Good goy edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsprevious /smg/ >>60918015
baking now.....
remember: if you're new to investing you should go all in on a penny stock with maximum leverage because it can't go down forever
>>60919476Okay here I go! $1200 of UVIX bought :D
Took hooy profit - my entry cost, plus the previous 3.85/share divvy
>>60919482you can roll the dice on chinese companies that get letters from NASDAQ about delisting. they are ripe pump and dump targets
GRRRGORILLA TECHNOLOGYGRRRYou wil regrrret it if you don't get in below $20.GRRR
2000 shares of HYPD.How long until my 1000% day?
Missed another 1000% opportunity. What do you have to say for yourselves
>not buying unlisted penny stocks instead of any of the thousands of stocks listed on the US stock market
Where is the zoomer from the previous thread who thinks he can't lose money on the "big ones" because they return back to his cost basis after weeks or a few months. Identify yourself now! You have annoyed me and I want to continue being mean to you.
>stares longingly at the SPX puts I did not buy 10 minutes ago
Nobody knows who I was in the last thread.
>>60919506Keep in mind the overwhelming majority of retail stock market participants share his retarded mindset. Wall Street is not that retarded, but they will play into it in the short term and happily fill retail market orders 1 cent higher over and over until SPY is 1500, which will be just 2 years from now. Then it's gonna go down to its fair value of 400 in a single day, and once again, the lower 99% will have transferred half their wealth to the top 1% yet again, by their own dipshittedness.
>>60919485UVIX gang
>>60919506I honestly kind of had a similar idea in my head before I started buying stocks and was promptly proven wrong on that naivety by the market
CELH bros what happened?
>>60919476>I just found out 4Chan passes are real, and there jannies get them as a reward.
>>60919506That's not even the most retarded post he's made in /smg/.>>60889863I am pretty sure he's also the guy who asked where the money comes from when you click "sell" a few weeks ago.He just keeps coming here with retarded questions and then getting weirdly smug and obstinate when we try to explain shit to him.
>>60919538If you never sell at a loss, you will lose money.In the absolute best case you will lose it to inflation as your "investment" stagnates for years.Take an economics class so you can learn about opportunity cost.
Awe status?
Hyperinflation when?
>>60919555>he's also the guy who asked where the money comes from when you click "sell" a few weeks ago.This is the average zoomer. They also think "investing in a company" (ie. buying a company's stock) helps "save" the company and that the money you spend on the stock goes to the company in some way. Zoomers unironically meet every clinical definition of retardation.
>>60919555Oh boy, thanks for the kek
>>60919506I'm here. I am retarded (in the sense of being late) and was replying to posts with a 20 minute delay, and didn't notice there was a new thread. What's on your mind faggola? Also I'm not a zoomer.And apologies for the inconvenience, fellas:>>60919509>>60919517>>60919538>>60919548
>>60919591>Also I'm not a zoomer.embarrassing if true
>>60919577it allows the company to dilute, so it does help them in a way
NVDA is doin a lil sumthin
>>60919559>Idk how "people being retarded" causes most stocks to underperformBecause people do anxious shit like panic sell. But you're right that we're sharing the market with people who think that way, so we should consider and adapt.>If you think you have the stock market cracked, then good for you, go enact your "knowledge" and "reasoning" and enjoy being a multi-billionaire in a couple years.Ehhh, I used to get this kind of comeback back when I used to argue with leftists online. Any time I made a good point they'd say some shit like this. That and "If you don't like it, leave." is their bread and butter.If I'm mistaken in my understanding of the market, and you see where my error is, then tell me, I want to know. I'm asking for info, it's not a competition.
>>60919555You said UNH was going to $180.Perhaps the fool was you all along
>>60919542>$1200 position is 80% of portfolio >gambling on volatility increasing when nothing ever happens Don’t spend it all in 1 place m8
>>60919603I swear if the last few days was a dip...
>>60919594Imagine reaching that level of retardation and cluelessness without even being raised by tiktok
>>60919605We have repeatedly explained the error to you and you are legitimately too stupid to understand it.When you buy a stock, what you're actually doing is transforming your money from one asset class (cash) to another (stock). If the stock goes down in value, you now have less money.
Nigvideo bros wtfwt
>>60919504I'm happy getting small profits and letting them compound. I prefer the safety and stability.Also I used to jizz my pants over a 0.2% profit, but not anymore, after I've learned to look at the bigger picture, so that's an improvement.
>>60919591Ok zoom zoom. You see this graph. That's ExxonMobil. Big enough for you? Now imagine buying where the arrow is. Now look at the dates below and understand how long your capital is locked up as you wait for it to bounce back.
>>60919605People did explain your error a hundred times last thread, yet you keep insisting you're right. I'm not telling you to leave the stock market, literally the exact opposite: I'm telling you to go open your brokerage's website and do what you clearly think makes sense.
>>60919375>Are you the guy who asked a few weeks ago where the money comes from when you press the Sell button?No, but I think I remember those posts. They might have been referring to the meme, and not serious.
>>60919603Needs to go back to 180.Trump + Jensen meeting in the UK this week to pump it up, he only meets with him when it’s serious business shit so I expect something to come of it. Blackrock/blackstone CEO’s and Sam Altman also in the meeting
>>60919633Where does money come from?
>>60919584>You are down on the value of your investment whether you sell it or not.Why? Because of fees?
>>60919476>QMMMYou retards should have bought it when I told you to.
>>60919540>until SPY is 1500, which will be just 2 years from now. Then it's gonna go down to its fair value of 400 in a single dayMake sure you let us know when that's about to happen.
>>60919605>any time I've made a good pointBut you havent made any good points to us thus far.
>>60919622if you DCA from there to now, you would have improved your cost basis
>>60919638Are you seriously asking me how your net worth is lower if your assets depreciate?
>>60919639I wasnt around when you say that.I have a small "fuck you" fund that i use to buy whatever memes you guys try to shill.
>>60919543Since you have more experience on this than me, can you kindly elaborate on where my understanding is wrong?I know I might be deeply autistic for not getting something seemingly obvious, but if you guys can't put it into words, then that's not on me lol.
all in QMMM at $260
>>60919563Inflation is a good point, I hadn't considered that. Appreciate it, friend.
>JPMORGAN CEO JAMIE DIMON SAYS THE ECONOMY IS WEAKENINGhttps://www.cnbc.com/2025/09/09/jpmorgan-jamie-dimon-economy.html
Dead cat bounce
Short the dollar by buying precious metals and precious metal accessories. Equities will get BTFO by stagflation.
>go to bank to get a loan of $90,000 cash so I can buy bitcoin>they want collateral>offer them my 1,000,000 shares of Shartco Common Stock>they say that's only worth $3.50 total>tell them I bought them when they were $1 each and didn't sell so it's actually way more than the loan's worth because you only lose money when you sell>I am forcefully removed from the premises
>>60919667>Economy is weakeningTime to buy the dip
>>60919611Sadly I was raised on YTPs, Gmod, and porn instead. History repeats itself lol.
>>60919647Sure. But that was about 10 years of a recovery. You could have taken the loss and rolled the money into an investment that was actually appreciating. The point here is opportunity cost. Which is what zoom zoom is not understanding.
>>60919605Have you actually traded? Or put money in stocks?
Can we go back to 2003 when the country was GREAT? And so many cheapies post-2000. Matrix was still good, LotR was peak kino, Harry Potter was promising and loli Hermione was hhhhnnngg, Star Wars' future was looking bright (fuck you ep.1 was fun, it was PODRACING). I miss that era.
>>60919638Buying and holding literally as long as it takes to become profitable is called "investing." Aren't you trying to get into trading? Idk what your question is. It seems like you're essentially saying:>"Can't you guarantee profitability by buying a blue chip stock and holding forever"If that's your question, then basically yes. If turning a profit of $0.01 or more within 10,000 years or less is your metric of success, then yes, you have figured out how to be 100% successful. If you're trying to be a TRADER and OPTIMIZE your returns in a predictable, short time frame, then no, you should not just hold forever when a position is against you.
Is the September dump usually at the end of the month or at the half way point?
>>60919619Yes that's correct, but it's not exactly the same as a purchase or something, because the stock's price can probably go back up eventually. Emphasis on "probably" and "eventually".I honestly did not intend for my point to be this pedantic. I was only looking for technicalities in the system to improve my understanding of trading.
>>60919695The september dump literally happened on september 2 because its tradition and then it was all forgotten.Wait for the fed and we'll get our dump.
>>60919693>If that's your question, then basically yes. If turning a profit of $0.01 or more within 10,000 years or less is your metric of success, then yes, you have figured out how to be 100% successfulAre you forgetting about when a company goes bankrupt or something
>>60919620>unplug graphics card>render graphics using software rendering for 24 hours>nvidia stock plummets>buy it cheap>plug graphics card back in>wait>???>profitIt's that easy fellas. Also make the woman on the right fatter.
>>60919698You're obsessed with being able to report only profit and no losses on your taxes. That doesn't matter. It's fake. What actually matters is if your assets are appreciating or depreciating. You are describing a strategy wherein you deliberately hold a depreciating asset over a potentially infinite time horizon just so you won't have to report a loss on your taxes.
>>60919651Add ONDS around $5 to your Fuck You pile m8
>>60919698Who the fuck guarantees you a stock price will go up. Nvdia can go bankrupt in a year. If you have clairvoyancy then leverage to the tits and become the richest person in the planet
>>60919703That's why I said "basically." This guy's premise is that blue chip stocks never fail, so the only way to shut him up is to explain why his "trading strategy" is retarded even given that premise.
There are people itt who have LITERALLY sucked a dick
>>60919693>if that's your question, then basically yes. If turning a profit of $0.01 or more within 10,000 years or less is your metric of success, then yes, you have figured out how to be 100% successfulkek>>60919703I think he is trying to make it as simple as possible for him. Adding in that extra layer of complexity might make his head explode.
>>60919622Yes, I see your point, and you're 100% correct that it's completely impractical to actually do what I was suggesting.But since my original point was purely technical and hypothetical, in an effort to understand the system better, what I said\asked still makes sense. Again, it's completely impractical and unrealistic, but you'd technically still break even. even if it took 10 years.
Are there ANY stocks safe to hold overnight? Hold cash for the next 2 days? Metals?
>>60919476I hope everyone is having a profitable day. Question: Is it unusual for a ticker to be halted this many times in a day? It seems like a lot.
Don't short nominal asset prices: short the dollar by buying precious metals and precious metal accessories. The jews will continue to shred the dollar to inflate nominal asset prices. Beat at them at their own game using PMs.
>>60919626They explained that it's stupid and impractical to actually do what I suggested, and I agree completely, but they didn't disprove it as technically eventually working.Except for the point about inflation. That one's a good point.
>>60919710>ONDS>$5I'm your huckleberry. I look forward to seeing what it does tomorrow.
>>60919636The government prints it out, of course.But I suspect there's more digital money in circulation than actual paper and coin.
>>60919729Market will pump no matter what
>>60919738>but they didn't disprove it as technically eventually working.A company that was on top of the game can go bankrupt in a few years. If you bought the tip, you're never breaking even.Do you understand it yet?
>>60919728>what I said is impractical/unrealistic >what I said still makes sensekek, never change 4chan. I see now why you're so hyper fixated on always turning a profit. You need to still be right no matter what.
ah what the fuck why is SPY lifting off
>>60919633>filenamesame
>>60919702The fed literally has been pumping the market non stop though
>>60919689Yeah man, playing warcraft three on battlenet was pretty tits.
>>60919729If you want something that doesn't move, may I suggest VZ. It might as well be a 6% bond at this point.
>>60919645Then it should be easy to directly and simply explain why my point doesn't make sense.I'm not saying this as a taunt, I am really fucking retarded and I'm not seeing it. I legit need a simple explanation for things.
>>60919753Prepping for the 500 bepis cut. I told you retards to slurp, you just missed yet another generational bottom.
THEY CANT STOP THE BUYING
>>60919766The only question is do I slurp more HYPD fren
>>60919648Maybe I misunderstood or misread, but I think you didn't say anything about them depreciating. I understood it as you saying they immediately go down upon purchase.
>>60919753AI and how we all found out that sleepy joe was fudging the job numbers and it makes it more likely there might be a rate cut.SPY, SPYI, QQQ, and QQQI chads are fucking winning right now.
>>60919671buy BTF and O?
>>60919766i will buy the next generational bottom tomorrow at 650
>>60919671I would, but I can't find any coins with cool designs. Most of them are pop-culture garbage for some reason. I just want some axe-monies for Huitzilopochtli's sake!
>>60919674I know this is a joke, but I wonder what's the lowest interest rate you could get out of them.
>>60919766Next generational bottom in 3 days, followed by another ath twenty minutes after
Everyone is anxiously waiting to post their result for the day in percent
>muh job cataclysm>portfolio up 0.8%>market couldn't care lessdamn all that dooming for nothing, again. aren't you tired of being negative (and wrong) literally 24/7?
>>60919686Yes, though again I'm still a beginner. I've been trading for a few months, and including some stumbles, I've made a total of 10-15% profit.Maybe it's a small amount, but I've learned a lot. Hopefully I can do better in the future :)
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
goddamn if only i bought SPX 6515p thirty seconds to close
>>60919795https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
>>60919796Up 0.60%, pleasantly surprised after the Biden jobs revision
>>60919499I'm out of settled cash and I didn't lie about my income so IBKR won't let me use margin
>>60919796two green days in a rowbought at the dippiest dip imaginable after Israel did their strikes and it came all the way back upfeel like wolfie wallstreet :) :) :)
>>60919796>+0.77%Not bad for a Wednesday. Slight pullback on SILJ dragged down my overall
>>60919805The market will only crash when Trump goes on stage with Powell to present him with his "Too Late Again" award. Then we tank.
>>60919796+2.99%Top performers:RZLV +17.78%RGTI +8.91%QBTS +4.86%PLTR +4.01%First good day in 3 weeks. Everything ended green on the closing pump except for BTC.
Apple's event went well then?lmao
>>60919693>If turning a profit of $0.01 or more within 10,000 years or less is your metric of success, then yes, you have figured out how to be 100% successful.Yes, that was exactly what I was asking about. You might be the first one who got it (or took the effort to write out). You managed to see through my intense autism lmao.>If you're trying to be a TRADER and OPTIMIZE your returns in a predictable, short time frame, then no, you should not just hold forever when a position is against you.Right, I agree completely.My hypothetical was extremely pedantic and\or technical, so it might sound stupid when you write it out, but I wanted to ask as a way to try to learn more. Thanks again for understanding my retardation.
>>60919827RZLV is +21.65% according to googlegrats ladMy record for a day is about 18% and I remember cooming when I saw it
>>60919761i know you joke but wc3 on bnet in 2005 was unironically fun
>>60919832What did they show? Any great new revolutions like usb c or 50MP cameras?Or maybe even 120HZ displays??
>>60919796-0.2%. At one point it was like 2%, so it was welcome to check back in and see that one of my bigger positions went green by the end of the day.
>>60919504>BAWWW this random stock that I'd have no chance of finding went up 1000%Boo hoo>>60919506He sounds cute and seems well-meaning, but bullying is also cute. Please be gentle to him
>>60919702>september 2 because its traditionInteresting, my stocks climbed on that date. What are other tradition dates you know?I've heard that there's a big pump around Christmas, though I'm not sure when exactly it starts.
>>60919796-5.97%I'm down because MNRO paid their dividends today, but I bought a put yesterday and that worked out nicely. I used my profit and my divvies to average down.My BIOX gamble failed. They dumped after their earning miss but I managed to sell a couple of the calls and cut the loss down a bit.
>>60919854You know the stock market doesn't go down EVERY September
>>60919796-0.8%Week: +0.9%I'm all in on miners still. This WILL work
>>60919703He isn't, that was accounted for before. That's why I mentioned the big ones that are almost impossible to go bankrupt.
>>60919832i was the anon dropping AAPL DD yesterday, it's always like this, 1-1.5% drop on intraday of sep event, then a 3-5% rise over the next quarter as normies buy the new iPhone in droves, i scalped AAPL weekly puts today for ez 15% gains, tomorrow i'm going to buy Dec expiration call slightly OTM for more ez gains
>>60919854those are over
QMMM is dropping like a rock, any baggie?
>>60919709>You are describing a strategy wherein you deliberately hold a depreciating asset over a potentially infinite time horizonCorrect, except that it's obviously not a realistic strategy, just a thought exercise.>taxesImplying I pay them. I don't even earn enough (yet) to have to pay any.
explain something to me ladsI saw this stock when it was below 100 (as posted in our previous /smg/ thread)when I looked it up on my broker - it said that NASDAQ had suspended buys at this timeIn the subsequent 1.5 hours it went 3x, a 3x that I was cast out of why is that?
>>60919842I did increase my position during the day. I wish I had done so in pre-trading.This thing might go ballistic in October. Good luck, brother.
WHY DIDN'T I BUY MORE NVDA
>>60919869and I told you I was coming for you if you were wrongthanks for the heads up
>>60919854Interested in this as well
>>60919714>Nvdia can go bankrupt in a yearCould. Won't.Obviously it can, but you gotta consider the rate at which that actually happens to "big" companies. When was the last big one? Enron? That was like 24 years ago. One big one in 24 years sounds like a good rate, but I could be wrong.
>>60919886it's so volatile it could probably plummet tomorrowI'd sell off a little bit whilst it's this high (10-20%) just so you can buy a potential dip tomorrowthat way no matter which way it goes you win it's bipolar as fuck though
>>60919724Even worse, there are people who suck dick and genuinely believe its owner is female.Futas aren't as common as these mfs would like.
Big companies don't go bankrupt anymore. We're in the era of too big to fail boss.
>>60919881https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/content/MarketRegulation/LULD_FAQ.pdf
I bought SPY calls expiring tomorrow.Am I done for?
>>60919905No I...don't.
>>60919796+0.11%, 55% cash.Was down a bit most of the day so I'll take it.
>>60919476I LOVE how SPY only goes above 650 after hours so I can't sell
>>60919925>His broker doesn't have after hours trading
>>60919796-1.38%. I left my portfolio alone today, and my dark horse stock decided to nosedive. I bought more at the bottom when it decided to pull back up some, but it made me salty. The rest just kind of traded flat. Womp womp.
>>60919796+0.69%Big winnersPLTRCNTANVDACBig losersONDSPLSOUNARCCBut SOUN and ARCC are always down so who cares?
>>60919747Yes obviously it can go bankrupt. But I mentioned multiple times that that's an exception, for the sake of the thought exercise.I know I'm retarded, but I'm probably not communicating properly on top of that.I'm basically saying "Okay, it can go bankrupt, that's an outcome, I got that one noted down. Alright, what else can happen?"
>>60919937that's why you watch it all day like a neetmy stocks are a complete V shape after Israel made oil prices soar, then I bought like crazy at the dip
CMPS continues to have retard strength.
>>60919752It's the opposite. I'm proposing something stupid that would only work as a hypothetical, precisely because I want to see if my current understanding can be proven wrong. And by being proven wrong, I learn more.Do not confuse me with r*ddit users who just want to "win" an argument.
>>60919941>Alright, what else can happen?"It could just never go back up. GME is never hitting another ATH.
why is NVDA mooning rn?
>>60919904I actually just did that, and it's pumping even more. It pisses me off because I was going back and forth on buying more all day.
>>60919680yes, but hindsight is 20/20. if your investment thesis is the stock will not go to zero and it will be worth more in the future, you might as well buy when it's going down, sell covered calls the whole way and so on. for a lot of stocks, unless they are total dogs, you'll make money doing this. will you beat returns of buying and holding SPY? maybe, maybe not. will you underperform picking only winners, of course. but who can do that regularly?
>>60919796-2.60%. AVGO has stayed within -/+3% which is my plan so we'll see if it recovers. I said I'd stick to the plan so I only exit once it hits either way
>>60919796Today: +0.20%This Week: +1.04%This Month: +1.61%This Year: -33.23%
Fellas. I remember when we had a ton of PnDs but never remember multiple stocks going up 1000's of percentages in two days. Seems fishy and stinky
>>60919754We're all gonna make it, bro. We have to believe.I'm working out multiple times per week and working on getting a nice income flow just for that. The last time I hugged a chubby chick fills me with passion and motivation. I WILL date\bang a chubby\fat chick. Believe it.
lol i held unh from 300 down to 240 and now im enjoying the ride to 400unless trump says something about medicine again in the next months
>>60919943I have a day job. I have enough money to stop, but it’s the only thing that keeps me busy. But that means I can’t stare at charts all day.I’m honestly on the brink of leaving and coasting on gains forever.
>>60919967haha same literally nothing has instigated this it's faltered around 10am-2pm EST in the middle of the trading day for the past few days though so if history repeats itself, that's a potential opportunity
>>60919794>aren't you tired of being negative (and wrong) literally 24/7?I think people literally get off to this kind of mindset. Kinda like people with a victim mentality, always looking for the next thrill. You ever try to relax someone who wants to feel in chaos? Very difficult.They're effectively paying with their investments for the feeling of prostitution.
>ORCL misses on earnings>up 20% after hoursyeehaw!
>>60919796My position went down 0.3%, and I would like it to go up 4%.
>>60919995>I think people literally get off to this kind of mindset.It would explain the guys who keep betting on a crash even while complaining about losing money the last 100 times they bet on a crash.
>>60919771EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
>>60919936I do but only for 15m with options
>>60919804Thank you anon. I'll give this a read and study it. Appreciate the help. :)
>>60919997it doesn't make any SENSE
buckle up buckaroos
>>60919850Thanks for the kindness, friend. Luckily for you, I'm into being bullied.
We are going to dump tommorow so you better buy the dip
>>60919995>>60920013You're witnessing the Fed and executive branch totally ignore their duties to control inflation to prevent the stock market from crashing. Short the dollar.
>>60919866Well since he said it was tradition, I assumed it would be every year, like a seasonal event.But maybe he meant it goes down on the 2nd and I'm just retarded.
>>60920035you said that yesterday and you were wrong, maybe tomorrow you can be right and save the screenie!
>>60919920Yuh huh. Rule34 or Realbooru, what kind are you?
How long would you hold in this position ? Might wait another 8 months for long term capital gains tax
NVIDIA
>>60919599>Before Openliterally all of them plummetted with the exception of FCEL which soared 22%>After CloseOracle soar 20%MEI up by 10%GME gets a small bumprest plummeted So of the 19 that declared earnings today, 4 were successful (21%)Is this common?
>>60919887thx fren, i sold AMD CSPs, those are printing as well, my biggest change this year has been setting deliberate profit targets on my options instead of "just holding," especially since I can't monitor the market all day, this has resulted in my win ratio going up above 50%
>>60919952True, that's a possibility.Do you mean the peak in May of this year? There seems to have been a similar peak in January too. Then June 2024, Dec 2022, then up from there.I don't mean to argue against you or anything, just thinking out loud.
>>60920077I mean the peak.
>>60919983>i held unh>Well, son? What stock did you hold? Spit it out.>mfw
>>60920066It is completely normal for prices to pump or dump random double digit percentages at the exact second earnings are dropped, with no matching pattern to whether the earnings beat or missed to whether the stock pumps or dumps
ORCL retard pump is based entirely on fake and gay "guidance." There's no fucking way this holds tomorrow.
>ORCL Anyone play it? Obvious beat in hindsight with how much these big companies have been pumping post earnings MDB AVGO Now ORCL
Nice broad push. Momentum in full swing. Lots of solid companies. This will likely last a week or two. Starting a small bear position towards the end of the week to hedge.
>supreme court expediting tariffs caseOh boy i cant wait to hear the dogshit thatll spew out of the cuckservative 6s mouth as they claim that democracy is being destroyed as they willingly cuck for a dementia ridden toddler
>>60920115Go ahead and short the market bro
>>60919796+3.85% for me thanks to that Nigvidya pump after hours
>>60920066>MEINow THAT's a stock worth investing in.
>>60920087OH. Yeah, I see what you mean now.
>>60920115trump can't enact tariffs unless there's a national emergency, luckily for him we're under like 5 declared national emergencies that have been in effect for decades.
>>60920140Why does it keep pumping in AH?
>>60920115>they claim that democracy is being destroyedPretty sure it's leftists who say "This is very dangerous to our Democracy.">a dementia ridden toddlerThis is a bait post. Surely. Either Poe's Law or intense projection.
>>60919941See the graph for Altria. It hasn't touched its all time high in 20 years
>>60920160wow, i actually underestimated that, it's 48 declared national emergencies
>>60920163Interesting. I don't think I've ever seen a stock trending up seemingly exponentially.
>>60920162John roberts is one of the most blatantly nigger justices to ever be given a spot on the bench. Hes worse than Uncle ruckus becauae clarence doesn't pretend hes a bigoted nigger who wants to bring back slavery for everyone but him and his fat white wife Roberts loves to talk about his legacy and how he will be remembered then he bends over like a little faggot bitch. Little does he know history books will put him next to Taney in how much of a useless spineless faggot he is.
>>60920161Can't find any news
>>60919968What I am trying to convey to that anon is that you want to allocate your capital efficiently. Holding on to a losing bet in the hopes that it will eventually break even is not an efficient way of allocating your capital. You should be ready and willing to take losses and move on to something else. I am not saying that just because you're in the red you need to sell but autistically clinging to a stock because you don't want to realize a loss is retarded.
>The scale of our recent RPO growth enables us to make a large upward revision to the Cloud Infrastructure portion of Oracle's overall financial plan which we will be presenting in detail next month at the Financial Analyst Meeting. >As a bit of a preview, we expect Oracle Cloud Infrastructure revenue to grow 77% to $18 billion this fiscal year—and then increase to $32 billion, $73 billion, $114 billion, and $144 billion over the subsequent four years. Most of the revenue in this 5-year forecast is already booked in our reported RPO. Oracle is off to a brilliant start to FY26WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT
>>60919689I would be six, I didn’t know how to jerk off and I didn’t have my best friend, the iPhone. Fuck you
>>60920174Respectfully, I have no idea who that is, because basically everything I know about Politics I learned against my will. Arguing about people themselves seems retarded, I'd rather discuss points instead.His wife's a bit thin for my tastes, sadly.
>>60919951But by purposely proposing something stupid you are going to be proven wrong. I don't understand the heuristic.
hi, retard here. with a question.why does my bank want me to buy stonks? my bank contact person guy invited me and offered me products where you can put a certain amount of money in stocks and get to put an equal amount into a savings account with a very favorable interest rate. why wouldn't they prefer for me to just have my money in a (=their) bank account with shitty standard interest rates? isnt that how they make their profits, by taking the money you put into your account and then in turn investing a portion of it themselves? any non-retards who can explain? seems like im missing something crucial here
sootsisters we are finally green today...
>>60919997lol, I bought today gambling on earnings but havent seen their results. Please god let me at least break even tomorrow when I sell.
>>60920198The heuristic is to see whether my understanding of how things work is correct, or if I'm missing something. For that purpose, it's fine to suggest a ridiculous hypothetical, just to test out the mechanics. In no way am I saying it's even a strategy in the first place.I think >>60919693 got what I was going for the best so far.
>>60920208I am retarded and a beginner, but my guess is that they think it'll be more effective to put it into stocks, than normal accounts. And\or by showing it to customers as an investment\business opportunity, they figure people are more likely to go for it.Respect for a fellow retard.
>>60920208>very favorable interest rateThe Fed/UK Central bank/Canadian central bank/Everyone is currently slashing rates which means that commercial banks slash their rates even more.Top of the line in the UK right now is in the 4% range, whilst my own bank (debit card) is literally at 1.25%. Inflation is a cancer that eats up your savings so you always need to be out in front of it. Given the federal gov/uk gov/most govs aim for a 2% rate, if I kept my money in my bank outside of petty spending cash then I'd literally be setting it on fire. You can easily make 10-15% per year whilst being quite low risk. More or much less if you want to up the risk level.
>>60920108Yes I gambled haha. I'm gonna see if I am able to offload it now in the after hours market. I don't trust holding it till tomorrow
>sell NVDA at 167>It immediately pumps 10$Lol
>>60920239>You can easily make 10-15% per year whilst being quite low risk.>More or much less if you want to up the risk level.Can confirm, I've managed 10-15% in about half a year, including some beginner mistakes. I can probably do better as I learn and gain experience.
>>60920277Give it some time before confirming stuff mr 43 pbtid
>>60920269>He hasn't learned to bait the RNG>He hasn't mastered Arbitrary Code Execution
Picked a bad day to short GOOGLWe go again tomorrow.
>>60920299I- I thought 6 months was quite a long time.I simulated my current strategy and got ~8% average profit per month, but in practice, I fucked up and bought too high two months in a row, so I got gangbanged by that, and only made 4% last month. I've since implemented measures to counter this, for the next time I trade.Hopefully I can channel my autism into success in investing.
>>60920322Blimey mate. How much have ya got invested total?Having that much in just gains\losses mean ya had a wicked go at investing.
>>60920322These will print tomorrow.THEY HAVE TO PRINT!!!I'M FUCKED OTHERWISE.
>>60920322>>60920355you're fucked anon, PPI is coming in lower
>>60920343That's just my CFD gambling account. This is realised and I have about £9,000 in unrealised profits.Total account size about £80,000 on a good day.I'm the GRRR & GAMB shillTake from that what you will
>>60920363Who told you this?
>>60920380trading economics calendar plus they're rigging inflation data lower to lock in rate cut in September
>>60919796>good enough to screenshotholding gme since 2021 has been very fun>muh 33% gainsmy stack has been six figures on less shares
>>60919796+0.8%
>>60919796Oh frogman. +1.23%, as usual thanks ASML and fuck you MSTR
>>60920208what's your bank? many large banks have an investment side, they will offer advisory services that will charge a % fee and often funnel your investment dollars into their own funds that also charge fees, in the end it's about generating fees off your money, "favorable" savings rate is going to be no better than the latest fed rate with maybe a slight advantage to "reward" you for parking all your capital in their savings and investment accounts
>>60920416>they will offer advisory services that will charge a % fee and often funnel your investment dollars into their own funds that also charge feesYeah probs this, some weird bank index or something
>>60920371Wow, that's insane. 80k quid is crazy.I'm over here being a tosser over just 1k. Keep up the good work lad.
>>60920208I lost money from February through mid -april this year, about 1/3 of my portfolio. My 1 year return is still +27%. Even a great high yield savings account will only pay like 4% or so. Savings are for liquidity buffers, investing is for growth
>>60920441in the age of empirically proven bogleheads index fund strategies with extremely low fees and almost no management, there is no reason to pay someone 1-2% (sometimes higher when they are scamming people) of your net portfolio just to have them put your hard earned dollars further into shitty high fee mutual funds, or worse yet, speculate on stocks, although the latter is less likelydo more research before you hand over your cash to someone to invest on your behalf
>>60920447Haha thanks it'll be well over £100,000 by EOY thanks to GRRR & GAMB. Both are set to double.
>>60920458Yeah I don’t even use vanguard anymore bc of that, just passive indexes in IBKR. It’s fun to rebalance them yourself and my guess seems to be as good as theirs >>60920473Alright alright I might look at GRRR again. I enjoyed riding the tiger a few months back
>$UNHkek bobo tards
>>60920473friendly reminder that GAMB is nothing more than a shitty affiliate marketing website, they don't do any actual gambling or sports betting activities, they are hoping to make profits by cumbegging for kickbacks from actual online casinos and sports betters
>>60920238yes but doesnt that mean i'm making money (profits off my stonks) rather than the bank (from my bank acct money that they then would put into stocks for themselves)? respect back at chu>>60920239i'm getting 4% with this offer. but anyways i'm asking what interest (motivation) the bank has to get me into stocks. my understanding was if i have it in the bank in cash, they can use it to generate more cash, but if it's in stonks, it's unavailable to them? could be completely wrong>>60920416bank austria, which belongs to unicredit. youre probably right, i should look into it more. although the guaranteeed 4% on the savings account are pretty nice, especially since i dont know what im doing with the stocks side, so i'm not taking much risk there (and not raking in big profits)>>60920457again my question was why is my bank horny to put my cash into stocks, i was curious about what the bottom line looks like there for my bank (well banks in general really, from what i heard most of them seem to offer this)i was thinking maybe its a sort of pre emptive strike to keep people from withdrawing their $$ from the bank and putting it into some third party thing like shitcoins or robin hood esque investment platforms
google is undervalued
>>60920519They don't hope to make money, they make money hand over fist. Those low capital affiliate websites are a gold mine & the IP of the gambling.com website alone is worth tens of millions.They have also made many smart acquisitions which has diversified their revenue stream.They will double after November earnings.
>>60920526That's a good point, but I guess they just did the math and it's a net profit for them, even if it isn't a huge improvement. The customer actually getting something back is purely collateral damage lol.
>>60920208>my bank want mesounds like a scam, not in your favor. everyone wants your money one way or another.
Sell or hold
>>60920540You had better hope they do you sweaty jeet. Ive got 20k invested at an average of 9.84 because of your brown ass. Putting another 10k in over the coming weeks to average down. Selling it all between $14-$18. If I dont double my money, or god forbid, if I lose money, I will take a dozen gas station boner pills and fuck you bloddy. Benchod bastard bich.
>>60920593Good enough to screenshot....
>>60920599Its a good company sir :)
Stagflation.
>>60920269pro tip: buy low, sell high
>>60920643smggers arent ready for the great stock market collapse of 9/10/25, cascaded by 5% MoM PPI
Why are we pumping AFTERHOURS????
>>60920675BVLL TRAPThe market needs a big runway to jump off
>>60920663I'm ready.
>QMMM already down 200 buxholy mother of pump n dump
Willoughbys Theme got me really feeling tonight boys
>>60920699checked
TWO MONTHS>TWO MONTHSTWO MONTHS>Supreme Court will hear Trump tariffs case in first week of Novemberhttps://www.cnbc.com/2025/09/09/trump-tariffs-trade-supreme-court-.html
>WOLFAnyone have a qrd on the bankruptcy status?Are shares still getting nuked and a new company forming? I thougt I read that was the plan a few months ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw2je3Ecd6c>defund bls>"oh man these numbers are SUPER inaccurate, gut the bls">private sector takes over economic data responsibility>????>profit (capitalist utopia achieved)
>>60920807Chapter 9 resolved, 70% of debt sorted and someone thinks they have an alright plan. It's a long way up though>t bought at 1.33 or some shit
>>60920807>Existing equity holders receive only 3-5% of new common equity (massive dilution)OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA!https://www.forbes.com/sites/greatspeculations/2025/09/09/wolfspeed-whats-happening-with-wolf-stock/>>60920827Not too late to sell.
Anyone else holding TOST
>>60920837I like the upside and I have a good position and only three figures in there, lets just see
I guarantee I’m going to get 0% of my requested allocation
>>60920886>All toasters toast toastThere's meme potential but it's not looking so good
>>60920886youtube.com/watch?v=lhnN4eUiei4
>>60920891do you *actually* want to invest in this or just flip? this is the 2008 equivalent of subprime mortgages getting repackaged as high grade bonds. This is quite literally the top signal. Regulators cant keep up, everyone knows it should be illegal.
>>60920909such was the case with uber, if it's popular enough they'll let it slide. and visa and friends don't seem to mind her
>>60920891also good luck anon, lord gamblor bless your port
>>60920909legality doesn't matter when a lot of money is on the line
>>60920909It’s a hedge/complement to my existing consumer credit positions in COF AXP and payments broadly in V and MA (I’m disgustingly overweight these two). And the top signal for Klarna was the SoftBank funding round. This ipo is a down round comparatively.
>>60920909Why would BNPL be illegal when credit cards (the plastic jew) are legal?
>when fucking BTC is acting with more rationality than the mememarkets today>and basically for a while now
ngl I just saw the full subway video... feeling radical
>>60920965You won't do shit internet tough guy.
>>60920965what is that
>>60920965reagan's already dead so i'm not sure how you can punish him for closing the asylums
>>60920965Internet only cares cause its a white womanhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing_white_woman_syndrome
>>60921011Then we still have a real country
>>60921011>whiteslav*
>>60921026Shes blonde and white, they don't care about much else
Ive got 180k boggled and dont feel like looking at stonks anymore. Good luck frens
>>60920623OH SARR IF THIS NOT UP GO MY VILAGE WILL COME AND RAPE UR COWS I SWEAR MAHRAJAT BENCHODE BLOODY FUCKING BASTERDWE FORCE U TAKE SHOWER FUCKING BLOODY
>>60919635When is CRWV going to moon again..
>>60921011Brown hands typed this
>>60921053>he boggled?exercise operation Great Taking
>>60920965I spent 30 minutes trying to find an uncut version. Even the gore sites have the censored version. Where tf is it?
>>60921146Gore videos are bad for the soul. Take this as a sign.
>>60921146>>214702102
>>60921146I don't know how to link posts from other boards ig>>>/int/214702102
>>60921143Kek that would be funny
>>60921146/po/ has it.TND.
>>60921108Whiter than the sclera of your eyesI dont care about jewish psy ops of shit that happen in cities everyday
Where are the fucking september cheapies
>Sold out 35% of my stocks for comfy bonds ima enjoy my easy, risk free dividends boys. You guys enjoy the 25%-30% correction that's soon to happen.
The GRRR shilling will continue until this position is worth £1,000,000 and I am an official Gorillionaire.
>>60921238>Bonds>Instead of MO/PMCan't wait to not only receive a better return as income than you but also see the underlying assets grow on top of that. Cope and seethe bondbaggot.
Dell will have its revenge!
So basically since April 2024, we've been in a recession, the last year of Biden's presidency.Which means we're probably already in the recovery phase which will go into overdrive once the rate cuts begin. Are you ready for SPY to hit 800?
>>60921185literally everything thursday morning... punk
Are these robinhood retards giving away free crypto again because I don't want to watch this slurring idiot speak for no personal gain.
im up +15% on ai phones after 1 monthl m a o
robinhood just announced overnight index options. jesus christ.
>>60921290People not gonna sleep.
>>60921290GOYIEH id
>>60921290we need 24/7 markets desu
>>60920965What happened?>>60919796Today i think it was -2%, cant be green everyday>>60919791Im still too poor to post on absolute figures without wrecking my ego
We need Hours To Expiration options.
i have 100 Gs to throw at something. what should it be?
>>60921256We've been in stagflation since 2022, and rate cuts are going to make it even worse. Billionaire kikes are inflating away everyone else's earning power and savings to keep the stock market bubble from popping. Buy precious metals and precious metal accessories.
>>60921290$HOOD is likely destined to be a mag 7 tier stock at this rate.
>>60921312District Metals
>>60921238>Due to this unprecedented economic crisis, our company has deliberated we are no longer in a position to play dividends
>>60921312VOO, VBR, VNQ, VPL, VGK
>>60921312VTI.
>>60921290I wonder when theyll be sued for allowing being extreme debt risk unregulated
First time checking my stocks todayWTFWT
>>60921312MUFG?
>>60920277
>>60921262>up +15% on ai phones after 1 monthI am up 40% in one day with NBIS
Time is running out to escape the dollar. The kikes in charge of our economy would rather burn it all than let their nominal asset prices drop. Buy precious metals and precious metal accessories.
>>60921290How do I short healthy sleep of the overall population?
>>60921312gamestop, theyre issuing warrants, 1 for every 10 shares owned with a strike of $32
>>60921378>warrantsI still have GALT warrants you cock suckers convinced me to buy
>>60921373By buying Eli Lilly And Co? Do they produce good sleeping drugs?
>>60921368yeah but how much money did u put into NBIS
>>60921371I will, but because they are cool, not because of some retarded boomer investment strategy.
>>60921258This is literal crab shit not cheapies
>>60921422>yeah but how much money did u put into NBIS20k
>>60921011sorry that makes you seethe kike
>>60920943because it is the same mechanism. you borrow money. BNPL advertises itself as not an act of borrowing so it isnt subject to the regulating scrutiny creditors are. Even though they are creditors with a different name. textbook curtailing of financial regulations. When you see fuck loads of IPO scam-cos with business models that would cant existwithout bending financial regulations, ESPECIALLY lending regulations, you are the the tippy top of some bull shit.It's a omen to the extreme debt bubble.
>>60921451so long as a single goy sow survives our work is not done
>futures
>>60921517bread>>60921517>>60921517>>60921517
