Glowing edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /SMG/ >>60971883
First for GRRRhttps://www.marketscreener.com/news/gorilla-technology-group-inc-nasdaqcm-grrr-added-to-s-p-global-bmi-index-ce7d58dfdb89f623
>>60974202Remember to tell that Asian coworker Konichiwa. They love that.
Is it time to go short now?
>nervouslaughter.png
Thougts on FDS?
Time to load up on GRRR friends.
dyslexics just got rich on MTSR
>>60974221>Short overpriced megacaps>Pivot into overpriced microcaps>The memeier the better, ideally pre-revenue or even pre-concept. >Long AI startups, robots & rockets & rare earths/gold/silverAnd for the love of God, buy GRRR
>>60974264OpenAI just released a paper about how LLM hallucinations are inevitable. This might spook some people out of the AI trade.
>>60974239When being dumb pays off
Insider here. Buy everything. Or sell everything? Fuck we don't honestly know what the fuck's going on anymore, our models are imploding the way our theories of physics collapse when you pass the event horizon of a black hole.
>>60974280I sold on Friday and selling puts today
>>60974236Im never touching any of these shit tickers shilled on SMG they are jeet scams every fucking time
>>60974280Instructions unclear; etlntire portfolio is now British 3 mo. Treasury bills
>>60974295I mean that's because I don't think anyone here wants anything but quick get rich scams. I could right an essay on some of the real estate companies I own but it's all about long term high income growth. Not SOXL 100x-ing
>>60974295You are missing out faggot. If you are that afraid set a small amount of money on the side and try it and see how wrong you are. Thank me later faggot
Anyone got strong opinions on Volkswagen automotive group?They have shit the bed today based on anaemic sales and electric transition issues but they look like a great value play to me. No way the German tax payer let's their golden calf crumble to nothing.Looks like an easy 20% upside from here at the very least.
>Oracle to control US TikTok algorithm in Trump-backed dealmight as well have shut it down :D
>>60974295FNMA isn't a scam....
>>60974316bailout implies huge downside
>>60974228Does looking at stuff like this even make sense anymore? Like it or not, the globe uses US equities as a piggy bank / retirement account. So they're bound to more more expensive pre ETF / passive investing world.
>>60974316Personally I think electrification issues are a blessing in disguise. I think the product is in a good spot now with new model releases but ultimately will be destroyed by chinese manufacturing. Reasonable short term play
>>60974333Well for an index investor or a diversified investor no. But there are a lot of people that are all in on the massive tech growth "LINE ALWAYS GO UP" and if there is ever an adjustment that's when they get destroyed
>>60974323tell that to my bags that are ready to get taco'd on
>>60974316If they got bailed out by the state, shareholders would be wiped out or massively diluted.And nah, they're a boomer company who can't make good cars now. Their EVs are pathetic.They charge a premium price for a shitty product where they've cut corners at every turn. The finish inside is horrible.
>>60974268How can one trust a LLM if at any point it can give you completely made up information? >b-but if you googled instead you could still have gotten it wrongIf you aren't a complete retard it's pretty easy to tell a reputable site from one full of bullshit.
>>60974338Sounds like a good time to lower your average cost basis. I bought throughout 2024.
Short to float on Oris makes it enticing as fuck gonna throw 12 grand in
Market opens in about 20 min.What tickets to FUCKING BUY today?
>>60974268Have any of the AI companies actually been able to turn their LLM gibberish into profit? From what I'm seeing, they're all just big energy and water vampires
Why does it always dump immediately after I buy?
>If you hire more africans we'll lie and say you're a good stockHow did ESG even pick up?
I will be a good goy and short if we V at open.
>>60974325>>60974339I was thinking more like a bridging loan with good terms rather than a full bailout, but they're still a long way from needing anything like that. They're still profitable and have enough breadth of brands and models to have a major winner in a couple of weight classes. Keen to see how the new ID line do. My big worry is Chinese EVs just being better and cheaper than whatever they put out, but I think VAG will put out a solid offering regardless, even if it doesn't win on price. >>60974335Yeah this is my main thought, think they are oversold right now so will bounce back 10-15% over the next 6 mo. but ultimately will get cooked alongside BMW & Merc without some serious import tarriffs on e.g. BYD, which might be on the cards to be fair. As I say car manufacturing is a big deal to the German psyche.
>>60974365Pump and dump scheme for market makers. Literally. Jig is up real soon watch the ESG graded equities drop like a crackbaby.
>>60974341>>60974352No, it's just the shovel sellers making money right now. There's definitely an AI bubble, but knowing that won't make us money. The real question is, when do the retards who bought into the bubble start panicking?
>>60974335its crazy how so much of eu never got into the consumer sector and have their economy rely on industrial shit
>Trump administration reportedly plans to link autism to Tylenol use during pregnancyI swear this is one of the dumbest administrations in world history. This shit has been easily disproven.
>>60974305>>60974312didnt read, dont give a shit, not buying not buying your brown bags
>>60974374I cannot imagine putting my money into European car companies
>>60974361thats your tip to the algos for the liquidity maybe try set a limit order
>>60974385They're taking the heat off the so called vaccines. Less newborns are being injected with the scheduled injections today.
Red day, probably red week.Should have listened to that one anon saying the last week of September would be a good week to hold cash but whatever.
7 MINUTES TO OPEN SMGSISTERS
>>60974406It'll pick back up at the end of Sukkot. Diamondhands or quick short are the smart plays here.
>bout in friday>stock POOOOMPIN premarkt
>>60974395Are they starting to worry about fucking tuberculosis making a resurgence in the US?
so we're shorting KVUE today right?
>>60974385children being born in a "sterile" hospital, umbilical clamping, parents being lead poisoned goyslop poison eaters, vaccines, the father being an alcoholic pill eater and the mother on a cocktail of psychoactives, then more goyslop poisoning causes autism. why are autism rates rising? because your poisoned parents wait to have children at 40 rather than in your 20s. when the poison has seeped into their genitals.
sell rosh hashannah, buy yom kippur
Let's make some money
>>60974418its weird because the current biggest panic at the CDC is the fact that Polio is being spread by vaccines but it really, and I mean COMPLETELY, fucks up the narrative And yes the Polio from the vaccine can spread
>>60974418Of course not. They knew what they were doing opening the door to the third world.
<---- sitting patiently for Big Bazza Pepe poster
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAPCAM ON IT'S TIME TO SNIFF SOME FOOKIN' GIRL FARTS
>>60974444Absolutely based n' checked
>>60974444BASED. INCOMING GREENS.
>>60974444based, checked>>60974445cringe, off by one
>>60974444BASED
Fuck
>>60974444witnessed
>>60974444>4 fours, 1 seven>4 means death, 7 is a holy number>4 red days, 1 greenHeed the numbers of the week
I am financially ruined.
The market will never significantly go down ever again.
>>60974473>ruinedfree
>>60974444I fookin love you fookin gainsposter
>>60974445Is this bullish or bearish?
>Fed's Bostic sees little reason to cut rates further for now; says risks of weaker employment outcomes have risen, but years of elevated inflation remain a serious concernThey're still going to cut rates to zero for no fucking reason but it's refreshing to see someone showing the slightest hint of sanity. Stocks have averaged 20% a year for an entire fucking decade, even including a pandemic and a 2 year "bear market" in the middle. I don't need my portfolio to retard pump another 10,000%, what I need is some assurance that this entire asset class and this fucking shitheap of a country won't implode before I retire.
>>60974432morning babe. i hate vaccines too. needles scare me and i can't stand getting them. don't trust doctors either and avoid them. my dad though did have polio, not from the vaccine, real polio. he was in an iron lung for a time, lost the ability to walk and had to relearn. he always praised jonas salk as a hero who saved many lives. so i'm not really sure what to think. bobby kennedy is pro vaccine, but he thinks the schedule is too aggressive and i'm inclined to agree.
BEAR BROS WHAT THE FUCK
>>60974496>buy bear company>surprised it goes down
Can someone smarter than me explain to me why this shitty stock never dumps more than 1% on any given day while the rest of the market bleeds out of their assholes? Literally just wanted a quick 20% flip off of klarna puts but the shit will NOT dump even a little
>>60974493I hope polio makes a resurgence. We need to allow natural selection to take its course again.
>>60974496>Buying the AI shitcoin that missed earnings by 1,000% and reduced guidance>Because some congressional literal who dropped $50,000 pocket change on some calls>Being bullish on a literal big bear>ISHIGGYDIGGY
>>60974472nope 4 is satans favorite number
>>60974498*blocks your path*
>>60974445i need to bury my face between a girls buttcheeks so bad bros
>>60974500Every asset in existence is uniformly skyrocketing in "value." Nothing will dump any time soon.
>>60974509we're fucked
just when I think I've missed the boat it does another retarded thing like thiswhen does it end
>>60974510i had this craving so strong 4 years ago i was scared i might push my face in the ass of a random woman on the street
>>60974365trust-fund retards who feel guilty for being white and rich. You can sell them anything if you tell them it helps minorities.
>>60974500What's the bull case with this ticker? You guys are always talking about it but all it does is gradually drop.
I need to be +2% guaranteed in 4 days what should I buy
>>60974202>crypto goes down>stock market goes up
>>60974522short term treasuries
>>60974519sentiment is generally bearish in /smg/ on klarna
>AMZN and MSFT falling on H1B newsDO NOT REDEEM THE SHARES
>>60974516so you got better? what was the cure?
>>60974522sell MU puts into earnings
>>60974522you should have kept your finger on the pulse of the street and bought KVUE puts at open
wtf, so it was a nothingburger
AAPL 250 lol, remember the fags saying AAPL will fail because iPhone 17 looks like every other iPhone before? i member
>>60974527better yesi still think *snifff* when i see a hot assbut its not a craving anymoremore like a memethe cure was sitting it out and not having a gf
Never bet against the GorillaWe're all gonna be stinking rich Gorillioanires I tells yanGRRRs assemble!
>>60974535>>60974526>"Oh shit! We can't hire cheap labor!">"Oh wait, we just have to hire American engineers. Which are the best in the world. Okay then"
I think many of you are lying about your positions
>tesla>>60974541why is apple pomping thoand dont say iphone 17i bet apple is just buying their own stock to make it look like 17 is sucessful
>>60974546>we just have to hire American engineers. Which are the best in the world.anon....
>>60974552Please tell me which country has better engineers
>>60974552Pack your bags. Your free ride is over Raj.
>>60974550should i sell my tesla?i am 50% in profitthis rocket cant fly forever right?
>crypto dumps so treasuries can buy in
>>60974558israel
I redeemed.
>>6097456150% is a good profit target, always good to turn paper gains into real ones, you can sell half and let the rest ride if there is additional upside, but TSLA is so volatile i'd rather take a guaranteed profit today
>>60974565
>>60974545>He still hasn't aped into the gorilla>Never gonna make it
>>60974316Buy ferrari
Grrr anon has been vindicated.Better load up on GAMB too since that was also something he shilled.I’m putting my money where he does, dude has so much IQ the haters just don’t get it.
Tesla ATH honk honk
Nvda permastuck between the $167-$177 range. And imo it'll be easier to break it downwards rather than upwards.
>>60974552answer me Sar
>>60974509Keeeeeek i didnt buy
>>60974576Thanks anon, I'm still accumulating and averaging down on GAMB. MDA is about to print in my opinion and I have began opening a position in TransMedics - they are organ harvesters that have doubled revenue year on year for the last 5 years.WAGMI
wtf is this volatility
Should be a 3% down day, but it wont be. Retailards, when will they stop fomoing?
>>60974526This is the wrong take, the H1B fee is there to backstop existing pajeet jobs. If they layoff the jeet then they can't hire a new one without a hefty fee so they'll be forced to hold on to useless jeets which will slow the recession.
>>60974578all because of a 3 year old mockup of a "cyber suv for china" FOR CHINA LOL
>>60974593but why? the economy is booming everything is great crazy innovations never seen before are being made every week
>>60974569i did manage to sell almost the top last high at 500. but then i hold too long and was 50% down when he posted about epstein files.i am always having a hardtime selling. buying is much easier. why is it so hard to let go bros?
>>60974501>We need to allow natural selection to take its course again.They tried with COVID, though maybe not as 'natural'.
>>60974593dollar is taking the hit for us :)
Thank you AMD I always trusted you.
If NIO dumps below 7 ill buy
>>60974604Citation needed
>>60974582you got an answer! and singapore too i guess.
>>60974594If anything, it means they'll lay off native workers first because they can't rehire the H1B without a fee.
since inception my poorfolio is down -78% i got my shovel ready and gonna try to dig out from that. ive had the past 4 months my best since i started stock gambling
>>60974525I'm bullish. People don't understand money, as long as the company can manage that risk, they'll keep printing money.
>>60974611>(((((Bloomberg))))) ranks Israel the highest this general really has fallen from grace
>>60974548What would be the point in lying to people you don't know?
>>60974617Maybe try investing instead of gambling. If you wanna gamble you'll do better betting on sports
>>60974624stop doing that love. you're the one fallen from grace. i'd like to see you redeem yourself someday, it would be a dream come true and i think it's my mission, to help you with that. i know you believe, but you need to trust and fear as well. pray honestly and with your whole heart and change can come to you.
>>60974630different variant of demoralizing
RELI
Crown Castle Inc, anyone?
>>60974600What economy? In real terms the economy has shrunk 3% so far this year. Consumption numbers are dropping like a rock.
>>60974593What does the divvy from sp500 tell us?
oh powell is speaking tomorrow?
>>60974633yeah i was paying dues the first few years. ive tried a bunch of stuff that didnt work. now ive found a method i use. i held one trade for like 7-8 months. now i opened a new one.
>>60974604Fed will pump the brakes on another cut. October will be off the table, December is shaky at best.
>>60974651MAG7 replacing old fuddy duddy companies is what is causing the div to go down
I'm being financially raped
>>60974662Yes this time is different.
what does septembear start?
>>60974633also i do sports betting too. im playing super low wagers till i find my system. in stocks im better currently
>>60974578Because why the fuck not?
>A Palantir is a dangerous tool, Saruman
>>60974678if you find a system that actually works you will just get banned because sports betting is a scam
Everytime i have a stock that pops and I sell it rocks and if I hold it it fades. Every fucking time
>>60974678If you are a gambling man, then look no furtherGAMB - Gambling.comI'm in bigly and if my calculations are correct, this will double after November earnings.Its right there, under your nose and trading at close to 52 week low. GAMB.
>been hearing IBM is back from the dead>no longer a stagnant boomer company>glance at chart>wow they must be coming up with some decent innovations after all>look at P/E ratio>high 40's>yet another company whose price has been forcibly skyrocketed for literally zero (0) reasonEvery fucking time. This "bull market" is a goddamn ghost town if you look beneath the surface.
>RELI gets halted on the way down>halt ends>instant green candleextremely bullish
>>60974696fuck it im in for 200 shares.
I've invested in different ETFs, which should I consider next?
>>60974700He shilled it before earnings as a great buy, then it crashed spectacularly. Do not buy.
>>60974700Good man, I believe this has double bottomed and will creep up until earnings then rocket from November onwards, historically the price action has a seasonality that aligns with the start of NFL & Euro soccer seasons where bookies see the largest influx of new depositing customers. Astrology for men but if it works it works.
top is in for:-OPEN-OKLO-ATYR-INTCroom to run:-AAPL-PANW-GOOG
>>60974688Ride your winners. Cut your losses>a person judges the quality of a decision based on the outcome, rather than the quality of the decision-making process itself, is called resulting.This bias leads people to believe they made a good decision because the outcome was favorable, even if they were simply lucky. Conversely, they may believe they made a bad decision because the outcome was poor, even if they had a solid process and were just unlucky.
>>6097434850,000 shares let's go
>>60974699It just halted AGAIN but on the way up
>>60974676>back in my day stocks paid you to own themgo drink some metamucil grandpa
>>60974696its made higher low since 22 and 24 bottoms. but im currently all in on a pumping stock. hope its a big move i can just sit along the ride.
im so fucking green today bros
>>60974444Checked and based
>TSLA So tired of seeing this trash go up 3% everyday on absolutely no basis
>>60974745uh Elon and Drumpf had a nice little gay chat I wouldn't call that no basis
>>60974714Trust me I do, I have a 47/53% loss/win ratio but my wins are 66% bigger on average
>>60974745>on absolutely no basiswrong, it goes up because elon is getting paidTSLA investors worship elon musk and when he gets paid their dicks get hard
>>60974667everythings literally massively green once again
>>60974709I was early, I still don't think I'm wrong that's why I've doubled down and I believe November will vindicate my previous mistiming. For $295M Market cap you are getting $170M revenue annually with $300M assets and $130M equity. It is enormously under-priced at these levels.Their last earnings were anomalous due to an acquisition, typically they are running at a 90% gross profit margin and 30% net profit margin.The board have announced that they doubled their buyback scheme from $10M to $20M which accounts for nearly 10% of all shares outstanding. Time will tell, but I haven't changed my thesis yet.
>>60974667Samsies
>>60974763Not my holdings :(
>>60974729it instantly halted on the way down after the resumptionthat's three halts back-to-backWhat does this mean
>>6097474515 years and this is where we are at.
>>60974745and then when i finally buy it starts crashing back to its fair value
>>60974770did you buy KR and CBRL?
>>60974685yeah thats shady. but even the biggest players get to gamble somewhere. also there is so many services so you can still gamble a lot.
>>60974789No but my CELH and TOL are dumping on no news. And AMZN has done nothing all year.
>>60974773its got room to go
>>60974773it just halted AGAINI have never seen this many with this little time between them.You guys are always looking for volatility, well here's some. Don't buy if you can't daytrade, though. I wouldn't hold this gay shit overnight.>>60974802Holy dogshitReally seriously do not hold this overnight
>>60974804babby first scamwick or what
I guess we're skipping SeptemBEAR again this year
at this rate the tech index will be at 25k sometime next month
>>60974373I bought 660/650 put spreads dated January 2026. Surely there's no way we won't go below 660 by that time.
>>60974794>but even the biggest players get to gamble somewhere.Not if they actually win. No one wants to take bets from people who understand statistics.
>>60974696>GAMB> an online gambling company with 9.6% porfit marginare they retarded? EVO.ST has a profit marging of +50%, how the fuck do you run a virtual casino and only make 9.6%?
>>60974819i mean the biggest most successful gamblers. they have big boy places for them too.
i like the volume on my investment. pumping nicely tootime for some videogames.
>>60974779F in chat for all the TSLA shorters
>>60974561Speaking of rockets, when will spacex go public? Definitely a cow worth milking
>>60974827They don't even run casinos, they just direct gamblers to online casinos. I don't know where you got your numbers from.
>>60974420The majority of the world’s raw acetaminophen (paracetamol) is manufactured in China and India. The largest bulk producers include:Mallinckrodt Pharmaceuticals (historically a top U.S. producer)Anqiu Lu’an Pharmaceutical (China)Granules IndiaFarmson Pharmaceutical (India)
>>60974844MDA is the best available space stock, profitable, huge backlog and on sale from its $50 highs just a month ago due to a contract cancellation (Because SpaceX bought Echostar).
>>60974816don't be retarded. theres like max 10 companies carrying the entire thing and they have basically infinite money to buy back with. bears will never win again and the trump factor has been exhausted too
I cannot fucking believe we're green today
>>60974859why would we be red
Anyone in on PATH? Its going vertical.
>>60974859we were red for the first 10-15 mins tbf
>>60974859When Weimar went parabolic everyone was putting everything they had into stocks. It mostly worked out ok. I agree, this market will never go down again and we're absolutely going hyperinflationary.
>>60974870The guy selling in the first 10-15 mins? A cursed /biz/ anon. Thank him for his sacrifice.
>>60969523>Up 8.7%Why didn't you listen?
>>60974869>based in Bucharest, Romania
>>60974878>line goes up>it's hyperinflation!Lmao
>>60974881broker fees make it not worth it
>>60974881Based minor connoisseur
>>60974881why oh why did I not trust the word of RASHAD HAJIYEV
shana tova anons!
reeeeeeeee go down you fuck
i bought a lil more soxl
>>60974845koyfin proGAMB>LMT net income margin %9.66>YoY growth (-40.56%)Looks like a stinky turd anon, EVO.ST>LMT net income margin %53.73>YoY growth +14.8%So I ask again, are they retarded?
What is this called?>I need the expert's opinion
TSMbros..
Dell going up too quick.
>>60974906reverse stock split
If this keeps going on for much longer sidelinecels will rope.
>>60974914I am considering it, 50% cash :(
>>60974903Dumbfuck, its a buy because it has the gambling name.
so they are expecting huge earnings growth but if more and more people are going broke where does it all come from? sure the corporations can buy from each other but they need customers too or they will just be swapping money from one pocket to another
>>60974923>where does it all come from?The money multiplier
>>60974845>>60974903oh I see, they got banned from india, lost 50% of their income it seems. lel
You can breathe easy on TSLA, I finally pulled the trigger at the top.
>>60974914>>6097491990% cash (plus a house, but the zesties have been going down too)
>>60974923When a mommy Fed & a daddy Gov hate the public very much, they do a special hug and turn on the money printers. 9 Months later inflation is born.The money will come from the same place it always has, the gaping wet cunt of the Fed.
>>60974868>why would we be redrate cut = crash
what options for today? I need to make some money
>>60974914I keep waiting for this yuge dip that's allegedly been coming in 2 more weeks and it never comes so I've just been using my cash to sell short-dated puts in the meantime.
>>60974936why did you wait this long?damn you i need to sell now
>>60974948samethe jews have employed me to buy the dip it seems
i just want the market to crab
>AAPL
>>60974941yeah but was the market as easy to access as now? or completely driven by instant react computers? and did companies have absurdly ridiculous profits to buy and pump their stock with? apple was in the double digits just a couple years ago and blew up only because they started buying the stock
>>60974951I'm all in on SPY right now, I just had a few grand to throw into an option.
>>60974959i'd AA her PL if you know what i mean
>>60974958Divvy chad
>>60974948>>60974952Did you guys miss the Liberation day generational dip?
>>60974959The other night I was in the restricted section and I came across a rather peculiar ass.
>>60974967For greedy bears even the tastiest of dips isn't enough.
>>60974750Aww~ They're so cute together~
>>60974967Yes
pomp eetbless this mfer >>60974444
>>60974941When rates are cut at all time highs it has always been up 1 year later.
>HGRAF
>>60974967Yes, but I paid off my mortgage that month.
>>60974901I just sold puts on SOXL. Watch it crash now.
>>60974941>>60974984Forgot to add the image
What are we doing this week guys?
hope you got OKLO on the dip you scavangers lmao
>>60975001We're going up and to the right
>>60975013Mine is going to the left
>>The Proclamation allows for potential exemptions, which can include physicians and medical residents,” White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers said in an email to Bloomberg News.Dr. Gupta is inevitable.
what a lame stockand yet everyone owns itbizarre
>>60974967Yes I thought the downturn would last years
I'm ogling at goog
>>60975018>and yet everyone owns iti dontand never did
>>60975018Nvidia dumping and AMD pumping. What is this, opposite day?
>>60975018Yep, AAPL is the hottest shit now again.lmao@Buffett
>>60974959I saw her instagram few days ago just by mindlessly scrollingNice ass but she hit the wall
>>60975018The last time it did that for an extended period (June 2023 to late Oct 2023) it rewarded me with the most eye-watering gains imaginable.
what is circle internet group?
>>60975018accumulation for a giant rip
>>60975030you held nvidia in 2023?you fucker how's that mansion treating you?
>>60975040I first bought nvidia in may or june of 2020 for $360 iirc (before splits)
MISTER JEROMETHE RALLY IS STALLINGEMERGENCY CUTS NOWPLEASE MISTER JEROMEPLEASE PLEASE
>>60975050do you want a crash nigger?
>I raise over the going price on 3 puts by .05>9000 orders suddenly materialize 1 cent above me >I remove the order >price dumps 10 centsHow is this level of transparent spoofing not caught?
I wonder, does AI really make money for companies. I get that they got a lot of investments into it, but are they actually getting profits.
do i JAMF some cash into JAMF per drunk hedgie rumors? 204
Slurp the GRRR bottom! 2nd Leg up begins now!
>>60975065Present profits don't matter. Its the vague promise of future profits that investors rampantly speculate over.
I just remembered I'm out of soda
>>60975050>THE RALLY IS STALLINGHave you tried not investing like a retard? I'm green
>HGRAF from Aug 29th - Sep 8th-26%>HGRAF from Sep 8th - Today+37% (ATH)The intellectuals of /biz/ told me it was over
>>60974228We are a 10% pump away from the tippity top of the dotcom bubble. Could happen by EOY honestly
>>60975083I'm green too, but not as green as I was 20 minutes ago
What will we do if HGRAF shills somehow win bigly?
biz is unusable outside of /smg/pure braindead cancer out there
how much higher do i have to get my monthly returns to get a gf
Ok guys I found the play, we're buying the top.
>>60975089>line doesn't perpetually riseit's so over
>>60975091>>60975085How many got HGRAFTED at $2.50 though?
>>60975085Why did you listen to shortsellers who were blatantly lying?
>>60975086What's interesting is housing is leading this, I would think it lags being illiquid and all, but I live in a rich libtard area and people are having trouble offloading their over priced shitboxes. They haven't capitulated yet, but you just know they're salty having missed the hysteria of a few years ago.
JOBY bros.. this is your last chance for generational wealth.
>>60975112i refuse to invest in something with JOB in the name
>>60975096my female broker won't even return my call after making 100k in one trade
>>60975105at least 1 anon who used his brothers savings
>>60975105i got 100 at the top100 on the mid and 100 on the bottom-18% right now
Bobros, I finally put on the clown makeup and went long Apple this morning. I'm already up bigly and now I wish I'd abandoned rationality. The grass actually is greener on this side.
>>60975129we need to end women's rights
>>60975129i thought you said your female broker won't return your calls because you lost 100k in one trade
>>60975083same but it feels like luck i have no idea what to put it in after i eventually sell it all
>>60975133>abandoned rationality earlier
>more fed govs are coming out at conservative on more rate cutsLmaoRumaoLmfaoWe're getting hikes next year to reverse course shit is going to be so bad
I'm up 30% on PLUG even after chasing that pump last week
why is there always a dump 1.5 hours after the market opens?
>>60975152lunch time
>>60975152markets always dump during lunch bc low liquidity. it's floor traders running it back to take out stops.
>>60975138I did both and ended up further ahead but she's still upset. I think when I hit 1M they'll call :(
>>60975152Lunch
Bought another share of SPMO in my Roth, going to sustain 1 a day as long as I can
>>60974967no there will be other opportunities to buy even lowerthe bubble just got bigger
I'm making A LOT of money today. >>609750962% per day
>>60975096dont withdraw so much cuh
>>60974385how do i profit off of this?
>>60975163>2% per dayok but like consistently? i'm thinking 15% a month is a little unrealistic. Maybe i should just rape
>>60975099I bought 30,000 shares when it was at 1.10.
>>60975174short whoever produces tylenol
>>60975177you can consistently make $1000/day if you're good at daytrading
>>60975173but i need 3k a month to live on>>60975182KVUE. we told you to buy puts all weekend long
>>60975177Yeah he's exaggerating, you'll do fine with 8% M/M
>>60975184I consistently lost 1000 dollars a day last time I tried that and in fact if i had just bought NVDA in 2022 instead of trying to daytrade then a girl probably would love me by now
>thought I bought AVGO on Friday night>bought AMGO by accident>AVGO down 0.23% today, AMGO up 14%kekbased retards for the win
>>60975181Damn, why didnt you tell us nigga?
>>60975185
>>60975196that sucks anon but it sounds like a skill issue to me
>>60974305>I could right an essaySure, that's easy.But I can do you one better, and that is to wrong an essay, Pajeet from Uttar-Pradesh.
>>60975199That's what Bob Ross calls a Happy Little Accident. Congrats anon!
>>60975202it is but also i call bullshit you're not makin 1k a day consistently. I'm happy coming close to 1k a week
>>60975199kek
>>60975201Sorry my name is Bort not Bart. Now look up KVUE and apoligize
>>60975199
what's the argument for using any etf besides QQQ? all of the stock markets moves are just the same 7 tech companies. By buying a low tech-exposed etf you poor gains with all the exposure to a market crash like QQQ. most companies pump and dump in congruence with tech anyways, so what gives?
>>60975200I shilled it last year.
>>60975211i'm not making that much (yet) but i am consistently profitable since i started daytrading (recently)every time i lose i get better at risk management toocurrently up around 2500 on RELI but could have made 6k if i'd sold the top, not sure if it's gonna have a part 2 of the run or notmaking $100/day is actually very easy for me and when i get fucked it's because i'm greedy and holding too longwith your capital you could make $200-300/day i think
SCHD is down bigly! My losses are terrible. It will take years to recover.
>>60975199Blessed and checked, good fortune to you. A modern day Timothy Dexter, spectacular fool who consistently fails upwards.
>>60975080Bearish for blood sugar futures
Slurped another 80k of O to wait for the impending crash
>>60975227kek
>>60975211If you reallocate to something like this, you might make it. You won't though.
>>60975234>that one-month chartdamn
>>60975231Here or on /bant/?
> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH >"TOP SECRET: We caught the Venezuelan Militia in training. A very serious threat!">Omg Venezualans are doing military training in their region>TOP SECRET
>>60975242I'm just sitting here parched
>>60975233key word being (recently)With 72k I expect to make 3k a month in current conditions and I am low risk. I could make 300 a day more consistently I think but that's very high risk. It only takes one bad week to kill your port.>>60975251You're right I won't, I actually like my safe 3% monthly gains even if girls are to stupid to suck me off for it
>>60975260Which companies will benefit from the inevitable dose of freedom that is coming to oil rich Venezuela?
>>60975234>>60975255...3% in one month isn't that bad
>>60975184That's like saying I will consistently catch 1 fish each morning. You don't know if you will or if you won't.
>>60975251I am big into GDXU thoughbeit
uhhh sootGAWDS i think we are winning
>>60975260If he just wants an excuse to genocide some Venezuelans he can just use the drug import excuse that he already used to blown up boats. Works for Israel.
>>60975284the fact that they're brown should be all the excuse he needs what is this world coming to
>>60975271So fucking glad I rotated out.
>>60975271I love it. I've been scooping a 3.75%+ yield all year. That's insane
>>60975275I don't even touch that... Too risky.
I've hit 5 digits
>>60975298Me too but coming from 6
>>60975298congrats anon you'll be at 6 soon
>>60975298>>60975298congratz anon post folio
>>60975298Congrats anon, keep focusing on your process and not the profits and you will be at 6
>>60975222I see green >:(
>>60975318>>60975318>>60975318NEW THREADNEW THREADNEW THREAD
>>60974848>Mallinckrodtthey make all sorts of generic medication sold in the US and elsewhere, including prescriptions
