frenchie edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsPrevious: >>60933060
hello mr jerometell Dr Lisa Cook i said hi and that she is a nice lady after allthank you mr jerome
am i going to crab for 2 months again on ai dashcams or is that a cup and handlei wanna sell another 50k shares soon id like it to be at $2 this time
>>60934800fuck you I was going to post a really sad and pathetic mister jerome post, and now you already used the imagealso it's>henlo mister jerome
>>60934800thank you apu, i'll make sure to pass it along. I'll see about getting a 0.0001 bps cut, just for you.>>60934803don't be a little bitch anon, everyone gets their turn to ask questions.
>>60934803Dogshit wrapped in catshit week
>>60934817>0.0001 bps cutWould be an actual chad move to lower it by such a meme tier amount
I need Alpha
>>60934817Well maybe I'll post a different frog asking a question later then
>>60934825the local top of SPY will be about 670>source: trust me bro
>>60934803apologies, i love jerome posting as well
Hava nagila, hava nagila, hava nagila, venishmechaHava nagila, hava nagila, hava nagila, venishmechaHava naranena, hava naranena, hava naranena, venishmechaHava naranena, hava naranena, hava naranena, venishmecha
>futures
Meant to post this to SMG:https://fortune.com/2025/06/28/sec-workers-edgar-system-insider-trading-securities-fraud/This seems like extremely low gains for having direct access to merger filings.
>>60934803>I was going to post a really sad and pathetic mister jerome post
>>60934855i might have even threatened to kms if mister jerome doesn't lower the rates
PLTR chads, I'm rotating into brazilian hookers this weekend
>>60934848https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uAEx5aviZw
I got to stoned and failed at social interaction. I fumbled the opener so I turned around and walked away. I will try again tomorrow.
I sold pltr at 150 how does it keep going up
>>60934825Buy diversified PM s and minors
What’s the market gonna do next week?
Im about 80% into my UPS double calendar spread. Man getting options fills on stocks and not SPY is a pain. feel like I overpaid on some of my contracts. at least im buying in fractions of my total investment.
>>60934866*tooI’m really drunk right now for the first time in a fat minute and just want to shitpost on /smg/, I feel you anon
>>60934878>fat minutehello my fellow zoomer
Bought way otm monthly puts on Klarna a minute before closing. What am I in for
>>60934885I’m more of a millennial desu, just picked up zoomer slang
My bank sent an email that they're upgrading the websiteHow fucked am I?
>>60934904Be prepared to not have access to your money for a few days.t. bank merger nuked my check deposits and couldnt access my balances
>>60934907They're doing it on a weekend they said, so it should be fine. It's not like my credit cards will stop working..............right?
>>60934915
>>60934939uhhhh
>he doesn't know
>>60934942Dont worry about it. banks are safe institutions. They've never really messed anything up.In other developments, /smg/, I propose we create a fund to invest in japanese visas and real estate to live out our kawaii fantansies in nippon land and trade nikkei and enjoy school girls and japanese horror movies and also defend the japs from brown people and jews and create a japan far right white utopia. Now who's with me?
>>60934954I'll cover rent if you can speak nippon
>>60934961High bar but I have been working on that. I think I waited too long. I'll have a gaijin accent.
>went from having untouchable, perfect investments with clear growth and goals to the biggest baggie on the board I feel like I can't even make fun of the graphmeme fag, at least their CEO has ass.
>>60934966Lmao what was the bull case?It's not worth gambling on ipos
>>60934803Cracker Barrel, yes!I can't wait to see how much cash they have left.
>>60934974
Their is a suspicious lack of food on the heads of these frogs.
>their isBro, I hope you don't try to trade stocks with that brain
>>60934961I also speak japanese somewhat>Senpai, senpai! Daisuki da yo! Kocchi mite!>Sugoi, deshō?
>>60934988Lady, in this house, we respect the laws of sentence grammar and your sentences must end with a period. but yeah i typed it without thinking
I wonder what our esteemed congressional overlords are buying and selling?
>>60934988Maybe he has dyslexia or dysgraphia.
>>60934984y da yt pe po git dem good eatz?
>>60934993>PLTRthis is pretty bearish, arent they supposed to be taking over the world in a decade or so? It's literally priced in.
>>60934996Always
>>60935006>this is pretty bearishMaybe not, if they already loaded up before the rip, the new members maybe buying into the NSA/CIA favorite spy tools company. NVDA makes the cheeps the rest are data centers and analytics for spying. The pic shows me the tech/spy/oppression sector is going to be strong for the rest of the year at least.
At this point, you're actually a moron if you haven't invested in gold yet and should just delete your portfolio in all honesty.
Will there be one final rip before the crash following the rate cuts or is it already priced in?
>>60935026We'll probably get a 50 basis rate cut and it was still crash for the lolz.
>>60935020>moron if you haven't invested in gold yetmy long time neighbor was getting really old and he said he wanted to help me invest in gold and sold me his gold coins at a bit of a discount before he died. He was a nice guy and I appreciate him looking out for me.
>>60935034
How it feels to get a divvy over 100$.
>>60935046
*ruins your general*
>>60935054*ruins your lasagna*
>>60934984That's a nice looking caprese salad
>>60935028This is what I am worried about. Tards already priced in a 100 basis cut and will panic sell right after. Saving some cash to buy the potential dip
>>60935061yeah, it's so danty and girly. all presentation. you know it's a good set piece when you can clearly tell whoever made it loves men
Oof
>>60935064Most women I know can barely cook nowadays.
>>60935081im implying the person who made the dish is a faggot and it's true.
>>60934791>france downgraded to A+USD EUR is going down to 1.15, isn't it?
>>60935081Both my parents are (now retired) chefs from local restaurants. They had their red seals and were certified. My mom has been retired for about 12 years, my dad 3. I always lived with them growing up so I didn't cook much, but I enjoyed food.I'm pretty introverted, and even though I was renting from other family during covid, I adjusted just fine to the lockdowns, but there was an explosion of cooking content on YT, so I gotgud. Learned all sorts of stuff like pork roasts and goulash and even got a manual pasta machine
Which investments get me the most women?
>>60935091you are asking the wrong crowd.
>>60935083Ok, I didn't see that coming>>60935088hopefully it crashes
>>60935034Based
>>60935091real estate
damn how am i supposed to afford mcsloppa on wall st if the deals dont work there
>>60935091>Which investments get me the most women?drugs and booze, concert promotions, prostitution, but they are all inter related
>>60935111checked>>60935112it is to avoid mcnugget arbitrage, obviously.
>>60935091It's a riddle. It's whichever makes you the most money
>estimateWhy are the jews like this?
>>60935088oui
>>60935066ouch
>>60935046Cute pic related
>>60934791Thanks for the amazing material!
>>60935121whats funny is what is stamped on the final paperwork and what the bank accepts is what really matterson the official paperwork she doesnt have it listed as her primary home
>>60934954Fuck off were full
>>60935140
>>60935112That's what klarna is for wagie! Buy now pay later!
>>60935091Hitting the gym
>>60935083U mirin bitch
>>60935146cope>>60935154giga cope
JEROOOOOOOOOOMEOPEN THE FED PLEASE
>>60934791I am a disabled man and I am learning investing with some small amount of money. My money is mainly in VOO and BRK.B, Bonds and My father is saying I should learn chart reading/technical analysis and learn trading for better profits. Is it true that chart trading can give you profits?
>>60935138NopeYou have to read through the kikery None of then claim what she reported on final documents, these are all estimate docs. I dont give a fuck either way since rate cuts are confirmed pretty much
>>60935173just about everything can give you profits. Trading the news, the weather, there's even a tarot card trader here. I myself use a small amount TA and I find it typically is only reliable on time frames larger than a week. I trade fundamentals and options. But you can definitely make some money with enough patience.I welcome you to smg, coming here means youre half of the way to making it. we are disabled too, albeit intellectually. I hope you can find comfort in this community.
>Bill Ackman's Pershing Square Holdings held 115.57 million shares of Fannie Mae (FNMA) and 63.5 million shares of Freddie Mac (FMCC) as of the second quarter of 2025, representing a significant long-term investment made over a decade ago. What are the this kike solded his decade old bags?He's up about a billy right right now
>>60935173You're unlikely to beat your current performance via day trading.
>>60935173>Is it true that chart trading can give you profits?Everyone is an expert reading charts. Just look at the millions of vids on youtube, everyone an expert. Just buy their courses, books, vids, like and subscribe and you will see. If you have a small amount of money, then you should be a conservative/safe as possible because you may need that money for an emergency or other unexpected expenses. Why are you not happy with VOO, BRK.B and bonds? VOO has grown 96% the last five years, bonds about 4, and BRK/B 126%. You think you can do better for the same risk?
>>60935173>Is it true that chart trading can give you profits?Thats one of those "do it for fun" with a little side money kind of things if your a numbers autists. And if you happen to be really good at it go for it with more money. Pretty sure most people just fuck themselves when trying to day trade. Probably because a lot of them are degen gamblers
Hello JeromeI had a date with a cute chink college girl the other day and I thought it went alright but she ghosted me afterwards. This doesn't really have anything to do with interest rates but I just wanted to share. Hope your weekend goes better than mine
>>60935206Theres nothing more pathetic than a white dude simping for a flatface I see dorky white dudes carrying huge shopping bags for their bug dates all the time from my spot on wall st. Pathetic, I occasionally spit on them. By the way, why the fuck are the benches painful to sleep on now? I have to walk like 10 blocks from my spot to find a normal one in the city
>>60935206stay strong brother... i too have the fever but those asian girls are hard to talk to
>Recession odds at 93%>https://youtu.be/-urQLG8x2-A?si=WB9Grhg4qXLKxlrLSo that auto company Tricolor filed for chapter 7 bankruptcy......and people were screaming about rising defaults and delinquincies for a long time now. We are definitely heading into a major shitshow in 2026 if they cut rats by 100 bps....
>>60935245Pretty sure lower rates puts downward pressure on defaults with refinancing availabilities>>60935225I want a jap gf so fucking bad
>>60935245we're going to be below 1% in 2026. the debt is going to be monetized with stablecoins and maybe the gold too. buckle up buttercup
>>60935277ive heard the gold revaluation strategy but uhhh it looks like most of the gold we own isnt in our possesion. Fort knox audit got memory holed because it was obvious most of it is not there. we may have a repatriation crisis on our hand.
>>60935173Technical analysis can be very profitable if you're very good at it. However, no one gets very good at it overnight. The fact you are asking us suggests you most likely do not have the passion to learn it. That's fine. Don't try to do it just because your boomer dad told you it was a good idea. It is incredibly easy to lose money daytrading.
>>60935245>Tricolor, with operations in six states, sold cars and provided auto loans mostly to low-income Hispanic communities in the Southwestern United States, saying it saw an opportunity to serve "invisible" workers with no access to bank accounts or other forms of credit.>"…Based on our ongoing review, it appears there is significant fraud in the collateral filed that was used to support the borrowing base in all their warehouse facilities, as well as the audited financial statements of the company,” said Fifth Third Chief Executive Officer Tim Spence, via Bloomberg.I can't believe a sub prime auto lender that was probably issuing 40% APR 72 month loans on Nissan Altimas to illegals has fallen. Surely THIS is the canary in the coal mine for the entire economy.
>>60935292This is the future of Klarna btw
>>60935296Klarna provides a valuable service, while Tricolor was seemingly committing fraud and taking out loans for people that are being shipped to El Salvador.
>>60935316What is this retard saying? people already use credit for small price tags. if someone doesnt manage to own 5 dollars to buy a burrito they definitely wont later.>picgod damn. I rescind my statement. can we get an arizona tea 12 month loan? This is fucking kino
this is a neat chart i just made from one i saw. it's europe plus emerging market stock markets vs the S&P. it's stark how concentrated wealth has become in the United States and the whole rest of the world hasn't crossed above the 200 week moving average since 2011>>60935283the gold in fort knox is junk gold that couldn't be sold as is without being refined. it doesn't matter because the whole revaluation is on paper.
>>60935324All I'm saying is that micro loan companies like Klarna have nothing in common with a company like Tricolor, whose business was securing auto loans for "invisible" (illegal) Hispanics without bank accounts or a credit score. No shit the loans are going delinquent when the loanees are either in hiding from ICE or being shipped out.
>>60934848bro straight chillin
>>60935296>>60935316Oh fuck, Klarna is a ticking time bob. My friend's girlfriend works as manager at Kohl's and she constantly has to witness poor retards buying designer clothes with Klarna all the time. If that shit goes down, so many collections agencies will RAPE them when the debt is passed over kek
>>60935370> If that shit goes down, so many collections agencies will RAPE them when the debt is passed over kekThey will just declare bankruptcy, CEO and board make out with millions, and since this is a public stock now short sellers will pillage the corpse. Only one getting raped is the retard using their service and workers that get laid off.
>>60935379>Retards using their serviceYou can pay off a Costco Hot Dog at 0% APR over 2 months. You're losing money if you aren't using Klarna.
>>60935381>a Costco Hot Dog at 0%is the coke included, or is that extra?
>>60935316Does it have a purchase limit? I would like to pay for my (new) used car every two weeks with no interest. Maybe they have longer terms.
>>60935379if you can admit it is not a real business, then you must know that this is incredibly bearish for the economy if this is considered a good business model and a worthy investment. Money has *literally* NO where else better to go? and it goes into a subprime lending company? the jokes write themselves.
>>60935381>financial calculus says borrow money for a burrito to earn interest on my burrito money over two months>1-3c returnyeah ngmi buddy
Why did gold and silver miners dump today even though precious metals were up?
>>60935404The first step to having 1 billion dollar returns is to have 1 cent returns. Think about that for a second before you beclown yourself
henlo mr jeromepls explain why people hold onto precious metals while fiat money will basically always exist until someone starts the great extinction via nukes
>>60935418because mr jerome is making dollars into poopy toilet paper
>>60935416>The first step to having 1 billion dollar returns is to have 1 cent returns.>he hasnt crossed the 1 cent return hurdle yetI think you have the wrong place.
Its all gay algos, just keep the market open over the weekendI need to see number move
>>60935424If you had a 1c portfolio comprised of Olde English 40oz Klarna financed gas station purchases compounding 10% daily using interest earned on their pay later 0% APR flex payment plans you'd be a millionaire in a year. Mayo monkey options traders like you don't understand the power of compounding interest.
>>60935434so you're rich using the unpatched klarna method? You *are* a millionaire, right anon?
>>60935441I'm not a millionaire yet but I can assure you that as soon as my high yield savings account deposits the interest on my vested cash that's going to pay off the Little Caesars I had last month I'll have the first 5 dollars I need in the journey to becoming a millionaire.
Open baggies status?
Man that ACKKman guy aged real bady lmao
/smg/-bros, what are your thoughts on investing in Montenegro?
>>60935579Sorry, I'm long Eastern Poland.
i fapped hard today. cant tell if thats bullish or bearish. no position atm.
>>60935581>Eastern Poland*Russia, jk
If you have any and I mean any doubt about the state of the world economy, remember that Nintendo is bringing out a Virtual Boy re-release.
>>60935186Based flipper
>>60935206It's just how it goes. Women are very mercurial. They'll have a weird dream and get the ick. Kek.
How much net worth you need to have to be able to get nubile anime girls?
>>609359360, I just downloaded your girl lil bro.
I am buying deep OTM bearish LEAPs on reddit (ticker: RDDT). If you've been following the Charlie Kirk zeitgeist, a kid from a Republican family that got radicalized by leftists on reddit to the point that he committed a political assassination. Reddit spent 48 hours dancing on Charlie Kirk's grave and calling for more assassinations before they knew who the shooter was, and now that it's apparent that he was a leftist redditor, they've invented truly insane levels of mental gymnastics to convince themselves that he was actually a right winger. This is despite the fact that the shooter's own parents who turned him in described him as a radical leftist, and that he engraved left wing reddit-tier slogans on the murder weapon. The Trump administration is going to go absolutely nuclear on reddit once it becomes fully apparent that they turned him into the shooter that he is today. If reddit survives at all, they will be severely financially impacted. They're going to lose all their advertisers and incur massive legal costs from having to defend themselves against prosecution. Reddit is trading at a P/E ratio of 113, making this an insanely good short.
>>60935964Very cool, Anon.
INTC is a stock that I avoid like the plague: a company that neglected R&D to give all the money to investors and now that the competition is unreachable they get subsidies from the government to stay afloat.Nothing but a worthless carrozzone statale, with no future if not for government gibs that can be removed at any time (see Wolfspeed for example).
>>60935964People are going to forget about it by Tuesday and be on to the next happening.
>>60935998This is the biggest political assassination in 50 years, and it's very personal for Trump. His administration is going to be looking for blood, and reddit has pretty much created the absolute worst possible position for themselves. Even if there is no direct regulatory action, their advertising business is likely to take an enormous hit from all the bad publicity.
>>60936018>and it's very personal for Trump.Check this outhttps://x.com/SpencerHakimian/status/1966527816008155249?t=S71rm7Pyp4akTEIy1w99zA&s=19
>>60936022That's a leftist spin doctor account that I've seen post all kinds of bullshit before. Ignored.
>buy nvda 'early' on during covid>dump it before the projected fed pivot in late 2021 with 280% profit feeling like I'm hot shit>today I drag a line from my 2020 entry to today>would've been up by 2,318% if I had just heldI thought 'just hold long-term through thick and thin' was just a reddit dictum but I'm beginning to think that for average Joe's like me who don't actively trade or aren't particularly knowledgable, it might actually be the better strategy.
>>60935206thank you for sharing. This is actually related to interest rates, as it's a clear sign of the uncertainty introduced into the market by Tariffs. As mail-order brides are now significantly more expensive, domestic chink women are now expected to command higher prices in the dating market. Whether this affect is temporary or permanent remains to be seen, which is why we will continue to maintain rates where they are at as we wait for the data to come in.>>60935418Thank you for your question. It's because the money printer goes brrr. That's why we will continue to hold rates steady so me and my colleagues can keep our jobs and not have to deal with a deflationary spiral caused by a return to the gold standard.
>>60936058holding something like spy long term beats 90% of all active traders including the professionals. I mean if you really believe you are that 1 out 10 who is better than the rest (including the pros) then go for it but remember that you only have 1 shot and time is limited. people overestimate their competence or they are desperate. wagecucking and dca into boomer index funds for 15-20 years doesnt sound sexy, rather make it quick fast (and lose everything).
>>60936018>This is the biggest political assassination in 50 yearsthat Minnesota senator's death was an order of magnitude more important than this. The other anon is right, this will blow over in a month, tops.
>>60936086No I'm definitely part of the retail rabble who's better off just holding long-term and maybe add a bit over time.I was completely taken aback by the sheer number of 2.3k% and the fact I could be holding $160k of just nvidia today.The only way I could've beaten that by a lot, is by predicting the Oct 2022 bottom and using all my covid earnings to re-enter the market at that time, which I clearly didn't.
>>60935936I don't know about net worth, but you should go all in on TSLA to participate in the inevitable proxy vote on whether to call the robot cat girl with Ani integration "Catimus" or "RoboNyan."
>>60936058Nothing wrong with taking profit bro. Take half and stuff it into OKLO or OSCR
>>60934791How does a country, which has to finance it's citizens pensions via debt, have a credit rating of AA- and AAA?I'm either retarded or credit rating agencies have no clue what they're doing. Maybe they're getting paid by the french government in order to get more "cheap" debt lmao
>>60936136Because realistically a county like France will never default on its debt, it'll pull down all the fuckign eurozone so chance is very small.
>>60936141So the main argument for a AAA credit rating is the ECBs money printer?
>>60936146Pretty much
>>60936149I hate this
Hmmmm ok its ok to pay out trillions of tax money when the mortgage kikes needed a bailout, buy when the goyim need a few billy its now impossible and evil?Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>60935416Funny cause as an INTJ I never take food samples at Sam's / Costco. Not sure why people want them so much.
My counter top dishwasher comes today! I profit from this by saving time I could be investing.
>>60936146>>60936136European countries cannot print their own money so the risk of default is very real, unlike the US.I think their ratings are artificially inflated whereas the US is artificially downgraded.
>>60936285Nah my man France isn't Greece, it's way too fucking big.French Banks are way too fucking big and too connected to other countries.They can't let all that fall like a domino
>>60936288To reiterate, the ECB WILL print if necessary
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/09/business/starbucks-turnaround-brian-niccol.htmlhttps://archive.is/20250913125429/https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/09/business/starbucks-turnaround-brian-niccol.html
I wanted to maximize my income so I said I would probably do extra work on saturday and get a part time job but now I'm comfy at home and don't want to work.Plus I would have made like 600 more dollars this week and 20,000 more dollars in the last month if I hadn't fucked up a few trades. Having less than 550,000 dollars is hell.
>>60934825NXDR was shilled to me a month ago along with OPEN. OPEN popped from 2.83 to 11 bucks but I sold at like 5 bucks or something. NXDR is making an ascending triangle and consolidating and looks like it will soon begin to run so maybe that but if it fails then I didn't say anything and you can't prove I did.>>60934870Which miners?
>>60934872Dump. Triple witching on friday.
>>60936325>NXDRI like it
>>60936297>and believe me it will be enoughp-please believe me...
If a stock jumps 10% it's pointless to feel like>Rats! If I had just been quicker! Now I've missed out!In truth, in practical terms it almost always means you get to buy like 1 share less than you'd otherwise would have been able, and if you calculate with a 100% upside over 5 years it doesn't even matter if you only get like <10% less of that.
I see a lot of comments about the Euro lately, so let me make this clear.As a European, my exposure to the euro is less than 15% of my portfolio. I cannot find much value in the business landscape which should signify greater concern. US and even Japanese companies are acquiring European companies for valuations you rarely see in the public markets on the regular nowadays. Too levered and not much growth. US companies have the financing and Japanese companies have strong enough balance sheets to handle it.Not impactful in the short run, but those foreign entities need to pay taxes in their own currency which has a negative long term impact on the Euro.
>>60936371Eastern EU has been a stronger play than the SP500 for a while now, mate. Even some countries like Italy significantly outperform the SP, though admittedly the Italian index is heavily weighted towards finance rather than fundamentals.Also I haven't yet looked at the Dutch and Swedish landscapes.
>>60935245Just bought a car at a dealership. No income verification and no rental info verification. Just walk in and bullshit about having money and walk out with a nice car. 18% interest lmao
>>60936380Are you American? There is a saying:Europeans think $100 is a lot of money, Americans think 100 years is a long time.
>>60936339The last couple triple witchings were nothing burgers. Why would this be different?
>>60936452If you observe the last 3 triple witchings (dec 20th 2024, march 20s, june 20th) the market was stinky in the 3 or so days before. Though March came on the heels of the february dump that continued into april, we can therefore posit that monday-friday will see stinkiness as options traders make their shorts. The market will, then, probablly rebound into october.
>>60936369I know, I shold have gone in bigly on OPEN a month ago. If I had sold all my -shitcoins- and fomoed into -OPEN- I'd be up bigly.
Anduril is NOT investing in ACHR. Please panic accordingly.
>>60936394Both of these statements are gay unless you're a romanian.
I know the best time to start investing is always yesterday, the second best today, and that it's statistically better to invest now than to wait for good timing...But if I'm about to dump a decent chunk of my meager savings, I'm still nervous. It looks like the S&P 500 and related indexes are on some insane bull run, which to me seems like a cooldown is likely and it might then take a few years to get back to the same level, but obviously I'm no economist. Am I being overly concerned? And should I consider something like Vanguard VT instead if I'm this uncertain about US-only stuff? For context, Europoor anon here (and too old to start investing, I have maybe 30-35 years of active working life left at most, if my health issues don't aggravate earlier).
>>60934825Can I interest you in some vintage FNMA shares? Lightly used barely any cum stains
>>60936487No the best time is on a weekday when the stock market is open
>>60936503Good point, but I'm waiting for my account to be approved anyway (wrong citizenship for literally everything these days so it may take a while).
>>60936487>30-35So, you're 35?
>>60936545can you do basic math, idiot?he's -5 (you sick fuck)
>>60936058The goal is not holding forever, but buying companies you feel will be strong throughout your investing career. This may seem like a rhetorical difference, but it's an important distinction.You sold your stocks because you thought that was a lot of money for you, and you wondered if your luck was going to run out. You don't need to kick yourself over that if you're a trader. But an investor would ask different questions: is the company still dominant? Is this business still growing? Will this field remain relevant well into the future, and if not, will this company be ready to adapt and transform?As an investor, especially if you're investing in tech, you have to be a bit of a futurist and see where the wind is blowing. You only drop a stock if the company isn't sailing in the same direction.
>>60936487I sold my individual stocks early this year, which was about 35% of my portfolio, and decided to DCA it in 5% increments month after month throughout the year because I felt the stock market was overvalued.I'm now down to 15% cash and I regret not just lumpsumming it all in, but at least I did what I felt comfortable with and I will be 100% invested by the end of the year.It is what it is.
Was in a mcdonalds yesterday. The giant ipad screens have way too many options. They don't care about bathroom cleanliness anymore, a basic task of running a restaurant. Why do I need an app to save money on already overpriced food? Don't get me started on the dining area. No colors in the furniture, just starbucks cloned furniture, zero creativity or thought in layout just one big dining area with open office floorplan style layout. The clientele is more people in their late 60s and 70s, who are they marketing their shit too? People under 40 aren't gonna come to this place at all. Absolute downfall from my childhood mcdonalds experience. I'd rather just get a frozen burrito at a grocery store and microwave that myself for half the price and not deal with some tech nerds silicon valley app scam. Mcdonalds should be shorted to bankruptcy, I'll take overpriced chicfila over this company ran by MBAs these days.
>>60936487If you're starting late, you should be worried about not taking on enough risk. Piling everything into SP500 and just waiting it out is too defensive on your part, while simultaneously increasing real world risk because the longer time frame allows for more unpredictable events in your actual life.Go ahead and buy the index, but also buy some high conviction stocks. Possibly use a little bit of margin to boost the start of your investing. Re-balance into a more defensive portfolio later.
>>60936058>>60936086Beating the market (consistently) by 1.5% for 5 years in a row would attract 8-figure clients.
>>60936524Just buy spy on 2x leverage. Do it right now if you're not gonna look at it for 30 years
>>60936487Friend you could leave your money under your bed and still be a better investor than me
>>60936545Precisely, yes.>>60936574Good to know, thank you.>>60936604So, basically, gamble because I'm fucked anyway? I'll need to read up on high-conviction stocks, thanks.>>60936612What's spy? The plan is not to look unless I decide to get mortgage, but with a single income mortgage doesn't seem to be a great idea even though I'm paying for rent.>>60936621That's what I'm doing right now... I originally come from a country where private property used to be illegal not too long ago, and my parents in said country rely on me for financial support, so I'm rather risk averse. Well, that and chronic mental fatigue.
Ah, spy is SPDR S&P 500. Not sure if I'm allowed to use leverage.
Just got a rub and tug and spurted right into the old lady's eye. Bullish for my strong little shooters
>>60936648#justeasterneuropeanthingsBut the reason I thought it was funny is because most people have only been working for 10-15 years at 35, 35 years is literally the majority of your career.
At what point do you decide>i'm in too deep of a hole>there's no way i can dig out of this>everything i do makes it worse>it would be better if i just gave up
>>60936694At literally the very first sign or hint of difficulty I immediately give up and move on with my life.
>>60934954i hope you aren’t just joking
>>60936692Yeah, my work experience is about 13 years, didn't work until graduation. Which was silly of me, looking back at it, but studies were hard, and family thought I shouldn't. In reality though the first half of that career I couldn't save anything at all, then I emigrated and saving also was rather marginal for a while because of that. Still, looking at people who started investing at 15 I just feel like life is over and I lost the game already. And all I wanted in life was a comfy house and a comfy retirement...
>>60936589Mcdonalds give me bad stomach aches. I don't know what they put in their burgers but I don't get pains with any other fast food joint.
>>60936694it's never too late. if things aren't working, you need to honestly evaluate why
>>60936720blessing in disguise.>>60936704I am not joking. But I need to graduate first.
>>60936719>Still, looking at people who started investing at 15 I just feel like life is over and I lost the game already.Fellow millennialbro, people who are 35 who say they 'invested' at 15 are lying to you. 20 years ago you needed access to a broker, likely through your family and parents, in order to be a 'teen investor'. It wasn't them investing, it was their parents investing on their behalf and them coming online and larping like they did it themselves. Not that it's much of a consolation, I too would have liked to have rich parents instead of middle class parents who stole from me.
>>60936694I didn't do overtime at work today, I guess I'll just work after hours every day next week. To answer your question I don't give up I just get mad and try to brute force it, which usually works. Because if you can't think your way out of a situation but have a healthy body, you can make others bend to your will.
an unusual number of frogs ittbuy ASML
>>60935173TA is astrology for men
>>60936747>Impressively poor taste>+1% 1ychecks out
>>60936751yep. useful, accurate, and dismissed by ignorant midwits.
>>60936787Omg girl you're such a typical fagittarius
>>60936782I bought at 599 but you're supposed to buy it now so I can get to my 699 limit order. what occurs after this is of no concern to me
>>60936325>>60936347friendly reminder: https://x.com/jason/status/1966289110974546238 as gay as Jason is, he's a pretty good investor.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Calacanis
>>60936804Is he the guy who was bitching that the federal government needed to come in and bail out all his investments when Silicon Valley Bank collapsed? He was whining on twitter for like 5 days straight>>60936732Oh, I know why, it's because I'm a worthless piece of shit
>>60934803>cracker barrelputs?
>>60936816yeah he's a bitch. but again, he has good intuitions in tech. and FYI I'm the guy who worked at Nextdoor (been adding lots of calls the past week), and I actually almost worked for Jason years ago with his inside.com startup (he needed someone good w/ backbone.js and I was him but didn't want to relocate to LA).
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Permabulls, suppose someone has $20k and is thinking about investing for the first time ever. What is your unironic opinion about getting in right now? If you have been invested for a year or more and your portfolio is up 25% or 500% I get that you don't give a shit about the CAPE ratio or whatever. But would you honestly tell someone it's a good idea to throw in their middle-class-sized nest egg right now? Keeping in mind economic data has been consistently mediocre for 8 months straight, meaning a downturn could happen and such a person could need their savings. This is an actual dilemma I am facing with a family member seeking my advice. I dumped my savings into SPY in october 2023 and idk what the fuck to tell them, I feel like anyone just reaching financial maturity now is in a pretty fucked position, either sitting out and getting hit with the 10% yearly inflation, or going in and being faced with risk that is massively higher than usual.
>>60936835i suggest pick a growth company and stick with them. there are plenty and if you're worried about the next crash then invest in a mega cap with growth like google or any of the big tech companies heavily investing in ai
>>60936835Buy $O. You'll get about $100 a month in divvies and I would expect it to be relatively safe on a market wide crash. If that happens, pivot all of it into a leveraged fund for some big gains on the climb back.
>>60936820they canceled the remodels and logo change, it'll probably just be flat. never invest in a company with a woman CEO
>>60935381not worth the effort and too easy to overspend if you don't keep your spreadsheet with you at all times
>>60935964honestly felt more like the average /g/ poster to me
>>60935964good alpha
>>60935964LOL
wtf do I do about de-dollarization. I want gold certificates.
>>60936831SO, which miners?
>>60936899sir please do your own research(DYOR) on Bayhorse Silver
>>60936648>So, basically, gamble because I'm fucked anyway?No. It means you need to be more (intellectually) active in your investing, with more aggressive concentration than just holding SPY. This is the price you have to pay for starting later. You need to invest more, seek higher returns, study individual companies closely, and be more strategic on how you deploy money and credit.Think of the 5-10 largest companies on the stock market. If you buy and hold a couple of them, you'd likely be very safe. The actual risk comes in the timing - a single stock might dip hard right when you need to sell. But that's a risk you have to take, because the opportunity cost of a "safe" portfolio of only index funds is also a risk. You may not get to where you need to be before you retire, or you may have to stop working early because of health.
>>60936902>bayc>2025
>>60936904I see, thanks.>invest more, seek higher returns, study individual companies closely, and be more strategicWhat's a good guide or reading list for this? I'm alright with math, but economics and investment topics seem full of bullshit books that I don't have the right qualification to be able to filter out.
>>60936936Investopedia
>>60934803Anyone familiar with hightide? Thinking of playing earnings. Scrolled through reddit and many of them are claiming this company has great fundamentals and growth. Anyone have any input?
>>60936899$AG (unironically), SIL, SILJ, SGDM, GDX. Hecla is already up huge this year but is a shining star. Check Don Duretts Twitter for all the Mormon wives.
So i got around 186k in my brokerage account , i've been investing in QQQI currently at 26k. Everything else is in growth stocks and a little play money more risky stocks. I just want to build up to a point where ill never have to work again , so im tempted to dump it all into QQQI - if i put all 186k into QQQI i could pretty much live off of that - but i dont know.
>>60936946>I just want to build up to a point where ill never have to work againlol join the club
>>60936936intelligent investor by benjamin graham
>>60936948I feel as if im being to risk averse - i also max out my 401k and IRA and have been for a while now - Would the fastest path to that being building up my lump sum with a SNP ETF then once built up porting it into QQQI etc portfolio ?
I'm placing a bet that 2026 will be the beginning of a global crisis. Might even be the modern "General Crisis" like what happened in the 17th century where entire countries had 2/3 of the population fight and die. I'm shorting in giga bear mode.
>>60935434>#financialliteracy>compounded 10% daily interestlet me guess, you wuz kangs?
>>60936960Not if we continue going full Weimar
>>60936946mix it up with IAUI and BTCI
>>6093697640% qqqi ,30 % IAUI, and 30% BTCI feels like a good portfolio to build up - im just trying to build up that portfolio that i can quit my job and getting back home one day soon
>>60936823So looking at that ascending triangle when do you think this bad boy is about to pop off.>callsMan I'm just a small fish dunno if I want to be that risky but if I'm also tired of being poor.>if I had put 10k into shitcoins in july I'd have made 100k>10k into OPEN in august would be 50k nowThe wages of being a pussy.
>>60936955there is no "fastest" safe way to retirement levels of wealth. given you are maxing 401k/ira I would suggest to keep doing that and then pick a single asymmetric bet (high risk/high reward) that you have strong conviction with.
>Anduril>PalantirShould these company names be transferred to British companies?
>>60937005personally, I think someone needs to go on wallstreetcucks and post about how it's the next golden opportunity to give it a little momentum boost and this thing is off to the races. they're cutting some headcount which is a good thing, and last ER wasn't terrible. turnaround in progress. I only spent like 7k in calls and they are for march '26 ($2), but shares are just as cheap and probably a better play if you are feeling risk averse.
>>60937010Don't forget>Erebor>Mithril Capital
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/09/13/convenience-stores-are-eating-fast-food-chains-breakfast.htmlThe concept of the american gas station becoming a sort of japanese style convenience store would be pretty neat
>>60936955There's no reason to believe Nasdaq returns will continue into the future. Many different sectors have been 'hot' in previous decades and then fizzled.Buying a broad index fund is the only way to guarantee you will get your fair share of market returns, minus a small fee.A big chunk of your returns will be down to luck and factors you can't control. Someone who starts investing when the market has many strong consecutive years will probably be far worse off than someone who is blessed with a shit market in his first years. You want a mega crash early on but it's not in your control.The only thing you can control is how much you save (a big income helps of course), and how little you need to spend in retirement using the 3% rule. Being happy with frugality is the only guaranteed way to accelerate your retirement.
What if Connor is made King of Ireland?
>>60936904Most of that is tech
Reminder that the biggest company on earth is going to IPO soon and you can get in early Last time I'll seriously post about this
>>60937063Ireland was never relevant.
>>60937074Okay bro post links to the IPO
>>60937033yeah I love my over priced goy slop.
>>60937042so if you had 2.6k a week would you be putting it into long term growth ETFs ? or would you roll the dice on individual stocks ? Im 28 and i feel as if i can afford some risk , but i want to build a pretty big portfolio and just let my retirement accounts build and build
>>60937092I think 7/11 is comfy at times
>>60937033>>60937102Me and my pals romanticize the idea of having a sleepover and doing a 2:47am gas station snack run
>>60934831666 more like itit lines up with every fib extension and elliot wave down to the tick fractal
>>60937080Fanny may
>>60937108Truly you are the 30yoest of 30yo men.
>>60937095Anon don't take this the wrong way but I don't think you understand what you're saying or what you're replying to.It's a lot of money to just be throwing around blindly.Even if you just buy a simple S&P500 ETF, without understanding what the fuck you're doing you will have no conviction and mess it up at the worst possible moment.I don't really know where you should start, maybe the Bogleheads starter guide. I've read Bogle's book and it's a good book but you must at least already know what an index fund is.
>>60937113Yeah but what I'm asking specifically is how do I get into the IPO for cheapies so I can either ride it up to its fair price or dump on late buyers? Simply saying "it's ipoing" isn't going to make me want to buy to get dumped on.
>>60934791Any safe high divvie stock? BNS and IVZ had seemed good, not anymore. Currently I can't find any mispriced divvies. Any thoughts? Should I buy the market even if it offers low yields?
>>60937146Even the HY bonds are expensive as fuck. Marks said HY, considering the future defaults, does not give you anymore than sovereign bonds. He said buying euro HYs might give value though. HYXU will turn into EUHY soon. should i try buying those?
>>60937146buy growth stocks and simulate the dividends with covered calls or covered call etfs. you might have read books from 30 years ago that show that dividend stocks outperform non-dividend stocks, but that hasn't been the case for at least 15 years
>>60937162Thanks. Gotta consider that.
>>60937129We gotta stay in tune with our inner child somehow in these dark times
>>609371882012 was a good year for anime.
>>609371027/11 is peak comfy. The one by me has a deli that's Jersey Mike's tier and much cheaper.
>>60937162Considering : QDPL(Non covered call, dividend futures SP500) / QSIX (Non covered call, Dividened futures NDQ100) / JEPQ (20% Covered call, chosen NDQ100) / DIVO (Chosen covered call) / QDIVO (Chosen covererd call) /GPIQ (40% NDQ100 covered call) /GPIX (40%SP500 covered call)
>check my crypto>up 100 bucks on random shitcoin I bought yesterdayI only put 250 bucks in. I wanted to put in at least 2500, maybe even 5k. I always get these things right but then I never put enough in. Coulda been up 2000 bucks, coulda been up 5000 bucks.
>>60937222As it turns out, there is always next time>>60937197>>60937129Turning 36, yeah
>>60935112>a little under 0.75 lbs worth>almost the same price as a 3.5 lb box of dino nuggies if you don't use a couponShould I get puts on McDonalds?
>>60937249The difference is zoomers can't have an illegal immigrant deliver dino nuggets directly to them
>>60937241Anyway I just made 112 bucks on something I held for 16 hours. Didn't go to work. Last time I had the opportunity to work on a saturday, but didn't and had a crypto pump I held the crypto too long and lost 200 bucks of unrealized gains. Felt stupid for missing out on 200 bucks in crypto and 200 bucks in wagiepay. Not gonna chance that again.
Next week gonna be red af despite the rate cuts
how do find stocks that pump 100%+ in one day for no reason at all?
NVDA having the largest market cap in the world is such a fucking bizarre anomaly. People throw around the analogy of the gold rush, and how the gold miners made less than the company selling the pickaxes. Where that analogy fails is the fact that yes, the pickaxe industry as a whole was huge, but spread out across many companies because making a pickaxe is fucking easy. It seems like it should be the same with GPUs tbdesu. GPUs have been around for 40 years, like 4 huge companies make them actively and another 5 megacap tech companies could easily swoop in if they chose. I don't get how NVDA has a 100% unbroken monopoly.
>>60936256this is fine but you all will be on the streets rioting if the money was used for the people to have good infra and healthcare and the like :)
>>60935112>mcsloppa on wall stDo they still have the piano player at lunch time?
I just made my final car payment. I still owe a lot, just not gonna pay any more.
>>60936371the rock bros can't stop winning
>>60937267Nvidia has moat and it wants to expand/maintain it. Other companies like Amazon, Google, OpenAI are trying to jump over it by making their own chips. Nobody knows what will happen desu. I think Nvidia will still have training chips but inference chips will be changed to each companys own chip in 10yrs.
>>60937281they're gonna repo your car retard
>>60936371Is situation of euro that bad? I was considering investing in Euro stonks and HYs. I thought they were less levered (5x ebitda) and they can benefit from US currency going down.
>>60937281Is US consumer credit problem that bad? I heard klarna has 30% delinquency rate and CC debt, Univ debt is rising too.
>>60937267Making top of the line GPUs is hard and frankly you cannot enter if you're not already making them because the relevant patents are all taken already and TSMC capacity (the true monopoly here, along with ASML) is bought in advance for many years by the existing customers. Good luck outbidding Apple and Nvidia.China could do it eventually, but unless they take over Taiwan they'll be catching up for a while in terms of technological processes. And the incentive is not that big since they easily smuggle in GPUs despite sanctions (most of which are even assembled there).
>>60936371This >>60936380I have several "defensive" euro stocks that have beaten the return of the spy500 for 5 years in a row by 3 points annually... finance, energy and insurance mainly.Italy and until recently Spain had companies with +12% sustained growth for almost a decade and P/E below 10.They're require patience, and some research, they are not exciting... but they deliver.
>>60937292When you adjust for the realistically available growth limited by market share for each region the leverage comes out higher than US companies for sure. European balance sheets just aren't as healthy as Japanese balance sheets.The situation of the Euro isn't "that bad" but you can definitely expect it to be among the weaker currencies compared to other global reserve currencies. People forget that abenomics has had a severe artificial effect on the Yen which should cease to last when things eventually stabilize. Lots of inorganic growth to be had in Japan actually, m&a is through the roof because there are many small business owners who fail to find a successor.Many people mistakenly correlate population decline with currency decline because the median (per capita) working age increases, historically this has been tied to a decrease in productivity but our data shows this effect isn't as severe in the modern age.
>>60937315Exactly as Fisher foresaw! If i believed him i would be rich, but I just bought VOO and BRK.B/Bonds. judging from what you say Euro stocks still seem cheap. Maybe I should buy them tomorrow. Thanks for the info!
>>60937108Typical gay fantasy.
>>60937331VEA or VGK? Euro+Japan+developed or only Euro? should I go for the former?
>NATO tariffs China and India with 100% to punish RussiaWould this be it?
>>60937339We don't do macro so no fund / etf exposure, can't advise you on that.Obligatory: our model portfolio performance, see image.
Italy in particular its funny to me because anglo analyst are always talking about political instabillity and how they have to modernize their business models like if it was some kind of banana republic, and meanwhile boring insurance companies are doing pic related.G is generali, a 200 yo company that analysts have in "sell" valuation from covid to late 2023
>>60937367My health insurance is Generali.Company pays them though, not me.
>>60937296>Is US consumer credit problem that bad?>problemit's only a problem for goys
how is RBLX going back upis the market expecting child rape to be legalized
>>60937380Did Epstein's clients get off without any consequences?
>>60937367and another one just for laughs
>>60937380RBLX bearposter herei made a little money on puts and then gave the fuck up. RBLX is the TSLA of gaming
based O paying early
>>60937438got me making my O face
Are people still buying Nvidia? Got $10k to invest.
/pol/ is so fucking pozzed, it’s surrealI guess it has always been a schizophrenic retard bin of psyops and shit, but I’ve never noticed how stupendously big the lefty-pol presence is.it’s all so incredibly impotent too.youtube and twitter are 10X (maybe even 100X) more constructive on pushing change for the charlie kirk shooting.nothing constructive gains traction either; it’s like they’re all moths drawn to a lightbulb of schizo babble conspiracy theories instead.I thought there’d be at least one good, constructive thread, but there’s not.4chan has fallen so much.
>>60937457/pol/ has literally never ever been good or worth visitingit's just a board for schizophrenic racistseven if you are a schizophrenic racist yourself, do you REALLY want to talk about racism all day? that shit is so boring
>>60937457/pol/ got boring when it got flooded by genx maga tards and then they had a collective mind break during the George Floyd protest. Granted there wasn't a lot to break, but somehow got even worse. It's the containment board.
>>60937457Amplify the signal
>>60937463Pointing out Jewish tricks isnt racism, it's bigotry. Theyre a religion. Racism belongs on /b/, there is no rule against bigotry
>>60937481okay mr. fuentes
>>60937486It's a massive narrative control raid by the far left terror discords and subreddits that are about to get their shit pushed in by the Trump administration. They're doing it out of desperation.
>>60937475>Amplify the signalI’ve tried, but the one single reply that I got was accusing me of being a glowiemaybe dead internet theory is the answer because it really is incredibly pathetic
>>60937486>but with charlie, they’re just latching onto this utter bullshitbecause they're LITERALLY schizophrenicthey're not faking it for attention, bro, they're actually like thatschizos see connections that don't exist because their brains are physically brokenthese particular schizos are also conditioned by peer pressure to assume everything is a conspiracy and therefore the official story is always falseif the CIA came out tomorrow and admitted they shot JFK, /pol/ would say they were covering for mossadif mossad came out and said they shot JFK, /pol/ would say they were covering for the CIAif the CIA and mossad both said they shot JFK, /pol/ would say they were covering for the rothchildsthe only board more schizo is /x/
>>60937463>>60937470>>60937491Go back, faggot.
>>60937489it’s incredible how long this “no akchually the shooter was a right wing extremist” narrative is getting dragged out.I’m thinking of just making a bluesky account and spamming obnoxious shit over on their home turf.
>>60937486>I actually don’t recall that>I always saw the riot threads when a new nigger got shot, which were great, but I don’t recall anything else beyond just getting good live feed coverage of those riots>there may have been some leftypol threads, but I was always dismissive of it as reverse psychology or a handful of lefty retards that are just in the wrong neighborhoodOh, I do; they were all ready for the racial war, posting their spread of guns in /k/ style. Then The Great Chimpout happened, and they collectively decided that the race war had to be postponed.Fun times, last time /pol/ was funny probably.
>>60937493i've been on this site long enough to remember when it was mostly lolbertarians instead of you cringe retarded fascists
>>60937497>muh fascistsSaid no libertarian ever. Go back. Also, what does this have to do with /biz/? Fuck off tranny.t. libertarian
>>60937501>shartroon thinks he's welcome on 4chanyikes
>>60937457pol is only good during happenings to get the info. otherwise it is just brainrot.
>>60937491>they're LITERALLY schizophrenicI’m aware of thatbut there used to be this capacity on 4chan to actually take anger/hatred and focus it into actionable and impactful stuff./b/ used to have it with “raids” but those are long gone.I thought /pol/ still had it with the most recent “it’s okay to be white” flyers thing.I’m seeing a lot of impotent retards talking big with shit like>the gloves are off>they have no idea what they’ve donebut there’s no onus or initiative to actually fucking do anything over there.it’s fucking pathetic.
>>60937503Imagine unrionically crying about muh fascists on /biz/. Quite derailing the thread with your tranny political whining and go back.
>Candidates with separate full time employment seeking side work are NOT encouraged to apply, as this work will occasionally overlap regular working hours. Travel schedules (i.e. 1-2 weeks at a time away from contract work hours) are usually no problem.>Tech savvy recent retirees and stay-at-home parents are strongly encouraged to apply.I feel like vandalizing their business lmaoWhy can't these faggots just hire people normally?
>>60937519>Associate's degree required, Bachelor’s degree a plus.Actual insane people.
>>60937457/pol/ is the easiest place to troll if you feel like fucking with peopleotherwise its a fan fiction den for the mentally ill
>>60937508>I thought /pol/ still had it with the most recent “it’s okay to be white” flyers thing.That was like 8 years ago.
>>60937508>I’m seeing a lot of impotent retards talking big with shit like>>the gloves are off>>they have no idea what they’ve done>but there’s no onus or initiative to actually fucking do anything over there.>it’s fucking pathetic.bro gen z doesnt even go outside and you expect these people to start a civil war lmaogunko pop larpers love to talk big shit but theyre faggots who cant even afford to go shooting at a range because theyre all poorfags
>>60937533Yeah most of them are being priced out of fast food!
>>60937496>they were all ready for the racial war, posting their spread of guns in /k/ stylethat honestly feels like how a big chunk of conservatives are reacting to charlie, but I just know that most of them will never get off their ass>Then The Great Chimpout happened, and they collectively decided that the race war had to be postponedgeorge floyd was an ENTIRE summer of that shitwe even had the CHAZ over in seattlewe’re getting NONE of that shit for charlie>last time /pol/ was funny probablyidk what’s funny about /pol/ sitting on its ass. I just view it as obnoxious, but funny is probably a healthier reaction.I remember that time they spent a whole week thinking that some dam in china was going to break, and nothing happened.it’s such shit that fentanyl floyd can get a full summer of protests and we’re probably going to forget about this shit by the end of next week
>>60937497>>60937501>muh fascists>Said no libertarian everthat’s truesounds like some r*ddit cringe
>>60937507>otherwise it is just brainrotthat’s true, but I thought they could still run a raid or operation, unlike /b/it seems they’ve lost the spark for it too
>>60937289just drive to russia with it
sold my GALT position
stop bitching twink
>>60937523>easiest place to troll if you feel like fucking with peoplethat’s why I was thinking most lefty-pol threads were actually reverse psychology or something like that. I think there’s actually a fair amount that’s genuine.trolling DOES actually much better explain how much they’ve latched onto the mossad and ‘shooter actually isn’t found yet’ threads beyond all of the other evidence coming out.>otherwise its a fan fiction den for the mentally illI once saw a polish dude trying to prove the bible is true in some kind of objective manner, using only bible quotes. it was quite something.
The shitcoin I sold bulled up another 30%. Fuck me man. I want to make it, but I don't want to make it because I never buy enough of shit like OPEN or Shitcoin of the Week. That's like 20,000 dollars in potential profits I just kind of left on the table because I was scurred.
>>60937525>That was like 8 years ago.oh shit. huh.yeah, I guess they really have lost the capacity to do raids and operations.
>>60937533The golden age of /pol/ was 2011 when gen x and millennials teamed up to stop sopa-pipa. Even the oldest zip-zops were like 13 years old then.
>>60937533>bro gen z doesnt even go outside and you expect these people to start a civil war lmaoI mean they kinda just did exactly that over in nepal.old people have historically had more time on their hands for doing this kind of shit though. e.g. tea party, westboro baptist church abortion clinic protestsI’m not expecting zoomers, but it’s just so pathetic how they talk so big and empty and have ZERO constructive shit going on
>>60936018>Trump. His administration is going to be looking for blood,Trump does not care, he is transactional. He will happily do "deals" with those who want to kill him. He is not into revenge, he just looks forward to making another deal.
>>60937576Nepal is a very small country, and they also dont have a militarized population. Their government was basically just siphoning money from the general population to subsidize their own families rich lifestyle, them throwing their politicians into a river is fucking hilarious
>>60937568>teamed up to stop sopa-pipaI remember that.I thought that was some kony 2012 / reddit bullshit.the big net neutrality thing around 2014 was clearly big tech propaganda and astroturfing, rather than a true grassroots movement.
>>60937587>I thought that was some kony 2012 / reddit bullshit.How would you have possibly thought that was 2012 bullshit when it happened in december 2011?
Deposited 2000 bucks into Moomoo so I can trade more ipos, they better give me the 8.1% on uninvested cash for 1 month and 50 bucks in NVDA bonus like they promised, fucking chinese.
>>60937584it was allegedly zoomer led though, and it was actually quite fiery toothat’s what I’m wishing we could have for charlie
Gold breaking out against stonks
>>60937595and attack who? you can burnt down an ideology mate, the president doesnt even give a fuck anymore and has moved onamerica is a gigantic continent, it's mostly land, you cant unite the suburbs to drive their toyotas to no where
>>60937589I meant in that it wasn’t a 4chan-led movement.Kony 2012 was literally a marketing campaign.I’d bet sopa/pipa was astro turfed marketing just like net neutrality.
How my Dell bros doing? I just about doubled my money. Account is worth 15k now. If all goes well I might get to 25k this week.
>>60936487sell OTM or ATM cash-secured puts then
>>60937601>and attack who?trannies, ofcmaybe nogs and bluehairs too>you can burnt down an ideology mateno, but you can burn down seattle and san francisco>you cant unite the suburbs to drive their toyotas to no whereyou should be able to pull off something like a BLM protest or chimp outFFS, there was even the “No Kangs Protest”, which was a bunch of karens from god knows where materializing in a big field for the most nebulous purpose ever
>>60937603It was specifically because jews were trying to start a war in syria and censor the internet.
>>60937613>san franciscoSan Fran is less left wing than u think m8its full of rich technocrats
>>60937584>them throwing their politicians into a river is fucking hilariousbased
After the rate cuts this week, there will be government shut down talks as funding expires at month end. So be careful of the bull with a bear so near.
>>60937618>San Fran is less left wing than u think m8>its full of rich technocratsI’m on Blind, which is basically twitter for software engineersthere’s insanely high levels of cuckoldry fetishes, 1/3 literally have arranged marriages (per a poll that was ran), and there’s just a handful that have views that remotely resemble mine or what you’d find in /smg/pic related isn’t even filtered to san francisco.they’re a bunch of cucks.
>>60937625I should add we have been seeing a lot of news stories how September is a bad month for the markets and fund managers usually close out positions to lock in profits around this time for their October fiscal year close. Wednesday with the rate cuts may just be one of the highest trading volumes of the entire year because of this. Then it will crab or bear until November towards a Christmas rally.
>>60937637rich people are swingers, its more common than you think
>>60937649No, san francisco is full of swingers.cuckoldry is a weird ass fetish.at least half the shit you’ve posted has been flat out wrong or retarded.I’m just going to go spam bluesky with how we need to start lynching trannies.hmu if you need a bull to fuck your gf tho, faggot
i wish we'd let the chinese EVs into the US, i want car prices to tank so bad
>>60937665Well I for one can't afford the embedded iPad in my car.
I need to get my shit together and get myself a complementary job so that I can earn even more money.
>>60937679https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YqUxt0RgZUMI also like the one with the reversing front seats with a fold up table.
>>60937523thats literally part of the problem. there are hordes of people like you just "trolling for fun" drowning out anything remotely interesting and on topic
>>60937734mate ive been on this hellhole since /pol/ was called stormfront, it's always been a mix of people fucking with genuine mentally ill psychos, and mentally ill psychosits not my fault everyone born after the year 1990 is some sort of retard on the internet who cant tell theyre being fucked withj
Shut the fuck up
Is the RH credit card worth it?
>>60937755Get 4chan Gold so you can get the 4chan credit card
>>60937367because people always forget thatgreat company does not always mean great stock and vice versaSears is outperforming most of tech in the past 5 years
>>60937768What the fuck
>>60937755I use it, 3% on everything is nice. I don't go for the other bullshit rewards though. The one thing that busts my balls is that I cannot set autopay on the due date, only some weeks prior, so I schedule a payment manually every time because I'm not gonna lose that money market interest in the mean time.
>>60937367All insurance companies have been exploding. Münchener, Hannover. It's the (half)-decade of insurance companiesHere, recent US CPI: Look at car repair costs, 15% yoy, let's see what happens next to car insurance.
Where's the flag that runs movie night? Can we watch End of Watch (2012)?>>60937811Also, you have manually>redeemthe points every time, you cannot automate it. I make sure to do it immediately because, again, I'm not gonna miss out on that interest mufugga
>>60937734Well, me, I'm actually, genuinely demoralizing.
>>60937817is the pay good?
>>60937768how is it possible dillards stock performed like that? Who would know to buy that $25?
>>60937768Dillards?
>>60937740>born after the year 1990I see old fucks parroting shit that was said on pol years ago, it makes it's into their social media and from there into their personal politics
>>60937845it was part of the burry trio in 2020GME, BBBY, and DDSthe difference is DDS was actually profitable so they just keep buying back shares and outstanding shares goes down so obviously stock price goes up even if market cap goes flatbut short sellers were also in the stock coz brick & mortar + insiders just holding and choking the float + buying back more sharesive put GME back in my watchlist ever since they stopped their cashburn, i actually bought some shares a bit over $20 but sold again because i think other stuff will grow faster before gme is allowed to go up for real maybe 2027 (new console cycle), follow the institutional buying
>>60937859yes Sears thats right
>Dalio expects 10% of portfolios to have goldFuck you, Ray. 1%. At most.
>>60937839Shekels are a good hedge.
>>60937893the fact that gold is going up is bullish for everythingrising tidesome people with excess cash who probably wanted to buy gold will not buy as much gold anymore after it 2x'd and will instead just look back at companies that are still cheapive noticed a lot of my smallcaps had a big jump this week as people are rotating to lower hanging fruit that big wallstreet funds cant touch because they're too big for it
>>60936487You can always invest into corporate bonds or global equities if you want a little more risk without risking catching any downside of the US market, then whenever you feel better about the outlook start rotating some in.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/why-bitmine-immersion-technologies-stock-194818757.html>500 million dollars of efferiumsDynamix (ticker ETHM) has over 2.3 billion dollars of efferiums and is looking to acquire more and more.I swear more and more this HAS to pump, I will go fucking nuts if this spac merges and it doesn't absolutely go nuts.
>>60937768>checks wiki>sears and dillards have no relation>the last sears stores maintained by Lampert were closed this year
>>60937937sorry ive never actually been in dillards lol but it just looks like sears for southern usa to me
>>60937814thanks anon
>>60937845some companies are just good anon, look at dominos, papa johns, monster energy drink stock charts
>>60937914silver has been on a moon mission lately. every day i look its up more than gold
>>60937985few
>>60937985I dont know if you're paying attention but every type of asset is mooning. the dollar is crashing. Fucking ridiculous they will burn moeny before giving a single fucking penny to the working class. Nothing is worth owning or investing right now.
>>60937998yeah hard to imagine there being a proper bear party anytime soon. even as a eurocuck i feel it in the grocery store. the prices have doubled and you have to look carefully to not get scammed as the packages are often smaller too and new recipes too so they have less flavor than cardboard
Women owe me sex
>>60938013I dont see an off ramp. I think a good recession would be amazing for the economy but it's going to exclusively fuck over normal people
>>60938025This
GF shops for white males need to be established
>>60938039people have no manners these days. that place is clearly no toilet so no need to show your shitter.
>>60938039>tatted hagspoiled rape meat
>>60938045Imagine the seething from white women when they can see in real terms how the average Asian woman would be more expensive than the "pretty" white women (read: bitchy and entitled)
short googl
>>60938063>Hello>Oh hi mr. Anon, back so soon? I hope Bratty Sis 2000 did not give you any trouble>Yes im sorry, i'd like to make an exchange... She is very pretty but she regularly short circuits about her abusive dad and I can't manage to get her to cook a darn thing!>oh im terribly sorry, that is a popular model but sometimes sophisticated customers like yourself find it a bit lacking. Did you have your eye on anything else?>Ah, well I did read online you had the Trad Jap Waifu School Girl with breeding kink in stock, could I just swap these two out?>Of course Mr. Anon, that'll do. Im so happy I could resolve this. Come back and visit me soon!
>>60938078No, short eBay. With the de minimus tariffs there business is going to take a major hit.
>>60938086isn't that just people selling their used sex dolls? surely tarifs wont affect that much
Here's your trad red pilled authentic japanese underaged school girl gf with built in breeding kink and funny personality with the loving and caring trims installed and upgraded IQ servos
baker?I hardly know her!
>>60938100>img limit isnt 100wtf did you do frog?
>>60938100go away filthy phone poster
>>60938104Huh? Not sure what you meanWhat did I screw up now?
>have a great month>review my recorded cash I either have on hand or will have on hand in the future>realize somehow I recorded that I have 2000 'ghost' dollars that don't exist>usually keep meticulous transactions, subtract all bills paid to keep the numbers correctI have no idea how this fucking happens.Now I feel worse about fumbling an extra 12k last month, OPEN stock this week/month, other shit this week, fucking up some ipos by not understanding how RH ipos work.
I did the thing of baking>>60938113>>60938113koko>>60938113
>>60938104150
>>60938107Nevermind. After re-re evaluating it's only about 700 'ghost' dollars but it's still annoying to keep having this problem where I've got less money than I thought and makes the fumbled trades hurt a lot more. If I had 200k like I should have, I probably wouldn't care about 700 or 2000 missing dollars.
>>60937972>some companies are just good anonthe company looked like it was dying, based on stock price, then it started to turn around and then it mooned. Dillards? what kind of name is Dillards for high end products?
>>60938039is that the hgraf anal beads girl?
>>60938152bro those beads were shit.
>>60937133FNMA
>>60938078
>>60937264it starts with a circumsision followed by a bar mitzvah
