Late night clanker, edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsLast time on /smg/: >>60891970
i'm about to report this pedo thread but not until I tell everyone to buy NXDR.
>>60893483>fp lust inducing image>fetish bakewelcome to smg
>>60893476Why does the fucking robot get a child wife and I don't it's not fucking fair
>>60893476filename makes me scared to open
>>60893493>>fetish bakeI think this speaks more to you than it does smg
yikes
is anyone still holding on to their googly mooglies? i think we will hit 240 by next week :-)
>>60893511With the France fine?
>>60893508>our>has Israel flag in namekek
>>60893515The france fine is literally nothing
>>60893508https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5ZSDCvUwN8
>>60893509I think it's neat that labor participation has declined but they dont count that in unemployment.>Young and middle-aged American men are less likely to be working now than at any time in U.S. history.
>>60893509There can never be more unemployed than job openings because the military is always hiring. Don't forget to use promo code #4chan when you sign up so that they know we sent you.
>>60893509kill all neets and druggies, problem solved
>>60893523if it doesnt come with a license to rape i dont want it
>>60893523So what about those 30+ that the military won't accept? FBI is another, that you can't be older than 36.
>>60893515google made 96 billion last quarter. that fine is .4% of that. i.e literally nothing and basically just a minor expense in doing businessfor comparison, average speeding ticket in the us is $150. assuming you make like 80k, thats .75% of your income per quarter. so its literally less than a speeding fine for them
>>60893523>the military is always hiringlol>Army Planners Are Weighing Force Reductions of Up to 90,000 Active-Duty Soldiershttps://www.military.com/daily-news/2025/04/03/army-mulling-dramatic-reduction-of-tens-of-thousands-of-troops.html
>>60893534Google also has the quality of lawyers to appeal this ruling or get the payout lowered. It's nothing to them. The EU itself has the muscle to do something but not any one part of it.
>>60893533The Navy accepts new recruits up until 41. And you get to have all the gay sex you want for free on a boat and they literally pay you for it.
>>60893542I'm 43 and currently employed. Thanks though! >just kidding, I kiss girls only
>>60893518Imagine doing this and showing a little black girl as if that's your target of mockery. The absolute state of white boys.Why not do it with a grown black guy?Hard to top this in faggotry.On top of that he looks quite jewish.
>>60893534>median personal income is 44k>average speeding ticket is 150-250>government is entitled to 0.5% of your annual pre-tax earnings because you exceeded maximum goybox velocity grim
>>60893558just drive safely the streets arent your racecourse nigger
>>60893569they are actually. I pay for them. Not like you need to violate the law for piggers to fuck with you and take all your money.
>>60893534Interesting explanation. What's up with the wire around new york, it's a continuos wall you can fuck around in or something?
>>60893476Why is GLD suddenly going down?
Btw just yesterdayhttps://fortune.com/2025/09/02/salesforce-ceo-billionaire-marc-benioff-ai-agents-jobs-layoffs-customer-service-sales/>Billionaire CEO Marc Benioff said his $248 billion Salesforce has cut about 4,000 customer service roles as AI agents step in to do the work. Just like Klarna and Microsoft, the Silicon Valley mogul revealed he just “needs less heads” now that the technology can handle over a million consumer conversations and has reduced support costs by 17% since around the start of 2025. It’s a change of tune from Benioff’s previous comments that AI wouldn’t lead to a white-collar wipeout.Yeah, he'll surely employ these people with lower rates.
Septembull confirmed, right?
ROBOTS HANDS POWERED BY DELL
>>60893587It's not funny. I'm not black. He's a faggot and you had the chance to excuse yourselves by admitting he looks jewish, but no, you think he's white, so you basically own his message.
>>60893601APRILBULLMAYBULLJUNEBULLJULYBULLAUGUSTBULLSEPTEMBULLOCTOBULLNOVEMBULLDECEMBULL
>>60893604hey buddy, BBC appreciation thread is down the hall to the left >>60890296
>>60893608Hey, buddy, BBC appreciation is an american export. You got this big. Likewise Cuckholding, both American exports. Most often both are combined, true american spirit.
>>60893523They won't take me because I have asthma
Holy shit this thread blows
>>60893619I'm not loving them either.
What is gunna happen with avgo? :(
>>60893592Profit taking after a new record high.
>futures
>>60893616I do a good amount of business with Campbell's.
>>60893622Is there something you'd like to discuss? I'll be around for a few hours.Today I opened a small TARA position, based on not much of anything at all. I'll let you know when I sell so you can know exactly when it moons.
>>60893622The guy with asthma saying this thread blows. Well clearly you need to learn to blow better...lol
>>60893637She just wanted to show off her nipples.
>>60893622Checked. Sorry I missed that the first time.
>>60891991>>60891998I've worked part time at Walmart for almost 10 years now. You know we match 15% payroll contributions to buying WMT stock, yes? I got up to 300 shares before splitting it off into other assets. I still have 100 in my TFSA and another 30 shares in my computershare account. My goal was to hit 100 so I can write long-dated CCs and get another 1-2% yield.Also, after an ER where it unreasonably dips 4-6%, it's a great time to buy leaps
FIGMA BALLS
>>60893643Well played, sir. Have a kot.
>>60893650canada wmt wagie anon... not like this...
>>60893650I bought a couple of calls after the dip last week, sold them today. Certainly not life-changing money but I love the idea of hitting a couple of buttons and winning some grocery money. The little victories add up over time.
Wall Street is worried about job reports. For me it is the fact that the Switch 2 is in stock at Walmart. Are things really going that bad? This should be sold out! That's a bad sign for the economy.
>>60893650Do you get a discount for Costco Hotdogs or are those a different company
>>60893643Sorry, here's your kot.
>>60893659Are you talking about the option aspect of it? If you're not greedy (read: selling them at 20-25 delta after a recent rally upwards) it has very low risk of getting assigned. And besides that, if it does continue to rally on retard strength, it forces you to take profit. I've done it for a few cycles, though I haven't wrote anything in about 6 months
>>60893650Oh wow an ESPP plan you could enroll in with your $15 an hour wally world job? Lucky you! Now do the dance! Dance for your shares monkey!
>>60893664Nvidia gamer GPUs are also coming in stock the last few weeks after being sold out YTD since release.
>>60893665That's another bad sign. Did you notice that people won't shut up about hot dog deal lately? Are people so poor that a stupid hot dog is a slick deal?>>60893668Thank you. Here is another comfy cow, like last threads theme.
>>60893678Wow, this the first time I've even seen a $2000 RTX 5090 in stock. I bought a 5070 ti a month ago (7/30) when the prices went down and I got a good trade in. But the stock of the 5090's was empty. What is going on?
>>60893672if I read your last thread posts right, you sold them all to gamble on tsla and lost like 20k? just keep stacking cheap walmart shares bro. dont worry about anything else.
I forgot for a second I made this the clanker edition thread. I should post robots.
>>60893665Nah, that's Costco. We get 10% discount cards in for any products in store, though. Actually, since covid, we have a 20% off day, once per month (used to be once a year on up to 3 items), as long as we don't buy things to resell. Our store used to have a McDonalds. Then a Tim Hortons. Now we just use it for fixture storage>>60893673Hey, if you do the math, that 15% matching works out to a 13% discount, which means the stock has to absolutely tank before your moat gets lost. There's only a handful of staff who actually take advantage of it, or even max it out.And as far as our DPSP, I allocated mine towards international equities and it's been doing pretty well. At worst, it's about equal to SPY performance, and at best, also diversifies me across other geographic areas (it's about 80% into #8321, which has very few US stocks, mostly finance sector I think)
>>60893700No no, that was another anon. I was just commenting on his post, as another WMT pt wagie
>>60893697Yeah I boughted one with my SOXL gains. Semi-needed it for 3D renders. The listing I got was up for almost 20 hours and I actually got it delivered. This is after failing every single BestBuy queue as they sell out in microseconds.
>>60893706What's the max on the stock program?
In keeping with theme. I have noticed a lot more discounts on things lately. I often check slickdeals. Like I bought MRE's and they were pretty cheap. But all kinds of stuff is getting really large discounts. People are clearing out inventory. Where before they were stocking inventory to beat tariffs and prices were still high.
>>60893728Only $1800 USD per year, which works out to about $270 of free tendies from them, but over time it adds up I suppose
>>60893743>270 free dollars of Walmart stock a yearDamn anon, what a deal. Don't spend it all in one place.
>>60892002I'd wait for Octobull, then I'll rebuy my massive TQQQ position.
Even the price of ON protein powder (double rich chocolate of course) has gone down. It was solidly $80 on Amazon and now it is $70. This keeps up next month inflation is going to crash. If not for homes and cars we might actually now have switched to deflation. Cars I've been waiting for price crashes. Usually they start with large incentives first before MSRP drops.
>>60893752Yes but you're missing the point. It's not a lot by itself, but when you include the upside, the dividend, 1-2% from options, and a small amount of extra contributions from them, you're stacking things, so you get layered growth on top of compound interest
>>60893755If Games Workshop cuts prices, that's how we'll really know it's fucking over.
>>60893755beef prices have fucking exploded. I dont know where you're seeing price drops but inflation data is not corroborating it.
Some of you guys were in the bant concentration camp
>>60893763>I dont know where you're seeing price dropsAmazon prices are dropping. More deals on slickdeals. I think we might actually be heading to recession now.
tell me about NXGL
>>60893759You could also just work at a car lot and make twice as much without humiliating yourself and just cover the 270 dollars of Walmart shares they cover that you missed out on.
>>60893752I'd rather just fuckin work than do this, what is this, lol, just let me fuckin stack the shelves
>>60893780Mandatory brainwashing session to deter unionization.
>>60893778If I'm in a commissioned sales job, I'd rather do financial shit. Either way, not my style. I have a niche at my store, people are intimidated by photos and electronics. I have good job security and get along with everyone. Its not a glamorous job, but its comfy and I'm comfortable>>60893780>>60893752You can tell thats an old webm btw, its not 80% pajeets
>>60893785Unions arent necessary, not for retail. This isnt the 70s. As a shareholder, I appreciate that theyre keeping costs low
>>60893752you can tell who is getting paid the most based on the enthusiasm.>>60893790kek. i hate retail.>>60893476well there is no america first show. shit day keeps getting worse. Woke up alone and angry, got lots of homework. coomed twice, ate McSlop, took a nap, put off all my chores. Man I hate this shit. where is my wife? my god. it's enough to make someone do crime
>>60893790>I could totally get a commission sales job in the financial sector it's just not my style>Instead I chose to sell chromebooks, hearing aid batteries, and disposable cameras to 80 year old retards while the break room smells like curry and shit because it's "comfy" and the free $300 worth of Walmart shares a year are going to set me up for lifeAnon. Please.
>>60893795It doesn't really matter if they're necessary. Wal-Mart is terrified of them because they know it will nuke their profits if their workers have any negotiation power.
scoops can we commission you to make a chatgpt based on smg?
>>60893806Walmart is in no way afraid of their sub 80 IQ retards they hire discovering class consciousness.
>>60893804I didn't say I *could* do a commissions based job. I said it's not me. I would find it stressful. I don't like networking and remembering clients and being paid based on that performance.
>>60893772I've been on slickdeals a few years and this seems like regular seasonality to me. First half of the year is always barren for sales, they start picking up in Q3 leading up to black friday. Discounts peak around October, with the best deals already gone / things sold out by the time BF rolls around. That is the feeling I have.
>>60893818They invest a lot of money in anti-union propaganda, so they obviously are.
>>60893806Houses we all know have a lag with the economy. I suppose cars do also just not as severe. I'm trying to remember before cash for clunkers how long before car companies did all the incentives to get people to buy.
>>60893824You haven't seen all the sales especially with solar and power stations lately?
>>60893826>Are all my coworkers fucking retards?>No. That would make me a retard by association. Walmart must have commissioned panels of humiliation ritual experts and paid a fortune to come up with the infamous "Chicken Dance" to make us feel worthless.Get. A. Real. Job. If you're surrounded by retards then you're the retard for not getting the fuck out.
>>60893838I have never worked at Walmart. I suspect you aren't as smart as you think you are.
>>60893769I remember, I was there
>>60893509I've read that some job openings are fake ie there is no actual job they're hiring for. I'm a neet and haven't done much in the way of looking for a job. It just gets very depressing when they ask for about 1 hours worth of time to apply to a single job or a few jobs. Anything that pay's well just seems to ignore me so I usually don't bother despite the college degree unless I can send in the application fast. Why yes I do gamble on the stock market in hopes I get rich and never have to wage again, how could you tell?
>>60893644That's great because I wanted to see them
>>60893509kek charlie chaplin saw unemployment numbers skyrocket and got out of the stock market in 1929
Porsche really got kicked out of the DAX yesterday lmao let’s see what happens at open
>>60893851>I've read that some job openings are fakeI forget the numbers but a significant percentage of jobs listed are fake as part of ploy to claim employers can not find qualified candidates to fill positions, therefore they need H1-B visa waivers or approvals to hire cheap labor from over seas to fill the jobs. There were vids on youtube showing large conferences in hotels where employment and immigration attorneys were explaining the crows how to list the fake job openings and how to apply for approvals to hire immigrants for cheap. If you are that interested I am sure you can find them on YT, or maybe Grok can find them for you. This has been going on for a long time.
>>60893851applying online for jobs is a complete waste of time in my experience. the only thing that ever worked for me was meeting people in person or contacting them directly and bypassing the whole filtering process. HR roasties love nothing more than throwing your resume in the garbage.
>>60893664>>60893678>>60893697Now THIS is a major recession indicator. Gamers are tapped out kek.
>>60893476Fucking screw jobs man
>>60893862Yeah I'm okay with it but women really are disgusting whores.
>>60893664it came out 2 months ago and doesn't even have a Mario game yet
>>608939003 months ago actually holy shit it honestly feels like it was two weeks ago
>>60893681Cows seem pretty okay. Don't have much experience with them, me being a cityfag and all.>hot dogOnce every year or two I'll have a hot dog if I can get it grilled and burnt to all hell, covered in brown mustard and relish. It usually hits the spot but holy shit the thought of having a second one doesn't cross my mind.
>>60893790The Wally World closest to me is staffed by Iraqis. I go very seldomly but when I do it's an absolutely disgusting experience. My favorite part of any Wal-Mart store is the neglected (((Wall of Honor))) for former ZOGbots.
>>60893900Has Nintendo ever released a new system without a new Mario game to go with it? That seems incredibly stupid to me, although I'm old and haven't played vidya in many years.
>>60893916The Walmart in my local city gives me Mogadishu trading post vibes from all the coloreds
>>60893900>>60893923Mario Kart World is new just for the switch 2.
>>60893926Our bulb nigger Wal-Mart is located on Morse Road. That's between I-71 and Easton in Columbus, a disgusting hellscape full of Africans and Nepali mountain roaches.
>gitlab beats revenue estimates>stock goes dows 8%why does this happen?
>>60893945Did they offer guidance for the third quarter?
>>60893945Same thing happened with Dell.
>>60893945>>60893949Unlike Dell they lowered guidance and their CFO is leaving.
>>60893945people are going back to .zip files for version control.
>construction/renovation all day erry day>20+ years at it so ok-ish pay>so much work experience I have to spend zero though as to what I'm doing, on autopilot whole work day>stingy bastard, save big portion of my pay>blast Bloomberg, finance podcasts from earbuds whole day, stay on top of current events, thinking how to make my savings work best for me>badically do two jobs at the dame timeIs this what dem people with fancy degrees call synergy benefits?
>>60894002they call it serving your neet masters
Any go micro micro stocks like 50 M or under market cap
>>60894002listening to anything while doing menial tasks just turns into noise. Your retention is so ass.
>>60893945Markets are rigged, not rational.
>>60893867down 2% now
>grown woman cleavage banned>robot groping prepubescent girl allowedokay
>>60893476he's literally me!
>>60894100
>>60894100adult woman fetishists arent welcome here
good morning eurofags,i bought AEO on the premise that it MUST have money, if they can pay for a sydney sweeney ad. look where we are now :)
>>60893521Where do they get money for food and such?
>>60894110Lol why even get a sexbot of a woman when you could get off to an elf or a female spider monster? My solo dungeon is going full rpg mode and I am the fucking dungeon master. I am my own Chad Thundercock.
Figma baggies kek
>>60893558Get a self-driving car so that the government can drive you where you need to go.
>>60894025You need to understand that many people's mental faculties don't cap out performing just one of two extremely disparate disciplines.
>>60893589It's a Jewish thing, at certain times what they can do is limited inside of the wire (you define what's inside though, since Earth is a globe).
>>60893622I'm waiting for Klarna IPO, I'mma slurp a stock once it gets listed. I've seen that their loans can be even at 30% APY, that's basically printing money (as long as people don't default)
>>60894160Outside of smg, I’m seeing a mix of cope and “well, actually, I knew it was an overpriced meme stock the whole time!” The only time I saw anyone say anything resembling reality is here because people were down voted for saying anything not bullish in other places.
>>60894173i personally know people who defaulted on their klarna debtpeople are underestimating how retarded the average consoomer is
>>60894159The best thing about having an orgy with sex dolls is that you can have bisexual sex and no one call you gay.
>>60893704I hope in at least 5 years we've got humanoid robots walking among us and in about 10 years there's more humanoid robots than humans (in active operation). (Good cartoon: Vivy: Fluorite Eye's Song) If anyone knows of good stocks to buy to invest in a humanoid robot future, please do share, the main one that's on my mind is TSLA, but... that's Tesla. There's also XPEV and maybe Honda.
N's and J's.Big time.
>>60893615Not true, cuckoldry has origins in a lot of cultures. Even in some African languages there are words for men in their tribes getting cucked. Life is brutal everywhere. Crossdressing did come from England though with the extreme underground movement of intense "poofery" ever witnessed on earth. Germany with scat porn too.
thoughts on SWBI? I think its undervalued for the company that it is.
>>60894177>people are underestimating how retarded the average consoomer isYeah... Watching Caleb's Financial Audit series on YT made me realise that. There was a woman that had 783% interest rate on a loan and from the look on her face, she doesn't know what that means.
>>60894186>no one call you gayWhy do you care what others think of you, when they don't care what you think of them?
>>60894242I always see highlights on instagram, its so fucking funny"i didnt know i could go into debt with a credit card"KEK
bullish times
>>60894189I'm telling you guys, we're getting there, soon real women will be obsolete. Scaling Helix - Dishes (length: 1:07)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gfuUzDn4Q8Scaling Helix - Laundry (length: 2:54)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOoRnv3lA0k(The Chinese are getting close to having a functional robotic womb as well)
>>60894025What? It is only during menial tasks like driving that you can actually listen to something else and keep up. Anything that requires thought is a no-go
>>60894173We already have Klarna as a service here in Europe. Never used it… Though for the burgers, there may also be interedt in the companies who will be offloading any debt/collections from Klarna. I am curious who will be buying the debt and defaults. This way I can make money on the upside with employed whites signing up for the service and the downside via all the spics and niggers who willdefault on their Air Jordans.
>>60894173Pretty sure Klarna's last earnings report showed they were hemorrhaging money.
>>60894189fuck off, faggot.
GOOD MORNING how we feeling today? About to leverage 2x SP500 WE GOIN BULLISH AND FRIDAY DUMPING OR WHAT?
sausij roll pumping good this morning
>>60894242>783%How the fuck is that legal
>>60894245I care about my family anon, that's why I keep my degenerate and hedonistic sex life ultimately to myself.
>>60894100>>60894110As it should be
>>60894304>keep my degenerate and hedonistic sex life ultimately to myselfI think everyone should do this regardless of what reason one might or might not have. What happens in the bedroom should stay in the bedroom, not on a street in a parade...
Rate cuts incoming, what stocks gonna BOOST from that?
>>60894320Priced in.
>>60894320greggs
>>60894320everything of course
>>60894296Luv me Greggs me mate. >Porsche removed from DAX>Less than 1% red Make it make sense.
>>60894326As I said yesterday, I didn't expect much movement. Infact I even thought they would stay up for another 3 months. When a company gets booted from DAX, it's not always bad. Infact for the last company to do so (Covestro in end 2024 (?)) it ended up being good for them. Porsche AG slipped into the MDax, while Porsche Holding stayed in DAX. Explains the crabbing. However, imploding is still imminent.
>>60894329I should add, Porsche Holding was close to being booted as well. I think they're gonna wait for Porsche and VW earnings, how it plays into Porsche Holding stock, and then they're gonna decide. Worst case for them: domino effect because of bad EV business.
Thoughts on hood stock ?
>>60894320All assets should pump if they print more.
>>60894353As if they didn't already pump and haven't already pumped for 3 years chasing ratecuts
>>60894360If people and businesses are making money and that money is devalued by inflation then it makes sense for this game to continue. You would need actual deflationary crash for things to perhaps change, for a while, at least, like in 2022. Although back then I assumed bear market would continue for longer than it did.
What do anons think of Adobe? It's printing money with a forward PE of 15 but it's down because of AI bullshit. I really don't see how AI is a threat to their business.
>>60894387Adobe is genuinely fucked by AI, one of the few times the market is pricing it in correctly, Look at Google's Nano Banana model. It shits on photoshop from a great height and is still in its infancy.ADBE will benefit from their currents subscriptions and scummy exit fees from the mass exodus. But long term this is blockbuster and AI is Netflix. It is a value trap.
>>60894387>i dont see how ai is a threati'm not trying to be mean i just think this is something you should look intohave you ever been tested for mental retardation?
>>60894395>>60894401Have you guys ever actually used Photoshop or Illustrator? AI slop isn't a replacement for its tools. Professionals (from whom Adobe makes most of its money) need fine control over their work, which AI just can't provide. From what I've seen, every single time a company tries using AI in their stuff they fuck it up and it looks godawful.
>>60894387The whole point is they are trying to develop AI tools themselves but not getting anywhere. Loosers in that race are fucked long term.
>>60894387>>60894395Seems to me there is huge value in a good editing tool that incorporates AI. So photoshop with clever AI integration. I feel that is a much more desirable product than just a prompting engine that spits out images.Problem is ADBE is so fucking slow to pick up on this its making me worried they wont be the ones to deliver this product. They have potential gold but they aren't showing a sense of urgency in minting it.
>>60894387Adobe Acrobat reader is by far the worst business product still widely used.The price could be very well be down just by people getting mad at acrobat's bullshit
>>60894412AI will eventually become commoditized, so who cares? They can just integrate the latest opensource chink model and call it a day.
>>60894407most failures are failures of direction not execution like crackerbarrelsimple truth is the goyslop consumer doesnt give a fuck it's only artists who've lost their commissions(for the exact same reason) autistically sperging on twitterfor a pre-ai example look at trannylators making minimum wage, it doesnt matter that the translations are shit the consoomer consooms
>>60894417So when are they going to fucking start doing that?AI is not something you want to be sitting on the sidelines for until its a mature product. At least not if you care about shareholder value.
>>60894427Google won. Adobe lost. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzzF9cC4qBM&ab_channel=AtomicGains
>>60894426>it's only artists who've lost their commissions(for the exact same reason) autistically sperging on twitterThe small-time artists working for commission were never a major source of revenue for Adobe though. They get their money from businesses which will still need the tools that Adobe software provides. AI has been popular for a while now, so why has Adobe's revenue been increasing at 10% like clockwork for 3 years now (pic related)? >>60894427>>60894431>muh heckin AI sloppaProfessionals don't care about this shit.
>>60894431>nano bananaimpressive, but not that much better than what's already been made open source by chinese university students. it won't take long for Adobe to catch up. they don't even need to build their own models when they can just copy a chinese one. image gen is a dead end anyways, why would anyone pay for this shit when a free model and a little bit of photoshop can do it all?AI video is the real money maker.
>>60894440good enough is far less good than you believeby all means YOLO into it and rope-post in a year if you want
>>60894448Again, if AI is going to kill Adobe, why has it had literally zero effect on revenue growth for the past three years? Can you answer this?
>>60894452AI has been crawling for 3 years, its a toddler. Its beginning to walk and talk now. Soon it will run faster than you could ever imagine.Don't be a smuggie in the face of exponential progress.
>>60894452>yes it murdered small scale but it will stop there because there has been no progress nor acclimationthis is what i'd called a red-light short
>>60894466>just two more weeks
>>60894452it's going to eventually kill digital art jobs which will eventually kill adobe. give it a few years.
Porsche bear, save me.Save me Porsche bear!Oh never mind its now forming a big fuck off head and shoulders on the minute chart. Me tink every lil bloodclot ting gwan be irie mon.
>>60894442>>60894479I fucking hate this AI dogshit so fucking muchKill yourself! Kill yourself!
>>60894512mesatink yousa gonna go broke>>60894524shouldve learned2code
>>60894512i love you schizo britbonghowever it is until 24th Oct that we could bleed.There might be a bit excitement, especially when the ameritards wake up in a couple of hours, but there are literally 0 good news, just speculation that is going on rn
>>60894524>>60894529However I think 10th Oct will be the bearer of horrendous news for Porsche. Just think for a secI leave in the same city as one of the two main Porsche factories, and know for a fact they are planning to layoff workers come November. Why November? Porsche Holdings earnings call. They now its going to be badHold on my brother
What advice do you have for a crypto autist wanting to rotate profits into stocks? I browsed wallstreetbets and I want me some green candles
>>60894539Top advice is don't ask /biz/ for advice
>>60894539GRRR, MDAI, HGRAF. These are the pennystocks you need to become a drillionaire.
>>60894544Smart. I’ll take it. Thank you. I’ll lurk that Chinese owned cringe site for stocks
>>60894524I love AI slop and I will never stop making it
>>60894537Thank you meine freund. Let us eat the fresh corpse of the German automotive industry together.
>>60893891>women are whores because they won't have sex with mekek incels
>>60894539Buy Dell.
>>60894558we shall.
>>60894584More like women are whores because they sell their body online for money(Onlyfans).And it isn't even a lie!
>>60894644more like women are whores because they're women
Hope we have a crab day so I can just play silksong
> GLD
Whichever one of you niggers wrote the biz indicator for TradingView deserves a medal cuz this shit actually fucking works. I've been killing it on the 1 minute chart. Just wait for the mumu and go in. Then get out on the pop. Works more often than it doesn't
when is tesla collapsing?
>>60894691>chud-panda
>>60893533You can absolutely join the military at 30+. Why do people just spout shit without even looking up rudimentary information?
>>60894715when i was in navy boot camp there was a 38yo, we all called him grandpa
>>60894681How do I use this?
>>60894721The whole run down is here:https://www.tradingview.com/script/pS6Zrk2S-bizdicator/
I'm sure the market won't pump today haha
wow the gogel chuds were right this time
>>60894732especially not on more ratecut hopes hahaha
ADP miss, lower
Oh, nice my deposit cleared. Time to buy more Dell options.
>>60894724thx anon
C´est fini.
>>60894744>C´est fini.KILL yourself
>forecast 73>actual 54wasn't this supposed to be bullish
>>60894749is that a question?
>>60894757a proposal
>>60894644>>60894648>incels maldinglol
Would it be retarded to slurp some BBAI?
wtf labor costs people so desperate they soon work for free
>>60894767its so over for the bulls
>>60894777TRIPSTRUTHTRUKEBulls get slaughtered, Bears eat good.
bears are big and gay
Another day another attempt to make money. I didn't check but I assume I lost the power ball.
>>60894681>>60894724hey thats me. glad youre making on fookin gains
>all my yurostocks are green>all usa stocks greenBobo are you ok? are you ok?are you ok? Bobo!
>>60894767SP500 futures are green, after a bullish red wick. Am I looking at something else?
relatively calm premarket, could be readying up for a rally into Friday
>>60894804Maybe you can explain. Cause I still don't understand it.
>>60893865money printer was only just getting warmed up in 1929. Now we have infinite gibs to POOOOMP the market.
where is the labor day rally? my portfolio is just constant blood red day after day
>>60894837Almost time for the spooky rally :(
weird it would pump up now after falling for weeks and on data that gets released literally every week
any "ground floor" (meaning it hasn't already pumped 20+%) new shit out there? Have a lot of free cash and want to open new positions.
>>60894848GAMBAT
>>60894848GTLB
>>60894848Dell is going to $200 early next year. The market is overvalued and they have a great forward p/e. There is no cheap ground floor anymore. IPO's like Klarna are getting crazy high valuations.
>>60894858>There is no cheap ground floor anymore. IPO's like Klarna are getting crazy high valuations.I know, but a man can dream. >>60894851>GAMBI thought you killed yourself?>>60894854>GTLBHuh this looks good. I didn't even know they were public.
>>60894848Oh I almost forgot the best one:GCT - Giga Cloud Technology
>>60894858>Dell is going to $200 early next yearIts funny my office only uses Dell (probably because they're cheap) so they're just background noise to me. I forgot they existed.
>>60894863Sometimes I wish I did. This has now become my suicide stack.
>>60894804Unfathomably based
>>60894864Why is there stock price so low versus the high p/e?
I need Alpha.
>>60894880You tell me champ. I think the market has it all wrong.
>>60894829>>60894743its not buy/sell signals, although theyre pretty accurate. many people will buy high and get dumped on or sell the bottom and see the stock shoot up. so i made this indicator to mainly help you avoid this but you can also use it to trade. check pic related, it shows the general idea. all signals are reversals. stick with bobo/.mumu as they are reversal with trend. blue orange can be ok too. bog is harder to time but might be the best risk/reward. but definitely read the description because there is a lot more to it like why signals fail, indicator limitations, pro tips which really helps in using it better. idk how well you'll actually do if you just buy/sell when the signal shows up cus the indicator "looks good like it works"
>>60894868Chin up, we all lose sometimes.
>>60894888Thanks for explaining!
BUY TLT thoughts?
Unless something catastrophic happens I guess we're just gonna crab around until the rape cut decision
>>60894883Rare, Medium or Well Done?
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>60894919Basado
>>60894919Based
why does soxl have to bleed out every single fucking day
>another red day.Is this the longest red streak since liberation day?
Clnn to 20 by October buy it on the dip
noice nvdas crabbing upnothings gonna happen till rape cuts tho
>>60894724holy fuck how the fuck do i put this in dark mode my fucking eyesim a fucking boomer i dont got patience to learn new thingsnew thing bad old thing goodalso fuck HPE lmao good thing i panic sold my earning calls at open
>>60894949trvke
>>60894932it's so annoying
>>60894949I don't recall explicitly putting the tradingview website in dark mode but it might work if you put your chart in dark mode like the pic here. Also, if your OS is in dark mode, that might do it too. One last thing to check is your browser theme. Put that in dark mode if all else fails
FIG
>>60894966Holy shit the bottom fell out.
>>60894962ok i had to fucking GOOGLE ITimagine having a fucking interface where its not obviousalso wtf is this shit am i in eurocuck time do i need to google how to change my fucking timezone too holy shit WHO USES THISno waitWHO PAYS TO USE THISPAYS
This is what the deep OTM puts look like when a stock plunges for the anon who was curious about it yesterday. I haven’t sold them yet. FIG will continue to go down. My price target is a generous $40.
>>60894173BNPL are awful business models. They make money off of fees towards the businesses that they service in a similar fashion to visa/MasterCard. But their biggest offerings are... Interest free loans to one of two people: Those who set it on auto pay and never pay interest, or those who never pay it and don't give a shit about a credit history so they ignore any and all attempts to collect on the 30% apy.These businesses are not profitable.
Daily reminder GRRR is a pajeet scam
>>60894972yeah it's not intuitive at all
>>60894848Rare earths, lithium. I got both in ETFs, check the charts. Both literary bouncing off the floor after years in bear market.
>>60894980this but klarna
>>60894982
>>60894990
>>60894969Kek baggies
>Service providers noted that payroll expenses helped to pushup their overall operating costs in August. Tariffs were alsofrequently mentioned as a driver of inflation, with suppliersreported to be raising their charges accordingly. Latest datashowed an ongoing pass through of these higher operatingexpenses to clients via an increase in selling prices. Althoughdown a little since July, output price inflation remainedelevated and amongst the steepest recorded by the survey in the past three years.
>>60894943um??
>>60894765You really thought you had something there with that comment didn’t you? Took you a whole hour to come up with that
>>60895011Took you almost 1 1/2
Macro news coming in 2 minutes. be careful
>>60894863i bought some $30 Jan 2027 GTLB LEAPS, first time messing with LEAPS
>>60894982>>60894848Wouldnt hurt to get some gold and silver producer etfs too. Copper for 5 years out
>>60895018Nothing's happening
ISM Services 52Employment 46,5Prices 69,2Orders 56
>>60895026seems so
>>60895027crab news
>>60895018nothings going to happen until powell sees his shadow and we get two more months of no rate cuts
Guess I'll get some work done today instead of staring at lines all day
>reddit sells itself as an AI trainer>40% of all AI is trained on reddit>40%>suddenly AI becomes fucking terrible
>>60894982LAC is worth a look at
>>60895053The good news is AI is actually smart enough to take the good and leave the bad, ie. sift out the actual information while recognizing and ignoring the self pity, virtue signalling, groupthink, and general numale faggotry
>>60895068>AI is actually smart enoughlol
>>60895053I'm not even that much of a reddit hater and people here tell me quite often to go back even though I never was there and politically I'm probably a bit more aligned by them, but I still don't understand why anybody would do that, lol
I’m gay
>>60895072Be a luddite all you want. It's already smarter than people today even with its flaws
>>60895079AI training is about sheer quantity of data more than quality.
I bought gold and silver at the tippy top yesterday and now I'm hemorrhaging money
>>60895079go back
>>60895104Where to?
>>60895083why do you even bother talking to people anymore then
>>60895103kek fomo baggie
>>60895113I don't if I'm seeking information or something. But I'm here to talk about stocks and other topics for entertainment purposes, and the absurd actions and experiences of real, live people is sometimes more interesting and entertaining than talking to an omniscient digital presence.
is it wise to check your stonks on a daily basis? I was speaking to a broker once and he said you should only check them once a month or you'll end up suiciding
>>60895103stop chasing
>>60895083I'm trying to train one now and I think it may be retarded
WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY THE DIP LIKE I TOLD YOU TO CUNTSAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60895120>omniscientit can't even tell the difference between things that are true and things it hallucinated 1 microsecond ago
>>60895123>buy thing going up>"don't chase">buy thing going down>"don't try to catch a falling knife"Shit's mathematically random and the only dumb thing anyone can possibly do is try to make sense of it.
>>60895108fur affinity
>>60895103Buy high, sell low. Textbook
Holy V
>>60895121>only check them once a month or you'll end up suicidingpeople laugh but it's real. people an hero over stocks all the time. I was reading a post by some kid in the UK on a different website a couple of days ago where he was talking about trading and how he's trying to make it for his family and all that. couple of days later find out he killed himself. this shit is brutal on some people. how many anons that were in here in 2020 and 2021 when it was easy money ended up doing something like that in 2022? probably more than one. don't take this shit too seriously, anons
>>60895128>be you>have one bad experience with one AI model one day>become a luddite for the rest of your life
>>60895139Weird projection. I like AI. I'm just not delusional about its capabilities.
i used a chatgpt generated half marathon training plan, followed it up basically 80% and placed in top 10% of my age bracket in the race
>>60895127........and back down it goes sad!
>>60895143Then idk why you're making such sweeping exaggerated generalizations like in your last post. Obviously you must realize it is stunningly intelligent and useful 95+% of the time.
>Google down 2% todaydamnif you miss the initial pump you're basically fucked, huh?
iron condor bros we can't stop winning
>>60895138friend of mine lost tens of thousands on BTC's collapse in 2022huge FOMO in 2024/25 because he didn't have it anymore eitherhe went from the most gregarious life of the party guy to an incel like me kind of amazing what the wealth effect does to people
>>60895176yeah, it's going to zero
>>60895123>ISM>prices at 69>employment at 46>cutI was wondering why SPX was going down for a moment. Chart looks way too much like going up. Classic trap
>>60895103You'll be fine in 2 weeks. I thought the same 2 weeks ago.
>>60895195and are you fine now?
>>60895197;_;
>>60895202>>60895202>>60895202New threadNew thread New thread
That's a devil.
>>60893605*APBULL
