poorussia edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsPrevious: >>60948642
>>60950248Why is Russia's economy so bad? Is this why they're still no match for Ukraine so many years later?
>>60950257Endless corruption.
Costco is late reporting their earnings. The last time this happened, SMCI dumped 85%.
>>60950248>>60950257>>60950264>unironically posting about muh geedeepeeRent, medical bills, and all kinds of other bullshit is measured in GDP. Hardly anybody tracks inflation honestly, so it's just a measure of how worthless your currency is.Rent, medical bills,
Continuing the discussion from the other thread:>stock is a penny stock for 20 years>oh anon they are turning it around now>I don't care, they lost my trust by doing nothing for that longReminds me of my aunt and uncle. They scraped by, his mom gave him money, my parents gave him money, they got a loan. Bought a big multi bay garage to work on tractor trailers. They really struggled for the first five years But they paid off the loan, built a large expansion bay. Then somewhere along the line they broke promises to the family, incorporating the business without one of the brothers that helped. Then they bought a really nice house with a lot of land, remolded the whole thing. Flash forward 25 years the business has stayed the same. They never expanded, they never did anything more after that new bay was built around the year 2000. Lady is really religious, but it didn't matter.
>>60950278why am I not surprised by thatbased in that you were sticking it to the jannies tho
*AHEM*RAISE THE RATES
>>60950278Lucky guy
>>60950278cock signal
>>60950278>saars the white woman LOVE us indian men timmys cant compete
What do you think about broker stocks? Hood pumped already. Fidelity? Interactive brokes? Charlie swag? Which one will making me $?
If Elon tweets about HGRAF the shorts will commit suicide.
>>60950278I wish that was me
>>60950305>Broker stocks>Fidelity
Is anyone else going into tomorrow mostly cash and waiting to see what happens?
>>60950305hood is the only thing serious Everything else has been around so long they arent competitive. HOOD is the growth stock of the brokerage companies
SOXL
Buy NXDR and get rich slowly.
Anyone got shares reserved?
My otm klarna puts are -92%. What now
>>60950347>mostly cashIm only 50% cash, rest stocks. The problem with too much cash is you miss out when the stocks rip unexpectedly, and you can't really know what is going to happen without insider info. If you really need the money then go to cash and wait til you think things are more stable.
>>60950358Well, tbf, I just mean my gambling account. My regular bogle account is all indexes so it will do whatever the market does. But also, I feel like it's a coinflip how the market will react tomorrow based on the tiniest wording changes in the statement and however Jerome answers questions. It could pump on the statement, then dump on the press conference, or the opposite, or double pump, or double dump, or literally just crab because this was all actually priced in for once... I'll probably just wait and see what happens Thursday. The market's not going to +20% tomorrow....... probably.
RSLV is a hilarious pump n dump scheme. It's going up for now, probably through October, but this CEO is a proven scammer who did the same thing at his last company. It's literally hilarious that I'll make a quick profit off of this bullshit stock while all you people actually believe a company printing out AI chatbots for online stores would be worth a damn. You'll probably DCA 50% of your salary and go broke after thinking you'll be rich.Also inb4 muh >"strategic partnerships" with google, microsoft, thether, etc.. Just look at his last company and those "strategic partnerships".. kek.
>>60950364You do not have to go all cash or all in, feeling iffy? go 25% cash or 40%, learn from each experience. If Powell cuts he will need to explain the reason to control the narrative, same if he does not. Trump and Powell have access to much more accurate detailed info despite what they say or do. They simply play games its just the way it is.
What time is the announcement tomorrow?
>>60950347All cash ready for a morning slurp.
>>60950347I'm mostly invested but have a bunch of cash to slurp. Somehow I feel we may not be far from a crash.
GME is the only reliable play at the moment
>>60950405There will be government shut down talks soon, plus there still isn't a China tariff deal.
>>60950278JANNYYYYY AHHHHHHH
>we have voted to raise the rates by 25 points
>>60950413
i think nick fuentes might secretly be in smg
>UUUU is up 40% from my average and I'm up $300>wish I dumped like $2,000 into callsC'est la vie
>>60950398tooth hurty
>>60950413>he doesnt think rate hikes are bullish>he doesnt have the gif>he doesnt know bepis
>>60950409thank you this helps me cope
>>60950424thanks for this, cracking the fuck up
henlomister jeromeyou are voting to adjust ratesbefore you finalize your decision, consider the followingthe lives of my wife apusteena and my son apustlette are in your hands if the rates are not cutno, I don't mean we will be pennyless and cant pay for food and will starvewe will, but not before I admister a cut and cut off their heads and then my wriststhank you for your time
>>60950429mother fucker apu's wife is aspie you fat retard
>>60950417I hope he's the tranny porn poster
>>60950435he's added a noticeable amount of financial insights to his shows that he didnt always have.
Low information goodTariffs goodInflation good
>>60950440i can tell you got this from google images because its a sticker from a website
>>60950442They're both frens, but in different ways
>>60950278Not even gonna post the link to the whole video? What kind of tranny poster are you?
>>60950441Would you buy one?
>>60950445Apu isn't real. Just Pepe looking down and lip up a little. Wearing the same blue shirt.
>>60950451
>Fraud fueled jobless claims, per Bloomberg. A massive spike in jobless claims on Thursday heightened fears of a swift labor market deterioration — but it turns out many of those claims were fake. The big jump, which took national claims to a four-year high and jolted financial markets, was a result of attempted fraudulent unemployment filings in Texas>"US companies have an unwelcome message for inflation-weary consumers: Prices are going up," per WSJ>Bessent: Market is pricing 75 bps between now and year-end>US Treasury bonds in a 61-month drawdown, the longest in history, per BBG>Foreign central banks now own more gold than US Treasuries for the first time in 30 years, per Bloomberg>“There is an economic crisis hitting rural America, as commodity prices drop at a time when input costs remain at near-record highs," per the National Corn Growers Association.>"Cash-strapped American tourists are rejecting Las Vegas maximalism and fueling a rise in ‘calmcations’ to escape economic anxiety," per FORTUNE>"Gen Z and millennials are delaying traditional milestones like marriage, homeownership, and parenthood due to high housing costs and stagnant wages," per FORTUNE>Trump: companies and corporations should no longer be forced to "Report" on a quarterly basisI'm feeling bullish for the Second Great Depression in 2026
>>60950434Gemerald
>>60950467>Gen Z and millennials are delaying traditional milestonesI don't care for the word choice of 'delaying' there.
my body...is...READY
If rate cuts happen, will stock rise in the short term before crashing in 2026 or the holidays?
Monumental nonce
>>60950477No one thinks that far ahead anymore. Between now and 2026 there is a lot of time.
>NNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>60950477Any asset is better than dollars
>>60950467Stay liquid, take profit before February and enjoy a few months crabbing before it hits
>>60950257Oil sicknessThey've never had to improve so they never did
Any leafs considering CSU now that it's back on sale?
MASSIVE MEGAPUMP: TODAY, TOMORROW AND THE REST OF THE WEEK. THANKS FOR YOU'RE ATTENTION NI
what the fuck is prop trading
>>60950512pseudo leverage with lots of rules
i feel awake. i think i will short coffee
>>60950512>>60950516It's basically trading using someone else's money, usually a trading firm. As he said, they usually attach rules like minimum weekly profit or maximum drawdownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gENXjmVuTXMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crTlQjLucUwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgYRVmmVyjY
>>60950496Norway has also lots of oil but they've improved. Same with the US. The reason is genetic, or at the very least cultural. Slavs are very unorganized and emotional people.
>>60950417doubtful but Elon certainly peruses biz and pol
>>60950532>Slavs are very unorganized and emotional people.That's just most people in general.
100 bepis hike. Heil Powell, Heil our people!
>>60950538>but Elon certainly peruses biz Where is the robot waifu Elon? I mean you were married to a girl that played a sex robot on tv. Though seriously I liked her in Doctor Who also, so I can't blame you.
I want bulls to crash and burn.
>>60950538Elon how much to impregnate my wife I'm terrible at investing and I want to buy a graphics card
Elon literally married the robot waifu twice!
It should realistically be a single 300 bps cut, but...Powell is a pussy so never ever.
>>60950556>That ID kekAnyway, take your average unorganized and emotional person, double or even triple those traits and you will get an average slav.
>>60950567I can't wait to see the next panel
>>60950521It will never be below $400 again
realistically how much money do I have to have in my portfolio for waging to become not worth it and I can start living off my portfolio while still leaving enough money to make my portfolio numbers go up?
>>60950604Remember the Matrix quote:>There are levels of survival we are prepared to acceptIt is kind of like that, but realistically maybe a quarter million in an investment account you trade and another quarter million in a Roth. Plus living expenses for a few years that way you see if you can trade enough with the quarter million to live off of without running up credit cards.
>>60950603idk
>>60950626
Just 1,5 dollars more and the greatest financial mistake of my life, buying a huge load of INTC just before it crashed in August 2024, will be rectified.
If this goes back closer to $30 in the morning I might buy options on it again.
>>60950629>he boughted intelyou don't deserve to be bailed out by Trump personally reaching down and scooping your toxic bags
quick reminder that trannies are disgusting subhuman vermin that should be rounded up and lynched like nigger-cattle
>>60950664
>>60950490Sure, but to me is question is - do you want dollar denominated assets or not.
>>60950664rare scoops being based
>>60950667oof. dank.I think the libcucks of bluesky need to be forcibly exposed to that meme toothey *literally* still think the shooter was a republican over there. it’s such an absolute retard bin.
Can someone red pill me on Fortress Energy?
>>60950626>>60950628I wish it slides back to 2xx.My livelihood depends on it anon
oh boy 9 am, time to get bummed up the rear againgm eurofags
>>60950710How so? Are you sitting on cash? I closed some positions first of September in preparation. Checking Burger News while they are asleep, sentiment is mixed to cautionary on rate cuts and futures are so so.
testing
>>60950689More penny stock trash.
>>60950718>see nameshit almost knocked out my options yesterday, i was sweatingbut it looks aight now. i dont play much this week, earnings are uninteresting.i am waiting till mid november to play precious metals, other than that ive got my eye on nothing.
>up 112% on BABA Should I sell or keep it until retirement (in 30 years)?
>>60950735Yes I am aware of your Porsche plays. I am the anon who wished your friends who work at the factory a ‘good luck’. At any rate, maybe roll your options further out? Or run an Iron Condor/Straddle? Or is all that too expensive to deal with in Ger-nomoney? I hear the taxes for stocks/etfs are retarded expensive.>>60950742Yes. I bought Amazon at IPO and am still holding. China will never let Alibaba fail unless they do something retarded politically, so hold that mofo.
>>60950761Ah its you, I remberYeah, I think it falls unter "Einkommenssteuer", which is round about a third.I actually got new intel from a colleague of mine, turns out they straight up fired a QUARTER of the staff from the local factory lmao
Scoops must have release and renew as hot key macros on his keyboard.
>>60950761>I bought Amazon at IPO and am still holdingDoubt.>you’d be at least 50yo>a single share would’ve grown from $18 to around $50k, accounting for stock splitsI’m not saying it’s impossible, but that’s top 5 most absurd things that I’ve seen posted here.
>>60950778idk what that means desu, but I’d assume it’s a joke about ban evasion lolI primarily post off of mobileit feels like the more I learn about computers, the more inept at using them that I feel that I am
>>60950424for some reason, the idea of Apu falling down the twin towers made me feel just as warm as the idea of a rate hyke
>>60950790>t feels like the more I learn about X, the more inept at using them that I feel that I amThat is a sign of intelligence. https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Intelligence_bobblehead
>>60950764Did the local or state news report on this firing/layoff? That is a pretty substantial development.>>60950764Doubt all you like. I am 48.
>>60950806>I am 48.I refuse to believe anyone this old uses 4chan.
>>60950788>I’m not saying it’s impossible, but that’s top 5 most absurd things that I’ve seen posted here.in the post before he says he isn't even american so it is factually impossible Sar.
>>60950806my dad worked for 35 years at bmw and was laid off 2 years before his retirement and it was a complete rape. electrical engineer, top grades, never had any issues related to his work.>altersteilzeit >nein>ok dann kündigung betriebsbedingt>klage>ok dann halt fristlos boomercaust
>>60950807Why? I'm 43. It started in 2003 and you are here forever. So people get older. 9/11 was 24 years ago...lol
>>60950268Interesting
Seems like tech penny stocks and shitcos going to rallye soon
>>60950806Haven't actually seen any news headline reporting this. Just first hand intel. Bear in mind, those kinda news spread fast, when a huge local employer lays off a ton of workforce. We have some industry where I live, but it's still a big deal. Many schools book trips through said Porsche factory, I was there like 10 years ago. So first-hand intel is 100% credible.
NIO niggers.Im finally making big bucks.
Lot of trip fags in here
>>60950821Wait, there is literally 0 headlines for my local factory lmao, but I just read that in beginning '25, another factory planned to lay off 1900 workers? Nah porsche is fucked
have most of you filtered
>futuras
To the trip dude: Here’s a screen cap. I have other positions across three different accounts doing different things. I think total I have about $130k in Microsoft and when I bought Amazon I was in high school for around $550 IIRC. But not bragging by any means. Just that the anon holding Baba should keep holding.>>60950807You are here forever, buddy.>>60950814Fucking grim. He cost too much being senior. Just shows there is no loyalty when the Board want bonuses. They farmed out your dads job to a jeet for less salary, but happens all the time.>>60950817Based.>>60950821With that kind of intel, surely you can make some money? Additionally I thought the auto unions were quite politically strong in Germany, no? Any word of a government bailout? Not sure where the money would come from…
>>60950817>>60950851I will kill myself if I'm here after I turn 30.
>>60950862Truth is, what other non-cancerous, halfway "serious" convesation medium is there? Reddit is unusable after GME psychosis, Twitter is full of indians and discord is full of tranniesthere is no shame in partaking, simply because its 4chan
>>60950863After learning about jeets making up 80% of options trading I´ve been convinced that ~1/3 of WSB contributors are jeets.
jeets ruined my gann research
>>60950862>doubtYou will be here birthday posting. See you then.
>>60950248post PPP data
>>60950629>>60950645but it will happen. i am 50% port intc.someone will get / got voluntold to either buy from intel or invest
>>60950862>/biz/>implying anyone careslivestream it stupid faggot>>60950882were you the idiot saying buy intel when it was like 4 dollars? i suppose i owe you an apology
>>60950882Are you the guy who invested all his inheritance in Intel? Something like $700k wasn’t it?
Silverbros not like this..
>>60950889>>60950896 no and no, unfortunatelyi didn't even buy before gov. stake or softbank stake was announced.i just read the news, position with options, and then wait for more news
>>60950862I used to tell this to myself when I was younger.
It's over for Nvidia
Say anins, if an eurofaggot wanted to move to the US and work in whatever, even taking up two jobs and living in a ghetto with a black neighborhood, how much money would you recommend for him to bring with him? Some 20k?
>Among the investors, which are expected to own a roughly 80% stake in TikTok, with Chinese shareholders holding the rest, are Oracle, Andreessen Horowitz and Silver Lake, the sources said. The new consortium would also be operated by a majority-US board, including a member appointed by the Trump administration.
>>60950287GDP correlates well with "happiness" surveys so there's that
>>60950681You are actually unironically mindbroken. Sad!
>>60950932Provided you have a job before you arrive? Where are you planning on going?>>60950933So Larry Ellison is going to get his social credit score dystopia after all. Maybe next he buys out Palintir to get the trifecta.
>>60950970I don't know, but i'd never leave a place without figuring out a job first
LULU almost at pandemic lows. Thoughts?
daily reminder GRRR is a pajeet scam
>>60950970Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, California and Haway seem to be where I have more descendants from my own native country
>>60950986Incredible
>>60950987I am not familiar with the East Coast. California, even though it has amazing nature and beaches is a no-go simply due to all of the taxes and absurdly poor quality of living.
>>60950986Its a good company sir very advanced technologies!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dBV_21caM4&t=50sUnironically $40 EOY sirs!
Are we witnessing start of redemption arc for INTC bagholders?
Whatever I long dumps. Whatever I short pumps.
>>60951013ooooh saars kindly check the GRRR and the same
>>60950928Literally wtf is going on? I just fucking bought at 175
>>60950248*for now.
>>60951013FACTS
>>60950664>>60950667Trannies and tranny supporters are utterly fucked in the head. The only cure for such disorders is beatings. What ticker sells billy clubs?
>>60950475>I don't care for the word choice of 'delaying' there.right.eschewing is probably more appropriate.
>>60951027It’s like 5% off ATH let’s not get carried away>>60951039Who fucking cares go jerk off to Blacked and shoot up a school about it
>>60951019Why don't you just short your longs and long your shorts?
>>60951047>who fucking caresPeople who have morals and values. Obviously not you, you fucking neckbeard permavirgin loser. Kill yourself.
sell it all. today
>>60951050Because then it will reverse.
>>60950347Even if stocks crashed by 50%, I'd just never realize the issues like an idiot. Shrimple as.
>>60951053Are you motherfucking god damn kidding me? The chinks have completely fucked my poorfolio. Im going to review bomb my local chinese food restaurant in protest.
>>60951053Interdasting. There is also, a massive multi-million dollar black and grey market IN China for Nvidia products.
what was in their portfolio?
>>60951053>buy our inferior domestic garbage insteadchang ain't gon listen
>>60950862You need to close your positions and stop "gambling" -- yes, for a retard like you even investing is gambling, since you can't predict the future for shit.
>>60951064>all three are jews100% Blackrock
>>60951013Why this retard monkey has a pi number of stock shares instead of a whole number? Is this part of the scam?
>>60951051You have no values, you are just a confused and angry little man >>60951069I’m picking up some Blackrock today, apparently they’re pretty well positioned to capture a lot of new real estate in the near future
>>60951053Thanks gooks, Im just buying more Nvidia.
>>60951072I am buying more every day sir!Will use my ₹400,000 bonus from the calling center to buy 3.645 new shares sir!
>>60951079Thanks for the exit liquidity.
Why didn't I buy Meta under 100 dolla. So obvious in hindsight.
>Vidya anons killing themselves over a 2% drawdownFAGMAN trading might as well as indexes at this point. I need to hold WOLF or ZIM just to feel anything anymore
>>60950257Now adjust for PPP retard. If you think Spain outproduces the Russian Federation you have a double digit IQ.
>>60951053Didnt they do that like a month ago? The new fud is the antitrust case chang.
>>60951053It's over
>>60951105They´re running back old FUD in the news.
RBLX worth 95b even though they don't make any profit.Lol.
Just keep buying! ^^
>>60951118The holy trinity with reddit and klarna. the zoomer ten year reich has begun
>>60950980screaming buy. women instinctively act out and do outrageous things for attention. wearing lululemon is the preferred medium for pretty girls.
>>60950589inflating the problems away is always a safe playbook but when the economy is consumer driven and you destroy the purchasing power of the consumer through inflation, can it really worklike financial repression and restricting the free movement of capital seem inevitable or it is not going to work at all
why dont you anons try the "1p challenge"? you buy 1p of stock on the first day, any ticker starting with A, and then 2p on the second day in a "B" stock, et cetera et cetera. And on the last day you will have uhhhhhh. Let me do the maths. You'll uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>60951101>>PPP>>Poor peoeple pointsPutin tried tot make us into a finished product exporting country in the 10s after the sanctions.He had a big national plan it was on the news for months then he ceremoniously gave the instruction to the fat nepo bitch that headed the Industry ministry then.We would no longer rely on decadent demeschiza West companies for our industrial output!Fast forward a couple years and billions of dollars "invested" (stolen) in "public" (owned by Putins inner and outer circles) companies, turns out the a Import Substitution programs did:>>1 import the parts from th West>>2 assemble them together at a factory in Gavnosralsk (Mukhasralska oblast)That's it. They werent able to scrorunge up enough qualified engineers and pay them decent enough money or make them stay in here to even make an assembly line for the parts. They just paid foreign contractors to build a copy of what is in the western factory and call them on Skype if something breaks.Im not making this up. Its possible China could come and try to make this shit midway managable but Im sure they'll find brilliant ways to graft and steal theier way into failiure again.Part of the problem is if you're halfway competent you'll just....leave. it's not even the money, its just that even if you do make it and are rich, you're still surroundned by miles of.... Russia. You drive the lambo down a Moscow traffic jam surrounded by Gaziki and Lady.Like anyone rich right now is a friend of a friend of Putin, and they're all old school 90s boomer retards. The bigger a friend u are the dumber the industry he gives you as fief. Not a good friend?? Steel products plalnt. You need to know shit about metallurgy and management and how to export it.Great friend?Nikel. Just drege, leech and deliver all thats tricky is were it goes.Best friend)))) ?? Gas or Crude.You just suck and pipe thats it, it sells itself lmaoAnd dont think you can become a millonanire without getting a visit
>>60951146just tell me where sokolov is
>>60951132you'll put in a mere 21MM you cant get rich when you're stuck in 8 figure hell blud
>NDX Dumps on NVDA>NDX recovers fully the dump>NVDA still downAs if it would not matter where the money is storedAlso how good is the relationship between China and the US when this happens every few weeks? China probably also only wants to delay the TikTok thing.
>IEEPA tariffs to go to the Supreme Court.>The case will be argued in front of the court in the first week of November, with a ruling potentially by the end of the year.wtf
>>60951151he's pulling pints in Poland with his new passport>>60951156Wait yeah I forgot, once you have eight figs you go pull port SBSW until nine fig heaven. then through ten fig hell, then back to eight fig heaven. and then you cash out eleven fig limbo
>>60951151https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokolov,_Czech_Republic
>>60951164>IEEPAqrd?
>>60951167i hit 8 figs last week so i'm all inning hgraf, hope i get to heaven frfr ong
>>60950862i only started coming here in my 30s, I was actually quite normal and well adjusted when i was younger
>>60951172It's the tariffs, IEEPA is the law Trump used.
/smg/ used to be such a lively thread a couple years ago. What happened?
>>60951173Listen sorry about all the dildo posting. I'm sure hgraf is very anglosaxon and you'll make it
>complain that USAR stole my money>set sell at my buy>it sells immediately yesterday>buy 600 bucks of miners, plan to buy more>today they're already downFunniest shit ever.
>>60951178Total optionschad portdeath
>>60951178all the good posters are in hiding after eppstein got raided
>>60951178The normies got a job, now it’s at 2017 activity
>>60951178Only boomers use the hacker known as 4chan. Others are on the /bant/ thread.
>>60950667>He believes the official narrative
>>60951196Who is this 4chan?
>>60950257Soviet economic policy was shit, focusing almost entirely on defense spending at the expense of consumer goods or services. This led to the 90's, which led to the complete collapse of almost all of their manufacturing capabilities, defense included, due to political instability and corruption running wild. All Russia really had after that was Oil, Gas, and a gigantic stockpile of Soviet military equipment. The combination of terminal dutch disease, insane political culture preventing them from actually fixing the underlying issues in the economy, and a big hammer in a region full of nails, has indeed led to the current situation they're in.
>futures
c'mon powell just cut the rate you stupid faggot
Jerome plz don't kill my SGOV
>>60951075Pure projection. Thats all you leftists can do is project. You are mentally ill.>inb4 im not a leftistYes you are, in addition to being a liar.
>>60951202Systems administrator who did the fappening.
>>60951216lmao
>>60951216my brother is a rightoid who always tells the truth, I'm a leftist who always lies. you may ask one question to one of us about the KLRN IPO
>>60950429thank you for your questionI'd like to emphasize that your decision to commit murder-suicide is no longer relevant to the target rate. This is because your wife has already filed for divorce and left you for me. I'd invite you to the wedding ceremony, but she's also filed for a restraining order on account of your disturbing and abusive behavior. Also, you won't have visiting rights with your son. He's my son now, so it's best if you forget about him.
>>60951213best i can do is lowering the triple raise to a double.
Had a dream this morning that I bought SPY 665 calls today
>>60951230did you make or lose money on them?
>>60951236IIRC this dream always ends just as you check your broker
>>60951238so long as it doesnt end up with your broker calling you up and screaming at youthough at that point its their problem not yours
American stonk market hasn't even opened yet and it's already a deep red day.
>>60951247just the hedgies trying to shake out retail, tale as old as time
/smg/ out traded by a niggah.
>>60951257Just double your money ten times in a row. Easy bro.
>>60951258if you arent dumb its easy
>>60950257>still no match for Ukrainewut. lol russia is beating ukraine. russia is literally outproducing munitions over the west and winning
>>60951178>/smg/ used to be such a lively thread a couple years ago. What happened?indians got internet and shitted up the place
>>60951251is that the case for junior miners right now if gold and silver themselves are also tanking?I'm finna get shook outand buy tech slop at 11amis this what they want
>>60951257Math does NOT check out, how did he end up with those numbers???
>>60951271they want you to sell at open and buy post powell bump
>porsche down 2% today
>>60951264anon, that's like saying China is outproducing the west with just about any manufactured good. It's technically true, but the level of QC is so non-existent that it might as well be nothing at all. And that's not even getting into all the stuff they can't produce at all, like armored vehicles.
>>60951257You would have a lot more than 4k at 30 days...
>>60951274ok i am cancelling my sell ordersI have a feeling miners aren't going to feel the pump as strongly thoughever
>>60951296>cancelling sell ordersngmi
>>60951279Everything produced in the west is just the assembly of said chinkshit
>>60951276what's the bull thesis trip friend
>>60951300realwent to a hardware store and bought a grill for 150€, only to discover that it was just chinese garbage repackaged
>>60951305>see other postsim shorting deep
>>60951300cheap consumer shit, certainly, but not arms or armaments. Those are typically either produced domestically or purchased from other western countries, usually the U.S.
>>60951279all they need to get right is drones and artillery shells
>>60951230I was in the red when I woke up. But I get anxious with options, anyway. So I am not taking that loss seriously. I might do it. SPY 665C. Why? It occurred to me in a dream.
should i buy KWEB at open
>>60951317i've heard worse DD
>>60951317Meant to respond to >>60951236
>>60951314yeah its only been eleven years since king hitting Ukies for Crimea, give Russia more time
>>60951312I was going to say good luck, but Porsche's management has done everything in their hand to ruin the brand so you probably don't need it.
>>60951299i'm down 3% on GDXJ and SILJ either waydo I stop the bleeding or ride the waveI just have a feeling that AI is gonna feel the pump more than other sectors
>futuresIt's over.
>>60950257double-digits iq right here boys
>>60951324short porsche instead>>60951323thanks fren, hop on the train toward tendietown
Bepis is about to be raised and this thread is dead.
>>60951324liquidate everything and buy leap calls on porsche its going to space
Is Spirit airlines worth investing in while their Chapter 11 is being settled?
>rate cuts coming get ready for the NPC income boomers to immediately pump reits after when their cash returns go down
Finally got internet working on this beast>>60950248Whats your first page you guys load up
>>60951343>pump reitsAlready priced in, where have you been?
>>60951348never underestimate retardtailFOMC should be after market hours
SCHD up bigly premarket
>US Housing Starts Aug: 1.307M (est 1.365M; prev 1.428M; prev R 1.429M)>- Housing Starts (M/M): -8.5% (est -4.4%; prev 5.2%; prev R 3.4%)It's over.MBA somehow jumped 29%, but who knows
>>60951348That's what I'm saying. It should be priced in. But a done of 401k's just end up swapping after. Like the second the yield falls below VNQ they move shit over
>>60951322Crimea is literally under russian control.
>>60951351and up a whole .7% YTD
>>60951354a tonfuck I need coffee
>>60951359So glad I dumped it.
>>60951345probably ninite and privacy.sexy
I´m scared
off to bed lads, looking forward to waking up to a double rate hike and bobo finally getting a win
>what? we need more exit liquidity?>tell the goys to slurp
>>60951264The war has been going on for almost four years now anon, nobody is winning.
>>60950248Are you ready for OPENING BELL and for NOTHING to happen?
>>60951178People finally got tired of arguing over SOXL and TQQQ
>>60951408Want to bring yieldmax arguments back?
>>60951408It hasn't been the same since the woke left cancelled David for the Epstein business
It's thundering outside... an omen.
the top is in
>>60951417I WAS CAUGHTIN THE MIDDLE OF A RAILROAD TRAAAACK
WTF they're based
Stocks
you should know by now that nothing happens on Fed day until Jerome speaks. you can literally go back to sleep until the speech and you will have missed nothing
>>60951408I thought it was (ID: youarenowanattentionwhoringnamefag) that killed /biz/
>>60951424OY GEVALT
either im out of the game with my last $1k or vix shoots way up and i win some money back. there is no inbetween
>>60951368I'm up almost 15% since dumping SCHD for VOOG. Granted we could use a lil pull back. I can't believe I held dumbass SCHD without being 85 years old
>>60951424
>>60951443OYYYYY FUCKING VEEEEEY!!!!QUICK SEND MORE MONEY TO ISRAEL!!!
we will crab until rate cut then dump on the sell the news event wont we?
Any of you crypto fags long CDT right now? It's up 70% on the day so far on some Crypto Treasury news. That theme seems to hold up pretty well lately
>>60951453imagine being american tax payer knowing you work for another countries wealth
>>6095145825 bps, probably nothing happens. 50 bps volatility pops. zero cuts, total fucking chaos
Never owned an Aaple product me
how do i short spy?
>>60951464What's funny is that rate cuts matter very little to the only sector of the economy anyone cares about these days, tech.
>nigvidia dumping alreadyto slurp or not to slurp, that's the question
>>60951461RELI too. Ethereum treasury. The low float stock crypto scam is killing it
Coffee futures are rugging, should've listenened to that anon and shorted in early morning
>>60951469buy SH
25 points or 50 points?
Can anyone help me out with a question as someone thinking about investing in stocks?Currently the only investment I make monthly is into a 457b that my company does not match, but it has an annual ROR of 12-16% (im a state employee so the 457b invests into state fund specific stocks). Would it make sense to just invest more money into that, or start doing a bit into stocks? I could only spare at max maybe 100$ per month on stock investments though, so would that small amount even be worth it? I'd really appreciate any advice, thanks guys.
>Literally nothing that happens in the market today matters until 2 PM.
>>60951424nofuck europeans
>>60951483Stocks > pension alwaysDoes your company not have a 401k?
>>60951483>so would that small amount even be worth it?yes, for the experience alone it's worth it. chances are you'll develop an interest in it and rework your budget to ensure you can invest even more.
>>60951480pro shares short sp500?any way with leverage?like a call?
>>60951424germany won't allow that
>>60951424>proposesNEH. Wake me up when Judea is a glass crater.
>>60951488its with the state so im forced to put 6% of my salary already into a state pension fund that I will get when I retire after 30 years of service, and then I do 4% into a 457b that the state offers because then I can retire early after 30 years of service at 24 and be able to pull from the 457b without a tax penalty>>60951491any suggestions for a beginner? I was going to download Fidelity and I heard right now, investing in gold and gold mining was good, and ETFs (whatever an ETF is? im not a business person)
>>60951507sorry I meant 54, not 24
>>60951498SH 1x shortSDS 2x shortSPXU 3x shortbeware of the daily reset and expected decay (to pay for the leverage) with levered funds. google for more info.
>>60951507>any suggestions for a beginner?read the boglehead link the OP
>>60951507Okay so keep it up with that 6% and 4% but yeah if you can its always good to invest outside of thatAnd yeah Fidelity is fantastic. A great place to start with is Bogleheads and after my morning meeting I can do a write up to explain the basics of investing
>>60951507>I heard investing in gold and gold minersNooooooooo my calls!!!
>>60951507ETF's are Exchange Traded Funds. Basically mutual funds, but traded like they're stocks.
It's so over...
>>60951483>as someone thinking about investing in stocks?Why bother investing, "investing" hasn't been able to beat yearly inflation for years upon years now. "Investing" is just a dumb meme for people who can't do algebra. Here's a great "investment" for you, find a country with no niggers and no jews and move there
Fuck you all very much sirsGorillionaire status here I comehttps://investors.gorilla-technology.com/gorilla-signs-1-4-billion-contract-with-freyr-singapore-to-build-southeast-asias-ai-data-centre-backbone/
>>60951518>>60951518>>60951518
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>60951521>"investing" hasn't been able to beat yearly inflation for years upon years nowjust buy VOO retard
Today is the big short day, I am feeling some inner Michael Burry in me
>>60951521retard
>>60950986lol. lmao even
>>60951257>10%/dayIf only.
>>60951527Based
>RUT outperformingthis won't end well
give it to me straight, is it over? is the world economy crashing like a rock? I require only bearish schizo takes. red pill me on the end of the world.
