moorish edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permitsPrevious: >>60952350
I love bush.
2 MORE CUTS>2 MORE CUTS2 MORE CUTS>2 MORE CUTS
pump day
NOTHINGBURGER AGAIN
Third for GRRR
>>60953116George W or George HW?
its gonna dumpthis nothingburger was priced in already and blue balling doesnt pay no bills
>>60953106sexis that a minor?
>spy goes up by 0.1%>usd goes down by 0.2%I lose money. Great! Cant win here. Fuck me for being a euro cuck
I HAVE ALL MY SAVINGS IN DOLLARS AND THEYRE FROZEN SINCE IM RUSSIANAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU NAFO TRANNIES
Is this mini pump real or just the bull equivalent of the Last Charge of the Light Brigade?
let's wait until the press conference before celebrating
RATE (o_o )RA / TE <(o_o )RA TE ^(^o^)^
dollarbros...
Get fucked bears, Septembear just became septembull
>tesla pumpinglmao nice
>>60953133Can you at least play Tarkov?
STOP THE COUNT
>>60953136Au gallop!
THIS IS THE GOLDEN BULL RUN
>>60953132kekinflation is a bitchbetter go in all in nigger
>>60953120PRICED IN>PRICED INPRICED IN>PRICED IN>Wouldn't it be funny if he raised rates instead?
>>60953150LMAO this pic
>just 25 bepisThis shit is nothing lmao
1 euro = 1.2 dollarinos . Kek Ameripoors
>>60953128baked beans you retard
>>60953137did ever anything happen after the announcement?gdkjm
>>>60953028>the church has neverNew Christians are so cringe.
Can't wait or Trump's tweet shitting on Jerome
JJEEEEEERRROOOOOOOOOMMMEEEEEEEEEE
Why did I invest in dollar denominated stocks? I'm never gonna financially recover from this
>>60953165all part of a larger plan to stop importing your goods and get you faggots to import our goods boss
>>60953165Bobina never cums
>nothing ever happens bros were right again
TELL ME WHY NET IS DUMPING YOU WALLSTREET NIGGERS
>>60953177same. I gonna start invest into usd hedged etfs from now on.
Why would you lower the projection for cuts in 2025 when your new projection for GDP is higher than the one before but inflation is the same?How the fuck does that make sense? >June 1.4 GDP>Now 1.6>Unemployment both 4,5>PCE both 3.0>Core PCE both 3.1>Fed Funds 3.6>June Fed Funds 3.9Literally nonsensical.
>>60953162But 25 bepis next monthThen a 25 bepis for the Christmas rallyThats 75 bepis points lower than yesterday by Jan 1 2026.I have wasted this year. The only girls I have banged were in Asia then a homeless girl back home. Every day is a new low.
>>60953178Thoughts on CELH?
Im going ALL IN GOOGL , whos with me?
>>60953183This has been the easiest to make money.
>>60953178You can export some of those big booty latinas. We don't need the ford trucks or high fructose corn syrup.
>nothingburger with the option for extra nothingburgers later down the linecool i guess
>>60953191Read the Feds dual mandate. You'll find absolutely 0 mention of GDP you paste eating retard.
>tesla litterally up and down over 1 % in 10 minutesMUSKKKKKKKKKKKBUY MORE YOU SOUTH AFRICAN NIGGER
>A narrow majority of Federal Reserve officials now pencil in a total of at least 3 cuts this year
>>60953120Dollar is kill. But we knew that, money supply keeps going up, after all.
>BREAKING NEWSNDX, SPX HAVE FULLY RETRACEDIT'S OVER
lmfao is SPY genuinely having a red day on rate cut announcements?
>market flatwe won
Holy shit the dollar is DOOOOOOOOMPING
so has don posted his reaction yet
>>60953191They even think Inflation will be higher in 2026 with 2.6 instead of 2.4, and Unemployment lower with 4.4, yet they want to cut more.These projections by the Fed are absolutely worthless. How can you flipflop like this? Vibenomics
>>60953219Nothingburger announcement
WE DUMPING WE DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60953213
>>60953219priced in
>he didn’t invest in Tlt and tmf before a rate cutIt’s like you hate money
>>60953212It's a triple mandate now libchud
>>60953205Look if you guys want AOC you can have her, but you need to send us Giorgia Meloni in exchange.
>>60953211Most of these fed meetings have been incredibly boring because they telegraph their intentions well ahead and it goes down exactly as everyone expects.
It's ogre.
CLOSE THE MARKET!!!
>>60953214>this yeardamn that would be a cut every month. usa will be the new zimbabwe
>be eurofag>do nothing >win
DO NOT REDEEEEEMDO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM
>russel on its ATHliterally what is pumpingall my second row stocks are doing nothing
Unhhhh… Jerome? What the fuck is this, Jerome?
we need an emergency cut
>>60953107I am so good at this boss
LOLOL
market priced in all 3 cuts, now we doomp
wtf i thought we were going to pump i literally went all in NVDL at the dialy top
>>60953200I already did that
>NET -5%STOP THIS BULLSHITTTTTTTT
IT'S GOING FUCKING REEEED NOOOOOOOOOO
>>60953177Thanks for holding our bags
>Stocks and dollar dumpingI'm gonna kill myself
Once again tech being the fags they are.
POWELL DO SOMETHING
lmao at the faggots who bought LDIseems my UVIX put (as insurance) was unnecessary?
>>60953136Holy shit it actually was AHAHAHAHAEXIT. FUCKING. LIQUIDITY.
this market is untradeable nonsense some days
anduril pls ipo
>>60953131Maybe a C or a D minor. Now watch me play in a minor
For me the question is, how much lower can the dollar go.
You think this is bad, wait until Jay gets on stage and starts spilling spaghetti everywhere using words like "We don't know" boss
Doompa
AAAAA IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING OVER
>>60953269use the right pic ffs
Trump needs to refinance the debt quickly so Jerome "too early" Powell can raise the rates back up before the market closes. This dump isn't what was supposed to happen
I keep misreading LDI
WHAT
What the nigger just happened??!?
>>60953283I'm all in minors and feeling good.
The duality of man >>60952843, also on a scale of So Back to So Over, what do you think my odds are?
DEPLOY THE VDEPLOY THE FUCKING V RIGHT NOWPULL UPPULL UP!
Yep, Jerome is fired
>>60953303>he doesn't know
>he didn't watch how the Orion constellation crossed over the 74th meridian in the Australian skies perfectly sitting behind the path of the waxing gibbous moon at 3:41 am to inform his investing decisionit's like you hate money
Dow is up while everything else is down? Didn't expect that.
WHY THE FUCK IS IT ALL DUMPINGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I’m getting fucked just from holding USD when GBP is my base currency. lol lmao even.
25 BEPIS WAS ALREADY PRICEDWE'RE GOING DOWN MAYDAY MAYDAY
>tech
I'm gonna go on a walk
THE MARKET IS PAINTING A J IN JPOWS HONOR
ACTIVATE THE PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM
why it go down ?
>>60953324More like TQQQute
>>60953228>>60953191The dollar is dumping because the Fed is not independent anymore. How do you get to a different outcome with the same or even better numbers. How do you get to a lower Fed Fund Rate for 2026 with WORSE aka HIGHER inflation expectation and lower unemployment?
I'M CRABBING!!!
Trump said this would save the economy what's happening
>>60953299Wealth tax only on democrats. It's the only play left
>>60953333More like checked
>>60953312Plunge protection team?
>futures
>>60953331Someone ITT saw green and bought. It’s the only explanation.
>>60953106even this dumb mid whore becomes hot asf as a giantesswhy do giant women have to be so fucking sexy
>>60953311he could have use the horse as onahole. why kill it?
>>60953321That's why I'm holding european companies that I bought with USD. It's no secret that Trump is trying to devalue the dollar.
Who has the stream????
So it's done. Hyperinflation begins.
The elves are leaving for the Gray Havens
>>60953179I can already feel her vaginal spasms
Quantitative Tightening NOW
G O L D M I N O R S S U P R E M A C Y !print moar niggers!
>>60953324i am so fucking glad i canceled my TQQQ $99c order
Goodbye frends..
I bought 100 shares of VOO, I dont even care anymore lmao, whatever dude, what else am I gonna do? Buy a 50k shitbox car? lmao
Im a dumbass at investing who just DCAs into a Schwab account wach paycheckWhat should i currently be doing
Just got ass fucked for -3k Hopefully break even by EOW.
>>60953359The hacker known as 4ch*n
My puts>>60953371 are still way in the red.
>>60953362Silly, it began in 2020 when they shut businesses but put the printer into overdrive to keep markets pumping :)Its been as good as over ever since. I sure do hope you bought physical gold and silver.
What phenotype is this?
Guys I am very concerned right now
HENLO MR J POWELLHAVE YOU SEEN THE SPY 1 MINUTE CHART??AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60953368they're crabbing lower
Conditions may be favorable to exchange more of my leaf buck for burger buck here soon>>60953374>What should i currently be doingno changes to strategy
>>60953380Too many cum hits to the eye.
>>60953380Sam Altman in a wig so Ashkenazi Jewish sociopath
>Cashed out my gains>Now just wait a week or two and buy back in to some othersI hope you anons weren't planning on holding ALL through September
>>60953311Why did he do it
Deflation starts now.
>>60953368I advised a coworker to buy gold but didn't buy any myself because I'm not really a commodities guy. I'm sure he's happy with his pitiful $500 dollar investment while my million dollar portfolio is crying at the missed opportunity.
>yeah deploy the V
why cant every minute of every trading day be this schizophrenic?
>>60953312You mean deploy the ^?Lmao at the people who bought the top spike
>>60953106Who is this brown whore, and how DARE she seduce me!
>>60953373that is probably the smartest investment you will ever make in your life
Not enough red... not gonna slurp yet.
so was he feeling a dove or a hawk today? didn't see any news about the most important yet
MR JEROMEMR JEROMEMR JEROME PLEASE ZOOM IN
all degenerate option gamblers must be fucked in both directions
>>60953391>no changes to strategyYou got it boss
>>60953406Nigga the world is ending. Get with the times.
>>60953397>low interest>deflationanon do you know how this works?
Brehs
My HECKIN sgov is gonna pay less now
WHERE IS THE STREAM???
MR JEROMACHEV TEAR DOWN THESE RATES
SPY is about to pump anyway, DOW is just leading
IT'S OVER
>>60953421youtube.com/federalreserve
>SPY swings wildly indicating volatility in the markets >VIX nosedives>Kek at UVIX baggies
>>60953418Happened in Japan
>>60953412*day trader
>>60953418Japan
NONE SHALL PASS MY STOP LOSS
>>60953328Dammit, you are right.
>>60953380Bri-irish jew-adjacent
What's the likelihood of a gold/silver pop?
How is the vix bright fucking red lmao. Apparently we are gonna keep going up after all
I just realized something. The market has been pumping irrationally over a 0.25 bps cut for the last half month or so. What if, this the blow off top?!?!?!
>>60953388What tickers you lookin at?
>>60953432https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rCMM5ftt-7Mhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/rCMM5ftt-7Mhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/rCMM5ftt-7M
>>60953446Life will continue on boss.
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I WAS SENDING AN EMAIL GO BACK DOWN I NEED TO BUY THE DIP
Market obviously acting as if it didn't already price in the cuts.
>>60953432>>60953451Nice tunes.
>>60953417you're ignorant (and stupid)hyperinflation will have a positive impact on equities, precious metals, crypto, real estatethe only losers are fiat owners
I put everything in Goog and it's leveraged counterpart. I'll be rich in 2030.
Can Jerome please say we will save the stock market no matter what to protect our country and its residents savings OOO AMERICA, AMERICA, LAND OF THE FREEE WHERE OPTION CALLS ARE GREEN AND BOBOS LAY ASLEEP
>>60953419I don't even want rate cuts. I get paid in USD that is getting more worthless by the day.
>Only 25 cutBunch of pussies fuck this gay ass market
k bros. the only winning move here is to not look at any gay news or my portfolio. I am going to work out and go for a walk. next time I open up my portfolio its going to be all ogre.
>tfw just sold 80% of my TQQQThis feels like such an investor anti-pattern, like doing the most nooby move of "panicking". But it truly seems like the only logical move in a red week.
What does the purple tie mean?
GOOD AFTERNOON
>good afternoon>immediate dump
I hope they'll ask him how the dotplot shows more cuts with no fuckin changes to inflatio nand unemployment.
>>60953460>positive impactIn theory it should be a "neutral" impact, no? Sure it will be worth more dollars, but the amount of chessburgers I can buy with it wont increase
>>60953460It's only that inflation is not very efficient at growing the economy. It's leveraged growth
>Good afternoon>IMMEDIATE SELL
>>60953475
>domp etttt
>>60953475it ain't good
henlo mr jerome
>>60953478>touches mic, creating static>*SP500 drops 0.5%*
>>60953475it means jpow is a little fruity
Retard Too Late Powell looks shook as hell. What a bozo. Get him out.
>Housing sector WEAK
>>60953475You need red to make purple
A SECOND HEAD AND SHOULDERS IS FORMING ON THE SPYSELLLSELL FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES SMIGGERS
>>60953495>Based, just inflate my dollars up, senpai.
>>60953495he looks like he needs retirement
>>60953492Lol
>>60953502I dont own shit and piss tranny tech
my stream must be slow because whenever powell says something negative I pump and whenever he says something positive it dumpsit's like it's doing it out of spite to him lmao
Is it just me or is Powell looking rough?
3x inflation combo gold will move now
>he's nervousit's over
>>60953508whats up with his lips?
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>60953508Lol
>>60953513Tariffs have caused adrenochrome shortages.
>>60953460It will just nuke the worth of the dollar. Also, not sure if you even want to be in stocks if we get actual hyperinflation, not just elevated one as they do financial repression.
We're going to witness the greatest global economic collapse in human history. It will be beautiful.
>2.6 next year>instead 2.4, like we thought in June>yeah, we cut more though haha>according to our goal of 2.0
WTFWTFTWFTWF
>>60953508they both look like they'll be dead in a year but of different causes
>>60953508I need to get a navy Brooks Brothers suit.
How much money do I need to get a Portuguese gf as an Nigerian American? Hopefully not as much as a gold digging russian whore
>>60953519
The video wasnt actually live, had to refresh
told you it is a sell the news eventsee you in 2 weeks when we reach todays level back
>>60953508The fucking Rothschilds made the King suck Trump's cock so he wouldn't be able to tweet when ((they)) started crashing his market. It's almost too perfect boss.
It's over
>>60953537you need crack not money
>>60953513Was probably hounded by all 3 factions of raise, keep, lower
>short-līved
>difficult situationSTAGFLATION
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in
>>60953513He's been exposed a fraud and his legacy he cared so much about is nothing more than "Too Late" and "moron" and he knows it.
He mispronounced short-lived. Bullish or bearish?
>>60953513He knows the country is right at the beginning of a harmful situation. It's more of a global thing, but still things are not going to go well for the country.
Where are the bulls
The government can stop inflation by physically destroying currency. It might be the only option left after this nonsense jerome pulled
I think I am too stupid to understand what Powel is talking about
Was that an old dot plot from 2024?
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>stutters on "inflation"SELL
I've been farting really badly, this must be a bad omen
He almost said "nude" instead of neutral. Pump the markets
>>60953564
WHERE'S JENNA MY BELOVED???
>>60953380john travolta
S T A G F L A T I O N
>this volatilityWhat the fuck is wrong with the market?
>>60953566he is acting very dovish. this is more about trump vs him right now. trump is getting what he wants and trump wants a weak dollar.
>>60953575She got a different job.
damn even the precious metal fags are getting raped right now boss
its one of those days when the only winning move is to not play. fucking everything is swinging like an alcoholic
>>60953566He said - risk of inflation on upside, employment down - so stagflation, and FED doesn't have good tools to deal with it.
>>60953578TOTAL OPTIONICIDECOMPLETE FORCED DE-LEVERIZATION
Tomorrow it will fucking moon, don't lock in mistakes today
>>60953575Didn't you see she was killed in an auto accident boss.
>>60953555Drumpf has his husband hostage.
>>60953578Jerome is a bitch and went conservative when he should have gone 50bps. Market is reacting to his expected cuckary with confusion on why he even went out instead of just announcing it and then going home
>NVDA
>Following a guy I Iike covering the FED>Instantly when he posts a tweet, 3 seconds later you have 3 bots impersonating him redirecting to some telegram scam>He's not even a well known guy at allThe fuck is wrong with Xitter, it's worse than ever, Jesus
>>60953587this market has the day-after-drinking-shits
CAN THIS NIGGA JUST SAY THAT INFLATION IS OVER ALREADY
>literally everything I have is redplease make it stop
>>60953578I think the market knows I have a UVIX $10.5p as a safety net and is trolling me personally
>>60953601dead internet theory
>>60953566Shouldn't be hard to understand if you've ever taken an economics class.
>I'm going to let inflation loose for jobscreation even though jobs might not get created because of tariffs
>>60953582Just another example showcasing why Antimony is the king of all metals.
>>60953613>Muh economicsShut up faggot
>>60953600st-st-stop laughing at me
Trump won. Again. Should have cut in July.
>>60953610no crying in the casino
>High inflation>Growing unemployment, no job growth>Global loss of faith in US economyWe're actually entering a stagflation, it's beyond over. Line up at the window, gentlemen.
>>60953615not even just tarifs but we have tech to make a lot of jobs obsolete. even after don leaves there is no rolling back these things
Where my hedged chads at? How we feeling?I'm pretty cozy, monthly dividends exceeding my monthly salary soon - where are we retiring boys?
My bumhole is gonna be sore tomorrow morning
that mic should be my penispump the markets
>>60953480ok she asked him, I love you Coby.
>>60953622when will he win against shitrael and aipac?
spy closing at 648
im averaging into gold x500
>>60953622>ACKSHYUALLY INFLATION IS GOOD, GOY!!!
>>60953623i deserve a catgirl gf for not doing that
I told you.Mumus are stupid, gay, and retarded.I won.
>>60953641Post realized gains
>>60953639Only way to deflate the debt.
>Jerome crashing my InternetCLOSE THE MARKET
>>60953641nicehow much did you make?>uhh nothingexactly
AAAAA I MADE A MISTAKE FOMOING BACK IN, I SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN CASH!!!!Editor's Note: This person's portfolio is approximately 95% cash.
NOW HE GETS ROASTeD BECAUSE JOBS IS BECAUSE OF IMMIGRATION AND RATECUTS WON'T HELP LOL
>>60953623I legit would let Nicole suck me out of all of my dennies
>>60953624regret selling gold and euro futurescaptcha: TRA8Rtraitor confirmed
Ok niggers. What tickers will profit the most from stagflation?
>almost no immigration>no jobs>inflation rising more than expected>stupid ass tariffspeople were worried about the ai bubble meanwhile we are unironically facing a recession and they are only putting a bandaid on it with this measly 25bp
Powell tapped out.
>>60953626The riffs are staying next prez unless there's a proper recession, don't you think
>>60953644hey no bullying
>>60953639I get Jews are the big boogeyman, but I don't think they want to lose all of their investments in the US economy, actually.
2 more years
>>60953624soo how fast will they buy the dip this time
Should I be in mostly cash right now? I’m considering it desu
I'M ALL FUCKING CASH, BABY
>>60953632Women only partake in BJs as part of humiliation fetish. If you're not top 5% chad, she won't do it
Wow, these questions are actually good for once and not a bunch of shit like "how will you address the poor black and brown people going forward with fed policy". Make the retard squirm.
>Hey guys, we'll reach 2% in 2028HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60953657GLD
>jenlome please cut rates>cutes rates>uhhh i am confused by your explanation>why you cutting rates in this economyduality of amerimutts
Jerome powell needs to be forced to look at the markets while he speaks
C'mon Jay, say something about direct investment into fuel cell technologies.
How exactly do we come out of the other side of this "better"
HE SAID INFLATIO NWILL MOVE UP PUMP GOLD NOW
>>60953566>>609536241973 2.0 electric boogaloo might be possible. History doesn't repeat but it rhymes, we also got a shitstorm cooking up in the middle east.
>>60953669If you want to be a poor tranny like all the other redditors sitting in cash, yes.
>>60953657Oil, precious metals, low leverage real estate.
>>60953676Gold even $PHYS sucks for taxes though, would $GDX miners be better?
this is the worst day in SPY history in the last 30 years
>lower rates>also say that inflation is rising
fucking hell, bears won and i sat on the sidelines. could’ve bought spy puts
I thought being Jewish meant this shit wouldn't effect me man my fucking rabbi lied to me
>>60953678No this is just the retards on /biz/ who don't understand sell at news or worse tried to short everything. This is typical drop which will have a massive buyback tomorrow
>>60953673Holy shit kek
>>60953693>>60953693>>60953693new bread
i swear this is rigged to hell. despite the stocks falling the eur somehow is falling too
>>60953678who are you quoting
>>60953678That's because he's cutting more even though all numbers are the same. Same numbers, different outcome. They are questioning his math.
>>60953681Loads of people thought we would rally after the cut. But the smart people knew these people over leveraged themselves, so it wasn't hard to make a lot of money betting against the market today.
>>60953233tlt is in the red now kek
>>60953695Correct
>>60953695For the sake of my small and learning gambles, tell me more with a graph showing this.
>>60953264noise, GOOGL will dominate the AI race.
did he just ask jpow if he intends to leave ?? what a bitch
>>60953701the one retard that asked gerome? did you even watch?
>>60953601You can find him on telegram, though.He uses his name there. 100Secure that 24.3 BTC nestegg, anon.
Google bros, it's recovery time
Umm, sisters? This might become a green day after all. I've regained more than 1200 points the past 2 hours
>>60953646Only if you do not take on new debt and run a surplus...
>>60953658Recessions are no longer a statistical possibility.
What the fuck is Jerome's problem?
MARKET IS FLATMR. CRAB WINS AGAINSOMEBODY POST SNIBS
>>60954027i'm on it boss
>>60953324I didn't know anyone saved this webm
>>60953954uhm it's JEROME you fucking plebian you are such an IDIOT
>>60953116kate's bush lol
