Microsoft edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/:>>60992453
Hello mister jer*Prrrrrrr*Ahem excuse me i uhm had some taco bell i uh
How do I long shotas and shotacons?
INTC hodlers? The overlords of a new era.
I PUT MONEY IN THE STOCK MARKET WHY HAVENT I MADE ANYTHING YET?
>>60993774Invest in schoolteachers
Good choices by Microsoft probably, I'm just sad those protestor retards got their way.
I bought some more AFL today
I JUST BOUGHT 2 SHARES OF XOM YESTERDAY WHY COME AM I NOT A MILLIONARE YET?!
>>60993784LmaoLmfaoTiktok us is going to be an absolute failure once people notice you cant view international profiles
>>60993786Is there a more fitting pick than Scholastic?
Inshallah, slurpers shall inherit the earth.
Why did my post get baleeted
>>60993793What? That's fucking stupid. Latinx and asians drive most of the content creation on TikTok.
>>60993807They want it to be like tiktok china, isolated propaganda
I should have bought
Is it really only pumping because they are kicking out the JEETs for changs and timmies?
>>60993813Are you UPCET about it?
>>60993806Probably some gay ass janny thought it was "2political4me"
>Intel approaches TSMC for investments or partnership, WSJ reports
>>60993841meds
I'm going to be so fucking pissed if the market dumps again
>>60993753i saw someone say everything dumping after the ww3 rumor whats a site to see charts for like top 100 stocks?
>>60993852crazy how fast theyve turned it around
Test
>>60993877Checked and based
>>60993877kill yourself
I need a limit down on SPY, at least -2% before noon. What sort events can happen before then to cause this? Unfortunately if this doesn't happen I might have to kms
>>60993852more friends
>>60993874Yahoo Finance
Went long on a Greek construction company (ticker AVAX)
>TRUMP TO FORCE MAGA INTO TIKTOK ALGORITHMS Buy ORCL
>>60993806((())) is too politically polarizing rn.
>>60993767What not to buy .jpg
COST sisters what is happening?!Are they not selling enough bulk gold bars or whatever?
Is Nvidia still worth holding or did it top already?
>>60994034I love this picture so much and, anon, I hope your port will be okay
>>60994047she is bretty gute ngl fr fr
I am up on my LAC
>>60994099greedy gluttonous bull. top signal
I actually feel bad for asians. It must suck to not have a soul. Doesn't matter if you're rich if you don't even have a soul.
>INTC shopping around for investmentIsn't this a really bad thing for INTC bagholders? On some level it's share dilution. Earnings diverted to the big corporate investors or lower earnings if the investors get a better deal on purchases down the line.
>>60994135anything that moves the price up is good news. we were set to dominate the sminiconfluxer market and have a monopoly on leading edge chips for a decade and that sent the stock to 18. now we get share dilutions and carve outs and concessions and we're going up. it is what it is.
What's with the google pump? Did I miss anything?
another shit day in my stupid nigger lifefirst i bungled my morning trades by shitting myself of the up down movement, then i sharted all over by selling my calls way too early on the V recovery, missed the other one completely, bought puts and they ended up worthlessMARA is a piece of shit that aint done nothin and my oct calls better fucking print and so is DOCSim about to just quit and wait for GAMB to moon but it probably wontim starting to think that anon was right im a shit trader but i could be a decent investor, but im a dopamine fried boomer who aint got time to wait 3 years for HGRIFT to moonwhenever i see the line moving in the opposite direction i start screaming at the screen OHHH BLOODY FUCKING YOU BEHENCHODE MADARCHODE FUCKING BLOODY BASTERD BITCH FUCK GO UP I AM THE FUCKING FUCK YOU
>>60994034I don't actually own COST, I'm just shitposting stocks
>>60994157Are you actually losing money all of these days in a row?
>>60994155yeah big news
As if Microsoft doesn't spy on all its users
>>60994174>israeli copelol
>>60994157same but more coherenti did punch my phone screen in disgust/rage over missed opportunities a few times the past couple days.my cope is “stocks go up because the dollar goes down”speaking of which, euro is dumping. going to buy euro futes tomorrow
8 of the last 11 days for me have been red.
>there are people who lose money on stocksJust buy low and sell when it's high lol are you retarded
>>60994202Oh yeah I forgot you can't lose money as long as you never sell
Mcdonalds is the strongest stock in the marketI think I'm going all in
>mfw i sold a bunch of long dated straddles this morning >mfw up 200% on relatively flat day>mfw closed all positions eod before any exercise
>>60994211ty for your service
Everyone got banned again?
>>60994214This is the most exercise you’ve gotten in a while (none)!
why didnt u buy
>>60994218It was my pleasureI've gone from an xmr maximalist to a mcd maximalist
>>60994238yes
>>60993821It was unironically valued below the sum of its parts, it should have never been in the low 20's in the first place even with the revenue cut
tomorrow.... is the big one?!!?
>>60994272I'm afraid it is. The big rip is tomorrow
jill kews
NAK bros..why we pumping AH?
I guess /biz/ won over /bant/.
Prepare for a final bulltrap before the real dip
>>60994286as much as people like to rag on the jannies, /bant/ doesn't deal well with spam and some of us aren't gentlemen
Nice try windows , not everything is da juice.
>>60993797does scholastic stilll have the sexy librarian mascot?
>>60994285>NAKKopernik just completed the fourth tranche of the royalty agreement, so they must still believe. (Was obvious to anyone paying attention, but markets are moronic)
>>60993753>OP imageI beg your pardon? Khazar Milky Glownigger voyeurism on my goon seshes confirmed?
>>60994304That one schizo is just awful :( I don't mind shitposts but the longform spam is unbearable.
>>60994327I never knew it had that and I can't find her
>>60993929sounds like an absolute horrible ideakeep us updated
>>60994272the big what
>>60994342ONE!
are we in the liquidity crisis narrative again? china says it doesnt want the beans if they dont get along. i expect dividends to get upward momentum due to zoomers and pension boomers and i have started slurping here and there.
>>60994334i'm thinking of the redhead magic schoolbus lady>>60994214i don't believe you
Holy crab market
>>60994352Ms. Frizzle? Yeah idk there's a reboot
>>60994368>Yeah idk there's a rebootDid they make her fat and black?
>>60994377Surprisingly no. I guess It passes the show off to her daughter
> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH >"In order to protect our Great Heavy Truck Manufacturers from unfair outside competition, I will be imposing, as of October 1st, 2025, a 25% Tariff on all “Heavy (Big!) Trucks” made in other parts of the World. Therefore, our Great Large Truck Company Manufacturers, such as Peterbilt, Kenworth, Freightliner, Mack Trucks, and others, will be protected from the onslaught of outside interruptions. We need our Truckers to be financially healthy and strong, for many reasons, but above all else, for National Security purposes!"
are we invading russia or iran?
>>60994394Huh that is surprising.
>>60994394you will never have hot steamy redhead sex in the back of the schoolbus with the sexy busdriver why even live
>>60994394Ralphie lookin sus
>futures
>>60994410omgomgj he's so cute! what's his insta?
>>60994410here comes dat boi
i have not made moneyi have in fact lost money
>>60992665NTA but fuck it, I'm literally donating plasma on sat to make it till 15th. I REALLY hope I don't regret this....revolut.me/faustiniushonestly anything helps. My fkn ETH dumped too 2 days after I set a Sell Limit. Did it go up? Did it fuck.....I also did on flip on USGO, set the Sell Limit for 10%.... its almost double that now....and rising
>>60994338Will do. I won't give any fundamental reasons, just Grek construction funny and very financially prudent
>>60994426that can't be possibleeven the Russel 2000 is flirting with all time highs
kek
> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH >"We will be imposing a 50% Tariff on all Kitchen Cabinets, Bathroom Vanities, and associated products, starting October 1st, 2025. Additionally, we will be charging a 30% Tariff on Upholstered Furniture. The reason for this is the large scale “FLOODING” of these products into the United States by other outside Countries. It is a very unfair practice, but we must protect, for National Security and other reasons, our Manufacturing process. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"What are contracts with Trump good for when he adds tariffs later?
>>60994475>by other outside Countries>
what happened to the copying what senators are putting into their portfolios? has that method been patched?
>>60994494Yes.
>>60994211>double cheeseburger, plainJust how I like it. With large fries>>60994214High or low IV? The theta decay of long dated options doesnt seem that great on one day, not to mention the delta risk
> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH "Starting October 1st, 2025, we will be imposing a 100% Tariff on any branded or patented Pharmaceutical Product, unless a Company IS BUILDING their Pharmaceutical Manufacturing Plant in America. “IS BUILDING” will be defined as, “breaking ground” and/or “under construction.” There will, therefore, be no Tariff on these Pharmaceutical Products if construction has started. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
>>60994099All that Trumpshit is going to dump once Trump vetoes the Epstein petition after it passes. His son already semi-dumped his dad's crypto portfolio in advance. Rep. Adelita Grijalva (D-AZ) promises to sign it when she gets sworn in by Oct. 7 if everyone else is too chickenshit about it. Trump can veto the list but by house bipartisan majority rule law it has to be released if it isn't overriden which is HIGHLY likely so late Feb 2026 at the very latest we get to read victims testimonies and know the accusers names unredacted including all their degenerate pedo proclivities and weird fetishes. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Whitney Webb is literally drooling by the mouth waiting for these files so she can connect more money laundering schemes when the names are redacted. Some of these names are loyal to Trump and vice versa, so expect some corruption tied at least financially to Epstein or his old bankbros . 2026 is going to be one crazy fucking year for HAPPENINGS!
>>60994475uh, Ikea bros?
>>60994162yes, you bloody madarchode fuckingi have sold my last cow to pay for 0dte and am losing the village sex dog to bloody fucking Ramamandeep from next village>>60994190>a fucking phonecuckholy shit faggot get a goddamn computer you fucking zoomer cuck lmao a fucking phonedid you just flap your cheetos covered thumbs at menothing a phonecuck writes has valueanyway, someone said it was gonna pump to fuck tomorrow to bait us into a value trap or whateverim buying calls tomorrow so buy puts, thank me later (with donations)
>>60994398I hope it's Russiathere's so many nuclear disasters there and I want to visit them all.
Options trading better than anything else here, I pay my rent with premium alone
>>60994465lmao did he actually say that
>>60994539yes
>>60994475>50% Tariff on all Kitchen Cabinets,Oh no you have to slap some MDF on a CNC mill how terrible you don't have a chinese slave to do it for you.
>>60994537OK thank you that is my signal to get the fuck out of options for a while
>>60993753How bad is it going to be tomorrow?
Steve Eisman and guest break down what is wrong with United Healthcare and Optum (owned by UNH). Some of the comments are very interesting if you are thinking of investing in UHNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6QSH_ZmYxI
I get $400 a day free play at a casino, how do I turn this into a living without getting cutoff? also, how do i invest for the medium term without getting it in the ass on 0dte? somehow i’m like 0 for 20 at guessing the direction and loose all my money.
>>60994583if only there was a way to trade options that didn't depend on directionality
>>60994602could you imagine being such a pussy?
quick Bloomberg podcost vid on how UHN sold off parts of it business to raise money and claim the money is adjusted earnings, so they could claim the beat earnings expectations. The loss of revenue seems to come from the new V-coding requirements and more strict review of using these codes and therefore less money being paid by the governent for health care. It appears the company is in serious trouble.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVOHFVJgsQoI see some comments that suggest UNH was "upcoding" the v-codes meaning they were potentially falsifying the type and amount of care they were paid for but may not have actually provided.
>>60994583>I get $400 a day free play at a casino,A real one?If you never ever buy anything then the EV is positive. >how do i invest for the medium term without getting it in the ass on 0dte?You can't invest medium term unless you're crazy good, just do it like long term: short expensive stuff, long cheap stuff. Don't use options.
>>60993753>Microsoft terminates israeli militarys access to its technologyWhat that tweet fails to mention is that it's only to a specific unit, not the entire israeli military. Microsoft is still allowing the jews access to their stuff
>>60994583>how do I turn this into a livinggo out and spend $400/day on food, boose, and young women. What's so hard to figure out?
>>60993793>>60993807>>60993806>>60993837>>60994031I always miss all the good shit. Janies delete and ban shit here so quickly over the most vague shit they can bend the rules around. Seriously the fucker needs to get doxxed
>>60994613>It was a footnote in their 10k.This is why you *have* to read the filings. One of my earlier employers (a tech company) is pretty much fucked. They're going to have a few absolutely terrible quarters but the facts most sites (finviz, godel, yahoo) show don't show it, you have to dig through the "management's commentary blah blah" section to see it. It's in a normally blue/white financial statement but it's not a standard fact so you have to actually read the report. Man I wish I could trade them but too many of my ex coworkers keep giving me MNPI.I saw something similar with the last company I made a model for this afternoon. It's actually super cheap but everyone's just trading off P/E etc instead of forecasting out the things actually driving the business. Don't just ping pong around, if you're going to put money into a trade make sure you *really* understand what you're getting into first.
if im in a company and i know my company is losing business, and the market is duopoly so while i cannot be certain, i can make an educated guess on where the business is going, and the competitor is publicly traded while my company is just a tiny subsidiary under a big publicly-traded giantcan i get in trouble?
>>60994602Yes but if I tell you about it you're just going to end up losing a lot of money.Neverminded.I have since thought about it and decided this would be funny.Here you go. Good luck.
>>60994552Suit yourself, you want to lose all your money like the retards with copium holding chainlink for 8+ years be my guest
>>60994659No (not a lawyer though.)The rule is no trading on MNPI:Material: (it effects the businesses financial/operational state)Non Public: (People outside the company can't see it.)There has to be a tipper within the company who's charged with keeping MNPI confidential (in my case that would be the ex coworkers in the finance department who keep complaining about their job.)Nominally there's supposed to be a reward you give the tipper as well but lately "warm feelings" or whatever is enough apparently.The fine is 3x your profits and some number of years in jail, they'll regularly go after small traders (like $1k even) so it's just not worth it.
Fucking cunt steak i robbed myself by bwing impatient. Made the right move but fumbled the exit missing out on so much. Anyways 670 is on deck, but when SPY hits that it will be even mlre oberbought on the weekly, priming for a more serious drawdown than this. How can i maxamize profits from this? Maybe get a personal loan
I fucking suckI lost -11,000 on SPY calls
>>60994688I'm probably going to lose ~$1k on OPEN puts tomorrow. I got too excited on Tuesday.
>>60994688you didnt lose it, you donated it to a market maker in need. you should hedge your optionstrading by buying the underlying marketmaker
>>60994190I don't know if you're aware but if you check the dxy the dollar is actually going the other way.
So how likely is it we will see a LLY jump and a NOVO dump tomorrow or even overnight?I'm thinking about selling my LLY and buying NOVO if that happens, given how often Trump changes his mind about tariffs it seems like a pretty obvious move. He'll change his mind over the weekend and i can get a quick profit.
Put 30k in a tech penny stock. Wait it for to go ten times and then retire in a week. Sell everything if drops 10% before it pumps and then find a new stock to try. It's really that easy to become rich
I will buy 100 TQQQ ( cad version ) every day until I run out of funds, have $150k available now
> futures
>>60994677i wont actually do it lol, since my company had 2 rounds of layoffs this year the other company only went up like +30% (to be fair neither company were affected by the liberation day tariffs dip), maybe in a normal year that would have been attractive but not now
>>60994743my best winners have gone -30% or even -70% (lol) before going up 2x or 3x, in a couple cases i averaged down when it went -70%just have to be confident that the valuation makes sense, no sense in panicking if they have no debt and have reasonable ps ratios and maybe even profitable with decent growth
>>60994475The 100% tariffs on non US produced pharma is way more interesting, GLP-1 companies in particular.
just here to say i got intel because crony capitalism is predictable and fundamentals are irrelevant in hellworld.
>>60994688I lost about that much fighting GME on this board. I doubt anyone remember my Steven Cohen posting spergout.
>>60994767I put $10k which is a big chunk of my net worth into one penny stock and it went up to $18k and I held thinking this was going to be the one that made me rich and now it's -60% and still dropping Could have sold at flat but I kept hope and now I cry every day
>>60994700zoom out
>>60994775Is PFE going to be okay?
>>60994806Extremely bullish for precious metals and precious metal accessories.
>>60994846you get it
>>60994767My best position, we'll one I'm most confident in, did that. Even tax losses early lots.
>>60994758Even without sound, this webm still manages to invoke an utter sense of sheer disapproval from the viewer towards the silly childish attention seeking behavior on display. Pathetic
>futuresbobo's on patrol
>>60994821>I put $10k which is a big chunk of my net worth into one penny stock and it went up to $18kwhat did you learn from it, thats the most important partwhat were their revenues and growth like? did they have cashburn? etc often you can end up selling too early by relying on fundamentals, but you'll often never hold too longlike if you have a house in a neighborhood with houses around $500k and your house is just slightly bigger and someone is offering you $600k yeah maybe you'll say no, but if they're offering you $1m or $2m then you'll sell because it's overvalued at that price. the same can be done with stocks
will zion don new oct.1 tariffs cause stocks to dip again? should i wait to buy the dip?
When the economy finally collapses, will they allow trump to take the fall for it and then elect a democrat to inflate away the issues?Or will they try to inflate the economy within trumps presidency?The rest of 2025 is a crash.
>>60994876>what did you learn from it, thats the most important partMy dad told me to sell my initial 10k when it was 18k and leave the 8k in it and forget about it that was probably the right call. Might do that next time>what were their revenues and growth likeSDCH you tell me. I'm not much of an analysis guy I just go on vibes and it's worked pretty well. It worked with this stock I just didn't sell like a retard
We are putting tarrifs on allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods, and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
I am not going to make any effort here to present a primer for new futures traders, but rather, I will look at some futures charts at the end of this chapter to show the journeyman that chart analysis can be used as a decision-making method in these dramatic markets. Again, chart analysis has the weakness (or strength) of being a qualitative process. It will not make decisions for the average trader, as a mechanical system will. On the other hand, a breakout is a breakout. A gap is a gap, leaving aside the question of limit move gaps for the moment. A trend is a trend. And here is the great advantage that a firm grasp of charting methods can give the practitioner. It can give him the perspective to recognize the essential nature of the market at hand and choose to wait or to enter. Mechanical methods not having the qualitative discrimination of an experienced chartist will blindly take every trade until they are out of money. The experienced chart analyst can sit back and say, this market has not yet made a bottom and the time to begin trading it long has not yet come.
>>60994602The seed capital required to write enough options for that, vs buying, means I can't make shit.
>>60994659https://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/materialinsiderinformation.aspYou actually need to know something important, something specific, not just generally you see things slownig down. If you think your company is turning into a loser start selling, not all at once, but smaller regular amounts and start buying the competitor.
>>60994900hopefully trump declares martial law and we genocide all the niggers and trannies
If the bubble pops tomorrow, how much SPY going down tomorrow?
>>60994758another day of womne being harrassed at work by men.
>>60994905thanks for reminding me I want a blender
>>60994758its weird to me people got mad at this because it's an advertisement like, it's a literal advertisementthey work for a skin care company and even wink wink nudge nudge that in the video
>>60994759>2 rounds of layoffsits public info once the announcement is made, but sometimes that type of annoucement is positive for the stock because it shows the company cutting costs to address the issue. You can buy/sell your company stock based on how you see the operations, how many fucking retards work there, just not key insider info that moves the stock price if/when it gets out.
>>60994821You paid $10k for financial education
>>60994905>Nothing ever (ever) happensAl was way ahead of his time
what's going on? what's the latest scam, gentlemen?
>>60994833In theory it should spike a bit tomorrow.
>>60994957Intel is the scam of the hour
>>60994901it went from 59 million shares outstanding from 2021, into 227 million shares outstanding now, presumably since it had to dilute shares to keep the lights on since they were burning cashimagine if you had a $1m house that was being rented out through air bnb, split into 4 equal shares with your family or friends, somehow you're losing money because it was a lemon and theres lots of repairs you had to do, the house was vacant most of the time so you barely collected any rent -> just burning cash for awhile and you ran out of cashyou had to go find 18 other famiy or friends to borrow cash so you could still pay the mortgage, they agreed to keep you cash in exchange for part ownership of the $1m house. Now it's being split between 24 peoplethe house is now worth double, $2m overall since you fixed it up and collected some rent money, paid off mortgage debt more, but your stake in the house is now only $83K when you started with a $250k stake, down -70% because of all the share dilution
>>60994957>what's the latest scam, gentlemen?precious metals and precious metal accessories is a big one.
lol i messed up my math, you had to find 20 other family or friends i mean not 18u get the idea, if a company has cashburn the growth on the topline better be worth it, or just stay out until they actually hit a growth inflection point
>>60994936>they did it to promote their work and a product Oh sweet summer child.
>>60994936literally no reason to get mad at thiswomen are silly cute retards been that way for millions of years
>>60994965thank you for your opinion
>>60994966sorry u missed out
TUP and PRTY are gone...
>>60994758
>>60994991I didn't miss out, but I sold today so whatever happens from now on I will be missing out onIt is also high bullshit that this stock is pumping on dilutions and "lol, we are asking apple and TSMC for money" news instead of you know, their five years of absurdly expensive infrastructure spending finally bearing fruit into a functional 18A process that brings the business back to the cutting edge
>>60994982Doing things for attention and ruining the work place should be but I guess let's just keep dropping the bar for society. It's not like it could get any worse, right?
>>60994967So what do you think I should do? Take my 4k out now or wait and maybe get it back to close to 10k?
>>60995005In short, INTC owes me a free 18A processor so I can build a hype pc with my gains as emotional compensation
Apparently they call themselves fanniepackersI'm gonna kill myself. FNMA has been the biggest mistake of my life
i need to get some skin in the game, bleed a little, light this dry powder ablaze, grind my bones, eat the teeth of enemies
>>60994688should i not be putting any money into SPY for now? and for how long?
>>60995012its a marketing department for a womens skin care company in australianot a single man works in that office space
i'm bullish on cocaine and moonshine
>>60995013ur fked because fundamentals would say cut your losses, treat it as if you have $4k cash right now and if you had $4k cash would you still buy the same position in the pennyscam?but the problem is, ur gonna rope yourself if it somehow goes 2x or even 10x within the next 2 yearsif it's any consolation, $4k is easy to recover from just by continuing to be a wageslave
>>60994758This unironically is my ringtone
>a bunch of tariffs just dropped via nottwitter starting in 6-7 daysyeah its fucking over
>>60994984Alot of US Pharma companies might go up a bit while those without US manufacturing might drop in the morning. It might be worth keeping a eye on for a quick sell then a buy for the foreign ones, Trump will change his mind about the tarrifs or they will announce US manufacturing and then go up in a week or so. The moves might not be that big but they will probably be predictable.
>>60995012i'm sowwy are the little girls making it impossible for you to be the bestest little wage slave you really wanna be??
>>60995098all these people are dead
>>60993753Yeah, this is a huge story. Every Jew on the street has real time access to every detail of our lives. This has all gotten so over the top and absurd with these people.
>>60995102
anyway, going to spend the next few days finishing this book.that means i cant waste time here :/
>>60994042Topped
FAGMAN status?
>All my crpyto collapsing>A.. at least my index funds are making stable gains>VEQT is -0.23% todayBogglebros.. why did you do this to me?
name a single scenario where going 100% all in on mcdonalds would be a bad thingthe united states government needs mcdonalds more than mcdonalds needs them, I actually believe that this country is being held together by mcdonaldsotherwise there would be literally 0 jobs in black areas, there would be roaming gangs, the class divide would widenmcdonalds brings americans together, it's literally true even though it's a sales pitch, mcdonalds and my and our collective love for it is the only thing keeping america functioning at the moment
HGRAF had a quick sentiment reset back to discount of current price range and bounced back up. Price action is looking solid.At end of day tomorrow, institutional investors that use and require MOC orders will be able to start trading HGRAF. Only stock on the CSE that fulfills that requirement, and is a requirement for uplisting to the TSX, which means that both the NASDAQ/TSX uplistings are coming down the pipe.I think some of Kevin Bambrough's friends running funds requested that they apply for MOC compliance, so will be interesting to see how quickly institutional money will come into the stock.
>>60995099Aw do you like having gossip time during lunch with your gal pals from HR, you gay faggot cunt.
>>60995133Yeah we're in that part of the cycle. You should have a long/short market neutral position.
>>60995111Have fun with your astrology book. Maybe, just maybe, consider reading more about math, statistics and stochastic calculus instead
>>60995077>ssris become unaffordable>kids start dealing with feewings (yeah, it's called puberty)>those who don't get lobotomized in newly constructed, looney bins authorized by trump>also Adderall and vyvanse become unaffordable>teachers start dealing with adhd kids (yeah, it's called being a kid)>no more potential mass troon shooters who can no longer focus high off vyvanse like an ssri zombie reading thousands of hours of far left or far right ideologies in one sittingI don't have a problem with this
>>60994507He’s right to do all this stuff, but it’s going to cause some economic convulsions.
>>60995140imagine working in an industry where women are present lmao get a real job>>60995136americans can barely afford fast food luxury these days
>>60995156>he's rightis he us companies have no interest reviving the american furniture manufacturing sector lolwe have half a milllion factory jobs unfilledwho the fuck wants to make furniture
>>60994507>the mentally ill will temporarily not be able to afford their drugsBoy it's going to be an interesting amount time here before we build the manufacturing needed back home. Now is the time to start a schizoid podcast to profit off of this.
>>60995161every american can afford fast food, they just can afford housingfast food is much cheaper than housing
>>60995161>imagine working in an industry where women are presentThat's literally just about every industry though>get a real job????According to you, there are barely any real jobs left except for blue collar work. Wtf
>>60995144ty, i will. i have smoked way too much (cigs and weed) to memorize the information in those subjects. not saying its not good advice just not for me. i find math to be monotonous and boring
chink leaf
>>60995163i actually would love to get into making furniture in my garage
>>60995185my gramps was a carpenter. I used to do wood working to make furniture. He was so impressed he started doing it himself and now his house has a bunch of furniture pieces that are built like houses and not furniture. very funny imo
>>60995177>blue collaryes it's called a man's job. The only women that come around my jobsites are hookers for a blow n go
>>60995163>US companies have no interest That’s a pretty big statement. There’s always a desire to enter any profitable business. Had you said, “it’s impossible for US firms to make a profit against South Asian competitors due to labor and materials cost”, I could accept that; and that’s the problem. There’s always desire is DEFINITELY there. Prior to overseas competition, cabinet making was a well paying trade. They generally made custom on site by tradesmen. Now it’s standardized cabinets made in factories and South American immigrants “install” them in a slipshod manner.
>>60995144Its not perfect, but mapping highs, low, and midpoint into averages can give a decent feel for whether a trend has formed. TA isnt predictive, it confirms things. Most people dont seem to grasp that. Quant trading is big though
>>60995198we have to import all our wood, there is no forest to kitchen linelumber is fucking expensive right now m8
>>60995156He is playing ball too hard.Using just tariff to force companies to comeback isnt gonna fix the issue:Usa is just too expensive even with all the tax breaks. Whatever it is built will just lose money. Is a lose lose situation if done like this.If he hit specific medio and companies sure. But a white blanket is just gonna make pain for both industries and consumers. He wants the work of a decade done in 2 years.Like manufacturing is no where near back even with other tariffs.
Holy shit my port is gonna blow up tomorrow in a bad way
The only pleasure I got out of life was a green portfolio. I guess even that is now gone too.
>>60995005alright based
>>60995203Modern farmed wood is shit anyways. Even softwood from a century forest is fucking durable compared to farmed softwood. As a leaf, I'm surprised we're not exploiting more resources>>60995222The whole point of outsourcing to China, India, Mexico etc is the cheap labor. As soon as your specialty scientists get paid 100k a year or whatever, the cost of goods is gonna spike more than a tariff.>>60995246>>60995261What happen
>>60995276Trump just announced tariffs on stocks
are we seriously back to the early feb-early april bear vibes? god bless
look at SATLsomeone didn't believe me when I told them it wasn't a buy above 3.25hope you didn't get wrecked buddy
>>60995246why
>>60995246Pirates again?
>>60995261thats why you cover blud line only goes up long term, farm option premiums on spikes
>>60995293its those damn bloody portuguese demanding i let them build a fort right outside of my town again
If Jerome Powell was a Quincy his schrift would be N: "The Nigger". Mine would be B: " The baggie"
>>60995305im S the schizo
What's going on over there?
>>60994396What companies does this effect? Any American ones?
>>60995313Are these AI people?
>>60994425based
>>60995327Holy shti!
>>60995319american trucks are far behind euros, literally museum pieces
>>60995334>american trucks are far behind euros, literally museum piecesat least they are more expensive and breakdown more offten
Why do poor people without assets have kids? Shit is fucking cruel
I just checked wiki, and it says Empire of Dust is a documentary. I thought it was a satire. How do I short China?
Bulls still in denial
>>60995343the european ones? european regulations result in unecessarily overengineered engines
>>60995370>Empire of Dust is a documentaryGreat documentary, shows what the culture is like and you understand why its the way it is. Guy is still waiting for his gravel. I like the part where the gravel supplier refuses to answer his phone, return any messages, nor deliver any gravel, then says "we have to learn to work together."
Bearcels are pathetic and retarded.SP500 did two beautiful Vs today as soon as we even slightly approached -2% since Monday highs earlier this week. We will end green tomorrow and the pump will commence. Just as we did in May, June, July, and August.
>>60995356It's called iq, when I'm fucking I still have my mental faculties, I know to pull out
So fidelity is a retarded shitbox that won't let me link a bank account, very cool
>>60995391>the european ones?no the american ones, the ones the jeets use to kill everyone with
>>60995399i got rid of my boa account because fidelity SPAXX pays me interest like a savings account without being a pain in the ass so this isnt an issue for me
>>60995399You're a dipshit.
>>60995411I opened a brokerage and it says my account isn't eligible to link to a bankLiterally retarded, it seems to be a bug or something because they reccomend people clear there cacheHow tech illiterate is this company to where I can't even put my money in their account
>>60995386it's dumping
>>60995412Read this>>60995416
>>60994509Yeah and Mueller is going to put him in jail anytime now.
>>60995416You're are the one at fault dipshit. Millions of users don't have a problem linking accounts.Sort your peice of shit web browser and pc out.Fucking faggot.
>>60995416they started doing that to prevent scams, i forget the details but wait a bit and you will be fine.
>>60995419Sort your life out too while your at it.
>>60995418don't worry, that cappybara will be dumping soon too
>>60995421Brave browser works great and I haven't seen an ad in years goy slaveSuck start me>>60995422Maybe
>>60995423My life is great, you mad bitch
>>60995427>moron with adblocking shit browser trying to access a secure siteYep. This is a (you) problem.Go be a retard somewhere else.Your stupidity is stinking up the thread.
>>60995432>projectionYou're the one seething over your shit being retatded and unable to access a secure site.Stop being a faggot. The world owes you nothing if you're purposely acting retarded.
>>60995436You will watch the ad with blacks in it, you will accept them
>>60995441I accessed the site fine, made an account and everythingThe stupid fucks are refusing my moneyMaybe it's fraud prevention but if it isn't it's not a good look
>>60995442Be a retard. Not my problem.When you eventually call supoort and they tell you to stop being a retard be sure to cry about niggers. Surely this will help resolve the issue.
>>60995452How is it retarded to have a free mindI am able to link my bank to every website on the internet but nigelity can't figure it outcurious
>>60995449You fucked up using a shit browser with an adblocker. Your account is marked suspicious. Again, this is a (you) problem. You fucked up. Own it. Grow up. Make amends. Move on with adult life.
>>60995456Because (you) are a fucking retard with a chip on your shoulder and a shitty attitude.Read picrel >>60995464and stfu you whiny faggot.
>>60995464>>60995467>Internet Explorer>FlashBoth of those have been discontinued for 10+ years.
Literally the worst /smg/
Guys
Maybe the market will open green tomorrow. Crypto was dumping before market open but right now they're bouncing back a little bit
>>60995449Even after linking my bank account (and doing the whole temporary deposits thing) they still wouldn't let me pull money from the bank into Fidelity. I had to push it from Vanguard into Fidelity using the latter's routing and account numbers, which is actually held at UMB Bank as I recall. You'll probably have to deposit the money some other way.
>You've bled with CLF Tranny. >Now bleed with me!
>>60995502maybe I spoke too soon
>>60995492glad i bought more yesterday :>
>>60993753Netanyahu and Israel will be the next Nazi Germany and Hitler of this century, we need a D day scenario again lmaoBut ok on a more serious topic, are we heading into another type of "General Crisis" soon? I read up on history the other day and man the signs are too similar and its on a global scale.>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_General_CrisisI'm giga bear mode shorting in 2026.
>>60993753puts on Microsoft?
>>60995526>shorting nominal asset prices during a hyperstagflationary crisisI shiggy diggy. Buy precious metals and precious metal accessories.
>The U.S. is planning to ask chip companies to manufacture the same number of semiconductors domestically as their customers import from overseas producers, the Wall Street Journal reported on Friday.>Companies that do not maintain a 1:1 ratio over time would have to pay a tariff, the report said, citing people familiar with the plan.U.S. President Donald Trump said last month his administration would impose a tariff of about 100% on imports of semiconductors but it would not apply to companies that were manufacturing in the U.S. or had committed to do so.
>>60995574madness. he's nearly 80. i fear he is easily influenced and becoming senile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSGFXGFkTjw
>>60995594WW3 starts in 2027. These preparatory tariffs are too little too late, and will look like an absolute nothingburger compared to the shitstorm from 2027-2030. Buy precious metals and precious metal accessories.
>>60995527Green on all metrics including last ER which eclipsed almost the entire Info Tech sector and u wanna naked put, ykno what go for it
>>60995305What would Trump's schrift be?
>>60995526No one wants to fight in the same way the masses wanted it in WW1 and 2.There will be no revolution or uprising in any western states (the only ones that matter). The people are too docile by drugs, slopa and vidya.Fact is, nothing is going to happen. Nothing ever happens.
>>60995600I'm ready to be 3 times running back-to-back-to-back world war CHAMPS
>>60995606D for The Deal obviously and he would use it on literally everyone under every circumstance
>>60995600doubt we will see it in our lifetime but ill consider what youve suggested
>>60993753thoughts on lucid motors?thinking about tossing a few grand at it, I think lucid and rivian will be the biggest EV companies after Tesla
>>60995125highest unemployment (7% to art history's 3%)
>>60995609I've got bad news, anon. WW1 and WW2 were won through superior population sizes and manufacturing output. NATO's population and manufacturing output compared to BRICS (and especially China) is even less favorable than the Axis' population and manufacturing output were when compared to the Allies. Best case scenario, we cede Taiwan and the Baltic's, and call for a truce before things get too ugly. I wish things were different, and it's a massive indictment on the retards in power for the last few decades for letting things get this bad, but that's just the absolute state of our country in current year. This is one of the reasons you should be hoarding precious metals and precious metal accessories, btw.
>>609956132027 is the year that all the glowniggers have been saying Russia and China will invade the Baltics and Taiwan. Buy precious metals and precious metal accessories.
>>60995627>Buy precious metals and precious metal accessories.be a little more specific, im about to get paid what stock or etf do i purchase?
>>60995632>1PBTIDHere come the Eglin cope bots. You girls (male) should buy precious metals and precious metal accessories so that you wouldn't have to shill on a autistic cartoon frog gambling forum for a living.
>>60995636Personally, I'm moving all my money over to gold and silver miner calls, but really it all depends on your risk tolerance. Everything related to precious metals and precious metal accessories is going up, whether it's direct metal ETFs, miners, or ore processing companied. SLVR is nice.
>>60995622i'm not reading that. America is the good guys and that's why we always win in the end. sleep tight little froggy it will all be ok
>>60994465i watched it live and keked
>>60995617>thoughts on lucid motors?total crap. The previous CEO ran it into the ground. The cars look good, good technology, they dont have the team to make it work. They miss their deadlines, barely produce any cars, do not have the employee numbers to compete, electric cars are failing without massive subsidies.t. lost $20k on that garbage selling and put rest into tech stocks and make good gains.
>>60995643
>>60995608The “revolution” will simply be a slow collapse marked by declining birth rates, more niggers and complete erosion of social trust with ensuing economic recession because of a non existing middle class and a large horde of physical wage slaves barely surviving
>>60995643But what if the government takes the gold again like they did about 100 years ago? A few other countries have done this too. All that effort saving it up only to lose it?
>>60995643/cmmg/ keeps talking about Bayhorse, should I invest?
>>60995651That's the other reason why WW3 will go really badly. We won WW1 and WW2 because we took it super seriously and fought harder and smarter than anyone else. Now everyone today thinks we'll win WW3 without even trying because that's what always happens in the movies, without them understanding the current dilapidation of our military-industrial capabilities. Buy precious metals and precious metal accessories.
>>60995662It will be worse than the Late Bronze Age collapse.This time its brown peoples instead of Sea Peoples and the entire globe will crumble.>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late_Bronze_Age_collapse
Who else up moving funds to buy more Kodak?
>>60995678the question is how do we profit
>>60995663I own both physical and paper, but even in the worst case scenario they won't be able to take my miner calls. I'm not giving them my physical bullion peacefully, either.>>60995665No idea, I don't read those threads.
>>60995688Literally precious metals and precious metal accessories.
>>60995643What about GLD and SLV?I've got shares in both. Also have physical, but physical might just be a gift for my sons.
>>60995716Sprott's ETFs like PSLV are nice because they're redeemable for physical bullion and they're backed with full (non-fractional) reserves. I'm not sure their ETFs would have the most liquidity if you're doing options, though.
>>60995617me again, you are better off throwing 1k at INTC and 1K at LTC while they are ripping. Or, wait for Trump to announce the next company he takes a stake in and putting 2k in that. Or ride the first two up until the next Trump announcement then sell the first two and take all the principle and gains and buy into the the third one.
>>60995736>buy INTCHAHAHAHAHA
>>60995744>>60995744>>60995744
We've been fighting WW3 for decades, and losing. It's a cultural and financial war
>>60995163>who the fuck wants to make furnitureThe Southern/mid Atlantic is full of furniture factories actually. There's one just down the road from here.
>>60995136mcdonalds is a braindead CRE REIT. It might even be a good short.You certainly shouldn't go all in, you generally do >10% anywhere.
>>60995203>lumber is fucking expensive right now m8It's been more expensive in the past, people can figure it out.
>>60995464Stop banking with jews and go to Etrade.
>>60995662South Africa is just America 40 years in the future.
>>60995477but netscape is the best browser out there
>>60995391Euro here, worked on a MACK truck once. It war 4 years old and broke down on average 2 a month.The MAN I drove back home was over 8 and was in the garage 2-3 times a year usually to replace a worn out.US goods are a race to the bottom of the enshittification pit to fuck the consumer all the way to the edge of where he refuses to pay for it and switch.
>Wedbush Raises Tesla Inc Target Price To $600 From $500Never seen Wedbush not be gigadegenbullish on anything on Yahoo Finance
>>60995464Muh best viewed is a matter of opinion, of which the Indian that wrote that is not qualified to give due to being a different species
The fidelity shitsite is working today anon talking about fraud protection was right had nothing to do with based browser
>>60994936it's a really annoying advertisement
>>60995622>NATO's population and manufacturing output compared to BRICS (and especially China) is even less favorable than the Axis' population and manufacturing output were when compared to the Allies.lol, you're an idiot for thinking BRICS is going to be a military alliance. They're barely even an economic one. Hues and pajjets are more likely to side with the west than against it, and South Africa is a complete non-factor. This will come down to NATO and friends vs. Russia and China, which would be a complete curb-stomp. This is why WW3 isn't going to happen, nobody wants to deal with the aftermath of such a curb-stomp, so all the tensions will just end-up fizzling out.
