We maybe Running Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /SMG/ >>60974202
SPY made a new all time high so now it will crab for the rest of the day.GAY
dreaming of divys
>jeets flushing tech stocks
Reminder
I'll say this once and once onlyGRRR
Tesla is a joke
apparently Japan is going to slowly sell all its japanese etfsapparently they casually own $250 trillion of them
>>60975337Elon is laughing all the way to the bank
>>60975337I swear when the growth/value swing happens in the next decade we're going to have an entirely new generation of dot com bust bag holders
>South Korean ETF up 50% since AprilIs this a bubble? Should I sell?
>>60975346If only money could make Grimes come back or give him a non-transactional relationship with his kids. (yes I'm bitter)
>>60975333Based. Slurpers shall inherit the earth
msft you piece of shit
This is the bobo-repelling dog. Reply with 'thank you pupper' or your portfolio will be red for 7 years.
>Fed’s Miran: Current Fed Policy Poses Material Risks To Us Labour Mkt>- Appropriate Fed Funds Rate ‘Roughly 2% - 2.5%>- Sees Neutral Rate Close To Zero, Says Multiple Trump Policies Are Lowering Neutral RateLiterally insane
do I jump into JAMF
>>60975333checked but slurping is my wife's job
AW SHITIT'S SOARING
you slurped HGRAF, right?
NVDA just mooning
Reminder to buy semis, robotics, drones, fission/nuclear energy, gold, silver, AI datacenters and quantum WAGMI
>S&P up>NASDAQ up>heatmapwow
I HATE NOVOI HATE NOVOThis stock gives me the wildest inter day swings
>>60975368this idea that the inflation rate needs to be 2% is completely unfounded and not based in reality at all
>>60975298How'd your female broker take that anon, good job!?
>>60975373oh noooooooo not this again, another OpenAI bullshit
Why are we so fucking green anons?
>>60975381It doesn't fuckin matter. It's the goal and that's it. It's about stability and trust. It could be 5%, but then the Fed Fund Rate would need to be higher. It's 2% because then interest rates can be lower.
the dollar is collapsing
>>60975373artificial Tulip bubble
>>60975385uh because we're white americans and we deserve to be rich
>>60975373YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME I WAS JUST ABOUT TO PLACE AN ORDER
>>60975390>It doesn't fuckin matter. It's the goal and that's it. It's about stability and trust.>"It doesn't matter! It is what it is so it must stay this way! Ignore the stagnant wages! Ignore the stagnant economy! Just accept this as the standard!"
>>60975377yeah
>>60975392lmao fucking awesome love bombing down flights of stairs on a bike and faceplanting at the bottom. Classic. You've never lived if you've never done this
The news?
>>60975400The vibration is intense, but clearly she needs bigger tires for that kind of riding.
>>60975373>$175.50 TO $179.60 in 10 minutesyikes!
>>60975401Trump just announced that semi wafer chips cure autism
>>60975392>the dollar is collapsingthis is a disaster. the world is ending. ah. everyone panic. ahhhhh. everything is collapsing.ah
>100b deal>pump 1,8% This is a scam economy
>>60975373>OpenAI places $300 billion order with Oracle>OpenAI places $100 billion order with NvidiaWho the fuck is giving them this money when they're losing money hand over fist? Why is the market taking everything they say at face value?
>>60975412zoom in
>>60975397https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdYi7i6t2R8
I predicted a Bulltember and we got a Bulltember.
>>60975401openai partnership
>>60975373OPENAI DOESN'T HAVE THE MONEY. STOP PUMPING RETARDED SHIT MARKET
>>60975395i had just bought an spx put and immediately lost $100
>anons constantly saying they predict x or y>never using tripcodes>never showing historical portfolio performance yeah I'm sure you told us so, mr coinflip
i feel like i am only consistently profitable when i stick to IWM
Was just saying how lame this stock is last thread and then it goes and does this lmao
>>60975394We?
don't forget to invest in fish biscuitsi hear it's the next big fad in fast casual, the next chipotle maybe
>>60975434Quick, say how lame GAMB & GRRR are. Please, I'm begging you!
>>60975432Buddy that game is like 90% of the fun of this thread. This shit isn't that serious. It's mostly jokes.
>>60975434That tiny pump is all the gas it has from that huge announcement? This is looking really bearish.
>>60975420>>60975430its a repeat of the 2000 dot com bubblesame things happened thenprepare your buttsbecause it will end the same way
>>60975438That sounds like horrible slop, but your post made me crave a Filet-O-Fish, which is delicious slop, so thank you. I think I'll be investing in some McDonalds.
SPY 666 within the hour
>>60975441I've been telling you how lame GAMB is for weeks now and it just goes down more and more lmao
>>60975436well maybe not you nigger
>>60975420Some of it is coming from the government, for some unknown reason.
>>60975445it's still going tbf 181.39 now extremely close to its ATH
A little tip to the anon complaining about his 3% monthly gains... put a sizable chunk of your portfolio in SLVR from Sprott.Its a perfect mix of physical and supercharged miners without any leverage up 7% today... that will be the norm going forward.I wish there was a PMs ETF that had gold, silver, platinum and junior and senior miners!
>>60975348>ai bubble bursting>tesla and overall overvaluation popping>inflation creeping up>pain from the tariff inflicted wounds just now about to really beginwe are in for some fun in the next few years
Read somewhere that zoomers are now focusing on divvies via YieldMax ETFs in order to offset their incomes.
>>60975368Reminder this guy's entire academic career is literally bullshit and fabricated
>>60975445Every piece of positive news possible for the next decade is already priced into Nshitia and I'm only half joking.
niggervideo is sucking all the money up litteraly all of my other stocks went red>>60975459>SLVRI'm perfectly happy with GDXU
>>60975462>>pain from the tariff inflicted wounds just now about to really begintwo more weeks
>>60975466where does he even come from and how did be become trumps economic advisor?
>>60975368holy fuckin based
everytime CTM hits a dollar buy it and sell at 1.15
>>60975446>because it will end the same wayIt's gonna end way worse, they'll use it to introduce CBDC and UBI while making the dollar obsolete along with the debt.
>>60975463Yieldmax is old news, their strategies are ineffective compared to kurve and round hillbut the general idea is accurate, I can take a week of dividends, maintain portfolio growth, pay taxes, and maintain margin. Gives me about 300 a month extra
why are Argentinian banks pumping?
>>60975463sample: /smg/ and the SCHD anon
>AI is a bubble>whatever>Yeah we invest 300 into Oracle >Now 100b into NVDA>BUYB UY BUY BUY>Money doesn't even existLook at NVDA +3%. AAPL already gained +10%in the past 2 weeks, TSLA too.How much are MAG7 now of the SPX? 40%?
>>60975480>if AI takes our jobs we have no rason to liveOK boomer tell me more how awful UBI would be and don't give me no "mark of the beast" bullshit because we all already have ss numbers
>>60975475A private equity retard who has written fan fiction that tariffs work the opposite of how they work in reality Literally part of the "import taxes arent taxes" delusional retard group
>>60975449Bless you anon! Thank you!
We have got to be close to peak stupid soon. How much longer can this shit go on?
>>60975487>40%?Yes, it's the most concentrated the S&P has ever been.
>>60975373>_> another ai pump. Im sus why does this stuff keep pumping stocks just by namedropping it or putting money into ai?
>>60975463It's the old Marshmallow test.
>>60975497i actually like the way the chart looks, i'm buying here with a target exit of 11.88. Pay attention folks this is called buying low
>>60975490Perpetual hyperinflation for the masses or a timed expiry currency, you'll never be able to work your way out of your lot in life. Criticize the elite and your currency gets frozen immediately like they did with the covid protestors bank accounts up here.>>60975458It's stalling out, this is it, if the biggest bubble stock double tops and turns around then it's over. If it breaks ATH then who the fuck knows.
>>60975487>>60975501Someone recently launched an SP500 top 30 companies ETF. This will probably trim the fat from the meat good.
CELHsissies what happened
>>60975509Instead of investing for tonight's dessert, they should be investing for tomorrow's brunch.
>>60975495I mean tariffs are one thingbut his nonsense about interest rates is even more delusionalthats basically what collapsed the turkish currency
>>60975368is this dude actualyl that "henlo" apu guy???
>>60975514>canadian problemswell at least your streets are full of shit you fuckers should have welcomed us as liberators in 1812 its your own fault
>>60975483>why are Argentinian banks pumping?i guess we are bailing out argentina. fucking hell
>Fed’s Miran: Series Of 50bp Rate Cuts Will 'Recalibrate' PolicyFlatout retarded
>WALMART ANNOUNCING PARTNERSHIP WITH NVIDIA SOON
Ovid therapeutics needs to pump already all of my other stocks are way up
WAIT A MINUTE. NVDA WANTS TO INVEST IN OPENAI, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. AND NVDA PUMPS?
>>60975523Yeah hes a trump stooge who literally lies through his teeth that he's not compromised He wants to crash the dollar on behalf of mein fueher but thankfully the entire FOMC sees him as a retard
Why is DPZ still dropping? I thought it was a Warren Buffet stock.
>everything retard pumpingNews? Jews?
>>60975546Wait WHAT? What kind of retardation is this?
>SPY $666
I just want to masturbate 20 hours a day and do literally nothing else. What stocks do I buy for this?
ooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>60975548Trump will nominate the next Fed chair soonweve seen nothing yet
>>60975351I hope CNXC doesn't crash, I still have shares of that.
>>60975561CHPY, KGLD, TSPY, XDTE, QDTE
>>60975558>CNBC@CNBCNvidia plans to invest up to $100 billion in OpenAI as part of data center buildout
SPY 666 confirmed
>>60975561Virgin Galactic
>>60975561https://www.tradingview.com/sparks/entries/sex-stocks-full-exposure/
Today is the day. I'm going to get solar panels unless you can convince me otherwise>US is exporting natural gas which increases demand>data centers increase demand by using as much electricity as 10000 houses>big beautiful bill is killing green energy>electric rate going up 14% next year alone
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/DGTW/yay or nay?
>>60975580>-21% one year returnok maybe grandma was right and i shouldn't play with my willy so much
>>60975581They're going to go back to green energy the very second they realize itll help AI. Now might be the best time to start shopping for energy.
>>60975546>>60975558>>60975574This market is the most retarded shit I have ever seen.
just bought the Broadcom dip bruhs >>60975556Broadcom tanked after the NVDA news unsurprisingly Hoping I got the bottom
Low vol forcepump to 6700
>>60975581I mean as long as you diy and don't pay some scam artist 20k, go for it. At most hire an electrician to set up the second panel for failover in case of an outage
>>60975373damn i should have held my SPY calls
>The PLBY shilling back in 2021
>>60975581Saying I'm getting solar panels is like saying I'm getting a car. There are cheap small options and whole house options. So I can't convince you of anything without info.
>>60975587lol where do you find this garbage?
Fuuuuck it just broke ATH. Looks like we're going to the moon.
THE GREATEST RALLY NEVER SOLD
>>60975589i didnt know they have their own tickers lol
COMP just cratered after announcing an acquisition of HOUS. Is this a buying opportunity or a falling knife?
>>60975607>Full exposureLol. Nice.
>>60975546>NVIDIA to invest in openAI>up 4%>NVIDIA to invest in Meta>up 7%>NVIDIA to invest in african diamond farms>up 20%>NVIDIA to use recent stock gains to invest in HGRAF>up 200% >NVIDIA states it will now hold a majority position in every stock and market on earth>S&P, DOW, NASDAQ, all replaced with NVIDIA
Everything was red and SNAP was pumping to 14% and now its going to close red and everything pumpsI cannot describe I much I hate this fucking market
GRRRbros, I salute you. I made a 5% swing off the top from today
should have bought the fucking TSLA put instead of incinerating $100 in losses from buying an SPX put one picosecond before the NVDA announcement
I am up 228% on the soxlbut I only have 40 soxl credits
>>60975358>give him a non-transactional relationshipno such thingcaptcha: WMANN
>>60975619Based. There is an obvious head & shoulder forming on the monthly, hoping it bounces off $20.50 and continues the climb to $30. I can see some high volume spikes happening towards Friday when the CEO speaks at ONE Amazon launch regarding US projects & the 3 recent contracts. Might be a sell the news affair, we shall see.TL;DR: Long GRRR at $20.50 and below. Trim above $25. Rinse and repeat until it hits the $30's.
Peak Rosh Hashannah session. Jews absolutely control this market
>>60975639imagine being mad at jews for making you too much money
really gets you thinking https://www.heritage.org/jobs-and-labor/commentary/cracking-down-illegal-immigration-would-raise-wages-lower-income
PUTIN NUKE POLAND I NEED THIS LINE UP EVEN MORE. BLOOD AND METALS!
>>60975644>"Wages are going to go too high because of cracking down on illegal immigration!">"Wages are going to go too high because of cracking down on cracking down on h1b1's!">"Wages are going to go too high and cause inflation! We must keep wages down to reach the 2% target!"i'm noticing
UVIX pilled bear herewent from my last $890 to $3500 from UVIX calls August 1st. have now been retarded enough to whittle that down to $1124 (lost $100 on an ill-timed SPX put today)thinking I should give the fuck up before I hit a new low. threw a few hundred at NTDOY and RBNE. i really need to never do options again. probably predisposed to gambling addiction.
>>60975600https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/306001266/#306036153
HGRAF is acting very skitzo today
which feels better>small position (<5% of net worth) going up ~30%>huge position (>50% of net worth) going up ~3%
NVDA new ATH lol
>>60975656kek feb 25 2021, the day america died. I blinked and I missed it. Bullish for strippers tho
>>60975601>itwhich one anon?
>>60975626Better to have poomped than to have never poomped at all
>>60975613The Nigvidia thing is funny because it solves my question about the oracle-openai deal last week, which was: who's paying? Because open AI is burning money like crazy and didn't had the money.But now nigvidia is paying openai so they pay oracle and a smaller part of that money goes back to them. And the stock goes ballistic ( not complaining, I own it).Clown market.
>>60975530>five morbillion for the spics, not a dime for americansthank you trump, very cool!
>>60975644>>60975649i want wages low.you should probably leave this board if you think otherwise. :)
>Amazon exposure dragging me down todayhave to take the bad with the good, at least I'm still green
>>60975679*Have, sorry phoneposting
>>60975676NVDA, that's all that matters. NVDA is now the stock market, nvm that my index funds are going sideways.
>>60975561Palantir, Pfizer
>>60975480>and UBIlol nothey are criminalizing homelessness, nomadic lifestyles (RVs, vanlife shit, etc), and are gonna round up all the people without houses into prison labor camps to work the fields
>>60975686>amazonThat's bearable, try being an msft cucklet like me.
C T M
>>60975662either suffer from winners curse but from a risk point number 1 wins
>>60975686AMZN has consistently been the worst-performing stock in my portfolio for the last several months, the fuck is wrong with this stock
>futes
Instead of complaining about NVDA retarded bears could just buy some shares and enjoy the pump together with us but again and again they are too intelligent to make money. What is this condition called?
>>60975709depression
>>60975709tunnel-vision.
>>60975707They have pretty much missed the massive AI spend bubble. Still will probably outperform long term but it's a big waste of a opportunity.
>>60975373Anybody else think Nvidia will be the next black swan to trigger a bubble crash? Why do business with Openai when Sam Altman already claimed its like the Dot Com shitshow? This is getting retarded.
>>60975713I empathize. Bearbros just buy some shares and watch your portfolio grow, you will feel good I promise. Buy that unleveraged version of soxl, whatever it’s called, if you are not ready to ride the lightning but please just change your ways.
>>60975707same here, a lot of new competition in the datacenter/cloudcomputing market I think,
>portfolio up 10% ytd>usd down 10% ytdI'm actually below breakeven in actual purchasing power.
>sell TSLZ at a loss>rises 5% within the next houri need to either stop being a pussy and commit or embrace being a coward
Imagine Nvidia at 1.5% fed funds rate.What quirky investments should we expect to see?
Its aliveITS ALIVE
>>60975487WTF does AAPL bring to this conversation? I know TSLA is a xAI proxy but AAPL just has the shitty thin iphone that looks the same as any other iphone.
>>60975728amazon would be skyrocketing if AWS didn't have the retail boat anchor
freaked out during premarket psyop, sold OKLO right before the big repump :(at least i locked in some decent gains
Yoooo what happened Jewvidia and smci up suddenly
>>60975670within 1 month>uni airdrop>doge 5 to 80>gme 40 to 200 >amc 8 to 60it doesnt say 2021 really>it says the selloff never happens
>>60975749>premarket psyop
>SOXS
>>60975744Retail has bigger upside from here. With warehouse automation and self driving delivery it could have massive margin expansion. Even if they can increase the margins by like 5% that's billions in net profits.
>>60975546In accounting terms, this is a shady business practice known as "round tripping" where you invest in a company for the sole purpose of them buying your product. It allows you to count your revenue multiple times. See Coreweave. Also explains the Intel deal.
and now we crab for a lil while
>>60975656>no control of population via digital everything, including moneylame fanfic>>60975731>Anybody else think Nvidia will be the next black swan to trigger a bubble crash?>black swan>biggest thing ever, growing out of control >AAAHHH HOW COULD THIS CRASH NOBODY SAW THIS COMINGSpare me.
>>60975749i have no idea WTF is going on herethey don't even have a reactor design nor approval, yet they're "breaking ground" on something that looks like a California chalet
>The wealthy are more rich than ever>The only thing they can't buy is immortality>The next best thing are fresh young organs>They'll pay any price for precious organs>Not longing the only multinational organ harvesting & delivery service>ISHYGDDTThe only Trans I will ever go balls deep into knowingly. I hope.
>>60975769>when you "travelling", but time is running out.
>>60975709bears don't know the meaning of buying and holding
TTWO has a negative p/e ratio?
>>60975778 i'd rather kidnap mexican children than invest in something called TRANS
>>60975759SHART IN RESTORAUNT
>>60975778Transgenderism is Transhumanism but no one should live in a world made by shitty sci-fi and fanfic authors.
is shitain worth investing in bruhs?
>>60975759Good Morning saaar
>>60975769She's got crabs.
I'm slurping some CELH that's for sure
>SANP new ATHs>crypto shits itself
>>60975798>Transgenderism is TranshumanismNot really. But really, what I want is anti aging technology.
>>everything red>tesla green>everything green >tesla lost all gains
>>60975803>tfw you will never be a crab living your whole life in a smelly 80's bushWHY EVEN LIVE
>>60975790The two aren't mutually exclusive, far from it actually.>>60975798Based esoteric schizoid.Last chance to get on this rocket ship sirs. Profitable space company with a backlog larger than its market cap.
>>60975776seriously what in the fuck is this supposed to be. they have 3D renders all over the web with variations on this thing in different environments
>>60975778>>The only thing they can't buy is immortalitylipreaders saw Putin and Xi discussing immortality and life extending technlogies when they had their little anti-western party 2-3 weeks ago
>>60975759Clean it up wagie
absolutely livid I didn’t buy the TSLA $437.5p for $800 and instead sold my TSLZ for less than breakeven and lost another $100 on an SPX put.Making the wrong financial decisions really makes me hate myself.
>>60975822anutha one
>>60975825>lipreaders>>>/x/
>>60975825Knowing China Xi is just micro dosing pure mercury.
>>60975776It'll rug pull in like 3 months
>>60975828won't be the first and won't be the last fuck uppick up and move onjust focus on line going up lad
>>60975822CGI renders is the only thing they have and they are worth 20 billion. Fucks sake. Why even bother working in such a fake and gay economy?
>>60975845here is the earlier cybertruck/HL2 Combine version
>>60975731For what reason? Its the most in demand thing in all of existence right now and will be for the next 30 years
>EVERYTHING PUMPING NEON PRISTINE GREEN>FROM ARMS CONTRACTORS, SEMICONDUCTORES, HYPERSCALERS, AI>GREEEEENWe gonna end up saying thanks to Trump and loving him, right?
>>60975855Looks like Empyrion.
>>60975862only if it keeps pumping infinitely
>>60975841lost $19k this year by not cashing out “being a bear” in april
Xtraf bros...
>>60975862our time is coming
>>60975769Id eat it. The crab i mean
>>60975769I'd smash
>>60975776>they don't even have a reactor design nor approvalthe do have a reactor design and are building it next to the reactor they are copying in idaho
Mr President, its too much. Stop it. Its too much winning. We just can't take much more of it. I'm getting tired from all the winning.If you're lucky, you'll remember these good times in the coming dark days. The carefree summer of 2025 will soon be eclipsed by an endless winter in 2026.
>>60975872I made 1k on liberation day when people on here convinced me to short the market then lost it an hour later because I didn't take profits. Still salty tbqh
>>60975613>>NVIDIA to use recent stock gains to invest in HGRAFWait what now
>>60975885Now I know I attached this image, what the helly.
>>60975707Maybe Twitch is responsible? Their dumb boomer CEO is getting called to congress over that retard nepobaby Hasan....among many other problems kek
Sold the top here and sold more NVDA and mutual funds containing NVDA in other accounts. I believe we will get a big red day tomorrow or Wednesday for the (((new year))) sell off tradition. Lock in all gains while you can. Will be swinging a few more tomorrow and throwing more into gold and silver funds
ill be honest i have no idea what's even happening anymore
>>60975892I made $5000 on liberation day and the day after. Lost all my gains shorting tech and Tesla in the ensuing five months. I did learn some important lessons though.
>>60975875In 2 more years (maybe) lmao
Market jannies aren't filling my orders again
>>60975917What is today's volume?
>>60975574>Nvidia plans to invest up to $100 billiondoesn't this hurt margins?
>>60975917Options?
>>60975924RTX 6090 FE $2999
>>60975910>no please , too much winning
You did slurp the generational GRRR bottom a minute ago, right anon?CEO is on stage with ONE Amazon today at NYC Climate week.
crab attack
>>60975947what does GRRR even do and why are you so bullish with it?
>>60975947i bought 2 9/26 25C I expect to retire this week or else
>>60975560TOP IS IN!
>smg still isn't positioned for the biggest gold rush in history >>60975917I do 99% mkt orders
what are some stocks
>>60975957I'm bullish because the company has a $500M market cap and $6Billion in contract bids approaching closing stages. They've signed 3 deals this week alone.They operate in different sectors with software & hardware. Predominantly AI facial recognition and large data collection/integration for police forces in Asia & AI shipping container scanning for ports in Taiwan and the UK.This is Asian Palantir. The stock price has exhibited insane growth over the last 2 years and I believe it has so much further to run. I could see this being a $10 billion + market cap within 5 years, that's 20 times the current price.They are expanding into the US also.
>>60975381Yeah bro why cant they just devalue my nation's currency and lower our quality of life and import shitskins faster sheesh.
why the fuck is everything I own dumping. I'm gonna kill myself
>AAPL up 3.5% after Wedbush raises target to £310, citing iPhone 17 upgrade cycleuh I thought their event was a complete flop?
>Silver>44.01$
>Bought APLD at openIm literally a genius
>It's Happening!!
>>60975991what are you holding?
>market pumping for literally no reason as usual >AMZN and MSFT are my two biggest holds
>>60975999LESSSSS GOOOOOOO
>>60975560devilish
>>60975999Checked
>>60976001GOOG, AMZN, TOL, CELH. The only green stocks I own are BABA and AMD
>>60975845They have the Scam Altman seal of approval, it's all they need.
>>60975807at least rocks are up 2%
>>60976005i have some MSFT too and am not happysatya nutella needs to go away
>2026 markets when AI ponzi falls apart>https://youtu.be/DgRLlqEvOT8?si=sRBslLWBZ2uJ16W5
>>60975988Fuck it, i'll get a bag
>>60975994Based. I'm up like $5k today.
>>60975993do you retards never look at historical trends? AAPL stock always dumps on the event then rises for two quarters afterwards, normies will buy new phones without thinking, and AAPL building phones actually makes them different than pure software tech companies, in that regard AAPL functions more like a regular consumer cyclical stock
>>60976026Based green ID.We're all gonna make it. We're all going to become gorillionaires.Appears the head and shoulders has been rejected, looks like an inverted head and shoulders might be forming. Bullish.CEO speaks at the ONE Amazon launch in about 3 hours, it could get volumous and volatile.
>>60975968wh-what do i need?
damn it feels good to be a shareholder.
Why do retards buy SOXL when SPXL is right there, big, fat, and juicy?
>>60975936Cute
How do I invest in the extermination of jews and the judaic state?
Sold 663c at 1.6 this morning =D
>>60975927Yeah, trying to roll some calls
>>60975968I DCA each paycheck into my Schwab. Try to keep a hwalthy 30k in savings as a big rainy day fund, but lately im getting too bullish and putting in a bit extra to SchwabIts a comfy easy life>>60976048Very bullish indeed. Time will tell
i think i might be retardedwhy do i keep doing thisoh boy lets buy puts on spy again like a retard oh boy lets buy a call for hedging oh boy its going up lets sell it cuz its whatever jew holiday so itll go downNOPEim so fucking done doing TA and drawing lines or whatever the fuck im just gonna buy spy calls all the fucking time like an actual retardfuck analysis and fuck the fake ass dipshits who think they can calculate if line goes up or down no you cant its just more gambling fuck youtl;dr buy fucking calls foreveri bought some of that MDA shit with my last money just for fuck it
Nvidia = Lehman BrothersChange my mind
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shill me CALLS for quick hits of high ROI now!!!!!!!!
>>60976082Patience anon, don't tilt and chase losses, its a painful lesson that is always learned at a dear price.MDA good call, ignore the noise and hold.
>>60976010tech only day
>>60976076>I DCA each paycheck into my Schwabygmi, my son.
>>60976095GRRR $25 End of week expiry if you are ballsy enough.
>>60976104>BANG post IDFurther bullishness
>>60975520Celsius sucks. Water is better.
>>60976082Your bias should be long, since markets always go up long term. Stop trying to be smart.
>>60976087Time will tell if Jensen turns out to be a complete retard like Dick Fuld.
>YouTubers fear mongering around Venezuela with the "dude war soon!" crap>we have less than 10 ships off the coastWhen war actually happens it requires thousands of ships. This is a joke
that pump was so fake and gay, im selling CCs here exp Fri
>>60976096holy shit you reddit faggots go the fuck back im gonna go to your house rajeesh and shit on your cows face fuckin benchode muthafack bloody fuckingive already sold my shitty puts before they fuck me even further and im just gonna retard yolo into 666 calls
>>60975520Time to slurp boyo
>>60976051SLVR should cover your bases...But build a basket.
>>60976115Did you see the clip of that 300 pound gordita bitch training with a rifle?
>>60976136No but I find it really funny I can't tell which side you're talking about
>>60975999checked
>>60976115As if Venezuela's war readiness was anything to write home about. If I were in the US Armed Forces I'd me more scared of random guerrilla warfare mountain/desert/jungle fucks than a failed state's military. One gets smashed by you, the other results in a forever war.
AI is a bubble
>>60976147Which is why it won't be boots on the ground but likely just dropping bombs
Should I buy up some Costco now before the holidays kick off or is it gonna keep dropping?
>>60976148Yes, no, maybe. AI knows us all too well.
>>60975979SVM and CDE
>>60976157I actually have the feeling Grok is getting worse.Also the design with the>X Searched for "...."
>>60975988You know what anon, i'll humor you and play your game and buy 50 shares in gorilla glue.
I have $2500 sitting around in the gambling account, what do I buy? I'm thinking Costco for earnings
>>60976097Time to buy utility computers
HEY BOBO!
>>60975767>It allows you to count your revenue multiple timesdont intercompany sales get reversed out on the consolidated financials to prevent exactly what you are describing
>>60976169Based glue snifferIts shaping up to pop off for the last hour of trading today.
today is my dca day but i don't wanna on account of it's too green
>>60976148what if the AI did hear him say it so it can confirm but since it isnt a public statement it is being careful about what its telling the user so as to not tip him off to the vastneess of the AI's knowledge due to unrestricted listening of users devices. I'm sure we give them permission to listen to private convos by accepting the terms of service
>>60976165I don't think its a coincidence that reddit started being used for like 50% of all ai training data this year and all the AI collectively became terrible
GOLD AND SILVER UP HEAVILY ON NO NEWSSSSSS
>judge allows orsted to continue working on its windmillsWIND BROS WE'RE SO BACK
This melt up is going to make the dot com rally look like a welfare case.
>>60976204>no newspoint and laugh, he wasn't invited to the secret news circle!
Look at the NDX; just one nonstop pump.
>>60975911Everyone laugh at the bobo Line go up Nothing ever happens
>>60976216I laugh at the retards saying the H1B nothingburger will cause a correction
>>60976190I felt bad about buying spmo when it was green, but I bought it before the nvda pump and now it's greener
I am not making any money because the usd is going down. spy up by 0.39% while the eur/usd is also up by 0.41% basically lost money so far holding us equities. if this shit keeps up spy might end up at 1000 eoy and I might end up in the red lol
>>60975892i did the same but only blame myself. thought market would keep dumping exponentially for a few more days, or at least not FULLY RECOVER IN THE SPAN OF AN HOUR.
>>60974908
>>60975911I bought TSLA puts after they lost that lawsuit a few weeks ago. I was barely green by EOD and then massively red after the weekend. The lesson I learned is that shorting TSLA is even more irrational than longing it.
>>60976244spy/gld down bigly too
>>60976260i held tslz from $3 to $6 back to below $2 by being in denial of tsla idiot strength
>>60976270You watGold headed to 4k/oz by Bullvember
I need to call my money guy in 5 minutes
Alright I'm going out to run errands don't fuck things up while I'm gone
>>60976278i mean spy/gld ratio
I am really bad at timing the top. I made 2000 on RELI today but I could have made 6000 if I had read the top.
ONDS - AI drones fits right in with the PLTR/ORCL next gen minority report society we are heading in Keep it don’t sneed it
damn my stock sold off a little. open was quite juicy
>>60976244that's why i reallocated 20% of my port into VXUS, it will outperform SPY for two reasons; continuous dollar devaluation and international stocks being better bargain with more reasonable PE, VXUS has outperformed SPY since February
>>60976314Only enter on next pullback its melted upRCAT is the next one to pop up
>>60975318Total Ako love
>put all my money in nvidia and a tech focused ETF last fridayWe gonna make it
We still with 80% likelihood have not reached the daily top. They will find a way to pump it.
>>60976314this is on my watchlist. really good looking chart
>>60976332
SPY AT 666 AAAAAAAA
>>60976321Just do AVDV. Better.
Caterpillar
Honestly since cashing out all of my crypto positions and going all in with ETFs for slow growth, I feel 100% better about my life. Is crypto the source of misery and pain?
>>60975336Grrr this stock is making me money grrrr
MDAALL DAYTODAYEVERY DAY
>>60976367I will also sell some crypto today. With that money I will short the market and lose it even faster
>>60976367i lost over 10k chasing crypto shitcoins and I was always miserable. now I just voo and chill
>>60976340Yeah, Frightening >>60975999
>>60976367Having your assets tied up in something so volatile is not good for your mental health.
>>60975999Word
David Soxl is the best CEO
>News happens>Stock soars by 20%>Sell news>Expect a good gradual dive back so I can buy again>Doesn't happen, crabsGive me my easy money you faggot crab!
Uipath?
>>60976398>problem?
>>60976367Yes, there are too many third worlders now in crypto who can't wait to rug you. At least US markets gate keeps them.
In 10 min it's 10pm in Israel. Isn't that basiclaly Ro.. nvm back to pumping
>China's main onshore indexes, the Shanghai Composite and the CSI 300, are up 9% and 12% respectively since the middle of July. That's more than the S&P and it's happened despite mounting tension with the US, where a trade agreement remains elusiveThat's the beauty of it. Conditions worse on both sides. Markets both up.
>>60976418>>60976418>>60976418
>>60976416I've been DCAing into FXI since April. A small position relative to some of my others, but it's up about 9% since I started. It's not the Chinese Century just yet, but if it happens I'll have a strong start.
>>60975463QQQI, SPYI - the market is never going down again.
>>60976278Doesn't understand ratios. Post hand. Now!
>>60975463Sadly they are just getting screwed hard. Unless you're a BDC your yield shouldn't be that high
