comfy edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsprevious >>60898265
>>60899798>tfw I'll never get to refinance
Dont look at the US dollar bros ..
>>60899794>Broadcom>has 2x NVDA's P/E ratio despite NVDA being "overvalued" as it isyikes. YIKES. I have a bridge to sell you my good man.
>>60899817I hear some people say this, personally I have no opinion
Bitches don't wear leggings anymore. There's no shock to a skinny bitch in leggings anymore. Lulu is dead
>>60899817excuse me?
AHHHH
>>60899817Thank you
>sell CCs on UNH>price action looking a little too bullish>close for a modest profit>enjoy my 3-5% day in peaceIt's a good day for us New Hampshire bros.
learn to plumb bros..
>>60899817Stop being antisemitic
Rate cuts are mega priced-in. The pump from April - June was the TACO trade, the pump from June - now is the assumption of overwhelmingly massive rate cuts. Will be a sell-the-news event. Get out if you don't want to get violently raped by the elites as they use you for exit liquidity.
>OpenAI has announced it is developing an AI-centered jobs platform as part of broader efforts to expand AI literacy, and as the company grows its consumer and business-facing AI applications.>The ChatGPT maker’s “OpenAI Jobs Platform” will utilize AI to help connect qualified job candidates to companies, which could put it in competition with Microsoft’s LinkedIn. THIS is why MSFT is dumping? Are you fucking serious?
>>60899836Instead of plumb americans learned to plap
>>60899836But I thought those were the only jobs safe from AI
>>6089982711 P/E is insane for a large cap though. I bought market on open.
hmm
>>60899802Finished washing my car. Thank you for making a thread, though I'm disappointed in your post in the old thread letting people know there is a new one. Also disappointed in the previously. So I give you a C, passable, but needs improvement. I do like the OP image! So C :)
>>60899841But the news is old, it was out prior to the dump
>want to sell off some of my other investments so I can buy NVDA's dip>everything except NVDA is green as fuck so I feel like a clown even thinking about it I am the fool
>>60899830Cunt
>>60899846Look at the forward p/e. Basically it is showing that earnings are flat, if not shrinking.
why is AMD dumping so hard
>>60899862Now we're also being sexist? Is this intersectional racism?
Goddamn niggervidya
GOOGLY MOOGLIES WE JUST KEEP WINNING
>bought SHNY instead of GDXU
>>60899864Fuck the future. I'm holding this for 1 week tops.
i have, against all odds, lost money every time i have bought NVDA. i just bought some again. its over for all of you.
>>60899808>>60899840>priced indumbest fucking meme everit's like stock market determinism>rate cuts are priced in>the shit I just took was priced in>2008 was priced in, actually>the alien invasion of 2408 is priced isfuck off
>>60899883What the fuck do you mean? Why do you think the market is going up then? It's because the data implies a cut and the market is pricing that in. This is actually a rare case of actual "priced in" in a visible manner.
aaaaaaaaaand i missed the DELL top
>>60899845That was always tradie cope. I'm an office cuck now and there's parts of my job where AI can I help, but it can't do my entire job because there's too much decision and prioritizing. AI is really only good for low-risk, low effort tedious work. Every one has some of that as part of their job, but it's usually not their entire job.
Uhhhh….
goddamn why did I dump my euro futures yesterday
>>60899891Relax anon, there will be another dip.
>>60899883>me: reasonable, simple opinion based on the simple fact that the market is slightly forward-looking>you: autistic sperg rage and ridiculous exaggerations because the only way you can figure out how to make money is if the market pumps 5% per month for no reason forever
>>60899870Retarded tranny on wheels ova heer
>>60899861Nothing wrong with taking a little profit thoughbeit
What's the matter mumu?You didn't become entrapped by your own greed did you?
>>60899861>Monkey brain would rather buy high and sell low
>>60899883You're going to get raped>>6089984099% correct but if Powell announces it too dovishly then guess what's getting priced in immediately after that
>>60899802Hello Frens, I just hit a personal goal of $100k aud invested and $100k invested in stocks (probably got $100k in super as well) Kind of need to start developing a plan besides just buying some mining shares or ETFs every week
Yo, those TSLAfaggots are unironically insane.
Cause Dell is fairly valued I bought AEO on the dip.
>>60899802WHY ARE WE CRASHING
>>60899924>We need to make elon a trillionare to convince retards of 30% growth over several yearsLiteral cult
>>60899929DOGSHIT JOBS REPORT
>>60899934Wrong
Gay bear status update?
>>60899928That's the crazy part about Dell, it 3-4x with AI and the PE is at 18-19.
>>60899941ERECT & READY TO CUM
>>60899938Yeah youre right after revieion the US added just 8000000000 jobs! Unemployment is 0%!
DELL KEEPS DIPPING IM GONNA PANIC SELL WHERE IS THE V JEROME
Now I'm really glad I bought back those NVDA puts yesterday
aw piss i should’ve impulse bought a 6510p SPX
>>60899951Just panic sold everything :D
Inflation + Market crash is gonna be chef's kiss. muah. You're going to war, son.
>>60899942Yes anon, but it will be $200 in March. So you got to factor in a slow rise, not just a sudden jump. The market is retarded and can't understand that.
according to my charts the DELL dip is almost over. remain calm.
SPY 653 soon
MUMUSISTERS I THOUGHT WE WERE BACK
>>60899934But Licknut said they will be revised up next month by at least 100%
got 15000 in dry powder, whats a non degenerate play? all in on NEGG?
Crashtember is back on schedule
>>60899951Here is the order I currently have in place.
>BREAKING: BANK OF AMERICA SEES TWO 2025 FED RATE CUTS VS NONE PREVIOUSLYPUMP IT
SPY red
>>60899985And it filled. I'm surprised.
>>60899989gee billy, TWO rate cuts?
TRIPSANDTHE MARKETMEGADIPS
>>60900000it’s overbro has quints
>>60900000that's quints...
>>60900000>quintswe're going way higher
>>60900000Oh no
>>60900000oh my fucking god
>>60900000
>>60900000QUICK EVERYONE FUCKING BUY
>>60900000youve cursed us all
>>60900000>check VTI>almost neguh.... bros?
>>60900000WITNESSED
Is this the end of the "bad economic news is bullish" meme that has turned the entire asset class of stocks into a fucking joke for the past 6 years?
>>60900000Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything.
>>60900020doubtful. TINA still trumps all.
>US President Trump: Jerome “Too Late” Powell should have lowered rates long ago. As usual, he’s “Too Late!” - TSL
>>60900000no trips, pump confirmed
i should’ve bought more than 5 UVIX @ $11.10
DUDE I SHOULD HAVE SOLD A DELLWHAT IS THIS NEGA DUMP
>>60899985what's making people speculate on DELL?
>>60900029ok, we're gonna doomp for real.
How is it called when people express praise for you but deep down you know you are a fucked-up piece of shit? Stocks for this feel?
CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>AHHH WE'RE DUMPING >-0.14%
>United States National Economic Council (NEC) Director Kevin Hassett commented on Friday that the nonfarm payrolls numbers for August were "a little disappointing," but expected they will eventually be revised up by nearly 70,000.
>>60900063I'm confused... didn't we fire someone for these "revisions?" even though, late replies is the norm for these stupid BLS numbers?also aren't the ADP numbers bad too?wtf is this clown world bullshit?
>thought I had bought the dip>it dips more>buy the dippier dip>it dips EVEN MORE I've lost $500 today on Nvidia alone good god
>>60900049imposter syndrome
JEBAITED
why is AMD dumping so hard? my CSPs are ITM now... don't want to be assigned
>>60900069The person was fired for revising down. They put in place someone who will strictly revise up.
Save this image!!!
>>60899815I hope the europoors and fellow bonglands hedged their forex? I did even on my passive investments, like holy shit dollar is pooping itself.
How much did we just make SQQQ bros? 71$ here
>>60900000witnessed
>>60900070every time u see jensens head, like we had a thread one a few days ago sell and help others to sell lol
>>60899942>my dogshit boomer company thats never done anything will suddenly become profitable due to *checks current fad*.... NFT- no I mean AI!
>AAAAHHHHHHHH WE'RE DOOOOOOOOMPING>look inside>-0.36%
>>60899883>>60899903>>60899919I'm actually a risk averse retard who has been missing out on gains because I only lightly DCA and then buy when cheap, aka almost never in 2020s clown marketI just get pissed off reading that damned phrase because it's fucking useless>X is priced inthis tells me absolutely nothing about X or the implications of X>the market is doing X now because it expects Y will cause Z in the futuremuch better>>60900000hell yeah
>>609000292Late2Furious
>>60900094Zoom into that point where NASDAQ was up 1% so its actually 1.3% down.
>>60900094>-0.36%The total dump was more like double that because we were positive by that amount at open
>>60900101>sponfeed me in a very specific way or not at all!!!
>$GOOGL | Google Set To Be Hit With EU Antitrust Fine Over AdTech Practices Later On Friday – RTRS SourcesBLAST THEM HARDER
It's only 1030
Is it too late to join the bear party?
>>60900115Yeah, from +.30% to -.30A whole point
You better be slurping. The bull trap is over. It is 10:30 am. We will close green!!!
>was up $400 bucks last time I looked.>now down $500WTFFFFFF
holy fuck i wish i actually bought puts today instead of sidelining myself. at least i bought five uvix for cheap?? god damn it
It feels good to be a Walmart shareholder
>>60900129Positions?
>>60900075their AI stack blows ass
need vance to coup the marmalade orangutan already
>>60900101You literally know the meaning of the phrase. You translated it perfectly. You want people to expand every industry phrase into verbose plain english as if we don't all know what it means? What kind of autism is this?
it's over...
>>60899802Why didn't I just close my spy calls when it was at 652? now we're crashing and SPY will never be over 650 again
>>60899880Same, about to load up another 3 grand.150 by the end of the day, watch.
>>60900136i'm also holding WMT
>>60900169i bought when i said and im already down 2.3%. i am the greatest curse to NVDA to ever live.
>>60900160you basturd son of bich i fuck your mother
>>60900101>the market is doing X now because it expects Y will cause Z in the futuremuch betterLiterally confuses me more than "X is priced in (now)".
KEK BAGGIES >t. sold spy calls this morning
>notice weird price action on HOUR>looks real scammy>keeps slamming up and down>no news>literally no news to explain this action>check executive ownership>chinks and jewsevery time. every goddamn time
they call it septemBEAR for a reason lads
>>60900000reminder scipted gets are the trannies trannies of digits
>>60900000Kek himself used my grubby hands as a vessel to warn loyal smiggers to exit all markets and go short.Did you heed his call anon? Or will you be smited like the infidel you are.
>President Trump Posts On Truth Social " Jerome "Too Late" Powell should have lowered rates long ago. As usual, he's "Too Late!"
>>60900207suffer not the tranny to live
>>60900207it's the same scriptfag again, don't feed the troll
>>60900212i love the self quote
>>60900182jesus christ
Bought 6530 call this morning and literally 1 second later it doomped 10 points, hanged on for abit with copium and it burned me 1k3 today
>>60900206NVIDIED
>>60899989so i guess the current fucking fear is that the rate cuts wont stop stagflation and we are suddenly in the "End of the United States" arch.whatever.
>>60900000wowI think this makes it clear that the bizdicator is dogshit, pic related.
damn, SPY lost almost 24h of gains. what a travesty
wtf is happening today
>>60900225the post rate cut dip is being priced in, followed by the rebound
Uhhh tech baggies are you ok
>>60899912>>60900000scriptranny is a boboposter
>>60900231Turns out the economy was fake and gay all along
Loling at amd right now
>>60900000ah I see
>>60900182should have redeemed saar
Seriously, how do you predict dumps like this one? I swear if I could see just 1 minute into the future I'd be a billionaire in under a year.
tfw was going to buy SPX 6510p but “didn’t want to risk $500”
devastation
>>60900219>she thought you can make money buying thingsLearn to sell
I just want to thank the retard who was shilling GAMB when it was 11. I hope youre doing well buddy.
>>60900227how? pic related. you didnt read the description
Portfolio down 3.5%. What a flip. Even Tesla is barely holding on.
>>60900244zoom the fuck out, you are trading on too short timeframes
>>60900244read a couple of those TA books and then boom free money forever
>>60900225>we are suddenly in the "End of the United States" arch.The meme that the only conceivable reason for stocks to ever pull back is if "the United States ends" is the most batshit fucking retarded bull thesis retail investors have ever come up with. A piece of good advice for you: Abandon that normie-tier mass regurgitated rationale. It is essentially stating "As long as the United States simply exists, the fair value of all American companies is literally infinity." Do you see how retarded that is?
shitting piss, I should’ve held onto my RBLX put one more day
>>60900000FUCKING LEGENDARY
It's still not too late to join the short side you know
>amd down almost 7%Its over
>>60900217if it gets much worse its the brokerage's problem and not mine
>>60900259Its me. I'm not. :)£3,000 loss and counting.
what a tiresome market
Why are we dumping?! I was told number go up
>>60900244the stock market has a feminine personality. in other words, she's a fickle bitch
>>60900252https://youtu.be/CAGg-5TPSxQ?si=83oxaV5zTfiqf7Yu
>>60900279it always pumps if i do
>>60900297profit taking at ath I guess
Why am I losing money??AHhhhhhhh
>>60900297dogshit jobs report tech stocks are nitoglycerin when it comes to macro news desu
This is worse than 9/11
>>60899802YOU WANT TWWWWO RATE CUTS?
>>60900304FFS JOIN IT
>>60900297Number is up. SPY still up 10% YTD when there has not been a single scrap of good news all year. Bulls have nothing to complain about.
>>60900316lol its gonna be so funny when too late does a rate raise
>>60900261Look at all these mumu signals.
Now is the time to sloorp AMD
>>60900315Next week CPI is out on 9/11That will be so much worse than 9/11More baggies might actually throw themselves from buildings than people died in the attacks.
>>60900315August and September are always AIDSEven in 9/11 yearThe real question is why?
Wtf is happening?!
>>60900332I might get a lot of mileage out of this gif next week
>BREAKING: Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell is under investigation after allegations of sexual harassment>The reports allege that Powell gloated to female coworkers about "raping bulls' asses" shortly before the release of the job report
bottom?
>>60900000You fucking piece of shit
>>60900338End of fiscal year
>>60900344Of course it is the bottom. All people in this thread had to do was slurp and wait. So simple!
>>60900344if you're offering to be my bottom i'll make the market go up
>>60900344>*BFFFRRRAAAAPFPPFFPFF*>teh he he>*BRRRRAAAAPPAPAPAPAFPFPFPFPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
>>60900344>>60900359>>60900360IT'S NOT FUCKING OVER
>>60900332
It will rug harder in 6 minutes
>>60900365You are in total denial. Did you sell the bottom again?
>>60900365its not offer if you agree to be my bottom, if you dont...'the future is in your hands
HERE WE GO AGAIN
>>60900365The market spent the entire year Pavlov dogging retail baggies into being conditioned to buy the daily V.The rug on the fake V is going to be glorious.
>>60900365Every single time it recovers a littleI buy Then it dumps again
dammit why did I close my TMUD $255p limit buy
This clown market finally snapping back into reality. It's going to be a long way down. Buckle up.
>>60900366That's funny. Stupid, but funny. What is it with Costco hot dogs. I keep hearing about them all the time now. This almost seems like an economic indicator now. I was a member for years and never had a desire to get a crappy hot dog.
Imagine the US economy destroyed over (HIGH) 4% rates. What kinda disgusting country is soooo addicted to ZIRP and QE it can't even stand on its own to legs for more than 2 years without fed printer
>>60900376Based
>AMD
how the hell is oil still freefalling? isn't that supposed to be extremely bullish
My portfolio is only up 1.15% and trending down...
>bought some SOXS calls this morning>up 80%cool
>>60900390>PE ratio: 86>visibly losing marketshare by the day>re-releasing the same products for about 5 years now>"chatbots will grow to $10000000 trillion dollars and fix everything!"lol, possible even lmao
>>60900393Recession is bad for oil as demand lessens.
You people are buying Dell calls, right? That's an easy $4.50 a share if you hold until next week.
>>60900393diesel chads won
>>60900399no actually monero chads will save amd!
The only thing keeping my portfolio from imploding is my meager REIT holdings
>Gold continuing to do well
Sold my PATK at the morning top to be up 0.6% for the week. Pretty happy to rebound, but I gotta start doing multiple buys at a time to sell at the right time
This is the bottom
>>60900420the sigma does not concern himself with local movements for he knows the future
I don't understand what's happening
>>60900329they worked and ran to resistance. also no signal is 100%. their limitation is explained on the indicator page and what to be cautious about. did u read it?. also says that they are not buy and sell signals
why are new job openings such a big deal anyway when everyone already has a job
the one time i don’t take a stupid risk with puts the market actually dumps rip
>>60900417We made it to the promised land
>>60900433It means no new jobs are being made which means the economy isn't growing it's stagnating
isn’t this what the bulls wanted? a shit report to guarantee rate cuts?
>>60900420>>60900425Just slurp. Has to be the bottom. The drop is dumb.
>>60900433there are millions that don't work and could work. what are you talking about?
For reasons that are unknown to me, my IBKR account (cash only, not margin) does not let me spend all of my cash to buy stuff. It always wants to me to leave around ~500 Euros in it and this seems to have remained constant even as my portfolio has now reached around 50k.Today it cancelled a trade to buy 30 x units of a stock worth about 4000 Euros and I had to buy 29 x for like 3870 instead, so that there would be about 500 euros left in it in cash.What's the point of that?
WE ARE SO BACK
>>60900425Its overGet ready to start trading with silver and copper
>vix isn’t even up by double digitsThis is just a profit taking dip don’t be fooled there’s no panic
>>60900449yeah im seeing it already recovering...
For any lingering bullfags, also take note how the volume on the way down is much higher than it was on the way up the past few days
>>60900458>green candlefirst of many brothers
>>60900343sauce on the pic please?
goddamn i should’ve committed to the TMUS 9/12 255p
>>60900458>>60900468this is it, the golden bull run is upon us
>>60900457are you doing limit or market orders? maybe it's making room for market orders that are a little bit away from the current bid/ask. try using limit
>>60900457Maybe call their customer support and ask them about it? Crazy, I know
>>60900467Yeah that's what I noticed too
>>60900453nah those are unemployable. the only remaining jobs are in tech and you need connections or super rare skills for that. the economy as we know it is obsolete as workers are no longer really needed. positions in places like your grocery store are already filled so there is no place for regular average people
sold all my IBM :/ 70% cash now...
>>60900473>>60900464>>60900458Slurpers win again!!!
reminder UVIX is still near its 52wk low, which was $11.48 yesterday
>>60900475Maybe he's in big red and doesn't want to have to contact somebody that will have a look into his account while talking to him
>>60900484what's the forward P/E of this company?
Jews are attacking my bags
How the fuck is soxl up?
Nice dip and my dumb SGOV dividend hasn't arrived yet
>>60900492>A second red candle has hit the portfolio!
why aren't trumps plans working?
>>60900495because nothing ever happens
>>60900470It's in the top right corner, but here you go:https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5962353>>60900482You're going to miss the news, retard. This dip is only temporary.
>>60900502what plans?the made up retarded liberation day tariff formula?
>Google is fined almost €3 billion by the EU and ordered to stop favoring its own advertising technology services, in a move that risks further inflaming tensions with US President Donald TrumpSounds like this is in addition to the french fine
>AMD down 7%IM BEING MASSACRED HAHAHAHA
>>60900492oy vey
>>60900502trump has a 110 IQ but he's also a boomer narcissist in the early stages of dementia so his effective IQ is more like 87
>>60900502they are but the libs are trying their hardest to stop him. when it gets to work you see the markets constantly pegging new highs and when they are sabotaging you see these horrible bloodbaths
Man am i glad I bought EYPT months ago.
>>60900509Washington lost their european puppet
Realistically how much you need to get a girl like this?
>>60900524If you're white you literally just have to be at least a 6/10 in looks and have no bad debt.
>>60900524$0 if you're a White man
>>60900524>asianjust be whiteeasy
>>60900506Errors, suck.
>>60900524Looks vietnameseIf youre white shes free
>>60900506-.- but nothing happened with their amd announcement. next news, seem like, will come mid oktober i think...i had 50% of cash in it for a month. i wait 2 more weeks and hope septembre is fucking us in the ass.
>>60900506Thanks, it's good shit. Hitting all the right places.
You guys bought VSTM when I told you to right? I'm up almost 70% rn
Google has 60 days to respond to the Europeans
>>60900533>smartest race>loves whitesmakes you think huh
Is it impossible not to have a V recovery?
>they actually think just being white and showing up is enough to claim cute asian waifus
RECOVIERING
>>60900485That's not true I'm up 6.05% YTD on my IBKR account.>>60900474I am doing market orders because I just buy and hold forever so I thought just a simple market order is fine.
>>60900559it is thoughof course you can't be obese, just being average and white is good enough
Thanks for funding us government
>>60900559You also can't be ugly but that's true for every race.
>>60900560Check the volume, bullfag. This is retail slurping the heckin dipperino because Wall Street logged off for lunch. They (and you) will get freshly fucked as soon as they're back, because smart money is de-risking at these sky high prices now and for the rest of the year.
>>60900569>and for the rest of the year.source?
>>60900000ITS JOEVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Does the day end deep red?
>>60900578>>60900578>>60900578NEW THREADNEW THREADNEW THREAD
>>60900000No trips
>>60900581What a faggot
>>60900553>google says fuck you>google stonks tank>EU bans google>VPN stonks>EU bans VPNs>EU sends all their citizens back to the stone ages>EU citizens start using AI for searching because they would do everything to avoid using bing and they dont know about other browsers>NVDA go brrrror>google compies>billions lost in revenue>goole stonk tanks
>>60900227werks on my machine
Bitch market
>>60900581There are three up threads in the catalog, stop baking before bump limit
>>60900489it tracks volatility (VIX) futures with 2x leverage
>>60900616That faggot doesn't give a fuck
>>60900559such is life on pol overdose
>>60900616Did mods increase bump limit for /biz/?
Should we split threads?
>>60900663It's always been 310 you fucking tourist faggot
well?
>>60900431>>60900261What's this called on tradingview?
>>60900807https://www.tradingview.com/script/pS6Zrk2S-bizdicator/
