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should i invest in japanese language courses at a university?
Jeff wants you back at work early Monday.
>>60941054Are you going to Japan to work there or minimum to at least bang a japanese chick? Then yes.
just crossed 750k net worth
>>60941054Minime, in discenda lingua Latina investire debes
>>60941064From gains or losses?
>>60941068Losses obviously, I have yet in all my years here see someone turn a profit.>>60941064Congratulations
>>60941068
>>60941075Congratulations! Thats very nice!
>>60941095what a bunch of shit
>>60941098lol, guess they pay a divvy at least. cracker barrel and scholastic were at least present in my youth.
Would anyone here buy gold mining companies? I think I read here that it's a good way to lose money.
>>60941145FFMGF looks OK but i'm buying NXDR
>>60941145On the next big dip, sure, but they've been going straight up for a while right now. Miners in general perform much better than gold when gold is going up, but much worse than gold when gold is going down. If choosing specific companies, you need some experience because you can easily lose all your money with a bad pick as they are either literally mining money or nothing.
>>60941145Trust the plan
Apparently these are what playplaces are now in current year. Bullish for MCD?
>>60941179Probably better than letting your kid jump into a ballpit full of hidden HIV infected hypodermic needles
>>60941179
Are you plan trusting, anon?
>>60941179They retired Ronald Macdonald the clown so we would get a fucking box with eyes?
henlo mr jeromepls bring back de minimis exemptionmy hoobys are very expensive nowi just want to play with my toysthank u mr jerome
>>60941209damn i was going to make this post to mister jerome toowithout de minimis i can't get trance cds from euro anymore
>>60941209>de minimis exemptionLaughs in eBay stock price!
>futures
>>60941232Is this supposed to be green or red? It doesn't look crab.
>>60941209>>60941213buy american you commies
>>60941209Mr jerome, kill them all
>>60941232slightly green irrationally on no news
>>60941243american trance isnt' as good as dutch trance
this >>60941249 meant for >>60941239
>>60941243i unironically have to buy from ebay resellers in the US now cause its cheaper than importing
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
>/biz/ shills a shitcoin>put 230 bucks in it>up 40 bucks>it dumps>down 70 bucksGreat board, great people.
>>60941054>1600 a class so you can be a weeabooSure why not.
>>60941075Dude has 300k in gains in 5 months. Pure NVIDIA portfolio.
>>60941155Pitch me on NXDR, I want to throw 10k on it
>>60941155NXDR better not be a scam, NXDR shill. I know where you live.
>>60941288>crying about shitcoins in /smg/Wrong thread retard.
>>60941288you bought JeetScamCoin too?
>>60941293Could be minors
oOF!>‘Underwater’ car trade-ins are at a 4-year high>About 26.6% of trade-ins toward new car purchases had negative equity in the second quarter of 2025That figure is up slightly from 26.1% in the first quarter of the year, and the highest it’s been in the last four years>The average amount owed on upside-down loans in the second quarter was $6,754, down slightly from the prior quarter’s $6,880>In the second quarter of 2025, 84-month auto loans comprised of 21.6% of new auto loans, up from 19.2% the quarter priorhttps://www.cnbc.com/2025/09/14/underwater-car-trade-ins-are-at-a-4-year-high-what-that-means-when-buying-a-new-vehicle.html
>>60941293TQQQ, UPRO. No niggervideo since May last year
>>60941288bears make moneybulls make moneypigs get slaughteredyou had over 10% in the bag lil bro
What are the chances TSLA goes back to $300 this month? It seems like these big spikes don't usually last.
>>60941145>it's a good way to lose money.correct. Watch the move Gold with Matthew McConhenney, 2016 I think.
>>60941317That's why you invest in the royalty streaming corps.
we're going to rug on wednesday no matter what happens aren't we
>>60941305Which miners.
>>60941313The point of a shitcoin is that it goes 10x. Otherwise it has no reason to exist. This one was also shilled as being something that was developed by a Coinbase employee, so it was assumed a listing would come in the future.
>>60941317I wish it was 2016.>>60941319What does "rug" mean in this context? We have one red day, maybe two?
>>60941319Yes.>historically a cut now means recession coming = dump>no cut now means debt house of cards collapses = dumpMarkets are fucked either way.
>>60941322the point of a shitcoin is to rug retards like you
Hey guys, I really need a big win. My friends piece of shit husband is going to jail for a long time and she wont be able to afford to take care of her son. I need to make 40k more moneys to put a downpayment on a 2 bedroom house so he can come live with me until she gets back up on her feet, which could take years (shes on the hook for over 50k in medical bills caused by aforementioned shit husband). Ive got 60k in my brokerage in cash. If anyone can give me some good puts or calls thatll print big time, Id really appreciate it. Her son is big time depressed and I want to make him happy again, hes like a son to me.
>>60941319>>60941325Precious metals and precious metal accessories will pump.
would /o/ ever sell assets for a car, or how much would you reccomend you make to afford the car?I'm seriously thinking of selling some NVDA or BTC to get a corvette. I'm 30 so this may just be a mid-life crisis idk. I need to get a gf and i'm not gonna attract any zoomers with my 2000 accord beater.
>>60941336fuck, I asked /o/ but they're being gay about it. what would you do /smg/?
>>60941336if a girls into you for your car or your money she's for the streets, move to thailand and bang hookers, cheaper than the divorce
>>60941341Literally fucking kill yourself.
>>60941353hopefully jamal will thank you when he comes back into her life
>>60941353eat shit jawn, you're no bull, nut in another bitch and cut your losses, dont catch a falling knife
Alright bois, im gonna hit you up with a potential 100x.Defense holdings.https://www.defenceplc.com/#our-solutionsUK combat AI developer. CEO is former UK military and has ties to nato. All of the company is staffed with ex spec ops and has zero (0) jeets. Only traded in the London stock exchange. Recently launched cooperation with nvdia and other us ai companies. Basically, get in here, NOW.
>>60941232Women live such silly lives
>>60941328lmao@urlife
>>60941319Nope
>>60941358>>60941359Not sure why both you retarded honkies think Im simping or the dad is black. We're all asian. And she is my cousin by marraige, im not tryna hit. Shes not my type. I basically raised that boy and he takes after me, calls me uncle. I dont have any plans on getting a woman or having kids myself. Is it really so hard to believe theres good people in the world who want to do good for others? What a shit outlook on life. Go suck start a shotgun.
>>60941328Is this a joke? You really are going to gamble that money to make the down payment on a house for a tramp with a kid that isn't yours?? Just put it in SOXL and be patient.
>>60941328>guaranteed_replies.tiff
>>60941372>Not sure why both you retarded honkies think Im simping or the dad is black. because you're simpingand the dad is black
>>60941320They're all up close to 100% in the last year
>>60941375Its my money, I can gamble with it if I want. And shes not a tramp, she just ended up having a husband that got into drugs (meth) after they got together and he ended up putting 2 people in the hospital after driving while blitzed out of his skull.
>>60941318>you invest in the royalty streaming corps.which ones? I saw MTA go from $0.2 to $12, when is the next moon shot royalty stock
>>60941383reddit is that way ->
>>60941378>cant readAre you inbred?
>>60941323>I wish it was 2016.The movie was 2016.
>>60941372>I basically raised that boy and he takes after me, calls me uncleYour fucking asian, everyone calls each other uncle and aunt all that shit regardless of relations. You know how many Asian chicks I have banged that have some uncle or aunt they are complaining about that aren't even related. If there is anything I know from the pillow talk Asian women have given me is that you are more than likely getting played for a sucker or a chump or something to that effect. I feel sorry for you Asian bros, your women are ruthless opportunists.
>>60941336>to get a corvettedont waste your money. You can not use a fast car on the street without risking killing some kid or old lady, getting tickets, causing wrecks. You want to race and go fast? Get into go kart racing. Those things turn so sharp your neck will hurt. Or, get motocross bike or road bike and learn to actually race on a track.
>>60941372>Go suck start a shotgun.put some more ketchup on your pizza mate. "we're all asian but need money for a house" - just build a fucking shack? what are you doing here. you can buy a place anywhere in fucking asia for 60k tf you on aboutrent them a fucking house if you give a shit or let them live with you. if you won't do that, you don't care enough, maybe rent is worth it if the kid can mine some gold of uranum for u?>honkiestake ur kitchen knife and fall on it you failed femboy. even philadelphia is whiter than you, maybe go to reddit with your liberal PC bullshit
>>60941389nopethat would explain why you want to raise jamals son tho
>>60941323Rug, means they pull the rug out from underneath you. Bye bye money.
>>60941394>>60941399>>60941400You people are actually deranged fucking retards. Nobody is simping here. Shes not taking advantage of me. She literally hasnt even asked me for help at all, I was going to buy a house and offer to look after him. I live in a studio so he cant live here with me. She doesnt have a job and now has to get one because her pos husband spent all their money on meth and his obsession with pimping out his car. Shes devastated and we've known each other our entire lives and I want to help her.
>>60941385Honestly couldn't say. Everything is so highly valued at this point I'm leery about joining in.
>>60941405thats what a simp is lil' broyou do it to urself
>>60941336Well the point of making it is to eventually sell the stocks to buy stuff you want, but a good Honda seems a better choice. I like the CR-V.
>>60941406>Honestly couldn't say.then why are you telling me to buy royalty companies?
>>60941407Kill yourself.
>>60941405>She doesnt have a job and now has to get one because her pos husband spent all their money on meth and his obsession with pimping out his car. Sounds like their dad is one step ahead of you and has a pimpin car for him and his family to live in and there is nothing you can do with all your money about it, cuck.
bros the police in my town just went nutstheyre going crazy with the sirensis something happening?is this the big one?check the futures please
>>60941410
>>60941412There are online police radios. Look up your town.
>>60941411>cant readThe car is totaled and he is in fucking jail, going to prison for years. If youre just trolling, 2/10, made me reply. If you actually think this way, I feel bad for you. Your views are that of a developmentally disabled perma-online neckbeard autist.
>>60941416i'm busy watching slop content on YT though
i unironically like Buy Now, Pay LaterI make a reasonable living, i have "fun money" i can spend on collectibles and stuff i want, i have a credit card and super high credit, but i dont want to eat 100-200 dollars in one go, the fact I can spread it out for 2 months is awesome. Credit Cards close within less than 30 days, chunking away at a purchase and paying only 1/4th the purchase up front is great.Yes I know, financing food for it memes etc, that's actually insane, and horribly tragic.But eating take out is fucking expensive in general and people funding Uber and Doordash with their insane fees are retarded and a lost cause in general
>>60941405>ho ching shau dem shau shing slar py faiv dowwayou're giving money to someone who has blown to it all you fucking retard, this is smg, we are here to MAKE money, not give away generational wealth. put that shit in ETFs its 2mil by retirement, yet "your feelings" mean you have to bail her out, if the kid isn't yours kys thinking this. if it is, let him stay in the fucking studio, beats a halfway house you dipshitwelcome to reality, and as the other guy said, maybe go beg on reddit - if you can see the URL bar. if you want 50% gains in days you need gambles, I gave you one, if you're too fucking stupid to gamble on the market selling the news buy a shotgun and put them and yourself out of your collective rice-flavored misery, its the only possible way you'll make money and i give it 15% odds
>>60941336>>60941408>posting in a stock market thread for auto purchase advice to get laidwhat a retard
>>60941420>cant readIM NOT GIVING MONEY TO ANYONE YOU FUCKING RETARD. IM BUYING MYSELF A FUCKING HOUSE. HOLY SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING DUMB CUNTS, ARE YOU HUFFING GASOLINE?
>>60941422calm down, chang
>>60941417Sounds like despite all the meth he is still smarter than you>years living tax and rent free in prison with 3 meals and a bunk>state or a cuck raises his kid>final fuck you to tramp ex wife who is stringing on some asian cuck that posts in /smg/>has a bitchin car waiting for him when he gets out and a son who will always call him dadThis guy is based as fuck because even when he is losing he is still beating you.
>>60941421While the getting laid part is frivolous. A car is the second major purchase people make after a house. It can make or break you. There are even techniques out there that say to move to an area you can be car free just to boost retirement savings so you can retire way early.
>>60941426>>60941430Kill yourselves.
>>60941328Let them move in with you. In no time she will own your ass and you will have to pay child support until the kid is 18 and you will pay all of her expenses for the rest of your life. Think I am joking. Do it. Find out.
>>60941409Great question. It's because the initial post I responded to was mentioning Gold starring matthew mcconnohuey which is about a gold prospector losing his ass (I assume in the context of the original comment) therefore I recommended investing in royalties because they hold much less risk since they have multiple income streams and aren't all in on a single project.
>>60941448Im only taking the kid. She can fend for herself if she gets a job, she just wouldnt have enough money to give the kid a good life. I have the money and the time to take care of the kid, I just need a house.
>>60941452>I recommended investing in royaltiesI tried that years ago, it sucked ass. I made good money on tech stocks.
Lmao I bet this methed out asian is a total giga chad that has a large sized hog despite being Asian and totally has our token Asian /smg/ poster cucked hard and down bad. Not going to lie, I was expecting a lot more from our token asian poster but he is reddit tier levels of cucked. Poor guy but it's fucking hilarious because it makes sense.
>>60941457this is next level simping
>>60941457>Im only taking the kidyes, yes you are. all expenses for the future. And guess who mom is, who get to pull the kid back anytime she wants, and you still get to pay for the kid. Do it and find out.
>>60941468>>60941465You people make biz worse than reddit. Kill yourselves.
>>60941473>You people make biz worse than reddit. Kill yourselves.I thought that was the jannies.
>>60941363What exactly is the bull thesis here
>>60941473yes reddit is more tolerant of simping you'll have a much better time there
>>60941328>>60941405>>60941457>>60941473Lol, lmao even The absolute state of /smg/
>>60941490>>60941493Kill yourselves.
>>60941479Wrong ticker my brother
>>60941439Stfu you reading comprehension challenged AI slop posting faggot.
>>60941495you're setting a bad example for your bvlls son
>>60941473Let me remind you there is no "c" in /smg/ for cuckholding and /smg/ has no room for scraps in its scrapbook. There is one thing I do know for sure, Asian anon, and it's that you are no longer welcome here at our social club.
how do i long "more americans will be in prison"??
>>60941504>>60941503Kill yourselves.
>>60941497What I posted was from their latest annual report
>>60941499Do you consider everything to be AI slop now? I first read about the early retirement technique in this book: How to Live Well Without Owning a Car
>>60941507prep the bvll
>Dollar is still crashingI just bought a Pokemon card, Giratina V 186/196 Alternate Art PSA 10 for $2500 on Ebay, am I good for a hedge against a stock market crash?
>>60941515Kill yourself
>>60941506https://finance.yahoo.com/news/12-best-prison-law-enforcement-161158411.html
>>60941412nonothing is happening
>>60941540ok thx
>>60941513It's not even funny how much a poverty trap owning a car really is. There was a story a year ago about a nigger with 440 credit who called some auto seller up and had taken out a loan for 15k as down payment for a 100k autoloan on a dodge hellcat. This happened a year ago and is hella levels of crazy nigger tier stupid.
>>60941548he's lying he's a fed about to raid your house for cp
>>60941550Now it is probably hard to find a car free city that is cheap enough to be worth retiring to.
>>60941516That art is shit, it's so fucking busy it's hard to tell what you're looking at. But yeah probably a good buy since pokemon is somehow getting more popular as time goes on.
>>60941559>>60941550https://youtu.be/BQDZ1FuKof8?si=PxgSVPvmDIkY8kcZYou can skip to the part where the nigger gets offended when the autoseller suggested against what he wanted to do.
>>60941559thankfully japanese cities are dirt cheap and no foreigners outside of tokyo/oosaka
>>60941054Roulette would be a better investment
>>60941519
>>60941516>>60941561I've always liked Digimon over Pokemon, myself. I have a bunch of sealed Magic, but I don't have any exposure to Pokemon. I'm a bit worried that with the latest UB Spiderman set in Magic, people are going to realize collector boxes aren't free money.WotC has been doing short print runs for a lot of the newer premium product and nobody can get it, and prices are insane, and now it's been flowing into older product (read: any collector box). It's not going into vintage sealed or singles, unfortunately
>Japan 20 year yields hits 1999 peak>https://youtu.be/G9d0ejlY_pg?si=YbkA0JDqL2Uz9I8O
>>60941656Its fine, Powell's going to cut
>>60941674He needs to cut by 100 bps at least, any lower is pathetic
>>60941674sorry, best i can do is a double rate hike
>>60941708>WOAH BLACK BETTY
>>60941708Given the unemployment rate has barely changed I don't see why they even need to do 25 basis, but certainly they aren't doing 50.
>>60941717So the 900k+ downward job revision is meaningless?
>>60941708>Financial pain and suffering will continue indefinitely. Corporations and consumers will simply need to tighten their belts. We (meaning you) will have to get through this time of economic darkness for the greater good.
>>60941722It's already been priced in.
Hehe, line go up, just keep buying~
>Universal basic income piloting in several countries already>Fiat expected to collapse entirely by 2030Bros how do I invest into this before its too late?
>>60941722>MUH REVISED 6 MILLION JOBLESSYes. Rigged numbers are meaningless.
>>60941733become a miner attracted personpms go up
>>60941722They probably messed up that number also. Regardless stocks tend to rally when they announce lay offs.
>>60941733>>Universal basic income piloting in several countries alreadyThis has been going on for years and the ones that finished those pilots admitted that it was a failurenot gonna happen
>>60941731credit and leverage is a good thing if you use it responsiblybeing completely allergic to debt is retarded
>>60941799>This has been going on for years and the ones that finished those pilots admitted that it was a failureWrong, many were successful, it is just impossible to scale these to be larger.
>>60941809The largest one (in Finland) failed drastically for obvious reasons
>>60941736VGZniggers when do we stop mooning?
>>60941293i had similar gains and i didnt buy nvda, i had ai dashcams insteadhonestly it worked out but it was pretty fucking stupid to sell my index ETFs during liberation day to buy more ai dashcamsim never doing that againgood night, i stayed up to finish my excel sheet one last time for one last time shillposting outside smg coz i want to trim more shares and i need some exit liquidity lol (not gonna do that to smg tho im not shilling the ticker anymore)
>>60941813Its supposed to raise living standards and leisure for workers to pursue other goals. Of course it isn´t going to lead to more employment lol.
>>60941519Thats crazy I have never seen anyone want to cuck themselves this bad. You should probably just head over to reddit.
>>60941841Pretty based desu
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>>60941336I am an /o guy myself if I may say so. Buying a car to attract a woman will netyou a relationship you both don’t want. You both know you are acting nigger rich. You want the chick who knows you commute to work and groceries with a clapped out Honda. Plus unless you meet a die-hard Chevy chick, she wont know the difference between your 2025 ZR1 or your 2019 ZR1.The ONLY way to approach this issue if you absolutely must get into a maintenance nightmare (by cost of exclusive Corvette parts only and interval of maintenance) is put your money into exclusivity or rarity. Cars by their very nature are deep depreciators through the first 7-8 years since new and generally don’t stabilize in resale price until the 8-10 year mark.Sure…a corvette but really the only one that will do is a ZR1 for resale value. I assume you will garage park this? You will have to keep logs of all the maintenance records and use Chevy/OEM parts. Plus you sign on to keeping the car bone stock from the showroom floor.You can squeeze more value down the road by going with rare exterior/interior color combos.If you are not tracking this car, then get the convertible 3LZ w/ the ZTK Track Package in an exterior color like the Competition Yellow with the 10-spoke carbon wheels, matched color calipers to the body, Competition seatsw/color seat belts and any of the custom interior colors and the carbon steering wheel.Plus people like all the extra gizmos and extras that come along with the car like trunk organization, floor matts and other Corvette bits and bobs.Though once you are said and done you are around $250k. Or you buy a five year old model that some Dr. bought off the floor and did all the maintenance for you while being hit with the depreciation and maintenance intervals and you get it at 30-40% less.
>>60941336Get a fucking dodge hellcat!
>>60941497So, is this the British Palintir?
>PWEASE COME BACK KOREA-SANKWAB
absolute dogshit earnings week.gm.reminder to invest in porsche shorts.this is the safest play of the year.
>>60941954Why? I was considering a long position.Chinese are good at lower cost modern car but nothing beats European premium
> GDXJ> SILJI'M FUCKING RUINEDWHY DID I FALL FOR THE MINERS MEME
I'm starting to get nervous at how my China ETF pumps on bad news. The goal was always to hold for 30 years but this is giving me bubble vibes. Should I sell?
>Multidrug-Resistant Fungus Spreading Rapidly In Europe: ECDCAnother plandemic happening, I going giga bear mode
Buy ALRT. now. Generational wealth opportunity.
>>60941954i live near a local porsche factory, they are already laying off a lot of workers. they are already producing for next years orders, because actually no one buys their dogshit EVscomparing Q2 25 to Q2 24, its really telling by how much their sales have shrunk.with BYD planning to open hundreds of stores in the EU, european EV are dead.
>>60942026>>60941968wrong quote woops
Yo, why is niggervidia shitting blood in premarket?
>>60942027Where have all the incels gone to?
>>60942037I'm right here
>>60941927who took over the account. that honestly sounds nothing like him
>>60942034AI bubble on the verge of exploding louder than Dot Com did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7AIM BUYING
3X NVIDIA RIGHT NOW.YES OR NO? WAIT UNTIL MARKET OPENS?
Powell is not cutting, he's holding out one more month. I solded.
>>60941731Market is down 3% YTD because the dollar rugged, should have bought gold.
H-he was right.
>>60942096No cut is pretty much the only thing that can save my puts at this point.
>>60942026My time horizon is 30 years, I don't think it's that bad. Great brand with waiting lines dancing on the edge of the upper middle class. Way better margins than normal cars and European immigration will increase the divide between rich and poor. Bullish.
FUCK YOU CHINAhttps://finance.yahoo.com/news/china-finds-nvidia-violated-antitrust-081147850.html
>>60942131Nvidia = Enron, Cisco, Nortel, IBM, etc. kek
Thinking of buying $5000 in Adobe shares today. The market is retarded and doesn't realize AI is a nothingburger for their income.
What are the Chances tesla dumps today99%?
>>60941322Bro you gambled on a shitcoin. There is no one to blame but yourself. Retards like you, who chase easy 10x's deserve to lose money.
>>60941209no. because you are retarded greater forces need to be used to stop you from supporting china
>>60942142AI may not go anywhere substantial, but at the very least it's going to replace Adobe photoshop.
>>60942134Demand for processing power will go to zero in two more weeks.
>>60941331literally been crashing hard along with cryptos
>>60942153The people that use AI for image editing aren't the ones that would purchase Photoshop. AI is useless at 90% of the things professionals use Photoshop for.
>>60942158So all that money going to ai just for chatgpt and anime porn?
>>60942156>gold PLUMMETS to just 10k
>>60941426lmaoooooooo
>>60941813mm yes political reasons from the party of morons that always comes to crash the economy. a recession always comes when kokoomus is in the lead. kinda like how one is coming now that the republicans are shitting things up in the usa
>NVDA craters>TSLA 403Can we agree that this market is just alternating pump and dumps?
Market is going to crab till Wednesday, so the only play is spx butterfly spreads for today and tommorow.
>>60942202excuse me, now it's 407 in a matter of seconds
>>60942208409,6
>>60942097Not here, my line is green and going up.
>>60942212>Update412,6
>>60942217Which line are you looking at?
>>60941363I don't want to hold GBP.
>>60942220>415,7
>>60942161> goldI'M BLEEDING FUCKING MONEYIT KEEPS GOING DOWN AND WON'T STOP!WHAT THE FUCK!!!
>>60942239powells double rate hike hit the jew hedge funds and they know we're going into deflationshouldve trusted me when i told you
>>60942222Blue or Green
>420BLAZE IT
it can still become a black monday
>424What are these retards pumping TSLA like this? As if people weren't already arguing about this being a bubble
im closing my eur/usd the usd basterd bankers will reverse it anyway
Wagies without at least a 6 fig portfolio should get banned for shitposting
Retard anon here, just got approved for margin and thinking about blowing up my accountI'm looking at selling options because I've lost on 99% of my own option buys and holds to expiry so I wanna do the opposite nowIf I sell out of the money weeklies what happens if worst case scenario the underlying pumps and the call options get exercised? I just have to buy shares, which are then already technically in the profit because a) it went above the strike and b) I collected premium on the call option anyway. Is there some catch i don't understand?
>>60942202wheres the news? wheres the analyst comments?
>>60941045N
>>60942255what about neets with 3 figs
>>60942260neets are superior beings and dont have any restrictions
all green all week
China obviously figured out the way to replace Nvidia’s completely.
>>60942256The catch is that you miss 100% of the profits above your strike priceIf your $20 stock gets called at $25 and the price goes to $50 you make $5>>60942260If you're below 6 figs all you need to do is get a minimum job and mow lawns after work and on the weekends. Is that so hard?I fucking hate poor people... lazy, smell bad, live outside means
>>60942268When you’re done foaming around your mouth, go cut the grass behind the shed.
>>60942268make sure to pay your taxes wagie my neetbux dont pay for themselves
>>60942268Sorry I am actually extra retarded, I mean selling OOTM call options and not holding the underlying. I think I confused myself. What actually happens when you're short on an OOTM call option and it closes, let's say in theory, .01 ITM? I get exercised for... Selling the contract? So now I'm short, or what?
>>60942148Nvidia was an easy 10x. You're just one of the people here who sit in crabstocks too afraid to try for the real thing that boomers had.
>>60941325IF /smg/gers are bearish, nothing will happen.
>>60941336>30>mid life>Midlife refers to the transitional period between young adulthood and old age, typically spanning from about 40 to 60 years oldSerious question, why are people so fucking stupid now?
>>60941421/smg/ has very little useful advice in finding stocks that will pump, in fact when the market is bulling upwards relentlessly the dorks in this thread usually picks crabstocks that go up 5% a year when boomers, actual boomers, buy shit like nvidia and pltr.
>teslayoooooooooo whats going on??
>>60942301Absolute retardation
The following weeks every time I add to my nvda stack:>nvidia broke antitrust law>something CHYNA>bearish tariffs headlines>Trump tweet about taiwan>influenza kills entire R&D department>chip plant explodes
I missed the dip on NVDA at 173, can it please go back?
>>60942320retails gonna shit the bed at open it'll drop below 170 because they dont realize its a political ploy nothingburger
>>60942313reuters says musk buys tesla stocks
>>60942252>>60942202Do you guys hate Musk on a personal level, or are you not doing any research?Forget all of the positive developments recently and just think about what we *haven't* heard - a major accident involving robotaxi. The longer that doesn't happen, the more confident investors get. Not only have they not had any accidents, they're expanding and going on highways, which the competition cannot do.
>>60941927No one did and it sounds just like him. Mutts might even be on the hook for damages for breach of contract. They were there legally and were humiliated, probably some got hurt as well.
>>609422773 things happen:1. You're now short because you sold something you don't have2. A part of your portfolio becomes collateral against the short, chosen by your broker based on the implied volatility of your holdings and the equity you've shorted3. Your broker calls your collateralized shares because they have no confidence in your ability to manage the cluster fuck of a portfolio you've willingly constructed
>>60942335its the insane pe and underperforming their competitorsim far more bullish on his private companies
should i take profit on tesla? this pump cant go on for ever
>>60941179who else itt used to stare at pillars with LED lights as a kid? That was always my shit when I was younger.
>>60942335wtf do you mean, there recently were 2 crashes with TSLA into motorway policeman who were on motorcycles trying to regulate the street.
SCHD up bigly
>>60942365>>60942335Sorry, in the last two weeks it only was once. Nevermind the pattern. It was what you would call an "Einzelfall".
>>60942268as a scandicuck its really not that easy or even worth it. people are government bootlickers and demand receipts for everything and keep the stasi heritage alive and well so working even if you find something becomes a net negative
>>60941209your 30 years-old apu, you're too old for toys.>>60941213>without de minimis i can't get trance cds from euro anymorenow, that's fucked-up. Tariffs are now cancelled, and everyone gets a full refund. Also rates are now 10%, because this economy needs to cool the fuck down. thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>60942341>its the insane peNothing's too insane in this post-Palantir world.>underperforming their competitorsAre you comparing them to all automakers, or other EV makers? And are you jusy comparing auto sales, rather than all the other businesses Tesla is in?Has anyone other than possibly the Chinese made any money on EVs? Who is expanding their EV programs rather than pulling back or cancelling them outright? Who has their own vertically integrated robotaxi?>im far more bullish on his private companiesThat I can understand. But that's partly justification for buying Tesla. It's one of the few ways for the public to participate in the ecosystem of those companies. I mean, Tesla is going to ask shareholders whether they should invest in xAI in the next proxy.>>60942365That didn't involve robotaxis.Do you feel Ford stock should go down every time an F-150 kills someone?
>>60942335remind me how much a 100 dollar random bump to the stock price increases the market cap
>>60942340Well my brokerage doesn't let me short options without having the cash to buy the underlying or holding it, so I'm not technically short and my equity gets holded "just in case". But if I'm now short on a contract I sold a premium on, aren't I still in the profit if I just buy the underlying at the strike anyway? Sorry I'm just trying to understand how this works because it seems like selling OOTM weekly calls is basically a no-lose proposition and big brained vs shorting the underlying
>>60942370up almost a fifth of what it lost on friday>>60942385i was talking about their abysmal self driving, but auto in general, without the subsisidies its DOA>But that's partly justification for buying Tesla.this is next level retarded there is quite literally zero effect, just become an accredited investor and buy private equityof forge or hiive, they arent subsidiaries they're separate entities
>>60942385Yes, if the reason lies in a tool/component that is part of every or most F-150 and bears the risk for repetition (costs) and/or the need for exchange (costs). There's a reason cars get called back and faulty AI-selfdriving should not be an exception.
>>60942371Don’t worry, based Drumpf has already confirmed this to be fake news spread by evil libtards to undermine MAGA Musk. Hail Kirk!
>>60942400k
>>60942335>Not only have they not had any accidentslmao they have a person in every "robotaxi" with a finger on the emergency stop button.
>>60942370Another 6 months you may hit April's highs
>>60942392There is an entire subreddit dedicated to what you're describing called thetagang. Read up on why it's retarded, plenty of documentation out there.
Musk puts $1 into Tesla stock. Gets $1000 back. Shareholders actually happy about this... lol lmao
historically is rate cut bullish and rise bearish?
>>60941045Why did the NYT need 5 Jews and nonwhites/women to write a clickbait article about how "maybe possibly distantly" "someone" "some investor" is buying tariff refund rights?
>>60942424yeah no reason for him not to take it to the moon
>>60941736kek, good one anon >>60941740
>>60942393>just become an accredited investorYou're right. They should all eat cake too.>>60942396>without the subsisidies its DOAWe shall see. The Q4 numbers will be interesting. But there is a contingent of people who are betting on robotaxi becoming a far bigger business than direct car sales in the US, based on cost per mile and cost of ownership. It's sort of like the owning a home vs renting debate.Where taxi cost is already cheap, like China, Tesla is still selling well, so that's not a concern for them there. >and faulty AI-selfdriving should not be an exception.In the immediate, we aren't judging self driving tech by whether it's perfect, but whether it's better than human driving. We are getting to the point where they are at least safer. And the thing is, scale would make robot cars exponentially safer. That should be figured into your cost analysis.
> gold and silverwe are so backwe end the day +3% easy
TSM has zero pep but somehow you always end up deep into green if you hold it long enough
>>60942436no they should eat less cakethey are too fat to work in the mines alreadyinvesting in something unrelated because its owned by the same person is the kind of stupid money decision that keeps you pooralso get your series 7 bruv you dont even need 1MM
>>60942053>T-Trump's account has been c-compremisedNope. He fucked up and he's bitching out as usual.KWABWABABB
>>60941325Sounds like a great time to buy my first Satoshis>my face when I should have done so six years ago>my face when listened to my naysaying family instead>mfw they all dead now>mfw no face
>rate cuts are this week
>>60942484*hikes
So let's see if I get this straight.Quantitative easing is completely unrelated to fiscal policy. Under no circumstances does the federal reserve ever EVER finance government spending. But that aside, QE is meant to boost aggregate demand. Aggregate demand consists of consumption, investment, government spending and net exports. Did you notice something here? Aggregate demand is composed of government spending. QE is meant to boost aggregate demand, hereunder government spending being one of the things it indirectly facilitates. I'm supposed to think it's some type of accident that the feds finance government spending? That fiscal policy and monetary policy are completely separate and apart, while the main and sole intention of QE is to boost aggregate demand? There's a clear overlap going on, here. Is it just pure coincidence that the feds giving extra reserves to financial institutions and that these very same financial institutions then go ahead and purchase government bonds, indirectly financing government spending, and thus, affecting fiscal policy?
>Elon Musk isn't waiting for Tesla shareholders to approve a new pay package to scoop up more of the company's shares. The longtime leader of the company bought about $1 billion in Tesla shares, he disclosed Friday. Earlier this month, the company asked shareholders to approve a pay package that would land the executive chunks of stock worth $1 trillion if the company meets certain targets. The package is intended to keep Musk's attention on Tesla following a period in which Tesla shares and sales were hurt by the executive's entrance into politics.>$1 trillion pay packageWhat the fuck? Are Tesla shareholders the biggest cucks in the world? Am I understanding this correctly: they want to dilute the stock 1$ trillion to pay musk and his friends? They even get so turned on by this idea that they pump the stock even more.
> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH >"The big Trade Meeting in Europe between The United States of America, and China, has gone VERY WELL! It will be concluding shortly. A deal was also reached on a “certain” company that young people in our Country very much wanted to save. They will be very happy! I will be speaking to President Xi on Friday. The relationship remains a very strong one!!! President DJT"lol, TIKTOK?
>>60942508QE is just a continuation of the Wall Street bailouts of the great recession. >>60942509Yes Tesla shareholders are basically eating Musk shit at this point and happy about it.
>>60942508>Under no circumstances does the federal reserve ever EVER finance government spending.
Seen people shilling an Ethereum treasury now, BNMR, crazy how hard these shits get shilled but no one has ever been able to explain why its a better buy than buying the underlying.
>>60942512Basically the market pumps for the 100x time on China and ratecuts and all
>>60942509it's an incentive package. he gets trilly if he gets tesla to $8t market cap
>>60942508You just figured out why the (((Federal Reserve))) is a scam and completely irrelevant to you and I, but totally relevant to (((them))). Rinse, wash, repeat but by the sweat off your back while you get the “privilege” of paying taxes on literally every aspect of life and finances.
>enlonged cock buys 100 billion Tesla stock>Tesler pumps to 8 gorillion market cap>Elong gets paid 1 trillion dollarsChat is this legal
>>60942508Monetary policy and fiscal policy are directly correlated as you've showcased in the post anyway.It's during QE's that governments run the largest deficits, the central bank holds a vast amount of government treasuries and the remittances to the Treasury are at its highest.
>>60942508Yes. It's also ok if inflation stays above 2% for a longer time, it does not need to go below 2%. But if it went below 2% (imagine Covid - til now, but reversed), well then that's something entirely different and something has to be done about it.
>>60942544this idea that inflation needs to be at 2% or lower and wages just need to stagnate for eternity is insaneI saw some pundit talking about how inflation is likely going to raise because wages are increasing oh nowhat a nightmaremeanwhile back in the 80s and 90s
>>60942548Are you asking for greater wealth distribution via higher wages, you darn commie?
>>60942551shitposting aside its always so funny watching modern economists or millennials address stagnating wages>"Why haven't wages gone up? All we have done is push women into the work force, increased immigration and illegal immigration, outsourced jobs overseas, and now used H1B1's to increase supply of the last few job fields that could support a family! What, is labor some kind of resource?"
There are people who unironically look at Tesla and say that the market is efficient.
>>60942555tesla is literally the company that made me go from VTI to a more factor focused investment because I lost faith in the efficient market hypothesisor rather, I feel like the market is efficient in a way that doesn't apply to long term investors anymore
>>60942438naah its been up so much big black swan coming
TSLA +6% last ThursdayTSLA +7% last FridayTSLA +8% pre-marketYeah bro, nothing to see here, perfectly normal non-manipulated market
>>60942555the market is exceedingly efficientthe goal it is efficiently achieving is just retarded
The government long ago figured out that is they want less inflation they should tax everyone higher. If they want more inflation they should give tax breaks to the top 100 US companies.
>>60942555The market used to be efficient, then retail traders arrived on the scene and took a giant shit on everything.
>>60942565was it retail traders or just options for average retards?
>>60941197...that's a nice fucking gif
>>60942569It is one of my favorites. Very smooth.
>>60942563You got it bro, high taxation and unfettered government spending are totally a way to curb inflation.
>>60942563Too bad they negate that by subsidizing everything. This is a meme.
IM CRASHING OUT
SHOULD I SELL EVERYTHING ON OPEN!!!???
>President Trump Posts On Truth Social '"Too Late" MUST CUT INTEREST RATES, NOW, AND BIGGER THAN HE HAD IN MIND. HOUSING WILL SOAR!!!'How many benises will Jerome cut this week?
>>60942591hopefully 50 but likely 25
>>60942591he's gonna do a double rate hike and then resign as a fuck you
>>60942591higher for longer chuddy
>>60942595>>60942596the irony is last year about late fall they did a rate cut during biden and inflation was higher than it is now lol
>>60942591he tweets the exact same shit every day
>>60942591no cut, market will dump then pump next week
T-minus 36 minutes, we party
>>60942600yup in a purely non-political move right before the election, what a shocking coincidence.
>>60942600Uhm, inflation is now higher and he's going to cut
>>60942608Like there's no other way to see it other than political. Inflation was higher than it has been all year this year, but not suddenly inflation is too dangerousof course I'm of the mind set that this 2% inflation target is stupid
>>60942613>>60942613>>60942613
>>60942611Inflation was trending down, now it's trending up. Plus tariffs are retarded
>>60942611abolish the fedhang all bankers in minecraft
every financial outlet is talking about record high valuations and an overheated market but institutions and consumers seem to want more and more speculation and ath stock prices... when does it crash bros?
>>60942600>>60942608>>60942611Powell being a democrat stooge doesn't make any sense to me. He was nominated by Trump, almost the whole senate, republicans included, voted him in, why would he give a shit about Biden's reputation? The most you can charge him with is being annoyingly bipartisan.
>>60942673Of course not, just to MAGA anyone that isn´t deepthroating Trump is a Democrat communist.
>>60942591>HOUSING WILL SOARall comes back to fanny
>>60942512ah thats why dax is green
>>60942560biggest regret not jumping on the ride
>>60941969????
