house.
>>60886097Another green energy slush fund was cut lolImagine holding green energy stocks right now
>>60886100more
>>60886120it's identical to the taco spam. It is likely the same 2-3 eurocucks seething again.
oh my god
>>60886098I think with Germany it has been building for a while. Used to always get brake pads from Bosch. They moved most production to China. Now my brake pads didn't even fit and had to be grinded down. Before they fit perfect. So of course now a million people copied Bosch stuff. No reason to buy the brand name if it is the same junk.
>>60886132holy shit
>>60886111Why anon? Why...
>>60886132Purple line gone cray
>stocks only go up!!!! >100 P/E means that it's undervalued and you should buy!!! >our economy is going to be 100% based on AI!!!
>>60886064>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carabobo_FieldPlease understand the real reason we are picking a fight
I HOPE YOURE SLURPING THIS DIP!!!MOST OBVIOUS DIP SLURPING ZONENO MIRAGE
>>60886111
>>60886064Oil and a handy little place to deport people to
>>60886114switch to tea darling.
P-poopoo is still on top of peepeeT-this heeming is planned and expected!
>>60886111>My stuff started pumpingThanks anon
>>60886169But i like no calories to stay trim
>>60886118He died today
>>60886169Green tea or coffee?
>>60886064Not much. The US big corporation tho..
guys, i think i cracked the code
>>60886059Do you trade singles at all? I only really buy SPY options or levered GLD (margin acct), the rest is single names.I'm watching a bunch of meme plays as it looks like RTY is still outperforming SPX (and I think meme energy lasts as long as that outperformance lasts)
>>60886154C'mon now
I've never had a stock perform this well in one day before.This is a big day for me. I'm proud of myself.
>>60886118Rumors of walter reeds roads being locked down multiple timesPhotos of him looking like a pale corpse with no hairAvoiding the press for several days
henlo can I have my money back please?
only my diabetes stocks are green, what a day
>>60886178i used to drink green tea with no sugar. not anymore though. but it's doable. there is something special about black coffee burps though, i'll admit. but all my worst decisions of my life were made with a belly full of coffee, it makes a person angry and volatile. do you drink matcha ever? you should try it in japan.
I predict a gentle downtrend until mid September (2 more weeks) after which we will return for a stratospheric pump driven by interest rate cuts and other factors. I shall be buying the dip sometime during this timeframe.
>>60886210Well, we'll know in 40 minutes. He's supposed to give a speech at 2.
Dell holding up well today. >>60886220Green tea with honey is what I drink.
Fucking yen messed up my JP stocks too. Bastards
>>60886210>Pale with no hairWhat, did he get spicy tea'd during the Putin visit or something?
>>60886220oh motherfuck are you schizo anon?
>SPY $635.80>buy $636c>SPY dumps to $635.00>calls start dumping>panic sell calls. only lose $60. phew>check SPY an hour later>SPY $637
>>60886236I doubt Putin would have anything to gain by assassinating him. Whether it's Vance or someone else, whoever replaces him will be way less amenable to cooperating with Russia.
>>60886027Wait for one more fortnight
>>60886154Isn't that some shit tier extra thicc oil thoughWho cares?
>>60886220i got a matcha ice cream special and it tasted super bad so I gotta find good matcha
who do i talk to about receiving my "sold the bottom" award?
>>60886225Indeed
>>60886103The purpose of tariffs is to promote domestic production. If foreign producers are still exporting to you and tanking the tariffs then it is just a tax and the policy has failed. What do you even mean when you're saying this "Anyone who thought tariffs would hurt us nearly as badly as Europe is completely delusional". It hurts both the exporter and the local consumer because there is no viable local producer to cover the difference. During the first Trump admin there was an actual narrative of bringing back domestic manufacturing and now its just about bragging how much tariffs are being paid lol.
wait why the fuck is roblox of all things having a green day
>>60886248buy and walk away
>>60886247Aren't we all?
>>60886248Thanks for playing
>>60886263the american economy is one of the most isolated economics of the worst worldwe are incredibly self reliant domestically
>>60886266maybe the market thinks pedophilia will be legalized soonnot sure what else could make roblox green
>>60886263>If foreign producers are still exporting to you and tanking the tariffs then it is just a tax Lowering the deficit is good actually
>>60886280>pedophilia will be legalized soonpedophilia is legal already
>>60886230i'll try that just for you anon, i have 1 bag of green tea left. but i don't think it would be good with matcha which is what i usually drink. if i like it though i'll give that a try too.>>60886254it has a pretty strong flavor, acquired taste for sure. start with sweetened green tea, i used to drink unsweetened matcha and can still handle it, but i like it sweet now.new restrictions on tsmc. changing world.
>>60886279Then why is domestic manufacturing shrinking?
>>60886282No you don't understand this time taxes are bad
>>60886279It is the biggest importer economy, take your meds.>>60886282Doesn't work if the same government enacts tax cuts that increase the deficit. And the purpose of Mercantile tariffs isn't increasing tax revenue.
>>60885903Xiaomi chads, we are so BACK. 10x incoming.
I am getting fucked today, financially
>>60886263You have to actually give them time to work anon. Why do I keep seeing retards that think these things can pop up and expand overnight?
>>60886260I buy the near-top and sell the literal bottom frequently and I've no idea how to reverse myself
What do I buy for a quick turn-around
>Games Workshop down about 10% since I started buying
Pump That Shit, Nigga
>>60886190This is neat. I enjoy crisply organized logistics arrangements. My job (in logistics) is not like this. It would be nice if it was.
lol RBLX pumped another $2 in 10m
>>60886307>It is the biggest importer economy, take your meds.You don't seem to understand. The American economy, driven by the American spirit, is such a monster behemoth that even with us being the largest importer world wide, imports make up a substantially small amount of our GDP>"n 2024, U.S. imports of goods and services accounted for about 14% of the Gross Domestic Product (GDP), with domestic production and consumption forming the remaining approximately 86% of GDP"I understand this might be difficult for the European mind to full grasp and understand
>>60886282>cut corporate taxes>give billions to israelhe definitely cares about the deficit
I dont underdtand Klarna. Its unsecured debt. They are offering subprime, uncollateral loans for everyday items. What happens when the majority of people cant pay from one economic shock? I dont see their alpha
the rats are starting to jump off the AI ship
>>60886342It's a terrible business model that makes no sense.
ASTS is the new PLTR
Elon's latest attempt to pump Tesla stock with his "Master Plan" part 4 has failed.
>>60886348>>60886342People are financing pizza. They make money off the poor. Like a pay day loan place.
I eagerly wait for the inevitable day the slurpers cattle will get rekt
The fuck just happened??? SO MUCH RED FUCK
>>60886366What happens when you default on your goyslop loan, though
>>60886366>They make money off the poor.Allegedly.But you can't squeeze blood from a stone. These are people who are too broke to get into credit card debt. They have no assets to seize.
>>60886369Maybe, but not today!
>>60886339This just means the USA is a service economy. Don't think anyone disputes that.
When’s a good time to buy soxl?
>Market close>https://youtu.be/cqd31E2czv0?si=QQf_CpIzbEvV8Kk6
>>60886412No idea but at fidelity sometimes to authorize a payment they'll send a few cents back and forth. Maybe its connected?
>>60886412Oh nonono... not THIS again
>>60886343Ed Zitron was right, AGAINhttps://www.wheresyoured.at/core-incompetency/
>>60886412schwab considers transfers out of your account w/ unsettled funds a margin loan.
>First black woman to sit on the Federal Reserve Board of Governors>Commits mortgage fraud
>>60886440You're about to pay 6% of your transfers in commissions
>>60886476Literally everyone knew she was put on the fed's board because it was a DEI thing. Her credentials were a joke. All her papers were irrelevant and even they were really poorly done>>60886478no way lol
>>60886486I am a college student and I wanted to do the fed challenge but they had an entire section dedicated to how race affects policy decision making because nigger consooomers
>>60886486>The Idea Gap in Pink and Black>co-authored with Chaleampong Kongcharoen
>>60886307>And the purpose of Mercantile tariffs isn't increasing tax revenueIt may not be the primary purpose but what does that matter if the effectnis desirable?
>>60886435I wish he wasn't, but he's nailing it.
>>60886341Tariffs are a corporate tax
>>60886529its a sales tax
TRUMP BIG ANNOUNCEMENT INCOMING>What's going to be?How we detect if BULLISH or bearish?Also>CHECK'EM NOGGERS
>>60886535you killed him
>>60886529Corporations shouldn't be paying taxes.>Line go up
Your friendly reminder that silver is still below its 2011 high AND its early 1980s high.Government debt is increasingly unsustainable.Silver has been used as currency for thousands of years.He who panic buys first panic buys best.
>>60886540He's announcing the move of space command from colorado to alabamajust doing this announcement so people shutup about him being dead most likely.
>>60886545I don't know what happened. It's like free trade mind broke everyone into just becoming dumb. Tariffs have been used for hundreds of years. This idea that suddenly society will collapse now because America wants to focus on its economic growth and job growth over "GDP MUST GO UP" is insane
>>60886553>incest on the moonHOLY KINO
>>60886111Thanks for the buying opportunity anon
damnit i could’ve bought $639p @ $0.80
>>60886535>>60886545It's paid by the corporation. Yes they raise prices to compensate. This also applies to regular corporate tax.>>60886558Many many people make a living on the money that the US sends abroad and they don't want to see it dry up, regardless of the negative effects of free trade globalism on the US.
When is this orange nigga con man going to pump this market?
>>60886590Never.
>>60886279>American economy>isolatedNow this is the mental retardation I come here for
Well just bought $300 each of:>BTC, ETH>IEO, IEZ>REMX, LITP
>>60886279This is the same level of retardation as saying the US has the best food in the planet.
crypto (BTC/ETH) is my 401k
>>60886607But it does.
>Taxes are good if we call them something else
So... WHAT'S THE FUCKING BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. I'M SITTING ALREADY IN BIIIIG CASHHH
>>60886585>"It's not a sales tax! It's a tax that causes the price of goods to be higher!">>60886620I mean everyone complained about taxes needed to be raised for the deficit. And suddenly when it happens it's a bad thing
>>60886621moving space command hq to alabama
>>60886616dude trannie mods deleted this before I could save it. can you post it in bant smg or something?
>>60886621its just the space force going to alabamahe made it a public announcement because dems moved from taco spam to claiming he's dead>>60886629I posted it again, let's see what happens
>>60886627god bless you.>I mean everyone complained about taxes needed to be raised for the deficit. And suddenly when it happens it's a bad thingI went to reddit to ask for a silver-lining since they were so adamant we tax corporations and then when tariffs came they went "b-b-but no that's what we meant!"
>>60886620>tax the poor>inject govt subsidies>create shareholder value
>>60886342Don't worry about all that. In the meantime they will be ass raping the goy with insane interest on their chipotle burrito and because the absolute dollar amount is small the cattle doesn't appreciate how much its throwing away in interest. Bannnnnnkkkkkk
>>60886380Thats where mathematicians way smarter than you come in. They assess the likely size of defaults and adjust the interest rate on their financing accordingly.
>>60886644I've given up dealing with people who are liberal. Every other thing they say or believe contradicts themselves.>"We can raise the minimum wage and corporations will magically just not apply these costs to the consumer but tariffs will absolutely be passed on and cause economic collapse! What? Europe has a VAT as high as 25-33% and it didn't cause runaway inflation? That's not a tariff! So it doesn't count!"my only solace is most of them will never reproduce
>>60886486First and "most cited" paper was we wuz kangs and shiiieeet. It's all so tiresome.
>>60886670>"Patents are racist!">patents don't include race of the individual, how did you come to this conclusion?>"We just asked blacks for anecdotal evidence on "was you victim of racism" and they said yes"
my buy order for NXGL wont fill wtf man
Dell holding up well.
Bearish or bullish?
>>60886659No one pays interest unless they're late. The business model relies on people who can't pay their debts on time being "good for it."
>>60886676>>60886670Are you guys illiterate? The paper just says that blacks didn't file many patents during Jim Crow. It's a nothingburger conclusion that anyone could have predicted without even looking at data.
ai dashcams dumped down from 1.89 all time high :(
>>60886070What if he succeeded and it just had a delayed effect?
>>60886701The criticism is that, since patents do not include the race of the applicant, she had to essentially guess about which patents were and were not filed by black applicants. This is a problem when you're talking about datasets of thousands. There is no way to be sure the data is remotely reliable at that scale using that method of race identification.
>>60886627A sales tax is paid by the consumer. By your definition, even income and property taxes are also sales taxes because buisiness owners may increase prices to remain solvent.
What is "BTC yield" ?
>>60886720the increase of BTC held per share
>>60886689extremely bullish since indians have been terrible for the companies that hire them
>>60886714>Patent filed by Trayvon Deniqius Mufugga the 3rd>Hmmm I wonder if this person is white
>>60886689>been anti immigration my entire life>didn't realise rajesh was propping up my tech stocksCOME BACK MADARCHOD
>>60886701the papers states that blacks filed less patents because of muh lynchings and racisms, leading to less innovation. yeah not because they 85 average IQ retard's. literally a we wuz kangs conclusion. I stand by what I said and you're a faggot. I don't even know what the point of this post is.
>>60886714I all have to say is that I am not fond of black people and I do not like black people either
>>60886726Nigs didn't tend to give their kids retarded names until well after the civil right act
>>60886690Yes, like all credit and financing companies. Do you just like saying pointless things?
>>60886713So you are saying the universe has a way of course correcting like in L O S T.
>>60886733indeed
>>60886726>>60886735blacks adopted presidential names after slavery because they didnt have last names. So youll see darnell jackson, marquvious johnson, Damion Washington, because they wanted the white president names.
>The stock market thugging it out today
>Nio (chinese EV comp) Q2 earnings was today>misses revenue by 4%>wider than expected losses>net profit margin down 8% YoY>net income down 31% YoY>went up>Nvidia meanwhile beat expectations last week and fucking tankedthis game doesn't make sense ladsit makes no SENSE How do I get good at a game that MAKES NO SENSE?
Are you buying?
>>60886752Chat, is this real?
>>60886752>business model is counting on poor people with no assets to pay their debts backno thanks
>>60886690No, they get a cut from the business because they bypass some of the costs of credit cards. They can still be profitable even if everyone pays on time, just like CCs. But I hope these companies die btw.
>>60886757I have no idea what you're talking about, it's clearly an AI company. It says so right there.
So what's a good nuclear/uranium etf? I want to get in ahead of the big push for the stuff.
>>60886768this has been the discussion since three mile island. you're late.
>>60886764Computer always rightLine always go upSimple as
>>60886748Just buy the haystack anon.
>>60886748I bought Dollar General the day before their earnings. They beat on everything. Their EPS was 20% higher than the consensus. They increased their forward looking guidance. This is within the greater context of them being a discount retailer in a clearly very recessionary environment. It pumped momentarily and then dumped. Ended up with a 2% loss. Fuck this clown ass market.
Where are all the Trump is dead fags? He’s live right now, you stupid shits forgot the number 1 rule: nothing ever happens
>>60886748You're already looking at them YoY and QoQ. Why aren't you making your decisions based on that instead?
trump looks good, POOMP IT
>>60886785it's one of his body doubles
>>60886787why are my calls dumping
>whining about election dogshit>Space force (literal fake army branch) dogshit>Catering to a corrupt poor shithole crack den like alabama Hes such a boring nigger
>>60886746all according to keikaku
>>60886773Nah. I'll be late when Trump won't shut up about it. Right now they're all still on AI and shit, but soon they'll start on the hard push for the energy to run it.
>her grandmother died>your grandmother was proud of youhow did he know? then immediate transition to football, smooth
>>60886790>Unprompted incoherent seethingGood to know anon.
>>60886787Uhhh, He looks like a DUMP
Silver is going into 5pac3
shorting the fuck out of roblox is probably smart
>>60886809Yeah im seething, he could be pumping my bags The fuck you want me to say faggot? God bless the shit hole that the US would be better off without, Alabama?
Chicken nugger
>>60886822Alabama is center of the US space industry and has been since the 60's
>>60886833Really?Couldn't tell. Shit looks like a dump.
>>60886821you would think so but the pedo shit doesn't seem to have affected the share price at all so far
I know the second I dump this shit it will soar.It's not fair.
what do yall think about MRMD and FNMA? I'm all in
>>60886837You sound Californian.
>>60886837maybe you shouldn't talk shit about thing you know nothing about?
oh fuck offnatgas rose again after I closed my futures position at a loss
>>60886869Cletus got mad lmao
SPY green EOD???
>>60886878if it is i’ll be livid at panicselling $636c at the bottom
>>60886752Recession signal
>>60886768SRUUF for spot phys exposure w special divvy, URNM for good exposure to Kazatom and CCJ
>>60886874Bog'd
>Looking through Hinge and see girl who says she goes "crazy for cute stuffed animals">Ask if she's the reason why the Build-A-Bear workshop has outperformed the S&P 500>Get a match, but her response is just "What?:>I explain the joke and say she should feel proud for probably making some lucky person rich>She just says "Wow"Am I autistic or are women just boring?
>>60886911The former
Need a hedge for TQQQ. What should I get? I already have some bonds and gold
>>60886911the stuffed animal interest is more interesting than the finance joke
>>60886919SQQQ
>>60886919really cheap longterm vix calls
>>60886911this is the most autistic post I've seen today
>>60886911The latter. Don't listen to this white knight faggot here >>60886918. I've used hinge where women make the first move and their only 3 openers are hi, hey, waving hand. This while constantly shit talking men about how boring and uninspiring their openers are. Fuck them.
>>60886911lol based. no women are retarded.
>nN4q7LUIThis anon is pure cringe and faggotry.
>>60886919youre supposed to hedge at highs
>>60886911The latter
>>60886911I have never used Hinge (or any dating app) but I also do not have a girlfriend.How do you do it successfully? I think women like men with hobbies, should I ask my mom to take photos of me browsing 4chan, looking at line go up and playing video games?
>>60886911>history channels - full of men>food channels - full of men>stonks channels - full of men>cars, sports, weapons, television and film outside of slop - men men menthe only places I see females congregate on the internet are make up/beauty and those true crime channels. They ADORE that dogshit.
>>60886954I dont use dating apps because I dont have any normal pictures of myself except selfies. I dont have friends who have pictures of me. And only having selfies on your profile is weird.
>>60886954>I think women like men with hobbiesOh sweet summer child. Women like chads. Nothing else matters
Clnn to 20 by end of October
I hadn't looked until now but my small cap value index fund (AVWS) is up +6.5% last 1 month while the normal market cap weighted index fund (VWCE) is only up +1.5% in the period.I always like it when the small cap fund outperforms because I'm rooting for the small guy, but also I understand that market cap weighted indexes absolutely hate rotation. They need the big hitters to outperform to deliver results. Maybe not good for the market as a whole.
>>60886950meant for >>60886935>>60886878 >>60886789>>60886757
>>60886957>NIO+2.27%>Academy Sports + Outdoors-8.2%>Signet Jewelers+3.16%hmmthere's no calling this shit
>>60886976my calls are green nowyou don't have to be jealous
FIGMABALLSALLS
>>60886984No one is jealous of you redditfag
I might buy figmer calls tomorrow
>>60886990i don't have a reddit account
SMR pumping, apparently worked out a deal of some kind for 6 gigawatts worth of their reactors
>without tariffs we're a third world countryWhat were we prior to January 2024?
>Sendtember
>>60886992I'd advise against that desuNot only because it's dogshit (I've worked with it) but it just plummets from its IPO a few weeks back because of how overvalued it is
>>60886877i bet you have no clue who this guy is
>>60886939Skill issue, bitch
>>60886476>Commits mortgage frauddo not forget the plagairism for her low brow limited "academic" work.
>>60887037Wernher von Braun, german born. Your point, Cletus?
/pmg/fags eating good tonight
My balls are saying we dump post market today.
>>60886752Nope. Not even
>>60887065I will heed your balls' warning
>>60887065Your balls are full of microplastics.
>>60887057not tomorrow. I put 40k into gold and silver today so it's time for it to come crashing down
>>60887075physical or ETFs?
i sold my call for a loss, fuck
>>60887078ETFs
>>60887043>zero reading comprehension>misses the point completelykek.
>>60887091me too brotherso this is what it feels like to sell the bottom
>>60887075Fuck you bloody blasterd bitch my account was actually doing well for once
>>60887102Let me spell it out. You get bad openers because you're not attractive.
For any anons who were thinking about GAMB, I'm getting spammed with paid adverts for the stock on StockTwits. Bearish.
>>60887108Post picture of these thirsty openers you get on your bumble/tinder.
>Gold surging to record highsIs this shit ominous? Gold only goes insanely high if the economy is completely tanking
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>60887134-0.38%.Almost sold soxl at daily bottom today and didn't, so calling that a win.
>>60887134+0.15% and promises broken
>>60887134-10.6%
>>608871342.41%
>>60887134>+5.3%I love minors
>>60887134+.55%I'll take it though
>>60887134-$900 thanks to UPROWhen will I learn my lesson I'll never beat the market by tracking it
>>60887153Based
>>60887134-0.52%. It’s legitimately over.
How many of you read the 13th August memo from Howard Marks?I always read them even if they're not always very interesting to me because this is an 80 year old guy who has produced Warren Buffet type returns giving away his thoughts for free, it would be shameful not to at least have a look.>>60887134-0.26%
>>60887134Today: -0.66%This Week: -0.66%This Month: -0.66%This Year: -35.08%meh whatever, bought some more soxl
>>60887134-2.17%My meme stocks had a pullback and I’m also big into ai shit.
>>60887108>>60887125Man you got real quiet there
SOXL wants to go back upand... it will!
>>60887168David can't keep getting away with this
Ayo look at GOOG computer>Alphabet shares are trading higher after Reuters reported a U.S. judge issued a sealed decision in the Google online search monopoly case.
BAK A NEW THREAD FUCKING N!!!663RRR
>>60887229We're only on page 2 stop panicking
>>60887227Well well well. How are we doing Mooglies?
>>60887134I transferred money today so -0.08% total.
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>>60887263>>60887227AAPL also blowing up in AH. Hmmmm
>>60887134-0.84% today.
>>60886911Autism (but good autism)
3rd interview with an executive… only 26 weeks left of my NEETBUX….Uhhhh should I fuck it up. $115k with bonus. Idk if i’m ready to wage i’ve felt sad all day after the interview.
>>60887134+2.5% thanks to gold and oil
>>60886207Nice job, anon. I'm always glad to see trades work out for people
>>60886669They are deranged psychopaths who are guided by impulse and emotion.
>>60886375They beat you until you vomit.
