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>>60951518JUST IN: China bans companies from purchasing Nvidia $NVDA chips.
God please have mercy on my puts. A -5% day is all I ask.
>>60951518climate change is a convenient excuse for everything nowadays
>>60951534Why are you holding puts today? Do you get off on losing money?
GRRR damn nice work, hope so anons still holding>>60951527Based
SELL EVERYTHING
I told you no good smiggers a thousand timesGRRR is a very good company sir!https://investors.gorilla-technology.com/gorilla-signs-1-4-billion-contract-with-freyr-singapore-to-build-southeast-asias-ai-data-centre-backbone/
>>60951524
>>60951524only the lobotomized RTX 6000D which no one wanted to buy is banned. grey market GPUs are still fine which is what everyone smuggles in from Indonesia and Singapore
i sold my 1 share of GRRR for $3 profit :)
My NVDA entry price is $178 so feel free to sell long-dated calls with that strike price.
>Vote https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2oJeKZ7
>>60951552BASEDThey just signed a deal worth triple their market cap and with additional scope to expand to $2.5B for data centres in Singapore.Asian Palantir sirs! Get it while its under $100
>>60951557>greem ID
ZIM is looking to go private (again). CEO wants to buy all the shares. Board is not happy with their offer.
EMERGENCY NIGVIDYA SHAREHOLDER MEETING
I'm going to do it anons. I'm going to call a solar company to buy solar panels. I'm scared, but they are literally raising electric costs 14% next year.
>>60951518How does a eurofag get into the stock market? Given how things are progressing the EUDI Wallet shit won't up for at least 5 more years to simplify this process for me, so I'm doing it the other way.
>>60951568you'll have to get circumcised
Imagine you sold pre market
I sold a coinbase $380 put and I'm thinking about not buying it back
I'm financially bored. Nothing worth slurping. >>60951567Just put up your own.
>>60951568Step 1:you get some moneyStep 2: you chose a brokerStep 3: you donate to IsraelCongratiolations, you are now ready to invest in equities
>>60951581Yeah I'm waiting for the rates shit. Either way something on my watchlist will get hit by volatility
Is vuzi going to break the downtrend from the 2025 januar high?
>>60951542>sold GRRR just yesterday because it’s done nothing but lose me money>today happensno matter what I do, the opposite happens. If I put money on the sun rising it would never rise again
congrats to anyone with LYFT calls
>>60951585Please invest in 30 year bonds!
>>60951587to be fair, GRRR is a volatile piece of shit
>>60951565Look it looks like the rumors were true? $20 seems low, but I literally entered into to my position this year, so I don't mind making a quick buck if that's what ends up happening.
>>60951587Buddy its just part of the game, I sold GOOGL at $210 because I was sure it would drop to $180 on the DOJ case remedies. More fool me.GRRR is still $450 Market cap with a $1.5 - $2.5 Billion contract in this one deal with Freyr alone. They still have $4 Billion in potential contracts that are approaching closing stages and announcements. $20 is stupidly cheap this will easily fly to $100 next year and you will FOMO in only to get dumped on when it outstrips its valuations once more as it did in Feb this year.GRRR is unironically a very good company sirs.
Fuck >>60951596Meant for >>60951587
>>60951568move to a real country
gayest high impact event ever
>>60951581I'm absolutely retarded when it comes to DIY. And also I'd still want to be on the grid, so it would need inspectors and shit anyways, right?
GO BELOW 170 YOU SLUTDADDY WANTS THE DIP
>>60951565The only CEO I can actually believe doesn't check the stock price, bro would be fucking dead in weeks>>60951596invest in my manky ring
Figures when I'm not in Dell it is going to hit my weekly price target.
>SPYG dumping>SPYV pumpingthis market reeks of fear.
*BANK OF CANADA CUTS KEY RATE TO 2.5%, MATCHING EST.
GRRR pump died as soon as it was born
ARE YOU READY?
The price action yesterday and today is hinting that the rate cut might not be priced in. Thus, just like with Jackson Hill, we are going to retard pump when they inevitably cut rates (doesn't matter how much) instead of crab/dump out of disappointment like I thought previously.
kek actually bought GRRR today and got out with just a 100 bucks loss, what an absolute garbage stock
>>60951623Just a taste of things to come sir :)
>>60951616In a normal functionning market it would do -10%Fucking clown market.
g-guys..?
>>60951630perhaps BOXX is a little more your style fren
>>60951632nobody believes the US-China bitchy vague posting anymore it'll all get reversed after making a show for their respective domestic audiences
>>60951638>25absurdABSURD it won't sink that far
>>60951630Retard alert. Buys the news and sells the dip. I will stronghand and accumulate more GRRR.Next year I will be a Gorillionaire. Criminally undervalued stonk.niGRRRs rise up!
Literally not a single thing that happens in the market today matters until two pee emm ee ess tee
>>60951638Sorry I bought too much without paying and I also do not intend to pay later.
>>60951640stocks that go up are my style
>>60951612professional electrician yes, inspector no. you could go halfway and get a battery bank and inverter. that way you can be protected against blackouts and get solar panels hooked up at a later date.
Sell for your lives crash inc
>>60951638No refunds
>>60951645>2 PMI was just about to ask when the cucks going to make his announcement. Thanks anon.
HGRAF is back! They board member added an honest person with over 9 million shares. A scam wouldn't do that, would it?
>>60951638
Goldman Sachs new ATH - MAGA BTFO
FCEL is going to 10$ buy now or regret it later
>>60951642I said the same thing about FIG once it went live and it dumped past my strike. Figured klarna would do the same. Who tf is buying this and why is the market cap 32 billion? That’s insane
>>60951656I meant "they added a board member." Phone posting.
>>60951645Why can't they just do this shit pre-market so people don't get bear or bull-trapped in the morning? What is the point of waiting until the middle of the trading day? Is "Too Late" Powell sleepy?
JPMorgan new ATH - MAGA BTFO
>the cuttening is realAlright, which car should I get. I looking at an 86
There'll be nothing to slurp because the Fed taxx has already been priced in, screencap this.
I will keep holding my 250 grrr shares. Godspeed grrr anon.
>>60951668You'd just get bear of bull trapped the previous day if they did that. Changes nothing.
wait what am i supposed to buy for the 2pm pump?
>>60951681buy UVIX at 1:30pm, sell at 1:59pm
>>60951674Holding this has been crazy the last 6 months. High highs and low lows. Hopefully we can break through resistance again and stay at a reasonable price point.
>Post yfw you don't buy and sell options
>>60951656>A scam wouldn't do that, would it?if you have to specify they added, "an honest person" I think the answer is yes.
>>60951687but i want to make money
>>60951638aaand we’re back. Turns out volume was just at 0 kek
>>60951674Next earnings should be glorious, if we dip below $17.50 again I'm DCA as much as I can. This contract was just the start. Asian Palantir. When I dub this name this now I am called a fool; when said 5 years from now I am called enlightened; 10 years from now I will be a commoner with common knowledge.
>>60951697Based well adjusted investor
NVDA C172 30-45 DTE is the easiest money you will make
>>60951699oh sorry i can't help with that
google is undervalued
wtf is DELL doing calm the fuck down
>>60951668They want to watch the chaos as the market live reacts to them. It's twitch streaming but for fed boomers
Wouldn't it be funny if they hiked rates by 25 benises instead of a cut
I'm optimistic about the slow and steady growth of NXDR
>>60951718Dell investor / chewy anon here. It hit my $132 price target for the week, but because it went to $133 by the plan it was overvalued, so I bought puts.
>>60951729it would be funny anon but not going to happen, the entire fed board (including jpow) is being mindfucked by trump
>>60951697
>>60951638damn and i thought i was retarded for blowing $1,000 on UNH $200p the day of the big crash
>>60951507>>60951514Okay time to nerd outBack in the day investing in the stock market was exactly what you would think. People would buy individual companies they thought would perform well. And you hope you picked winners.And then a nerd known as William Sharpe won the 1990 Nobel Memorial Prize in Economic Sciences for developing the Capital Asset Pricing Model (CAPM) which introduced the concept of "Beta". Basically the most efficient portfolio of stocks would be one that owned all of them based on their respective weight in the market. And picking individual companies was inefficient, as were funds that tried to pick and choose winners. Then a chad known as John Bogle (founder of Vangaurd) put this into practice by popularizing the index fund. A fund that would just buy the S&P 500 instead of buying and selling funds the managers thought would do well. Because they had nothing to do (just buy the index and ignore it) the index was incredibly efficient and low cost. Initially mocked as "Bogle's Folly" it ended up doing absurdly well averaging 13% yearly returns (and this includes the bear markets where shit hit the fan)So yeah, investing now and days is as simple as buying the total market. (ETF's now instead of index funds since they are just a more efficient version of them) Not just the S&P 500 but the entire globe. With Vanguard offering a product VT which is the etf for the global market. You can just open a Roth IRA at Fidelity and throw it inIf you end up filling that up you can just open a normal brokerage with them. But because is silly things known as foreign tax credits you should break up VT into VTI and VXUS (Total America and Total International)
SCHD up bigly!
>GEMI below IPO priceI am officially a GEMI baggie
>>60951679I disagree because it gives less time for FOMO. However, even if that's true, it still doesn't explain why they can't just do it pre-market so we don't waste most of the trading day.>>60951725Does the Fed have anything like the Pentagon Pizza Index?
Can the faggot dip buyers just lay off for ONE FUCKING DAY? Just don't slurp for one day, that's it. Do it tomorrow.
>>60951602Thank you sar, I boughted at share price 17.10 thanks to your recommendation.
>>60951732And I sold. In the process of buying calls.
>>60951752Look! Old man yelling at the algos.
I am now a KLRN enjoyer. please use KLRN for all your tendies moving forward. this post is sponsored by KLRN>>60951739Yeah indexes mog. I stock pick and try and beat my ISA each month>>60951751Too distributed when it comes to the governors and they probably eat packed sandwiches
>>60951755based gambling with your future anon
>>60951755checked and based beyond belief
>>60951739The indexes have actually become a lot less efficient because everyone started investing in them.
>>60951753>>60951688Thanking you sirs and wishing you of many happy returns this Diwali my friends :)>>60951630Bet you would have been profitable by now huh sir?
>>60951755checked and impressive you lucky bastard
>>60951764I posted the plan many times. I'm just following it. Though this is the first time I thought it was overvalued for the week and acted accordingly.
>>60951757Going to tell my boss that I need to start work late because my brain cells are too distributed.
will we see another event like GME from a few years ago?if so can you guys please let me know. I’m tired of being poor
>>60951673N-NOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I NEED MY GREENIES!!!! MY GREEN F*CKING CANDIES!!!!!!
>>60951769that only applies if you don't actually index properly. People should be buying the globe but instead are performance chasing with america only or tilting towards America. Investors who don't think line can go down are just gen z or millennial tards
>>60951752Large dipsSmall dipsAll will be slurped
>>60951739thanks for the writeup anon, so how do non-business world people know what stocks to invest in and sell? like I have almost a negative amount of knowledge about the business world, but I dont wanna be just another S&P500 guy, I wanna actually have a chance to escape poverty
line go up
How many will be shaken out by the fools dump from the sell at news types?
>>60951780GRRR is heavily shorted and the shorts are going to get squeezed.
>>60951791This should be taught in school but it's not. 60% of Americans own stock via retirement and only 20% have a brokerage account. And it's half that for Europoors. Only 33% own stocks via retirement and 11% own individual stocks This is partly a culture thing. Americans have a "fuck yeah we can do anything, conquer the world!" attitude when it comes to business and investing and Europeans are more a sad old man with a "what's the point" attitude and a bureaucracy that stifles what they do have
>>60951739Booger-heads forget that this only worked in an era of ever increasing privatization. Total market makes sense when the total market grows faster than the underlying economy. This trend will reverse mark my words.
It's over.
>>60951791>how do i perform than the entire industry while having no experience or understanding of what i'm doingyou're right about having negative knowledge
I boughted some Bloom Energy, anyone got more information on them? From what I can gather they make electricity storage for data centers and are partenered with Oracle. Bullish if the tiktok deal goes through
>>60951809Considering true bogleheads are globally diversified and own the EMERGING market I think you're correct and anyone only in america is gonna be in for some pain
Remember that institutional investors are sitting on 70-80% of the stock market which means that when they feel that the juice is drained out the dump! Resetting the climb back up, then they buy low and let retail take it back up while occasinally bying. The crash can come anytime!
I WAS IN A MCDONALDS TAKING A FUCKING SHIT AND JEROME POWELL WAS IN THE STALL NEXT TO ME SOBBING "W-WHAT DO I DO THEY ARE ALL EXPECTING RATE CUTS BUT I CAN'T I WON'T" SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING RGIHT FUCKIIING NOOOOW!!!!!!
>>60951791you don't
>>60951818>is gonna be in for some painSo when's that going to happen? It's pretty silly watching american stocks go up infinitely.
>>60951818I own emerging market debt, I think the breakdown of global trade provided by the unipolar world power of the U.S. is bearish for equities
Why dump when rate cuts are coming? Are they dumb?
>>60951820
>>60951812trimmed some of my tech
>>60951739>Initially mocked>it ended up doing absurdly wellkek. Many such cases
>>60951739>whole globeYeah well, no. A World ETF is pic related. This is the world. Which, funnily enough, is true, in a way.
I owned GRRR for a few hours in 2023 when it was a Chinese pump-and-dump described as an 3D animation studio. When did it become this (apparently legit) AI analytics company?
>fifth straight day of my portfolio being redlove it
>>60951788I don't care if the market goes down I buy every week irregardless
>>60951818america is going to outperform forever babe. nobody else has the advantages we have. horoscope told me to avoid disputes today though, so i'll just wish you good morning.
>>60951841if you sell literally everything and leave the stock market forever, it can’t claim any more of your money
>>60951780I'm just full sending gme, but I don't enjoy buying at these prices. They're getting warrants to purchase a share of gme for $32 for every 10 shares held, so that's some fuck shit to figure out if you want to play it.
>>60951836VGHIf only these were the only countries in the world...
Fellow europoors, how do you invest into ETFs without getting ass-raped by taxes? I'll have to pay 19% on gains which is fucking nuts to me, surely there's a way to set things up in a different location to avoid taxation?
>>60951841end of september is the worst part of the yearevery yearforever
>>60951836This is also the GAY world.
>>60951866in the UK you're allowed to invest 20k tax-free without being subject to CGT at allthey don't even make it a rule that you have to invest in UK companies (thank fuck for that)
>>60951872I'm European, UK isn't part of the EU anymore, I doubt I'll be able to leverage that.
>>60951837Last year sirFive years from now it will be a defence company
>>60951866Not enough information. 19% tax on realized gains? Unrealized gains? There are tax free investment accounts in many European states. Even if you realize gains and reinvest with that account your gains aren't taxed. So location matter as well.
Anyone else full port into today?
>>60951868I just got myself 25 calls for SPXS; $4.5, expy 9/26
>>60951872In the EU you can just fuck off and relocate to Cyprus for half a year and not pay taxes on anything
>>60951866I live in a tax haven and pay no capital gains taxesIf only I had made some capital gains ;_;
>>60951866Unironically just buy the top 10 holdings. The only downside is you will eventually have to close to rebalance.
>>60951827Some might say the rape cuts have already been priced in
>>60951866you're a retard>>60951878^^
>>60951866if you never take your money from your broker, you'll never have to pay taxes
wtf is their problem?
>>60951820He should do a 50 point cut. This idea that inflation needs to be at 2% is insane
>>60951891not wanting to pay billions in fines
>>60951887And you pay 26,375%
If I hadn't bought Novo yesterday I'd be down 1000 points today.
>>60951878I live in Spain, I'm a fiscal resident there.Capital Gains Tax (Impuesto sobre la Renta), applies to realized gains:Up to €6,000: 19%€6,001 to €50,000: 21%Above €50,000: 23%
>>60950487>GGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRR
>>60951893150
>>60951900I would look into Spanish equivalents of tax free investment accounts. Offshoring your stuff and not paying taxes at all likely isn't in your pay grade.
>>60951897I am Belgian, I pay 0% for the time being (committing tax fraud)
>>60951893He should do a hike. Facts, not feelings.
we can't let the Chinese outdo us, cut 225 bps jpow
>>60951902Isn't it genuinely accepted that China will drop an american company the second they think they can replace it?
>>60951871Victory is all globohomo has ever known
>>60951908In 2026 it will be 10% after 10k gainsPlus you still pay TOB and 30% on dividends after 1k or so
Dell recovered too quickly, so my calls didn't go through :(
>>60951812> it overAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
>>60951806>>60951814>>60951822I guess i was being too optimistic, thanks anonsill at the very least just treat it like a fun side-thing rather than a for sure money printer. im at work rn so I cant check that bogleheads link in the op, but does it suggest any specific ETFs or stocks to get started with? or was my idea of just finding a couple gold/rare earth mining companies to invest in a decent idea?
imagine powell getting on stage and announcing rate... hikes. how bullish would that be. yes bullish
The only thing pumping is fucking meme stocks and Shkreli is getting squeezed on the OPEN short
>>60951930buy VOO
>Gay office manager posts a laugh emoji on a post about Charlie Kirk>As the social media manager, I start getting messages from people snitching on him>Clients start calling to ask why he's now on a list of Charlie Kirk's murderers>Probably only a matter of time before someone digs up the picture of him and his boyfriend dressed as nuns for HalloweenThe lesson? Don't employ faggots.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No4prF8tJ1o
what if they just abolished the federal reserve?
>>60951933>ShkreliGuy seems like a midwit to me.
>>60951866Depends on where you live and the different envelopes you have. As a frog, there's a 30% flat tax, which is worse than you, but basically you only pay that in the absolute worst circumstances if you don't optimize shit. I have a "PEA" envelope where I can invest 150K, even on 2x leveraged nasdaq ETF, and I'll be taxed 17.2% as long as this PEA envelope is 5 years old (I opened mine as soon as I had my first job, so I'm good on that front). And as long as you do your trading operations within the envelope, you don't get taxed. Only what's coming out of the envelope gets taxed, meaning you can play the very long game and abuse it for trading. Then there's also our "Assurance vie" envelope that is basically unlimited but also has other rules you can abuse a bit.There's also the fact your tax depend on your income tax bracket. Which sucks if you have a decent paying job, but let's say you play the long game and only decide to use your stonks money to FIRE. Well, you suddenly don't hzave a high paying job anymore, you live off your divies, and get taxed as if you have a very low poorfag revenue. Meaning you pay low taxes on your gains.If you play the long game, you definitely can abuse the system.
Need an ETF that's allergic to tech. That AI bubble looks too delicate these days.
>>60951930The bogleheads are massive nerds and already have guides written, a wikipedia, and a forum where they will happily explain everythinghttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/ETFs_for_BogleheadsNot to be rude but no, your gold / rare earth mining idea is completely retarded but your heart is in the right place.
we should add a note to the OP saying>If you don't know how to invest then just buy VOO
>>60951940The president decides interest rates. But can only move them 5 basis points a month...lol
>>60951933secular growth is down, also-rans and non-institutional grade growth are up. makes sense. likely to continue if they cut.
>>60951949>>60951937>VOO instead of VTInigga
>>60951931>rate hikes have been priced in>all of the elites bathe in childrens blood>stock market crash at 3:49pm
I have the opportunity to invest in a closed end private equity fund. The initial investment is sizable. The returns look like fucking garbage, but I know 4chan and Reddit is always complaining about how PE are masters of the universe or something. What says /smg/?
>>60951954Oy vey
>>60951953VOO has better returns
>>60951956I say go fuck yourself
>>60951945
>>60951918It will be a few years before that happens in even the most deluded CCP minds. SMIC is currently brute forcing smaller nodes on DUV and despite clickbait headlines every few months, none of their native chips are actually better than Western offerings.
>>60951956I know very little about private equity but I've never heard ANYTHING good about them. They make everything worse for everybody and seemingly always have terrible returns to show for it.
>>60951954She isn't really :/ And it's not the age
Dell wants to double top so bad. If it does I'll be buying puts again.
What do I buy? NVDL calls? TQQQ shares? SOXL calls? Thinking 2 weeks out
>>60951956You're probably going to be a bagholder for a while. Unless you really love it, I would stay away. How can you control the profit on it, if you have no say?
>>60951956PE returns are garbage because all they do is wring the last few pennies out of shitty companies. they are like those fish you get for your aquarium to eat the shit from the other fish.
>>60951916rate hikes now for epic seethe from don
>>60951945Idk I was interviewed for a job this week by an AI for a position at an AI solutions company and it was actually very good
>>60951956have fun
>>60951956PE had good returns 20 years ago. Now it's over saturated and too many funds chasing too few opportunities. Plus if they are looking for retail investors then they really must be desperate. Avoid that shit like the plague.
I want a short but sharp pullback starting today. Is that too much to ask?
>>60951994Bros, I miss gyarus so much
I am being raped
>>60951962>the fund that doesn't have the size premium has been doing better in the short run
>>60951954That's legal age in my cunt.
>>60952007It's legal age almost everywhere, including most of America.
>>60951922>In 2026 it will be 10% after 10k gainsI am unironically gonna move because of this>Plus you still pay TOBmy broker doesn't take it out automatically so I'm just not gonna pay it kek>30% on dividends after 1k or soNo, I don't have another income, so I can earn 10.570 euros from dividends tax-free
>>60951866>I'll have to pay 19% on gains which is fucking nuts to meYuro here, 19% is pretty low for europe
So, who in the government is betting on this 50bp rate cut?
Bros I need a 10x so I don't have to off myself what do I buy
>>60952006you give me a size premium when you talk all smart
SCHD!Up!Bigly!
>>60952020I'd kill for 19%. It's 37% in my socialist hellhole and there's no distinction between short and long term.
Buy ALTR. Its europe palantir. Eu will go totalitarian soon and that company will be in the front.
>2:30
>>6095202350bp is extremely unlikely, best rate cutters can hope for is 25bp and an announcement that another cut is scheduled
Thanks for the money MAGAtards
>>60952030HmmAs a shizo I believe this
>>60952035>While Pissing on Trumps legNO RATE CUTS FOR THE IMMINENT FUTURE>stocks rocket to unprecedented ATH
>>6095203525 is expected50 is jubilant75 is worrisome100 would be crashAbsolute best case would be 50 cut with more in future. Worst case would be cutting a fuck ton or not cutting at all
>>60952028>Down 1.53% over the last 365 days
>>60951879I'm waiting for the end of Slurptembear dip
>>60951992>>60951956You're taking a big gamble on something with little liquidity. PE firms tend to be good at what they do, scaling up little companies fast and then getting them to IPO or just gutting a zombie company and getting every last drop out of them before they collapse. But that's not how YOU make money, that's how the PE firm makes money.People call publicly traded stock prices here "clown world", it's nothing compared to PE.R"ddit hates them because they are stupid nostalgic consooomers that are sad their Toys'r'Us shutdown, as if a fucking toy company with a massive real estate footprint could even be viable today.Again, I wouldn't do it if I were you. The only way I'd mess with anything in the PE space is working for a PE firm.
>>60952041Thanks for the free rent faggot
TURB chad i kneel sick call yesterday.
>>60952041If you get too obsessed with shit like who is vilified you can end up blowing your port trading retardedly
>>60952052That happened two weeks ago, anon.
>>60952061>>60952055Baited the MAGA. Now I only need to find the "fell for it"-awards.
>>60952065Yeah do post them once you find them anon, as a britbong it really stings
>>60952065pedophile faggot!
>ctrl+f plug>0/0Its like these faggots hate making money boss.
>>60952076>>60952069Yes.
>>60952079they suffer from TDS
>>60952079How long have you been bag holding those, bossman?
>>60952060only down 20%
>>60952079Sorry, we don't all have the same extensive knowledge about butt plugs like you do
>>60952079Thanks, just bought 1 share.
>>60952087July 23rd, 2025
JEROOOOME CUT THE RATES JEROMEDO IT OR ELSE THE BUNNY GETS IT JEROMEif he doesn;t cut rates I swear to on god I will piss on the nearest bank, I will shit on one of his federal reserve bills, I will create a voodoo doll of his mother and perform unholy rituals upon it, you WILL cut the rates
>>60951994yes,>Investor sentiment weakened last week, as reflected in Wednesday’s AAII Investor Sentiment Survey, which reported that 28.0% of individual investors are bullish, while 49.5% are bearish.
As a gay man, I love the stability SCHD provides to my portfolio
>>60952079The fact that Baggot owns PLUG makes me fear for my own position and I say that as someone with a 3 - 5 year outlook on it.
>>60952079on yeah i have been looking at that one and also wondering why its never mentioned despite frequently having big swings
>>60952100If you do these things please livestream them. I want to see you get arrested for public urination.
>>60952079Yahoo said this yesterday and it soars a day latermadness
>>60952100somehow my polymarket bet on no change is pumping
>>60952100how could he possibly not cut? Everyone and their dog has been saying it's 99% happening for the past two weeks I understand the logic as to why he shouldn't but surely 100% of people can't be wrong?
>>60952030>buy>0 Google resultsGet shreked
>>60952126>If you do these things please livestream them. I want to see you get arrested for public urination.I can cheat on that one, I work at a bank so technically I piss on the bank urinal basically every day
>>60952139>smg >he thinks there wont be a fat finger in 4 letterskek
>>60952141Piss on the carpet in the main room or no balls
>>60952120PLUG is a dotcom era stock?
>>60952141i took a really messy dump at the us supreme court once. pretty sure there's only one bathroom there too.
>>60952132Well, I think Powell only said it's time to think about cutting, not that they'll cut.>He noted that the "balance of risks appears to be shifting," with downside risks to employment increasing and inflation risks remaining contained, suggesting that the current restrictive monetary policy "may warrant adjusting our policy stance."But he also said >On the shift in policy stance: "The upside risks to inflation have diminished. And the downside risks to employment have increased. The time has come for policy to adjust."And he was proven wrong by the CPI. And he did the same thing in December 2023, right before inflation increased in Q1 2024 cause he's an idiot.
They're going to cut a quarter of a point today, and then another quarter of a point in December boss.
>>60952139
Algos are having fun with RDDT, wtf was that volume
>>60952158>We will do everything we can to support a strong labor market as we make further progress toward price stability.">While progress is regressingThe disinflation meme is also already dead. Then came the recalibration. What's next?
>>60952154Yeah, the outlook on them is that they likely won't turn a real profit until 2 years from now at best, but they're legitimately under a period of rapid expansion and cost-cutting right now that makes it look really feasible. I genuinely think it's a good stock if you're patient enough to hold for that long, it's just in a somewhat precarious position right now and if things go wrong in just the wrong ways it could make them go out of business. The next year in particular is really critical. I can't truly recommend it as a major investment because of the risk, but it's got some real high risk high reward potential.
>>60952161missed the pumptragicTRAGICwhy do I keep missing these PUMPS
>>60952079plugchads know its going to the moon (the moon being 3$+)
>broker gifted me Realty Income Corporation (O)what is this. i sell.
>WolfspeedNiggas buying companies with names that sound like a PS2 game
>>60952172Interesting, might throw 1k into it for the craic.
>>60952163*Reddit Is Negotiating With Google To Form A New Agreement On AI Content
>>60952158>fedspeak babbleeverything they say is carefully calculated to make people think there is a 50/50 chance of anything
>>60952158i wonder how that will affect the shiny rocks
I heard that they essentially have to cut because t-bills are coming due and they want lower interest to roll over the debt.
>>60952163it kissed 250lot of calls buy stops on round figures desu
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/09/17/bessent-fed-trump-lisa-cook-mortgage.htmlWow 3/4s of the trump admin has done mortgage fraud, when are they getting fired
>>60952190>rddt starts selling data to AI companies to train them>AI immediately nose dives in quality
>>60952164how is a rate cut going to bring back the jobs that were automated away anyway and all those illegals that were customers of the service sectors and so on. i don't think fed is the right department to try and fix this mess
>>60952198stop asking questions goy
>>60952130Arent these automatically generated?
>>60952193>inflammatory reddit spillover effect
GEMI is down to 25 range below its 28 IPO, love to see it, screw this stupid exchange and unprofitable company
I slurpded the dip praise vishnu
>>60952050>what is a dividend
>>60952185after jackson hole everyone thought there was a 100% chance of cuts though
>>60952207I solded. The rape was too much for me. You can pump it to the moon now.
I'm up 30% on these DELL leaps so farThanks DELL/CHEWY anon
>crab Monday>red tuesday>super red wednesday
Fanny up bigly
>>60952198trump fucked himself majorly with the tariff bullshit so before the market can feel it he's gonna cut rates the 25dp is just the start we are living through the meme times enjoy
>>60952198Well yeah, they know that. But whatever.
>>60952198It won't bring back the jobs that were automated away, it will just create an environment to encourage investment in other sectors boss.
How long until the fed meeting
i will buy gold whenever jpow says inflation
>>60952174Its still less than 2 pence a share and under £25 M Market cap. You are not too late to this one lil bro.Nor are you too late to GRRR sirrr.
Im watching Harold Potter
Why the fuck is it dumping
>>60952224Fannie is my Portfolio All-Star.
>>60952232Golds a good long term buy but I feel it's currently overbought, I hold a good amount but won't buy more until we see either a pullback or consolidation
>>60952211>SCHD = ~0.24 quarterly dividend and -1.53% over the past year>JEPQ = ~0.44 monthly dividend and +5.60% over the past year
While I'm waiting for Dell to drop I bought some GCT calls.
>>60952161>ALTR>ALRTI've had it with you dyslexics
>>60952240JPOW is going to increase by 50 bepis
>>60952222sheeeeeeeeeiiiiit
>>60952222Monday was neon green
>>60952238Which one
>>60952243
WHY IS IT GOING DOWNi thought everyday was green?
>>60952238excuse me but this is a trans safe space you're gonna have to leave if you're watching that chud propaganda
>>60952248I unironically keep forgetting to start building that QDPL position because my brain has it registered as QDLPt. dyslexic
>>60952245Also here is the Dell update.
>>60952243Should've bought real divvie stock.>MO = ~$1.06 quarterly dividend and up 26% over the past year
>>60952245I sold my GCT yesterday after reading the founder sold 100% of his shares.Seems too good too be true when you look at the fundamentals, which IMO means its a fraud.Still made a cool 17% in about 3 weeks lol.
>>60952258There's a huge announcement today and people are anxious.
>>60952254not for NVDA and metals incels like me
>>60952258?
Parents bought some savings bond thing for me a while ago. Got it now, a bit under $1000. Not a ton, but still nice. Need to get my car fixed tomorrow so hopefully that amount doesn't get totally eaten up by the repairs
>>60952260Harry Potter, the book and story, is so gay it made me a trans-supporter due to the author.
>>60952222i think you misspelled hyper euphoric green
>>60952256Half blood prince
>>60952282Well, in the US that could be the case with +15% inflation.
>>60952257>>60952272Was about to post this. There are a fuckton of boomer stocks (CVX, ABBV) that pay a higher qualified dividend while also growing more than SCHD. You could just pick some individual stocks from SCHD and outperform it significantly in both growth and dividend.
>>60952291>Half-BloodLeave it to some British single mother to push a book about race mixing upon children. I hate it boss.
>>60952283VOO > SCHD
>>60952305>tripfag>low IQ postevery time
Nvidia today is literally just a vertical down arrowChina must pay for this
>>60952305>Leave it to some British single mother to push a book about race mixing upon children. I hate it boss.he was the bad guy tho, Rowlings is based
>>60952298You just dont get it
>>60951954EIA EIA ALALÁ
>>60952309VGT > VOO
I am the voice of he who crieth out in the wilderness “Sell, and make straight the way of the bear!”
How feasible do you guys reckon it is to write your own script to read the FOMC speech as soon as it's posted and trade based on that?
>>60952350>>60952350>>60952350NEW THREADMEW BREADNEW THREAD
>>60951791Most businesses are actually pretty simple, just pretend they're lemonade stands and substitute lemonade with whatever product they're selling. If you don't understand why the company is worth as much as it is, it's usually because they're selling bullshit.
>>60952352Do you think you can write a faster script than the Asian quant who makes a million dollars a year on Wallstreet?
>>60952352its possible, there are many models trained to convert speech to text, then you simply setup a script to look for key words or phrases and trade based on them
I'm sure this will all turn out OK.
>>60952352Do you have a data center colocated with the exchanges on which you'll be trading using a supercomputer to parse the data one picosecond faster than the other major trading firms?
So buy calls and puts today?
>>60952366Baggie preys on those consoomers
>>60952360not to mention if you are running the script on a broadcast, those broadcasts are often minutes behind real time even when "live" and quants probably have someone in the room streaming directly to their servers
>>60952366its ok if it goes wrong fed will just buy it all
>>60952284faggot
>>60952458I said I support trans, not gays.
where the fuck is jerome come out and face us you coward
I bought 10 shares of UPS at $83.90 three days ago. What am I in for?
