You know I like my chicken fried, Fry-Day, editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5ojO1Qbu3I>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsLast time on /smg/: >>60896511
>ctrl+f "TLT">0 resultsHA! OKAY, SO YOU WERE LISTENING WHEN i SAID TO BUY $TMF AND $TLT, RIGHT?!?!?! RIIIIIIIGHHTT???
>>60898275>$TLTbonds and blackrockno and no
assume im a retarded ass nigga. should i just buy SPY and forget about anything else? all in on SPY.
>>60898286That's what I do for my work 401K. If you do this only, then you basically need to max out your 401k every year in order to make it.
>>60898286What's the difference between your selfdescription and what all americans do?
>>60898283sybauNo asked yo lil nerd ass>>60898286Buy $TLT as well. Perfect time to be buying it, anon.
>>60898286VOO is better, but if you dont like gambling yes just dump it all into a mix of indices and rebalance annuallybut if you dont like gambling why are you in the casino>>60898291some retarded niggas are boob men not ass men
>>60898293>No asked yo lil nerd assWell what the fuck do you know? You are giving advice on piece of shit blackrock TLT with a 0.15% expense ratio when they could be in VGLT with a 0.04% expense ratio. I'm sure the Fidelity equivalent also is a better option. Before you speak at least do a little research before you give such piss poor advice.
So are we going to have a green friday or another nigger dump?
>>60898275this looks like ass
>>60898304TLT is more sensitive to interest rate moves, and is FAR more liquid. The AUM for TLT is much higher than FAGGOTY VGLT.DO NOT @ ME YOU FUCKIN LOSER FAGGOT
>>60898310It's okay to not know what youre looking at, anon. Just listen to your betters.
>>60898316are you like those schd guys who get off on making bad investments?
>LULU
>>60898312What does that even mean? All bonds are effected by interest rate changes. You are trying to make excuses for your poor advice in paying Blackrock more for something passive they barely do any work on.
250k with great benefits and good work/life balance or the chance to make high 6 figures, low 7 with insane stress and no life at all
>Tech CEOs Take Turns Praising Trump At White House Dinner – WSJMAGA loves BIG TECH
>>60898329latter <40 followed by former at 40+
>>60898331AI BUBBLE FINNA PUMP TO MARS
>>60898329A choice I never got the luxury of answering, but always more money is the answer.
>>60898275No, I bought NBY at one o'clock and decided to hold overnight.
>>60898323What makes it bad? That you dont understand it?Okay >;)>>60898326Your only argument for VGLT is the MER. Hardly a point to make, unless you have tens of millions and hold for decades.DO NOT @ ME FAGGOT NIGGER FUCK
>>60898339You shouldn't have sybau me if you wanted me to be nice to you. You created your own misery. I'm just responding in kind.
>>60898339look at its returns bludyou're paying more fees for a worse product
>>60898329I chose the second option and I regret it.But also the first was never an optionThe first one sounds so easy bro
>>60898325>LULUsharted the pants?
>>60898329I'm just over 200 with great benefits. NGMI. Take the other one at least for a couple years and squirrel assets away, and then do whatever the fuck.
>>60898347Can't you do FIRE and quickly retire?
AH was never this flat. ATH must be comfy
8:30 am eastern is the jobs reports.
>>60898316how about you tongue my anus
BYD bros. Does the svffering ever end?
>>60898358No, "retire early" means retiring at 45-50 years old. Old, tired, and broken, retired but living modestly for the rest of your life. The only way to live is to get megarich before turning 40. You should only invest in things which have the possibility to go up 1000%. Do anything you can to get $1,000 a week and invest in highly risky coins / stocks / options, eventually you will hit the $1,000,000 mark.Once at 1,000,000 you can start investing $10,000 at a time, and soon you will be at $10,000,000. This is enough to invest in a more reliable 5% yoy return index fund and live lavishly off of 6 figure interest each year.
>>60898376I thought with 6/7 figure salary that's how FIRE worked. You max out 401k, max out ROTH, max out Health Savings accounts. Do that for about 6 or 7 years and you can retire if you live poor.
>>60898325my fucking calls
>>60898382>max out 401kits just cash, so you can accelerate the growth by buying some ETFs, maybe a few stocks to spice things up, then the accumulated growth is what sets you up.
>>60898376>only way to live>t. never did anything in life and thinks money will solve itlol
>>60898376>"retire early"you never retire, you have to manage your money so you are always working, just on your own schedule.
>>60898387Bale did Burry dirty in that move - making Burry look like a full retard. The guy is smart and acts nothing like Bale portrayed him to be.
Anyone ready for PL earnings report from the floor of the NYSE monday morning?
>>60898395the fuck are you talking about? They made him look like a "cool punk rocker anti-establishment" person when in reality he is a retard
>>60898387>>60898395>>60898401I didn't really get his scenes in the movie either. Cause it seemed like the other people were doing the work. I think there was a mention of them finding his paper on the subject then acting on it. I think his office, team he didn't talk to, and editing just didn't work for me.
>Futures
>>60898416Burry was running his fund and picking winning stocks while going to med school. Burry figured it out and made winning trades, but due to the corruption of the big banks almost lost it all because he was early and the big banks would not let the MBS trade at fair value (decline in price massively) until they made the same trades Burry did. Burry is also the one who figured out Gamestop and wrote letters to the company about the issue, he just sold is 1.3 million shares to early before GME hit $460
>>60898325Becky stocks have been trash this year
I need to take on more leverage.
>>60898286>>60898290SPY has higher volume for trading but VOO has a lower fee so it's the better long term hold.
>futures
>>60898350Yep.
>>60898343>>60898344>>60898368UHM, SWEATY??? IS THIS *STUPID* AI AGREEING WITH ME?? UHMM OKAY
>>60898290What do you mean by make it?Are you travelling the world living an exciting lifestyle, enjoying the finer things? Or just you got enough to play vidya and relax?
>>60898381Robinhood is not an exchange, it's a broker, and it's definitely not the best one. However if you want to lose your life savings in 0DTE options then you have to go with RH as most brokers won't let you lose money that fast.
>>60898325holy shit it dumped to 2020 levels
>equities train going at full speed>all green for metals>"I need to buy treasury ETFs"
>Trump had Bill Gates over instead of Elonlol
>>60898464congratulations the LLM that cant count agrees with you, dump all your money in it to prove us wrong
>>60898467I think if you are using a safe 4% withdrawal rate, then you better have 10 million if you want to live it up. 1 to 2 to be happy playing vidya in a home you own.
>>60898286You can but it's at ATH isn't it?
>>60898500When is it not?
>>60898500line goes upwhy is this so hard for people to understand
>>60898500During a bull market it's pretty much always at or near ATH.
BUY $TLT AND $TMF RIGHT FUCKING NOW (Upon market open)>>60898491>he's smarter than the AI, that provided proofslol maybe youre the LLM, you braindead shit.
>>60898516Yesterday, and earlier this year it dipped. He should DCA at least right? Or is it always a good time to dump into SPY because line goes up >>60898519
>>60898481>buy TLT and TMFYes
>>60898358what the fuck would i do if i retired? i'm trying to break into building custom homes
>>60898536>>60898543Why are you replying to yourself faggot nigger?
>>60898571>LULU investordont even start with me
i think lulu is made for twinks, ive tried buying multiple and nothing ever fits right...fuckin $200 waste on sports shorts serves you right going back to 170
What is he doing
FMCC chads sound off
>>60898588Just breathing some mountain air, nothing to see goys.
>PSPTX - PIMCO StocksPLUS® Absolute Return Fund>Seeks total return which exceeds that of the S&P 500 Indexwas it always that easy?
>AI is a bubble>NDX dumps>recovers a bit later>Alibaba does its own chips>dumps>recovers
henlo mister jeromewe need the emergency rate hikeslook at the inflationplease look at the wage growth toowe are making too much moneyemergency rate hikes can fix this allthank you mister jerome
>>60898699Ah, yes. The PMI spoke of higher wages driving prices besides tariffs. And they want to cut. The literal wage-price-spiral meme about to materialize, but whatever
Why is Apple allowed to exist at a PE of 36 (thirty-six) when it has been running flat for 3 (three) years? Net income is as flat as a hag's tits, they just desperately try to pump the EPS through buybacks.
why you should buy HGRAF right the fuck nowthe pain is gone (they are done with the warrants dilution, fund = loaded)6 digit short shares came back to the shelf, pretty much untouched for 2 daysmini contract to be announced this Qkevins upcoming doc for amazon>>>/wsg/5966279
>>60898795>Saaar please buy, village is hungry
>>60898395Bale didn´t write the script or direct.
Kek LULU baggies. Hope you boys didn´t fall for the baggies shilling it as ´value´. Anyone saying ´value´ nowadays is a bagholder red flag desu.
Did the shitty little meeting the tech CEOs had with Trump cause the retard pump?
>>60898265>There are now 500,000 more people selling houses than buying them, marking the largest imbalance ever recorded.>The US now has more unemployed people than job openings for the first time since April 2021>US companies announce just 1,494 new jobs in August, the lowest for the month since 2009, per WSJ>Layoffs are up 39% in August to 85,979, per Challenger and Grey.>US ADP nonfarm employment change actual: 54k vs 104k previous; est 68k>Two in five US workers have delayed or canceled major purchases such as homes or cars due to job security concerns, per Redfin.Bros are we all heading into the mother of all crashes soon? Shits going from bad to worse kek
>"US consumers with the highest credit scores are starting to fall behind in their debt payments," per Reuters.Yep we are super COOKED
>>60898923OH MY GEEEERD HTI SMEANS TH FED IWLL CUT 3% iN ONE MEETING
>>60898916Sir, do you have a problem with Broadcom having a revenue of barely 16 billion with a 1.44 trillion marketcap?
>>60898699we have to wait till the data comes out before i can announce it officially, but for you fren, anything
>>60898973>120 PE ratiojesus christ
>>60898981thats a value stock in this markethttps://companiesmarketcap.com/palantir/pe-ratio/
>>60898986Palantir's valuation is justified by future earnings potential however (as the global panopticon)
I am investing in a breakfast sandwich for good luck for my holdingsI am sorry to Shit and Piss investors as this means your money will be moving out of stocks and into metals today
Still sitting on 50% Cash. Can't der an opportunity
This foolishness has gone on long enough. I'm gonna short AVGO and long NVDA. Wish me luck bros
>OPEN mooning after I sold around $4No I'm NOT buying back in. I will sit on the sideline and watch like a cuck.
I MUST THANK THAT CHINK AVGO.>THANKSTODAY I'M BUYING TONNES OF NVIDIA AT DISCOUNT. AGAIN, THANKS.
Whats going on with yoga pants
>be me>Put 1000$ into Nvidia, the most valuable company on earth worth 4.5 trillion dollars>It immediately drops 7% >All it does now is go downThis faggot nigger market is 100% fake and gay and rigged specifically against me, prove me wrong
>>60898919if that isn't bullish then i don't know what is
>>60899117>prove me wrongThats why you dont buy tops. It will go higher eventually
>OpenAI is building an AI jobs platform that could rival Microsoft’s LinkedIn>Largest and most known AI company starts building AI jobs platform instead of focusing all its effort into advancing AI>as competition against the Gigacorp that is in some kind of weird partnership with themBearish for AI? Sounds like they need a new revenue source and ran out of steam
>>60899132what a future. ai dealing jobs to ai employees
>>60899132Sounds a bit like a move a company would do that did some bullshit and barely got by and then added AI into it's name to do some vague AI shit in hopes the stock gets pumped, but in reverse>c3.AI
>Tesla proposes a new compensation agreement for CEO Elon Musk potentially valued at about $1 trillion, a massive package without precedent in corporate AmericaWhat is this? Some kind of money laundering scheme or something?
>>60899140he has to grow the tsla market cap to 8 trilly so that seems like a pretty good deal for shareholders
>>60899132LLMs are being commoditized and AGI isn't happening. The AI bubble pop is going to be one for the ages. Nvidia is trading at 20 forward price to sales. Do you understand how insane that is? A hardware designer during the largest industrial investment cycle since the space race would need 20 years of revenue to match their market cap. Even with mag 7 companies spending their entire year worth of free cashflow on capex, Nvidia would need to triple their current revenue while maintaining their margins to justify their current valuation. This is all for chatbots that make no money. When the AI bubble pops it will cause a massive recession. I can't wait though. So many good companies will be slurpable at fantastic prices.
>>60899140oh thats why its been pumping
>>60899148yeah but where else would they put the money? the printers have been used too much...
>>60899140What differance does it make if Tesla gets diluted to pay Elon trillions? The price isn't based in reality anyway. 200 pe or 400 pe, doesn't matter to Tesla cultists.
All Nvidia does is go downI hate this stock
Any Deepaks made it big from GRRR yet? lmao
>>60899164No sir but I am waiting for lift off.
>>60899163its at prices not seen since a month ago, its literally over sell everything and short
If I sell and go short it will literally immediately pump 20%. Will record when I do for proof
>>60899156>yeah but where else would they put the money?This generic response to anyone questioning valuations is starting to annoy me.>people have lots of money and that somehow justifies overpaying for stocksIt's so fucking stupid.
>>60899188do it for the sake of the economy patriot
What happened to SBSW?
>>60899205Carbon credits
>>60899195
Why is blody basterd spy go up ? Manachod very motherfucker
>NVDA dumps>buy some calls>NVDA dumps again>buy some more calls>NVDA dumps a 3rd time>buy DELL calls insteadYou guys are right, it literally turned into a boomer stock. Is there any hope for nig-vidia before 9/12? Should i just cut my losses?
since defense stocks seem to be slowing down, what the fuck do I invest in now? energy?
>Go to bed with AVGO slightly up>Wake up and it's fucking rippingI sold because I don't know if it'll keep going in market hours and was already well within my sell target, but damn that was a nice surprise.
>>60899236>cant hold a stock for a weekzoomie brain or 1000x leverage?
>>60899164We niGRRRs will have our day basking in the sun soon. You'll see. You'll all see!
>>60899248They're calls that expire 9/12. I was expecting some sort of direction upwards , since the whole market is going up. But I might just have to cut my losses today and move on. I don't want to have any positions set after 9/12 or whenever that rate cut is supposed to happen.
>>60899161It needs to dump though. I want them to lose money.>>60899248shut up, Goy
How can avgo perform better than shitvidia? Why is this shit never tanking?
Another nothingburger data in less than a hour
>>60899258i mean pains 172.5 im not sure what you expected how big of a move do you need? its gonna pin to 170 today because of pain and jump monday
>>60899262sorry i dont listen to midgets that run fake portfolios
>>60898923https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/us-consumers-with-prime-credit-are-starting-slip-payments-2025-08-25/
>>60899261Because its PE is more than 2x.>>60899263Good enough for a pump though
>randomly tweets a ticker once every few months>ticker always goes up afterhow does this snow nigger do it?
>>60899263I'm not too sure about that. Consensus is around 80k, so around there no one is surpriese. Double that 160k, then rate cut is off the table. Then there could be a 0 or negative print, that would be real wild because things are getting bad, but now there's a rate cut for sure.
why are people throwing their money away by investing in anything but FLIN? superpower finna pop frfr ong
>>60899265I have 172.5 calls that I bought when NVDA was at 171ish on Wednesday. So I just want to see it go to 175 and that's it.
>>60899261>how can a small company grow more than the largest company in the worldmust be jewish intervention
>>60899281it will pin to 172.5 on low volume unless theres panic on the data today or a double cut, need to play the long game bludthink fomc is post market though so possibly hype will overcome pain depending on data today, you'll know by open regardless
>>60899282>small companywhat?
>>60899271Pe?
>>60899290imagine a person a third of your size, are they small in comparison?
>>60899282>smallIt is 6th biggest in nasadq and before googleAre you retarded?
>>60899295>>60899294
>>60899292PEPE POPO>>60899294I'm a big guy though.
>>60899261And why is only avgo mooning when arm and Scmi does nothing or even crashes
>>60899294Ok got itYou are retarded.
Is lulu a falling knife or fire sale?
>>60899299i doubt it
>>60899303like a fox
I can lift a dumbell half my bodyweight now above my head with one (1) arm bros.
>>60899305It's going to $155 at least before any recovery. Ive seen this pattern happen enough times to know dipfags always get wrecked initially
>>60899311>dumbbellscan you ohp your bw?are you a power bottom looking for a daddy?
>>60899306Is this dicksize or height? Sorry, but american metrics are just retarded. Both would be wrong anyways.
>>60899319>can you ohp your bw?Yes.No i am a daddy looking for a feminine bottom.Stocks for that feel?
>>60899328i forgot that indians use lakhs and other weird units unlike the objective superior imperial units>>60899336most hedge fund stocks, blackrock likes to pound warm yielding private equity
bros I've been short AVGO since the 4am open. When does it start going down?
>>60899344once your account gets blown, how much runway you got?
>>60899344
>>60899348well I have 8 foot ceilings and the chair is about 2 feet high if I stand on it so I'd say I have enough runway to make it quick and painless
>>60899355dont puss out, beat chos high score
>>60899339What are these filenames?Also Lakhma balls
>>60899356
>>60899359its imgur nigga, i spent ten hours editing that in paint so youd better appreciate it
>>60899367Looking good. As I said, BBC of all kinds is toptier US export. There's no way around it.
>>60899373thats why im in japan
They expect unemployment to jump from 4,1% to 4,3%? lol
WHAT WAS THAT
>>60899132I think we're near the limit for automatization of jobs with the currently available LLM technology. It will replace craft industries requiring specific inputs, like copywriting, graphic design (check this site's board lmao it's dead) and simple clerical tasks. But it's not in any position to really replace engineers or doctors. Most jobs that can be automatized already have been, or are a massive legal liability so it's easier just to have a real person to take the fall in case of error.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60899382uh oh stinky
>>60899376Please pump it to 6% outlook and have it actually be 3.5%. I really want them to keep interest rates high.
Household Survey DataBoth the unemployment rate, at 4.3 percent, and the number of unemployed people, at 7.4 million,changed little in August. These measures also changed little over the year. (See table A-1.)Among the major worker groups, the unemployment rates for adult men (4.1 percent), adult women (3.8 percent), teenagers (13.9 percent), Whites (3.7 percent), Blacks (7.5 percent), Asians(3.6 percent), and Hispanics (5.3 percent) showed little or no change in August. (See tables A-1,A-2, and A-3.)Among the unemployed, the number of new entrants decreased by 199,000 in August to 786,000,largely offsetting an increase in the prior month. New entrants are unemployed people who arelooking for their first job. (See table A-11.)The number of long-term unemployed (those jobless for 27 weeks or more) changed little at 1.9million in August but has increased by 385,000 over the year. In August, the long-termunemployed accounted for 25.7 percent of all unemployed people. (See table A-12.)In August, the labor force participation rate changed little at 62.3 percent, and theemployment-population ratio was unchanged at 59.6 percent. Both measures have declined by0.4 percentage point over the year.
>>60899382god that was fast
>Worse numbers>lets dump and then pumpholy fuck that market
I guess the number was bad
>>60899390The number of people employed part time for economic reasons, at 4.7 million, changed little in August. These individuals would have preferred full-time employment but were working part time because their hours had been reduced or they were unable to find full-time jobs. (See table A-8.)The number of people not in the labor force who currently want a job, at 6.4 million, changedlittle in August but was up by 722,000 over the year. These individuals were not counted asunemployed because they were not actively looking for work during the 4 weeks preceding thesurvey or were unavailable to take a job. (See table A-1.)Among those not in the labor force who wanted a job, the number of people marginally attached to the labor force changed little at 1.8 million in August. These individuals wanted and wereavailable for work and had looked for a job sometime in the prior 12 months but had not lookedfor work in the 4 weeks preceding the survey. The number of discouraged workers, a subset of themarginally attached who believed that no jobs were available for them, also changed little overthe month at 514,000.
>>60899392bad numbers means rate cuts, bing bing wahoo
>US Change in Nonfarm Payrolls Aug: 22K (est 75K; prev 73K)- Unemployment Rate: 4.3% (est 4.3%; prev 4.2%)- Avg Hourly Earnings (M/M): 0.3% (est 0.3%; prev 0.3%)- Avg Hourly Earnings (Y/Y): 3.7% (est 3.8%; prev 3.9%)How many more ratecuts do they want to price in?
>>60899390Establishment Survey DataTotal nonfarm payroll employment changed little in August (+22,000) and has shown little changesince April. Over the month, a job gain in health care was partially offset by losses in federalgovernment and in mining, quarrying, and oil and gas extraction
>>60899392pretty confusing data honestly. it does say payrolls have been dealt less but it also says participation is up and unemployment remains unchanged
> 100% port in metals
>>60899398
why can't they tell the bots that good is bad, they always make the first move as if bad is bad and good is good
>nothingburgerthe crab is too powerful
My way out 50 dollar Figma puts might go in the money today. Should I sell them for a juicy premium or wait until my price target of $40? I have until January, but I’m worried that retail investors are stupid enough to try to catch this falling knife.
>>60899400It's always healthcare, lol
>>60899413
oh my god
Jerome better give us our rate cuts now, Bastard democrat cuck
Already closed the windows but for once the revisions weren't massive.
WILL MRVL EVER GO UPYOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT i can take the AI slop and EV charger gamble lossBUT MRVLFUCK YOUYOU FUCKING BENCHODE BASTERD SAAAAAAAAR I FUCKING FUCK YOU BITCH BLOODY
>>60899420sorry you get an emergency triple hike
Apologise.
So, we continue to pump.
>>60899426If he does nothing will save him from getting fired.
Dollar is gigadumping
GREEN DAY TODAY
>>60899434he's already getting shit canned, his real employers want to destroy americaffs they're fighting the president on allowing dei mortgage fraudsters to run banks
>>60899384For example most typical "wagie" jobs in retail, logistics and food are pretty safe from AI for the moment. Silicon Valley wants to automate these but they're in no position to do so, and haven't made much progress since like 2012 when Uber was pitched as an investment in driverless car tech in the future. Big box retail stores have already automated as much as possible (RFID stock-counting robots, self-checkout tills, automated stock ordering programs etc) and most people don't notice a single difference in staffing in those places. That's because they still need wagies to check unresponsive RFID tags, do manual stock counting, help boomers with self-checkout, prevent shoplifting, actually sell things etc etc.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>60899441USA is the new Turkey, strap the fuck in bros
>>60899431You think a ratecut will save this labourmarket? How?lolI repeat picrel. The Fed is retarded if they cut.
Nvm just realized it's because of the dollar dump.Any guesses when Drumpf will finally stop dumping the USD?
HOWEVER
>>60899453FUCK YOU DUMBLEDORE YOU FAT FUCK
>>60899450The printing will continue until morale improves.
Happy Fryday frensGood thing I bought back those NVDA puts yesterday
wait, now everything is good again, those were a tough few seconds for everyone
>>60899400Wait, this was revised down again>The change in total nonfarm payroll employment for June was revised down by 27,000, from +14,000to -13,000, and the change for July was revised up by 6,000, from +73,000 to +79,000.June into negative, lmao
>>60898265Why are futures green? Do these people think that the multiple can grow that much larger in a shit economy just because the Fed "will cut"?
Just got blasted
>>60899465hope more fed niggers get fired for being bad at their jobs
>>60899466Yes
>>60899466They're green because nobody will want to hold worthless dollars when inflation picks up again after rate cuts
feels like a short should be on the table and it's a good trade today
>>60899471wait till the market opens and you get double blasted
>>60899471In a good way or in a bad way
>>60899447Give me the LRD on what this means?
>>60899481bitter under invested chud, he can be ignored
>>60899480I’m not sure. Just chetposting, honestly.
>>60899473>>60899475I sold my voo and bought some sqqq for fun
In heavy on clnn and ionq hopefully soon I can buy my parents a house
Actually insane how much the market pumps just because of a ratecut. A ratecut into increasing inflation. What kind of bullshit is this?And AVGO>348
>>60899481shariah for everyone, death to feminism and jewsbest possible world
Fuck breadcom
>>60899508ratecuts are bullish for stocksinflation is bullish for stocksstocks arent the economy, why is this hard to understand
>>60899375Are you the faggot our schizojew at /bant obsesses over?
Reminder to sell the first rate cut. It's almost like clock work. We rally until then
>>60899524i am one of many schizo jews in bant
>>60899481it means that the president is putting political pressure on the FED to hyper-inflate all the problems away, just like Edrogan did in Turkey. This lead to a complete collapse of the stock market over there.
>>60899517Rate cuts inflate the PE which is already more stretched than your mother's broken asshole. Inflation inflates earnings but the margins will take a hit. It's cost push inflation, not demand pull. There's a difference
>>6089948180% inflation
It appears I made a mistake selling my Dell calls. Oh well. Off to search for the next opportunity.
>>60899535oh no the number that noone gives a shit about will go up even more, time to rope>im also 12 and dont understand how contracts lag
Topkek those numbers. And of course the memearkets pumping because of the rate cut, that was already priced in anyway but let's forget about that. But the market pumping because of a rate cut for the wrong reasons instead of a rate cut for the right reasons we had so far, is completely peak clown.You can thank retail zoomertards buying everything at any price on their Robinshit app. The rugpull will be of epic proportions unseen since 2000 or 2008.
>>60899140>>60899142They're basically saying Tesla is going to grow by 30% every year for 8 years
>>60899542i agree with what you said exceptzoomertards are not sitting on their robinhood apps at 830 am waiting for a jobs report lol, it's purely algorithms not retail
>>60899533Not a problem if you get out at the right moment
>98% cut in sep>+73% cut in oct>+67% cut in decemberok dude
there is no surer play than intc leaps imo.
>>60899481This Turkey snippet should give you a preview of what happens
>>60899557no surer play to lose money, noone gives a fuck about mossad they've been proven powerless
>>60898919Good time to hold healthcare stocks
>>60899542Almost perfect numbers. Below consensus to guarantee the rate cut, but not so low to cause a panic.
>>60899559less jewish degeneracy?
>>60899475>They're green because nobody will want to hold worthless dollars when inflation picks up again after rate cutsTHERE IS AN ENTIRE WORLD OF FUCKING FAIRLY PRICED EQUITIES OUTSIDE THE USOH MY FUCKING GOD I'M SO TIRED OF YOU PEOPLE
>>60899542too late powell. rate cuts confirmed so we’re melting up
>>60899559turkey doesn't have a stock market everyone wants to be in. the analogy doesn't work
>>60899576NO THE STOCKMARKET IS EFFICIENT JUST HOW IT IS, YOU JUST HAVE TO WAIT 200 YEARS FOR THE COMPANY TO EARN THE MONEY BACKTHE STOCKMARKET IS A TOOL TO TRANSFER WEALTH FROM THE IMPATIENT TO THE PATIENT
>>60899568The real numbers are probably -22k. China does the same thing with their fake numbers, it's never completely fake, but they round up or down to support the CCP narrative.
>>60899576does anything important exist outside the us besides exotic women?
last time they pulled the "inflation is good for stock market" card was end of 2021, thats when insiders dumped tons of stockwe are prolly in the last inning before a major bust
wow so powell sitting on his ass was the wrong decision when he should’ve cut rates months ago
>>60899578He really was “too late”Trump vindicated again
just wait until Trump puts even more tariffs out there on top of the rate cute, hope you guys look forward to paying $50 for a loaf of bread
>>60899569>Be turkish>Walk into store in Turkey>Get told they don't accept Turkish currencyThat is the absolute final boss of jewish degeneracy.
>>60899597Yes
>Manufacturing employment changed little in August (-12,000) but is down by 78,000 over the year.Employment in transportation equipment manufacturing declined by 15,000 over the month, in partdue to strike activity. BRINGING BACK MANUFACTURING
>>60899551This. I invest $1800/mo into index and mutual funds funds. I'm not exactly a market mover lol
Individual prosperity is an illusion. In reality there can be no prosperity until the nation prospers. Individual suffering is but a symptom of the nation's suffering, and cannot be addressed until the nation heals. We must be willing to sacrifice everything for President Trump's vision of a nation healed.
>>60899600OH MY FAUCI how will I afford my avocado toast!?
>>60899604that is when you barter your daughter for a cup of a coffee as is tradition
So the only workforce gaining employment the last like 5 reports has been healthcare. Cool hopefully my premium's go up even more
>>60899612indeed my fellow goy there is no way to profit off the death of a nation
Going to wash my car, so don't panic if we go over 300 posts. I know it hurts. I'm so sorry.
>>6089960>breadWe don't import any ingredient that makes bread
>WH NEC Hassett On US Jobs: Expect It Will Revise Up -CNBCLMAO
>>60899625if we go over 300 posts im shitting on your car
>>60899615Residential contracting/construction is down, commercial contracting/construction is down. https://www.forbes.com/sites/rogervaldez/2025/09/01/trend-for-2025-slower-home-construction-and-sales-with-steady-rates/My company is stretching out IT hardware far longer than the 5yr (end of warranty) refresh and 8yr'ish EOL refresh to now the EOS refresh which is what governments do.Most of the medical growth job wise is cancer related, elderly care and medical assistant jobs.
>More than 16% of the posts are by a single userVery clear sign of depression and seeking for attention.
>>60899640or proof of the brilliance of a subset of the userbase
>>60899631>by almost 70k jobs! That statement is more negative that the actual 22k number released.
>>60899615it means the boomers are finally dying off... we're healing.
>>60899640100% is that german faggot
>new ATH before market open
>>60899652Yet to be seen, for all you know they could be extending their lives indefinitely with all this healthcare spending
>>60899660Likely some shitskin with 50$ in his robinhood waiting for the next government check.
>>60899660No, that would be me. So as per usual you are wrong and projecting. But it's nice to know, /bantfags are still seething at me, months after I obliterated their assholes.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>60899671BASED
>>60899671ty for the blessing
>rate cuts are bullish
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60899671Based
of course dax is freefalling while everything else is green
>>60899680not bullish for poors, but who cares about them?
>>60899671not based because the foul languge is unnecessary
ACTIVATE THE V
>>60899680post about the yield curve inversion next
If the Nasdaq goes from 0.8 to minus 0.8 percent I'll be happy todayAll I see here is exit liquidity for smart money
Didn't we also trigger that semen-rule with the 0,2% jump from 4,1% to 4,3%?
>>60899680>nearly every single recession was caused the by fed being gay and raising ratesTell me why we need them? End the fed
>>60899148There is more to AI than LLMs.
>>60899639>stretching out IT hardware That seems like a problem all over the place.
FUCK AVGO
>>60899709>1,64 trillion>PE now higher than pre earnings
>>60899709If only I'd just listened to Nancy
>>60899708It used to be a company would see substantial productivity gains about every 3-5 years. I think at this point they see the productivity increases are shrinking so they can get away with increasing the time you take to replace it. The more expensive equipment IE networking/server related is what really needs the investment money instead but the money is still shifting away from the IT department. I blame the economy but management is cheap.
I'M LOSING MY BALLS OVA' HERE
>>60899691its gonna bounce the moment i sell i just know it...
My sqqq is printing. Easy money today
for the love of CHRIST WHERE DOES IT END
>>60899726no you don't need new hardware every year to make some stupid powerpoint presentations
>>60899741I am going to murder John Nvidia.
finally sold $16k worth of shit at +2% after bagholding for months
>>60899652the longevity research will make the boomers eternal
MSFT you piece of shit
DELL has regained nicely. I think it might be time to sell this short term recovery
>>60899746It mattered back then when you could at most only run Microsoft excel without any other programs being open. Now you can multi-task WFH while blasting music, playing elden ring and porn in 8k 3D enhanced 360 camera enabled VR porn.
I bought 0DTE SPY PUTS like a blithering retard and I'm gonna lose my shirt on it kek
>>60899741138
>>60899753I think it's just an opening selloff, don't see any reason for it to have drilled like that otherwise.
>>60899741>Stock pumps for literally years on end >People calling it a bubble destined to pop all year>it finally pops>Surprisepikachu.jpg Yeah
>Broadcom stock jumps 15% on new $10 billion customer that analysts say is OpenAI>add 200 billion
Oomph, AMD is hurting bad.
Why in the actual mother of fuck is nigherbideo going down? Who the fuck is redeeming?
im taking this opportunity to get out of soxl
>>60899784soxl is going to 100 dollars though
>>60899767>10 billion revenue>presumably ~2 billion of which will be net earnings>add 200 billion market cap = 200 p/e ratio on the new earnings200 p/e is completely reasonable in current year, I see no issue
DXY is breaking all the August lows
why would I buy NVDA when AVGO is the next big thing?
>>60899789I mean 100 p/e lmfao I'm retarded, like all other average market participants right now. That makes it even more reasonable though
with unemployment up a rape cut is 100% gonna happen, probably a measly .25penis points tho
New bread doko?
>>60899786not if i hold it
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>>60899798Reminder that rate cuts have been priced in threefold at this point
>>60899799fuck off retard
>>60899810Rude
NowThe end is nearand so i seethe final curtain
>>60899790Nice
Guy who shilled boomer shit like WU and the cold storage stuff thanks. Was looking for new stuff
