FUTURES edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsprevious: >>60921517
pumping
>futures
Stocks, crypto and precious metals are at all time highs, how are you still poor?
this one
>>60923593>'muricans waking up> markets dumps i hate you mutts beyond...
It's suicide prevention day today
CUT THE FUCKING RATES JEROME YOU STUPID FUCK
Where have we seen this one before, huh?
>>60923616no
>>60923612real market is exploding
SOC back to 35?
Objectively speaking, a core PPI of 2,8% is still too high, especially with rates at 4,25%.
>Your request to buy 115 initial public offering (IPO) shares of KLAR was partially filled. Reserved buying power is now available to use.>1 share of KLAR has been filled at $40.00 and 114 shares went unfilled.
STINKY ANAL SEX WITH HOT WOMEN
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Let's go boys>>60923643Based
SELL EVERYTHING
>>60923637Yields aren't falling, they know 2,8% is still way too high.
Ahahahahaha mumu enjoy getting dumped on.(my short is still in the red though)
man it fucking suck to be poor, managed to pick a winner for once (16% in a week) and I'm making 340bucks
>>60923637its all about expectations vs reality. the 2.0% inflation target is a meme
whats the actual most important parts of the PPI report?
Trust the plan!
Why is SHITTYWEAVE PUMPING??? /smg/ told me they make NO PROFITS
>>60923659Depends entirely on how estimates are generated and the confidence in them
>pumpingAh yes, my fund gonna be eating good today
My personal life is a slow motion train wreck but at least I'm making money right now
DIP OPPORTUNITY INCOMING
My T(i)SM's are giga-pumping
>>60923679The estimates were the meme. Just because last reading was high they expected this one to be too. Do they base their estimates on actual data and impressions or just try to do some trendline bullshit?
I like where things are going
>COALI've not been having fun this week
>market only up a littlebears won
>>60923693disgusting
>>60923700Down until 10 and then a steady algo-driven 45 degree incline through the end of the day?
>>60923663LOL LMAO
>>60923670How does it even make that CRWV pumps as much as NBIS does thanks to NBIS winning the big Microsoft contract instead of them?
>>60923699>just because last estimate was highwell yeah? what else are they gonna base their projections on?
Who Hedgefond, investor, billionsir, politician is buying shitvidiya and broadshitI shit in your mothers mouth Watery stinky shit
>>60923691I feel it
>>60923693Synopsys on this?
>open OCO trade for +/-3% on AVGO Monday>almost touched -3% yesterday>this OCO that only work during the day>wakeup and see I am +2.2% from position>freak out and try to cancel both orders, one delays>open market sell >continues to pump another 2% right nowI shouldn't be mad but I need to figure out how to make OCO that work during all hours
Go on MSTR lad >>60923699They sample prices, so it’s imperfect and getting worse but it’s not just extrapolation
SOXL yes
>>60923609So are the prices of everything else
How do i learn calls/puts?How is everyone on wallstreetbets making 5000% with it?I want to learn how to profit of it like they doAlso i want to inow what they are and why everyone using that instead of normal stocks
>>60923609I'm also at all times high
>>60923744KekPlease don'tYou're gonna end up as loss porn under a bridge
>>60923744
>>60923744>>60923754He has to try. You can't get good at something without trying.
>>60923744thinkorswim
>1 share of KLAR out of 100+ orderedcant wait to make $100 on open
>>60923744>How is everyone on wallstreetbets making 5000% with it?they're notthe vast majority of WSB posts about options are loss porn
>>60923771Sure buddy and I got a bridge to sell you.
How much has the USD depreciated this year in total? 30%? How is this not being talked about on the mainstream media?
AAAAAAAH
>buying stocks that are green>everNGMI
>>60923744Just get an ETF that does covered calls and call it a day
mmm I think we're getting 50points from jerome
>>60923792weak demand.
Ok so what the fuck is the fucking problem today? God I hate you bearfaggots. You call bulls irrational yet here you are dumping the motherfucking market when there has been nothing but overhwlemingly, breathtakingly positive news on every conceivable front. Economic news outstanding, earnings outstanding, rate cuts guaranteed. What the flying fuck is the problem
>misses earnings>jumps 36%
>bloomberg, yahoo finance, fox business, cnbc all bullying Apple for their event yesterday sad
>>60923771why did they only fill 1 of your shares? I thought the entire purpose of going through a bullshit brokerage like Robinhood was so you could buy at IPO price lol. they fill 1 share. what a joke.but yea KLAR is gonna RIP.order at $42.69
>>60923670PLEASE do not talk about this further!!! I sold it on Monday morning.
>>60923801Could somebody DM John Soxl to see what the refund policy is?
>>60923810Market's forward-looking, that being said>Almost bought them last week and decided to go for something else instead that's currently down 2%
>+0.94%Not bearish for me
>>60923813Because its oversubscribed? You think this guy is the only one who sniffed out that IPOs always moon at open lol
i bought SOXL puts
>>60923812The new phone looks DOGSHIT. >>60923810>Oracle market value jumps $200bn on AI surge https://ft.com/content/d467e51e-8e03-4390-9f91-6874bd48a7f2 via @ft>3 billion profit>+200$bill
somethings off. im making too much money
>>60923744Read up on them first. Learn what the Greeks are, what they represent and why they matter.https://www.investopedia.com/terms/o/option.asp
>KLARNA>The instrument is set to close-only. You can close or reduce existing positions, but noew orders are not allowed.
>>60923829Those millennials don’t know shit, they were bearish on AirPods too
>>60923744do paper trading first
aw motherfucker i would’ve been fine if i just kept my TMUS put instead of selling it earlier this week
>>60923813the demand for these major IPOs is always much, much higher than the available shares so they get allocated by lottery
>>60923841And the zoomers are even more critical.
>>60923839The Greeks don't matter.
>>60923860tell that to the redditors who buy 0DTE on crab days
>>60923827no retard I'm saying the brokerage promises to fill retail's order at the IPO price. which I was like damn that's just free money. but then they're just filling 1 share so they've technically honored their commitment. but it's obviously misleading. you would think the brokerage would take the hit and fill the whole order. like a casino gives you some free hands. like you know most dumbasses buying on Robinhood aren't selling today. that's why you even have a '60 day IPO flipper cooldown' on the platform.but yea it was like 26x oversubscribed so it's obviously gonna double today. maybe triple.
>>60923839>>60923860>>60923863Options sound great and all when it's just turbo leverage, but I don't understand the greeks at all so I stay away.
Hedging is more psychologically demanding than I thought it would be. I opened a short position yesterday that I planned on holding for a month or two, but now all I want to do is close it.
>>60923744>>60923846And yeah after that paper trade a few options to help you figure out how they work so you won't be here crying about how "wtf the stock is pumping how come my call isn't doing shit bros this is bullshit fucking jews".
>>60923875>the brokerage promises to fill retail's order at the IPO priceno they don'tthey say you might get some if you're lucky because it's allocated by lotteryare you fucking stupid? do you think they can make new shares out of thin air? robinhood gets allocated a finite number of shares from the underwriter and then they have to allocate those shares to people who've expressed interest in buying themthe anti-flipper rule is also because of this btw, underwriters hate flipping
what's this then
>>60923886Thats actually a good ideaI can see option prices on trading view so i can make a demo there?
>tfw we Swedes didn't even get the opportunity to get 1 share of Klarna
>Hour turns>Suddenly market goes decisively into fullpumpmode
>>60923907A lot of daytraders never touch the first 30 minutes.
>>60923905Until you start financing pizzas and oil changes like Americans lower your tone
Tomorrow is 9/11Any chance we get a black swan event?Should I hold my UVIX shares?
>>60923920why are you holding UVIX a week before rate cuts
>>60923899I dunno. Schwab lets you paper trade in ThinkorSwim which is what I use.
>>60923907The first half hour of any given day is basically a clusterfuck where anything can happen, it never really settles on a direction until after that time passes unless there's just gigabullish news like hyper AI is discovered or gigabearish news like a full on liquidity collapse that acts as a contagion for global banking.
>he doesn’t own anything on The List
>>60923889>Wearable Devices Wins US Patent for Voice, Gesture Control Technology; Shares SoarHuh, I would've thought Apple had the market cornered on that for their watches
Dell getting closer to my weekly target.
>>60923933didnt gamestop do some fuckery recently?
Why aren't you in ORCL yet? Get in, we are still not up 50%
Man what a mess, people are just dumping into equities because they are afraid of another wave of inflation.Meanwhile most stocks are massively over-valued, companies are reducing their headcounts and suffering from decreased revenues. So what should I do with to protect myself? But into gold thats already up 30% this year? Buy into spy thats up 15% this year? Seriously, what should I do? im worried about getting drowned in hyper-inflation soon. I own some art and classic cars at least, but I need to park almost a million dollars somewhere, all Im getting is 3% on some bonds right now
>>60923933Why is arm pumping?
>>60923940>jumping in just before the big pumpingfoolish bloody bastard bhenchod bitch
>>60923887yea you stupid bitch of course I know that's why the rule exists for losers purchasing through allocation. why do you think I mentioned the two things. holy shit it couldn't be they're related.and I'm talking about their advertising not their fine print. most of the retarded faggots trading through one of those brokerages don't read the rules or expectations.
>>60923940>40%Fucking bullshit
>>60923946People don't expect 10% deflation. But it could come.
>>60923940Too expensive
when my portfolio hits $2m then my life will begin
>>60923744If you can earn 5000% you can also lose 100%
>>60923907>>60923707
>>60923939Beat earning Revs by about 100M and issuing warrants, hold half a billion in BTC as well>>60923947Something called Lumex AI. Basically if it has AI in its name today is a good day. And we haven’t seen anything from the Trump/Jensen UK announcement yet
>>60923976Damn i should have bought more GME, I only bought 4 shares just for fun.Also that explains why its up.
>>60923959>10% deflation The government would literally sacrifice 50% of the US population and let them become homeless than have that kind of deflationary event.
>>60923980You misunderstand the US government. When housing prices plummeted in 2008/2009 did the US bail out people that owned houses? No they bailed out the bankers that invested in them.
>>60923792As to be expected. This is what high-rates were designed for. To crumb inflation you have to stall the economy. The orange retard has been on point in regards to the Fed policy - they should have dropped rates earlier instead of waiting for the economy to implode and act.
i sold ORCL on the double miss yesterdayi missed the single biggest trade opportunity i'll ever have in my life
Someone is redeeming AAPL, motherchode basterd
I'm gonna kmsThe market is at ATHI am now negative on the yearGoodbye cruel board
>>60923863That's the problem with redditors (morons) you're supposed to sell on crab days.
>HGRAF changing direction>not a single mentionGuess ill ride this to $4 alone
>>60924008I don't brag when HGRAF is green because it crabs up and down every few days.I will brag when it's over $1.70 again.
>>60924008There was enough chat about the pretend model CEO or whatever a few threads ago, not much meat left on those bones
>>60923593I wasn't sure I'd ever see that goof again
Madarchod why GRRR down????
There are KLAR baggies ITT already. JFC…
>>60924000The new phone actually looks really bad. Worse than my chinese phones for 80-140€ (Cubut/Blackview)
Where's the fucking nigger who told me to sell NVDA last night?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tadr-dG8EzQ
Russia needs to nuke Lublin tomorrow. I need another RHM poompa.
>>60924004sure but the reason for that is theta
>>60924042Why would you sell NVDA when there has been an AI rally?
>>60924033They could buy sezl for cheap.
>NXGL
Why the fuck would anyone want to invest in KLAR? Who thinks that a company that offers loans to people who can't afford a crunchwrap supreme and instead buy it on credit is a good idea? The amount of defaults they must get is probably insane.
>>60923946There probably are a few months of the bull market left yet, and it's likely to be the most rapid and explosive growth of the whole run. Don't cuck yourself out of gains, stay invested but make sure you keep bringing your stops up so that you don't get hit too hard when the inevitable dump arrives..
Bought 10/17 C235 and 12/17 C240 AAPL calls, already down
So everything is perfect.Everything is fine.This is no black swan coming.
>>60924040My iPhone 16 Pro is a perfect phone for me. Not feeling the new ones. Only real upgrades are better battery life and more RAM. But my battery life is good and the RAM isn't going to boost much more me. More tempted on the iPad Pro M5 and maybe the folding iPhone next year.
>>60924052Because I'm fucking retarded. $178 was my price target because I'm not sure how much more growth the company has left in the mid-term compared to other stuff I could add to my poorfolio.
I have this nagging feeling this Oracle pump is somewhat detached from reality.
>>60924022Shakeout before breakout sirBig things coming next week my friend
How do people find specific tickers to invest in? Most of the ones shilled here are at like 50 P/E, or have negative net revenues , despite all this they are pumping 50-100%? seriously what the fuck? Should I just dump every dollar into SPY/VOO instead? I'm losing sleep over this bullshit, I'll never get my youth back and the little money I saved is worth piss all with each coming week. Fuck man I just want to run away to a shack by the lake and never look back
>>60924076AFAIK they don’t turn a profit bc of defaults, but I do think it’s actually good fintech considering how bad credit cards are for poor people. If it crashes after debut I’ll probably get
>>60923976> 2000> every internet company was pumped money into if it had a usecase or not>dotcombubble>2025>every AI company is pumped money into if it has a usecase or not>???Yeah AI bubble
Linking the Bogleheads investing wiki to anyone who's doing something stupid is kinda funny when you think about it.
>>60924076I've used Klarna many times here in northern EU for paying stuff I ordered from european webstores, sports equipment 'n' shit. Never used their loan feature though, always paid fully straight up. It was just convenient.
got a $170 NVDA 9/12 call cheap earlier this week, up bigly... tenmpted to sell but it might just go crazy thurs and fri too. .. what u guys think the top will be this week?
>>60924076around 2% default. anyways pizza's on loans during a dogshit economy. bro you're retarded. payday loans are KING.and the company previously funded at valuations 3x the IPO @ $40. for that reason alone it can 2x/3x today.
>>60924101Literally just buy Dell. They will be $200 a share by March 2026.
These gains feel pointless when everything is going up. Who am I suppose to brag to?
>>60924132To bears
When should I sell SOXL
>>60924126Dell is a shitjeet company tho
POLAND CALLS FOR ARTICLE 4WHY IS OIL STILL TANKING
>>60924076I don’t do IPO’s. But I am very interested in Klarna.
Stubhub is a much better IPO choice than Klarna, people still go to tickets and a lot of these services use buy now pay later or installments for ticket purchases. Zoomers might not be going to bars but they definitely go to concerts, shows, festivals etc. anecdotally live nation has been crushing it the past year so pretty safe bet >>60924109They’ve been saying this for years yet line continues to go up. AI is the backbone to the rally after Covid and agentic AI will soon start taking over white collar jobs, self driving automated fleets taking over ride sharing and food delivery, self driving cabs taking over long haul transportation, drone tech redefining warfare strategies etc. there are a lot of use cases and if you don’t hop on the train you’ll get left behind
What’s the big idea here
>>60924119182-183 post Trump Jensen UK Announcement It’s coming
>>60924008>>60924014>HGRAFOG still here with my over 78000 shares now, I'm just not posting much about it, been busy working.
Stop talking about Gamestop, go to your containment thread bagfags >>60921650you're married to your fucking bags, could have bought LITERALLY anything else
What’s the feeling on RH tomorrow?
>>60924148Wat?
Dell has been interesting today.
Uhh... cheapies status?!
>>60924157>AI will soonAnd it turned out that the Internet was thr next big thingYet we still had a bigbang before it turned into life
TAfags wat mean?
SELL TSLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
1500 points in 4 monthspeak clown world
>>60924182RBRK
>>60924160Tiny hats taking profit on retail.
>>60924195Too much detail, post one you’ve hand drawn from memory
>>60924160garbage company with no profits
>>60924042I told you to sell 10% nigga Nobody told you to sell it all it'll peak and then come back down and then you'll thank me
I just want a new Chinese made iphone that doesn't have poop particles built in is that too much to ask?
>>60924040its the same as a 700 dollar android but the android will have double the performance. android is in its end days as an OS sadly. it's probably cause of their liquid ass situation and US companies falling apart despite having to keep up appearances. they treated men like garbage and now noone will even design a UI because we don't want to be humiliated by apple fags saying why isn't it perfect for israels slaves to circumcise their children.
>>60924202Not that exciting when you factor in the fake and gay selloff from tariffs, line just ended up where it was supposed to be sooner
How does proprietary trading still work in the era of HFT? I don't get how traders like SMB Capital make money.
>>60924219Drew this one month.
>>60924241The same way retail day traders make money: by being good at it.
Chewy getting hammered. To bad I was tied up in Dell and couldn't short it yesterday.
ETHZ bros… rise up
>>60924101>Most of the ones shilled here are at like 50 P/ECompanies with accelerating profits will grow into their current P/E. So you need to look at forward P/E as well.>or have negative net revenuesThe moment companies flip to positive revenue is generally when they have their first big pump.>Should I just dump every dollar into SPY/VOO insteadThere are traders, bloodhounds, and stackers. One is not superior to the other, you just need to find out which one you are best at. Or which one you suck at least. Perhaps you should try stacking for a while.
How do we approach Klarna? Do we buy it on open and watch it moon like dogma and then take profits before it dumps?
>>60924255Wait until lock up expires if you want to buy.
Imagine missing out on a day like today.
>>60924255puts
>>60924239Explain how reddit deserves to be trading at 225 its earnings. Make it make sense
>>60924266AI depends on reddit
BULLS ARE TAPPED OUT
>>60923643
>>60924266Pretty much being used by LLMs to train on and obtain data from. Also various AI bot experiments that have been run on the community. Personally wouldn’t touch it anywhere near that price it’s pretty much a meme stock it doesn’t have to make sense the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent etc etc
>>60923593Lazy nigger market, do something.
>>60924255Buy puts when they become available. That’s what I did with FIG, and it’s become one of my best performing moves in the last month.
>>60924290Explains why those fagbots read and advise you like a redditor
What the fuck is wrong with PayPal fucking piece of shit they are making so much fucking money and buying back like 10% a year why won't it go up.
>>60924266AI euphoria mainly. Anyone that has ever used it knows that the advertising on there is dogshit and the ads only get clicked on by accident because they are formatted as a user generated thread. The Reddit bull thesis (lol) is that the company will execute on similar advertising revenue per user as META eventually. The second point of the thesis is that somehow Reddit data will be used to make advertising more efficient and user data will be used to train AI. Reddit revenues have mooned yoy but it doesn't ran much to me considering how dogshit the advertising has always been and how many users they have. So as usual, the valuation is a bet that doesn't represent reality atm.
I'M ALMOST AT 200K IN ROBINHOOD!ARE YOU JEALOUS?!?
>SOXLAnybody who doubts SOXL deserves to remain poor. All you had to do was buy it. You couldn't even do t hat.
>>60924119If you're up bigly enough to start posting about it now's a good time to sell
holy shit that volume spike on SPY
Everything is so fucking expensive its unbelievable
Here's my strategy>If the market continues pumping I stay the course>If the market dumps I wait till roughly the bottom and buy more stocks, then wait for it to recoverAm I stupid?
>>60924301Theyre a surveillance state honeypot
>>60924315oh nevermind it was a glitch in my trading software
>>60924322ibkr? i swear they put that shit in on purpose
>>60924327nope, fidelity
Which one of you bought OCTO at the $83 top?
>>60924301because just today it translated picrel wrong. They changed the font and now the translation is wrong too and I think it was correct prior to that.
>>60924332
>>60924318No, you're just average.
>>60924301Maybe because shipments to the US have crashed.
just never sell any stock and you can't lose :^)
>>60924332>several billion dollars transferred from the hands of retail in a single daygoddamn, probably half of this general
>Oracle up 43 fucking percent (+350 BILLION market cap) off a quarter where they made 15 billion dollars revenueI'm absolutely seething. Are you fucking serious?
>>60924337Hey sorry buddy. Maybe buy some puts while you still can? Hang in there champ.
>>60923742SOXL should sell official merchandise
>>60924351AI buddy, get with the times.
>>60924318Literally buy low, sell high. The only difference between you and Wall street is they know how high and low it will be in advance
Voog is a absolute money printing machine ETF. Just buy weekly never sell easy peasy
>>60924351they have astronomical revenue projections
Market needs to start climbing again. I don’t like this dip.
>>60924351muh guidance though
Fucking GAMB down to 8, probably gonna spill into the 7s today. Its my fault for listening to shit covered brown hands.
>>60924348For a half moment I had FOMO then backed off. Needless to say I am sure Reddit is roping over that stock.
>>60923744Every +5000% has a -5000% on the other side.
>>60924374You might as well hold. If I wouldn’t get wash sales, I’d probably buy some around this price just for the yolo.
>>60923801Don't complain about discounts
>>60924379Are we percentage-baiting again?
Damn. Could've sold MEI for +11% if I'd taken that anon's joke seriously yesterday.
>>60923947>arm pumpingBecause you saw a hot woman
>>60924353my only stonks merch
>Apple down 3%It's over, no one will buy iphones anymore
AT WHAT TIME (YUROPOOR) CAN WE START GAMBLING WITH KLARNA?In other words, when does Klarna go public?
>>60924387Just a simple abstract statement
All metals and miners doing well today.Except Keith's hebrew turd.
>>60924401It's impossible to lose more than 100% when buying options. Only sellers can have undefined risk
how come that massive piece of shit that is RDDT doesn't crash?
When is Tesla going to sell Optimus robots?
>>60924380Im actually gonna average down. If that sweaty jeet is right, I could double my money by november. If not, I'll just use it as tax loss harvesting.
>>609244112 more weeks
Why is the Nasdaq and shit barely green when fucking oracle is doing a retarded +40% like a penny stock?How bad is the rest freefalling?
>>60924410How is reddit a stock?
>>60924409That's why I said it was abstract. The -5000% doesn't come from one person, and when summed up by actual values, it probably won't sum to -5000% either. The point is simply that for every winner, there is an aggregate of losers.
The recession already happened, just don't expect BEA to revise the GDP to reflect reality. We're in the recovery. BUY.
>>60924282Then AI is already worthless lmao
>>60924266reddit is very influential, anons on this website can't stop talking about how redditors act like this or that
>>60924419Oracle doesn't trade on the Nasdaq. It's on the NYSE
>>60924404AG won't be suppressed for much longer.
>>60924423>>60924409Guys... I was just referencing that guy with the story of his cousin that was about buying while the stock was +3000% and the cousin saying he would have +2000%
Somebody was asking about dividends and he got this as response. These are weekly. What does that mean and what's the catch?
What is even the point of crypto these days if you can get better returns buying stocks>Oracle up 40%>HOOD up 10X from 2022 lows>AVGO up 10% on a random dayWith a fraction of the risk.
>>60924439it's like a meme stock only the joke is that you lose
I'M LOSIN' MY BALLS OVA' HERE
>>60924443The movements are predictable you should be trading options on iBit.
>>60924429Which means we have to wait until discord becomes a public company because then they will chase AI bucks.Invest in discord and just watch the stonks rocket up.
I wish I had bought SPY puts today instead of at market close yesterday
>>60924421I dunno, but I was told that back in the dotcom bubble you had publicly traded websites that were all about puppy pictures. Now, is "descend the mountains and embark on their march" a sentence one would say in english? Something sounds off.
>>60924459You could still buy Dell.
LolLmao
>>60924440His cousin wasn't necessarily wrong, since he did miss "2000% of the gains (from the old price)", don't think he mentioned HIM making 2000%. Percentages are just based off of a reference, it can be whatever you like
>>60924497Top jej
>>60924497Of all the places to put 120k.
Should I buy $100,000 of VOO right now?I just want to stack, I am tired guys, really, im really tired of all of this shit - I just want my savings to hold their purchasing powerplease guys, please, tell me what to do
Anybody else lost tons of money on puts?
>>60924515Why didn't you buy gold and silver?
what now?>captch: TAXGJ
>>60924461I used to love trading BTC on short timeframes, but since the FTX collapse I find it way more difficult. Nowadays I just swing BITX.
>>60924149JAV CODE??>>60924101Listen me: JUST BUY ROCKET LAB (RKLB) and forget about it for months. Check again when +100.
>>60924521I have about 50k in silver already, but I need to diversify
MUMUS ARE BUYING BACK THE EXACT SAME SHARES THEY JUST SOLD
>>60924522Again.
>>60923744EVERYONE isn't Only successes tend to want to boast
lol tesla just keeps going up
>>60924018I’ve been rereading and it stuck out to me with all the futuresposting
>>60924534I like the orange color.
>>60924162i could see that, all the OI is around 180 calls so i figure those will hit today, probably close there today imo>>60924312+350%, believe me i want to, but then i see the delta of 0.9 and wanna see how high itll go if im making $90 when the biggest company on earth makes a buck
>>60924543Thats because Elon became 88% more racist
>>60924497
Do you people think that at least one of the powerball winners is designing their sex dungeon?
Insiders know Oracle is buying TikTok or some shit. What the nigger fuck is this pump? Also who's dumb enough to buy Oracle anything? >check revenues ???
>>60924543the IV on TSLA calls is insane
>>60924414God I fucking hope I'm right.November will be make or break for my poorfolio.>>60924517Yes I'm very deep in the red today. Truly humbled and defeated.
>>60924568
>>60924572So buy shares and sell calls.
>>60924583selling calls is only profitable if the stock crabs
it's another crab day
>>60924587The Friday $355 is going for $5. That is easy money.
>>60924515desu that's a bit SP00KY for me in terms of a big investment outside of some safe index fund like the S&P Can't you just tuck into a fixed 1 year bond? less payoff but also 0% risk
>>60924597Stop posting this
>>60924568Could be a "MSFT pump". Look at MSFT a few weeks ago.
>>60924597Does adrenaline go through the body that fast? She didn't even seem to be in pain in the video.
>>60924577>he doesn’t cut the losers This will be fun to watch and they more than double negate your GRRR gains already just end the position. That other guy was right GAMB is trash fighting for scraps and everyone uses DraftKings and the other sportsbooks and polymarket for all the degen shit. Zoom out and look at the chart you’re holding dogshit. Cut the losses and move the position to ONDS and hold for a year
I'm only up 67% YTD
>>60923670>Why is SHITTYWEAVE PUMPING???sweet sweet CRWV, I am going to make it.
I'm white but I think it's time we apologise to HGRAF bulls
>>60923838>im making too much moneystart trimming to lock in gains.
>>60924633You bought the bottom, right?
>>60924517yesespecially tesla puts earlier this year. down about 17k this year total. i should’ve cashed out after liberation day but got mega greedy because the market was dropping like a rock every day
don't ask why, just buy
>>60923609Everyone's mentality in this country is just to go to work and collect a paycheck, that's where money comes from. There is no culture here of investing. Its an uphill battle to even learn that it's a thing, nevermind how to do it, nevermind how to do it effectively.
>>60924522congrats, you can almost buy a bitcoin!fr, youre 10 weeks from a half mil if you play your cards right, just have +20% weeks full port ever week, geometric gains
good Lord
>>60924642no but I thought about doing it which is just as good /smg/ scared me with their sexy ceo photos
I want to know who sold Dell on the dip the past few days?
>>60924101>I'm losing sleep over this bullshitnot an investing mindset.
>Elon tweeting about how violent black people are for the past 3 days>Tesla stock goes up>American Eagle does a nazi ad with Sydney Sweeney>soars by 40%>Budweiser and Cracker Barrel try and be inclusive of trans folks>stock plummetswhy do rightoids keep winning
What would happen if I just said fuck it and went all in on Dell sirs?
>>60924515I'd personally just open up a Fidelity account and then just put it all in FZDXX so you can get marginally better returns then SPAXX and you have enough to get access to that better market fund. You can then just start DCAing into VOO without having to sell the FZDXX since they just treat it like unvested cash. Its nice to catch some of those larger retard crashes like the yen Unwinding or the Liberation Day dumps.I fundamentally disagree with "durr falling knife" when it comes to just slurping VOO dips.Dumping a flat 100k though is just spooky to me. We've been melting up hard the last few months.
>>60924685Amerikaner Nationalism marches on
>>60924689I've been saying to do that for a while now. That's what I'm doing anyway.
>>60924685>American Eagle does a nazi adonly retarded twitteroids think it was a nazi ad
O crystal ball give me your wisdom >PPI good>rate cut>PPI revised up again >rates revised
>>60924703Ur jelly 'bout her genes
>>60924076You post this in every thread. KYS yourself already retard. They are going to make a killing
>>60924703Models have good genes, film at 11!!!
>>60924708There’s about a 90% chance of 25 bips and 10% chance of 50 bips next week right now. 100% getting a cut
how do people resist the urge to not glare at their stocks every 10-15 minutes? ever since I started investing I've been hooked to the screen for the entire market open desu
>>60924351>The day after blowout Gamestop earningsYou're gonna call me crazy, but swaps.
>>60924703Showing attractive women is unironically fascism.
KLAR opens trading at 1.
>>60924728Not sure, I've slowed down a bit after 5 years, but i still reflexively check stocks first thing in the morning. Still many days where I'll check it like 5 times, even on the weekend
>>60924728Have a separate room and separate devices for stocks
>>60924728You'll get bored of it eventually. Maybe learn to trade (learn first) if you want to keep doing it.
Can the next baker put a cute girl in the next thread?Cute girls in this thread are also okOk thanks bye
>>60924720I spent a couple hours back testing this ages ago, it was like 60% accurate or something as you might expect from such an oversimplified flowchart
>>60924755
Did anyone make money off of oracle
>Oracle misses earnings>gives a trust me bro earnings forecast>pumps 40%Nobody is even asking whether all this AI capex is going to turn a profit. When will this clown show end? I'm tired.
>>60924755Here ya go.Small caps awareness.
>>60924755Bring these back
>>60924615I already have ONDSGAMB will rise again. In just 60 days I will be vindicated.
>>60924766The thread or the op image kept getting deleted.
>>60924459kek, great scene
>Women shouldn't say shitIs a tongue twister
>>60924755I baked the last two from my little hand computer and got lip from that late retard about it it, why don’t you try your hand at it anon
>>60924764Anon said a cute girl
>>60924763Nvidia announced its Vera Rubin NVL144 CPX platform at the AI Infra Summit on September 9, 2025. A central component of this announcement was the claim that a $100 million investment in the platform could generate up to $5 billion in token revenue.
>>60924532So buy gold.
if today ends red somehow i’m going to be mad i sold my puts at a loss on open
When I decide to cut my losses on my underwater options, they go on to moon 5x. When I hold to the bitter end, they expire worthless. I am down 25% on the year. How can I fix this?
>>60924733yeah, 1 stock per investor
>>60924777A true baker never quits after a burn.
>>60924802
>>609248041pm eastern
>>60924759Yes. 33%
FUCKING BOOMERS ARE ALL DYING SOON AND INSTEAD OF PASSING ON THEIR MONEY TO THE YOUNGER GENERATIONS THEY ARE REVERSE MORTGAGING THEIR HOUSESTHERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INJECTION OF MONEY INTO STOCKS AND BUSINESSES
>>60924788Checked.Minors. (GDX, GDXJ, SIL, SILJ, SLVR)
>>60924802we must have the same trauma where we got burned on options so they go down, go to near breakeven, sell at a small loss, then they moon afterward
>>60924733PayPal has a better buy now pay later business and they're down 2%. They also have a billion other projects that actually make money. Why isn't PayPal $200 a share?
>>60924802Sell everything you have and donate your money to Israel
>>60924819Because de minimus is over.
>>60924815I will also shill EMX. They've been on an absolute tear lately.
fucking hell i was thinking of spy puts 45m ago but decided against due to already being down 10% today from bad options. could’ve made back losses with $654p
>>60924764He said cute, not 60y Linda Hamilton
>>60924802>How can I fix this?run the wheel on good ETFs like VGT
>>60924813>The “I GOT MINE” generation has no shame Is anyone surprised by this? Hard times create strong men Strong men create good times Good times create weak men Weak men create hard times Hard times cause men to cut their dicks off and become trannies >you are here
>>60924802Become a chad options seller instead
>>60924841She is a cutie
I'm no longer accepting Dell at $129 this week. I want $131.
I'm sick of these entitled zoom zooms who expect everything to be handed to them. The everybody gets a trophy generation is literally a cancer upon our country. What do you think boss?
>>60924859Sex
>>60924873Everybody gets a trophy is literally grade school stuff. Colleges try to do it also. But in the real world that doesn't happen. Olympics has a gold metal, sports have winning teams and most valuable players.
Thought about setting a $55 limit order for Klarna but didn't. Probably going to regret it.
>>60924879What I am sayin' is these kids are entering the real world now and expecting everything to be handed to them. Then when they find out they have to actually get off their ass and put their pac-man video game down if they want to own a house, they just blame the older generation instead of accepting responsibility and vote to elect communists. I fucking hate them so much boss.
>IPO at end of July>been literally in one direction sincethis stock makes me sad This is Klarna's future btw
Ellison seems pretty based. I want to try going to one of his hotels on that Hawaiian island he owns. I hear he subsidizes them pretty heavily and loses like 100+ million a year on them. But they aren't too expensive to stay at if you are upper middle class.It would be sweet to have that kind of money where playing sim city with a medium sized Hawaiian island was your hobby.
>>60924898I don't think that is true. The problem is kids are taught that if you do well in school and work hard good things will happen. That isn't true. Life is about who you know. That makes you more money than grades and hard work.
>lunch ends>SPY pumpshmm
>>60924666She looks like what Greta Thunberg would have looked like and what she would have ended up doing if she had an healthy childhood. Also, checked.
WTFWT
>NXGL is this nigger stock doing anything but dump
>>60924910It was for a long time but stopped being that way around the late 90s and just now people are willing to acknowledge it. It's also heavily luck based. >>60924902I think he's probably cooler than Musk anyways as far as tech billionaire puppet master pulling strings of the world goes. Also the market wants higher.
>>60924928LinkedIn is the number one job site. It is is all structured based on who you know.
Bonus chart
KLARNA DUMPING
>>60924933I disagree, you can always meet new people, but you can't fix stupid boss.
>KLARI knew it was a good idea to get into this IPO. Too bad only one fucking share got filled.
>>60924942I can fix stupid boss by never seeing them again.
Klarna already doomping lmao
>>60924873I think boomers and the generation before that are a bunch of whining faggots who also had it all handed to them after sacrificing their peers trough war, they literally created and expanded our current social welfare schemes and now they refuse to die off while voting to start new wars to send their children into.
>>60924943So you made ten dollars!!!
How long will it take for puts to be available on Klarna? This trash will be under $25 by next month.
>>60924967monday
She looks just like my old crush only slightly less pretty
>>60924967Maybe next week.
Klarna was oversubscribed 26 times according to Swedish media
>>60924962yup. At this point I guess I'll keep them, just noticed this gay ass stupid warning.
>>60924974A MULATTOAN ALBINOMY LIBIDO YEAH
>>60924882Yay! Being a coward actually worked out for once.
>>60924984Human evolution at work.
>>60924979It would be worth it to sell and lock in the profit. How many IPOs really are there? And all these run up the first week just to get a better shorting position. Hedge funds cleaning up twice.
A person who finances a burrito probably isn't going to even be able to properly pay back the fucking burrito. Klarna was already showing reports of delinquency. Why would anyone want to hold Klarna
KLAR bros...
Klarna made like 150 million in revenue in the last few years. Lol 40 billion market cap on IPO. Why does Robinhood scam their customers like this?
>>60924994That warning is meaningless. Only thing that matters is when lock up expires. Cause once all those new millionaires and billionaires start selling their shares it is going to dump.
would be funny if it closes red
Go ahead and laugh
>>60924819because its a scam that steals from the fools that use it
>>60924996i took 5 minutes to look at their balance sheet and it seemed like they had like 5% delinquency. i wouldn't touch this thing with a 10 foot pole>>60925004>Why does Robinhood scam their customers like this?it's an IPO, it has nothing to do with robinhood
>>60925004who the hell would buy that junk
>>60925020zoomersthis shit will crash and burn when it becomes clear niggers won't repay debnts
Does Klarna even hold the loans? They probably sell bundles of millions of dollars of their burrito loans to Black Rock for 60% of their value.
>>60925017Robinhood was the primary vehicle for getting retards to subscribe to the IPO. They are complicit in helping klarna scam the buyers
>>60925028I'm sure black rock already owns part of them.
Klarna back to mooning you fkn faggots lol. If this had the US premium it would be 120 a share.
>>60925036I am not supporting commies
Why is the market pumping today? I needed the market to pump like this last week. What changed?
>>60925042Nothing changed.
>>60925042You didn't buy Dell. It will be $132 next week with the rate cut.
Bears won.
>>60923636Getting there
>>60925031which stocks should robinhood blacklist to protect their users?
>>60925042Low inflation numbers on whatever cooked up report released this morning.
>>60925060Let's start with any and all Sw*dish companies
>>60925026scandis are forced to pay by their government but yeah out in the non commie world they'll have a hard time
>>60925067fair enough
>>60925068They don't have to. You whiteoids already cover their debts in every other avenue. Cough up pasty.
>>60925115>>60925115>>60925115NEW THREADNEW THREAD
I am the worst baggie on this board, and I hate to say that. I bought crusty 2009 MBS shit while gooning
>>60925042I'm always pumping
I fucking sold all my puts right before the plummet.
