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POWELL EDITION

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previously on /SMG/: >>60951518
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25 or 50?
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Okay I think I went full insanity here.
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>>60952356
-25, God willing
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>>60952356
25 cause its the most conservative and would probably freak out the markets the least. 50 would indicate he's worried about the economy. he can cut more later
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>>60952356
-50
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>>60952356
bout three fiddy
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it will be a sell the news event it will be a sell the news event it will be a sell the news event it will be a sell the news event it will be a sell the news event it will be a sell the news event it will be a sell the news event it will be a sell the news event it will be a sell the news event it will be a sell the news event it will be a sell the news event it will be a sell the news event it will be a sell the news event it will be a sell the news event it will be a sell the news event
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I'm scared
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why the fuck is NET dying?
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50 bepis
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>>60952381
hate to say it, but you're right, watch mass dumps between 1-4pm
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>>60952381
>>60952391
buy puts then pussies
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>>60952361
Powell will not bend the knee.
Maktub.
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>>60952350
So buy SPY calls and SPY puts at the same time?
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>>60952395
not as simple as that retard, IV will drop for many stocks, i'm actually looking at NVIDIA C175 Nov 21
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Who's ready for a buying opportunity?
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>>60952398
Doesn't work very well cause the cost is too high. People expect heavy volatility today. Been a long time since a rate cut.
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>>60952317
>>60952310
nah fuck you guys. the whole book is about female empowerment and promotes inclusivity through friendships across class lines and backgrounds. it's a piece of liberal propaganda used to poison the minds of the youth. its beyond disgusting boss.
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>>60952356
0.01%
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>>60952412
retard
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>>60952412
based retard
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>>60952395
yeah i want but which one?
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>>60952356
25 is expected and 50 would be giga pump. Anything above 50 is a recession indicator
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TEXTBOOK RATE HIKE
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>>60952381
I don't know, it doesn't seem like the market moves the way it should any more. It keeps reacting in surprise to obvious shit that should have been priced in for ages.
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STUB is now live. Let's see if the market hates them as much as their customers.
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Happy FOMC day
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>>60952423
yeah I can imagine a surprise .75 cut actually causing a massive dump because then everyone's worried about what the fed is seeing to cause it in the first place

It won't happen but fun to speculate over
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>the vix goes below 15 dollars
>I tell myself that I'm going to pick up a cheeky 500 bucks worth of VIX calls two weeks out
>I get distracted by work and drink myself to sleep instead
>Forget about it until there's a big event like the FOMC
>Realize I could have made some money
>Repeat forever
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>baba ALT
will chinese also dump with rate cut?
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>>60952412
I think it's just gay.

t.brown
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>>60952439
whats the decay like on vix options? It must be massive, you might not have made much anyway
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>>60952352
M8 it's too late for that. You realize you wouldn't just have to literally run a regex for keywords to profit from early buying/selling, but an entire predictive framework that creates a probabilistic model of what can be said further down the speech?
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Damn, Snep just killed Dumbledore
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>>60952432
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>>60952450
An LLM could do this but you'd need enterprise hardware to run it fast enough.
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When I was in high school this girl told me of a wild party she went to over the weekend. She said the party theme was that everyone is getting pregnant! Said it was crazy.


So, if we get a 50 basis rate cut, everyone is getting pregnant!
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>>60952450
>but an entire predictive framework that creates a probabilistic model of what can be said further down the speech?

isn't that just a specialized llm though? probalism is literally how they work, bet you could train a small one on jpows speeches for a few thousand bucks
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>>60952453
>>60952432
Might buy in. They're never going to pass legislation banning this and Ticketmaster because it keeps poor people out of their concerts and sports games.
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>>60952459
I hate woman sometimes; it is unreal. Makes me regret sending films to boyfriends
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Wanna know why we'll dump today? The market is expecting 4-5 cuts in a row. And the dotplot will not show that. And yields will jump.
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If you told me yesterday that before the rate cut the Dow would be up 300 points and Nasdaq down 100 I wouldn't have believed you, but here we are. It is supposed to crab. Makes no sense.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT DO I DO NOW
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4000 point hike incoming
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>>60952472
>And the dotplot will not show that.
You're right. It'll show 6-9 cuts in a row.
Get into $TLT and $TMF ***NOW NOW NOW***
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>>60952459
How many bvlls were present?
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Expect negative interest rates by April.
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>>60952356
+25
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I'm betting on a nothingburger after some normal market gyration when the news drop
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>>60952481
I think she only told me to laugh at the loser that would never be invited to such a party. The girl herself was black (a track star), so I imagine all the bulls.
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>>60952478
Sell
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>half you niggas saying market pumps in 90 mins
>half of you are saying the polar opposite

who do I believe
if I call this wrong I'll become a homeless
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>>60952486
>Expect negative interest rates by April.

man I wish, would totally take out a second mortgage for a vacation house
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let me guess
pump at 2pm and them complete 180 meltdown when powell runs his mouth at 2:30pm?
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>>60952491
i am betting on a mid drop followed by more pump
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I'm locked in GCT, but Dell is back down to a good call buy in price for those that want it.
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>>60952494

It'll pump to fuck your puts
Then we dump to fuck your calls
Your dicks for riding sluts
But J Pow got you by the balls.
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>>60952494
bears are consistently wrong
but if you are betting your life savings on fucking rate cuts then you have a gambling problem and will be broke soon no matter what
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>>60952398
I just bought a cheap hedge to say that it's not going up 25bps. 20 dollars worth would make up for my losses with my one call.
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>>60952494
screenshot this prediction

market will drop a lil sum when the fed cuts 25bp but also gives pessimistic assessment of the economy
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If Im often bigly green on days where the market slumps what does that say about me? contrarian prodigy?
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>>60952494
Pumps then dumps, pumps then dumps, pumps then dumps, forms the single most volatile crab pattern you've ever seen, closes perfectly flat across all markets.
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>>60952514
MAXIMUM JEET OPTIONSTRADER DESTRUCTION
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henlo, mister jerome
my wife Aspie is furious i called her the wrong name, and threatened to kill her and our son (who we never had)
please, cut the rates like i threatened to cut up my family
thank you
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My prediction: Jpow gives the markets exactly what it expects, markets stay flat all day

options holders get wrecked from IV crush
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GEMI puts are pretty expensive
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Opendoor is the most guaranteed 50% ever end of year like how is it even possible it doesn't, barring really bad earnings? I just want to make sure that the market doesn't crash today before going in.

They are about to expand to all 50 states and it has the meme stock power if they get good earnings then probably 20 EOY. I just can't decide if I want 15 calls or 20s.

Completely understand I could go broke on this.
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>>60952523
very low volume, massive bid/ask spread, GEMI needs to die lol
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The night of endless fire is drawing near.
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>>60952356
+50 Bepis
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Is LNTH anon around?
When to buy?
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check out oil tanker stocks
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>>60952516
>>60952514
Options trading is a nice way to get high blood pressure and early onset dementia.
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>>60952536
tanker?
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>>60952507
That is super smart unironically anon, that is a 100% chance of happening hedge who needs gay volatility, sure things are rad.

I love the idea Powell doesn't cut rates because of grocery inflation, the crash would be disgusting -3% day minimum and I would masturbate to the crypto crash Ethereum to 3000 at least.
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>>60952523
Almost bought that trash yesterday wew finally a good trading decision
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>>60952514
I would break something.
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>>60952527
I buy it to sell weekly calls and keep buying more with the premium. If I get called then oh well and I only make money. Tried trading it at 2 and learned the hard way I suck at timing
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>>60952537
It does take a special sort of dumb fuck like myself to deal with the pain.
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The audacity of this negligent cunt campaigning for reelection like this. Unbelievable. Destroying the city "on purpose"!
>>60952356
Jerome has never done more than the minimum expected.. except when he was hiking in 2018. It'll be 25.
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My prediction: A dump like December 2024
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>Per source given anonymity, President Trump is considering canceling the TikTok deal and letting it go dark among issues with China threatening the future of US chips. Current dialogue being led by Scott for a TikTok framework has stalled due to new tariff driven roadblock raised by China
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>>60952553
>canadian politics
lol
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>>60952494
Drop at news, then pump.
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>>60952557
How the fuck are you supposed to run a business with this clown in the white house?
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>>60952557
is this because of China's power play on NVIDIA? based Xi
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>>60952557
>trump telegraphs his every move
>everyone still caught off guard
he is truly an amazing human being
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>>60952553
Your country is so overrun by jeets they're even being elected into positions of power
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>Bloomberg switches to seething about trump and rfk
Market is done for the day. Crab confirmed
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>>60952497
as is tradition
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>>60952567
It's been pretty easy so far boss.
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2PM

2PM

2PM

2PM

That is the answer to your question.
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>>60952582
are you telling me tiktok being banned has had no effect on interstate commerce? You got a source for that?
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>>60952577
the campaign signs in the jeet enclaves are all dudes in turbans. please send help.
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>>60952557
based, SOXL to $5
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There was a discussion in the office today about financing a car versus buying a shitbox and just investing the rest, triggered by some boomer meme someone copy pasted in the group chat.

I kept my mouth shut. No one at the rat race factory must know I am trying to escape.

>>60952557
China has no intention of making a deal or compromising in any way.
The die has been cast, there will inevitably be a showdown. The "West" is hoping that Xi or Putin drop dead before this happens, this is why they are obsessed with longevity and talked about it at their recent meeting. They know it's chaos when they're gone.
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>>60952578
They know they lost with the fed cucking to trump
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>>60952557
Didn't some kids just over throw a government for something similar?
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>>60952587
>t. Just trust me boss
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>>60952534
not the original LNTH anon, but I sold mine before the dump, thinking of buying back in
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ONE HOUR REMAINS
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>>60952350
CUT OR UNCUT?
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>>60952557
>be china
>make a deal
>be retarded right after
What is with the Chinese that they can make a deal? And why do retards like >>60952557
>>60952567
>>60952570
Think this is a good look for China? This isnt strategy to try and fuck over the entity you make deals with, it's nonsense sinophilia
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>>60952610
it's not about what's a good look for China, it's about getting inside Trump's head, which Xi is very good at
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reminder that it's not the rate cut that matters as that is a forgone conclusion (25bps). it's all about the language contained within the minutes, and how dovish it is / isn't, or rather how the algos measure that aspect. inevitably, retards will question why the market is doing what it's doing after the 25 cut occurs.
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>>60952600
You are extremely retarded if you think Nepal was just over social media. It was the culmination of corruption and state sanctioned killings of protestors
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>>60952509
I just hope they don't change the numbers in the last minutes. I might just have to do more.
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>>60952623
see >>60952509
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>>60952622
>it's not about being smart, it's about being petty and ruining yourself
So it's just China then
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>>60952623
>forgone conclusion (25bps)
This nigga is gambling with the FedWatch tool.
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Over/under on how many times JPow says "data" today?
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>>60952381
no. most people are bearish
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>>60952585
Based VLR enjoyer
I postponed studying for my MCAT to play COMPLEXMOTIVES a week before release.
Dogshit game and ending but the memes are timeless, can't believe that was almost a decade ago fuck
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Remember: Jerome Powell speaks, line goes down. This is Jerome's law.
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>yfw 25 bepis pts hike
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>>60952634
tbf SMIC and other chinese chipmakers have made tremendous progress on 12nm+ processes and they are catching up on smaller dies, China was literally a peasant mud field in the 1950s, Mao made it worse by having the plebs smelt their iron tools in their backyards during collectivization, considering that they are making tremendous economic progress, the US has been leading industrialization since the late 1800s...

i fucking hate China but it's not them that will kill the US economy and hegemony, it will be the retarded actions internal to the country, Xi just knows how to play the long game and fuck with Trump, who is somehow deferential to autocrats (cuz he's a cowardly cuck behind it all)
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anyone else pre-gooning for jenna's appearance?
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Why the fuck is everything down? Who got the bepis change early?
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did anyone put stoploss on their position?
i am looking since 2 hours but i cant decide
i mean i am expecting a dump but not a april level one so i dont know if i should protect or ride the wave a little longer
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>>60952644
VLR is my favorite of the series!
At least the series gave you much better memories than the MCAT's.
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>>60952594
China has enough would-be autocrats to fill Xi's seat until another strong man appears. Russia, I'm less certain.
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>>60952656
Jenna is gone. You gotta let it go
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>>60952660
i plan on hanging myself in the future whether I win big or lose it all so I really don't care enough to use stop loss
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ah fuck i just checked YINN
should’ve held it when I bought after liberation day
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>>60952668
why does every woman i fall in love with leave me?
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Powell theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY4N5NOAsH0
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>>60952660
>not expecting an April one
Well no shit that was like a historical once-in-many years dump. We aren’t getting anything like that for a few years probably.
The biggest dumps we’re getting might send us back like a week.
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>>60952643
contrariancontrarian
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>>60952655
>he's playing the long game buy slowing down his economy, ruining any attempt to branch out into NATO aligned countries, and being petty to trump
China's chip "advancements" are as much of a lie as their construction development. This is just Xi being retarded and looking gift horses in the mouth because China has cultural insecurity after being raped by the British. They can't even get that grand alliance between India and Russia either because of their arrogance and demanding to be on top.
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WHY IS IT DROPPING MY BASTERDS
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>>60952665
China is a bureaucracy first and a dictatorship second.
Russia never abolished feudalism.
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>hike
Dump
>Cut
Dump
>Nothing
Dump
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>>60952655
The short game is that China is deflating and US is vice versa. All this export investment to stop the housing bubble collapse has to eventually start actually selling stuff instead of just making more factories least Xi repeats Gorbachev's mistakes.
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Everyone asking, "What is the rate?" but nobody's asking, "How is the rate?"
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>>60952665
China is less fucked, India is the unknown, and Russia is fucked. India's future will be based on a post modi world and a reckoning with hindu nationalism, as that alone has really fucked up India's ability. Russia meanwhile is fucked into getting suicidal strongman that haven't been groomed into running Russia properly
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>>60952536
>oil tanker stocks
which ones?
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>>60952682
generally i agree with you but china's chip advancements and electronics manufacturing is real, maybe not in the most advanced fabs, chip design, or assembly but it's no coincidence that most cheap electronics come from shenzhen
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>>60952396
Im under this impression that it would be the best thing in the long term, kind of like when you´re in the wild and have an infection, so you apply hot irons to your fleshwound
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My Brazil ETF doin a lil sum
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>>60952557
who cares anyway... with these a new one will pop up overnight and people wont even remember the previous one. they all look and feel the same
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>>60952713
I trust whatever he does will be the best choice. He knows way more about this shit than I do.
So if he cuts, that's probably the right choice. If he doesn't, that's probably the right choice.
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>>60952701
Frontline, DHT for crude
Hafnia, Torm for products
Some have gained more than others but it's been a good 6 months.

CMB.Tech might be undervalued but they are in so many segments it's hard to recommend. Everything they own is doing well rn though.
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This is just a little market shake out. Those too scared should get out before the rate cut. Cause things are going to go crazy!
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>tfw missed out on OPEN
>missed out on ETHA
>missed out on TSLL
>missed out on NIO

Someone please share their watchlist with me, I need different stocks to look at because I feel like there’s no opportunities anywhere
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>>60952729
The boys over at the F. E. and D. don't provide pre-emptive QE because times are good boss.
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>>60952732
wait till next week lil bro, this week is totally fucked
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>>60952479
this but unironically. spy 500 eod
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>>60952702
You are thinking as if this is still the early 00's where major markets unquestioningly accept Chinese goods. Now we are in a market where China can only desperatly sell EVs to themselevs or south America, with even Europe putting restrictions on Chinese goods. Their cheap chips won't matter unless they can actually perform well, and they have been shown to not perform well especially in AI. At best they have just stolen the lowest end nvidia tech and will desperatly try to sell it too, only to face a wall that prevents them.
The overwhelming problem is that China still beleives everyone is not wise to their shitty non-deal making and backstabbing. China at this moment needs to just accept everything to lull everyone to a false sense of security, but they refuse to because they actually are retarded enough to beleive they are superior.
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>>60952479
I wish
Jerome needs to drag this retarded economy out behind the shed and put it down for good.
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when does this shit drop anyway? 15 min?
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>>60952640
https://polymarket.com/event/what-will-powell-say-during-september-press-conference?tid=1758129252456
No market...
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>>60952494
Government has less free money to dick around with if market crashes. right? They still need that money for the israel and ukraine wars. Market pumps for now is my assumption.
That said I have some cash ready in case I am wrong and it dumps
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>CEOs of Twitch, Reddit and Steam testify in front of congress soon

Hahahahaha oh wow, if these platforms get wrecked then market crash underway lmaokek
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>>60952366
Man, now the scene in The Meme Short, where they KNOW they are right but the market still pumps really rings a bell.
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What’s the play for Powells speech today
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>>60952665
wang huning for president
look him up
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when is donald trump giving us the new rates
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I believe that life will get much worse, and people, especially young adults, will start drinking heavily. I already own BUD and LVMHF, anything else I should buy?
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Hearing a lot of stem cell ads lately
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>>60952702
>>60952743
https://videocardz.com/newz/moore-threads-introduces-mtt-s4000-48gb-ai-gpu-with-mtlink-and-zero-cost-nvidia-cuda-framework-translation
This was from 2 years ago and deep seek still ended up just running off of smuggled in nvidia cards from Singapore. I'll believe China can actually compete when I see it, they always dump incredible news like this, the chinaboos go crazy and say it's the end of the west, and then they just end up using our shit anyway.
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>>60952679
swan bros gonna win big today
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UP OR DOWN??
GO GO GO
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>>60952767
>when is donald trump giving us the new rates

See:
>>60952585
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>>60952755
What are they testifying against?
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>>60952755
>Today, House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) invited the Chief Executive Officers of Discord, Steam, Twitch, and Reddit to testify at a full committee hearing on October 8, 2025. The hearing will examine the radicalization of online forum users, including instances of open incitement to commit politically motivated acts.
Gaben politics arc... It all comes full circle in life
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>>60952778
Just some nothingburger about; "Your platforms might have radicalized people into being extremists, what do you say about huh???"
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>>60952755
What about the Discord CEO?
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>>60952772
Picard in his vineyard.
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>>60952774
jpow heartattack on stage biotech gets removed from the stockmarket
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>>60952767
About 1-2 bong
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>>60952782
>>60952786
How pointless
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>>60952777

TRIPS OF AMBIGUITY
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Where my bear bros at. We have witnessed the petatop, today is our day.
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>>60952726
>Hafnia, Torm
I have both, paying good 7-8% dividend but not appreciating like I expected. I see HAFN is buying TRMD stock. First they stated done, deal, now seeming to say they kinda agreed to buy. Not sure what HAFN's plan is with this.
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>>60952789
Oh yeah, that fucker too is testifying

Man are we ALL gonna see the biggest and ugliest can of worms open up EVER
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>>60952557
This Scott, he lacks filial piety, and his manners are of a lower status than a cambodian's
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>>60952807
less than 40 minutes until the atm stops working and western civilization ends
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No jenna
No hope
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>>60952716
Based Brazilian equity appreciator.
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my portfoliussy is throbbing so hard rn
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>>60952814
But we are so close to replicators and holodecks!
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>>60952808
KEK, Hasan will be mention 100%. Would be funny if they ask about his or his staff's relationships with twitch steamers
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>>60952804
I think it's a very high chance they buy the whole thing.

Torm majority shareholder is Oaktree and they want out. Howard Marks August memo was pretty clear that he thinks stocks are in bubble territory and he wants out.
Hafnia is controlled by BW who have a long history of buying other companies and consolidating.
Hafnia executive team are all ex-Torm who split from the company when ownership was different and not up to their standards of doing business. Now they're both high quality.

I don't see any reason why Hafnia won't pull the trigger on the whole thing.
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I'm ready for some pumpa
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>>60952821
mine feels beat
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>>60952833
That will be tomorrow, today I will be a drop from sell-at-news
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>>60952825
Someone actually getting in trouble for Twitch's clear favoritism towards Hasan would be really funny.
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Hasan is insulated from scrutiny with his family's real estate and Young Turks money.
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You guys did make meme plays right?
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ok bros i just opened my first brokerage account
how stupid would it be to do a put on the s&p that it goes down to 6580
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>>60952843
Guess we will see in 33 minutes.
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>>60952833
i'm going to laugh SO HARD if they don't cut rates

the markets will tank
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>>60952840
I'm surprised his family protects him. He advocates for their murder on a near-daily basis.
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>>60952848
Good, I want some cheapies.
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>>60952585
What is this in Martian time?
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>>60952858
Mars doesn't have an agreed to international time standard.
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>US bans China from buying nvidia chips
>China bans China from buying nvidia chips
It seems like they want the same thing?
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>>60952853
His followers are mindbroken with victim mentality/slave morality. Anyone that has more than them is subject to scrutiny - even family. Even if he secretly pools together wealth with his relatives, he says what his peons want to hear.
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>>60952867
kek
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>>60952856
What did he mean but this?
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We will next move to a narrative that valuations aren't in a bubble because fiscal dominance is the name of the game and inflation is guaranteed
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>>60952854
The fuck is wrong with these subhumans
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>>60952867
Chips keep getting smuggled in from Singapore, which is good for NVDA's profits but pisses off both governments.
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Keep in under you hat, but I know first hand Jerome is going to announce a 50bps cut. He is also going to justifies it purely on the ground the president demanded he do it and is going after other members of the fed so if the will of the people is to undermine the independence of the fed he will respect democracy and let it happen and the people will get what they deserve.
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>>60952854
Poor horse, he didn't ask to participate in this stupid war.
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>>60952847
Tbh I've just been doing small gambling cause I was curious, it has worked oddly well.
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>>60952853
The turkish/eastern mindset is to mindlessly protect your family even as they stab you to death.
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>>60952845
anyone
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>>60952865
>>60952858
Well since an earth day is 24 earth hours and a martian day is 24 earth hours and 40 earth minutes, it will be in about 30 minutes boss.
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>>60952856
how do i profit from exploding cellphones
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>>60952423
25 is to cover the tariff bullshit but if its 50 than id say even thats a recession indicator 75 and above is catastrophic
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>>60952867
WW3 cancelled after parties realize they want the same things out of life.
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>>60952869
Right, but he's saying the rich should be killed in the streets. So why is his (rich) family giving him money and protecting him?
I didn't realize his mom was a fucking landlord though, I thought his family's money came from shipping or something.
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>>60952867
This is more of less the thing with the trade war as well
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>>60952825
>>60952837
I just hope it results in Twitch getting shut down for good, I need some easy shorts
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>>60952878
>Trump said he wants a fed cut
Why do you still believe anything that comes out of that retard's mouth? It's all show Anon.
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>>60952881
Ottoman emperors notoriously had their own brothers imprisoned and even assassinated to secure stable successions so I'm not sure I buy this.
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Listening to early Sepultura
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>>60952856
>cell phones are jewish
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Just a reminder:
>A dump like in December 2024
>Reason: Dotplot will show 2 cuts for 2025
>Expected are 3-4
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>>60952885
Make it 75bps, that would be so funny kek
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>>60952886
Their common goal of fucking nvda investors
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>>60952883
Guess they got to decide when they want to start the divergence. 40 minutes off every day adds up quick.
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>>60952889
Because people like him have the means to leave whenever they want. They advocate for death because they can just leave and hopefully their rivals in the rich somehow get caught in the crossfire, then they come back, buy up everything for cheaper, and come down hard on the same people they let loose
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>>60952885
It's 25 with dissentions and a "fun" dot plot for everyone to write about
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>>60952894
When the actors are putting on a show, its only respectful to play along with them, no?
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God please no rate cuts. Give me a 2% dump and I promise I'll never short anything again (for about two weeks).
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Actors are considered worse than prostitutes.
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>>60952911
But the rich usually act in the interests of the rich. Promoting violent communist insurrection is not beneficial to them unless it happens in third world countries where none of their assets are located.
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>>60952848
I said yesterday and I mean it
whatever happens I will cum hands-free
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Is today the day that I, as a Bobo, win?
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should i buy this optimistic run up, sell for a small profit before the announcement
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How is NDX down so little with NVDA down more than 2%, are they pumping pre revenue stocks?
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Where should I watch the fomc?
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>>60952854
horse meat is quite tasty
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>>60952926
Bobo under the desk thinks he won.
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Income has not predicted voting behavior very well
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Nothing will happen
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20 minutes
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>>60952923
You think the rich are a monolith and not their own social structure within the social structure. People like hassan are the low mid tier of rich often call the Nouveau riche who often have delusions of still being middle class or even poor. They advocate for change that they think will benifit them, and think in terms of "Reginald has 10 million while I have only 5!"
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>>60952875
didnt you answer your own question?
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>>60952776
crab
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>>60952944
I was under the impression that his parents are extremely wealthy, close to billionaire. If they're only in the 5-10 million range then I was way off.
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Tell me one STOCK, ONE. That will PUMP/DUMP the most during the FOMC. Have to waste time, money in hand.
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16 Minutes to go.
Prepare for war!
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>>60952776
50bps cut, causing a giga green candle from retail buying up what they think is good news, before it crashes from everyone else worrying it means the economy is in the shitter
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>>60952950
where do you get this sentiment data? ive been looking for sentiment data for ever
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>>60952953
Vuzi
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>>60952951
I said that they think in terms of that, not their actual worth. For the "rich" money itself stops to matter and it is about power and influence. The Nouveau riche can have billions, but have no power at all to actually affect much other than choosing the color of a rolls royce
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so should I spend my first $50 into the S&P 500 before the rate cut announcement? or into something else
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>>60952953
>waiting for them geriatric fucks at the F. E. & D. to get off their ass and make a decision when you could have just bought PLUG at open
shiggy fucking diggy boss
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>>60952956
https://youtu.be/N7qkQewyubs?si=TTk2G8jXRg0WBt-u
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>>60952964
His family is quite influential. His uncle is Cenk Uygur. He's not some little poorfag who won the lottery, he was born into a wealthy family with political connections. He's also clearly retarded, which is why he pushes communism, but presumably his family isn't retarded, so I don't see why they wouldn't cut him off after the 100th time he publicly endorsed their murder.
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>>60952950
how has sitting on the sidelines worked out for you anon? lol pussy
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Just remember, this market will try to fuck you.
Wait until after the first candle.
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Market will collapse today.

https://youtu.be/lllRp2-4caw?si=NqpR5N9vSYMyLUFI
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>>60952973
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>>60952986
thats a child.
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>>60952993
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>>60952993
out of 10!
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>>60952985
https://youtu.be/sb5EuQ2oczY?si=uz5iz4GlUNQno80e
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>You can't be a communist if you have millions
Well, you can't also be a christian which is most of the republican party, you retards. It's mostly about billionaires and how the whole system functions to the benefit of the already rich.
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>>60952984
market markers are all flat when news come out (in that exact moment) there is no fuckery, just empty books.
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Those faggots on the /biz/ catalogue sure care a lot about minor adjustments to the FFR for people who buy funny coins to prepare for fiat's imminent collapse
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>>60953005
But Fiat will collapse in around 2 weeks?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEwZgssV1gw
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>>60953005
>Why don't people convert all of their useable currency to currency that can not be used to purchase a single necessity?
: ^ )
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>>60953011
more like 2 minutes
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>/pol/ is talking about a crash
yeah nothings gonna a happen
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>>60952977
>tyt
>influence
Maybe a while ago, but now they are nothing. As I said, rich enough to pick a rolls color, but now powerful enough to make change. At best they are just strong arming twitch because the CEO is a lefty and thinks people actually follow hassan
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>>60953005
liquidity pumps bitcoin, which drags up all the shitcoins
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>mfw the scamwick goes off and everything surges right up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFMy2NuOVic
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>>60953014
umm akchualy its digital gold and you would be a fool to sell any of it
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>>60953003
>you can't also be a christian
this is a myth, the church has never taught that wealth is inherently immoral
the point of the eye of the needle is to illustrate that impossible things are possible with god
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JEROME ITS TIME TO PUMP MY BAGS JEROME
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Short the fuck out of the footsie wootsie and cack carrots. This announcement is about to make the euro and british pound sterling moon which will be bad for foreign stocks boss.
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>>60953032
1 pbtid
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>>60953018
I am as right-wing extremist as one could be but I find pol to be a weird place. Most of the people there are just sad neets blaming the world for their life. As far as I have heard most of the people there arent even white lol
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are you watching any live stream?
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RATE (o_o )
RA / TE <(o_o )
RA TE ^(^o^)^
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>>60953039
White supremacy is an ideology for self-hating brownoids. See: Nick Fuentes
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Black Wednesday incoming
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GREEN WEDNESDAY COME ON JERRY
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60 seconds
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>>60953043
REPLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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i'm ready
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WTFWT
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
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Inb4 100x bagger and we're all gonna make it bros
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im ready to be greener than an emerald pump me up babeeeeeeeee
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Hold on to your butts
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>>60953071
>>60953073
FUCK YOU YOU MADE ME LOOK
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thank you jerome
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IT'S OVER
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TYBJEROME
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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FOMCore waiting room music has been great so far. Glad Jerome finally figured out a style and stuck to it, his last set was sort of eclectic and all over the place. The subdued piano and the electric guitar has been a great combo.
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>He sold?
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did we just hit another new ATH
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WE MOONING SMIGGERS

MORE CUTS MORE CUTS

BUY BUY BUY

BUY GRRR
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literaslly nothing happening
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.25% cut with 2 more forecasted in the year. Only dissent was Trump appointee
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LOL at the Miran dot for 2025
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Is the Fed ever not going to only pump the markets?
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>Only 25 bepis
Nothingburger
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The first move is always wrong boss.
#DumpIt
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Dollar gigadumping
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>>60953106
>>60953106
>>60953106
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Nothing happened smgsissies
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>>60953096
>.25% cut with 2 more forecasted in the year. Only dissent was Trump appointee
dissent on cutting or did they want a bigger cut?
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>20 pips
nothing
ever
happens
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>25 bepis announced
>my Playlist starts playing loose cannon by Killing joke
>this is the day the sky turned green
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>>60953036
Nooo not my heckin post counterino
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>>60953028
>the point of the eye of the needle is to illustrate that impossible things are possible with god
lmao sure
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>>60953115
Dissent on cutting according to brief clip from live stream. Seems he felt that we should keep it going. Fed readjusted primarily on unemployment.
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OPEN starting to drop
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>>60953172
Intel recovering WTFWT
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>>60953135
>Dissent on cutting according to brief clip from live stream. Seems he felt that we should keep it going. Fed readjusted primarily on unemployment.
stream i'm watching said he want a 0.5 cut i.e. cut bigger
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>>60953118
yeah no gains will ever be enough for one of those
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nigvidia massive momentum shift to sell side (blue line), glad i didn't buy those C175 Nov 21
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>>60953250
forgot to attach

SPY and QQQ sta
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CALLS OR PUTS
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im an investing dumbass who just puts some money into a schwab account each paycheck
should i be buying or selling?
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>>60953345
if there is a dump could be a good opportunity to buy
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Calls on sale. Cuts always cause a dump.
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>>60953358
I was gonna buy some IAU and SIL today but saw both were at or near ATH (I know you fags prefer physical metals, but fuck you)
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>>60953172
And the other plebbit stock LDI
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Hey Boss,

It's Big_D from /smg/ capital. Thanks for taking my question, I just wanted to ask what took you so long, and why the fuck can't you make your own policy instead of letting the markets dictate your policies for you, thanks again boss.
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>>60952386
Muh double top
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>>60953390
not anymore sp is already green...
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>Fed cuts rates
>10y yield moves higher
That's a code red signal



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