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germcuck edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>60983352
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BiliBili
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>>60984794
So was the girl in the pic last thread a tranny or not?
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>>60984804
first one yes, 2nd one doubt it
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jump on plug
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$FET Forum Energy Technologies. Profitability turnaround, debt down 15%, strong liquidity (2.4x current), trading near book. Fair value $40–44 vs ~$27 today.
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>>60984807
You´re a fag if you wouldn´t hit second one.
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>>60984809
$XTNT Xtant Medical Profitable turnaround, 68.6% gross margin, asset sales de-risked, EV/Rev ~0.9x. Biologics focus + licensing optionality. FV $1.29; trading ~$0.65
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>>60984815
$OPRX OptimizeRx 55% Q2 growth, profitability inflection, strong cash flow, AI-driven HCP reach. Fair value ~$34 vs ~$19. Underfollowed, underpriced upside.
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>>60984804
Yes it is. Just reverse image search it. It's a Chinese tranny.
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WHAT ARE YOU'RE TODAY'S PLAYS SMIGGERS?
A PART FROM LAC OF COURSE FUCK.
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>>60984824
waiting for porsche to hit ~42€ so i can buy shorts
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>>60984788
Choosing to attach a name to yourself on a message board designed with anonymity in mind is nothing short of attention whoring. Want to be recognized by your epic username then Reddit is over there.
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>>60984831
I'm going to pump porsche as soon as you short it. Then I'll be following your posts until you capitulate and dump it.
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>>60984836
im just playing a character which aids me in not losing my mind whilst pursuing this shit stock
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>>60984837

lol, lmao even
try me nigger
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>>60984836
I think it's funny.
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>>60984804
Definitely a 100% real biological female
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>>60984823
absolutely not you deranged faggot fetishist
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asian "people" are so weird
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>>60984850
I think we're looking at different people
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>>60984842
You have no earthly idea who I am and you will never know.
Take the position. I don't mind paying to watch you suffer.
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>>60984855
i got price alarms at 42, maybe 41,50

i will see you in the ring (earnings q3 is on 24th oct)
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>>60984858
I will broker a deal with Porsche. You will see nothing but green candles on Porsche this year.
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IM BUYING THE DIP
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The mining stocks take no orisoners lmao
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>>60984859
You wont do shit.
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Technical analysis is quite literally schizophrenic bullshit, and any anon peddling that nonsense in my general should rope asap.

But "muh statistical edge" I hear you gasp. Show me some statistics then, before you get the firing squad.
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>>60984878
it's astrology for finance bros
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>>60984878
if you honestly believe what you say why try to convince others? youre an uneducated retard who should really learn when to shut their mouth. instead, you instigate arguing instead of reading a book. wastrel
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moving forward
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>>60984888
Because this general shouldn't be polluted with such autistic discussions. Nice ad hominem though, newfriend.
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>>60984878
Oh yeah? Then explain this!
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>>60984888
>Hedge Fund Manager

All jokes aside, Fidelity or was it Schwab did a statistical analysis on retail traders who diverged away from using financial managers to go lone wolf. The summary basically says that retail made like 2.4% profit trying to time trades and be a ‘cool day trader bro- jacked to the tits’ where as the market overall made 7 or 7.8% iirc just by forgetting about timing the market and just holding over time (year duration or so).


tl;dr most of you and your voodoo technical analysis still get your portfolios nuked.
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>>60984888
Where can I buy your course?
Who became a billionaire by using TA?
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>>60984878
people lost in the "TA-Sauce" forget, that they are trading against humans. When doing TA, you are working off of the assumption, that every trader follows a mathematic formula. Seeing that the bulk of private investors are retards, TA is indeed, wishful thinking
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How much inflation do you all anticipate occurring over the next decade? How much personal debt are you comfortable taking on, with the thought that we continue to debase our currency?
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>>60984920
the problem is more fundamental than that
even assuming TA works, it would all be front run by HFT bots
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>>60984920
Algorithm traders are trained to recognise TA pattern formatiosn and thus the patterns become a self-fulfilling prophecy.

The percentage of trading conducted by algorithms is high and increasing, with over 80% of trading volume in U.S. stocks executed by computers, and the Forex market seeing over 90% of its trades as algorithmic as of a 2019 study. In other regions and segments, such as India, algorithmic trading is used for 50-55% of trades, while in Europe and other Asian markets, it can be around 60-70%.

GRRR will have one more sub $20 accumulating opportunity. October, we fly.
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>>60984920
Its real but not as useful as people think. If you pay attention you will notice rejections at very specific price points, too specific to be random.

It's not actually based off arbitrary lines, its based more on walls of call/put options at specific levels
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>>60984927
>Algorithm traders

If you think prop shops, MMers and other sophisticated people are looking at PRICE CHARTS you are seriously deranged beyond belief.

How long have you worked in the industry for? Have you even seen what the live strategies look like?

You're a moron beyond belief if you think that institutional funds are looking at head and shoulders patterns. Like seriously, reconsider your entire approach to life at this point.
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>>60984922
Maybe consider making inflation a side thought and focus on assets. Assets tend to beat inflation unless you take your money and buy something like basic bitch cars or something with a retarded depreciation.

Stocks
Bonds
Property
Rare Cars
Collectables
Gold

Holding cash especially in a savings account (lmao) is fucking retarded because your money isn’t working for you front running or keeping up with inflation.
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Idiots itt who can't accept they don't even have the attention span to read a book let alone learn technical analysis or candlestick patterns. Continue staring at the screen clueless sod
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>>60984947
>acts sophisticated
>uses ai to explain matters in monkey terms to him
kek
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>futures
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>>60984931
Awful defensive. Rattled. You will lose.

>>60984947
Clear, concise and calm. Blessed. You will win.
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>>60984947
This retard seriously asked chatgpt for a response and then screenshot the whole thing...

Keep reading your books buddy! I'm sure one day you'll make a bunch of tendies from the colorful lines on your screen :^)
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>ta fake
>ai stupid
>me know best
people like this descended from the people that bashed rocks on the head of the guy who invented the wheel.
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>>60984922
Nearly weimar-tier as foreign countries start dumping their rapidly depreciating dollar FX reserves, US treasury bonds, and dollar-denominated investments. Precious metals and precious metal accessories will become the new world reserve currency, unironically.
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>>60984959
>>60984947
>Clear, concise and calm.

They literally used ai instead of their own "brain" anon, I don't have high hopes.
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>>60984963
>trusting a chatbot that regurgitates bullshit from midwits on plebbit
>samefagging from your phone to defend yourself
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>Nice ad hominem though
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>>60984977
Is that your only response pajeet? How much of your thinking has been outsourced to jewish LLMs?
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I didn't want to sell my spy puts yesterday because of my day trade limit and now I'm gonna be fucked. Is this by design?
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this market is so fuckin retarded, it's not even funny anymore
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>>60984977
kek @ people who don't know how to use retard phrases like "ad hominem"
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What are the odds this goes through?
If I can put a buy order that means some shmuck has an open sell order at this strike right?
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>>60984990
You can rest an order on the book without a corresponding order on the other end...
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>Powell himself says that stocks are overvalued
>PE ratio is over 30
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fomod into uuuu, top signal
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>>60984991
Theres tons available
Fidelity doesnt let you do shit with options premarket so they'd need to try and immediately cancel those sell orders
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>>60984990
0, the market maker is obligated to find them the optimal deal
only chance is a flash crash that grabbles all the liquidity above you
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>>60984996
Nothing will change until they start hiking rates to control inflation like they were supposed to. Excape the insanity using precious metals and precious metal accessories.
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>>60985010
I have it at ask, not mid not bid
This open sell order should get matched at 9:30.
I dont believe you can sell calls at market, it has to be a limit order but I could be wrong.
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>>60985016
There is no reason to hike rates unless inflation ballons way up
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>>60984932
I feel like monetary expansion and other Kabbalah magic, and its impact on inflation, is critical. We price assets with money, after all.

Stocks and property can appreciate nominally without their real value changing much. I want to understand how best to minimize taxes in this fresh hell we find ourselves in.
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>>60985017
you can sell at market, and regardless market makers dont care about the order type they're still obligated to match the best.

a limit just means you'll sell for at least X or buy for at most X it doesnt guarantee execution at that pricepoint
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>FERN
>0.0005 TO 0.0027 in 6 months
Where does one even purchase penny stocks?
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>>60985017
Of course you can buy/sell options at market, why wouldn't you?
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>>60985021
The nowcast is at 3% and trending up, *before* they cut. In the 1970s, cutting prematurely because they were worried about a recession caused inflation to come back even worse than before. They solved neither problem, and ended up getting the worst of both worlds: stagflation. Buy precious metals and precious metal accessories.
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TA works sometimes but will always get cucked by macro chads and event chads so my advice is go read the news and think about what politicians are gonna do unless you are too stupid then TA is fine i guess lol
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>>60984932
i mean, if you take the average normie retard then maybe, just maybe, they are better off with the savings account rather than burining grandma's inheritance in a stock that happened to rug pull afterwards and then panic selling
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>>60984794
>Global growth is projected to slow
>% real GDP growth projections, year on year
Wh cares about real growth when stocks reflect nominal growth (including inflation). More government debt = money is worth less = line go up
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>>60985006
>options premarket
only a couple available (SPX/VIX) for trading before 9:30. no pre-market for regular stocks/etfs.
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Can it crash please? Pretty please?
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>>60985035
How much money do I need for a woman like this when I can achieve a withdrawal rate of 10%?
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>>60985021
morning babe. sending you love, wishing you well. my brother is buying schd, i had to pretend i wasn't very familiar with it while he talked to me about it. he's really good with money so maybe it will bring you some luck.
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LEAKED WALLSTREET SCRIPT

Dump opening bell, SPY hits lows of 658.

V is deployed 90 minutes into trading day.

We close at 669.
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>>60985055
It's year 5 of transitory inflation, and Jerome is telling us that there's even more transitory inflation ahead, despite those transitory rate hikes they tried earlier. Those stocks may crash in value, but not in nominal terms. Escape to precious metals and precious metal accessories.
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>>60984794
>mfw you faggots aren't invested in uranium ETF

First position I opened was exactly one year ago and I've been dumping regularly into it.

Currently up by 61%.. ON AN ETF
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>futures
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>>60985091
If it's up 61% there's no way I'm getting in now lol
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>>60985091
…Just click here and sign up to my monthly investment news letter for $19.99/mo* to learn what this exclusive ETF is.

>*billed automatically for full year at $240 annually. Cannot be cancelled unless done in writing, notarized and sent by registered insured priority mail to:
Suck my nutz
PO Box Jokesonyou
Profitville, USA 12345
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>trashes TA
>not at that level
????
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>>60985099
Definitely don't recommend going in now, but when it corrects it would be a good idea.
I only see nuclear energy being the only option with all the energy demand thats being created by the evolution of AI.

>>60985104
You can donate the 19.99$, but I'll tell you which ETF it is for free anon, I want you all to succeed.

URNU.DE that reflects the Solactive Global Uranium & Nuclear Components Total Return v2 Index.
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Oh look, we are above the green line again. We are safe.
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they sure forgot all the powell stuff quickly
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Nig-vidia
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>>60985115
market is always wrong.
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>>60984963
ta works until it doesn't. it can be insta negated by a news event
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>>60985112
>URNUDE

How lewd.

>>60985120
Wouldn’t touch that shit unless Deepseek 2.0.
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After yesterday being rational and monday being entirely irrational I expect today to be entirely irrational, so we'll pump all day until close. Also because of Rosh.
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SCHD up bigly premarket
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SHOULD I GET AN ELECTRIC CAR?!?

MY CAR IS GETTING OLD AND I JUST FOUND OUT THE EV TAX CREDIT ENDS IN 6 DAYS

PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS THOROUGHLY

I DON'T EVEN REALLY CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, I JUST WANT TO SAVE MONEY AND HAVE SOLAR PANELS
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>>60985140
5 cents or .19% is a lot?
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>tfw no trader gf
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>>60985149
5% larger divvy too
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do you think a real female ever posted in this thread?
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>>60985142
Are you ok with the car being worthless in 3 year?
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>>60985156
lol, fuck off, you SCHD grifters are costing people so much in opportunity cost. Unless you are 70 years old, you have zero reason to even think about SCHD.
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>>60985159
No, never. It really isn't allowed anyway.
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>>60985162
sure thing bud
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>>60985162
they're just mistaken or nervous about risk. or maybe already rich like my brother.
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Fannie at 13.70 premarket
Oh god please run this up to 16 so I can dump these heavy, heavy bags with profit
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>>60984234
yes
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>>60985024
I see this one on IBKR
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>>60985168
>schd calling anyone else a bag holder
LOL

Let's just take a look at SCHD's dividend yield, which is probably a bit artificially inflated after a bad year of performance
>3.74%

Oh wow, your dividend is a whole 2.61% higher than VOO's yield lol!
Don't spend it all in one place, you may spike another surge of inflation!
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>>60985024
first you find the stock then the broker...
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>>60985204
3,74% yield when bonds earn more is laughable. And then it also underperforms compared to SPX/VOO/SPY
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>>60985217
>W-W-WELL AT LEAST SCHD IS MUCH LESS VOLATILE!
>VOO drop after all of trumps tariff drama earlier this year: 16%
>SCHD drop after all of trumps tariff drama earlier this year: 11%

Oh yes, that 5% cushion is worth cutting your gains by like, 60% or more
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>>60985204
Total returns have only really started to diverge in 2023. SCHD has been less volatile in that time. Less tax efficient though I guess.
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>>60985204
Consider how exposed you are to nigvidia and lower your tone
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Why don't we just post dialogue or script from commercials here occasionally to represent tickers? Am I being too schizoid about this?

>American Airlines
>"Hey dad, you are probably wondering how I got on TV. It doesn’t matter. I’ll tell you about it later. The important thing is I’m in Hawaii. Doesn’t it look beautiful? See there is a beach and the ocean and (a pretty girl/guy walks by) well there are tons of beautiful sights here. So Dad, I know you need a vacation as much as I do. So hop on American Airlines and have them fly you to Hawaii. You won’t regret it."
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>>60984922
The official Fed target is 2% per year, which even in 'normal' periods always comes in higher.
If we add in the fact that at every economic hiccup the QEs will be far more aggressive than pre-2008, and 2% FFR is considered normal nowadays, I'd say shit's fucked.
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How do I convince my friends and coworkers to invest when they think they'll make money with lottery tickets and sports betting?
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ok guys schizo here the magic white lines tell me theres a support and itll go down today
so buy calls
source : my ass

>>60985241
just tell em theyll never know if they can win until they try, then theyll be hooked after winning once
like me
pump my GAMB calls, i need it
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>>60985241
Why do you care so much? Stop being an autist and leave them alone.
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>>60985250
Because I are about them. Also, the friends and family that are close to me are all on track to be fucking poor and crippled by debt, then they'll look at my money and say "CAN'T YOU JUST HELP US A LITTLE BIT? YOU'RE SO GREEDY, FAMILY HELPS FAMILY! YOU WANT MY KIDS TO SUFFER BECAUSE YOU WANT TO RETIRE A BIT EARLIER! I REALLY THINK "RICH" PEOPLE SHOULD BE TAXED MORE TO HELP PAY FOR MY EXPENSES!"
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>everything is recovering except for the ones I own
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>>60985256
Which is why you never say how much money you actually have. If someone asks you just say that you have some savings for a rainy day.
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>>60985259
what do you own?
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>>60985260
By now they know I have money. It's impossible to not know if you know me
>own a really nice house and have roommates paying the mortgage for me
>own a second "starter home" property that's paid off and has renters
>yet I am an incredible cheapskate in all other aspects in life
>am financially knoweldgeable and talk about the stock market while encouraging them to invest.
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>>60985168
I too (briefly) liked SCHD and SCHG. But with dividends reinvested SPY, SPLG and SPYI yield MINIMUM:
3 yr: SCHD +33%, others +63%
1yr: SCHD +0.43%, others +15%
YTD: SCHD +2%, others +12%

SCHD will die when the boomers die. There is no need to wait 30 years in a specific boomer fund that grinds at 2-4%. It is doomed to fail when people can today chase higher yield tracking indexes with a small expense ratio.
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>>60985091
I was telling people here to buy UUUU but no one listened. The retards here are only obsessed with penny stocks hoping that it hits 10x overnight.
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>I buy nvidia in late July
>rally halts
It all revolves around me and my decisions. If I had bought baba instead it'd be $90 now and nvidia at $220
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>>60985241
people want what they think is good for them. don't focus on why it is "right," focus on why it is good. understand what they really want and show them how investing can help them get that. but maybe you just don't understand what they want, maybe they want to live spontaneously and party.
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>>60985269
So stop talking about the stock market and stop encouraging them. Say you lost everything and ask them for money instead.

Are you seriously this retarded anon? Stop opening your goddamn mouth.
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this guy
>>60984845
>>60984853
should have sex with this woman
>>60984850
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>>60985269
i get that feel brah but normoids will never make it, its just a fact of life and biological
only 15% can think critically, rotate a apple in they head and all that shit
all youre gonna get with these "people" is moochers and leeches
teach a man to fish
but these npcs cant understand this kind of 4d fishing, they live in the moment and only react to outside stimuli, and their opinion is formed by the mass

>>60985283
honestly this and based advice, never talk about the market unless its with other real investors
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>>60985279
I literally said in this very general: “alright I’m buying Nvidia. I am inducing the crash”.
The price was around $182 that day, after months of constant green. Guess which direction it went after that day? Yep. Your welcome fags.
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Yes..thats right, calls..calls...now I can't stress high gamma enough. High gamma.
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>>60985142
If you have a way to cheaply charge at home, and don't take long trips with your car regularly, lease an ioniq. Otherwise stick with gas
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>>60985241
You don’t. Because if you do and they come back saying they lost everything they will naturally fault you for the rest of their lives.

If anything explain to them why lottery tickets is a poor person / low IQ tax which the state uses to fund projects that would almost always be voted against if held up to public scrutiny.

>>60985275
I listened. I am up about 18%.
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>>60985204
The point of SCHD is dividend growth. There isn't any other ETF on the planet that is better atgrowing its income as fast as SCHD
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>Stocks dip as dollar rises after Fed's Powell offers no new clues http://reut.rs/4pEqgzW

>meanwhile stocks pumping since EU sessionstart
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>>60985269
Why are you encouraging them to invest if they're in financial trouble? They should learn to save first.
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020255 what the FUCK Fidelity?
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hey why dont the fed just buy the entire market and we will all be r- oh
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>AI can now pass the hardest level of the CFA exam in a matter of minutes

We are going to end up as harvested humans for AI like in Matrix
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>>60985308
that's very true darling, but in times like these of rapid technological change perhaps it is better to focus on roic, that's why i like my etf basket more, komp/ginn/xt/qtum/arkq/arkk/baka
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>>60985269
if someone has roommates i assume they're poor
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>>60985329
If you understand how LLMs work you will understand that this isn't impressive at all. It's like saying a calculator is good at math or a printer is a artist.
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When is the market going to realize the shkreli is right about quantum computing?
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>>60985275
I listened in 2021
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>>60985275
UUUU was considered a penny stock until recently.
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should i go 70% voo and 30% spmo or 60/30/10 with schg added in the mix?
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Someone told me to buy QQQM because it is the exact same as QQQ except QQQM has a lower expense ratio. But now I see that QQQM has a 25% lower return in 5 years. Should I switch over?
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>>60985345
holy cope lmfao, an AI doesnt have to have consciousness or taste or artistic skill to replace you. It has already replaced millions of office cucks and it will continue doing it even when it doesnt know what its doing behind the scenes. Were also going to pilot drones next. You lost meatfaggot
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>>60985348
Hopefully never.
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>>60985335
I generally think the same, but I know a really wealthy guy who has roommate just because they're lonely and it's cheaper than hiring a cleaner.
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>Timmy terrorist kills innocent brown people being tortured by Trump's gestapo
>Vix drops
It's over for my 17 calls expiring in 30 minutes, isn't it?
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>>60985348
Qrd on pharmabro's opinion of not-at-all-pharma?
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>>60985367
are you even human? kys
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>>60985376
Pharmaceutical is one of the most important applications of quantum so his opinion is slightly relevant
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>>60985374
They’re fags
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>>60985367
CFA test is literally the absolute best case scenario for a LLM. Plenty of good data on what the correct answer is and no second tier thinking required. Meanwhile AI still can't figure out how many r's there are in strawberry. The only jobs AI has actually replaced are some data entry jobs and translation jobs which were already done by pajeets for 5 dollars a day.
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>>60985335
“Renters”

>>60985365
>Seakingalpha.cum
>Input QQQM
>Click Select Symbol
>Input QQQ
>Input SP500
>Click Select Metrics
>Click Performance
>Click Total Return
>Click Update Chart, at bottom of popup window
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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>>60985390
Keep coping with your out dated narratives, my company laid off 60% of its workforce and we can continue working just fine by using AI instead its a force multiplier for high IQ people while low IQ luddites get left behind
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WTFWT
>>60985393
Based
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>>60985393
No brap post today? I fear we are in for trouble.
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>>60985399
BRAAPFPFPT
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There's still time to get in on the best priced Space company before it rockets back to $50
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hope you closed your short on HGRAF by now
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OOOOOOOO POOMPING
>>60985401
My umawives
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>>60985394
You would think a high IQ individual like yourself would know basic grammar and spelling but whatever.
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sootGAWDS we are so ducking back...
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Am I being absolutely fucking retarded and missing something glaringly obvious.

Or is MARA going to pop off like IREN? Seems ridiculously well priced at these levels and poised to breakout.
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UUUU IS BLOW OFF TOPPING
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>>60985393
Based
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Reddit and orange man say I should all in on LAC
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>>60985415

Nope. Its the next moonshot, confirmed. Hop in smiggers or die of FOMO next month.
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Why is nuclear only pumping today when Trump starting praising it yesterday during normal trading hours?
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Slurped too soon again award
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>>60985444
>8 minutes into open no less
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>>60985444
Blessed
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>>60985399
>>60985401
when i doubt
brap it up
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That P/E for TESLA is absurd.
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Genasyssies, do we have hope for Trump signing a contract?
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>Oracle down 3% today
uh...but I bought the dip yesterday
is it allowed to do that?
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>sold a call to pay for iptv for a year, guilt free
it worked!
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>>60985436
>>60985415

YOU GUYS

PLEASE

ITS FREE MONEY

MARA
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>>60985458
Just keep buying, ching think about it.
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SOLD MY FUCKING IREN CALL TOO EARLY AGAIN HOLY FUCK
BOUGHT AT 1.10 SOLD AT 2.60 NOW ITS 5.00 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>60985405
>HGRAF
Holy fuck! They signed a LOI with NATO military company.

>SEADAR Technologies develops innovative subsea sensing solutions to strengthen maritime security and survey capabilities for the NATO Alliance. We are a team of entrepreneurs, scientists, and engineers, whose core values are grounded in duty towards the common good, committed to illuminating what lies beneath the sea.
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>>60985474
Robert Seadar?
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NEXT TARGER FOR HGRAF??
>HGRAF
HGRAF
>HGRAF
HGRAF
>HGRAF
HGRAF
>HGRAF
HGRAF
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Fannie is free money. I give it a price target of $140.
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>>60985458
Impressive. Let's look at PLTR's PE ratio.
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>>60985466
I don't think so
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>>60985474
>>60985482
Class Action lawsuit against the thottiana influencer causing HGRAF to dump WHEN???
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>>60985485
At least PLTR is growing.
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>>60985482
$10 eoy nigga
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WHAT THE fuck WAS THAT
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Today I dreamt I had to liquidate a position in a boomer af company called Kobayashi Industries or I would be margin called.
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>>60985474
>>60985482
Why is this going up? I would have been up 100% if I didn't sell. This was supposed to be a scam. WTF happened to the dildo saleswoman????
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>>60985487
The shorts must be scrambling to cook up something.
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>>60985493
i dreamt i had to buy something related to wood, more specifically logs and that it would 4x my money
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uhm.. why are we crashing a second day in a row?
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>>60985474
By the end of next year they'll have contracts directly with the DOE and DOD.
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>>60985494
nigga sounds funnier in my head and im a true racist to my very core, nigger
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>>60985505
climate change and winter bagina
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>vix options expired worthless
>Then the whole market dumps and vix goes right past my price point
I hate this fake and gay nigger market so much bros.
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BUY BUY BUY BUY
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>>60985497
>he believed the short report
>he fell for the low brow character assassination attacks

We gave you everything to have conviction on this stock, but instead chose to listen Crapybara Research.
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>>60985505
don't worry it happens sometimes
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>>60984794
So basically buy an India ETF?
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>>60985505
Crabbing, not crashing.
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>>60985517
any /smg/ DD on DOCS?
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>TSLA pumping because of a report that estimates deliveries beat
>Numbers still lower what I think TSLA delivered in the past
>obviously lower than what Musk promised (+30% or so)
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>>60985468
MARA is lagging, you can buy calls there still.
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My intraday buying power is less than half my settled cash and I don't know why. Yesterday I was very profitable so they didn't lower it to punish me for being retarded.
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>>60985506
Most likely. This is unexpected news. The 14 million shares short are going to get squeezed hard at some point, they haven't covered yet.
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bros
I sunk £7k into AI stocks just before GPT-5's launch (Aug 7th) and lost most of it
Today I finally broke even
This is a big day for me. I can finally stop feeling like a gambling addict chasing my losses and start enjoying the game.
Thank you.
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I'M JUST ITCHING TO BUY MORE AMD
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>>60985497
>getting filtered by short crooks
grim
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FUUUUUCKKKJ WHY DIDNT I SELL AT 666 SPY
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>>60985517
The 5 year is an unreal cup and handle on Doximity.
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>>60985528
It's a high quality stock. Mix of a social media, a job posting site, administrative tool, some AI shit for doctors. Very high retention rates and solid growth but the valuation is pretty high.
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>>60985539
Lmao you about to get rugged again lil bro

What stonks are you holding?
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>>60985537
Someone on R*ddit said the runup over the last week or so was caused by shorts covering. I guess they can't cover every position on volume this low, though.
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Wow, BABA up nearly 8%, no idea why. Making my portfolio bright green today.
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>>60985548
GRRR
IREN
AVGO
ORCL
RR
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After being bearish for two years, I went long this morning. What am I in for?
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HGRAF might actually hit a new ATH by eow.
Shorts should livestream their suicides.
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>>60985558
pain
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>>60985557
Not bad holdings tbf anon you must have bought the top on most of them and lost some money to FX lol.
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Oh dollar is mooning today, might explain red
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>>60985542
the dollar is mooning but at what cost...
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>>60985558
gains
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>>60985559
/smg/ told me it was a meme stock and I believed them
I would have pocketed profits by now anyway tbf

Anything that shoots up by double digits in one day is almost sure to plummet the next. But HGRAF does it mulltiple times over.

I remember just 2 weeks ago when everyone in /smg/ was bulling their ceo for the sexy bikini photos. Take that incels.
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>>60985576
>>60985577

Gold smuggies are going to get rugged so hard lmao

It will recover, eventually :)
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>>60985517
Why are insiders selling shares then?
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>fed announces that stocks are too high
>market gets spooked that rate cuts are cancelled
>income fags immediately dump reits and go back to the dollar
>dollar pumps
It's kind of wild knowing the average investing time horizon has to be like what, five years? Tops?
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>>60985505
crash?
i am 5% up today
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>>60985547
thx anon
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>>60985528
Look at this fucking 5 year chart.
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>>60985598
People on this board see their random penny stock go down 0.1% and they say the market is crashing
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>>60985542
>elites program in a literal satan trips on the market
>exuberant goyim don't sell
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Beginning another leg up to break the $20 resistance

A lot of institutional buying in the last few days.
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>>60985600
OpenAI has been poaching talent from them recently. Tells you that it's a pretty cool company. I would love to invest but it's just too expensive for me right now. I'd buy at $45. It's something to have on your watchlist at least.
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>>60985551
I'm monitoring this stock, have access to all of the short information and L2 data, nothing in the data says the majority of shorts have covered yet, although some might have started today. One dude has $500k in shares sold short at $1.70 CAD and they're like 40% underwater now and paying 30% interest on the shorts. They're so fucked.
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I would like to take a moment to thank any lurking SNAP bulls who doubled my net worth over the past 3 days. Your donation to the fishing boat fund is much appreciated and you are good people :)
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>>60985619
>One dude has $500k in shares sold short at $1.70 CAD and they're like 40% underwater now and paying 30% interest on the shorts.
this is funny
why wouldn't he have covered by now
why were people willing to pay 30% interest on short positions
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>>60985570
>>60985578
The duality of /biz/.
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I’m just longing 2,000 shares of hgraf at 1.50.
Not going to sell or swing trade any of it. Just long and hope.
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I'm crabbing.
I HATE crabbing.
Why is the first half hour so much more fun than the rest of the day?
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>>60984816
its been a while sice i came upon such an interesting stock, how did you find it?
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LAC up almost 90% today
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>>60985638
AI
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anyone following Terra Innovatum and their SPAC GSR III? They are taking on micro nuclear segment
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>fundamentals
welp those seem to be completely dead
ETERNAL BULL RUN HERE WE GO
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>>60985642
US Gov is taking 10% stake.

Generational GRRR buying opportunity is almost upon us.
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>HGRAF trannies were actually right
Wtf?
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>>60985644
>Terra Innovatum
Interdasting
I missed (knew about, day traded, and still missed) SMR and OKLO
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>>60985628
>spy put call OI ratio mooning
>voo (spy for big boys) put call OI ratio spiking higher than it’s been in a year, almost x2 April dump

Don’t worry anon. Bobo comin.
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>>60985517
i bought a call
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>/smg/ thinks Intel is a bad stock
You're gonna look so dumb in 6 months
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fuck I listened to u guys and bought grrr and im down 5%
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>>60985662
I like Intel
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>>60985662
it's not bad, it's terrible. short term pop means nothing
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>>60985662
its not bad
its trash
but if donald duck is in it it must be profitable for the next time
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>>60985662
kek INTCel
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>>60985581
I decided to believe in the CEO despite her past. I used to clean gutters, mow lawns and power wash driveways before I became an engineer. That's no different to modeling and being a whore for women.
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>>60985665
you should have bought HGRAF
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>>60985667
but do you love israëëëëëëëëëëëël?
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why is no one shilling RIOT
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>>60985662
im buying a put
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>>60985674
how many shares to use her for a night?
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>Another pump
Watch, 1 anon are gonna sell early and make a decent profit, 1 is going to sell near the top, and 5 are going to be bagholding
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>>60985675
True I should’ve gone 50/50..
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>Hgraf domping
AAAAA LEAVE THE SHIP RATS ITS OVER
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haha at least tesler is mooning once again
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Can I borrow a cup and handle of sugar, neighbour?

MARA is free money. I'm the GAMB & GRRR shill.
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>>60985597
5 minutes
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SAARS BUY MARA SAARS
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>>60985662
There are people out there right now who are holding 20 year old bags of Intel.
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why did adobe dump today?
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>>60984896
the ghost chair phase shifting into reality is not fine and dandy at all
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>>60985698
when are we selling?
i am holding since march
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>>60985707
For $6.6B market cap you are getting $7.8B of assets. Next IREN sirs!
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>>60985657
oklo is by far my biggest regret ever that i am compensating with nbis gains. Bought ALCC and sold oklo at 21$
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>>60985722
Are those assets crypto
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turns out selling CBRL 45 P at earnings was a great play i got 400 bucks in premium and closed out for another 80 bucks profit today
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>>60985709
Moronic but not relevant, I'd have sold at 30 to 60 dollars back in 2000 and been fine with it.
Intel was on its generational bottom just a few days ago, its only up from here.
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>>60985683
>Immediately pumps
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>>60985728
Asset Breakdown
Total Assets: $7.72 Billion (as of June 30, 2025)
Property, Plant, and Equipment (PP&E): $1.63 Billion
This category includes the physical infrastructure, like mining rigs and data centers, required for its Bitcoin mining operations.
Long-Term Assets: $7.48 Billion
This is a broad category that encompasses long-duration resources, including the significant holdings of Bitcoin.
Bitcoin Holdings: 52,477 Bitcoins (as of August 31, 2025)
MARA views Bitcoin as a strategic reserve asset and holds a large portion of its mined Bitcoin, rather than selling it immediately.
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I bought SQQQ.
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>>60985517
already mooned
boring
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>>60985697
No, just back testing the resistance at the $1.95-$2.01 bearish FVG, now turned support.
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>>60985738
Not buying crypto shite sorry
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>>60985740
WRONG
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>>60985437
I think because AI reads speeches for us now or we wait for the text version to come out. It’s like how I couldn’t physically watch Jimmy Kimmels speech because I was scared he would say something that made it so I couldn’t sleep. I read what he said instead and it was okay I’d rather buy UUUU than Disney.

Goddammit I should have known OKLO was a life changing company dude.
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>>60985744
me neither, saved you a google search
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>>60985732
To those holding so long the movement is highly relevant. Intel bottom was five months ago or so when it was around $18. I bought the pump and dump up to $27.

Part of the problem from my perspective is that Intel is viewed as a dinosaur from the dot.com/Blackberry/Cisco era and I would never hold it long term. Of course if you have a good entry and ride it up to ATH’s then of course- more power to you. I wish all INTC baggies the best of luck.
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>finally bought GRRR yesterday after months of /smg/ shillng
>it nosedives

I did this
This is because of me
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>>60985745
Jury is still out on this one anon
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>>60985754
Thanks m8
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Honey butter cinnamon vanilla pancakes. Breakfast is good!
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>>60985674
You should be ashamed of this post.
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is BABA the next nvidia?
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bought LASE yesterday
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>>60985762
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>60985762
>>60985761

>He actually did the needful

Oh nonono
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>>60985780

>>60985780

>>60985780
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>>60985553
Bro hold that shit forever
You are holding Chinas first trillion dollar tech stock. 300 is guaranteed that company is fucking insane.

What if Amazon.com also somehow had OpenAI?
I just don’t know the timeline it could be 2 years to 300 or six months.
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Just bought 10.25 shares of VBIL
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>>60985789
>>60985789
>>60985789
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>>60985506
You're jumping the gun here. It's a LOI to implement a lab tested technology that's unproven in harsh subsea systems that must survive pressure, corrosion, mechanical fatigue, biofouling, etc.
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>>60985784
>You are holding Chinas first trillion dollar tech stock.
No, you're holding paper that has China's first trillion dollar stock's name written on it. It's illegal for foreigners to own Chinese equity.
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>>60985797
>You're jumping the gun here.
The DOE reached out to Kevin Bambrough (not the other way around) to learn about HGRAF's product.
Kijrsten has repeatedly stated that the company is in private talks with the DOD.
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>>60985790
whats the obsession over frieren? its so boring
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>>60985790
Just downloaded this image
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>>60985790
Frieren sexooo
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>>60985798
Which has value as long as China values foreign investment. Not all that different from any other financial instrument.
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>>60985742
ict anon
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>>60985804
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>>60985761
kek i remember yesterday im saying
SLURP
SLUROP SMIGGER
SLURP LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

and you bought
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>>60985836
i mean him saying*
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>>60985833
its not even ecchi nigger

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOTQE55DMiZ/
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>HGRAF getting shorted on news day again
fucking rat niggers stop stealing my gainz virtually and return those 300k shares right the fuck now aaaaaaahhhhhhh
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>>60985275
Damn I don't usually come here for stock advice but wish I had seen your advice.. its 1k% up for the past 5 years!!
Nice pick anon, but I prefer to invest in ETF when it comes to markets I'm not very familiar and don't know the fundamentals very well.

Good luck with your investments!
>>60985131
Send nudes



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