idf cuties mornin edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/:>>60993753
here is the list, pick your fighter:ondsnxdrbrzetnxpgambkuraoprxchymdawn
Buy precious metals and precious metal accessories.
INTC
kek dont buy KODK you fucking tards
i would like to formally apologize to /smg/ as i believe in former communcations i stated that intc would first hit 27, then 35.this was incorrect and it is going to 50 plus asap.i also stated that FUCKING REDDIT would hit 220 before 300 eoy, but i stand by that.peace and god bless baby jesus thank you
>futes
Good morning /smg/.We're all gonna make it, plan accordingly.This is financial advice.
>>60995752I have some ONDS at $4. Always feels like I didn't get in early enough.Maybe I should've bought more. Oh well.
>>60995761I'm going to use my one share as leverage to demand they bring back Kodachrome.
>>60995757Why does everyone look like retards in that image?
>>60995821https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enUgDZ4ULCc
WW3 finally happening or....nothingburger again? Markets are kinda boring this week.
>>60995833it's the calm before the storm. 2026 and 2027 will be huge. SOMETHING will happen.
>>60995744Tranny, Alcohol Fetal Alcohol Spectrum, Borderline Average-Obese BMIFucking grim.
GM. This does not mean "good morning".Patience is a virtue.
>>60995919Dollar-denominated asset bulls will also lose. Precious metals and precious metal accessories frogs will win.
I'm gonna make a portfolio for my mom. Should I skip the tech and financials and just go for energy&utilities. Is this dump gonna take a while?
There's so little volume.
>>60995928Those are dollar denominated assets
>>60995931Do not handle other people's money. You don't know what you're doing.
That was bait wasn't it. He got me.
>>60995931Just make a bog-standard vanguard boomerfolio
>>60995936No, precious metals are their own reserve asset. The world is moving to trade denominated in terms of precious metals instead of dollars. Buy precious metals and precious metals and precious metal accessories.
>>60995938I know which stocks to buy I just don't know the generel market direction. >>60995946No. I wanna 2x 3x her money in 3-5 years so she would stop complaining me being a neet.
tgif
>>60995931Literally all you need for this situation is:QQQISPYIVOOSPYBLOXBTGDMSFTAMZNGOOGTurn on drip. Forget about it for about five years. Only add to the account as needed/desired.
>>60995833nothing ever hap-
>>60995971Thanks for the advice. But I really dont think buying etfs and mega cap stocks.
I am tired of these green days. I was told there was going to be volatility in September and October so I held back from buying waiting for the dip. Are there any signs for a pullback?>>60995919I will nut so hard
>>60995992MDAIGRRRGAMBHGRAFOPENFNMARKLBRBLXPLASTSMSTRBNMR
What do ameripoors think about 100% tariffs on meds?>>60995999Very strong port. Definitely safe from pirate attacks. Your mother either becomes homeless or you become a millionaire heir when she dies.
>>60995992QQQI: Beats the index with DRIPSPYI: Beets the index with DRIPVOO: The Index, used for portfolio stabilitySPY: Same as VOO, different vehicleBLOX: Exposure to BTC and EtheriumBTGD: Exposure to BTC and GoldMSFT: will be 1st 5 Trillion market cap company. Been 20 years since last forward split, projection of $650 by next yearAMZN: Global dominance. Second to Microsoft in Government/DoD contracts. GOOG: As much as they are satanic, they continue to grow in several key markets and keep beating lawsuitsYour mother’s worst enemy is time missed in the market. If you do riskier plays, be prepared to lose her retirement. Good luck man.
>>60996007bullish for government budgets
tesler is freefalling...
>>60996007>What do ameripoors think about 100% tariffs on meds?Drugs are for degenerates, might as well help the deficit.
>>60995999I'm short (not options, actually short sold using my margin) like half of these, I don't think I'm long a single one.
>>60996122nothing cause the market doesn't care for mr im gone in 3.5 years. KEK we CONSTROOOOOTING
>>60996130as if the other retarded fat palantir creation isn't just as retarded
GRRR drilling
>>60996088ACK!
Repost cause wrong thread:>Wedbush Raises Tesla Inc Target Price To $600 From $500Never seen Wedbush not be gigadegenbullish on anything on Yahoo Finance
>>60996184i see a trend here. every time there is the slightest blip of red this guy comes out with the praises
The Fed should unironically hike rates.
>>60996346it should unironically cut 325 bps
>>60995928>Dollar-denominated asset bulls will also loseWould this apply to stocks or are those safe, since you have Apple and such both on exchanges in the USD as well as other currencies.
>>60995962I really hope you're joking anon, this is a terrible idea.
the neutral rate is zero
>buy MSTU 'on the dip'>down 350 bucks>also down 250 on MSTYI get it nowI seeI should have sold MSTY back in July and blacklisted everything to do with MSTR and never looked back.
>>60995767>intc 50Everything is topped out huh. Gold, tech, vibrators. Nothing for me to buy.
>>60996088GOODfUCK EVERYONE
>>60995999>MDAIIs this the canadian one or the americna one?
>>60996462American biotech
All in on mcdonalds stock later todayMcdonalds holds the entire us economy together and in turn the world economy
>>60995744Looking to add one last etf to my portfolio.I own several individual stocks and 4 etfs which replicate nasdaq100, an uranium index, euro stoxx 50 and chinese index.Would a global healthcare etf be a good adition to my portfolio? I was looking into Invesco S&P World Health Care ESG UCITS ETF Acc.https://www.justetf.com/en/etf-profile.html?isin=IE000L4EH2K5#overview
>>60996486What are your investing goals?What is your risk appetite?What is your investing timeline?Which factors would you like to increase exposure to?Which factors would you like to reduce exposure to?Why do you need to modify your current portfolio?
>>60996501>What are your investing goals?Mostly long term, with some shorter term riskier picks>What is your risk appetite?Mid/high>What is your investing timeline?I'm 31, started investing at 27. Hoping to keep investing later into life.>Which factors would you like to increase exposure to?I think my portfolio is well balanced but would like to add something different->Which factors would you like to reduce exposure to?Technologies/AI>Why do you need to modify your current portfolio?For funsies
Would you buy corporate bonds?
>>60996473werent they doing so poorly they brought down prices cause poors could no longer afford them?
Another lovely day for Rolls Royce, no doubt the yankie doodles will try to crash it on open
ah sweet more bullshit data coming in a half hour or so
>>60995771Kekked at this
>futures
will today be green?
what direction is the market going today? I was thinking about buying then selling and buying again, do you think that will work???how about soxl
>>60996565Why do you keep posting this shit?
I need Alpha.
>>60996569it might go down but looks like an extremely euphoric bullish pressure has built so it will liftoff on the smallest excuse
>>60995744>idf>cutiesPick one
>>60996600you're gay if you wouldn't fuck them
>>60996565Did you lose money w/ futures? If yes, how much?
>>60996565so hot
I'm going to sell deep ITM calls on UNH for next Friday. How low do you think Trump can send it in six days? ten percent?
>>60996585CommoditiesOilGasMetalsRare earths
>>60996612Potash?
>>60996604nice try jew, but Im not into beastiity
>>60996612surely oil has topped by now
>>60996585What rarity?
6 minutes
>>60996513Are they even worthwhile and where?
>>60996615Yes>>60996630>surely oil has topped by now
>not PPI or CPII sleep.
>>60996644VIX is tanking after hours so I think it's gonna be good news.
LOL
>>60995744Would you settle down with a Zionist honeypot?
>personal spending upits so over for the bears
You caught the GRRR generational bottom, right anon? You didn't paperhand your gains did you?
>>60995744Gorillaniggers... we're back (for now)
>>60996682the average american consumer is the apex creature
everything will be fine except for permabears
>Income and spending beat but inflation in-line with expectationsLiterally the only thing that could have been better is inflation beating expectations, but this is still hyperbullish after the last few days. We moon.
>>60996703they are going to try pushing it down again with employment numbers next week
and we're back
>>60996585GRRR is dangerously undervalued. This one new contract alone is valued at 80% of their market cap, 6-K just released.https://www.stocktitan.net/sec-filings/GRRR/6-k-gorilla-technology-group-inc-current-report-foreign-issuer-ddb89e91a3e5.html
>>60996717Don't forget the 75% chance of a US Gov shutdown on Wednesday lol. Regardless, this only presents more buying opportunities.
>>60996694waiting for paycheck fok
>>60996449I made 22% total returns on MSTY with drip and minus NAV erosion. MSTY is a love/hate and is completely dependent on timing AND what MSTR is doing. I got out in August and wont touch that shit with a ten foot stick. Ultimately MSTY is a third derivative product: 1st Bitcoin movement, 2nd MSTR movement then 3rd MSTY is affected.If you haven’t noticed the S&P hard passed on inclusion of MSTR.
what was that just now?
>>60996724how much should i put into it right now
>>60996728hah when has that ever happened
>>60996737I'm in for £25,000. Just added a little more on the bottom of the dip. I see $30 easily end of October and could rally past $50 if any more good news emerges. Asian Palantir sirs!
>>60996738Last happened for a little over a month in 2018/2019.
lmao
>>60996746MAGA (argentina)
>>60996744oh i thought they always just threaten with it. but anyway why the hell should the stock market care? im sure the companies will be just fine without their assigned nsa agent for a couple days
>>60996744Market Performance During the ShutdownStart (Dec 21, 2018): S&P 500 closed around 2,416.End (Jan 25, 2019): S&P 500 closed around 2,664.That’s about a +10% rebound during the shutdown.So, despite the shutdown, the market rose sharply.We should be cool smiggers, if you're a gov wagie you just get the month off and there are no consequences :)
>>60996694fidelity wont let me buy GRRR
>>60996694I didn´t paperhand sir.
i got some longs so feel free to enjoy the crash at open :)
>>60996749I hope there is a shut down. Plus nobody is scared of that stupid term anymore and what its supposed to imply. When in actuality a bunch of nonessentials get sent home (hopefully) w/out pay.
>>60996750Why not? Is that normal on Fidelity? I thought TIAA was bad for not providing bear ETFs
How to defend port from pirates?
>>60996775All in on $SHIP
>>60996775LMND to counter scurvy
>>60996673haha, I just read your picture and this funny bird landed on me
>>60996583>seethingYWNBARW
>>60996673yeah good goy, sell those overvalued stocks before they go down!
>>60996673BOFA DEEZ NUTS RISK FREE LMAO
>>60996746ayyyyyyyy
>>60996534I made so much more money from this company than I deserve to. Thought they still made cars.
>>60996746It's almost as if Trump wants to force those farmers to abandon their business and sell their land haha that would be crazy right haha do you know a guy that has been acquiring a lot of land in the past that is rich and MAGA hates? haha I know one haha
>>60996746He doesn't need their support any more. It's not like he's going to be doing a third term legally anyways.
Divvychads today is the day
>>60996806RR & RYCEY don't even make the Rolls Royce cars lol they sold that portion of the business a few years ago when they were going bankrupt.Its all engines/Small Medium Nuclear Reactors now.>TFW bought in at 70p in 2022 only to sell at £1.20 ;_;
Anyone had a chance to browse through this document (https://www.ecb.europa.eu/euro/digital_euro/timeline/profuse/shared/pdf/ecb.deprep250926_innovationplatform.en.pdf) about the Digital Euro? What's going to be the smart move there?
why is everything falling again...
>>60996746I seriously despise these welfare queens (farmers) and the fact they grow literal poison to make a quick buck. Get a real job you fucking losers
PLUG POWER
>>60996742fidelity wont let me buy it wtf
>>60996874020255?
>>60996878yea
>>60996880Afaik nothing you can do about it :(
>>60996880Well, other than place a phone order but big $$$ fee.
>>60996880Well other than big $$ fee phone order.
We will rip 0.5% in the first half hour, mark my words.
>>60996851I’m pretty sure half of us are Jewish and the other half are prior upper middle class kids who grew up around Jews.Born poorfags don’t have the temperament for trading they crash out quickly.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
WTFWT
Give em hell DELL
>>60996903
sold the top enjoyer heregonna be cash gang comfy
Why didn't you listen.This is the future you chose.It didn't have to be this way Smiggers.
>>60996917there is nothing comfy about being sidelined while everything goes up and now you wont time the market because you will be a greedy fuck waiting for the next dip.
>>60996921SBSW had better returns. Not listening to you anymore.
Saar buy gorilla saarShut it jeet
>>60996897Told you lol
thankfully this piece of shit pumped by 7% after me losing thousands on it yesterdaymade a profit of about $5do NOT trust the GRRR poster
>>60996935>I've been shilling this consistently since $15>You decide to buy at $22 after it runs up in a month>Its my fault you're not instantly profitable>You will be green today/next week
>>60996921sub 16 eod lmao
>>60996851>thread removedHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHkeep dunking on these worthless schizos, based janny
Cryptofag here, do you guys trade stocks daily? How do you guys make any money, are you using leverage?In Canada we can't leverage on crypto for "safety" reasons but I can on stocks.How do you guys get information about stocks its like all of the information is coming in late, when I look at two sites for one stock they show different prices.
>>60996951I'm 10x short MARA.
>>60996951>How do you guys make any moneyThat's the neat part, we don't
>Retail makes up about 25% of daily trading volume. I've had plenty of sources at the world's biggest financial firms complain to me about how hard it is to beat the index because that quarter of the market is made up of investors who keep buying the dip and disrupting standard investment patterns.
>>60996951I don't have any information, so sometimes it goes up or down BIGLY.
>>60996953>TFW long MARAWhy short?
Damn, S&P a lot greener than NDX
>>60996951are you talking about day trading or anything longer term than that?>when I look at two sites for one stock they show different prices.make sure the data is coming from US exchanges. btw i use interactive brokers in canada
HOW THE GAY BEARS HOLDING UP?
>>60996961How do you choose what to buy?
>>60996963The usual things but mostly because it's a scam.
>IREN down 9% todaydamnDAMN told an anon to buy in 2-3 days agohope he took profits and ran
>>60996976Im the giga bear. Im so bearish I dont short anything, I just buy gold and silver
>>60996967not good, boss
>>60996520Any company with unreasonable prices to their core demographic and who can't get the sales they want should lower their pricesCommon sense right
>>60996951got to love how the democratic governments always want to keep us safe
I've cashed out of everything bull boys.Strongly recommend you'd do the same given it's Friday (a cursed day when people take profits to spend on their gfs) and because Jeffries & Schumer haven't agreed to avoid a government shutdown for the end of the fed gov fiscal year on Tuesday (and probably won't as it's the only leverage they have).
>>60996956oh those are the assholes that try to drag things down?
Guys… i’m fat as shit, do I do something irresponsible and get on ozempic? $250 a month. I’m worth $700k, still young but I don’t want to be those guys who croak before or near retirement. My BMI is 37.
>>60996956Alright, fellow hedge fund managers. What is our move to squash the retail vermin once and for all?
>>60996998government shutdowns are bullish
>barely moves up>barely moves down>for the past few dayswhy
>>60996897No one even wants to know how I knew??
Next week on /smg/
>>60997008WRONG>>60997005Just cut out carbs and walk and the weight will fly off without you even noticingI'm aware you Americans have made life require a car no matter where you go but you'd be stunned at how liberal you can be with your diet if you merely had to walk everywhere.There's always those American girls that are like "omg I like totally am eating whatever I want and am not putting on a pound, what the double hockey stick!" because they're too retarded to realise that walking is burning calories. Your diet has to be sustainble though, it's easy enough to be carbless for a week or so but becomes a struggle not long after. Probably buy weighing scales and just eat less than you currently do.
>>60997018can I get a quick rundown on Nike
>Worse consumer report = pumpok
>>60997024Failed company with shit products made in bangladesh.
>>60997006The same thing as last time.>Short the market>FUD a war/recession>Acquire more stock>Wait for FE&D to initiate QE>Get low interest loans>Acquire even more stock>Wait wait for repeat.
>>60997029why have they collapsed YTD as well as Adidas and Puma though?You'd think the failure of one would mean the success of the others. Why is the entire sportswear industry dying?
>>60997035Lululemons is better.
>>60997037they look exactly the same thoughAre people just becoming fat cunts?
>>60997022>WRONGthe S&P 500 says otherwise
>>60997025bearish opening imo. tech is not even doing well
should I invest in womens underwear?looking at VSCO
>>60997045the thing that's currently nosediving?okay sweetie xx
>>60997049we are crashing (out)
Are we allowed to ask for opinions on stocks here or is that soliciting?
>>60996979This market is heavily sentiment and narrative driven imo. AI narrative made tech go up bigly, data center infrastructure has made nuclear surge, materials necessary for manufacturing of high tech gadgets have surged. War in Ukraine is another narrative. Of course there are actual revenues behind most of this so you need to actually find a fast growing company that fits a certain narrative.
Why is Oracle plummeting for the third day in a row? Is it because Larry Ellison bought TikTok? Why should that hurt Oracle?
uhm are we ok? just a fakeout, right?
>First Majestic+5=5%Anyone who's anybody is in silver and silver accessories
>>60997055ik. i shorted once, lost a bit and reshorted. lets see how long the crashout goes. we might bottom here
>>60997044You don’t need any of their products to be fit…
>>60997062nah that might unironically be the end of capitalism. spy might go do 400 eod. dead serious here
I bought $300 of VOO today specifically to bog the entire market
>>60997062damp eet
For real, the only reason its dumping is because of the jew holidays.
meh should have bough shiny rocks. only thing thats been going up nonstop
>>60996951I put all my stock money in one ticker that I see as already having bottomed out with nowhere to go but up. I trade it intraweekly (not daily) by selling calls when it's high and buying them back when it's low. The money I make from this goes right back into more shares of that stock. It's UNH by the way.
>KODKChuds win again... Why didn't we listen?
>>60996817AIEEEE WHY DOES HE GET FREE MONEY!??!
I have a feeling that I could make at least $10,000 from the $5,000 in my fun account just by shorting here and forgetting about it for a few months, but I'm too much of a coward to do it.
>He fell for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
It's actually amazing how AI suddenly drove off a cliff in quality
Historically we can't go red for 4th day in a row...
This is why downmarket are so much more fun
4 horseman of the apocalypse >AG>PLSV>SLVR>GDX
>>60997054you mom didn't take enough tylenol when you were a fetus
What do you guys think of LITP?
>U.S. to impose 100% tariff on branded, patented drugs unless firms build plants locally>Pharma stocks stay green
>>60997149sounds like a good excuse to sell some tech stocks
friday megadump incoming fyi
>>60997180over and out
dip of a lifetime here broshalf of congress owns it
>>60995744Even though I sold my puts yesterday I’m glad I did. I needed a rest after +120%. I would have been shitting myself this morning.I told my boss last night I wasn’t buying back in, things had been going to well, something bad was bound to happen.Ten minutes later I returned home to and opened the sandwich I had bought to put mustard on it, and there was literal piece dog shit in it. I picked it out thinking it was olive paste. I smelled it. I smeared it. It was feces. Had I bought back in I’m sure the universe would have aligned things so that I ate it instead of opening it first.
WE ARE SO BACK
>>60997121wtf
Short underarmor
>>60995744>pic deletedeat it foreign bitch
Is it just me or are boomers and stock guys in general weak as fuckI came up in investing through crypto so people flipping their shit over a big dump or catastrophic loss being 5-10% is funny to meAnd the entire stock market is propped up by the government to succeedI'm not calling anyone out here but it's just funny to me
>>60997199i believe everything in this post besides the 120% gains
why won't the market crash?
>>60997214are crypto derivatives timed? like as in their value goes to zero if you hold them too long like stock options?
>>60997217why should itthey printed alot more money
jews absolutely fuming we deleted the op pic lmfaoAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>60997188unironically might buy some
>>60997217but its literally in freefall right now
>>60997217we're gonna have a "mini crash" and then pump to new ATHs
>>60997221No idea I've just bought and held through dumps that would make Ramsey self delete
>>60997132why do you say that? i find it keeps getting better and better, both llm's and image generation, and i see more and more self-driving cars all the time, pretty amazing stuff if you ask me.
>>60997217>>60997230>>60997232The market pumped late last week after Jerome announced the rate cuts and because of the quadruple witching on Friday. We're just getting a bit of a reversion following that, which will probably overcorrect down a touch more before things start going up again.
we are really going to have 4 straight days of crashing and burning?
>>60997245all the normie money that yoloed last week needs to be burnt off first.
Robinhood lagged when I wanted to sell and I lost 5% fuck
>>60997236I work with Claude ai and I find it amazing
I will reiterate itSHORTUNDERARMOR
>>60997241worst part is probably the fake pumps in pre
>india escapes all the drug tariffs because all the shit they make is copycat generics So what are we doubling the price on? Cancer drugs for no reason?
>>60997250lol, using HOOD
>>60997258getting rid of the sick before they start the wari just made this shizo theory up
>>60997252i'm jealous, there's so much cool stuff happening in tech.
>>60997253YOU HAVE TO BUY YOUR OWN UNDIES NOW ROBBY
>U.S. President Donald Trump on Friday urged pregnant women not to use Tylenol unless absolutely necessary and not to give it to young children for "virtually any reason" in a post on Truth Social.TYLENOL CONFIRMED TO CAUSE AUTISM AFTER BIRTH
Intel is now up $8 from when I sold for a quick +1.25 turnaround and it makes me seethe.
>>60997217It will, they're pumping friday for a dump on monday to fuck everyone psycologically for the rest of the week. Plus the government shutdown bullshit every year where nothing happens.But then we're pumping to ATH.
>>60997282>picI did that constantly as a kid wtf...still do
>>60997285I just got in so you did pretty good, it's going to dump now.
>>60997282Demonizing acetaminophen certainly is a choice of all timei wonder if its because his son is actually autistic and it pisses him off
>>60997285I felt smart for selling INTC for $23.64 right before it dumped again in July.
>>60997254That's all market manipulation and retail baggies on low volume. Just looking at half-hour candles on GOOG, volume jumps from 62 to 498 when premarket starts, then up to 3218 when it opens, which is when the real action begins.
>>60997245How you play the market boy.Monday was + $500Tuesday was - $40Wednesday was + $100Thursday was + $100Today is - $230 so farsheeesh not a bad week all things
>>60997272But can it be monetized?
Every stock I own that's been beating earnings and receiving price upgrades has been dumping this week, even if it's relatively old news by this point. In contrast, every stock I own that's had lukewarm earnings and maintained price targets has been pumping.
>>60997306After the big dump last year I bought and sold like 6 times for a small profit each time wasn't expecting a recovery this time around.
>>60997314Realized or unrealized gains/losses?
>>60996817>yieldmax ETFsAnon, you do realize the reason they can afford those high dividend rates is because the funds are selling off their assets to cover the costs, right? That's why every yieldmax ETF is constantly going down in value, because the amount of assets they have in play is steadily shrinking. The only reason ULTY was holding steady for a while is because of cash inflows from new investors rushing in to get that 10-9 cents a week dividend. Now the inflows can't keep up with the dividend payments, and ULTY is below 6 per share and still sliding fast.Sell them now anon, don't let yourself become a bag holder.
>>60997321People take profits dum dum.
>DIS
>>60997321>this weekThe market is backwards looking.They're pricing in and out things that happened in the 2nd quarter
Is a serial child killer addressing the UN general assembly bearish or bullish?
>>60997314Hopefully you reach 5 figures soon
>>60997324Unrealized
>>60997336We need common sense dysgenic retard control
Are we out of V shapes?
HON looking slurpable at these levels, 31 RSI. They are going to split soon into three companies. Might be a good time to get in?
O chads keep winning
UAAAAAAAA
>>60997314>Monday up 7k>Tuesday up 9k>Wednesday down 8k>Thursday down 8k>Friday up 12k so farNot a terrible week all round, but a bit of a rollercoaster. Worst part of it is I was certain we were going to dump mid-week but convinced myself not to sell a load of my better performers, I could have completely sidestepped all that drawdown.
>>60997355^ is also a V
>>60997306Poor Waniposter. For what it's worth, I've lost money on Intel, and I've been having a very good reason to believe in them
>>60997188>dip of a lifetime>zoom outIt's literally at ATH, congress got in when it was under $10 most likely and now they're taking profits while handing you bags.
>>60997390how.... IRENic
>>60997282It's reverse psychology now women will dose their bastard children to full retardation
>>60997373>up 1k>up 1k>down 1k>down 1k>crabGay
>>60997390That's /biz/ all over - low time frame zoom in on the hard right edge of charts, fomo in when something's already pumped, baghold it forever when it dumps five minutes after they buy.
>>60997216Here are the gains.
>>60997216And here is the poop in the sa.
>>60997415This is why I set stop loses
IREN>YES OR NO?On paper looks 'good' but using only renewables looks sketchy. Also ONLY ONE (1) member of the Congress has it.
>>60997443What'd you do to piss them off?
>>60997459It was prepackaged so nothing.
How is David SPY green when all my shit are slightly into the red?
>$45.89
>>60995962>I know which stocks will go up and down>'b-but I don't know what the market will do!'Pick oneLike other anons said, don't do this.
>>60995962What happens when you lose money for her? Will you bail her out?
>>60997443This is why we need tariffs. No American should be eating a sandwich imported from India.
I got out of intel, didn't feel good about it.Bought more SLVR.
>>60997326Msty is a piece of shit yesUlty is fine, just dont blindly dripI'm at house money for ulty, 0 reason to sell. I should have dumped msty last week but as long as they pay a buck a share its fine. If the market is up putting the divvy into VOO or tqqq is basically a free money hack kek
I bought a bunch of KODK yesterday after i spent a bunch of time fudding it. I also warned everyone not to buy KODK at the very top of this thread. But I have bags to dump now so maybe every should buy KODK
crab day?
>>60997508Silver is the lynchpin
>>60997452>using only renewablesthey arbitrage the stupid over build out of renewables and convert it into bitcoin
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TAKE MY LIMIT ORDER YOU SMELLY BROKER BITCH ITS ONE UNIT SPREAD
I'll use cash whenever humanly possible, don't care to log my transaction history with my bank, my card company, the government, the central bank and a bunch of other Heeb institutions.Fuck you.
>my Ford and Intel holdings are in the greenDon't let anyone tell you shit. To win all you have to do is nothing.
>>60997534Limit orders are for poors. If you don't place market orders for even the most low volume of stocks, you ain't white.
>>60997534>He doesn't use chad market orders
i use stops above to get in (buyside only on stocks)
FELLOW INTCELS I HELD I FUCKING HELD!!
WHOS SELLING?
megadump incoming
Silver broswhat do we say about 46 Dollars for a silver ounce
>>60997581just hold it in
>>60997584higher I say
>>60997581Squeeze those little asscheeks
Aight my smelly broker bitch who probably wears the same socks from yesterday because shes with a third rate firm and splits rent with a fat nigger starbucks manager found a middle ground. Sitting well below max pain strike price, should be an easy ride home with the house on my side LETS FUCKIGN GOUUUuuuOOOOoooo
why do I keep buying optionsi keep losing money on themi may have to disable options on my account
>>60997594>smelly broker bitch who probably wears the same socks from yesterdayhnngh imagine the smell
>>60997595>i may have to disable options on my accountbut you're due for the a big payoff
>>6099759590% of gamblers quit right before they hit it big
>>60997608i made $7k on options a few weeks ago so my luck is all used up
Do I capitulate from beardom and buy the dip?
>>60997614yes please my calls need to go back up
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>>60997595>>60997610Exactly, the next trade will pay off big.
>good jobs data inline inflation data>this is bearish actually because no rate cutsIm so sick of clown world
>>60997595bc you're not patient
>>60997629Sure bro, here just trade me all the gigapumps you had on no news and ill give you the little 0.1% pumps you deserve for shit data thats not terrible
Bros...
jannies are mad about something
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>janny shorted the low dont take it out on us
my calls are finally profitable...
Try and get us janny. You don't got the guts
>>60997737>>60997737>>60997737
BASED JANNY