>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsLast time on /smg/: >>No.60885903
The stock market belongs to lolicons
GOOGL gigapumping
>GOOG>AAPL
>LULU
20 years holding bags..I compromised
I'M SITTING ON HEAVY CASH AND I'M GOING TO DUMP IT INTO RHEINMETALL FUCKING KRAUTS TOMORROW MORNING 9.00 AM
HGRAF is on discount again because of shortniggersslurp it cowards
>>60887288Dump it into Games Workshop. Once the Amazon show starts Warhammer will become the most powerful franchise.
i told you google was undervalued
My boss, who has a long history of getting big fat paychecks but always being penniless, asked the junior trainee at work about crypto and other investments today.The good news is that he did not ask me because I am not good at lying. It's good to know I am flying under the radar. Maybe he thinks I'm a poorfag though surely he must realize I make a lot more than I'm spending.The bad news is... sign of the top?
boing. also i have decided to be a dedicated/tennis/ fan watching streams of shitter tournaments in china late at night. This has improved my life already.
>>60887313Does your boss own a lot of high-end luxury stuff
goog is absolutely dogshit and how this piece of news makes it pump 5% i'll never understand.
Okay bros, have an interview at a metals and mining firm, in the finance department. I have no idea about the industry. Can you guys give some insights on the market and the industry.
>>60887372
>>60887364you can probably get by pantomiming using a slot machine with your right arm while shouting "KACHING! KACHING!!"
Europe will rapidly improve socially and politically over the 2030s while America deteriorates into a technocratic hypermongrelized nightmare. The former will become a much more attractive place for high skill highly educated Whites who want to have families once they expel the brown hordes (literally happening as we speak), and muttmerica will experience brain drain that renders it unable to innovate or even maintain its complex infrastructure while Europe has its own quiet tech boom through the 40s. Invest accordingly.t. consulted my goth fuckbuddy's crystal ball
why is apple mooning?>>60887349fucking shit why is jewgle mooning? whats going on?
chat, we made it!
>>60887399>my goth fuckbuddyIs she hot or does she have a lot of piercings
>>60887406this isnt what i voted for wheres my tax breaks
GOOG is still pumping
>>60887334He has a wife and two daughters who spend a lot. He also spends it on cars, bikes, he used to have a yacht which he sold. Maintenance, insurance, repairs on these all take a big chunk I guess. He likes to change cars frequently.
>>60887422WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I've been all in on GOOGL since May and now my GLD calls broke even. If GLD keeps going up I will be a very happy anon.
what did pump the market?
>>60887399>Europe will rapidly improve socially and politically over the 1930schecks out
>>60887422>GOOG is still pumping>207 to 211this qualifies as a pump?
APPLE TO REPLACE SAFARI WITH CHROME ON THEIR DEVICES
>>60887399>once they expel the brown hordes (literally happening as we speak)source?
>>60887474Buddy check after hours computer
>>60887474It's at 228, you retard
>>60887467what did dump it?
>Judge rules that Google doesn't have to sell chromeGood news for the stock, terrible news for the country
>>60887490cope
>>60887268holy GOOG pump in after hours
mildly annoyed i sold spy calls at the bottom today
lmao
>AVGO>I CAN'T PUMPI BACKED THE WRONG HORSE I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT GOOGLE LIKE A TRUE MOOGLIE BUT I KEPT ON BEEHEMING MYSELF
oh, it's two companies that pumped, how fortunate haha, AAPL too hah corporations win again
>>60887561As luck would have it I'm invested in both
Hit my monthly SPY call options right at 635. Oooh! Slupers always win.
>write put option>few days later stock crashes 10%lel, guess I will have to start wheeling it
>>60887533B U B B L E
Reeee where are you anon who recommended puts on google!!!!
>>60887648Last thing you see before you die.
>>60887648>>60887660Would
>>60887455I have sold some of my goog today, that's why
>>60887648>>60887660based AFD sweetheart
>>60887490>Google needs to sell chrome>Because they just do okay? For the good of the country(?)I'm sad that Philip Morris can't buy the browser, but who did you want to run it?
>>60887271How would one long shotacons?
I'm too new in the market to know and too lazy to check. Are all these Vs normal? Like if you go back 10 years and look at SPY, will you see Vs like we're seeing almost daily now? It doesn't feel normal. Who's selling and who's buying? And don't say retail. Most retail money gets dca'd into the market.
>>60887490Go back to safari faggot
>>60887707Invest in a company that makes otome games.
>>60887700Nobody in particular, I just don't like the monopolistic shit Google has had going on constantly with all their stuff. I miss the old internet when we didn't have huge companies dominating large swathes of the internet and faggots like >>60887501 and >>60887716 simping for them. Gay as hell. I do at least like the fact they're forced to share their search data.
>>60885548Welcome to the Stock Market General threadSuch a lovely thread *Such a lovely thread*Such a lovely boardThey postin' it up in the Stock Market General threadWhat a nice surprise *What a nice surprise*Bring your leverages
>>60887730Ok yahoofag Gmail, maps, earth, translate etc all free while your faggot ass complains. I guarantee you don’t remember a time before Gmail or the FREE storage they provided and normalized. They’ve given you more than you even know.
See what I mean?
HGRAF bros...
phwoar FUCK me lads I TOLD you to buy it. I ORDERED you to.But noo. You're all hooked on Gorilla or whatever the fuck.Why do you refuse to listen to me when all I want to do is make you rich?
>>60887753>Doesn't want to post any answers>Just wants to cry about Google existingShould've bought at $150 like we told you to instead of crying about Microsoft or Apple not being able to buy chrome.
>1 post by this ID
>>60887762I was reading that the Quebec legislature vetoed the federal governments right to mine graphite in their provinceprobably could be whyCanada is blessed with natural resources but the Injuns and the Frogs always fuck it up for the innocent Anglo man
>>60887490grim>>60887700actually kys>>60887780total anglo death
>>60887780They manufacture graphene in Kansas (soon to be Texas). Graphite mining in Quebec has no correlation.
>>60887791wellit is a leaf company
Dam that sucks, I can’t believe how many times I asked the AI when the google judge was going to rule and it never knew. I was thinking of straddling today but I lost 300 at gambling college football and google weekly puts last week feeling burned not interested in taking 600 dollars of decay tomorrow. Dang that’s a 110% gain missed.
>>60887786Get buttfucked retard
>>60887793Only for bureaucratic reasons. Their operations are entirely in the US.
3rd interview with an executive… only 26 weeks left of my NEETBUX…Uhhhh should I fuck it up. $115k with bonus. Idk if i’m ready to wage i’ve felt sad all day after the interview.
WHY THE FUCK DID I SELL GOOGLWHY THE FUCK DID I SELL GOOGL A SECOND TIMEWHY THE FUCK DID I NOT BUY GOOGL TODAY
>>60887816i bought in january and sold at a loss rather than baghold to now
>>60887786If you would've bought GOOG LEAPS 4 months ago you could've been able to afford your bottom surgery :(Maybe next time sister.
>>60887816The right time to buy was $150 right around when all the FUD was at maximum strength.
>>608877681. i just got here2. i trust my own ability to profit more than yours3. link the post instead expecting me to take your word4. speak english
Currently have 25k USD in google stock. Will it ever go back down or should I just give up buying more?
>>60887799fair enough>>60887816you can still get in on itIt'll go up tomorrow once ALL TECH stocks bounce backwe can't have three consecutive days of redI shall not stand for it
>>60887826>>60866999
GOOGLE IS IMPREGNABLE
>>60887768Congratulations on making $4. You are going to make it.
>>60887827yeah, don't buy google, it's only going up from here
>>60887854that's not how math works
>>60887860Welp I guess that answers my question. I'll drop 10k more in it tomorrow.
im looking for a new platformwhats the best one with charts /tink
>>60887873Trading 212
>>60887869Please don't, it will make my google go down if you do
>>60887877for americans, retard
>>60887889Robinhood.
>>60887878You're welcomeP.S - My initial buy in was $150, so I'm profiting either way lol
>>60887866>that's not how math works$5 ?
>2040>EU economy collapsed>world tourism down greatly>macron pulled out EU a decade prior>made monero the official currency of france>partnered with tech nerds and made paris real life battle city>AR/VR tech good enough for duel disks>paris is a cyberpunk dystopia where people yugioh duel for goods and servicesYou are holding french stocks right? This is the france century not chinese century or india superpower era.
>>60887762
do I unironically dump NVDA? have a feeling it's going to tank again tomorrow
>>60887852
Not selling google till it reaches 1,000
>>60887795>>60887821>browser monopolies le goodKILL ALL NORMALFAGS
>>60887939It's probably not too late to drop NVDA and all tech AI tangent stocks for gold/silver ETFs for at least the next 2-4 weeks. You might get your money back that you lost on Friday and today but I don't do math beyond everyday plussing and minusing
>>60887891shit charting
>>60887762seems alright
How long until Hgraf is delisted?
>>60888014What's wrong with RH Legend?
>>60888055>this is the level of knowledge of HGRAF shortiesembarrassing
>>60887815i quit my tech job in jun and i've been unemployed, got some neetbux but a fraction of what i was making, got an interview on friday, i guess i need to start getting a pay check again, generally i'm sad and don't really care for working
>>60887762>>60887937looks fine to me bro
Alright sluts, what is doing +1000% over the next decade?
>>60888087ASTSRKLBMaybe ONDSProbably BTC even tho it’s a ponzi
>>60888087AI surfboards
>stocks only go up!!!!>100 P/E means that it's undervalued and you should buy!!!>our economy is going to be 100% based on AI!!!
wish I waited until today to sell the 45 UVIX I sold the 29th
>>60888087bitcoin
>>60888087unironically RDDT, despite its retardation, it's the only "social media," if you can call it that, people trust for non LLM answers to dumb questions
>>60888087CNY/USD
>>60887261I'm ashamed of this OP. I would have made another one, but I was driving home from waging.
>>60888063no custom indicatorslots of valuable data missing when you do offer that
>>60887648This is my favorite pic of idskrankefotze.
>>60887478https://youtu.be/lIcHOFKJST8Many dozens of these multiple times a week in dozens of towns all over the UK nowadays. Ireland is the same wayThe simple fact is that globohomo barely invests much at all into wrecking europe aside from funding NGOs because theres relatively little value in doing so compared to america, which ironically gives it a very high chance of overthrowing their neolib overlords. UK and Euros have not only developed a racial collective political consciousness but are outright getting violent in order to secure their ethnic interests. And it's only the beginning. Meanwhile the best the american right can do is thiel-funded post-christian vitalist technopederasty fueled by another billion pajeets.
>>60888087>>60888142Also CPI inflation and the US national debt.
>>60888097ONDS looks goodwhats the story there
>>60888164any positive "truth nukes?" everything you're saying is doom scenario
>nothing ever happens>everything is always a slow squeeze>space is a meme>the war industry is doing a mass personnel shift from humans to robots With that in mind ONDS seems sensible
what would 4chan's share price be? are we worth half a reddit?a quarter a reddit?a TENTH a reddit?
>>60888170No. The Fed officially abandoned the dollar.
>>60888105>>stocks only go up!!!!>>100 P/E means that it's undervalued and you should buy!!!correct
Google is a 23 P/E just an FYI
>>60888153Schwab with thinkorswim
>>60888159>UKlimeys completely buck broken - the work and pay taxes to their king while groveling on their knees and being raped by the browns the royal family is flooding the country with.
50% of my 401k is in ETFs, the other half is in goog and rklb lmao
>>60888213The royal family has basically nothing to do with the UK government
>>60888205>>60888153Or Interactive Brokers to avoid PFOF if you don't mind higher commissions
>>60888181idk, what do you think a website whose only advertisers consist of and AI sex chatbots and shovelware games?
>>60888215>The royal family has basically nothing to do with the UK governmentTax payers work and give their money to the 'government' and royal family while the royal family lives at the expense of the peasants. If the 'royal family' can be regulated by the government let the government tax the royal family and take away some of their castles to house brown immigrants. UK peasants should throw out the current royals and replace them with brown kang and queens to make their transformation complete
You're welcome you bitchesWhat else do you need? A hedge against the economy itself? This is all you need.
what the fuck do i doi already trimmed 55k shares at $1.70 like an idiot on Fridayim treading a fine line between how fast i should be selling, i'll fucking rope myself if i trim and it goes up too fast afterwardsbut i'll also fucking rope if i dont trim and it goes downit's a long way down back to $1.20 from here now aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa aAAAAAAA A A A A A A A A ai dashcams
>>60888243what about the analysts who say the ai bubble is about to popI'm frightened
>Gatekeeper Announces C$27 Million FRA Transit Video Project with New York Metropolitan Transportation Authority's Long Island Rail Roadmight be sell the news tomorrow on ai dashcams , i dunno i wont bev happy if it dumps coz i already trimmed at $1.70
>>60888256yeah we're gonna go back to sticks and stones any day now
henlo mister jeromewe need the emergency rate cutslook at the stock marketplease look at the job market tooalso please look at the dating marketemergency rate cuts can fix this allthank you mister jerome
>>60888245this is why you hold and just keep holding and then you dieno gains, no lossesjust fun
>>60888087PortillosWoof
>>60888213The king makes his money from owning land, not from taxes. Taxation is entirely the domain of Parliament and has been for centuries.t. not even british
>>60888155"Sweetiebelle" is what you want to search
>>60888243solar is dead, AVGO is good but overpriced even compared to NVDA, no comment on biotech, defense stocks might be ok, crowdstrike sucks, palo alto is such a meh company
What Asian stocks do you guys own? I desire to become an insomniac.
>>60888282I agreegot any other hot takes mr smart man?
>>60888284Just NTDOY. I've held it for 8 years (most of the position for 7) and am up nearly 200%. Only better investment I ever made was AMD at $10, but unfortunately I sold that before the AI boom.
>I love owning high yield dividend paying stocks, it’s like having a rental property without worrying about tenants!
Is it worth switching to equal weight S&P ETFs? Expense ratios are a lot higher for them though. I don’t feel comfortable that basically half of the weighted S&P 500 ETFs stems from a handful of insanely overvalued companies. Might start buying a small cap fund.
>>60888331Equal weight is like paying extra to get cucked out of gainsAs soon as anything starts outperforming it gets rebalanced away
>>60888331Is there a fund that uses a more complex formula so it's still weighted but not as heavily tilted towards the top companies? Logarithmic or something, I'm not a math guy.
>>60888324>25%/yris this...desirable on average of course
>>60888331>I don't want a fund with all the good companies>I want funds with all the underperformers Just keep stock picking yourself at that point lmao.
>>60888346I don't feel like looking up my exact entry point to be sure but I'm pretty sure it beat SPY. It's been red a lot recently though. Not sure why. Might be time to shrink the position.
>>60887261https://youtube.com/shorts/egqNXPKW674
>>60888245you already made money, don't look back
bunch of new IPO's on robinhood. im in for 400 shares of klarna so far.
Will KLAR be a long or short for you guys? I'm thinkign flip at 100% gains after like 2 days
>>60888331you can see what stocks are held in the ETF, and at what %. You can evaluate the sectors and stocks and just pick the stocks you want and essentially make your own ETF which manage.
>>60888243$USD is loaded with $NVDA and $AVGO so i'd buy that ETF instead of the individual stocks.
>>60888369yeah i mean im not gonna buy back in at this point to try and trade it at this point,it's just that..the truth isi dont acutally have an exit strategy lol beyond having a 2027 deadline, i have no concrete plan i havent decided how to best exit my position with no/little regretsI think trimming another 50K shares if it hits $2 should be prudent, $4 was my original target i should stop dreaming about a bubble $9 target
>>60888383klarna is like buying a future mag 7 stock in my opinion. it's a new paradigm of finance and tech.
>>60888393who the hell buys ETFs instead of the individual stocks??
also i heard on the radio gold was mooning to an all time high and i look at the chart it's up like +2% or somethingwhat the fuck is wrong with boomers
>>60888087Decade? Copper and Silver
>>60888382klarn ma balls
Should I just put my cash in the S&P500? Not sure I want more crypto at these prices. Any good plays?
>>60888382this gonna be a figma/bullish situation where theres a 300% pump followed by an immediate dump
>>60888400silver is still at like 2012/2011 prices. shiny rocks aren't real investments. imagine buying gold/silver in 2012 instead of $TQQQ or something like that.
>>60888382What is your bull thesis for the company that gives unsecured loans to people who are too poor to buy a burrito outright?
>>60888291for the next 6 months bitcoin, gold, uranium in that order. if AI and the stock market haven't imploded, i'd be evaluating PLTR and NVDA. i don't really dick around with microshitter moonshots
>>60888409>S&P500as long as you're comfortable buyingNVDAMSFTAAPLAMZNMETAGOOGLBRKand TSLAthose 10 make up almost 40% of SPYtheres lower hanging fruit with smallcaps at this point if you learn how to see through bullshit, you dont have to get lucky and find the next unicorn you just need to do process of elimination to get rid of scamsJust as real estate will appreciate over time with inflation and population growth, any real business will also grow over time and appreciate. Just don't buy a business for like a $200m market cap when there's a comparable thats almost identical if not better being valued at a $100m market cap. The same way you wouldn't buy a $200k house when theres an almost identical house next to it that's only $100k, and a good company doesnt mean good stock if it's already expensive since everyone knows about it and bought it up
>>60888105based
I heard about IREN from some article about employee training. Fomoed at $18. Feeling lucky. Renewable energy crypto mining and AI? s-surely I can’t lose.
>>60888428i'm a true believer in keynesian econmics. credit cards are already free money for poor people and so is klarna. once they see it makes numbers go up in novel ways it'll get bought up by big tech. the american consumer is legendary and klarna will normalize that level of consumerism in more markets.
>>60888448I saw it too late, too steep a run last two weeks, I'll wait for consolidation
>>60888452But there's no credit limit, so people can take out thousands of dollars of unsecured loans and then just not pay because they have no assets to seize.
>>60888468student loans are also bullshit predatory debt and they're never going away. same with klarna and credit cards. bailouts are already priced in mostly via inflation. consumers have low tolerance to discomfort and boredom so they will keep spending forever. it's just about getting them the most available money to participate in the system with and klarna helps and expands that.
>>60888452>allowing loads of people to take out loans they won’t be able to afford and will eventually default onhmmm, I wonder if there was a recent financial event that proved this was a bad idea
>>60888468> people
Deepseek gave me these stock picksTear it apart and I will tell deepseek why its dumb
>>60888481I'm not even talking about the moral aspects of it. I don't think it's going to be profitable long term because it's a credit card but with way less protection from bad borrowers.
>>60888481I'm going to be desperately trying to get in on the Klarna IPO. FUCK, it's juicy.
0dte guys:how long will y’all hold onto a 0dte?screwed myself by panicselling calls on the bottom from SPY dipping to $635. held from 11:38 to 11:55
>>60888486its ai slop
>>60888496>how long will y’all hold onto a 0dte?I think typically you hold them for zero days
>>60888497oh do you think people are just going to do less of AI
Why are Bogleheads so boring and gay?
>WASHINGTON, Sept 2 (Reuters) - Walt Disney (DIS.N), opens new tab will pay $10 million to settle U.S. Federal Trade Commission allegations that the company unlawfully allowed personal data to be collected from children who viewed kid-directed videos on YouTube without notifying parents or obtaining their consent, the FTC said on Tuesday.Axios was the first to report the settlement that was also confirmed by a Disney spokesperson.>The FTC had alleged that Disney did not designate some YouTube videos as being made for children when they were added to the platform.>The U.S. complaint said the mislabeling allowed Disney, through YouTube, to collect personal data from viewers of child-directed videos who were under age 13 and use that data for targeted advertising to children.>The complaint had alleged that Disney violated the U.S. Children's Online Privacy Protection Rule.>The rule requires websites, apps and other online services that are directed to children under 13 to notify parents about what personal information they collect, and obtain verifiable parental consent before collecting such information, according to the FTC.oopsie heehee, must have been the DEI
>>60888510it just works
>>60888331No, the regular SP is self fulfilling in that it gets rebought and reweighted. You want the most popular tickers to have the highest %.
>>60888496panic selling a call on a dip, isn't there zero risk there? what am i not getting?
>>60887261Anyone else buy calls today? I know there's a risk but it feels like free money to just buy stocks or call options when the market is red.
>>60888507yea
um is ai dashcams really ai anyways, it's more like image recognition anywaysso if there's an ai bubble and it pops, please leave dashcams alone ok?
I'm just gonna start my business, fuck it if customers don't like me then so be it I don't care I'm just gonna overpromise and attempt to deliver
__ dashcams
>>60888468>>60888481>>60888483Would the govt intervene if Klarna or another lender went tits up? Honestly I love the subtle dystopia and predation of it, I just dont completely grasp their risk modelI can see myself treating it as a forever stock, if it doesnt implode. The AI layer on it is probably going to track consumer spending habits and be a super ad data goldmine. Thats probably their real alpha
>>60888544well SPY had flash dipped from 637 to just under 636 so when I looked away from my phone for five minutes and saw it was diving under 635 i was like “oh shit this is the big one” and exited my call positions.$636c were $1.50 less than a minute before initially buying the calls and i saw in one frame they got knocked to $1.06
>>60888383his nipple is half the size of her face lol
Did a quick dive. Seems Klarna isnt as unique, is being pushed towards classification as a credit lender, and faces competition. It did survive 2007 and 2020 at least.https://chatgpt.com/share/68b7a525-aaf8-800e-ab5f-c893a1d1c4b7Makes me want to lean towards Affirm for some reason
>>60887261Is this a V Shape recovery?
>>60888563Quantum?
>>60888601I've seen some newsarticle headline and it came off as if they're trying to push it off as some tech company. I (EU) know it only as a company for credit when paying something alongside Paypal and others. No clue if they got something else at the side going or they label it as Tech because of data, but that's shady to me.
>>60888601Yeah it's not the only BNPL company. It getting regulated into irrelevance also seems pretty likely, now that you mention it. Like Uber it seems to be surviving by skirting the regulations of a more established industry, while simultaneously burning through venture capital welfare.
>>60888564they'll always intervene on that stuff. poor people will get their gibs. it's not politically viable to starve and cut off poor people when there's a working money printer. even in the poorest shit holes the money printer keeps going they just have higher interest rates and print even more money. they won't need a bailout though since it's a system that will make tons of money and get easily carried by inflation anyways. any bailout will be a piddly couple billion. total nothing burger.
I mean, I type in Klarna and I get an ad for Otto which is BOOMER ordercatalog company for furniture and other stuff. Everything else also points at finance. >Bank in the name>Festgeld = locked up money for interest>shoppen>sicher bezahlen (pay safely)
>>60888648>>60888635I think they are marketing the IPO as a tech company because no one wants to buy a shitty bootleg credit card.
>>60888606Result of Google and Apple pumping AH. If Broadcom earnings don’t make it dump we could see green again this week. NVDA also needs to stop dumping or we keep crabbing and having red days
Is it too late to say "AI" 57 times and secure unlimited funding for a website-based business with no clear path to profitability?
Man, if I bought leaps on WMT when it unreasonably dipped to 80 this year, I'd be up like $2000 per
>>60888662I simply don't use it because I have Paypal. For me it's just another, possibly more expensive Paypal. Paypal also has buy now pay later and I think also some financing alternatives. Maybe Klarna is cheaper, but I don't need it. What I've seen is that it is more advertised in shops as a financing solution iirc.
>>60888266henlo mister jeromewe need the emergency rate hikeslook at the inflationplease look at the wage growth tooalso please look at the dating marketemergency rate hikes can fix this allthank you mister jerome
>>60888695Yes, their business model is to court people who are too poor to buy a burrito into financing that burrito. If the burrito payments are made on time they are interest-free and Klarna's only profit for taking on the risk of the loan is a small fee from the merchant. If they are late on the loan, Klarna now has to collect a debt from someone who was too poor to pay for a burrito on a credit card. They are their own debt collector (the founder was originally a debt collector) but I have no idea if that is good or bad. I assume there's a reason most companies sell bad debt to companies that specialize in collections.
>>60888695
>>60888637Let's consider that the elites are perfectly fine with debt slaves
>>60888706klarna that bad boy. you deserve it. have two actually.
>>60888696DELETE THIS NOW
I didn't go to work on friday and the boss I told I was staying home also did not show up, which means they didn't know why I wasn't there but none of them asked any questions and didn't give a fuck.
>>60888696>also please look at the dating marketpretty hoes want boats jerome
>>60888762To hell with the hoes, I need those boats!
yes that was me buying nxgl at the ask today and turning it green temporarilyi have fooled myself into thinking im a genius after a lucky winif nxgl doesnt work out im going back to index etf's . l m a o
>>60888795are you Michael Burry?
>>60888803michael burry sold gme before $20i sold gme at $40 dont compare me to burry okalso dont ask me what happened to gme 2 weeks after i sold ok
NVDAVSTVRTAVAVGDRKLBTMOINQROKCRWD>which of these do you replace with MSFT/ASML/mining companies/rental/healthcare/construction shit
>>60888816IONQ*and exactly how much should one invest in treasury and precious metals?? what about pokemon cards?
when i crush ants i only crush them a little bit to see them crawl away like theyre a wounded soldier in a war
>>60888795it did dump less than AMPL thoughbeit
>>60888829>crushing a living being for no reason but entertainment>not even killing but basically torturingAre you 18? You know this page is not for children. You could replace any stock in your folio with MSFT/AMSL/mining etc but it will never fill the hole in your soul, Mr. Bateman.
>>60888754(im using reverse psychology :D)
>>60888847.........on who?
are you guys longing gemmy stock? (GEMI) IPO soon
>>60888857winkelvoss twins are retards. i wouldn't touch that piece of shit
>>60888814>dont ask me what happened to gme 2 weeks after i sold ok$450+ before being forced to sell to save Citadel.You seem to have a Burry ability to analyze companies, a skill to be proud of. But like Burry if you are too early, you get bled on expenses, or just have to wait longer than you anticipated. The analytical skill is of real value to find winners.
Smoke it all. Today.
mumu fucks r u ok?
>>60888865>winkelvoss twins are retardsrich retards who invested facebook before zuckerberg stole the idea from the, and who invested early in Bitcoin. They are doing ok financially.
>>60888878>Smoke it all. Today.Is that even possible?
Buy MOSell SBSW
>>60888857>Only 2 staking options>offers stocks which other exchanges, decentralized do tooNo real benefit, I use OKX. Cheaper, more staking options.
>>60888918Doesn't mean it won't pump on IPO, but probably end like Circle.
>>60888920Anybody remember Circle? Circle Internet Group?Or FIGMA?
>futures
LULU earnings Thursday... anyone buying before? $200 is really attractive for me. But I have a feeling it's going to drop once earning are out.
I'm growing increasingly paranoid that you guys are trying to give bad advice to ruin one another.
>>60888925Figma balls.
Oh, now they expect NFP to come in at 75k on friday, truly golden age. So if it beats we pump cause good and if it misses we also pump cause cut.
>>60888900Gemini is a complete failure of a company and they are using the IPO for exit liquidity. the whole BlockFI debacle should have ended them. they are like one step below FTX in the scam tier list
>>60888912No love for IRM?
>>60888705>If the burrito payments are made on time they are interest-free and Klarna's only profit for taking on the risk of the loan is a small fee from the merchant.I think the fees are around 5%, it's very significant.
>>60888969So what if everyone decides to buy some expensive shit with Klarna and just never pay them back?
>>60888936That would be rude>>60888961Buy LMT
Gookmoot PLEASE we desperately need this price change since post feature
vegas is collapsing. we need klarna more than ever.
>>60887751Free because you're the product retard. They scrape and sell your data And there's no real alternative to a lot of shit, you're forced into goydom
>>60887793What does it mean that it's a leaf company?
>>60889006>What does it mean that it's a leaf company?
chat I'd like to introduce you to the real state of the us market, please discuss
>>60888936I keep telling these buffoons to buy $TMF and $TLT, but they just won't.Advice like this is how you can tell not all of us are out to cripple one another.
>>60888976Yeah sure there is risk, same with ccs, but they can make money without deliquency. You need to see this as an alternative to credit cars, which are the greatest jewish scam in the planet right now. I think they may have a chance at imposing a second kind of jewish scam but I hope they both crash and burn and we stop using lended money to buy espressos.
Got FUDDed by a few faggots here and paperhanded my Google, fuck sake. At least I put all of it in RHM on 19 August. So I basically grew at the same rate, just not sure if Google has upside at these prices. Plebbitors are calling 350 EOY and shit like that which makes me think it will crab around its current range for a while.
>>60888841Aua aaaa
>>60889116>Got FUDDed by a few faggots here and paperhanded my GoogleIf Google maps disappeared tomorrow 99% of people in 1st world countries (the USA, the last one left) would be unable to find their way home. Did the euros here really convince you to sell? My only regret is not buying more at 150. It's a shame we don't have flags here, would've saved you a bunch of money.
>>60889125>If Google maps disappeared tomorrow 99% of people in 1st world countries (the USA, the last one left) would be unable to find their way homeThat would temporarily cripple all of the courier companies. They're ALL using google maps in their local delivery trucks.
>>60888918> Exclusive: Crypto exchange OKX has been fined $2.6M in the Netherlands for failing to register with the Dutch National Bank. RIP my Crypto
BUY GRRR
>>60889141
Nancy pelosi has a 20% CAGR lmao
>>60888841Getting literal assblasted for bald geriatric kgb niggers war...
>>60888992They have homeless/drug addicts living in sewer tunnels, like it's Fallout NV.
what do you think of porsche? im thinking of heavily shorting. they have 2 main factories, one of which is laying off loyal and skilled workers - because no one buys EV, and no orders are coming in. they are currently producing for next year's orders. Q2 25 they also suffered losses in literally almost every metric, compared to Q2 24.this HAS to be a safe bet, or am i missing something?
>>60888696I regret to inform you that I am unable to raise the rates at the moment, but I can stop the September rate cut for you.
im still confused as to why a couple days ago like 50 people where in here shilling greggs lol
>>60888695Statistically speaking you are highly likely to lose at buying into an IPO at launch. Like…80% or something like that IIRC goes to the house and you become an immediate baggie. Personally, Klarna looks interesting but not at an initial ask of $31 to $38 BUT a review a few weeks before Black Friday when all the consooooomers reactivate for the holiday season.>>60888695German bro… Your government is killing AfD leaders and trying to drag you into a war with Russia. Can Porsche pivot into war time manufacturing? Who just completed that massive LNG facility to cut off the reliance of Russian LNG? Who just completed that massive warhead factory? The writing is in the wall you will start a third world war. Your country just pledged more investment into NATO also.
>>60887772I did this bunch of times. Last year I made about 20k by just buying after Pinchai makes some presentation that screws everything up, then sell when it goes close to 190-200€ ish per share (200 230 usd whatever)I did this couple of times.Today I sold derivatives (Turbo, 2.4x leverage) for 100% gains or 11k€I still have 340 shares that I will not sell, I am up 15k€ at the moment. I am up by a nice chunk on every position EXCEPT ASML where I am down about 1200€ but this will recoverAlso I am sick and tired of stupid LINK. I am up about 300€ and I just do not trust the damn thing. 31k in cash, 11k in crypto (btc mostly, link), 155k in stocks and derivatives.I would be ok if Google spikes up more or goes down, If it goes down I will buy derivatives again. Please Sundar, make some stupid statement
>>60889235>porsche and war time manufacturinglol, lmao even.porsche is far beyond cooked. they have 3 factories, one of which VW lets them use out of pity. the ceo is massively pushing EV, with 3/5 models currently being made being hybrid or EV. try getting these niggas to build a tank, its like trying to make a monkey build a chair.
>>60889223because its the economic engine of ingerland you soufy twat
Bros I just pulled the fucking chase Mewtwo ex card in Destined Rivals set today....this is a giga bullish sign for my stocks
>>60889269is the due diligence in the room with us?>yes
>>60889248then why is it going down britbong
>>60889306cuz ingerland is you pommy cunt
>>60889244>they have 3 factories, one of which VW lets them use out of pity.Not sure if it is pity, but Porsche is owned by VW and VW is owned by Porsche, lol.There's two Porsche.Porsche Holding as a mother company.There's also "Porsche-Porsche" which seems to be the stock for the carcompany and is rather new.https://youtu.be/7MNEF7kjf9s?si=Rd6DNPYLHfguEsVG>>60889235Don't know, but Porsch SE (Holding) has plans for it. I still don't think anybody really wants a war and germany as far as I know wouldn't be ready for it. On the other side Russia also sucks big time as it seems, so the only threat would be nuclear or whatever kind of special rockets that can't be intercepted.
>>60889317Porsche Holding "holds" porsche, as well as other things.Porsche AG (also sometimes Porsche Vz) is "Porsche Porsche". They have earnings on 24th Oct, if im not mistaken. And they are fucked. They have been close to being kicked from DAX for a while now.
Of course VAG owns Porsche lol
>>60889324Yeah, it seems brutal in general for carcompanies. American ones due to tariffs. German ones due to Chinese. And even BYD posted a decrease in profit. Renault also recently dumped hard. Let's not start with Stellantis, kek.Or Aston Martin and Jaguar.https://www.reuters.com/markets/asia/byds-quarterly-profit-falls-first-time-3-12-years-price-wars-bite-2025-08-29/
>>60889343It's not even purely because of the chinese (I'd say there are atleast as many teslas as any other chinese EV in germany), its just that EV are horrendously overpriced, and they have not been popular to begin with. Back then a Porsche meant something, today its just another plastic electric toy car, that lost all its aura.
bond yields are still too low. Who the fuck would accept less than ~7% with this growing default risk and threat of the money printers rebooting? I wouldn't even think of touch the us govt's junk bonds at <5%.
>>60889361You're reading it wrong, it's not bonds that are too low, it's stocks that are too high. t. Damadoran
>>60889378Who are you to say stocks are too high?
>>60889378im not looking at it through the lens of stocks though
>>60889378No. They are not.
>>60888234Its a delicate balance, the cown delegates all of its political power to parliament and in exchange parliament doesn't fuck with the crownThe last time either side tried messing with the other it lead to a decade of civil war
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>>60888936I give what I truly believe to be genuinely good advice, I just have no idea what I'm doing
>>60889477kill yourself for early baking
>>60889317>>60889324Maybe buy puts and sell a few naked calls?
>>60889223Greggs is such an easy play. Undervalued, dividend paying and coming into the cold months where they do most of their business. They’re recession proof as they’re cheap and they’re having business rates lowered in shops worth less than £500,000 which is most of them. >Luv gains>Luv me Greggs >Hate Starmer Simple as.
>>60888279>>60888155Both look like slavic girls (maybe Ukraine) who want to make ez money on german chuds.t. german
How does 3x work?I bought rock yesterday but my gains/losses show in the stock as if it’s 1x.When does the 3x come in to play?
>>60889863only your losses get 3x
still quite a bit of life left in this one
